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cosmic-hoboandthehighlander · 7 months

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20 questions for fic writers

Thanks for tagging me @daddygrandpaandthebeaver yesterday and thanks for the tag today from @babsvibes

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

46, about to be 47

2. What’s your total word count?

236,929

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Bob’s Burgers

I am slowly working on some WWDITS fic as well, but so far nothing has been posted.

I used to write for HP and my work can still be found on ao3.

4. Top 5 fics by kudos

Not counting my co-written fics (because I feel like that doesn’t count since I didn’t write all of it and one of them is a posted RP)

Take a Walk With Me

I Like That Sweater On You

Now I’ve Got It, Do I Want It?

That Over-Hyped Corporate Holiday

Gawky

Just for fun, since all my top fics are HP (I wrote for that fandom longer) I here’s my top Bob’s Burgers fics by kudos!

Wrong

Where You Belong

This Never Happened

Love, Your Sailor

Rainy Day

5. Do you respond to comments?

I try to respond to every single one! I really really appreciate the support from the people who read my fics and a lot of them tend to be mutuals here on tumblr, so it’s nice to know that the people I interact with pretty much daily are enjoying what I put out.

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Never Wanna Say Goodbye

For how much angst I love to write, I hate unhappy endings. This one is ambiguous, I’d say it’s the angstiest ending, even if it’s not the angstiest fic I’ve written. I think.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Never Too Old for a Bedtime Story

In a Lifetime

Probably. I don’t know, my opinion changes a lot. If you would have asked me months ago, I would have had a different answer. These two have endings that make me happy personally, so I choose these.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Yes. Unfortunately this was common while I was part of the HP fandom and one of the reasons I stopped writing and updating several of my fics. I usually delete the worst ones before they even get posted because I have comment moderation on all of the HP fics left on ao3 now. The people in that fandom seem to be very particular about their fics. I don’t want to start discourse or create drama, but I will say that I realized that, especially after TikTok and the marauders fandom exploded, my fics had to meet some kind of invisible standard in order to be considered “good” (aka atyd standard) and it feels as if readers come to expect your work to read like a published for profit book you can buy at Barnes and Noble. Considering you’re not paying me to write fanfiction and I do it not as a career but as a hobby in my limited free time, I don’t think that’s a very fair expectation.

I have never once gotten a hate comment on a single one of my Bob’s Burgers fics though.

9. Do you write smut?

Yes! As an ace person who is generally sex-repulsed when it comes to their own body, this is mostly how I experience it. I know it’s not always everybody’s favorite thing, so I don’t write it into every fic, but my characters do tend to be very sexual (For personal reasons I don’t want to get into my past, though I do want to make it clear that I am not ace because of it, I don’t want anybody thinking trauma leads to asexuality) but I do enjoy both writing and reading a good smut scene.

10. Do you write crossovers?

Not typically. I can’t never figure out how to do it write. Sometimes I’ll write fic based in the universe of another fandom, but I wouldn’t consider that a crossover.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes, back in my HP days my best fandom friend and I co-wrote a series of Snupin fics based on songs from the Lumineers. Another one was an rp from discord that me and my rp partner at the time posted. Other than that, no I have not.

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Tedmort

Obviously, since I am the (unofficial) tedmort CEO, what did you expect? 😉

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?

The Lupin-Snape Family Shitshow (title not permanent)

There is no real title for this because I affectionally have been calling it that since I started writing back in 2021. I wanted as much written as possible before I began posting to ao3, so that’s 77k already written for this mamma jamma! This is a Snupin fic in which Snape and Lupin became best friends after the war, married other people, and ended up cheating on their partners and falling in love.

I doubt I’ll ever finish it, even though I am still very interested in it and really love what I’ve written so far. Unfortunately, I don’t know how well the fandom would accept it (due to the ships and themes of infidelity) and I do not write for the HP fandom any longer. I haven’t even opened this fic since March 2022.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I think I write dialogue fairly well. I come up with some good, interesting ideas even if they don’t get posted. Im good at one shots and the one scene sort of thing - I’m a decent short form writer.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I struggle with connecting the dots between scene a lot, which is why I write a lot of one shots and drabbles. Those are the scenes I wanted to write and if I connect them together, I could make an entire story but I struggle with writing the parts that go in between.

Which is also why I have a hard time finishing longer works because I’ll write the “good stuff” first and struggle with making it into a coherent story that makes sense.

Another weakness is my adhd brain losing interest after I’ve posted a few chapters of a fic and then suddenly never feeling motivated to continue again.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?

I use google translate because most of the languages I use, I don’t have fandom friends who speak it (to my knowledge?) which can be really tricky and can make things sound off to people who do speak that language.

I can only read, write, and speak in English, unfortunately, so on occasion I’ll write words or phrases into English sentences but not full dialogue.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Twilight, though I only posted one fic in 2009 to Fanfiction.net

Followed by Glee, which is when I actually started writing fanfiction for realsies. Up until that point, I had mostly written original fiction and never posted online.

20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

If you asked me before I joined the burger fandom…it would have been this one: That over-hyped Corporate Holiday And this awful crack fic that I still adore, years later for whatever reason: Dicked Down in Divination Feat. Severus Snape

But in all serious, this question was really hard. Maybe this isn’t the best work I’ve ever done and maybe I didn’t take ages to perfect it, but it makes me happy. It’s so sweet and I still adore the idea of mortuary student Mort and Navy sailor Teddy meeting in their twenties.

Love, Your Sailor

I’m not tagging anyone because most of the people I’d tag have already been tagged! But if you weren’t please do this I want to see all of your answers!!

#caboose fic #caboose writes #this was so much fun but took some time!#sorry for those of you who don’t like hp there’s a lot in there cuz I just switched fandoms sorry #long post

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pbandjesse · 11 months

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I have a really bad migraine right now but thankfully I am home. So I can just be a lump in bed and rest in the AC. I am really happy to be home right now.

And it wasn't a bad day. It was just really warm. I was just covered in a light layer of sweat all day. I drank a lot of water but I still really felt dehydrated. Which is probably why I have the migraine now. It started in the afternoon. But for most of the day I was fine.

I had trouble falling asleep last night. I don't think I fell asleep until 1:30. And it wasn't a bad sleep. I woke up at 6:00 and was a little unhappy about that but I felt okay. And then I blinked and it was 8:00. I have no idea how quickly I fell asleep.

It took me a while to get up and get myself together. But that was fine. I knew I wanted to wear my Hawaiian pants today. For Hawaiian shirt Wednesday. And I had my biscuit but I had a bad taste in my mouth and it didn't really like the jelly that I had. It was like mixed fruit and I did not enjoy that. But it was fine.

Tatiana came again today and it turns out she did not have the loom. So I have no idea where the 12th one went. She looked at me like what and tried to look around same way I did and neither of us can find it So I'm just assuming a child took it. And it's gone. Which sucks but I ended up just continuing using the cardboard looms today and the kids really liked it and so honestly in the end it worked out.

We had two groups this morning and they did a good job. We had top bar and then pioneers. We finished girl week and we start boy week. And the boys were good. Everyone seemed to try pretty hard for the most part. And I enjoyed everyone's company. It was a good day.

And lunch was an actual meal. I did not get the vegetarian option because it was just the same sad sandwich from yesterday. So I had a very good salad because they finally had hard boiled eggs. And I had that and pasta salad and tater tots and we finally finished the special week ketchup. So I texted James because I knew they were going to get groceries. And they would get us a new bottle.

My afternoon groups were again very early for some reason. And I decided to make a sign for the door because they were 15 minutes early and just came through the building to the back and they were like we're here and I was like no no go do something else. But then it turned out that they weren't even the right day camp group and weren't even supposed to be there! My actual day camp group came on time. Cuz then all of a sudden both of them were there and I was like what is happening. And they're counselor came and took them away because it was their CIT that had misread the schedule I guess. But the day campers did really good and it was fun and then we had a little break to reset and Ty came over so I could help him finish his loom knit hat.

Which actually looked really good! It's a little small for how big his hair is but I was really proud of him. We're going to work on sewing next week so we'll see how that goes. And we both have tried to talk about how we're going to try to stay positive and that our materials are coming and things are good. We're going to try our best to be positive. Things will get better.

I had stockade next and they were very good. The curse too much but they're very funny. And they were very sweet. I got to do a lot of sewing and talking to them about stuff and teaching them bracelets. And I enjoyed chatting with Quan and I showed him the camp TikTok I made last night. Which took me a while because I had to make sure I cropped as many kids out as possible but there's one clip where the kids are in the background so I'm hoping those are okay. I'm going to try my best to make sure my angles are better next time. But Quan gave me a cookie and my headache was right behind my eyeballs but I was still having a nice time.

My last day camp group was fun and I had double-checked that horses was not coming this week so I could go home right after my last group. I got their blooms all finished up and showed them how to tie things off and they helped clean up and then they headed out.

I went to the office to let them know I was leaving and to sign out in our little book and I also wanted to just let them know how great Tatiana is doing and how helpful she is and Heather told me that Tatiana was considering taking some AP classes this summer but instead she decided she's going to stay with me and I just think that is so sweet. So even if she is taking away from my sitting in the dark time I really do appreciate her and her tapestry that she worked on today is so good! She put four of the nail looms together to make it and she really is taking to it and I love that so much. I love when people find art that they really enjoy. She's talking about making blankets and stuff too. So proud of her.

After I talk to Heather and Alexi about the art building flooding for a little while longer I let them know I was going to go home. And that my head hurt and I just needed to be in my house for a while and they understood and I said goodbye.

I did get stuck behind that can't bus for a couple minutes but I got out of there and got on the highway. There wasn't really any traffic. I let James know I was coming home and they were going to order pizza for us and they did but then they canceled because the place had no delivery driver so James had to reorder and then walked to the place. I wish I would have caught that text because I just would have went gotten them.

But once I got home I took a shower and that helped me feel a lot better. I still had the headache but it wasn't quite as uncomfortable.

I open the mail and I had a little gift that I had gotten for James come and romper that I ordered. And soon James was home with pizza and I ate that in bed and now James is recording their podcast and being sweetp are laying in the air conditioning.

Sweetp is looking at me with so much love in his eyes and it's so cute. He misses me so much I think! And I hate that he seems so sad about it but he loves me so much when I come home and that is so nice. Even if he is stinky I still am glad that he is next to me.

I'm riding my post early because my head hurts so much and I don't want it to get worse So I'm going to try to get off my phone for a while. I hope you guys all have a great night and I hope tomorrow is fun and not a sweaty. Good night everybody. Have fun out there.

