Sometimes I watch a movie and I'm like "oh, Abed Nadir would LOVE this" and sometimes I watch a movie and I'm like "oh, Abed Nadir would hate this" and sometimes I watch a movie and I'm like "oh, Abed Nadir would think this is terrible, but he would watch it with others and they'll all make fun of it together"

I mean though what is Hickey's problem with the cups and blankets? Look at Troy. Look at him. He deserves all the cups and blankets he wants even when he hasn't been attacked by the ACB! Abed was just being a good boyfriend. What's the matter Hickey I thought you liked your gay son don't you want more gay sons? You could've had more gay sons if you would be a nice person for like five minutes.

I think Jeff Winger is bi but has a preference for women. He also will live his whole life believing he's a heterosexual man. He won't ever have an actual relationship with a man, he'll just have some thoughts about some celebrities and hot strangers.

I don't see this man realizing he's bi. Like, I don't think he'd have that much of a problem accepting it, he'd just be completely unable of realizing it in the first place.

IT'S CALLED CHEMISTRY

I HAVE IT

WITH EVERYBODY.

Why are you guys joining the britta hate club? She's nicer than half of you.🙄

Some of you at this school would benefit from the help of Jesus 🎵🎵💕🙏🏾✝️ and that's putting it lightlyyyy

minecraft abed be like: coal. coal coal coal.

this is me except instead of being addicted to pain medication for a trampoline accident it's laying in bed on my phone

Guys PLEASE stop asking gay couples who’s in the dreamatorium running the simulations and who invents dance pants in 2019 he’s supposed to discover it on his own

*watching 30 year old movie* ah yes, like that community episode

alright lads who wants to join the love britta club

i can’t explain a thing to you, i wouldn’t know where to start

Fascinated by when Jeff describes Britta as "pro-anti". Like that's just two prefixes shoved together with no base! Would be utterly bizarre and paradoxical without context, but we know exactly what he means in reference to Britta! The eternal wonders of morphology!

"jeffbritta" "jeff*nnie" "jeffabed"

how about some jeffamy. i think i'm the only person who deserves that horrendous of a man