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halfa-failure · 3 months

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Happy Chinese New Year!

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chicken-fifi · 29 days

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I think I know the video you are talking about! I just dont know the name lol idk if it’s just me but I hope more idols come out in relationship. 🥺

It’s an annoying process for me mostly because of money and with my tremors it makes my bottom jaw shake and with getting dental implants you can’t move. :( I have to find someone who can do local anesthesia and understand what I want. (Which is so hard to do)

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i think the show itsself is either called my ugly duckling or my little old boy. it's one or the other depending on the platform. i agree with you. i want nothing but happiness for these idols. they deserve that and so much more. i'm not entirely sure how the scene was in the early days, but recently i've felt like more and more are being open about being in relationships or getting married and i am here for it

i can see why that whole process would be annoying. there are so many elements i feel that are easy to overlook and not even think about being something to worry about upon first thought only for you to get sucker punched in the face with all these other things you now have to think about to see if it's even possible

i don't know if that makes sense, but it made sense in my head

(me writing lesson plans)

#🐕anon #dental implants #my dad had all of his teeth removed in the midst of covid and has dentures that we weren't even sure would be possible #he's diabetic and one of the issues they were concerned about was scarring and the condition of his jaw and how fragile it was #it's been a process #he's still going to appointments in mexico where he got them done to get them checked out #according to him anyways #that's a can of worms i don't wanna open right now #but on the bright side #i only have one lesson plan left to complete #and then revisions galore #wish me luck

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fisheito · 1 month

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at last....yakumo with CHIKEN

#i have finally achieved Goal. i drew yakumo with a happy chickcen #legitimately there were several moments of me redrawing yakumo's eyes and yelling #nO! THEY'RE NOT UWU ENOUGH (makes the irises bigger) WAIT . TOO UWU (makes irises more oblong)#WAIT!! NOT MONSTROUS ENOUGH (narrows the pupils) SHOULD NOT HAVE MORE EYELINER THAN FOXY GRANDPA (shrinks the lashes)#did u know that chickens like to sleep on tall things? the higher they are the safer they feel? (according to my cursory internet search)#so i imagine when yakumo finally grew taller than the chickens' roosting spots #some of them started just napping on yakumo any time he came to clean the coop #and he'd be so scared of waking them up that he'd try to do his chores in the tiniest movements ever #several hours later grandma checks in on him bc hmmm! he's taking longer than usual!#sees him covered in birds+bird poop and he's aaaallllmost done cleaning with his restrained broom sweeps #(birds don't stop pooping just cuz they're sleeping u see. how productive)#that's a cue for grandparents to move the roosts higher . bc yakumo doesn't have the heart to shoo the birds off him #he needs to get things done! becoming impromptu bird bed for 3 hours a day is not sustainable!#it's all for the good of chiken anyway. happy chicken happy life #yakumo

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karinhart · 2 years

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summerween circa 2017

[ID: A flat-color digital drawing of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls. They’re older than in the show, around their late teens, and they’re wearing costumes: Mabel is dressed as Stan, with a sign hanging from her neck that reads “NO REFUNDS,” and Dipper is dressed as Ford. Mabel is holding up a phone and taking a picture of the two of them as they smile widely and pose for the camera. Mabel’s phone case is hot pink with the Sev’ral Timez logo on it, and her nails are painted yellow with one black capital letter on each finger, spelling out WHAT. Above her and Dipper is a text message log.

Mabel: check out our costumesssss (sparkle emoji) Stan: Kids these days (angry face emoji) No respect 4 their elders!!! Ford: Excellent craftsmanship! (thumbs-up emoji with six fingers) Stan: Yeah yeah you look great or whatever Mabel: (multiple sparkly heart emojis)

/end ID]

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #mabel pines #dipper pines #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #i know this is like. the most cliché gravity falls fanart concept in the entire world #but i wanted to draw it anyway.#oh also #according to the journal fiddleford made a custom computer for ford with extra keys for his extra finger #therefore it is my belief that he would make him a hacked phone where all the hand emojis have six fingers

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jade-of-mourning · 3 months

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sorry sometimes i think about mako and my heart hurts so much. this kid raised himself and his brother on the streets in homelessness and utter poverty from eight through fifteen, promptly after seeing the violent death of his mother and father. he turned to the triple threats because they couldn't survive as a pair of wretched kids without any adult support, and the environment forced him to turn into the exact character that killed his parents in a terrible twist of irony. and after sheer-fucking-luck hits and they aren't homeless anymore, their livelihood wavers on the outcome of what's a literally game to everyone but them; and after things are finally starting to look up and their team is going places and things just might be okay, his gradually stabilizing world unceremoniously expands and everything goes to shit.

