F’U
Fuck you for leaving me at my worst and fuck you for not giving a shit about me when all i did was care about you.
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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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Regulus: Sirius! What did you do to James?
Sirius: I cut his hair and gave him a new look! It’s cute, huh?
Regulus: Yeah, it’s cute. That’s the problem. I don’t need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick
James: He’s right. I’m too hot, Pads
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Regulus : Two brooooos!
James: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Regulus: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
James:
Regulus:
James: *tearing up*
Regulus: Babe, c'mon...
James: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Regulus: Babe...
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