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coruscantsbookstore · 2 years

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*carves jack-o'-lantern with a lightsaber* it’s spooky season bitches

#happy october first #give me all your star wars halloween headcanons #star wars #halloween #spooky season #spooky wars

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candycandy00 · 1 year

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This is the Welcome Post and the Fanfic Masterlist!

Requests for full fanfics are closed indefinitely! Choose Your Own Price Commissions are currently open! See info about commissioning me here.

Requests for Headcanons are currently open!

Headcanons are just my opinions on things, like how I think the characters would react to certain things or how they would behave in certain situations. Examples: “How would Shigaraki react to his girlfriend naming her pet cat after him?” Or “How would the JJK guys behave if you dragged them to a Denny’s at 3am?”

About Me

I’m currently 39 😱 I’m obsessed with the color pink and I’m a country girl (born, raised, and currently live in the Appalachian mountains). I speak with a thick southern accent. I collect figures. I’m a huge nerd in every way. I love comic books (both manga and American comics), video games (mostly JRPG’s, Otome/Dating Sims, and Survival Horror), Star Wars, Kaiju/Tokusatsu, and all things Horror. I read a lot, mostly fantasy and horror. I grew up in a conservative religious household and I’m still trying to unlearn a lot of bullshit, so please bear with me.

I write for two fandoms currently: Boku no Hero Academia and Jujutsu Kaisen. I might write for others at some point and I’ve written tons for other fandoms over the years. I also write original fiction. I would deeply appreciate any support (reblogs/comments/likes) for my original stuff because that’s where my true passion lies. I’m somewhat slow with posting updates to my fics but I promise I’m trying. I tag my x Reader fics with the x reader tag so that people who hate x reader can filter it out easily. I haven’t always done this so I’m in the process of going back and properly tagging everything.

I mostly post my writings here. It’s mostly fanfiction but there are some headcanons and opinionated rants here and there. I’m trying to go back and tag them all. You can look for the tags “Jjk headcanons” and “bnha headcanons” (that’s what I’ll be tagging them). Otherwise I mostly just reblog fanart and gif sets. I reblog fanfiction over on @candycandyreblogs. Consider it a curated library of excellent stories. Feel free to follow it! Every fanfic on there is amazing!

I’m always up for making friends! So feel free to message me and chat!

Boku no Hero Academia:

Shigaraki, Dabi, Mr. Compress, Twice, Spinner, Hawks.

Jujutsu Kaisen:

Sukuna, Gojo, Geto, Toji, Nanami, Choso.

No minors, no animals, no scat/pee/vomit.

I’m fine with dark content/rape/horror/gore/etc. I can do NSFW or SFW. Please specify if it’s not clear in your request.

Please specify the gender of the Reader (any gender is fine, no gender is fine).

That’s it! Anon is always on!

Feel free to ask me questions, give me suggestions, or just chat!

Headers by @kuroov

Just a list of the fics I've written so far so you can easily find what you'd like to read! If I've missed a fic or have a bad link or anything, please let me know!

All fics are arranged newest to oldest! All fics are 18+ and contain smut, as well as have Fem Readers, unless stated otherwise!

Shigaraki x Reader

Shower Duty (Prison AU, Noncon/Dubcon)

Office Life (Gender Neutral Reader, Dub Con, Violent Fantasies)

The Scarecrow Walks at Night (Halloween fic, Shig as a Scarecrow)

Tentacle Tomura (Tentacles, Anal)

The Pirate and the Mermaid (AU) (Three Parts!)

Too Intense For you? (BDSM)

Reader Uses Mind Control Quirk on Shig

Dark Carnival Chapter 1 (Whips, Blood, Death)

Playing a Fighting Game - Loser has to Strip

Shy Reader Giving Shig a Christmas Present

Sitting on Shig's Lap While he Plays Games

Exhibitionism

Shig Corrupts Shy Hero's Sidekick Reader

Size Kink - Shig With Short Reader

Mommy Kink

Breath Play/Choking

Break Time (Reader is a Waitress with a Crush on Shig)

Dabi x Reader

Waxwork (Dabi as a Vampire + Werewolf)

The Visitors (Post Ending, Touya in Prison) NO SMUT

Zombie Apocalypse AU (Four Parts!)

Dabi Under a Lust Quirk

Dabi with Innocent Nun Reader

Piercing/Torture

Teasing that Leads to Rape/Non-Con

Trending Topics (Dabi Sees Reader's Pervy Tweets About Him)

Lazy Sex

Breeding Kink

Mr. Compress X Reader

The Experiment (Horror, Gore, Halloween Fic, Compress as a mad scientist)

Dark Carnival Chapter 2 (Blood, Gore, Death)

Mr. Compress x Reader With Bunny Quirk

Twice x Reader

Dark Carnival Chapter 3 (Horror, Blood, Gender Neutral Reader) (Three Parts!)

Non-X Reader

League of Villains Heroes (Set after the end of the manga, the League has split up and are in therapy, but a new threat turns them into reluctant heroes.) Multi-Chapter. NO SMUT. (In Progress!)

Unmerry Christmases (Platonic ShigaDabi) NO SMUT

AFO x All Might Aladdin AU Master/Slave Dub-Con

Sukuna X Reader

Father Sukuna’s Discipline (AU, Sukuna as a priest, spanking, rough sex, reader as a nun)

The Doll House (AU, BDSM, Erotic Torture, Needles, Clamps, etc.) (Four Parts!)

Breaking You (Rape/Noncon, Blood, Torture, Humiliation, Double Penetration)

Serve Me, Save Me (Reader is a Rape Victim who joins Sukuna’s Harem after he inadvertently saves her) Part 1 | Part 2

The Offering (Dark, Dubcon, Blood, Rough) Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Gojo x Reader

The Doll House (AU, Dubcon, Chubby Reader, Pet Play, Anal, Bullying) (Four Parts!)

In The Library (College AU, Gojo and Geto bully Reader, Rape, Dark)

Promotion (Power Dynamics, Reader wants Gojo to promote her to Grade 1)

Christmas Past (Fluff, Drabble, Gojo x Geto in flashback) NO SMUT

Pick Me Up (Gojo x Reader x Geto, Halloween fic, Serial Killer AU) (Five Parts!)

Human (Rape, Torture, Blood, Dark, Reader is a cursed spirit) (Two Parts!)

Little Miss Nobody (Plot, Rough Sex, Gojo is an asshole) Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Geto x Reader

In The Library (College AU, Gojo and Geto bully Reader, Rape, Dark)

The Doll House (Dubcon, Humiliation, Public Nudity, Dom/Sub Dynamics, AU) (Four Parts!)

Pick Me Up (Gojo x Reader x Geto, Halloween fic, Serial Killer AU) (Five Parts!)

Toji x Reader

Forest Guide (Toji as a Werewolf, Rape, Breeding)

His Favorite Target (Toji is hired to kill you)

The Doll House (AU, Size Difference, Age Difference, Cock Drunkenness, Use of Aphrodisiacs) (Four Parts!)

Nanami x Reader

The Doll House (AU, Daddy Kink, Spanking, Hair Pulling, Reader is afraid of men.) (Four Parts!)

Choso x Reader

The Doll House (AU, Dom!Reader, Sub Choso, Teasing, Collars, Pegging) (Four Parts!)

Multi-Character

JJK Men as Pervy Mall Santas

Original X Reader

Roses in the Sky (Alien x Reader, Sci-Fi, Novel Length, Romance) (In Progress!)

#shigaraki x reader #dabi x reader #gojo x reader #geto x reader #Toji x reader #bnha x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #league of villains x reader

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xxbimbobunnyxx · 5 months

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Y2K!Steve Harrington x MallGoth!Reader headcanons

You can find all things y2k Steve on the Masterlist.

This a lil joint AU me and my bb @reidsbtch have been cooking up you can find all of her y2k Eddie works here. Divider used is by @firefly-graphics.

Your relationship:

• You and Steve met on Halloween and have been inseparable since, you pretty much just started dating after that.

• For you first date he picked you up and surprised you with a picnic in the cemetery and then took you to see Queen Of The Damned. You swooned so hard and he asked you to be his official girlfriend that night.

• It didn’t matter how long you and Steve had known each other it’s just a “when you know you know.” Kind of relationship. He tells you he loves you two weeks into knowing you.

• Steve will do anything for his girl. He knows you don’t like to drive so whenever he’s not working he takes you wherever you need to go. He loves running errands with you.

• He LOVES to spoil you. Whenever he sees a vampire book or a plushie you’d like he always picks it up and surprises you with it.

• He calls you “angel” and the first time he called you that you laughed because it didn’t seem very fitting for you, but always he says “you’re his beautiful dark angel.” And it gives you butterflies every time.

• He absolutely has a Polaroid of your butt in his wallet.

Steve:

• He makes pretty good money working as a bank manager, his grandpa helped him get the job before he passed.

• His grandpa also left him his lake house. It’s a decent size and he fantasizes about starting a family with you there.

• He loves chick flicks. (Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, 10 Things I Hate About You, etc.)

• He loves boy bands and top 40 pop music but he loves when you dance around to nu metal in his kitchen in just his polo. It always makes him smile. You listen to it so often he’s learned a lot of the words and he will sing along with you.

• Wears pink on Wednesday’s, even when he works he puts a pink button up under his suit jacket.