and the city that chewed him up and spat him back out, ruined him as a child and took away his ability to stay afloat in a true sense of normalcy as an adult — when it's on the verge of destruction and falling to pieces before his eyes, he gives himself to save it with the full expectation to die. he went from the kid who didn't and couldn't care about anything outside of himself and his brother, to finding redemption for his younger self in his police work despite its injustice against him, to willingly sacrificing himself to a world that had never loved him.

he's a desperate people pleaser, socially and emotionally stunted for the adult he had to be as a kid, unable to navigate interpersonal relationships easily yet still trying his damned hardest. he's intensely and entirely devoted to the things that matter to him and for so long it was only him, bolin, and ensuring their survival — yet by the end, that devotion has expanded to protecting the rest of the world. he starts out entirely self-reliant and ends in trusting the people he cares about to know their own needs, to be able to take care of themselves, to be okay without him despite having spent so much of his life defined by his role in others' well-being.

just. what the fuck i'm such a big fan of this fictional guy and i'm unashamed about it at this point. also let him cry please (if you won't i'll do it i'll let him cry)

#lychee's brain trash #mako lok #mako tlok #sorry for the shitpost i don't do a lot of those i realize #how tf did this guy not had a massive break down in canon at any point #nd like;; he never shows resentment for the unfairness of it all #he doesn't ever use his past to excuse any of his choices/actions that are influenced by it #which is pretty intrinsically linked to his relationship fumbles #he just quietly holds himself accountable and probably mildly despises himself haha #as much as i don't care for the love triangle it really does make complete sense in accordance to his backstory #anyway this is just a roundabout way of me expressing my salt at people writing him off as a malicious asshole lol #i literally cannot articulate the intense complex things his conjured up existence makes me feel #this does not even scratch the surface there is SO MUCH #i need to actually write the fifty fics that exist to my brain otherwise all these thoughts will never see the sun #trust that one day the avatar!mako au will emerge from my drafts;;;#and. you know. that one shot i've had in wip for the past 2.5 years #and the four other oneshots that will probably never be converted into actual words

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egophiliac · 2 years

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I know tis not the season but I am curious about what your opinion was on ghost marriage, both the first run and the re-run where they actually remembered to dress Idia up for his own fake wedding

if Fairy Gala is a Leverage episode then Ghost Marriage is the zany hijinks comedy movie. I think it probably wins for wackiest event just because it is nonstop bonkers ridiculousness from beginning to end:

Idia leaves his room for five minutes and is immediately kidnapped by a ghost.

everyone has to be physically threatened into giving a shit.

the plan they come up with?

seduce the ghost.

literally gather the handsomest animes and throw them at her in the hopes one of them will be hot enough to distract her.

it goes so, so badly.

smash cut to a couple hours later, Epel has gone feral and is tearing ghosts limb from limb, Riddle has set the school on fire because someone called him short, Crowley is regretting all his choices, it is absolute madtown and I am loving every second of it

#art #twisted wonderland #i think idia's gm groovy also canonized that his hair changes color according to his mood #which is such a delight i never get tired of typing that sentence out #idia you special little sparkle boy #anyway never forget that sebek's idea of flirting is to just loudly scream about how cool malleus is #(you know regular sebek)#i love him

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squid-kidz · 14 days

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doodle of the sweet silly baby Damian 🫶

#damian wayne #damian wayne fanart #damian fanart #dc #dc fanart #hes a sweetheart ok???#at least according to his baba #HIS BABA IS DICK !!!!!!#anyways love him #but im always so afraid of drawing him bc i dont wanna mess up his fabulous spiky hair!!!

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microwavesex · 3 months

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12 hours of friendship between my best friend and i, as shown via today's texts

#this man got banned from twitter (for telling transphobes to kill themselves) so he exclusively texts me what he wants to tweet #because i was one of his only twitter followers anyway so 'its basically the same thing as tweeting' according to him #friends for 13 years. Heres to another 13!!? And then hopefully we'll tear each other limb from limb #read that Kurt Cobain text right as i was walking into work

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cherrirui-official · 2 months

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Woah no way the purple guy!?