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laynelaryea26 · 1 year

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Act 1, Scene 1

AVA is at her desk taking her breakfast out of the paper bag it was in, when her roommate RIAH bursts into the room with an irritated look on her face.

RIAH: Why is everyone so impatient? (stomps to her desk)

AVA: What do you mean?

RIAH: So, I’m standing in the elevator waiting for the doors to open so I can get off.

AVA: mhm (nods head)

RIAH: The doors open and four people try to get on when I am not even off the elevator yet!

AVA: Dang. (makes a blank expression)

RIAH: (rolls eyes) Anyways, let’s see what Champs Diner is all about

RIAH takes her food out of the paper bag it was in. AVA opens the two containers that contain her breakfast.

AVA: They gave me THREE hash browns!

RIAH: No freaking way!

RIAH opens her container also revealing three hashbrowns.

RIAH: All this food for such a low price! I’m so grateful. (closes her eyes and put her hands together)

AVA: Can you turn on the AC?! I can’t eat in this heat!

RIAH gives AVA a side eye

AVA: What are you looking at?

RIAH: Be for real

RIAH walks across the room to turn on the AC.

Act 1, Scene 2

AVA and RIAH are both laying in their beds on their phones.

RIAH: Hey! (waves hand) Want to make a TikTok?

AVA rises out of her bed

RIAH: Just now, you looked like that one spongebob meme

RIAH and AVA both laugh

AVA: What TikTok do you want to do?

RIAH walks over to AVA’s side of the room to show her the TikTok

AVA: That looks pretty hard to learn

RIAH: We got this! (puts both thumbs up and smiles)

AVA: Eww

10 minutes later

AVA: Why did I agree to this

RIAH: Take a water break if you’re tired

AVA: I shouldn’t have to be taking a water break because of a TIKTOK DANCE!

RIAH: Take a chill pill (laughs)

10 more minutes later

RIAH: Nice work Ava! (smiles)

AVA: Yeah whatever (jumps onto her bed)

RIAH: Wait, what are we eating for dinner today? (puts her index finger up and cheesily smiles)

AVA: (gives a side eye) Don’t piss me off.

RIAH and AVA both laugh.

END

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poison--ivory · 3 years

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Haikyuu!(MB/Reader) Calling your Crush Pt.2

Characters: Kindaichi, Matsukawa , Aone, Tendou , and Suna

Part 1: link

Kindaichi

The reunion was simple at first. Everyone talking about what happened in the past couple of years they haven't seen each other and a lot of drinking

Kindaichi was a little tipsy when Yahaba recommended the popular TikTok trend

Simply call your crush when the beat dropped on you, and maybe the liquor was talking to him but Kindaichi happily volunteered to be the first candidate

He only sobered up when the realization finally dawned on him

“W-wait I take it back. Someone else goes” Kindaichi frantically, fumbled to press the 'end call' button, only for his phone to be snatch from his grasp. A smirking Hanamaki raised it out of his reach quickly passing it to the former ace. Who in turn press the speaker button.

“Can't take it back now, turnip head. Gotta follow through on your act of confidence." I had already laughed.

"If all in all fails just say you were drunk last night," Kunimi stated, taking another swig of beer.

Nervous sweat ran down his back, drenching the back of his white button-up shirt. A few laughs arose from the group, quieting down as the person on the other side of the phone picked up. The device was shoved back to his chest, enough force to knock him into Kyotani. The blonde harshly nudged him back, too drunk to actually hit him.

Their table eerily got quiet, the rest of the bar still merrily drank away the night as the other side of the phone finally picked up the phone.

“Hello, Yu-Kun. It’s pretty late, what’s up?”

“Uh. . .ow!” Matsukawa’s elbow hit Kindaichi right in the gut.

Groaning Kindaichi stuttered out his answer, “W. . .will you go out with me?” You didn’t respond instead hung up. A deep groan came from his throat, it wasn’t until the next day you came by his flat to accept his request.

Matsukawa

He and Hanamaki were both playing the game after he got off work( Hanamaki still hasn’t landed a job interview yet)

After a can of beer Matsukawa gained the courage to play the game only to lose in the end

He didn’t want to lose one of his friends, but he didn’t want to pussy out too

So he called you. He’s kind of glad he had a drink before calling, nothing better than liquid courage

He patiently waited for you to pick up it wasn’t that late yet and he did finish his shift early today and you always get off before him. This was a good time to call you since you probably be home watching Netflix or doing some random shit before bed.

The other side picked up and once he heard your voice he was surprisingly not scared to talk to you right now. Even if he is about to ask you out.

“Hi, Issei-Kun.” Your voice sounded sweeter than usual, before it turned sour, “Are you calling from work? Please don’t tell me your standing next to a dead body while you’re talking to me.” You groaned.

“Hey, (Y/n) and no I’m with a deadbeat, not a dead body, one actually accomplished something in life. The other just sits at home rotting away.” He got side kicked by Hanamaki. “I was calling you to ask if you were doing anything this weekend?” He questioned, he found himself absentmindedly holding his breath waiting for you to talk again.

“Yeah, no. I’m as free as anyone our age is with no real relationship like ever.”

A huge grin worked its way across his face, “Great because I’m taking you out this Saturday.”

“J-just the two of us or is Maki-Kun gonna be there?” If he was in the same room as you right now you probably be pouting like a child.

“Just you and me. No one else.” He confirmed.

You hummed, “Okay I’ll go as long as its just you and me.”

Aone

If he was being honest he didn’t want this to be the reason he confessed to his long term crush

But, Futakuchi made him play it with a bunch of their other old teammates

Aone was glad he wasn’t the first one to call his crush. Koganegawa being the first and Sakunami being the fourth

Aone was unfortunate enough to be the fifth victim of tonight

“Your turn Takanobu.”

Kenji already knowing who he was going to call yanked his phone out of his pocket and successfully unlocked his phone.

“So, who is he going to call?” Kanji asked curiously tilting his head, his sharp eyes trained on Kenji.

“You’ll see.”

“. . .” He doesn’t want to do this.

He could hear you pick up on the other line and his heart skipped a beat, he’s never been this nervous before. The last time he was like this was back in high school when his teacher made him present his project to the whole class by himself.

“Hello, Nobu-chan.” You guys are both shy people, one of the reasons he likes you. You can understand the anxiety of talking on the phone or the worry of people not wanting to sit next to you on the train ride home.

“Hi.” He uttered.

Kenji sighed in annoyance, “I know you get anxious, but come on.” He strained his hand gestures.

“Um, Taka. Why are-”

“Do you want to go on a date tomorrow?”

You went silent for a few seconds, and those seconds felt like an eternity to him.

“I’d love to.”

Tendou

Tendou lives in France since graduating, but his crush on you hasn’t died down yet

Maybe he had a small fling of hope here or there but they came up empty-handed

So, when his co-workers needed another player for their TikTok game he decided to hell with it, not like anyone waiting at home for him

He just didn’t know he had to call you after he was picked

“Hold on a second, the person I like lives in Japan and they're probably at work right now!” He exclaimed. “Time zones and whatnot.”

All eyes landed on him. Judgmental eyes.

Scratching the back of his neck before waving them with that he had to get home. Making some excuse just to get away from their stares.

As he got home did his usual routine of taking his shoes off, feeding his goldfish, and grabbing a snack from the fridge. He didn’t really hate his co-workers but sometimes they remind him of his childhood experience, being excluded from social events after work, not included when they have lunch breaks together. He knows they created a group chat together they excluded him from too, he just shrugged it off as not wanting to deal with all their late-night texts popping across his screen.

Scrolling through his laptop he abruptly got a video call from you. He was sort of in shock for a bit, usually, you call when he’s getting ready for work.

Your face came across the screen, “Hi, Satori. Did you just get off work?” Cute little face. It always reassured him that when you came near his mind could unwind. “Did you have a bad day today?”

A smile grew on his face, “No, I’m fine just tired.” He lied. “Not to be rude sweetpea, but why are calling me this early?”

“My workplace flooded so they gave everyone the week off and I thought I could talk to you before you went to bed.”

“Isn’t that nice of you.” He jested.

He spent most of the night just talking with (Y/n) ending the call after he realized how late it was. Saying goodbye he gave one last smile before hanging up.

“I’ll share my feeling next time.”

Suna

Ends up being drug into playing the game after a match against MSBY Black Jackals

Komori persuaded him and Washio to play

He agreed, why not it’ll be good content on his TikTok

Setting up his phone he pressed record

Komori’s finger landed on him. Suna wasn’t all that surprising in all honestly, he was hardly putting in any effort to play. Taking his time to course out went he beat when gonna drop.

“Suna-Kun you gotta call.” Komori teased.

“You totally did that on purpose didn’t you?” Washio stated.

Rintaro just hummed before asking for Komori’s phone, who unlocked it for him. Typing out your number he pushed call and waited for you to pick up.

The line clicked and he listened to your sleepy voice on the other side. “Hello, Komori. It’s unlike you to call me so late.”

“Not Komori, Rintaro. My phone’s being used for something else.”

“Are you doing a TikTok?”

“. . .No.”

“Why’d ya pause?”

"Why can’t ya let me have nice things and let me ask you on a date next Saturday.”

He waited for a minute and another, “(Y/n)?”

You hung up.

Still got that date for next week.

#Kindachi x reader #matsukawa x reader #aone x reader #tendou x reader #suna x reader #haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu middle blockers #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons

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gettinthesinbin · 3 years

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Hiya! Not sure about the character limit so would it be alright to request the first years with a s/o who does that ol tiktok trend of “who I would cheat on my boyfriend with, none,” and then the next page is like Barry B. Benson or something 😂 before quickly going back to the none page. Can’t wait (but I will respectfully wait 🥺) to read more from you!!

Not me out here wheezing- Yeah, this is perfect! Sorry if I start to update slowly now, I have 2 exams per day for 4 more weeks😔

(No GIFS/pictures or characters used belong to me unless stated otherwise)

Ya like jazz?

~ Ace Trappola ~

When you had walked over and sat down near him, he thought nothing of it at first.

Well, that was until you had pulled out your phone and started to point it at him, a mischievous smirk plastering itself onto your face.

Now that, good friend, had caused the poor dude to be so confused-

“Top 10 people I would cheat on my boyfriend with-” “EH?! WHAT?! S/O, YOU’RE KIDDIN’ RIGHT?!”

He almost deafened you. The poor boy was almost in tears.

However, when you had continued the presentation and had only shown ‘no one’, Ace had calmed himself down.

