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lunian · 2 days
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something bloody hot is going on here 👁👄👁
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incorrectgreekgods · 5 months
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Ares: Your lipstick looks great! Aphrodite: It tastes even better. *winks* Ares: I know. Aphrodite: Ares: Aphrodite: Hey why are your teeth pink?
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camilledusk1800s · 13 days
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Ares and Aphrodite 🗡️🛡️ 🩷 🌊🐚 (and their son, Eros)
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olympushit · 1 year
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ARES DOESN'T DESERVE THE HATE HE GETS. 10 REASONS WHY:
Apart from being the god of war, he was also the god of generalship, manliness and civil order, which means that he was the god responsible for the correct function of every ancient city in order of laws and politics.
As the god of manliness, he was considered to be the patron of a fine man that every man looked up to. He was a fighter, not only as a merit from being the god of war, but he always fought for his beliefs, just like at the Trojan War when he complained to Zeus about Athena's unfair action. Also, he was the best father to his children and always supported them and their mothers, just like Cycnus fighting with Heracles, or when Aeropos' mother died during childbirth and he made it possible for the baby to drink milk from his dead mother's body.
He was the only greek god that never raped a woman. All his sexual encounters were consensual and he always seemed to respect his lovers, because he kept his private life low key and none of them suffered or were subjected to tortures, unlike Zeus' or Poseidon's lovers did.
He was the god of dance. Legend has it that before he was taught how to fight, Priapos, his tutor, refused to teach him unless young Ares knew how to dance. Afterall, war is considered to be the ultimate dance a man could perform in ancient times. Also, he appeared to dance for his daughter's Armonia wedding with joy, leaving behind the animosity for her husband Cadmus. Finally, in the feasts of the Gods, it was said that Apollo played the lyre, while the Harites, Artemis, Hermes and Ares danced with great joy.
He was a forgiving god. Despite his enraged and bloodthirsty behavior, Ares knew how to forgive someone and appreciated what they were doing to gain his trust. After Cadmus slaughtered the Dragon, he was put 8 years under servitude to indulge Ares. Finally, Ares not only forgave Cadmus for his crime, but he also blessed his wedding with his own daughter Armonia. Cadmus, in order to gratify the god, built the city of Thebes and made Ares its patron god.
He wasn't a coward. Many greek myths refer to Ares' lack of courage to face danger. This is far from true. At the Trojan War, when he found out about Ascalaphus' death, he disobeyed Zeus' order with the risk of his immortal life in order to go to the battle amd avenge his son's death. He was later stopped by Zeus' thunderbolts. Also, when the Aloadai were about to take Olympus, he was the first god to interfere in battle in order to save Olympus. Afterall, one of his epithets was "Olympus' Protector".
He was sentimental. At the Trojan War he was seen greaving for his children's loss and always wanted to inervene for their safety. Also, he understood the rejection of his parents towards him and he was a lonely god that lacked love. But he found the love he was seeking to Aphrodite, and did not only lust her, but he loved her deeply. Together they had 8 children, and both of them were jealous about each other's affairs, because of Adonis and Eos. They also had an open relationship, because he never refrained Aphrodite from her nature, which was love and sex. Afterall love is not meant to be given to only one person.
He was the protector of women. When Hallirothios attempted to rape his daughter Alcippe, he flashed in the scene and brutally killed the rapist. From that moment on, a temple in Athens was built for Ares "Gynaikothoinas", which means the one feasted/worshipped by women.
He knew the feeling of loss. A war has two sides, the winners and the defeated. A war isn't always to be won, and everyone must learn what it is to lose. He lost many wars, but he also won many. That's why he is among the Olympians.
He was a god of justice. That is because he was referred to be "Themis' Ally", which means that he was a helper to the goddess of justice. One of his least famous daughters, Adrestia, was the goddess of balance, justice and retaliation. Also, "Areios Pagos" or aka "The hill of Ares" was named after him because he was the first man ever to be tried for substatial homicide, for slaughtering Alcippe' rapist.