• Plays Guitar (Eddie taught him.)

• Is still really close with Robin and the kids but Eddie has become one of his bestfriends as well.

• Drives a red 2002 series 3 BMW

• Wears Abercrombie and Hollister but also wears cute pretty little sweaters

•Wears glasses

• Definitely has a blackberry - His ringtone for you is bad girlfriend by Theory Of A Deadman

• Your contact in his phone is My Dark Angel <3

Reader:

• You work at Hot Topic in startcourt mall but you’re going to school to become an art teacher

• Your favorite bands are Korn and Deftones

• You love horror movies but the Chucky and Scream franchises are your favorite

• You’re a huge nerd. You love lotr, Star Wars, Batman comics etc.

• You play D&D and Eddie let’s you join his collage Hellfire group

• You have a few tattoos and your eyebrow and nose pierced.

• Your ringtone for Steve is A.D.I.D.A.S by Korn

• Steve’s name in your phone is Pretty Boy <3

• You have a little black cat named “Wednesday”

#mariah & dolly’s y2k collab #opposites attract y2k au 💞#steve harrington x reader #Steve Harrington headcanons #steve harrington x fem!reader #steve harrington x goth!reader #y2k Steve Harrington

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hotpinkboots · 1 year

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~𝕽𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕲𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘~

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HELLO THERE, DARLING! My requests are always OPEN! Feel free to spam my inbox as much as you like, there is no limit! I have a wide variety of things for you to request- from popular videogames and action-packed movie trilogies, spooky Tim Burton movies and cult classics, to the most obscure and underrated media, I've got something for everybody! Drop in a few requests, love! Tags: #pinkie speakie (random/related to fanfic/answering anons) #pink's fanfic (fanfiction tag)

Check out my Emoji Anon List! Check out my Discord Server Events! Want to suggest something to me? Here are some guidelines!

Current Requests: 20 (If I don't update the number within a few days of you sending in the request, it was most likely deleted. You can always send in another one if I don't accept!)

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~𝓕𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖘 𝓘 𝓦𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝓦𝖎𝖙𝖍:~

Movies: (Note: I have seen SO many movies, I would hit the Tumblr character limit if I listed them all. There are a lot of movies I'd write with that aren't listed here, so always feel free to ask about unlisted movies!)

•Rocky Horror Picture Show •Shock Treatment •Edward Scissorhands •Corpse Bride •Charlie and the Chocolate Factory •Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(2007) •Beetlejuice (1988) •Nightmare Before Christmas •Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children(2016) •Dark Shadows (2012) •Alice In Wonderland(2010)+ Alice Through The Looking Glass(2016) •Les Miserables (2012) •Great Expectations (2012) •Hocus Pocus •The Lone Ranger (2013) •Maleficent •Oceans 8 •Coraline •The Addams Family (1991) + Addams Family Values (1993) •Halloween(Michael Myers) •Friday The 13th (Jason Voorhees) •The Phantom Of The Opera (2004) •Little Shop Of Horrors (1986) •Labyrinth (1986) •The Lost Boys (1987) •The Princess Bride •Psycho (1960) •Dracula (1931) •Death Becomes Her •Clue

Movie Sagas and Trilogies:

•Star Wars(Originals, prequels, sequels, The Mandalorian. Wil not write animated Star Wars.) •Harry Potter •Pirates Of The Caribbean •Lord Of The Rings

Shows and YouTube Series:

•Steven Universe •Adventure Time •Over The Garden Wall •What We Do In The Shadows •ENA •Don't Hug Me I'm Scared •Salad Fingers

Videogames:

•Undertale •Deltarune •Five Nights At Freddy's •SCP Containment Breach

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I Will Write:

•Yandere •Angst •Fluff •ADHD •Love Triangles (Character A + Character B fighting over the Reader) •Mildly Heated Scenes (but NOT full-on smut) •Random+Obscure Headcanon Ideas •Mixing Fandoms (Example(s): Erik Destler x Reader x Dracula, Mettaton x Nightmare Animatronic!Reader) •Headcanons •Female reader (You may also request gender-neutral, but be aware that all of my writing will be aimed at the ladies.)

etc., feel free to ask questions!

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I Won't Write:

✨Note:✨ I will not write about something I do not have, or something I don't have experience with, for I don't know the topic enough to do so. It's not my place to write with things I have no personal experience with.

•Disabilities (such as autism, deaf/hard of hearing, physical disabilities, ect.) •Trans Reader •Pregnancy •Smut (implied smut is fine) •Male Reader (Only Female/Gender Neutral) •As stated before, no smut, but can be implied. •Incest (Magenta & Riff Raff + Nation & Cosmo are the ONLY EXCEPTIONS. Do NOT ASK for anything beyond them, you will be blocked.) •Homophobia •Racism

etc., feel free to ask questions!

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Rules:

•You must give me details about your request. If there is not enough for me to go off of, then I won't write it. •You may request as many times as you wish, but do not spam one request multiple times. •Do not attempt to pressure me into writing your request. •Do not rush my writing.

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Join my Discord server! We have movie nights, art prompts, places to ramble about your hyperfixations, and a ton of cool people to meet and roleplay with!:

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~Love, PinkBoots

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soclonely · 2 years

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1,000 Follower Milestone Celebration: Through the Seasons with 99

Shout out to literally every single one of you who have supported and hung out on this disaster of a Star Wars blog. I have always loved Star Wars, but being able to come on here and share all of my funny headcanons, stories, the clones as, and love of these characters without judgement (even though some of you jarjar haters came close!) means a lot. The world changed so much in the last few years, and so have I. I wish it had been under better circumstances, but I have been so happy to meet every single one of you. Starting soclonely mid quarantine literally saved my life, as it was a very hard time for me. And I love being able to go through everything with you!

Onto the celebration!

Through The Seasons with 99

I want to take this time to honor my all time favorite Star Wars big brother. Over the month of August, I will be taking requests for 1K word fics of 99 and his brothers through the seasons. Just as we have gone through the years together, I want to give 99 and all of our other beloved characters a bit of fun, whether it be a beach party in the summer or a fun sled ride in the snow!

Rules: Send in a Seasonal prompt number and any other characters you would like in your fic(of course just 99 is fine too! And as always, OCs are welcome!)

Prompt list

Summer

Lemonade Stand

Pool Party

Fireflies

Family BBQ

Sandcastles and Sandals

Starry nights

Sunsets and front porch sittin'

Family Vacation

Concert in the park

Campfire and smores

Seashell hunting

A summer kiss

Wildflowers

Consider the coconut

Summer Fairs

Chalk Art

Mosquito bites and Aloe

Bubbles

Reading in the park

Back to school

Autumn

21. Friday night football games. 22. Bonfires 23. Pumpkin Spice and Everything nice 24. Warm cider and a nice blanket 25. Leafpiles 26. Fall colors 27. Thankful feast 28. Carving jack-o-lanterns 29. Smashing Pumpkins 30. Homemade costumes 31. Spookie night 32. This is halloween! 33. Gourd-geous 34. A black cat crosses your path 35. Witches, warlocks, and werewolves oh my! 36. Is that a ghost?! 37. The first frost 38. To the pumpkin patch! 39. Howling at the moon 40. Hayrides

Winter

41. The first snow 42. Just a warm cup a soup. 43. Curling up by the fire on a cold winter night 44. Holiday baking 45. Fuzzy socks 46. Holiday traditions 47. Wrapping paper shenanigans 48. Holiday market 49. Deck the halls 50. New years resolution. 51. Sledding 52. Lets go ice skating! 53. Hockey game thats too rough 54. Holiday lights 55. Cold 56. Dreams and new beginnings 57. Snow angel 58. Be mine? 59. Celebrating Progress, Recognizing room to grow

Spring

60. Starting the garden! 61. Your lucky day 62. Spring cleaning! 63. Sing little birdie 64. Late night thunder storms 65. Early morning rain 66. Tulips 67. Beautiful butterflies 68. Go fly a kite 69. April Showers 70. May flowers 71. Leaving the nest 72.Watch them bloom 73. A refreshing nap 74. Flower crowns 75. Lets go on a nature walk 76.fairies in the garden 77. Freshly mowed grass 78. Last day of school! 79. Watching the clouds 80. Farmers Market

#1000 followers #through the seasons with 99 #my prompts #star wars #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #all star wars

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sunflowerim · 2 years

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〃Rim's Library〃

social media au/headcanons/one shots masterlist (marauders, bts, larry)

[ click on the underlined names ]

M A R A U D E R S / W O L F S T A R :

one shot -

1st September, 1971

A small headcanon in the honour of the 50th anniversary of the Marauders starting school together.

smau -

IF THE MARAUDERS HAD INSTAGRAM

A mini series (smau) giving a glimpse of what it would be like if the marauders had instagram.

UNDER THE MISTLETOE

Modern day marauders smau where a drunk and possibly jealous Remus keeps moving the mistletoe around so that no one can kiss Sirius at the Christmas party.

LOVER

Modern day wolfstar smau where Remus and Sirius accidentally become famous on twitter because of a drunk encounter and Sirius wants to find Remus again.

song fic -

Your touch brought forth an incandescent glow (tarnished but so grand) [ ivy - taylor swift ]

Wolfstar au where everyone is born with a dark stain on their skin where their soulmate will touch them for the first time and once they do it turns into a million colours. Except, Sirius does not have a soul mark and Remus' soul mark keeps him anxious all the time.