@saltydkart-reblogs

#if tumblr lowers the quality of either of these im gonna start throwing hands idc #anyways guess who tried painting again? me. my ass #shout out to the fact that the first one took like almost 18 hours according to ibispaint #thats craaaaaazy!!!#i like painting these i gotta do that more often it's so fun fr fr #sanctoklinge #saltydkdan #ms pastey #saltydkdan counterpart au #<- counterpart pastey is there you just have to find him #cherris canvas #cw unsettling #<- if you squint

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ikeameatballspoisonedme · 4 months

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HEARTBREAKING: James Somerton DID plan to make a Disco Elysium video for his "fall" release

#Look I was bored during food poisoning recovery era so I looked at James Somerton reupload #I watched this plan cuz his Utena video was an utter disaster and I was curious of what other disaster he was cooking #And then. Harry Du Bois.#My life flashed before my eyes.#I JOKED ON TWITTER ABOUT A HYPOTHETICAL JAMES SOMERTON DE VIDEO I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS #I JOKED ABOUT HIS POSSIBLE BAD KLAASJERUBY TAKE #I JOKED ABOUT HIS PLAGIARIZED HARRYKIM TAKES #I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS ALREADY IN THE WORKS #I'm sorry women.#disco elysium #james somerton #EDIT: It's a patreon only vid but omg imagine if hbomb hasn't exposed him and you had to watch his plagiarized PAYWALLED DE takes #I can get high quality poetic Harrykim analysis on Tumblr Dot Com for free thank you!!!!!!!!!!#Anyway I'm lowkey sad that no one archived his stream because according to Lady Emily he streamed the timeline for this #She only shared the Eva one that 2 weeks prior to the expose he HASN'T WATCHED #THE DOCS JUST SAID 'It's a lot 😃😃😃'#I wonder how far the DE plagiarization machine has went through

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thats-highly-significant · 2 years

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#‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Haha. No.’#one of my favorite clips of Alan Alda #if you watch this whole video there’s a bit where they interview Arlene and they tell her that #according to some poll like 96% of American women are in love with her husband #Shoutout to the guy in the comments on the YouTube video who copy/pasted the same thing about American women being privileged five times #also the guy who commented that Hawkeye was a womanizer and he’d get cancelled by the woke left today lmao #can you imagine showing him the mash community on Tumblr?? heads would explode. anyway I digress #hawkeye pierce #m*a*s*h #mash #alan alda #mash 4077

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moeblob · 3 months

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New OCs

(briefly, humans and supernatural beings have to team up for building better relations with each other and all the supernaturals can shapeshift and take on human appearances but also have their 'original form'.)

OK so I was GOING to draw fanart today - I had a fun idea and everything! But health anxiety (and anti-anxiety meds) wore me out so I kinda .... slogged through OCs as a treat to me. I am going to go to the doctor tomorrow so HOPEFULLY it's all okay.

#my characters #also kite is the worst socially and says things he thinks are surely fitting for a human conversation #but ends up insulting grady with 99% of the comments and that makes grady not fond of him #but then grady is like super pleasant to others and doesnt know how to act around kite and flubs a lot too #its a disaster and the twins are like oh no this is painful #mr tengu that was so tacky you cant say that to a human #mr tengu you cant DO that to a human STOP BEING LIKE THIS #while callum is just like wow this is hilarious thanks for bothering my younger brother its adding character to his life #and kite is stressed because thats the least encouraging thing to hear ever thank you v much hes TRYING to adapt #but also kite isnt his real name and he doesnt know squat about humans BUT he knows they have the internet #and so hes like well the problem is i dont want to actually say my name to you all because what if i am Online (TM)#and so he asks for a new name and then is like he should name me - the tiny one who wants to kick my ass should name me #so grady is like ....... nooooo...... dont............ and then suggests kite bc he's done google research #and kite is a type of bird and according to wikipedia has some familiarity to tengu so therefore yeah #and kite is like !!!!!! DOES HE ! KNOW THINGS ! and happily accepts the slightly researched name while the other humans #are like grady stop that is bullying the poor guy leave him alone pick a normal name!#anyway not drawn yet but there is a human guy partner for the twins and he immediately is like perfect #i know which is which lets go out and explore the human world for your research #and they dont understand how he knows them apart so fast and none of the other humans seem to tell em apart #but then none of the humans are shocked at the guy who knows so the girls are like sir howst do you know #and hes just v casual oh right yeah younger identical twin sisters - i have Practice ! and they are endeared to him haha #anyway if you read all those tags ty #and yes in his tengu form he does actually have the long nose please do not be mad #i just dont draw noses normally and im too tired to practice rn so #i only drew the second one today anyway - the first pic was done a couple days ago but i didnt wanna post on main #but then here i am posting on main #im sorry

