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I truly don’t understand why anyone would think María would be jealous of any other person let alone a Cullen. The mere mention of her name strikes FEAR into the core of every single one of them and you expect me to believe she’d somehow be jealous of them? When you have that kind of power over a coven of 7 vamps, some of them being gifted, what is there to be jealous of? Quickly.👂🏽
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Lonely No More (ch6/?)
Felix x Bella story Masterlist
WARNINGS: smut at the end, FINALLY.
Word count: 1808
I was a little put off by a negative review on A03, questioning why Felix didn’t change Bella himself, then informing me they won’t read anymore. Okay 🤷🏻♀️. Bye 👋
I follow Voleteran-Wine @𝗥𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲 as the accurate world of Volturi. In this story the royalty must always sire vampires to maintain loyalty, when the opportunity arises.
Remember Bella was willing to leave her parents to become a vampire. She was going to have them think their only child died. That’s cruel. This way they don’t have to live life losing their daughter.
Plus, this isn’t the Bella SM wrote, this Bella is perfect for the Volturi.
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The screams, the thrashing, the crying all broke his undead heart. It was one thing to watching a random human transition, but to watch his sweet mate was torture. He holds her hand as often as he can, whispering words of encouragement, even holds her in his arms when her thrashing subsides and it’s just moans and cries. When he is desperately needed in the throne room either Demetri or Queen Didyme sits with Bella.
Queen Didyme comforts her just as her human mother would. Explaining justice for her parents will be given and that Bella reminds her of herself. She never had the need to sire anyone until now, but she feels such a sense of closeness to Bella.
Demetri holds her hand and continues his last conversation of embarrassing stories about Felix over the centuries. He opens up about how he always hoped Felix would find a mate who he could be romantic with, his own familial bond with Bella, and perhaps one day she would let him call her his sister.
While in the throne room, Felix is informed that the Cullens were ordered to confirm the details of Bella's parents demise. They are expected to come up with a way to gather all personal items and momentos. Bella had previously provided Felix a list of items she wanted. If the Cullens do this perhaps it would benefit them during their trial. They were given a week to get everything done and arrive at the Volturi.
Bella opens her eyes and sits up. Looking for Felix, she smiles and runs full force to hug him. He’s taken aback by her strength, but welcomes the attention. “You need to be gentle with me now. You are so much stronger than me.”
She pulls back to look at him, realizing how gorgeous he truly is now that she can see him so clearly. “You were handsome before, but now I can’t look away. You’re magnificent.”
He smiles, “My handsomeness fails in comparison to your beauty. What a gorgeous and stunning mate I have.” He pulls Bella close, hand low on her back, barely above her ass, resulting in a surprise moan from Bella. “We need to get you fed.” Felix winks at her knowing Bella would have blushed if she still was human.
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It’s been ten days since she’s been turned, ten days since she first fed from a human, ten days since she realized the full force of the mating bond as a vampire.
She cant stop looking at Felix, being close to him, holding on to him. He smells incredible, his presence is overwhelming and calming at the same time. How does anyone focus on anything when mated? Bella wants to rip off his clothes and ogle his naked body. She’s seen it bulging his pants and it looks impressive, how will it look when it’s free and erect? She wants him to take charge, after all she’s never done anything sexual before. Is he expecting her to start?
His only focus seems to be training her in fighting skills and utilizing her shield to the fullest power. Each night they cuddle and watch movies, she waits for him to make a move, but nothing. She even tries wearing a skimpier nightgown that leaves little to the imagination. While he clearly enjoys what he sees looking her up and down, he does nothing. Did he change his mind? She begins to doubt herself.
His presence, along with Demetri, Jane, and Alec, is needed on an assignment. He’ll be gone two days, but Didyme keeps her busy during the day. They spend time in the garden, teaching her about all the rules of Volturi, and meeting other guards. Didyme was thrilled to introduce her as her daughter. She helps Bella sort through her parent’s items and memories that were shipped by the Cullens. Which they willingly did to look favorably in the upcoming trial.
She spends her first night alone in their shared quarters, watching movies, then using her own hands to please herself. She worries others would hear, just like she could hear all the moans and screams all night throughout the castle. The need to find pleasure was too strong and she gave in slowly caressing her breasts, then her moving her hand lower to her curls. Fingers slow and steady around her clit, shocked by how intense the feeling was now as a vampire. It didn’t take long before she was soaking the top comforter and screaming as she shook with repeated orgasms. After losing count she stopped fearing she was too loud. She was sure Santiago was lurking close by, as he promised Felix he would keep an eye out for her in his absence.
While sitting with Didyme in the garden the next day she couldn’t help but ask for help. Or at least why Felix no longer wants her.