You drew stars around my scars but now I'm bleeding [ cardigan - taylor swift ]

Wolfstar headcanon from Remus' pov taking place after the Battle of the Department Of Mysteries in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

I like shiny things but I'd marry you with paper rings [ paper rings - taylor swift ]

5th year wolfstar au. The one where the tables have turned and Sirius finds himself pining over his best friend.

If the whole world was watching I'd still dance with you [ this town - niall horan ]

Post wizarding war wolfstar au. Having come close to losing everything in the Wizarding war, Sirius reflects on what he wants most in his life and the answer is always clear - Remus.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were still around [ marjorie - taylor swift ]

They were okay. And they were hopeful. Until they were not. Marauders au where the war took away two people Remus held very dear to his heart, leaving him to deal with the aftermath on his own.

You can throw a party full of everyone you know, you can start a family who will always show you love [ matilda - harry styles ]

Marauders au where Sirius hasn't had a "happy" birthday in a long time, but bad times don't last forever, right? Sirius has never had a reason to celebrate birthdays before, but of course, life at Hogwarts came with an additional bunch of idiots who Sirius clearly underestimated.

I was enchanted to meet you [ enchanted - taylor swift ]

Just another day in the wolfstar alternate universe. Just another Taylor song I managed to pull them into. wolfstar au written for @/wolfstarmicrofic 's prompt

I don't wanna say goodbye, 'cause this one means forever [ in the stars - benson boone ]

Journal entries of our resident drama queen, Sirius Black. 12 birthdays. 12 entries. And a great deal of friendship, pining, love and heartbreak. Wolfstar au.

B T S :

Naamkook one tweet au

Taegi one tweet au

Jinkook one tweet au

L A R R Y :

I LOVE YOU 3000!

“Your eyes”

“Excuse me?”

“You asked what my favourite colour is, so yeah. Your eyes”

Or smau where Harry is a famous actor and Louis is a cute journalist who’s trying not to flirt back with the incredibly handsome man he’s interviewing.

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

Short smau where Harry and Louis are regular customers at a cafe and have been stealing glances at each other for quite sometime until Harry decides to do things his way.

Cue Halloween, pranks and missing ingredients.

Your coffee shop au. ☕

HOLIDATE!

Smau where Harry works at Louis’ favourite bakery and has been ditched by his own family right before Christmas. In a moment of bravery Louis invites him over to his family Christmas to solve problems of his own.

DATE GONE WRONG

“What if he got stood up?”

“Or, the date is running late-”

“But what if not?”

Or smau where Harry thinks Louis is his blind date and Louis plays along thinking Harry got stood up but both were wrong.

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lordsisterxotome · 3 years

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𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓓𝓝𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓼𝓯𝔀 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽!

Key - (f) fluff, (a) angst, (c) crack, (s) smut

𝓛𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓽𝓮 𝓭𝓮 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓖𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷 ❃ ❀ ✿

Oneshots:

→ Breathe in Moonlight (s)🔞

↳ prompts: bite, goosebumps, full moon | established relationship | p w/o p

→ Vampire in a Bottle (s)(a)🔞

↳ prompt: cursed object | modern au | pwp

𝓝𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓸𝓷 𝓑𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※

Oneshots:

→ Power Over Me (f)

↳ songfic | plotless romance

→ Clair de Lune (a)(f)

↳ prompt: seeking solace | part of Napoleon Appreciation Week 2019

→ A Normal Life (f)

↳ prompt: simplicity | part of Napoleon Appreciation Week 2019

→ Terrors Long Passed (a)(f)

↳ prompt: gunshot | part of Napoleon Appreciation Week 2019

→ Carpe Puella (f)

↳ prompt: handle with care | part of Napoleon Appreciation Week 2019

→ Peace for Himself (a)(f)

↳ prompt: war and peace | part of Napoleon Appreciation Week 2019

→ Burnt Karaage (s)(f)🔞

↳ prompt: burnt | part of Napoleon Appreciation Week 2019 | p w/o p

→ In Paradisum (f)(a)

↳ prompt: nostalgia | part of Napoleon Appreciation Week 2019 | domestic fluff

→ Let Me Hear (s)🔞

↳ prompt: “those are the moans I love to hear” | p w/o p

→ Insatiable (s)🔞

↳ prompt: “can you feel what you’re doing to me?” | p w/o p

→ Ease (f)

↳ prompts: road trip, camping, stargazing | pure fluff

→ Komorebi (f)

↳ prompts: waterfalls, sunbathing

→ Vanilla-Sweetened (s)🔞

↳ prompt: ice cream | p w/o p

→ Redamancy (s)(f)🔞

↳ prompts: summer festival, fireworks, dancing | p w/o p

→ Another Taste (f)

↳ prompt: dessert / “Is that too sweet for you?” | pure fluff | part of Napoleon Birthday Prompts 2020

→ Reward (f)

↳ prompt: école / “En garde!” | pure fluff | part of Napoleon Birthday Prompts 2020

→ Reason to Wake (f)

↳ prompt: snooze / “I would like something to help me wake up.” | suggestive material | part of Napoleon Birthday Prompts 2020

→ Si Deus Me Relinquit (f)

↳ prompt: letter / “Was that a bit too sappy?” | letter fic | part of Napoleon Birthday Prompts 2020

→ Mine to Dance With (f)

↳ prompt: dance / “I’m not going to step on you this time, you’ll see.” | jealousy | part of Napoleon Birthday Prompts 2020

→ Pride and Joy (f)

↳ prompt: bundle of joy | letter fic | domestic fluff

Headcanons:

→ S/O with selective mutism (Napoleon, Mozart, Leonardo)

𝓦𝓸𝓵𝓯𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓐𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓾𝓼 𝓜𝓸𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓽 ❃ ❀

Oneshots:

→ By Firelight (s)(f)🔞

↳ p w/o p | inspired by an ambience

→ Tipsy Prince (f)

↳ prompts: mulled apple cider, party in the woods | drunken shenanigans

Headcanons:

→ S/O with selective mutism (Napoleon, Mozart, Leonardo)

𝓛𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓸 𝓓𝓪 𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓲 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※ ✤ ✥

Headcanons:

→ S/O with selective mutism (Napoleon, Mozart, Leonardo)

𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓻 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓷 𝓓𝓸𝔂𝓵𝓮 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※ ✤ ✥

Oneshots:

→ Humoresque (f)

↳ song fic | pining

→ Tender Love and Care (f)

↳ prompt: Arthur teaching the MC first aid

→ Childlike (f)

↳ prompt: Halloween | pure fluff

→ Straw to Gold (a)(f)

↳ insecurities / tears | soft fluff

→ Moon and Stars (s)(f)🔞

↳ After your baby girl’s first word leaves you shattered, your darling husband proposes a solution | breeding kink | pwp

Headcanons:

→ S/O with selective mutism (Arthur, Vincent, Isaac)

𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓿𝓪𝓷 𝓖𝓸𝓰𝓱 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※ ✤ ✥ ❖

Oneshots:

→ All Yours (s)(f)🔞

↳ prompt: jealous Vincent | pwp

→ Learning (f)

↳ exploring the ways in which Vincent learns to express his love and care for the MC | light angst | lots of fluff

Headcanons:

→ S/O with selective mutism (Arthur, Vincent, Isaac)

𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓸𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓾𝓼 𝓿𝓪𝓷 𝓖𝓸𝓰𝓱 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※ ✤

Oneshots:

→ In Dreams (a)

↳ prompt: “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone! | serious angst

→ It’ll Always Be You (a)(f)

↳ prompt: “I’ll never give you up.” | angst w/ a happy ending

→ Hot Summer Nights (s)(f)🔞

↳ prompts: fireflies, songs, shooting stars | p w/o p

→ Nothing to Fear (s)(f)🔞

↳ prompt: making love for the first time with a virgin MC | p w/o p

𝓘𝓼𝓪𝓪𝓬 𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓽𝓸𝓷 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※ ✤ ✥ ❖ ❃ ❀

Oneshots:

→ Caramel Love (s)🔞

↳ prompt: caramel apple | p w/o p

Headcanons:

→ S/O with selective mutism (Arthur, Vincent, Isaac)

𝓢𝓮𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓪𝓷 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※ ✤ ✥ ❖ ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※

→ Drabble #1 (f)

↳ Sebastian and the MC gossip while doing the dishes | mentions of unrequited love | domestic fluff

𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓶 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓮 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ※

Oneshots:

→ Possedez Mon Coeur (s)🔞

↳ prompt: “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.” | light angst and fluff | p w/o p

𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼-𝓗𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓲 𝓢𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓸𝓷 ❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾

→ Drabble #1

↳ smut | slight fluff | pw/p

#lordsisterxotome #lordsisterxotome masterlist #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikemen vampire x reader #ikevamp x reader #le comte de saint germain x reader #le comte x reader #ikevamp napoleon bonaparte x reader #ikevamp mozart x reader #ikevamp vincent x reader #ikevamp theo x reader #ikevamp isaac x reader #ikevamp sebastian x reader #ikevamp shakespeare x reader #romance #angst #smut #fluff

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marley kid question!! what kind of movies/tv genres do you think the kids are into?? personally my guesses are - gabi is into action adventure movies, obviously. maybe a bit of a marvel girl. falco will watch them with her, he likes action movies too but his favourite genre is probably romcoms tbh (though he’d never admit it). zofia strikes me a horror movie kinda gal. when it’s her turn to pick the movie during sleepovers everyone knows they’re in a for a ride, but they def enjoy it anyway. udo is definitely a documentary kid. i can see him kicking back with some david attenborough. he’s also into mystery’s, and likes older films. definitely thinks jurassic park and clue are cinematic masterpieces.

ah, another after hours post. you already know i love answering questions about my favorite kiddos!