“Aww, I knew that you would never.” He may usually be a brat, but he never truly wants to push it in case of losing you.

And yet, when you had moved to another slide of the hubby Barry B. Benson, a literal bee, Ace had gasped in betrayal.

You better have good stamina, ‘cause he’s coming for your soul.

“I TRUSTED YOU!! NO, DEUCE, DON’T HELP THEM!”

~ Deuce Spade ~

After a long day of sharing half a brain cell with Ace, Deuce had gone to you for comfort and some relaxation.

Of course, the gods had frowned upon him for ever thinking that he could have a sense of peace, as you had a rather unpleasant look in your eyes.

“Love? What are you doin-” “No. 1 who I could cheat on my boyfriend with.”

He looked like a puppy that had been ignored by its owners, physically deflating at your words.

Sure, he knew he could be rather intimidating to others and he hoped that his changed behaviour would improve his relationship with others, but he had blamed himself for you having ever thought this.

“It’s no one, don’t worry!” You couldn’t bring yourself to show him the next slide, his broken expression from before ingrained in your memory as guilt had lingered.

“Oh- please, don’t do anything like that again...”

~ Jack Howl ~

The baby had been forced into fighting with other Savanaclaw members because of their insecurities again, so he had come to Ramshackle to seek some rest.

You, of course, had other ideas- Once Jack had read the title of your weird presentation, his ears had fallen towards his head as a barely audible whine had reached your ears.

Although guilt had ridden your very being, you had continued- showing him that no one had been on the list save for a picture of him.

And yet, when you had quickly flashed the picture to a small black and yellow bee Jack had tilted his head- you would leave him for...that?

Of course, he quickly caught on and chuckled at the joke, yet had demanded cuddles as payment for almost giving him a heart attack.

“Heh, I can’t believe you sometimes.”

~ Epel Felmier ~

Ah, yes, the boi who does get easily riled up and jealous. He tries not to for both your sakes, but always seems to fail at such things.

Will blink at the screen for a moment, dumbfounded by what you were saying. His heart had been hit with a wave of both jealousy and melancholy.

“Why’d you invite me if this is all you’re showing me?” He’d ask, trying his best to keep calm and not to lash out.

Once he had actually been through the entire slide, 99% him and 1% a small bee, he had only sighed- of course you’d do this, only you would think of it.

Though he always admired your creativity, he had preferred if you didn’t do this to his poor heart ever again.

“You almost gave me a heart attack. You’re lucky I love ya, you know?”

~ Sebek Zigvolt ~

Already being in a relationship with Sebek would mean that you were close with him- after all, he could rarely let his guard down, being a guard for the future King of his realm and all.

He had only been taking a break from his regular routine because Malleus himself had ordered it, and so he had sought you out as something interesting or chaotic had always happened around you.

Except for this day.

Today, you had introduced him to this online ‘presentation’ of yours, the title of the said file had made him rather anxious as he felt his heart drop.

For you see, fae, and half-fae, rarely trusted others with their hearts and affection.

“S-S/O?” He rarely stuttered like this, which had only added to the guilt that had been piling up inside you- but you knew you had to get this over with to clear said event up.

When he did see that the only picture that had been there was an elongated bee, he had looked rather perplexed- huffing as he whispered something to himself under his breath, pulling you close and pinching your sides.

“Don’t do that to me again, or else...”

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x gn reader #gn reader #ace trappola #twst ace x reader #twst x reader #twst deuce #deuce spade #twst deuce x reader #twst jack #twst jack x reader #jack howl #epel x reader #twst epel #epel felmier #twst sebek #sebek x reader #sebek zigvolt

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hydrangeasimagination · 5 years

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TBT Quote Stuff P. 2

I wrote more since y’all liked the first one

Some of these might be inspired by TikTok... Whoops -

I can’t find the sources for some of these -

~ Dari

You: You have no idea what I’m capable of!!

Dabi: No offense but I feel like I was just threatened by a cupcake.

Some other student is flirting with you

Neito is staring intensely

Hitoshi: You’re awfully quiet today.

Neito: No one plans a murder out loud, Shinsou - kun.

Katsuki: THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!! I HATE EVERYTHING! I HATE EVERYONE!!

You, sniffling: Everybody?

Katsuki, sighing: Everybody except you.

Hanging out with the Bakusquad Watching Movies

Netflix’s “Tall Girl”: “You think your life is hard? I’m a high school junior wearing size 13 Nikes. Men’s Nikes. Beat that.”

Katsuki:

Mina:

Hanta:

Denki:

Eijiro:

You:

You: Katsu - nii...

Katsuki, nudging Denki: Change the show.

Denki, exiting the movie: Way ahead of you.

Katsuki: What doesn't kill me...

You: ... Makes you stronger?

Katsuki: ... had better start running.

You: Oh. Well, the League went back into hiding so -

Hitoshi, scowling and embarrassed: Mochi and I don’t have nicknames for each other.

Denki, a skeptic: Yeah, sure... Question, what do you call a single baby cat?

Hitoshi, confused: Kitten?

You, poking head in from another room: Yeah, Toshi?

Denki: Never lie to my face ever again.

You: On a scale from Aizawa - sensei to Mic - sensei, how’re excited are you today?

Izuku: aLL MIGHT!

Katsuki: A solid Vlad King.

Shouto, looking exhausted: Aizawa.

You: Oof, rough night, Shou - nii?

Shouto: My father’s canary seems to have gotten my phone number.

You: Canary...

You:

You: You mean Hawks?

Shouto: Yes. My father’s canary.

Himiko: Danger is my middle name!

Villain! You: That’s a lie, your middle name

V! You, while booping her nose: is cutie pie.

Himiko, squishing your cheeks: !!!

Himiko: nO U!!

(Steven Universe)

(Tenshi is 18+ here)

Keigo, internally: Wait, are they interested? Quick, make a bad joke and see if they laugh.

Keigo: Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

V! You: I don’t know, why?

Keigo: Because if they put both legs up, they’d fall over!

V! You, giggling: That’s really funny!

Keigo, internally: Well, that’s not a fair test, that joke was hilarious.

You: Hi! My friends call me Mochi! And you are...?

Any of your admirers: Questioning my sexuality.

Savage Mochi P. 1

Aizawa: Alright, I need you two to go and pick up all the trash in the common room.

Katsuki & You: Okay.

Aizawa just watches as Katsuki picks up Mineta and you open the trashbag

(I don’t hate the guy but he is in fact a trash gremlin.)

You: How do you want your coffee?

Hitoshi: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

You: So... A white chocolate mocha with caramel?

V! You: Look, Kei, I know you’re a double agent.

Keigo, internally: Oh no, they’re onto me. Quick! Play dumb!!

Keigo: Who’s Kei?

Keigo, internally: Not that dumb!

(Into the Spiderverse)

Overhaul: Tenshi.

V! You, back to him: Yes, Satan?

V! You, finally turning around: Oh, I’m sorry sir! You sounded like someone else.

(Ace Ventura)

Neito: Did Mochi just say that they love me for the first time?

Hitoshi: Yes.

Neito: And did I just respond with fingerguns?

Hitoshi: Yes, you did.

Izuku: What’s that?

Mei: It’s my ‘to-do’ list.

Izuku: Oh, I’m surprised it’s so short, you’re usually so -

Izuku:

Izuku: Why is Mocchan the only thing on this list?

Yagi: You wanna tell me how you how you guys crashed the car?

You: Well, Mirio was driving and there was a deer in the road and he couldn’t see it so I shouted, “Miri, deer!”

Mirio:

You: Do you want to tell my Dad what your response was?

Mirio: ... “Yes, honey”?

Izuku & You: We need an adult.

Keigo: I am an -

Katsuki & Shouto: No. No, you are not.

(DBZA inspired)

Savage Mochi P. 2

You: I have a life hack.

Your brothers turn to look at you

You: If someone makes a racist or sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it.”

You: Watch them crash and burn.

Katsuki starts cackling

(source: steinbecks)[they’re from here on tumblr]

Shouto: Fun fact; the average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their life time.

Izuku: I like how you called it a “fun” fact.

Katsuki: It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.

You: Well, as heroes... We fight villains so they could?

Savage Mochi P. 3

You were relaxing with Neito and Hitoshi after work

You: I nearly made a grown man cry today.

Neito, amused but unconvinced: What did you do?

You: I called his name for his coffee order and he came up and said, “That’s not how people usually call my name” while winking at me.

Both of them are bristling already but you just held a hand up

You: So I just blinked and said, “I’ll try to sound more disappointed next time then” and got back to work

Neito proceeds to bust out in uncontrollable laughter while Hitoshi smirks to himself

(source: iceomseonixt)[i think they deactivated tho]

Hitoshi, lifting Tomi the cat: Stinky.

You: No!! Don’t be mean!!

Hitoshi, swaying him back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard man.

You: No!!!!

Katsuki, not looking up from chopping up veggies: Naughty boy, brat cat.

You, distraught: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

(source: sneakyfeets)

(Tenshi is 18+ here)

Twice & Toga, kicking the door to your door in: yOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!!

V! You, reading

Keigo, on his phone

Keigo, looking at you: Really? Why didn’t you tell me, I would have put my phone down.

(source: pretentious-git)

Katsuki, sleep talking: Die, Ronald...

You:

Izuku:

You:

You: Is... He killing a clown in his dream?

Izuku: I think so.

(Tenshi and Dabi are undercover)

Random Creep sits down beside them

V! You, scoots away

RC, smiling: Hey, I don’t bite.

Dabi, slamming hand down on table: Well, I fuckin’ do.

(source: kevedd-trash)

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kinqjaehyxn · 4 years

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— nakamoto yuta

genre: angst

warning(s): death

word count: 1,525

a/n: omg its been FOREVER since i last posted and im so sorry!! i had a lot other things going on which is why i couldn’t post but now that im quarantined i have more time to write so please stay tuned i hope everyone is staying safe!! also this one was inspiried by a tiktok i saw and it made me cry so enjoy!!

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3 years left

"Ready babe?" Yuta asks, smiling before squeezing his eyes shut.

You lived in a world where your 18th birthday determines how many years left you had. Once midnight strikes, the numbers would engrave onto your wrist like a tattoo yet painless. It would only be visible to you and no one else. Yuta’s birthday had passed first and he refused to let you know until you got your number.

You nodded excitedly before you shut your eyes as well. The two of you counted down in unison until the clock struck midnight. He opened his eyes and watched as you opened yours, eyes drifting to look at the little number that lay on your wrist. "What did you get, love?" He asked gently.