Didyme stared at her processing the words Bella said aloud. “You can’t be serious? All he ever does is talk about his precious girl. He probably brags more about you than Caius does about Athenadora, which is unimaginable.”
“Then why hasn’t he even kissed me? Or tried to be romantic with me since I transitioned?” Bella asks, looking defeated.
“Have you made the first move? He is the ultimate gentleman. He would never want to make you do anything he didn’t think you wanted.”
“I can’t tell him I want him. That’s embarrassing.” Bella mumbles.
“Well, how will he know? I am sure if you express how you feel he will be relieved and eager to be more romantic. We know when it happens he will be unavailable for few weeks. Usually newly mated couples are inseparable and need to physically connect. I bet the guards have a bet when that will be.” Didyme laughs at Bella’s embarrassment over the possible bet.
Bella thought about Didyme’s words and was going to put herself out there. Going to talk to him and tell him what she wants, she just hopes she doesn’t regret it.
When all four returned in the evening they reported their findings to the kings, as the queens were off at another meeting. They would watch the new coven in Portugal very closely for now. They were dismissed except for Felix. When he was alone with the kings Marcus sighed, “Didyme has been adamant that I speak with you about Bella. Seems that you have caused doubt in her mind. She seems to believe you no longer want her. I know that is not true with the way you talk about her incessantly. Perhaps you should share what you say about her, to her.”
Felix was taken aback, but nods and races to their shared quarters. How can she think he doesn’t want her? All he does is think about claiming her when she is ready, but she seems to not want him yet. I mean wouldn’t she say it? No! He’s an idiot. Of course she would be too shy. He’s a fool.
He slowly opens the door to find her sitting on the window ledge, looking out.
“Felix, wait. I need to ask you something and I’m not brave enough to say it to your face.”
He stops in his tracks, his entire body aching to hold her.
“Are you attracted to me? Or is it more of a platonic relationship? I just need to know so I stop by embarrassing myself.” She barely gets out the shame and fear all too much. She is terrified it’s not the answer she wants.
His heart breaks, he’s a crap mate and doesn’t deserve her. “My precious girl, I’m a fool. I have been bragging about you to everyone, yet here you are doubting how I feel. I barely contain my desire for you, at night I’m hanging on by a thread. When you came out in that nightgown I was hoping you would kiss me, but I thought you weren’t ready.”
He’s behind her in an instant, running his hands up and down her arms. “I never wanted anyone the way I ache for you.” He turns her around and pulls her to him, one hand on her ass, one cupping her neck, he needs her to feel how hard she has made him. He kisses her showing her how much he held back while she was human.
She moans, overwhelmed with his kisses and the feeling of him hard against her. He pulls away, lifts her and places her on the bed. He stands up, looking down on her as he removes his shirt and pants, only leaving his boxers on showing off his impressive tent.
All she can do is stare at his massive body. All huge muscles, hard lines, and that smirk on his face is driving her wild. “You let me know if there’s anything you don’t like or don’t want me to do. All I care is about your pleasure.”
She nods unable to speak. “I got a small glimpse of that gorgeous body under the nightgown. I need to see more of those curves. I need to see more of what’s mine.” He crawls onto the bed, both hands grasp her shirt and bra, rips them off in one move. Then he grabs her pants and panties and rips them, throwing them behind him.
He pulls her onto his lap, her legs on either side of him, guiding her onto his hard, covered length. Instinctively she rolls her hips against him, coating his boxers in her juices, graspng at his biceps and shoulders. He alternates between passionately kissing her, leaning his head down to suck on her nipples, caressing her breasts, and grabbing her ass cheeks to push her further against him.
The growling from deep within him added to her pleasure, she pushes him on his back, taking her time kissing every inch of his chest and biceps. How lucky is he to have mate loving every inch of his body. He lifts her up so that she’s straddling his face, holds her there, his face molding perfectly against her folds.
She screams out his name, the keening and primal screams that leave her mouth cause him to blow his load in his boxers. She tries to pull away, but he holds her in place. “Please, soak my face with your sweet juices one more time.” He mumbles into her silky folds.”
#bella volturi#felix and bella#fuck the cullens#Felix Bella smut#the Volturi are the good guys#Didyme is alive
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Danny, upon realizing that ecto can be used to shape his body per how he perceives it, is very quick to invent a small handheld device that can manipulate that and turn it on others.
Then he opens up shop on the internet.
If someone puts in their info and name, and a place to meet them, he'll use his powers and tour the world to visit them.
And then use modified ecto to help them shapeshift their body to their desired gender.
That's right.
For the small price of like, whatever is in someone's pocket (gum, a weird penny, maybe a fastfood run on the way to the meet location), the hero Phantom is offering free transition shapeshifting. No surgery, no pain, no drugs.