Gabi

As far as Gabi goes, your right on the dot!!

She loves action and adventure movies

She LOVES LOVES LOVES marvel and i think ive mentioned that in previous headcanons!

She constantly slanders dc movies even though they’re Falco’s personal favorite

Gabi really likes girl power stories, so captain marvel and black widow are some of her favorite movies

However of course spiderman is her all time fav

She even went as spider gwen for halloween one year

However something else she also loves is star wars! the four of them all love star wars!!

They always go to the movies the first day of the new star wars movie showing

And plan sleepovers around when episodes of the shows drop sometimes

However only Gabi and Udo are the only ones that really keep up with the shows

Like the clone wars, the mandalorian (my personal fav) and the book of boba fett

Gabi is horror movie enjoyer, although she’ll never admit most of them scare the absolute hell out of her

Often times at sleepovers she’ll be forced to watch some that Zofia’s brought anyway

She insists she would survive them all and theorizes about how she would with her friends

She won’t watch them alone, but hokier classics are her fav

She especially loves the childs play series

Shes also a pretty avid anime watcher, hunter x hunter is totally her fav

Falco

Honestly Falco has mixed tastes when it comes to pretty much anything

His guilty pleasure is turning on some PBS or BBC channels while he does his homework so he doesn’t pay attention but doesn’t sit in silence

But somehow he always gets distracted when those damn cooking tutorials come on ESPECIALLY Julia Child (if you know you know :))

Which eventually gives him a love of the food network!!

He doesn’t try any of the recipes himself but he does suggest them to his mom

Or convinces Udo to make them

When it comes to serious TV watching, he does love DC comic movies

hes loved batman since he was a kid and won’t let gabi bully him out of it

Although he does tell her that he likes marvel better in hopes that it would score him some points

His other guilty pleasure is definitely romcoms though

He came home one day and his mom was watching one and he got hooked

Hes too scared of Colt catching him watching them alone, so he only watches them with his mom

Christmas hallmark movies are his personal fav

And he has occasionally shed a tear over them

Zofia

Zofia is most certainly a horror fan

She loves all the classics

Nightmare on elm street, Friday the 13th, the Halloween series, Childs play she ways them UP!!

She watches a lot of obscure and older horror movies that not a lot of people have heard of

But she also watches the fucking DISTURBING shit

Like megan is missing, tusk and midsommar

And she’ll watch them alone in the dead of night and sleep just fine

She always says they only scare her in the moment not after shes finished watching them

Only one horror movie has ever actually scared her

It was hereditary, but she got over it really quickly

She watched it with her friends and it scared them all so bad Gabi went home early, Falco threw up and Udo didn’t sleep for four days

Shes always gravitated towards creepier things when she was little, her favorite movie was probably the last unicorn and her favorite show was goosebumps

As for TV shows, she likes true crime

Shows like Tiger King, Forensic Files and cold cases are some of her favorites

And of course law and order

She also likes those cheesy YA shows like riverdale, pretty little liars and tiny pretty things

Its what she normally turns on during the day while shes just snacking or painting

Although shows like that seriously convince her fashion choices

Her absolute guilty pleasure is the twilight series though

She really likes it and all her friends make fun of her so she pretends that she likes it ironically

But in reality she has all the books and the limited edition dvd’s

Udo

Although he prefers reading

Udo really likes fantasy!

Star wars, harry potter, lord of the rings you name it he loves it

When he gets older, game of thrones is his absolute favorite

Thick book sets are on all of his bookshelves and even stacked neatly on the floor when they don’t fit

He likes to read book series then watch their movie/show counterparts

But of course he likes documentaries

Animal planet, national geographic and autobiographical are nice background noise for him while he studies, reads or cooks

He even occasionally even watches conspiracy documentaries

He thinks it keeps him sharp and he learns something new and a new perspective everytime he watches them and values that

But of course he loves 80’s movies

Jaws, the goonies are jurassic park are some of his favorites

80’s horror movies are the only horror movies he can handle

He thinks clue is a cinematic masterpiece and hes totally correct. clue is the greatest movie of all time and no i don’t take criticism.

Its his favorite movie to watch with his mom ever since she showed it to him

His favorite does have to be old mystery movies and shows

Old as in ones that he watched with his grandma when he was little

Agatha Cristie works like Ms Marple and Poirot are his favorites

He saw murder on the orient express when he was little and it was a really big inspiration for him and it really started his love for mysteries.

wowowowowow. is udo’s mom a self insert of myself in these? absolutely. clue has been my favorite movie since i was a teen so seeing it mentioned had me STOKED.

#aot #snk #attack on titan #aot udo #aot zofia #falco grice #gabi braun #shingeki no kyojin #udo bock #snk udo #snk zofia #zofia reitsch #marley kids #ophi after hours.

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Headcanons for being a Party Member

Stranger Kids x reader

warnings:

a/n: 💖💖 these ones were kind bad but i hope you like!

prompt: anonymous: “Hi! Can you make a headcannon for Stranger Things of just being in the party? Sorry if its too vague. Thank you so much for giving us so much free content!!”

you’ve known the boys for a long, long time

your mom was friends with joyce in high school, so you knew will your whole life

he introduced you to mike and soon lucas and dustin had joined the mix

let’s face it, you guys weren’t the most popular, but as long as you had each other it was fine

“at recess do you want to play castle?”

“yes! but we need to make up our characters”

will the wise was born that day, it just stuck

you guys were obsessed with star wars when it came out

“i’d totally be a jedi” -mike

“mike, you’d cry at the sight of any alien creature”

“not true!”

“i think lucas would be a kickass pilot, though”

“i’d get the princess, too” -lucas

dustin ended up playing lightsabers with you, though

you’ve accidentally knocked down tons of stuff in mike’s basement

“cut it out, you guys!”

“soooorryyyyy”

“you are not!”

AV club was just the 5 of you acting afool under adult supervision

mr. clark was still proud of your young minds, though

D&D campaigns, you were the rogue

you were also easily distracted during the game

“anyone want chips, im gonna get some chips”

“no! you can’t leave now!”

“watch me”

playing with mike’s toys while he’s not looking

battling them with lucas, dustin, and will

until mike started protesting

bike rides around town until sunset

SLEEPOVERS

“who the hell is snoring?”

“i think it’s dustin”

“PILLOW FIGHT!!!”

“kids, time to sleep!” -any parent

“let’s watch a scary movie”

“no! i mean—i’m tired” -mike

depending on which house you were staying in, you’d have a great time

will’s brother, jonathan, was always nice to you

nancy...not so much

“hi na—” *door slams* “oh...”

erica always intruded on your sleepovers at lucas’s

“i wanna play! can i play?”

“no, erica, go play somewhere else”

“you’re so mean, lucas”

“bye!”

dustin didn’t have any siblings, but he did have a cat who was pretty nice

“hi mews!”

the night will disappeared was a night you’ll never forget

you were so determined to find him, he had to be around somewhere

you ended up getting in deeper water than you’d originally thought when you met eleven, who apparently had superpowers

“mike!!! you’re mom is gonna kill you for bringing a random girl in the house”

“i know! shhhhh”

she was weird to say the least

and it was pretty scary sneaking around with her

“dude...she has the force”

“shut up!”

after a long week of fighting with your friends and encountering inter dimensional monsters and the government, you realized your life would never be the same

your mom was pretty protective over you for a while

the party had to come to your house instead for the next few months

“sorry guys, she’s just...really upset about the whole thing”

“it’s okay, y/n. we don’t mind”

being each other’s support system

especially when it came to will, he really worried you guys

“today is will’s doctor visit, hope it goes okay...”

spending HOURS in the arcade, struggling to beat other people’s high scores

“i’m gonna do it! i’m gonna get the top score!”

“in your dreams, y/n”

hAlLoWeEn

you knew you weren’t supposed to dress up at school but no one was paying attention to you when you told them

unfortunate.

there was a new girl who mike hated right off the bat

but lucas and dustin wouldn’t stop fighting over

“you two are the worst, you know that?”

trick or treating and dumping your candy later on to trade, the most effective way to get the best halloween

“nougat, disgusting. anybody want it? i’ll give it to you for free”

*dustin and you simultaneously* “ME!”

dustin’s “pet lizard” scaring the hell out of you

“dart makes me...uncomfortable”

max pulling you aside to ask why mike hates her

“uh...he’s a dick? i don’t know”

you and max ended up getting along pretty okay, though

she did complain about mike a LOT though

and when lucas filled her in on the demogorgon/upside-down/eleven situation, EVERYONE was pissed

you guys realized that the upside down stuff was not over and there was an epic teamup with all of you yaaaay

steve harrington adopted you it’s true

eleven came back

that was cool

you gave her a hug bc like duh??? you missed her

steve babysitting you guys and then getting beat up by max’s stepbrother, billy

“can i hit him? i wanna hit him”

“do it!”

doing dumbass shit in the tunnels that ended up working out anyways! yay!