You looked up at him and smiled, "I got 68!"

He kissed your forehead before pulling you into a hug. "Me too babe."

Your grip on him tightened as you whispered a sweet 'I love you' into his chest. Yuta hugged tighter as he caught a glimpse on his wrist. "I love you too." He lets out, eyes concentrated at the little 3 that engraved onto his skin.

2 years and 6 months left

Yuta sat across the table from you, absorbed into the textbook. "Babe?" You called out quietly.

His eyes moved up to look at you, sitting there with your face rested on your arms. Your eyes were puppy like, something that he always loved about you. "When we graduate uni, can we move to Paris?" You asked.

His eyes curved into crescent moons, smiling wide as he ruffled your hair. "Of course babe."

Your eyes lit up at his answer. "Really?"

"Anything you'd like." He replies, amused with your wishes.

You scoot closer to him, "In that case, we can live close to the Eiffel Tower!" Your voice got louder and excitement grew.

He hushed you as he chuckled, reminding you that you guys were in the school library. "Of course we can, but first let's ace this exam alright?" He asks and you nod.

Yuta kisses your cheek softly before helping you out with studying.

2 years and 3 months left

Yuta was on his way to the bus stop to school; the sun was shining and his music was blasting through his earphones. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, inhaling the cool breeze in the air. His eyes suddenly shot open when he felt a strong impact on his back. Yuta turned off his music and turned to face the cause of the sudden movement. He found you hugging him tight with a bright smile plastered on your face. "Can I help you?" He chuckled at the sight.

"I got in! I got in babe!" You shouted in excitement. "I got into Tohoku University!"

Yuta turned and picked you up, spinning you around in the process. "That's my girl!" He exclaims, putting you back down on your feet. "I got in too."

If it was possible, he saw your smile grow bigger. "That's amazing!! I'm so proud of us!" Yuta’s heart melted at your words. "We're one step closer to moving to Paris."

"Let's ditch today, to celebrate of course!" He suggested.

Your head tilts in confusion. "Really? We just got accepted babe, we should keep our grades up at least." You laughed.

"I know, but one day won't hurt right?" He raised his brows at you.

You rolled your eyes playfully and smacked his arm, "Fine, take me away~"

1 year and 9 months left

It was late at night, his phone was burning hot from being on facetime for too long with you. He couldn't care less though, he loved listening to your crazy stories from your recent vacation. "And then he picked it up and—babe are you even listening?" You asked mid story.

He smiled and adjusted himself on his bed, his hand holding his head up. "Of course I am, I'm just admiring your beauty."

Yuta laughed when he saw your cheeks turn a bright red. "You're so cheesy it's gross." You muttered, hiding your blushing face.

"You know you love it."

There was a moment of silence as the two of you stared into the screen. "I want to spend the rest of my life with you Yuta." You say lovingly.

It was now Yuta’s turn to blush a bright red. "I want to spend the rest of my life with you too, love." He murmurs.

"I love you." You mumble.

He notices your sleepy tone. "I love you too baby. Get some sleep now, you sound tired."

"Okay, goodnight babe."

1 year and 3 months left

"I hate you so much!" You sob into his chest.

Yuta holds you tight, holding the laughter that was begging to come out. "I'm sorry babe, I didn't think you'd react like this."

Yuta had somehow convinced you to watch a horror movie with him. You were hesitant at first, but in the end, you agreed. It wasn't too bad until the scary scenes began to show. You got so spooked you started crying, hiding your face in Yuta’s chest.

"Stop laughing it's not funny!" You hit his chest, causing him to burst out laughing.

"Okay, okay I'm sorry love, we can turn it off if you want." He suggests, trying to contain his laughter.

Lifting your head up from his chest, you wipe your tears and sit back down beside him. "No it's okay," You whimper. "I wanna know how this ends."

He laughed harder, earning another smack from you. "Sorry babe, you're just so cute!" He pinches your cheek.

"Shut up." You glare at him.

Yuta pulls you closer to him, "Don't worry, I'll shield you if you get scared again."

8 months left

You tried your best to conceal the tears that were threatening to leave your eyes. Naturally, Yuta had caught on after listening to you sniffle a thousand times over facetime. "Are you okay baby?" He asks, concern filling his voice.

"I-I'm fine." You weep.

"Y/N," He starts.

"Okay I lied, I'm not fine." You began to let the tears fall. "It's just, I'm so stressed, university is really kicking my ass right now." You continued to cry.

Yuta felt helpless just sitting in front of the screen. He wanted to hold you tight and calm you down. His heart heart seeing you cry. "I know it's hard baby," He says, worry evident in his voice. "How about this, I pick you up in 10 and I take you out on a night drive to make you feel better?"

You smiled at your boyfriend and wiped your tears away. "Yes please." You tried to calm yourself.

He smiled into the camera and stood up, grabbing his keys and his jacket. "Perfect, I'll see you soon babe!"

1 month left

Yuta had taken you to a park at midnight. It was peaceful; it was quiet and the only noise was the sound of your laughter. The two of you were on your back, looking up at the night sky and stargazing.

As his eyes wandered the starry night, his mind began to wander as well. He wondered if you'd be mad at him for lying to you 3 years ago on your birthday. He wondered how you would cope after he died a month from now. Yuta felt his heart slowly breaking with each passing hour as his death day awaits him.

"You know I love you a lot right?" Your comforting voice said, interrupting his thoughts.

He turned over sideways to look at you. "Of course I do." He said, caressing your cheek.

"No like a lot." You shifted so that you were facing him too. "I love you so much Yuta, more than I can even explain."

Yuta pulled you close and gave you a passionate, loving kiss. "I love you too Y/N, more than you could imagine."

1 day left

It was past noon and he woke up late. He had the entire day planned to spend his last day with you but he woke up late. He got up faster than ever and began to get ready to surprise you. As he was about to leave the door, the personalized ringtone set for you rang in his pocket.

"Hey babe—"

"Yuta?" He was confused as to why he didn't hear your voice on the other line. Instead, he heard your mom.

"Oh, uh hi Mrs. Y/L/N." He says.

"I'm so sorry, Y/N passed in her sleep." She replies, weakly.

Yuta’s world stopped, "S-sorry?" He stammers, unable to register what he just heard.

"She never told you? She's had cancer for the last 3 years, I'm sorry Yuta."

He managed to thank your mother for letting him know before hanging up. He felt his eyes water, a tear escaping his left eye as he sat down on the cold floor. He held onto his phone and he opened it; his lock screen was set to a picture of you. Yuta held his phone tightly to his chest, the tears slowly falling as he smiled,

"See you soon."

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imagining-in-the-margins · 4 years

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Hello everyone! Today is a bad pain day for me so I might be a little shorter than usual in my replies but I wanted to talk to y’all!

Heads up that Show Me the Ropes Part One will be released at 4PM EST today!

Anon answers below 👇

1. Never a bother! I’m not sure if you’re talking about my fics, or for general fic recs. I unfortunately do not have a lot of time to read fics, so I suggest you send these kinds of requests for recs to @dreatine , who knows basically everything and loves to talk fics with people!

As for my own. I don’t even know. I’m so bad at this 😅 I know Blush and Big Bad Wolf are both Post Prison. I need to write more Post Prison fluff. If you’ve got any ideas, let me know. My attempt to get people to send their requests to others has apparently worked, cause I haven’t gotten any in awhile!

I will say tho, you should read @thatgeekwhotalks‘s gen fic nameless, faceless. It’s brilliant.

2. This was a big part of my concern on the Insta Live I participated in. I’m really tired of baby SJWs, lol. It’s hard to remain patient with them sometimes because they really just think they are infallible. I made so many mistakes when I was their age and that new to the scene. It happens to everyone. It’s just really frustrating for those of us who have been at this for longer than some of them have been alive. Being told that we don’t know what we’re talking about when we are the ones that paved the road of progress... Sigh.

This goes double for disabled people. Y’all posting Helen Keller memes without even knowing she was a founder of the ACLU & also a rampant eugenicist. Older people in fandom & social justice have been where you’ve been. We’re just trying to help 😪

3. Of course! It’s not really an informative fic - it’s mostly just a cute fluff for ace people specifically. Whenever I write LGBT stuff I don’t like focusing on bigotry. If I wanted to feel angst about my sexuality I’d just go into a public forum. I want happy stories, so that’s what I write.

Same with disability, although I’ve been recently wanting to write about my experiences with ableism since people seem to have very warped views of what that word means and how prevalent it is.

Seriously - you should have seen the assholes in the TikTok comments I was talking about the other day. The number of able bodied people and people who didn’t use mobility aids that were correcting me on ableism against people with mobility aids melted my mfing brain.

Which reminds me, if any of you are reading this, or anyone is confused:

Just because you are disabled does NOT mean you get to comment on disabilities you do not have, or conditions (such as requiring an aid) that do not affect you.

It blows my mind that needs to be said, but apparently it does. The number of people who think they get to use the word cr-pple in any form or variation when they are not, in fact, a cr-pple just.............. no ❤️

4. I do! Don’t feel bad about it. I don’t expect an apology for the things he did 10+ years ago. It’s a little exhausting and really depressing going through Twitter. It’s especially frustrating considered what I discussed above ^

I’ve been following him for over ten years now. I was there when those things happened and we’ve all sort of grown with him as society changed. I hate to say “back in my day” like an old fart but the truth is that teenagers don’t understand what 2010 was like. It was a very, VERY different world.

I do want him to reconsider his positions on cops, tho.

5 & 6. Awwwe little mice! Swim little babies! I love rodents. They get such a bad rap but they’re so fucking cute. Good on you for saving them. I love cats dearly but they are such powerful predators. That’s why mine are indoor-only (among other reasons). Used to love my grandparents’ barn cats tho.

Ah! I hate how migraine medicine makes me unconscious lmao. I’m glad they worked though! Half the time I took them too late because I’m a fool. I’m glad you enjoyed Defining Family! It got so many comments and feedback I was a little shocked. It was fun writing Aries, tho! I love kids.

As for taking care of myself... I’ll try 😂

#answer #answered

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bauresurrected · 3 years

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——— BASICS! ♡

NAME! ♡ seashell

PRONOUNS! ♡ she/her

ZODIAC SIGN! ♡ capricorn / my birthday is the 28th of dec

TAKEN OR SINGLE! ♡ i’m ace and possibly on the aro spectrum somewhere and dating does not interest me.

