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Mina: "I hope it's not too presumptuous to pray that God doesn't massacre Jonathan in a blind angry wrath against me. As for me, I am dirt on the ground, so I deserve whatever's coming to me."
VH: "... I'm taking this typewriter away until you can think of 3 nice things to write about yourself."
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Seward: Hey Dr. VH, I'm finally starting to feel not-so-depressed for the first time in this whole novel, what's up?
Van Helsing: Let's talk about the death of poor miss lucy again - how do you think she died?
Seward: I have no idea and I'd really rather not--
Van Helsing: Corporeal Transference! Astral Bodies! Hypnotism! Fine ladies at the opera! Wizards! Methuselah! Old Spiders! Giant Bats! Old Tortoises! THE CORN! *grabbing Seward by the shoulders and shaking him* Do you understand now?!
Seward, near tears: I have no idea what's happening right now.
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Seward: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Van Helsing: Only if you also don't ask why
Van Helsing: Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls Take your pick.
Seward:
Van Helsing:
Seward: This one is fine
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Jonathan: *types in Mina*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Jonathan: How fucking DARE YOU-
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TLDR of the first quarter of Dracula...
Johnathan Harker: This Dracula guy is rich and cool and a little bit hot, so those villagers must just be weird and jealous. I should totally go home with him
Harker, after he meets the brides in his castle: NOPE THIS IS WEIRD THIS IS WEIRD GOTTA GO—
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*The Suitor Squad are about to do something incredibly dangerous and ill-advised*
Quincey: any last words?
Jack: well, I’m not going to say I love you or anything!
Art: good. I don’t love you either.
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Incorrect Dracula Characters
Jonathan:
Mina:
Lucy:
Arthur:
Seward:
Quincey:
Van Helsing:
Renfield:
Dracula:
Bonus Bram Stoker:
(part II) (part III)
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Tim after getting to that part where Dracula says "I too can love" to Johnathan: Wait- Is Dracula gay??
Jason, a literature nerd: What kind of vampire novel isn't gay?
Tim: *nodding* That's fair
Dick, who had a vampire phase on his teens: To be fair, if you were an immortal being who didn't care about anything but satisfying your own desires, wouldn't you at least be curious?
Dick: It's like if you had a whole ice cream stand all for yourself and you only get vanilla
Tim: Did you just compared genders to ice cream flavors?
Dick: My point still stands. I bet everyone had fantasized about someone from the same sex at least once. Right, Jason?
Jason with his face slowly turning bright red: *trying to cover his face with the book he was reading*
Dick:... Is there something you want to share with the rest of us mortals?
Jason: Not particularly, no
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There are so many Dracula/Frankenstein crossover movies that have Dracula and the Monster as either best friends or worst enemies. But am I the only one who thinks if we had kept the characters' book-accurate personalities they would just be...indifferent to each other?
Dracula: Mwahaha! Foolish man! I have ensnared you in my trap! Now your blood is mine!
The Monster: Yeah sure whatever. This might as well happen.
Dracula: Wait... you're undead? But you're not a vampire?! How is that possible?!
The Monster: It's a long story, I don't want to talk about it.
Dracula: Are you made up of the body parts of different dead men?! What the hell?!
The Monster: Look man, if you're going to kill me just get it over with already!
Dracula: I only feast on the living. I don't want your nasty rotted corpse blood.
The Monster: Yeah ok I get it. No one else wants me either.
Dracula: ...Are you like...ok-
The Monster: No.
Dracula:...Ok well, I'm just gonna...go hunt down the humans. Good luck with...whatever you got going on. *turns into a bat and flies away*
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Mina: “Unclean! Unclean! Even the Almighty rejects me! I am bound for Hell!”
Jonathan: “Mina, sweetie. Tell me what I need to pack.”
Mina: *so confused she stops crying* “What?”
Jonathan: “I’m going with you.”
Van Helsing: “NO ONE IS GOING TO HELL!”
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JONATHAN HARKER'S JOURNAL
(Kept in shorthand.)
31 May.— Dear diary, I couldn’t find my diary so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs.
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Van Helsing: Quit your head of medical institution job!
Dr. Seward: Why?
Van Helsing: Join my vampire hunting team!
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Seward: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Arthur: I would say infinitesimally.
Quincey: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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Thank God the vampires of colour have a speaking role in Nocturne. I remember the first few seasons of Castlevania when those vampire generals from India, Nepal and Japan were there in Dracula's castle... just to look pretty, I guess? None of them ever spoke a word. What a wasted opportunity.
It's so nice to see an Aztec vampire and getting to know how that culture adds to the overall worldbuilding!
Also, everything about Annette, her backstory and her culture was just *chef's kiss*
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