“we’re all gonna die we’re all gonna die oh my god i’m too young to die”

“Y/N STOP”

in the end everything was (mostly) okay but like, that was scarring

summer rolled around and el and mike were dating, max and lucas were dating, and dusting came back from camp and claimed to be dating some girl from faaaar away

“liar”

“i’m not lying!”

steve sneaking you into movies

he also gave you (and only you) free ice cream but only bc he knew you wouldn’t tell anyone else

robin and you talking while you hid in the break room to eat your ice cream

“so...what do you do for fun”

“kill monsters”

“oh...okay”

kinda sick of the party’s shit for a while, so dustin and you were off scheming with the scoops employees

bad ideaaaa!! the russians!! you were almost killed!!

rescue mission for steve and robin

“they’re high as shit”

“nO YOu aRe”

“wonderful, we’re screwed”

losing them fhdhdhsh

“y/n?!”

“what? i’m not a babysitter!”

being chased by russians but also the rest of the party showing up and updating you but also adults finally making an appearance and you wanting to cry because like what the fuck is happening

being chased by the mind flayer

“GUYS IF WE DONT MAKE IT I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I LOVE YOU”

“Y/N. STOP SAYING THINGS THAT MAKE US THINK WE’RE GOING TO DIE”

eek that night sucked

you also almost fell down the hill that cerebro was placed on

and then uhhh hopper died so that was really bad and will ended up moving away with el and everyone was very sad

your mom cried when joyce left :(

you cried way too much

might i add going over to lucas’s to hang out with erica bc now you guys are friends lmaooo

“why are you here, y/n?”

“erica wanted me to come over”

“you two are impossible”

and to end this on a high note, the remaining party members in town were finally working through their differences as you all grew up and knew that it’d be impossible to separate for good

also pizza nights every week (sometimes accompanied by an older teen bc why not)

“if you guys eat all the damn pizza we’re gonna have a problem”

“we can’t help it! we’re growing!”

taglist: @locke-writes // @queenofthehairharrington // @praellee // @bonniesbabybunnie // @lotsoffandomrecs //

#stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things imagine #the party #the party x reader #the party imagine #mike wheeler imagine #will byers imagine #lucas sinclair imagine #dustin henderson imagine #eleven hopper imagine #max mayfield imagine #steve harrington imagine #robin buckley imagine #jonathan byers imagine

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littlenightma · 2 years

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I write and reblog NSFW posts. If you are underage and interact with my blog in any way, you will be blocked.

Do not complain or pressure me to finish an ask/request. I do these on my own time and have no time frame but I do try to get them done in a timely manner.

Have a movie/slasher you want me to watch or write for? Send an ask and I will add it my watch list :)

🔮 Character List

Note - Just because someone is not on my list does not mean I don't or won't write for them. There's just too many to remember.

Michael Myers (Halloween)

Jason Voorhees (Friday the Thirteenth)

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull (Laid to Rest)

The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers)

Chucky/Charles Lee Ray (Childs Play)

Brahms Heelshire (The Boy)

Papa Emeritus I, II, III, and Nihil + Cardinal Copia (The Band Ghost)

Billy Loomis and Stu Macher (Scream)

John Kramer/Jigsaw (Saw)

Erik Destler/The Phantom - (2004, 1990 and 1989 movie versions. If you want a more general Erik reply don’t give a specific movie)

Pinhead Cenobite - (Hellraiser)

Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelson and Anthony Hopkins. Please specify which of them you want)

Pyramid Head (Silent Hill movie + games)

Leatherface - Bubba/Jedidiah and Thomas Hewitt. Please explain which of them you want (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

• Rusty Nail (Joyride movies)

• Eric Newlon/John Carver (Thanksgiving)

• The Other (Hellfest)

The Man (Hush)

V (V for Vendetta)

Candyman/Daniel Robitaille (Candyman)

Grim Reaper (Lore)

The Babadook (The Babadook)

Bagul/Bughuul (Sinister)

Marlow Roderick (30 Days of Night)

Slenderman (Lore)

Billy Lenz (Black Christmas 1974)

Jacob Goodnight (See No Evil)

Eric Shroeder (The Maze)

Jack Riley (Basement Jack)

Lockhardt (Left for Dead)

Blade (Puppet Master)

The Joker (The Dark Knight)

Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane (Batman Begins/The Dark Knight Rises)

Bane (The Dark Knight Rises)

Beetlejuice (move version)

Djinn (Wishmaster)

Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Voldemort, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Fenrir Greyback, Barty Crouch Jr., and Antonin Dolohov (Harry Potter)

The Devil/Man in Black (End of Days)

The Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow)

The Boogeyman (General)

Venom - (Venom)

Art the Clown (All Hallows' Eve/Terrifier)

Pennywise the Clown (original + remake)

All Twilight Characters

Tywin Lannister & Jorah Mormont (Game of Thrones)

🔮 Who I Won’t Write

Actual killers. I am not one of those blogs that fetishizes murderers like Ted Bundy or Richard Ramírez. While they are interesting from a psychological perspective, I do not and will not romanticize them.

🔮 What I Will Write

Headcanons - Maximum 3 characters

One-Shots - SFW and NSFW - Maximum 1 Character

Aesthetic/Moodboards - Maximum 1 character

Consensual Non-consent

General Discussions. I love talking about slashers, serial killers and anything to do with the horror genre in general :)

🔮 What I Won’t Write

Multi-Chaptered Fictions

Anything that makes me too uncomfortable or overwhelmed. Too many topics, too descriptive, or if I believe I won’t be up to par for what you've asked for then I will politely deny your request.

Pedophilia

Scat/Watersports

Rape

Incest

🔮 Current To-Watch List

Phantasm

#littlenightma #request information #blog rules

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somemultifandommess · 4 years

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Dating Trobed Headcanons

Because I'm bored and felt like it. In no particular order. Feel free to add yours!

- Abed gets a crush on Troy really early. At first it's just like,, a regular crush because Troy's cute and pretty nice.

- It becomes way bigger ("shit, i'm in love with him" level) after the somewhere out there duet.

- Troy gets a crush on Abed a bit later, during the first Halloween party (during the end tag scene, when he says "it's nice to know other people think about this stuff")

- When they first started dating, they decided they'd sleep in the top bunk of the bunk bed. They fell the first night and Troy broke his arm, so they sleep in the bottom bunk, now. They still fall.

- They love giving eachother really traditional romantic gifts along with other real gifts. Like, red roses & special edition star wars DVD. At first, it was ironic, but it became kind of a tradition.

- They still ask Annie to move in with them. They say it's because it can get lonely just the two of them in there. They lied. They just couldn't afford the rent without a roommate.

- Annie, speaking of which, is highly invested in the relationship. They have cute "relationshipey" moments every once in a while and when Annie witnesses them she always says "Aww". Abed always reacts by saying "Oh, the audience loved it" and then Troy and Abed high-five.

- Speaking of the study group members

- Shirley hesitates at first, when she hears about the two dating. But she sees how happy they are and realizes they're already sinning a lot anyway, so it's fine.

- Britta is supportive. Slightly too supportive. She's really excited about her friends being gay, asks to hang out with them more, and pretends to be interested in the things they liked even tho she doesn't like them. She tones it down after they point it out, and becomes more normal about it.

- Jeff, on the other hand, acts very normal about it. Which means he pretends to be disinterested but secretly finding them cute.

- I don't know what a "Pierce Hawthorne" is. Never heard of that.

- You know that story of the two girls who planned to propose on the same day and ended up proposing to eachother? That's how I'm imagining Troy and Abed getting engaged

- Here's exactly how I imagine it goes down, actually :

- It's late on a random night, and Abed's brushing his teeth as Troy heads to bed. Troy sees him and just thinks "shit. I can't wait."

- He goes to his room, takes the ring then goes back to the bathroom. He says "Abed", who turns around, his mouth full of toothpaste, "Will you marry me?".

- Abed stares in shock for a full minute. Spits out the toothpaste, holds up a finger and then leaves.

- Troy is left on the bathroom floor PANICKED. But he doesn't know what to do so he just stays there, on one knee.

- Abed comes back, pauses, then kneels in front of him. He takes out a ring and says "Only if you marry me first".

- Annie is Troy's best woman. Jeff is Abed's best man.

- OH, and Jeff cries at his toast and NEVER admits it. It doesn't stop the rest of the group from teasing him about it.

I think that's all for now.

This is really random and poorly formatted, but it's fine. Hope you like it.

Again, feel free to add your own random headcanons, because I'm bored and there isn't enough Trobed content out there (will there ever be?).

#abed nadir #community #community nbc #troy barnes #trobed #troy x abed #nbc community #annie edison #Jeff winger #Britta perry #Shirley benett

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ethanray · 2 years

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I posted 1,079 times in 2021

13 posts created (1%)

1066 posts reblogged (99%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 82.0 posts.