——— THREE FACTS! ♡

1! ♡ i’ve been a type one diabetic since i was a year and a half old and today i congratulated my mother on deciding to have another kid after not only did i send them all to the PICU for a week but immediately after that had both had a brief seizure and one time decided to stop breathing because i got scared and literally turned blue and had another seizure.

2! ♡ i stick my tongue out if i’m trying to be quiet. i don’t know why. specifically if i’m walking down the stairs or trying to close doors. like my brain thinks it’ll dampen the sound or something?

3! ♡ one time i walked into a room at NYCC and pa/get brewster was there and i froze like a deer looking into a lesbian headlight and i think some part of me is still there.

——— EXPERIENCE! ♡

PLATFORMS USED! ♡ briefly thought this meant shoes? i don’t really have brains. i started out on neopets, moved to AIM, moved to boards, moved to the LJ and IJ communities, then moved here. god. i’m old. grandma has to go to sleep.

——— MUSE PREFERENCE! ♡

GENDER! ♡ i have more female muses but i have a good amount of male muses now. i’ve had nonbinary muses as well.

LEAST FAVOURITE FACE(S)! ♡ there are so many people in mar/vel that really need to just not be used anymore. also benny’s dick cucumber patch is not only problematic but i’m just tired of seeing him. also ... stop using youtubers and vine/tiktok stars i’m begging you it’s weird and they’re not actors they’re not already playing roles so it feels weird.

MULTI OR SINGLE! ♡ i have ... three single blogs and a multi right now.

——— FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡

FLUFF: my fluff tends to either end up in angst or start out there, or drop the funniest lines and so you know what, yes. adore.

ANGST: god i love angst.

SMUT: i simply cannot write the sentences. i freeze up and it’s not enjoyable for me.

PLOT / MEMES! ♡ i love memes. i like to plot where i don’t know where our characters would know each other/how, but sometimes things don’t need plotting and they just happen? so i’m good both ways but i get really awkward sometimes trying to come up with stuff.

TAGGED BY: stole it

TAGGING: steal, do the crimes

#( ooc ) life is a highway and i'm screaming

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purplesurveys · 4 years

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Are we alike? So True or False, Yes or No. Explain if you'd like. You are 16 years old. 16+6. You are a junior in high school. Graduating college senior. Math and Science aren't your best subjects. I was definitely more of an arts student. I only did great in math and science when I liked the topics we were learning, but otherwise I never felt like exerting as much effort for them as I did for classes like history. Your dog is really little. He’s medium-sized. He’s a really weird size actually hahaha and I guess it’s because he’s mixed. He’s too big to be classified as a small dog and too small to be grouped with the larger dogs. You love being tan. I mean I obviously don’t go advertising how much I love it, but it’s definitely nothing to complain about.

You think you are pretty for the most part. I have my days. You love making other people smile. Getting people’s approval is always a nice achievement. You love bracelets or just wearing jewelry in general. I think jewelry’s pretty but I’m particular about them – I prefer them to be silver and for them to have subtle designs, never explosive as I think that’s a tad bit tacky. Also I prefer necklaces to bracelets. TLC is one of your favorite channels on TV. It certainly would be if I still regularly watched television. I know for a fact Gab and I will tune in to TLC when I crash at her place. You have been in three different countries. Six, so far. You have ridden in a plane. Yeah well I live in an archipelago, so we’re separated from all the countries near us and have had to ride planes to get to them. You’re learning how to drive a car. I already did. I’ve had my license for four years. You have had 3 serious boyfriends. You believe you can only have 1 true love. As a demi this is typically how I think, but I like keeping my mind open. I know this is certainly not how it works for a lot of people, and that’s valid. You have a job. You have been to Aruba. No but if anything this reminded me of Friends because this was where Rachel was supposed to have her honeymoon before she ran out of her wedding hah. That contributed absolutely nothing to the conversation but yep. You love little babies or children :) Yes, and it increases as I get older. I have to practice for when it’s my turn, lol. You can't wait to get married one day. You always try to have a smile on your face. Not always. I allow myself to be sad or cranky if I want to. Your emotions change very easily. Sometimes. It’s not a dominant trait of mine though; I can typically keep my emotions consistent and it’s only volatile if I’m under a lot of pressure or stress. You cry very easily. Yep, I’m very sensitive. Earlier today I cried over a girl’s Tiktok about her dog with diabetes and the adjustments that had to be made for him, like how he stopped going down the stairs or sleeps a lot more these days. You cry a lot. Yes, because I cry easily. You have a boyfriend you have been with for a while. Girlfriend. You hate when people say 'I love you' too quickly. Idk, I haven’t had to deal with this. The hair on your legs grow very quickly. Not very quickly but yeah it does grow back after a certain amount of time. I shave every one or two weeks. You always feel like your back needs cracked. It’s definitely not in the best shape, coupled with the fact that I already have scoliosis to begin with. You’re still trying to determine what you want to do after high school. I have career fields in mind but as for exact jobs, no. You love fashion. I like keeping up with what’s trending within my age group but I’m not obsessed with fashion at all, like I don’t know the fashion week schedules or who the biggest models are these days, and I still think some fashion trends don’t make sense. You love shopping for school dance dresses. You think decorating is very cool. It’s okay. I wouldn’t do it myself but I have friends who are great at decorating, like Laurice, and I think it’s a good and a pretty cool skill to have. You always seem to be cold. Not always, but I do feel cold more easily than the people I know. I’m always the first one to grab a jacket, a blanket, or to move further away from the AC. Still, I prefer being cold than hot. You love hot weather. Oh my god fuck no. 22 years of living in a tropical country and I’ve had just about enough of the sun which is all we get all year round. I can’t wait to live somewhere with a lot of rain and with snow. You have tanned in a tanning bed. I don’t have to; plus aren’t those really unhealthy to stay in? You aren't a very good cook. I can’t even call myself a cook. You aren't an independent person. Hah, no sir. I find comfort in doing almost everything with at least one person with me, even if it’s just grabbing a snack or having something photocopied in school. I went to UPTC alone ONCE just to try having dinner all by myself cause everyone seemed to have great experiences of it, but I hated every second of being alone. You like any type of food, you aren't picky. The only foods I’ll refuse are fruit and anything with raisins on them, but generally I’m not hard to feed.

Country is your favorite kind of music. You quit watching American Idol. I quit when I realized all the wrong people kept winning. If I remember right, the last straw for me was Scotty McCreery over Lauren Alaina. You like the show 'Big Brother'. I never did get into it, but everyone did. I used to think something was wrong with me for not enjoying any season of the show, but eventually I stopped caring. You used to like Jersey Shore. I was only interested in it because it felt edgy to watch as a 12 year old lmao, but I was never obsessed. You think tye dye is super cool. It’s definitely cool and fun to make, but it’s not the first, fifth, or thirtieth thing I’d wear. You love glitter. Your nails are almost always painted. Total opposite. You have had sex before. You have a best friend of the opposite sex. I have close friends, but no best friends. Andrew is the best closest guy friend I have, probs. You have been stabbed in the back a few times. You don't trust many people. Again, quite the opposite. I like to believe everyone deserves trust in the beginning, but I have a rule to cut anyone who breaks that trust out of my life. You don't have many close friends. I have a lot of friends but I like keeping my closest circle small. You’re normally nice to everyone. Duh? You like to meet new people. Egh, it depends on who it is. I can find other people exhausting to talk to from the get-go; or sometimes I’ll find them too different and I just know no friendship is gonna come out of it. Sometimes you can be pretty shy. I’ve learned to be a bit more extroverted through the years but I’ve never lost my trademark shyness hahaha. You don't have any secrets. This blog is a big glaring secret from everyone I know. Your boyfriend has supported you through your hardest times. Girlfriend. You have a scar from cutting your leg while shaving. Not right now, but it’s happened a few times. You think flowers are very pretty. They’re okay. I’m not crazy about them but I do like giving/receiving bouquets. You hate nature. I have no reason to; it’s peaceful and beautiful. You don't like animals very much. Love them. You like to eat meat, any kind. I wouldn’t try all kinds of meat. Like I wouldn’t eat cats, dogs, or anything that’s critically endangered. But I do tend to be adventurous with meat, much like with any other dish I try. You have eaten donkey before. You’re pretty close with your parents. Like I said in an old survey, we have a buddy-type of relationship. We don’t hate each other but we also wouldn’t have heart-to-heart talks with one another and we’re so not emotionally close. You are also very close with your sibling(s). My sister and I also tend to treat each other like friends, ^ just like that. We’re not emotionally close either; when my sister’s cat died last week I could only send her comforting messages on Messenger because we’re not the type to visit each other’s rooms and cry to each other. You don't mind being around your family. If there is anything I learned in the last two months, it’s that this exact fact holds true. You love summer. Only when there is a trip planned. Otherwise, I don’t enjoy the weather at all. You don't know how to swim. There were always a couple of months allotted for swimming PEs in all years in my old school, so I know basic swimming and treading. You like being a teenager. It was okay. It certainly got better when I finally fit in somewhere and got invited to teenager stuff. You thought you were depressed at some point in your life. I was, throughout my teenage years. These days I’ll occasionally have very low points, but I don’t think it’s severe depression anymore. You feel like someone is growing apart from you. No, not at this point in my life. You like to take walks. With this climate, I always bitch about walking haha. When school was still ongoing I would typically drive everywhere, no matter how near my destination was. You aren't very good at buying gifts for people. I wouldn’t say this. I pride myself on being a good listener and by extension, being a good gift-giver. I’ve often made Gab cry with my gifts. You love seeing couples in love. Sure but tbh I’m partial to same-sex couples because I see them a lot less. When I see one in public I always make sure to give them a kind smile. You love weddings :) I haven’t been to one since I was 9, but sure. You are addicted to sweets. You get scared very easily. Only at night. You don't like to be alone. If I’m doing stuff outside, then yes this is the case. Otherwise I don’t mind having alone time at home. Many people have asked if you were black, but really you're white. I’m neither of these. You could do without the TV. Have been for a few years now. You text a lotttt. Back when everything was normal and I had load on my phone every week, yep. I don’t really need to text anyone these days, though. You tend to make extra letters on your words. Only occasionally. You hate when people use bad grammar. It only bugs me when I expect them to know better, like if an American is being cocky or racist but still fucks up basic grammar; or if a Filipino wants to act like a know-it-all and obviously has poor command of English, but still forces themselves to speak it when they could very well speak Filipino in this hugely bilingual country lmao. You have a little bit of chub on you but you aren't fat. Not really. I only get bloated after I eat but my metabolism is very quick and it disappears relatively quickly. You are pretty good at rollerblading. I was never good at it even though I practiced a lot. I generally have bad balance. You wish you were a good gymnast. Sure, I feel that this is a very cool skill to have. I remember being fascinated by the gymnasts from Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo and how prettily they spun their ribbons. You are a competitive cheerleader. I am not, but it was one of my dreams. You are very uncoordinated. I wouldn’t say very. I’m not very physical these days and I can be clumsy, but my hand-eye coordination has stayed sharp all these years from playing table tennis; and I was good at futsal and had good reflexes when we had to play it for PE. You aren't good at making decisions, but you try your best. You love God very much :) This is such a hard pass it deserves a strikethrough.

