more random reijean (and alliance) headcanons
set post-rumbling - not NSFW
- Reiner is soooo shy (someone else said this one, credit where it's due)
-Given that Reiner's a very attractive man, i think it would be funny to see the alliance's reaction to him getting flirted with
- Jean would be jealous as fuck
- speaking of Jean, he either takes on a leader role post rumbling or he sits back and lets Armin do it. I think he steps down from being a leader tbh, because a large part of why he's a leader is because Marco believed in him, and he didn't want to let Marco down... after the finale, though, i think he lets the memory, and himself, rest. He's not going to live his new life ruled by the expectations of ghosts
- Onyonkapon and Levi become pretty good friends, bonding over Hange's memory. Also, levi deserves friends his age.
- Levi and Annie slowly, slowly get over their ghosts. I like to think he forgives her eventually, but for the most part they only acknowledge each other's existence when they're alone.
- i think Annie LOVES tea, so she makes Levi a cup whenever she makes it for herself. It's sort of an apology. She never was taught how to express emotions with words, so she lets her actions speak.
- Armin and Annie are the Cutest. Couple. Connie and Pieck start a betting pool for when they'll officially get together.
- (someone else said this) Levi Gets a Teashop. they all save up money to buy it, and take turns working and cleaning.
- injury was very very common in the military so they're all quite okay with levi being disabled (i feel like this one should go unsaid but I've seen a lot of casual ableism in fics)
- Pieck's dad adopts everyone. He makes them home cooked meals. I think Jean can cook best out of everyone, but they're all military brats and aren't used to Good Food, especially with the paradis food shortage and lack of world trade. Post Rumbling there's very little in terms of available ingredients, but poor people know how to COOK on limited supplies.
- on the subject of food, how would they all react to SPICE??? armin would cry.
- Levi spends so much time with Gabi and Falco, because all the able bodied adults are helping with rebuilding. He teaches them to say fuck.
- Reiner has Zero survival instincts, because he had titan healing. He's the mf that runs with scissors.
- PIECK HAS POTS!! (yes i'm projecting). her body literally can't handle pumping blood when she's standing vertically, because she was horizontal for so long
- Levi is still the grumpiest bitch on the planet but he loves his kids (he eventually comes to see reiner and peick as children-in-law, because he hasn't cared about them for as long)
- Gabi grows up to look like Sasha. Jean and Connie have forgiven her, but they do have a good cry over it one night.
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