I added 1,881 tags in 2021

#star wars - 697 posts

#fan art - 505 posts

#obi wan kenobi - 193 posts

#ahsoka tano - 123 posts

#anakin skywalker - 99 posts

#the jedi order - 74 posts

#cats - 71 posts

#qui gon jinn - 50 posts

#leia organa - 35 posts

#luke skywalker - 34 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#at least that's when it got cold last year when i walked everywhere and therefore paid more attention to the weather than in previous years

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Obi-Wan Appreciation Month Day 8 - First memory of Obi-Wan (maybe)

My first memory of Obi-Wan Kenobi is of my kindergarten teacher reading to us about the battle between him and General Grievous. This memory is clear enough that when I first saw “A New Hope” a couple years later, I recognized the name Obi-Wan from that story. However, there are a couple things about that memory that make me wonder if it really happened. First, I was in kindergarten in 2002-2003, which was before General Grievous’ first appearance in 2004 and well before the release of ROTS. Second, my kindergarten teacher was a fundamentalist Christian who taught us that the Earth was 5000 years old and that Halloween was the Devil’s holiday. The story I remember her reading here is not the type of thing she would normally have read us. While this event may not have occurred exactly as I remember it, I am certain I heard about Obi-Wan Kenobi before I watched my first Star Wars movie.

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#4

I've recently realized that all my favorite pieces of Star Wars media include either Jedi Masters and their Padawans working together or teenage girls taking matters into their own hands and making life difficult for any adults trying to protect them.

23 notes • Posted 2021-10-26 18:48:02 GMT

#3

I'm rewatching The Phantom Menace and it's wild to me that people think Qui-Gon is some sort of model Jedi that the other Jedi should have been more like. Like, imagine if every single Jedi acted like him. They would all think they were the only one to know the true will of the force and would never agree on anything. No one would want to ask for Jedi help with anything because they know the Jedi would try to take control of the situation and may try to mind trick them if there's a disagreement. The entire Senate would probably be so annoyed with having to deal with them that they'd vote to kick the Jedi out of the Republic.

28 notes • Posted 2021-11-15 03:40:55 GMT

#2

Headcanon that it took Ahsoka quite a while to understand what she needed money for after leaving the Jedi Order because wherever she went, sapphic teenagers kept giving her everything she needed for free

58 notes • Posted 2021-06-26 01:41:42 GMT

#1

Ah yes the Jedi Order had many flaws, including (checks notes)

Taking children willingly given up by their parents and raising those children in a supportive, caring environment with other people who have similar abilities

Having control over their emotions

Not approving of people committing mass murder in the name of "love"

Being unable to end slavery in a region of the galaxy where they had no political power to do so

Not giving someone a rank that person had not earned just because the Chancellor asked them to

Fighting in a war when refusing to fight would have caused many more people around the galaxy to suffer

Not being omniscient and realizing that the entire war was part of a decades-long plot by the Sith to destroy them

Having rules and expecting members of the Order to follow those rules

As you can see from this list, the Jedi were all terrible people and brought about their own destruction

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knightotoc · 3 years

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Anakin Blogging:

What’s the right order to watch the SW movies? KnightOTOC Ranks the SW Movies Why Ahsoka’s S7 Lightsabers are Blue ”I cannot interfere” Sometimes I draw Buzz Lightyear Luke Father-son or brothers? My favorite part of Wookieepedia the Skywalker name Content between TPM and AotC Helmet: A Star Wars Story Rey Anakin parallel Fresh Salted Hunk from the Deli Devil’s Contract AU An Explanation Are gifs libel or slander? Higher Ground Blogging Lars Quell Name Game Anakin’s Ghost Bum Out Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) Mind-Blowing Organizational Tool The Reaction You Requested Brad Pitt Cameo Can’t Explain, I think it’s Love My 3 Fave Characters Ever Worth its Weight in Gold Dark Middle Chapters My Curse It’s outrageous, it’s unfair Facts and Opinions Would these items work instead? Space Cowboys Diegetic Opera Lady Minnesota Update High-Maintenance Boyfriends Ranked + Part 2 Reconnaissance! This Guy + Part 2 Mirror Universe Karen Do Ben-Hur Again! Young, Dumb, and Full of Midichlorians Happy Birthday! + Part 2 My Ani Cosplay Best Title Crawl in Star Wars Low Poly Ani Hayden Voice + Hayden and Natalie Voices

Love That Maul:

I’m not a Sith Maul’s will Jedi Maul AU + Part 2 Impress the Bridgers “I was hoping for Kenobi” Poor Evil Gay Men "There IS no ‘US!’” Memes for the Old Master Awkward Zelda is the Boy 🙏Manifesting🙏

Other Prequels Stuff:

You’re reckless, little one (Except Shmi) “That’s...why I’m here.” Padme 🤝 Destiel Sith Obi-Wan AU Yikes High Republic Thoughts Pink and Blue Wat Tambor Theory I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. Korkie! Actually I Want at Least 20 Prequels Discourse by Layer Rush Clovis Sideblog? My Evil Wife Ahsoka, Artorias, and Gerard Way Wait...We’re All Handmaidens!

I care about the Knights of Ren:

Illustrated Knights of Ren Headcanons The Baddest Boys of TRoS are Friends another Knight of Ren theory (with evidence) Avril of Ren Evil Monkey: Origins Poor Old TRoS Let’s split up, gang, and search for clues! vs Hux

Gay/Emo Shit About Han Solo

Solo is Sad, Too Solo 2 Solo Fandom the FOUNDATIONAL Rare Pair Han Feelings Chewie Feelings

Thinking about Mando:

Gallery review The Rise and Fall of Baby Yoda Coming at You from 2002 The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Target Audience Mwahahahahaha + Meme + Part 2 Always Read the Comments Madeline just said “pooh pooh!” Warrior Gentleman Ouch, right in the niche! Yes he means ALL Mandalorians Put That Thing Back Where it Came From

Other Disney Star Wars Stuff:

Hierarchy of Needs + Part 2 Finnrey White Feminism Rogue Won LASaT Seriously Though, Where’s Ezra? Always Read the Comments, Bot Edition Cussin’ Anime Predictions My TFA Joke Revenge of the Jedi Promises, Promises

Gamer KnightOTOC:

Old Republic Wars Timeline Worth Fuckin Zeffo OTP YTTD = KotOR 2 Imaginary Sadness of Imaginary World + Part 2 Branching Paths Less Famous Sherlock Holmeses Hot Takes from my Kitten

Other Star Wars Stuff:

Last Thoughts Masterlist SW cartoons as meals I will never read this again My strongest Star Wars opinion Special Force Abilities Trek AU Top 11′s Balosar blogging Star Wars Writing Women Don’t bet against the house 20 Hot Takes Girls and Siths Vibing with Russ + Part 2 + Part 3 Powerpoint I’ve read approx. 10000 comics about this MY GIRL + AGAIN! + MY SON Ghostwritten by Cham Syndulla Mom Protagonists Dooku makes no damn sense...Compels me, though + Another List Starring Dooku A Daily Occurance + Part 2 + Part 3 Nostalgia and Ending a Franchise + Some Girls Planet Misandry Krayt’s Eye Color Continuity Small Companions Crossover #1 + Crossover #2

Catawampus from Star Wars:

Favorites Writing + Part 2 + Part 3 Senseless Violence MY ARM!!! Goodbye, Sheev Mashups for the faves Your SW Cameo Name Ahsoka’s suitors Ahsoka Fanart! My Mantra / My Better Mantra Fictionsonas SW Haters vs Trek Haters Darth Maul Prints They really are pretty useless Evolving Tastes The Gay Agenda Holorcon Boss Nass Kitty Balance in the Force KnightOTOC’s Official DNI There’s some good in...that! Ponchos: A Star Wars Story Fan edit of Maul vs Ahsoka Zabrak Padme Darth Hanna-Barbera It’s good, I like it Man After Midnight Snips protecting Skyguy Halloween cover of Battle of Heroes Come to the Dark Side... The Youngliest Youngling of Them All Hello, Sheev the OoOoOoOoOne! this looks better on mobile EU joke attempt (rough draft) Luke x Lando song! “Legacy Characters” Vivid Dream + Another One “Bill it to the Republic!” Maul and Ezra But They’re Cats Anakin vs Lancelot at Being Problematic Ongoing Poll grumble grumble Quinlan feelings Uncle Oni Blogging Part 1 - Part 2 Christmas OT3 How to Make ANY Sci-fi Good Subtweet How I’m Feeling So Intellectual Give in to your cringe! Prepositions Stretched Past their Limit Panicking Skywalker It’s called “art,” Kolara + Part 2 It’s no Seagulls, but still good My Favorite Trope + More Trope Stuff Underrated Joke imo My Demands! Spoonerism Wifeless Wife Guys 3 Guesses

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did-he-just-hiss-at-me · 4 years

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y'all want some analodukeceit headcanons? these have been sitting in my drafts for ages

they're always doing something chaotic. you can never predict what's next

logan, virgil and deceit take turns being the sensible one when it comes to their chaotic shenanigans

Deceit: GUYS YOU CANT JUST INFILTRATE AREA 51! You. will. die!

Logan, Virgil & Remus: But... Aliens...

Deceit: No.

Logan, Virgil & Remus: =(

or:

Virgil: Guys no- You can't just break into the museum- G U Y S-

Remus: YOU CANT STOP ME FROM SEEING THE OCTOPUSES VIRGIL

Logan: Sorry starlight, the space exhibit is calling me.

Deceit: I am not missing a chance to see the reptiles. They need to know who's in charge here.