You love lotion and perfume. I love the variety that’s available out there, but I don’t splurge. You wish you could own everything in Victoria's Secret. You wish you could be a model. You hate when girls are sluts. Even the word ‘slut’ isn’t gonna fly by in 2020, much less this entire statement. You hate when people act dumb on purpose. Don’t we all? You don't care what other people think of you. Depends on who it is. Some opinions will matter, and some won’t. You love to cuddle. You wish you could bake. I wish I can be good at the kitchen in general but tbh I always let my fear of fire and knives take over and I’m always left too scared to learn. You would like to own a pool. When I’m richer, sure. You kind of regret a few things... You want a little tattoo that no one can see. I kind of want my tattoos to be personal to me, yes.

#survey #surveys

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Pretty Cure Connection Puzzlun Player Survey

Puzzlun is hosting a survey for all players to take to make game improvements, and if enough people take it, we all get 60 gems! The survey is active from July 3rd, 4:00 AM EST to July 16th, 1:00 AM EST, and the gems are given out from July 19th, 4:00 AM EST to August 1st, 1:00 AM EST.

When you see the announcement pop up, click the red button to start the survey, and the blue button to go back to the game.

Below the cut is a translation of the survey, we also recommend you use Google Translate in the open response section to word your response in Japanese, else they may void your entire survey!

(Questions with * are required)

Question 1: What is your gender? *

Male

Female

Other

Question 2: What is your age? *

A Pulldown Menu, starts with Please Pick. The ages are in a 4 year range if you’re not comfortable giving your exact age, but there is no option to not give an age.

Question 3: What is your occupation? *

Employee

Student

Part-Timer

Manager/Executive

Civil Servant

Self-Employed/Free Business

Homemaker/Full-time Spouse

Other

Question 4: What social network sites do you usually use? (You may select more than one.)

Facebook

Instagram

Twitter

LINE

Tiktok

Pixiv

Other

I don’t use Social Media

Question 5: Have you followed @precure_app on Twitter? When did you follow them? *

I am not following them/don’t have a Twitter

Spring 2018 (March 2018 - May 2018)

Summer 2018 (June 2018 - Aug 2018)

Fall 2018 (Sept 2018 - Nov 2018)

Winter 2018 (Dec 2018 - Feb 2019)

After Winter 2018 (Feb 2019 - today)

Question 6: Where did you first see/hear about Precure Puzzlun? *

The App Store/Google Play Store

The Official Precure Puzzlun Website

Smartphone game websites (like QooApp)

Recommendations by friends or acquaintances

TV Commercials

Movie Brochures (flyers and photo spots)

Online Advertising

Video Websites (such as Youtube or NicoNico)

Twitter

Facebook

Other

Question 7: How much money do you spend for app games monthly? *

(I have very roughly translated yen to USD, use an online converter for exact numbers.)

0¥ (0 dollars)

1¥ - 1,000¥ (1¢ to $10)

1,000¥ - 3,000¥ ($10 to $30)

3,000¥ - 5,000¥ ($30 to $50)

5,000¥ - 10,000¥ ($50 to $100)

10,000¥ - 30,000¥ ($100 to $300)

30,000¥ - 50,000¥ ($300 to $500)

50,000¥ or more ($500+)

Question 8: How much money do you spend on Pretty Cure monthly? *

(I have very roughly translated yen to USD, use an online converter for exact numbers.)

0¥ (0 dollars)

1¥ - 1,000¥ (1¢ to $10)

1,000¥ - 3,000¥ ($10 to $30)

3,000¥ - 5,000¥ ($30 to $50)

5,000¥ - 10,000¥ ($50 to $100)

10,000¥ - 30,000¥ ($100 to $300)

30,000¥ - 50,000¥ ($300 to $500)

50,000¥ or more ($500+)

Question 9: How many app games do you currently play? *

1 game

2 games

3 games

4 games

5 games or more

Question 10: What is your favorite Precure Season? *

Pretty Cure

Pretty Cure Max Heart

Pretty Cure Splash Star

Yes! Pretty Cure 5

Yes! Pretty Cure 5 Go Go!

Fresh Pretty Cure!

Heartcatch Pretty Cure

Suite Pretty Cure ♪

Smile Pretty Cure!

DokiDoki! Pretty Cure

Happiness Charge Pretty Cure!

Go! Princess Pretty Cure

Witchy Pretty Cure!

KiraKira☆Pretty Cure A La Mode

HUG! Pretty Cure

Star☆Twinkle Pretty Cure

Question 11: Who is your favorite Precure? *

(I have added the ✲ symbol next to Cures that aren’t in the game.)

Cure Black

Cure White

Shiny Luminous

Cure Bloom

Cure Bright ✲

Cure Egret

Cure Windy ✲

Cure Dream

Cure Rouge

Cure Lemonade

Cure Mint

Cure Aqua

Milky Rose

Cure Peach

Cure Berry

Cure Pine

Cure Passion

Cure Blossom

Cure Marine

Cure Sunshine

Cure Moonlight

Cure Melody

Cure Rhythm

Cure Beat

Cure Muse

Cure Happy

Cure Sunny

Cure Peace

Cure March

Cure Beauty

Cure Echo ✲

Cure Heart

Cure Diamond

Cure Rosetta

Cure Sword

Cure Ace

Cure Lovely

Cure Princess

Cure Honey

Cure Fortune

Cure Flora

Cure Mermaid

Cure Twinkle

Cure Scarlet

Cure Miracle

Cure Magical

Cure Felice

Cure Mofurun ✲

Cure Whip

Cure Custard

Cure Gelato

Cure Macaron

Cure Chocolat

Cure Parfait

Cure Yell

Cure Ange

Cure Etoille

Cure Macherie

Cure Amour

Cure Star

Cure Milky

Cure Soleli

Cure Selene

Other

Question 12: What is your favorite gameplay part of Puzzlun? *

Main Area (Story)

Pulling the gacha

Event Stages

Episode Stages

Time Attack Stage

Training Stages

Precure Challenges (Cure Card Challenges)

Other

Question 13: What is your favorite type of event in Puzzlun? *

Collecting items by yourself (Item Drop)

Collecting items with everyone (Fragment Collection)

Competing against other players (Fragment Drop)

Defeating enemies and collecting items by clearing the stage (Unit Drop)

Other

Question 14: What is your favorite aspect of Puzzlun? (You may select more than one.) *

I can play puzzles games with Precure

The card art is cute

There are lots of cards/card art

The sprites are cute

There are new original outfits for the Precure (this refers to the unique clothes they are wearing in the card art)

I like seeing remakes of the show’s episodes as stages

I like seeing the new episodes for the game

I can hear new voice lines from the Precure

Whenever new Cures debut (HUG!, Star Twinkle, etc;)

Whenever older Cures debut (Max Heart, Splash Star, etc;)

Other

Question 15: What is your least favorite aspect of Puzzlun? What could use improvement? (You may select more than one.) *

The puzzles are too easy

The puzzles are too difficult

The card art is not cute

There aren’t enough cards

The sprites are not cute

There aren’t enough illustrations/images from the TV show

The episodes aren’t interesting/are boring

There aren’t enough events/episodes

There are too many events/episodes

There are no other playable characters besides the Precure

There are too many obscure Precure that I don’t know

There is no variation of gameplay besides the puzzles

Other

Question 16: Please write here if you have any other comments or requests for Precure Puzzlun. (Free Response)

Make sure to put your text through Google Translate!

... And that’s it! Thank you so much for reading this, and make sure to take the survey!

~ Mod Parfait

#precure app #precure tsunagaru puzzlun #precure #pretty cure

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the-mf-bread-babies · 4 years

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loneliness </\///\|/3

a fic by rocco wulfram north, m.d.

(found that name on hardcore baby names)

–chmapter jop–

before the tríp

It was a normal day for the Skullsmashers: go to somewhere, kill people, be gay, sleep, get brunch. Right now was the first part of their daily routine, and they were getting ready for it.

“holy fuck nova could you hurry the shit up i have to brush my fucking teeth you bitch” Ace hissed, knocking repeatedly on the bathroom door. “Fuck You. I'm Going To Go To Hell Itself” Nova gargled back, mouth full of mouthwash. More banging was heard; the door had seen better days.

Several feet away was Jake, all dressed up and ready to go, waiting for the others to get ready. He sat on the couch gayly in the living room down the hall, scrolling through Apocalypse Twitter. ‘every day i throw down an unpeeled boiled egg from the rooftop to simulate fear and unreadiness’ he read, a tweet from Orc's account. What the fuck. Classic Orc.

“ah fuck !! am i late !!” Jake turned around to see Damon panicking and counting the daggers in his pockets. “no no not at all. i just get ready really quickly to throw everyone into a state of disarray” Jake replied in an honest, monotone voice. “come sit down”

Damon sat down nervously next to his captain, knowing he'll ask him for Bambi on the PS2 now. “look. look at them those dumbshits” Jake uttered, pointing to Ace and Nova arguing. “those little bastards are completely unaware that ive put a fake cockroach puppet in the mirror. watch now” he added, pulling out a cheap remote control and pressing a button.

*sound of glass breaking* Jake sighed. “okay maybe that wasn't really the best idea” Nova screamed, running out of the bathroom and confusing Ace. “Fucking Roach!!!!!!!!!!!!!” she yelled, already too far away from them to be heard clearly. “huh. well okay then!” Ace grinned, going into the bathroom.

“i'll guard. you do your thing okay? :-)” Damon said to Jake, smiling mischievously. Jake's heart skipped a beat as he was suddenly flustered by the killer's action. «oh god, shit's just gonna get more complicated from here» he thought, staring into nothingness.

Damon braced himself against the bathroom door, eager to hear Ace's chaotic screaming. “ready ??” Damon asked, sending Jake back to the real world. “hhuh??????? oh yea right” he mumbled before beginning to control the cockroach with the remote. “this shit cost me like 200 bucks so it better be worth it”

HOLY MOTHER OF

F U C K

JAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT THE S H IT DUDE

ace will remember this.

