The Stanley Parable (2013)

It's so nice to get a reminder in 2023 that Bill Cipher was/is THE villain of all time. He's the worst thing that ever happened to a random town in Oregon. He's a triangle. His backstory is basically the novel "Flatland" from 1884 but with more arson. He projects his family issues onto a 12-year old girl and subsequently tries to murder her. He's a fan of Dr. Strangelove. He's questioning his sexual orientation. He was defeated by kittens, then tickles, then by a senior citizen in his underwear. He's utterly terrifying. He's pathetic and cringefail. He lies about being happy "for courtesy." He lies until he's not lying anymore. He refuses to grow up and mature. He once fell down a flight of stairs on purpose. No one will ever do it like he did

https://x.com/oregonparksdept/status/1735673253337682272?s=46&t=OL2rfpqHL0oUkkSfNLOicg

A tweet from morning 12/15/23 by the @OregonParksDept twitter (a Gravity Falls related account), with a photo of Crater Lake in Oregon, and a caption saying “Boy I love lakes! It’s so calming…outstanding magnificence in nature. -Gus”

Twitter user @joeymh4 replies, “THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD SPELLS OUT BILL IS COMING”

me when my mutuals accidentally reblog a post of mine that they had already reblogged two days ago

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them

I'm sometimes so obsessed with a show, that my heart literally aches thinking about it

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

“Can trans men be lesbians?” “Can trans women use grinder?” “Can bigender people be gay/lesbian?”

What if the world was made of pudding

HAPPY STANLEY DAY :] !!!!

I finished on time

(+backgrounds only because they took hours 💥)

Love when a wretched violent monster is also a beautiful woman

So normal about my boy Rex

writing a jeffdean fic but i watched stanley parable content today so i'm hearing everything that's not dialogue in the narrator's voice and i'm gonna lose my mind