how tf can you be conservative and on ao3 i’m genuinely baffled 😭😭😭😭

running away from ALL of my problems

this weeks (and LAST weeks too cos I took forever to finish WHOOPS) uni sketch is from the one with the whales ft. movie spirk taking an ice cream date in the middle of their mission! the consensus from the masses was that Spock would eat mint ice cream >:p

James Vowles when Alex Albon inevitably crashes Sargent’s car in Turn 6 too

“I don’t know.”

CHERRY MAGIC! (2024) - S1 EP5

“Come back to me...”

JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE

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the batkids (and superfam/ flash fam/ Titans etc, if they’re around) have a drinking game on Halloween where they have to take a shot every time they see someone dressed as them. Cass and Duke usually end up dry, Steph and Jason get a few, Dick is falling off roofs by the end of the night, and the Robins would be wiped if their siblings let them shoot anything but apple cider. once he’s the Flash, Wally also usually ends up pretty fucked. Jaime always gets at least a few. Conner gets a surprising amount, although he suspects it’s just because a Superman costume with a leather jacket over the top is warmer than a regular Superman costume. the next day, all the kids brag about how many they got and how hungover, arguing over who’s the fan favorite among the kids.

what they don’t know is that the tradition started with the JL when they were younger (they also don’t know it’s the real reason Bruce hates Clark so much— he always got more kids)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DESERVE ONLY GOOD THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Chinese New Year!

By @tarutaruga ⊂(♡⌂♡)⊃

Go commission them they are amazing (／▽＼) https://www.tumblr.com/tarutaruga/718351044378296320/hello-im-gonna-be-opening-a-few-sketch

idk about y’all, but i certainly did not have ‘syril stalks dedra because he has some kind of bizarro crush on her’ on my andor bingo card.

Stuilly through the movie is so funny. Stu could be standing LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE and he's RIGHT THERE. He grabs Billy's waist. He bows and hands him the knife. Enough of these gay bitches

HELP YES 😭 or when billy’s walking away after talking with randy at the videostore and stu’s still looking after him, barely paying attention to what randy’s saying, just lowkey (highkey) checking out billy

HOMOOOOOOOO

or the scene u mentioned with him handing the knife it’s so AUAGHSRGGD. it’s the way he’s paying attention to billy completely and the way he bends down a bit. i saw someone point out how he’s very touchy and affectionate but in different ways. like with tatum and sidney in this scene

it’s very different to how he is with billy. he pays attention to billy but in this scene he isn’t paying attention to either sidney or tatum. he’s totally distracted and talking and just playing around while yeah, still being affectionate and holding tatums hand and carrying her but IDKDIDISOS MAN ITS JUST DIFFERENT

i can’t believe this. you all were right :(( katja IS homophobia. i can’t believe katja just called me slurs and spit in my face. i don’t know what to do

we finally got canon ages for some of the redacted boys!!!

Samuel Collins- 29 *when turned* (technically 44 ig)

Vincent Solaire - 20 *when turned* (technically 43 ig)

Avior- Coalesced 36 years ago

Gavin- Coalesced 33 years ago

Aaron- 33 years old

David Shaw- 30 years old

Asher Talbot- 30 years old

Milo Greer- 30 years old

Lasko Moore- 29 years old

Elliot- 29 years old(???) (timeline just states he was adopted 29 years ago)

Huxley- 26

Caelum- Coalesced 24 years ago (caelum is still very much mentally a child tho. don’t be weird)

Damien- 24 years old