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skalidris · 7 months

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i'm reading an article on guanyin that's really re-affirming some specific opinions i had developed regarding the importance thereof to the sub-narrative of jin guangyao in mdzs

nodding to myself i am onto things occasionally.

#i am going to write fanfic about it instead of meta. i think.#anyway a very short summary is it's a way to cue us in that we're not supposed to condemn him #and that whether or not we hate him personally he's utterly deserving of compassion and a compassionate person himself #changing to match a situational need (=saving someone) isn't a moral failing in guanyin-stories #(according to this text and what else i've read)#fascinating notion suggested in this text that guanyin is about the concept of permitting/emphasizing with #the desire to go beyond karmic determinism!!! to change your fate!!!#jin guangyao #mdzs

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the-wintershade · 2 years

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cold branches and warm sighs

pairing: jack russell x reader summary: transformations are exhausting for Jack, but you’re always there to find him and keep him safe wc: 1.0k+ genre: worrying, sweet, comfort, sleepy warnings: jack’s cuteness, honestly a/n: hi loves! happy early halloween! this mcu short was so well done! i loved every moment of it!

“Jack!” Gunshots fizzed and sparkled in the cold air. Your feet crunched against the leaves and frost. “Jack! Where are you?”

Ted pounded over to your camp scared and white-eyed. It didn’t take many grunts and huffs from you to get the picture. Hunters, again.

The branches rustled in agitation, and they scratched against your skin, drawing angry welts. Your hurried breaths frosted into white clouds. The sleepy blue dawn threatened to spill through the trees.

It would be moments until Jack changed back if he hadn’t already. More leaves split apart as you tore through the trees.

“Jack! Answer me!” The flashes of the guns were getting closer now, emissions floating in the air colored orange and red. You stopped, splaying your hand against a nearby tree to steady yourself.

You wouldn’t be able to hear him if you kept running like this. If you stopped, maybe you’d hear a grow or a stumbling. The leaves and wind grew hushed. The clang of the hunter’s gear shot through the quiet, but just beyond, just out of reach, there were discombobulated steps. It had to be Jack.

More controlled this time, you moved over, the leaves parting instead of flying away from your feet. It was so dark he was hard to spot. Every patch of blackness could be tree or a bundle of branches.

Then you found one that moved. A voice, tired and cracked trickled through the dark. “Mi vida?”

Your stomach unfurled. You almost fell into him, crushing him against your body, arms around his neck. His forearms dug into your back, curling you against his chest, his cold nose brushing against your exposed neck. Your warm sighs tickled each other’s cheeks in sync.

He must have just turned back. All he had was a blanket, thin and scratchy. As he hugged you, he wrapped it around your back, drawing you into his warmth as much as he could.

Your shaky arms slowly loosened from his neck and you smoothed them against his upper arms. “You okay?” Your eyes searched his tired expression.

“I’m alright. Just a little tired.” His eyes drooped in tandem with his words. Then he started to fall, leaning into your chest. Your arms wrapped around his torso to catch him. “Just need to rest.”

Sparing a glance over his shoulder, the golden sparks of the weapons were getting closer, red twinkles from enchanted whips and daggers. You couldn’t stay here. Every moment put the both of you in danger of people that are a lot less forgiving than the dark, looming trees. The only thing they could do was intimate you.

Except for Ted. Ted could incinerate people. You had plenty of people behind you for him to become acquainted with.

You angled Jack so your hips were aligned, curling an arm around his middle to pull him forward. His legs were slow to cooperate but your determination more than made up for it. “Come on. Let’s get you somewhere warm.”

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“Hey,” you smoothed your hand through his tussled hair. He began to stir, humming and squeezing you closer. His head rested near your neck, right where he always liked it. His arms rested around your center and his chest was half pressed against your torso.

By the time you’d gotten back to camp, he’d nearly collapsed, half from the exhaustion from the transformation and from avoiding the hunters chasing the wolf. You’d had to lay him down, tucking him under the blankets and breaking some heating pads to life.