DON'T TREAT MY BOY LIKE THAT! HE IS JUST ADORABLE!
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moplopbool · 5 months
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I saw this photo and immediately thought of Aphrodite and Ares💖
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slayedthedaybae · 9 months
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Once saw a pjo Fan comment that Ares was Zeus favourite son because of trials of Apollo and I died inside a little bit. So enjoy my rant about it
1. Apollo in nearly every single myth is described as his dads favourite. No beating around the bush that’s his favourite son (and highly likely child).
2. The Iliad (basic Greek mythology reading) has Zeus tell everyone in the council that Ares is his least favourite child (most likely in all the Gods too)
3. Ares is incredibly loyal to his mother and through many texts (that aren’t biased towards Athena) is seen to love his siblings a whole lot, no matter what his mother says about them. In the myth of him getting abducted by the twin giants who were threatening to r@pe his mother and sister (Artemis) and to force them to marry them. Ares was angered by this and scared for this and tried to fight them by himself leading to his capture, torture and in some tales even r@pe until Hermes rescued him
4. He is the only God (in my memory) to not have ever sa ANYONE. Every single relationship was consensual and is the only man in his family to ever do so with Zeus, Hermes, Hephaestus, Apollo, Hades, Poseidon and Dionysus all having sa people
5. One thing that boils my blood the most though in pjo is his treatment of his children. Ares was despised by his father and his mother put a lot of pressure on him to be perfect for her legacy, causing him to act out a lot and be perceived as vicious and brutal. In every myth though he never wanted his children to feel the same way he did and was apart of every single one of his child’s life.
Hope you enjoyed my rant!!!! And if not well then idk what you want from me
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godsofhumanity · 4 months
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Ares: You’d do that for me? Aphrodite: I’d do a lot of things to you. Ares: ...you mean for me..? Aphrodite: That too.
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h0bg0blin-meat · 10 months
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Athena: Who else was hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Aphrodite and Ares's convo? Hermes: Me. I was in the laundry basket. Artemis: I was in the washing machine. Apollo: I was in the closet. Hermes: Hey congrats for coming out man! <3 Apollo: No I was literally in the closet. Hermes: Love is love. <3
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medusaspeach · 1 year
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Aphrodite x Ares ❤️‍🔥 🌿 print 🌿 
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withlovefromolympus · 10 months
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Aphrodite: I wish for world peace
Ares, throws a penny into the well too: and I wish for world war
Aphrodite: no! you just canceled out my wish!
Aphrodite, throws a quarter into the well: MORE world peace
Ares, throws a five dollar bill in: OH YEAH? EVEN MORE WORLD WAR
Hera: hey!!! give me my purse back!
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0lympian-c0uncil · 7 months
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Aphrodite: It's okay to cry, Ares. It's good for your brain.
Apollo: Oh c'mon Aph, I think he knows that.
Ares: I cry once a year. That's good enough.
Apollo: ...Or not.
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camilledusk1800s · 1 month
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Ares and Aphrodite 🗡️❤️🐚
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gotstabbedbyapen · 3 months
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(at Olympian family dinner)
Ares: Mommy, can you pass me the salt?
Hera & Aphrodite: *both reach out for the salt*
Ares:
Hera & Aphrodite:
Everyone:
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olympushit · 4 months
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Ares: More passion, more passion, more passion, more energy, more energy, more footwork, more footwork, more footwork!
Aphrodite: I said I want faster....
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moplopbool · 5 months
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Ares is smitten with Aphrodite, and it is so cute
You're so right, Anon!!
I think the biggest appeal of them as a couple is that they both respect each other's strength and passion very much🥰🥰
Also, there's something so endearing about love and war being drastically different, yet also inseparable in that one brings out the other in some ways
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godsofhumanity · 3 months
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Ares: Do I look good in this shirt or this shirt? Aphrodite: You look better with no shirt. Ares: *intense blushing*
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