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floilee · 3 days

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Yelena: You look cute.

Kate: I'd look cuter with you on top of me.

Yelena:

Kate:

Yelena: Yeah… you’d look very cute like that.

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incorectquoteswlw · 1 day

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Kate: (pointing at a speaker) Oh Look! A twist!

Yelena: (taking the safety off) I don't have TIME for this tomfoolery!

Peter: (scrambling to grab the gun) This is an ESCAPE ROOM!! HOW DID YOU GET THIS IN HERE??

Yelena: I am offended you'd even ask.

MJ: This is the best day. Ever.

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headcanonthings · 2 days

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Clint: Watcha doin? Bucky: Stealing my neighbor's cat. Clint: Scandalous. Clint: Can I help?

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comingupforblair · 22 hours

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Carol: Anyone know how we can solve this problem?

Yelena, Kate and Kamala: *All raise their hands*

Carol: Without resorting to violence.

Yelena and Kate: *Lower their hands*

Carol: Or childish name calling.

Kamala: *Lowers her hand*

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ravensinthedaylight · 2 days

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Maria: Natasha annoyed me today so I told her I can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow. Clint: There's nothing special about tomorrow. Maria: Ah, but there is something special about watching the color leave her face as the panic takes over.

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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romanoffshouse · 1 month

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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 3 months

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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 5 months

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Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?

Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov

Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie

Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development

Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out

*Later*

Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-

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manhattanminute2 · 2 months

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Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Yelena: Natasha.

Y/N: Natasha.

Natasha: Me.

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ir0npvrker · 1 month

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morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside

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floilee · 2 days

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Kate: Play LARP with me?

Yelena: I'm busy.

Kate perplexed: That means you don't love me anymore.

Yelena: I love you with all my heart.

Kate: So play LARP with me!

Yelena: Anything for you.

Kate: YIPPIE!!!

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incorectquoteswlw · 2 days

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Yelena: are you from Tennessee?

Kate: because I'm the only ten you see? ;)

Yelena: because you're a state

Kate: ;')

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headcanonthings · 13 days

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Natasha: People keep calling Clint the epitome of a golden retriever. Natasha: He is not. Natasha: He is a raccoon that has been too socialized by people and now cannot be released back into the wild.

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comingupforblair · 22 hours

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Yelena: I think I got your lunch.

Yelena: *Pulls out a note saying “I am very proud of you. Love, Carol”*

Kamala: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me.

Kamala *Holds up note from Kate saying: “Be good. For the love of god, please be good”*

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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months

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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

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