He dressed when he felt some life in his bones again, sleepily slugging into his pants and shirt. You just returned from giving Ted a hot mug of coffee, refueling him for getting the hunters off your trail. You’d make sure to go later in the morning with him to help clean up the evidence.

Just as you pushed the flap to the tent open, he rolled over to face you, a soft smile on his face. “Come here,” he freed an arm from his blanket to hold out to you.

He was asleep a few moments later, mumbling his thanks and affection. You pressed an I love you into his scalp, thankful he was back in your arms again.

Now, his eyes peeled open, a contented hum slipping from his lips. “Good morning,” he grinned. He shifted higher so you could rest against his chest, rolling over so he lay beneath you. “How’d you sleep, amor.”

Snuggling against him, you breathed in the leaves and cold air still stuck to his clothes. There was something warmer and deeper there too; it was uniquely his. He said the same thing about you when he woke up in the mornings. He loved holding you close enough to memorize your scent. He wanted to keep it near him so he wouldn’t forget when he changed.

“Better now that you’ve gotten some rest.” His answering kiss to your crown sent a flare up your spine and warm jelly to spread through your core.

“How’s Ted?” His voice rumbled against your ears.

“He’s alright. He was worried about the hunters before. He thought they were getting close to where we were.” You could still see Ted’s wide-open eyes and rushed strides.

Jack frowned, holding you against him tighter. “I hope I didn’t scare him. I was trying to lead them away before I got close to transforming.”

“I’m sure he knows. He sent your knight in shining armor after you anyway,” you smirked, watching his eyes light up in amusement.

“Oh, amor, I see you take your responsibilities seriously.”

“I always do. It’s you we’re talking about.”

He didn’t answer, but his growing smile answered for him. His lips parted as he brought a finger beneath your chin, tilting your face up to touch foreheads and then gently eager lips. His kiss was soft and smooth but you deepened it, pressing your worry away with your lips.

As you broke apart, he trailed a pinky down your forehead, brushing your hair away from your face. “Thank you,” he sighed, a peaceful look in his eye.

“I love you too,” you hummed. He giggled.

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blueskittlesart · 1 year

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Maybe draw Ganondorf from your au?

i was sincerely hoping someone would bring up sof so i could show off all the designing ive been doing in my free time LMAO here's ganon as of rn :)

#design subject to change but not for much longer because im almost at the point where i have to make him appear in the comic lol #asks #loz: sword of fate #also he's just ganon in sof not ganondorf! dorf as a suffix is. well it's used for villages in german according to my very brief research #but yknow japanese writers i will cut them some slack. anyway since he's the first ganon i thought removing the suffix would be appropriate #like it was added onto the name in later generations or something. you get what im saying. this makes sense #anyway design things i want to point out. the mask gets flipped after link cuts it open during a miniboss fight which serves as the first #reveal that ganon is like. his age. a kid. + by the time link sees him next he's put it back together upside down.#the flipped shiekah eye is a symbol in itself obv but the 3 dots r also supposed to sort of evoke the triforce when it gets flipped #hence why the one on top (power) is white while the others are fully filled in!#and the horns when flipped are supposed to resemble boar tusks a bit irt later incarnations lol #color symbolism in his design also--as the story goes on he becomes more generally desaturated and the hair turns bright red which becomes #his dominating color. one of the first things to go as he begins to spiral are the blue elements of his outfit bc he's losing wisdom!#anyway. i put too much thought into this LMAO <3 #skribbles

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froqpi-art · 25 days

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new gen lore according to twitter (sorry wish i had a better source haha)

according to japanese fans, in the extra information in vol. 27, gen seems to have?? a rare condition in which the organs are reversed (visceral inversion).

#according to wikipedia it doesn’t actually affect the body much except perhaps cardiac issues #which may explain why he always seems out of shape haha #also ppl r saying the senku found out when gen got attacked my magma #also that petrification basically saved him (so does that mean his health was bad?)#but idk if that’s from the vol 27 info or fan speculation #if his health WAS bad ppl say that may be why he likes junk food so much #cuz he didn’t care if he knew he didn’t have a full healthy life #anyways things to think about #i hope we can get a good source/translation soon!#plz correct me if i’m wrong!#i haven’t seen ppl talk about it on tumblr so i thought i should bring over the info #dr stone #not art

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