Virgil: G U Y S!!!!

or even:

Logan: ...Where are you guys going...?

Remus: To pull the biggest prank ever >:]

Logan: Wait no don't forget what happened last time-

Virgil: You can't stop the war, Logan!

Logan: NO- Deceit back me up here, you know this is a bad idea as much as I do!

Deceit, with arms full of silly string cans: Yeah, I sure do.

remus is of course, the root of those shenanigans to begin with

virgil has a specialized music playlist filled with songs that remind him of his wonderful bfs

rule number one of gift giving: never ever throw out anything remus gives you or you are dead

logan never ever forgets anything that can be considered an important day(name reveal days, series introduction days, other memorable stuff) and will give his bfs small but thoughtful gifts on those days

since deceit is an absolute flirt in canon he has that one nickname for each of his bfs that turns them into a blushy mess

but despite that, logan is the one who is best at making the others blush, he's rlly good at pickup lines

virgil is actually pretty athletic and will pick up one of his bfs and run when they are in danger

you know that one vine??? y'know, the:

Remus: *growling like a rabid dog*

Stranger: *SCREECH* GET YOUR FREAKING DOG!

Logan/Deceit/Virgil, nonchalantly: He don't(doesn't) bite.

Stranger: YES HE D O !

yeah

Logan will absolutely destroy whoever is mean to his bfs

that is to say, verbally. nerd only has brain strength, not muscle strength (sorry logan)

but, whenever Logan just feels So Done(tm) he'll Release The Beast(aka Remus) via pulling out a vocab card that says Vibe Check

every once in a while The Boys will convince Logan to let them do his makeup

it's always a disaster, makeup everywhere cuz they fight over what they should do for lo's makeup

they're all touch starved

they also know when to not cross each other's boundaries

none of the boys can bake; they're all banned from baking

why? well last time Deceit and Remus blew up the kitchen trying to make a lava cake Remus totally didn't misunderstand what a lava cake was

and the time before that, somebody(not snitching) got a pineapple upside down cake stuck to the ceiling

and by stuck, i mean it was up there for a month before it finally broke off of their ceiling on its own

supervillain analodemus. supervillain analodemus. supervillain analodemus. supervillain analo-

Remus & Virgil speak in cryptic memes to each other, to Logan's bewilderment

Deceit knows. He doesn't participate in their memes. But Logan's confusion is priceless so he stays quiet

the moment it becomes oct 1st their entire home is filled with halloween decorations. it's an unspoken challenge to see who can decorate the house first

guess who wins

we all agree they would have the best debates right

logan has a bunch of secret journals dedicated to his love for his bfs. you can't find them no matter what you try.

logan also has some galaxy slime in his bfs colors that he plays around with as a stress reliever

oh and speaking of galaxies, remus painted an accurate star map on logan's ceiling and he absolutely loves it

deceit has a bunch of snakes and he just becomes soft when taking care of them

all of them are short. f i g h t m e

keep remus away from sugar at all costs, if they do let him near sugar they better watch him cuz he's a hyperboi

deceit doesn't speak in lies when it's just them and it warms their hearts a bit cuz he's putting his trust in them

by taking off his hoodie, Virgil has the power to knockout his bfs using pure Gay Energy cuz he's actually pretty skinny >_> what else do you expect from the strong boi

if y'all want more i can give you more just hmu

#logan #virgil #remus #deceit #logan sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #deceit sanders #sanders sides #analodukeceit #analodemus #kacey's original posts

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jeremystronggf · 4 years

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hi mia!!! can u give us some headcanons about Steve’s favorite movies/his movie taste in general? modern au too! love u!

han ily!!

okay so steve’s movie taste...right off the bat i think he looks for movies that are fun and enjoyable to watch! something engaging that he can enjoy with his friends because steve doesn’t seem the type to watch three hour long movies alone. so what i’m saying is. steve would rather fight ten demodogs then watch the irishman <3

i think to start we should look at what he is actually shown to like in canon so-

- risky business (1983). this came out in late august of 1983, so it was likely that he went to go see this with either nancy or tommy-and-carol. he sings old time rock and roll, gets raybans like joel and he and nancy dress up as joel and lana for halloween! so i think it’s safe to say he and nancy liked this movie! nancy had/has a bit of a crush on tom cruise (“your lover boy from risky business”) so steve probably obsessed over any movie w tom cruise bc of nancy and it seems like risky business was more of a steve-and-nancy thing rather than a steve thing! i think he has a soft spot for the movie bc it reminds him of nancy, but he probably hasn’t watched it since he and nancy broke up :-(

- the next time steve talks about movies is in s3 when keith asks him his top 3, steve’s under a lot of pressure and ends up saying animal house, back to the future and star wars. granted, the questions unexpected so i dont think steve had any time to think so his answers probably aren’t his genuine top 3, but still.

- the first movie he thinks of and the only one he remembers the name of is animal house which came out in 1978 when steve would of been about 12 years old. so i’m thinkin 12 year old steve and tommy h were probably in awe of this movie about a frat house and it stuck w steve ever since jhbksbk.

- from what we can gather from steve’s canon movie taste he likes raunchy comedies, things that are loud and easy to follow <3 but i also think he has a pattern of watching movies that the people he loves love <3

- so for example back to risky business, he knows nancy likes tom cruise so he suggests watching all the right moves which is something he thinks nancy would like. and the same with dustin, dustin likes star wars so steve watches it <3 it’s likely dustin made steve come over for a star wars marathon and steve fell asleep thirty minutes in, the only thing he remembers being the ewoks and harrison ford.

- and i like to think it’s the same with robin, he picks up the apartment, the hidden fortress and children of paradise and takes them back home to watch alone because he wants to see what robin sees. he wants to understand where robin is coming from and he wants to know her. so he watches them and maybe he can’t follow some of the plot. maybe he can’t make sense of the overall message of the movie or the characters motives. but he feels like he understands robin a bit better and her teary eyed smile, when he tells her in the morning at work, makes it worth it <3

- although robin has a more obscure, slightly pretentious taste in film. i also think she and steve like watching fun, campy movies together too! robin’s a theatre/band nerd so she probably ropes steve into watching musicals w her. i think they both go crazy go stupid over footloose and sing all the songs together <3

- i think steve watched fbdo with the kids and liked it! but he also got a sad, quiet feeling in his chest that he couldn’t decipher

- he watched the breakfast club when it came out, instantly saw himself in andrew, but he thought allison was more like jonathan then nancy. he decided to revist that thought later <3 he’s a slut for the indiana jones franchise and it just makes him fall deeper in love w harrison ford!

- i feel steve doesn’t have a very defined taste in movies, he mostly just watches whatever’s playing in theatres or whatever is a top seller at family video! steve, unlike robin and jonathan, doesn’t really have a very distinct taste in movies because he doesn’t really know what he likes! he knows what tommy used to like, what nancy liked, what robin likes, what jonathan (when they become friends!!) likes and what the kids like. and he likes all these movies too but steve doesn’t really know himself and since he had to basically reinvent himself, he hasn’t had a chance to find out who he is. let alone what his taste in film is...

- but robin helps him <3 steve and robin have movie nights nearly all the time and sometimes the party or jonathan and nancy (when they all become better friends) join in :-)

- as for modern au. steve probably watches or watched marvel movies (w tommy) </3, he probably watches romcoms when he’s alone (10 things i hate about you, you’ve got mail, notting hill, clueless, 13 going on to 30 etc) and i think he’s just loves romance movies a lot <3. he’s a slut for period romances (pride and prejudice, emma, sense and sensibility etc) and so is robin!

- i think steve and robin are okay w horror movies, like they have fun watching them and just make fun of all the characters! they both love romance! steve probably likes action bc there’s so much happening on screen but i think steve probably would say he likes comedy the most if you asked him :-)

- robin and jonathan probably would take him to see oscar nominated films and he’s probably been to a film festival or two but only bc robin/jonathan wanted to go. the whole time he asked when ‘barbie fairy princess mariposa’ was gonna play <3

- brings me to the absolute Fact that is. steve loves barbie movies, he goes insane for them <3 he used to watch them all the time when he was a kid until his d*d caught him watching one time and freaked out. banned him from watching, told him to go out and play some sports instead. so </3

- steve and robin went to go see cats (2019) while stoned out of their mind and it was one of their best experiences together.

- he ends up watching a LOT of movies in canon and also modern au bc of the video store and bc robin is a absolute film nerd <3 his favourites change all the time but he LOVES watching his friends fave films bc he feels like he’s getting to know them better when doing so <3

steve just loves people. and likes doing things to get to know them, or to feel closer to them <3 if you casually mentioned your fave movie to him he would probably go home and watch it :-) i think i’ve gone on like seven different tangents but yeah! steve’s only requirements for watching a movie is that it has to be fun, sexy and/or cool. if it is not at least one of them, steve doesn’t give a shit. he’s in it for the sexy. that’s it <3

#steve harrington #asks #nxncywheeler #this is so fucking long omg. msnsnvhjbv i talk to much evidently <3 #i don’t think this answered ur question so sorry babey <3 kndkxnbdb #my posts

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fishiegil · 4 years

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Are you ready to be on complete and total lockdown with a bunch of volleyballs-for-brains boys? I AM! Happy Halloween, from the Karasuno babes and I to you! 🧡🧡🧡🧡 -♓︎

Various!Haikyu!!CharactersXReader: Halloween Special! (Headcanons)

🎃 For this year’s Halloween, you are an unofficial Karasuno cheerleader! You try to convince the other girls to wear your fake cheer uniform, but they are buzzkills!!