Jake cackled loudly, rolling on the floor and hitting the table with his fist. “LMAOOOOK FUCK YOUUU” he yelled, angering Ace even more. “I WILL GODDAMN SKIN UOUR FUCKIGN ISTINEDSTINES OLD MAN I SWEAR TKC FUCKF” they yelled back, pushing the door repeatedly. “IM GOIND TO FUCKIGN DIR HERE YOU BITCH”

“ah . ace ? could you move a little please ? i'm trying to get in ?” Damon said annoyingly kindly, making Ace jab a fake knife through the space between the door and the doorway. “THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIGN KNIFE I HAVE ON ME RIGT NOW BUT PLEADR JSUT FUCK O F F”

“hm ... i'll have to check in with the blacksmith today to know what this one's worth... possibly rusted here, though.... could also just be dirt tho.....” Damon mumbled, examining the knife. “FUCKING HEL P” Ace yelled in distress, his breath seeping through the door. “ace. brush your fucking teeth that's disgusting.”

“IM FUCKIF D TRYINF THERES JUST A FUCKGIFN ROSCH HEREERF” Ace explained fearfully, trying their best to get some pity from the other. “a what ?? don't think we have those here” “A FUCKIFN COKROSKC” “corrosion ???? how bad” “FUCK YOU A GODDMAND COKCROACH” “girls?? what?? are they milfs??” “HOW THEE DFUCKDB DID YEOU HEAR FTHAY WHATS DUCUNESKRHI”

Jake's hand slapped against Damon's shoulder as a way of saying thanks. “good work out there soldier. us skullsmashers really need someone like you damon” He said confidently, disguising his flirting as a compliment. “cool !! you too man !!” The shorter man replied, completely unaware of the flirting and continuing to yearn for the mutual love between him and Jake. fuckin idiots lmao

“alrighty fuckers, let's move!”

Rachel's voice sent Ace and Nova into a panic, making them scram to look for their weapons and equipment. “Got everything ya need? W'ain't makin' any stops; tryin'a save fuel.” Shaw asked, leaning against the wall at the entrance menacingly. “When the fuck did you even come here.” Dennis asked in surprise, carrying suitcases. “Hmph. Man never tells his secrets, young man.” She replied, tilting her cowboy hat. “What…”

Aaron was sitting peacefully in the trunk of a pickup truck they had, only to be met by a large backpack to the face. “ah!!!!!!!! very sorry!!!!!!! we'll be going in separate vehicles, and trunk space is very much needed!!!!!!!!” Whitney said, apologizing. “Ah. Well. O-okay then.” Aaron stuttered out, holding back tears from the painful impact the backpack had. Pretty sure he'll get a bruise from that.

Henderson and Rachel were waiting in the front seats of yet another pickup truck. To pass the time, they took very cringey pictures of each other pretending to be on Cowboy TikTok™. “Do one where you're pregnant with the truck's baby!” Henderson suggested, making Rachel flip the bird at her but begrudgingly agreeing with her stupid idea. “i literally would skin you alive.” She spat out, putting a pumpkin inside her shirt. “That's… literally so sexy, babe.” Henderson replied back, taking more pictures.

Meanwhile, Andre was busy explaining to Cyprus, who was in a small glass jar, that forcibly entering Damon's bloodstream and mutilating his entire body was not very nice, with Orc and Sarah judging. “YES BUT UNLIMITED POWER COULD BE RIGHT IN OUR HANDS ANDRE” “That'd very mean of you to do, and could actually probably kill you too in the process.” he explained to deaf ears. Well, technically no ears. Yet. “CYPRUS I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID BUT YOU COULD LITERALLY DO THE SAME BUT LIKE IN AN ELEPHANTS BODY DUDE” Orc suggested, only to be ignored. “cmon cyprus just pleaaaaase dont kill ppl ok”

Jake looked outside, then back at Damon. “well guess its time to move!” “yea ... but at what cost.” Damon replied confusingly, making a sad face. “did you know today is…” he started, then regretted saying anything. “nvm…” He turned away from the punk, sniffling and walking to Dennis and Aaron.

“damon” “??” Jake asked quietly, craning his neck a little before making the decision to leave the new recruit alone. Instead, he joined Henderson and Rachel in their odd activities.

“hey guys. i fucking miss sans.” Damon confessed, taking a seat next to Dennis. “My nose is bleeding.” Aaron pointed out. “ok. today's sunday. and you Know what That Means… Meant,” The boy continued, facing the ground. “Kanye West he…” Dennis began (begun???? idk). “… liked.” Aaron continued, also affected emotionally by the departure of not only Sans, but Komaeda too.

Jake stared longingly at the family, wishing he was a part of it too. He truly felt Ariel Little Mermaid's desire to become human. Seven Vagánias… that was a risk he was willing to take for him. He would shave his eyebrows off for that man, and he just might do it right now.

“Jake? Don't do that. Please don't fucking do that.” Henderson suddenly interrupted, surprising Jake. “do what” Henderson squinted her eyes, giving Jake a suspicious look. “That's the face you make when you want to do silly things…” She pointed out.

“You had that when you almost electrocuted yourself at that stable, you had that when you threw the dart at Scoran, you had that when you glued Marcus and Reese–” “OKAY OKAY I GET IT IM A DUMMY SILLY LITTLE BITCH BOY OK”

Rachel put the pumpkin back on the ground and went to the two friends, curious to know what the quarrel was about. “what's poppin gayboy!” She loudly asked, slapping Jake's forearm strongly. “i am in peril and shaking and crying” “daddy issues” “yget?” He explained, gesturing towards the Russells.

“ah. please clarify what kind.” Rachel said, knowing Jake has a very questionable taste for fictional middle-aged men, such as Sigma Overwatch and the guy from the cowboy game. “the fuckin. family one rachel” “look at em just vibing and simply being gay”

Rachel and Henderson gave eachother a look that questioned whether Damon and Jake were going to be a thing or not, since Jake's technically still with Andre. “Considering the fact that they adopted Damon, they could probably also adopt you if you wanted to.” Henderson suggested, knowing Jake wouldn't like this and would stupidly unknowingly accidentally confess his love for Damon to them both right then and there.

“what?????” “ew no thatd be fuckin incest or some shit what the fuck” Jake said, being grossed out. “what would be the incestuous part, jacon. we did not say or hint at anything related to incest.” Rachel asked, making Jake's hair stand up in panic. “fuCKIN NOTHING DUH” “BUT LIKE YKNOW I GET CRUSHES REALLY EASILY YEA??????” Jake explained weirdly.

“So there's a new one right now, huh…” Henderson asked… feeling like she was in Ace Attorney. “no!!!! no wait” “well yea– no.. but i–” “fuck You but yes” Jake grumbled. “ah no, we won't tell, obviously. it was just getting way too obvious, so we just wanted to hear it from both sides.” “WH” Rachel said mysteriously, getting into the driver's seat of the pickup truck. “okay guys let's go!!” She yelled out, starting the engine. “THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??????” “BOTH SIDES???”

chapter dos

two four trucks

The journey to god knows fuckin where idk didn't plan i guess a fuckin cabin or smth idk was long and torturous, especially when Rachel said that cryptic-ass thing before going. What the fuck was that supposed to mean, bro.

sudden interlude for seating arrangements !!

truck 1: Henderson, rachel, whitney, CYPRUS

truck 2: jake, damon, marge, Andre, Aaron

truck 3: ace, Nova, Dennis

truck 4: sarah, ORC, Shaw, viper

truck two.

Jake awkwardly patted Marge's head in the backseat of the truck, avoiding eye contact with Damon and Andre. Of course he had to go on a three-day trip in the same car with his ex, his crush, AND his crush's father. God, he was pretty sure this was the lab rats' doing.

“cows.” Damon pointed outside, earning Andre's attention. “Holy– what are those?” He asked, taking his sunglasses off to admire the beautiful little cows. “Cows… we drink their milk and wear their skin as jackets…” Aaron explained, his eyes drifting from the road momentarily. “They can have best friends and stuff. Really nice guys. Also, they're expensive as hell.”

“Y–You do what. Their skin??” Andre asked, his voice a pitch higher than usual. “yeah and we rate them based on which layer it is. also, like their meat, expensive as hell. but still very cool.” Damon said, confusing Andre even more. “they also give us cheese and ice cream and whipped cream and stuff. underrated little babies. they deserve better.” “they also have nose rings which are punk as hell–”

“Wait, why the nose– cheese?! Cheese?! AND ice cream??!” Andre asked again, his mind attempting to comprehend the greatness that cows are. “Oh man, you are not ready to hear about pigs.” Aaron said jokingly. “What the fuck are pigs???” “Sausages, ham slices, bacon, lard, leather too, rotisserie–” “aaron please i'm gonna throw up.” “Oh, right. Sorry,”

Jake sat quietly in his seat, just now realising how much of his world Andre's missing. Sure, his world was much cooler, but do they have sheep? Palm trees? Penguins? Thought not, bitch. “andre do you know what a kangaroo is” He asked, breaking his silence like that one YouTuber.

“A what?” “kangaroo. some of them are buff as shit and they move by hopping. they cant hop backwards and they also keep their babies in little pouches attached to them and their bones and guts are exposed on the inside of said pouch. baby kangaroos are about the size of a jellybean, and the adults can box you”

“They what” “yea they're weird as fuck.” “its from australia so” “That sounds fake.” “oh man. wombats bro. quokkas. fuckin drop bears and flying foxes. PLATYPUSES!!!” “wombats poop in cubes and quokkas are always smiling” “Koala bears hold onto tree branches and eat their mom's shit, which is the leaves of said tree branches.” “Please stop what the fuck” “ohoho fucking GEESE” “GET IM JAKE MY NEIGHBOR HAD FUCKIN THREE OF THOSE BITCHES”

truck three.

The three sat silently, with the exception of Dennis, who was swearing at random times. “You call that a fuckin’ turn, old man?! HUH?!!” Ace's shoulders jumped, the sudden exclamations preventing them from sleeping through the trip. “This Is Probably The Last Time We'll See Each Other Alive.” Nova stated calmly. “i slept for like two minutes last night… didn't even get to wear conditioner today. unrelated but just sharing my struggles with you.” Ace said, shifting into a more comfortable sleeping position.

