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defectivegembrain · 8 minutes
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Constable Reggie once mentioned he had a fear of rats,
which contributed to his being abandoned on Vorlon VII.
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defectivegembrain · 10 minutes
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I could literally just sit with the whole scripts for all shows and movies I am adequately familiar with and pick out every single quote I can relate to Community. I mean, I couldn't, because I have other things to do with my life, but if I had the time, this would absolutely be a fun activity to me.
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defectivegembrain · 21 minutes
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its so funny when usamericans of all people are like omg usa is 50 countries in a trench coat when you're from a country like india where the first language of people changes atleast 20 times across state lines.
lets be clear though, the establishment of the united states involved a genocide of diverse cultures which is precisely what has made it so uncannily uniform today. from thousands of indigenous languages you now demand everyone speak one. sometimes you'll accommodate spanish at best.
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defectivegembrain · 29 minutes
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Did You Know: You can kill Lucien Lachance the first time you meet him? This immediately ends the Dark Brotherhood questline, moments after it begins.
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defectivegembrain · 30 minutes
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Date a girl who has made it her life’s mission to help lobsters gain true immortality
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defectivegembrain · 34 minutes
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Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body
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defectivegembrain · 35 minutes
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Troy: All of these new emotions I'm having are about to burst out of me, which might be super embarrassing. What if they come out my butt?
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defectivegembrain · 1 hour
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DAY 12 OF THE COMMUNITY SHIP COMPETITION: THE FINAL
we've come a long way... before we vote, let's go through the results
SCROLL TO VOTE FOR YOUR TEAM!!!
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RESULTS
ROUND 1: Frankie x Britta won over Jeff x Duncan with 51.3% of the votes. That was a close one!
ROUND 2: Chang x Duncan won over Jeff x Abed with 68.4% of the votes. I didn't expect that, honestly
ROUND 3: Troy x Abed won over Annie x Annie Kim with 87.4% of the votes.
ROUND 4: Jeff x Britta won over Frankie x Britta with 64.4% of the votes.
ROUND 5: Troy x Abed won over Chang x Duncan with 90.3% of the votes!
Now that we're done with that.... a few clarifications:
You're definitely allowed to make propaganda for your team (use #community ship competition, #team trobed or #team jeffbritta)
Don't harass anyone for their opinions or who they ship
This time, the poll will be a week long instead of 24 hours long.
Have fun shipping!
THE FINAL
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defectivegembrain · 1 hour
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fricative friday
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defectivegembrain · 2 hours
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defectivegembrain · 2 hours
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Got a crap load of exams so I gotta remember
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defectivegembrain · 2 hours
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defectivegembrain · 2 hours
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i wrote this in the notes of another post originally and am copy + pasting it here because im right but "tell the cops nothing, tell the doctors everything" is such a stupid ass fucking abled take. doctors engage in policing idk how to explain to yall that some people cannot in fact just tell doctors everything without it putting them at risk
like im not gonna go into the myriad of ways this is bs but like a quick example is i cant tell my doctors about my substance use issues because if i get that listed on my medical records it will actively endanger me. It will impact how I'm treated in emergency situations and will get me labeled as "drug seeking" when i try to get other issues dealt with.
i dont say this to scare people but because this is actually important information for people to have. if a medical professional claims this isnt an issue, they are NOT "one of the good ones". they are either straight up lying or theyre utterly unaware, which is frankly not better. doctors are cops. never forget it
like YES tell ur doctor abt being sexually active but stop saying "tell the cops nothing and the doctor everything" before i start killing in cold blood
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defectivegembrain · 3 hours
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This is what some redditors see when they talk about Abed. It's like they watched this episode and nothing else.
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defectivegembrain · 3 hours
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hes eating blueberries with a spoon what the fuck is wrong with him i love him so much
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defectivegembrain · 4 hours
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Abed saw the way Annie was living and just basically went to Troy like we need to adopt her and give her nice fun games and call her a princess it is imperative that we let her know she's a princess
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Community rewatch - 1x07 (Introduction to Statistics)
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