🎃 Shoyo takes Natsu trick-or-treating, because he’s the best big brother, and you run into them as Shoyo is walking Natsu back home. He opts to walk with you the rest of the way to the school, but not before Natsu chucks her ballerina tutu in his face, insisting that he hold onto it for her. Did you see the size of that candy bag she was holding? The girl has priorities.

🎃 Hisashi scares the two of you on your way into the gymnasium, because he’s a little shit.

🎃 You start a dance party, pulling Tobes into the fray.

🎃 Coach Ukai sings karaoke with you guys! It’s adorable!! (At least, you think so.)

🎃 Everyone shares their candy because they’re equally sweet.

🎃 Mr. Takeda brings a donkey piñata, because isn’t it for candy and parties? We love you, Mister Takeda, bless you.

🎃 Hinata the Piñata. (Yes, Tobio’s aiming to hit him on purpose.)

🎃 You steal Kei’s glasses because you’re annoying. :)

🎃 You tell Tadashi that he looks very handsome in his costume.

🎃 “Hinata! You’re so short, you could’ve pulled off a Little Red Riding Hood costume.”

🎃 “TSUKISHIMA, I’M LITERALLY GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE KNEES.”

🎃 You’re low-key crushin’ on Coach (EXPOSED, HARD-CORE), because, who isn’t? Everyone’s jealous, by the way. :)))

🎃 PLAYING TELEPHONE WITH THESE PEOPLE IS SO AWFUL, MY LORD. EVERYONE IS DEAF AND SHOYO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WHISPER.

🎃 Koshi gets pretty violent during pillow wars, but to be fair, you totally started it.

🎃 Chikara is a dear and lends you his sweater, since you only had room in your arms for your sleeping bag and the party snacks.

🎃 Daichi is a stick in the mud until he tells a scary story, and honestly, it’s pretty lame... but you all get spooked, anyway.

🎃 On your way to the restroom in the dead of night, you see a ghost, you think. It’s actually Yu, but you don’t need to know that. All you know is that him in the dark with his hair down is freaky as FUCK.

🎃 “DON’T EAT ME, EAT SHOYO INSTEAD. HE PROBABLY TASTES LIKE CANDY CORN.”

🎃 Asahi is the shyest of baby birds around you in the school’s gym storage room. How did you even get stuck in there together? Who knows.~

🎃 Ryunosuke is your savior, unlocking the useless door from the other side, and ultimately finding you and Asahi in there... alone... together. Thus, Ryu is an unrelenting pervert about it for the rest of the night. You dug your own grave, little cheerleader.

🎃 WHO LET COACH UKAI SNEAK DRINKS IN HERE. HIS AND MISTER TAKEDA’S TIPSY ASSES STARTED KARAOKE AGAIN AT TWO IN THE MORNING.

🎃 SCREAMING. THERE’S SCREAMING HAPPENING EVERYWHERE.

🎃 Shoyo embraces his pumpkin-headed-ness by getting his noggin stuck in a Jack-o’-lantern, somehow.

🎃 You accidentally scare him after the fact, so he runs up a tree, pumpkin lantern on his head and all, and won’t come down, somebody please do something.

🎃 Asahi is too shy to look in your direction now.

🎃 You all have tummy-aches in the morning, but for completely different reasons.

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Extra: Halloween-themed Truth or Dare! (Headcanons)

🍭 Noya goes first, because he’s the star!

🍬 “Okay, Asahi. Why don't you shave?! If your facial hair scares people away or makes people think you're old, why don't you just get rid of it?”

🍬 “E-Eh?! But I think it looks cool...”

🍭 Asahi sulks through his turn, with your consoling hand on his shoulder.

🍬 “Uhh... Kageyama. I dare you to do a death scene with f/n.”

🍬 “Okay, give us a few minutes to talk about this...”

🍬 You pull Tobio to your side, whispering a couple of choice words in his ear. When you’re done, he proceeds to lie on his back, straight as a board, in the middle of the chaos circle, and you throw your arms up with exaggerated flair. (Read this next part in Blubbering Whale.)

🍬 “WHERE WERE YOU, TOBIO, WHEN I NEEDED YOU? WHEN I NEEDED YOU TO PUT ME ON YOUR WILL, SO I COULD RUN AWAY WITH YOUR MONEY? YOU WERE BUSY GETTING HIT BY THAT SEMI-TRUCK, THAT’S WHERE.”

🍬 YOUR LAUGHTER KEEPS CUTTING YOU OFF, THOUGH. IT’S SO HARD TO FOCUS BECAUSE TOBIO’S LOOKING AT YOU LIKE: ಠ_ಠ …

🍬 “TOBIO, CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.”

🍬 IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO, TOBIO, YOU FOOL.

🍬 In the end, your performance doesn’t have the despairing effect you want on your audience. You just can’t stop laughing because of the way Tobes is staring up at you.

🍭 Kageyama figures he might as well ask you, since you did his dare with him.

🍬 “What's the dumbest fear you have?”

🍬 You don’t even miss a beat. “Automatic toilets.”

🍭 You really start the party with your turn.

🍬 “SHO. I DARE YOU TO DANCE LIKE A BALLERINA.”

🍬 “B-But I-”

🍬 “AND PUT ON NATSU'S COSTUME.”

🍭 Hinata honestly does not know how to play this game, so he gives his turn to Daichi.

🍬 “Ask one of the girls out to a chick flick, Kinoshita.”

🍬 “Heyyyy, Kiyoko. Wanna go to a chick flick with me?”

🍬 “No.”

🍬 “Aw!”

🍭 Kinoshita, the little shit, he goes straight for your throat.

🍬 “Tell your crush that you love him. If he's not in this room, you can use my cell phone.”

🍬 “But I don't have a crush..”

🍬 “Then call Donald MgRonald and tell him you love him, then hang up.”

🍭 You and Noya are the disaster duo.

🍬 “Okay, Noya! I dare you to stuff volleyballs in your shirt, then run up to Mister Takeda and yell that you're preggers.”

🍬 “HEY, MISTER TAKEDA! I'M PREGGERS!!!”

🍬 “Eh?! UWAAAAAH!!!”

🍭 Yachi doesn't get enough action, but when she does, it sucks for her.

🍬 “Have you had your first kiss? And if so, please share the story.”

🍬 “To be honest... my first kiss was like, in second grade...”

🍭 When Yachi addresses Yamaguchi, he gets blushy.

🍬 “If the building was burning, and you could only save three people out of everyone in here, who would they be and why?”

🍬 “All of the girls, probably. Except for f/n, she's a nasty little gremlin.” Wow, how nice of you, Yams.

🍭 Yamaguchi knows Tsukki doesn't want to participate, but you force him to anyway.

🍬 “What's the funniest mistake you've made without your glasses on?”

🍬 “... I've mistaken small children for garbage cans and thrown trash at them.”

🍭 Tsukki is relentless in his Truth or Dare, and he's having fun with it, but don't tell anybody.

🍬 “Show us the most embarrassing picture of you, Tanaka.”

🍬 “Uh...”

🍭 Tanaka's is the least surprising.

🍬 “Kiyoko, are you sure you don't have this huuuuuuuge crush on me?”

🍬 “I’m sure.”

🍭 Kiyoko actually has NO CHILL.

🍬 “Sugawara. I dare you to address (f/n) as your wife for the rest of the night.”

🍬 “W-WHAT?! Why?!”

🍬 “Because it's a dare.”

🍬 “Don't worry, my dear husband, it's only for the night!”

🍬 “Y-You don't have to do the dare too!! Please wait to marry me!!!” Rest In Peace, Suga.

🍭 Suga knows you'll pick dare, so he doesn't pass up this chance to tease you also.

🍬 “Open a Reese's using only your mouth. No hands or feet.”

🍬 Tsukki makes a dog joke and you chuck that Reese's, with your mouth, directly at his face.

🍭 You hit up Daichi once more.

🍬 “Who is the sexiest person in this room, and you'd better say me.”

🍬 He says Suga just to piss you off, then you reply to him with: “STOP HITTING ON MY HUSBAND!!” Rest In Peace, Suga, part two.

🍭 Daichi can see Hinata bouncing in his seat in wait, so he's one of the final picks of the night. Daichi has saved the worst best dare for last.

🍬 “Hinata, I dare you to switch costumes with one of the girls.”

🍬 Everyone forces it to be you, so they can make fun of him.

🍭 Kags laughs the hardest, so Hinata aims to kill with his next move.

🍬 “PUT THREE OPEN POPSICLES DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT!”

🍬 “I DIDN’T EVEN PICK DARE, YOU DUMBASS!!”

🍬 “HURRY UP AND DO IT!!!”

🍬 Kageyama refuses to cooperate, so Hinata ends up doing it for him. He has chosen death.

🍬 The altercation that follows is a violent one, and is unsurprisingly the cause of you having to cut the game short. It was fun while it lasted.

#haikyu!!#haikyu!! fanfiction #haikyu!! x reader #haikyu!! headcanon #various #various fanfiction #various x reader #various headcanon

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