Dennis overheard the two talking, and opted to stay quiet for the rest of the trip, before stumbling across a strange sight. “FROG!!!” he yelled, waking up the duo. “he said fuck! he said the f” Ace yelled out while rubbing their eyes. “Are We Aliven't” Nova asked, stretching. “Sadly, no, but the good news is, I found a frog!” Dennis excitedly said, opening the car door.

“WHAT” “THAT SHITS GONNA POISON US WHAT THE FUCK” Nova yelled out, unfortunately not loud enough for Dennis to hear it. The man kept walking towards the creature that was technically an alien to them, and picked it up with watery hands. “DENNIS YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL US ALL!!!!!!! DENNIS!!!!!!”

“So, you kids know how to handle a frog?” Dennis asked in a wholesome tone, alerting the two even more. “KILL IT KILL IT FUCKING KILL IT” “Oh, are you guys allergic to this little guy? Sorry, I'll put it in the dashboard instead.” “GET ITBOUT WHAT THE FUCK DENNID JESUS” “… Huh?” “POSIOJ DART FOGR” Nova shouted, hiding behind the passenger seat and being pushed by Ace, who was also going to hide there. “BITCH”

Dennis and the frog stared at them in confusion, hearing their horrified screams. “This is… a wood frog… not a poison dart… that one would probably die in this climate…” he explained plainly, his hands gently cupping the newfound friend. “oh. ok” Ace muttered quietly, while Nova maintained an awkward silence. “You can… pat them very softly if you want.” Dennis suggested. “Or spray the shit outta them. That could work too.”

Nova nervously held out her hand to pat the frog, then smiled in succeeding to do so. “Death Quivers Before Me” She said, proceeding to pat it even more. “can i do the spray thing.” Ace asked, their voice quiet as a whisper. “Yeah, sure. Go right ahead.”

*the frog was going to die so technically they didnt like fuck up the ecosystem or smth. do not attempt this irl.

truck four.

“What jolly tunes d'ya have on this here truck. Fellas.” Shaw asked, observing the radio. “uh, really, i don't think it'll be necessary!!!!!” Viper nervously said, only to be ignored. “NONSENSE! ONE'S TASTE IN SHANTIES PROVES TO BE A WINDOW INTO THEIR LIVES.” Orc said wisely, patting them on the shoulder. “i guess that's good advice, but really–”

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX. TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX. MY MUSCLES. MY MUSCLES. INVOLUNTARILY FLEX.

“I SEE. A MATING SONG FOR YOUR SPECIES?” “my truck f### playlist,.,.,.” Viper tried to mute the speaker to no avail as most of the buttons on the control panel were very much broken. “I'm. Very sorry for this, pardner. But this doesn't sound so bad. I could put this in a jukebox…” Shaw consoled, only making them panic more. “im so f#ckig sorry” They said, before smashing the radio with a briefcase.

They all paused for a moment, unsure of what to do. “i have spotify…” Sarah croaked, holding up her phone. “they have lemon demon too, if you want…” She muttered, scrolling through the song choices. “does anyone want to listen to wet a–” “no.” “okay.”

The truck grew even quieter for a while, until Shaw gave a suggestion to pass the time. “Wanna play 20 questions?” “I'll start: how many folks have y'all killed?” Viper gave the assassin a horrified look, confusing her. “I think mine's around 150. No… 145…” She confessed, rubbing her chin. “Wait, or was it 160?”

“like six. do you like girls, and, follow up question, do you also coincidentally like short girls with long hair.” Sarah said without hesitation, stopping Orc from answering the first question. “Yes! I literally have a wife!” Shaw shouted happily, rolling up her sleeves to show Sarah her tattoos. “This one is her setting herself on fire and me getting inspired–” “ah, yes��” “That one was a total cover-up! Previously, it was the names of my exes, all thirteen of them, but now, it's my cat!”

After some time of receiving a bit too much RexShaw lore, Sarah finally got the answer she so desperately needed from Viper. This was the verdict that determines whether she could make a move or not. This answer could change– “i am gay and do not get attracted to women. thank you.” Ah. Back to more hunting. “I am a lesbian! High-five!” Shaw exclaimed.

And finally, the first truck.

truck one.

Loud country music blared in the truck as they drove by the snowy mountains of uhh. Winsnow. Like winter and snow. They had all chosen separate routes in order to cover more land and see if there were any new developments in the area.

“BRANDY!!! FETCH ANOTHER ROUNF!!!!!!” Rachel screeched as she drummed on the dashboard. “AND SHE FJSJS” Henderson kept driving, searching every inch of land for a rest stop to stretch her legs and also listen to something else.

“hendy.” Rachel said, getting her girlfriend's attention. “do you wanna buy that slime that cleans cars and stuff?” Henderson stared into the distance, pondering. “Hm. There's always the possibility of the slime disappearing under mysterious circumstances and turning up in the trash can the next day covered in saliva, so.” Whitney looked away, feeling attacked.

“yeah, that's a problem.” Rachel muttered, her hand instinctually moving to Henderson's. “Please don't crash the car.” She begged, looking sadly at her. “is there a domino's nearby. i heard they have that new peanut butter chocolate lava cake.” Rachel asked, cupping Henderson's face gently.

“Rachel. There's fucking mountains.” Henderson pointed out, gesturing towards their surroundings. “That shit will freeze.” Rachel put her head down in disappointment. “yeah. damn.” “MORE FLESH!!! MORE FLESH!!! MORE FUCKING FLESH!!!”

Oh yeah, Cyprus was here the whole time. “why does the metal say fuck?????” And Whitney too! “MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS. FLESH NEEDED!” Cyprus yelled out, resembling a hungry toddler on a road trip.

“do you want like a burger or something......” Whitney asked, judging the spirit. “FLESH” “like are you more of a kfc or a mcdonalds guy” “NEED FLESH” She gave the couple a look, one that was kind of undecipherable due to her lack of normal face details like eyebrows, visible pupils, etc.

“So, three peanut butter lava cakes and one meat lover's… what else?” “ah!!!!!! no lava cake for me, i'm on a diet!!!!!! dirt and dirt only!!!!!!!!!!! also fish bones as a treat” Whitney corrected, her eyes searching for a nearby body of water. “Or, we could get Cyprus the fish meat, and Whitney the bones.” “sounds good to me!!!!!!!!” “FLESH”

…

“welcome to domino's! can i get your order?”

“three peanut butter lava cakes, please. that's all. thank you.” Rachel said, her seat switched with Henderson's, who was too nervous to order. “okay but they each take like three hours to make” “what.” “yea you can stop by like the grocery store up ahead” “fuck you for ordering this” “i–” “fuck off”

the grocewy stowe

The truck stopped by the front of the building, Rachel telling them to go in first while she searches for a good parking spot. Much to Henderson's disappointment.

“My lover…” Henderson said with fear in her voice. “it's okay… go along… i… i have to do this for you…” “for you all… i won't forget the good that you've done to me and everyone i've ever known…” “Rach, please don't go, I lo–” “you all are the kindest people… heaven may wait eagerly for you, but as for me, the ground trembles for its latest meal. fresh from the oven, i will enter the furnace…” “why the fuck would they cook you again” “because i'm TOAST!!” “haha”

“Kill Ronald Reagan while you're at it… I forgot which one he is but I'm pretty sure he's a total bitch…” “i will meet you doomguy” “heeeeeeeh” Rachel whined weakly as she slowly drove over to the spot she wanted.

MOTHERFUCKER.

A silver Honda Civic quickly made its way into there, angering the scientist. “not on my watch, fucker.” Rachel muttered, sliding the pickup truck across the road. She slammed her palm onto the car horn, which terrified even a murder of crows.

“huh wonder who that is” “hm anyway which fish do u like ???? :-)”

A woman who seemed to be in her late 40s exited the Honda Civic, throwing a rather large and flashy boa around her neck. “Jesús, ít's cold in hère,” The lady commented, putting on a pair of expensive-looking sunglasses. “Márie, come along, ma cheghhy!” (i forgot how to spell it)

oh, son of a B I T C H .

it's the french lady who smells weird.

Of course, seeing your enemy in any circumstance that wasn't planned was clearly a little scary and will probably be your last day alive, but bumping into them at a Target was kinda… awkward.

Both the hazelnut and the dolphin were less armed and armoured than usual, and there weren't any bodyguards or security. Usually, if a top leader goes anywhere, the standard protocol was to do thirty separate background checks on the location and have it guarded up somewhere in the three months before their arrival.

So, obviously, someone in Top 50 driving around town in a decades-old car buying groceries isn't very safe, or probably even legal. Hell, she hasn't even seen them wear anything this ridiculous ever. Could this be a distraction? Or is it an opportunity?

Ah, wait, they're both wearing their stupid little marriage bracelets.

It's the middle of October.

This is their anniversary vacation.

Shit.

in the store

Henderson strolled through the aisles with Whitney at her side, hugging Cyprus's jar. She examined the cereal boxes to make sure they didn't contain any food colouring that could potentially kill her.

Whitney, on the other hand, zoomed over to the meat section, licking her lips at the sight of a raw cod. “cyprus…… do you feel that? the need to devour a being???? the uncontrollable desire for energy that it transcends all laws and regulations placed on mankind?????? the growing hunger for power, one that's so strong it controls your every need????

a natural, primal instinct to become such a brutal being that no one, not even you, recognise yourself anymore. you look at yourself in the mirror and you feel like you want to destroy that, to put yourself onto the pedestal you belong on, to wreak havoc on the cosmos of all beings, living and dead, real and mythical, walking and extinct.

you know that you're the only who understands this instinct, the only one who follows it to this distance. everyone else may underestimate you, but in the end, you'll rise above them all. man's natural instinct is to become the ruler of all.”

“What the fuck, Whitney. Anyway, I talked to the deli guy and he said he could pay you to eat up some scraps if you want. You down?” Henderson asked, her trolley already full of snacks. “yea fuck it man” Whitney replied, walking over to the ‘staff only’ door. “im hungy as fuck”

parking lot.

Despite the growing need to kill the woman, Rachel was managing to control herself. Even though this was the perfect opportunity to eliminate one of them, she knows she'll be replaced by someone much crueler. So for now, she'll just stick to watching this lady consider which can of tomato sauce is better than the other.

Rachel parked the truck near the entrance and the Honda Civic. She kept an eye on the couple as she quietly made her way inside through the back door.

“So thàt's when Í saìd, ‘that's not a cactùs, that's a lámp!” Karén playfully said, her hand entwined with her wife's. Rachel was unsure whether to stalk the two or join her friends in shopping.

WELL, FIND THAT OUT IN THE NEXT PART,

B I T C H !! !! !!

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