Possible side effects include levitation, seeing the dead, hiccup(ing fire), speaking Ghostspeak, possible claws and fangs, glowing eyes, super strength, super speed, sonic blasts from mouth, pointed ears, electronic interference, and being hunted by a government entity.
All side effects except the claws, fangs, pointed ears, glowing eyes, and being hunted by a government entity will disappear after two weeks.
Everyone but Danny is surprised by how many Trans people find this a steal of a deal.
Hunted by the government? Pffffff. Just a fuckin Tuesday then.
Tim Drake-Wayne, Alysia Yeoh, and Cullen Row agree to meet up with this guy to see if he's legitimate. No other reason. No sir. Not at all.
(They all get their gender affirming Shapeshift and are very fucking pleased that there will be no more shots in the future for any of them)
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#gender affirming shapeshifting#trans tim drake#trans cullen row#trans alysia yeoh#like two of those people are canonically trans#but i will have one trans tim drake as well#maybe also a trans jason#but i think it'd be a funny headcanon if the pits fucking fixed that#got thrown in a mindless zombie#and once he calmed down realized oh#thats a penis#huh#theres a comic about it i love it#trans danny phantom#danny using this as an excuse to go on a world trip with dani#telling his parents he's taking a gap year at vlad's expense
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I've been thinking about the templars lately. they were promised honor, virtue, told that they would be charged with protection of the innocent... And then those same people are systemically exploited and abused, abuse others because they're taught to regard everyone else as either sheep who need to be lead or potential threats. Never equals, except in their brothers/sisters-in-arms. They act as the guard-dogs and military arm of an entirely different organization that they're only a functionary member of but have no governing say in. Even the chantry aren't their equals- they function as the templar order's supervisors! And all this isolation and closing of ranks ends in disability, addiction, death, and abandonment by the system they spent their bodies in service of.
To top that off, retaliations against them just confirm the paranoia they were taught to embrace. It's probably a long hard road to get out of that hole.
Like, listen. the dichotomy of mage vs templars is a satisfying and easy one, but the system is tearing them apart too. have you ever heard of a retired templar?
at the end of it, mages and templars need to unite against the real threat. the chantry.
#this is an anti chantry post i want that temple exploded NOW#the chantry controls the lyrium; benefits directly from the formari enchanter system; has a financial incentive to make and use tranquil#the templars are breaking themselves in service of a system that functionally does Not care about them in any way except#their ability to hold a sword and counteract fade magic and that messes me up#thedosians need a fucking cross-field labor union NOW#of course the kalna would probably send the carta after any potential organizations of that nature#and the coterie#cant kill em all though!!!#actually that would be a hilarious fic#dragon age#canon dont interact i dont pay attention to discrete facts here we operate on half remembered game knowledge and vibes#if there are any retired templars out there: uhh... enjoy that. happy for you king (alistair)#cullen rutherford fundamentally represents 'no retirement plans' for me#the man is fifteen chronic illnesses ptsd shit withdrawal and interpersonal abandonment in a trenchcoat with fur trim#text it#long tags
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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son
#twilight#twilight renaissance#bella swan#the twilight saga#breaking dawn#smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice#AMATEUR HOUR#HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER#BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage!#Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right#oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee#BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked'#oh_fuck.avi#Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy#vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good#omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp#surprise bitch! it's Ravioli!#turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact)#Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed!#together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world#Bella is imprisoned#FUCK Bella#FUCK this story#still a better one than BD tho#the end
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She’s a 4 but you can’t hear her thoughts and she wears a long khaki skirt
#twilight meme#twilight saga#twilight#bella swan#edward cullen#twihard#twilight renessaince#fuck smeyer#breaking dawn#twilight renaissance#midnight sun#twilight resurgance#alice cullen#bella cullen#rosalie hale#twilight revival#rose could step on my throat and ud say thank you#eclipse#jasper whitlock#jacob black
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For years that anger blinded me. I'm not proud of the man that made me.
#gamingedit#daedit#daiedit#dragonageedit#petra.gif#cullen rutherford#cullen romance#oc: evelyn trevelyan#otp: evelyn x cullen#I LIED HAHAHA we are so fucking back#dragon age
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Smeyer can’t stop you from smuggling in a one-time f bomb pass to one of her characters. ¿Who do you give it to, when, and why?
¡Please reblog and explain your choice in the tags!
#sorry to everyone who wanted jasper esme or carlisle to say fuck#the cullens were clogging up the options and i needed to get some other people in there#twilight#twilight saga#the twilight saga#twilight renaissance#bella swan#jacob black#edward cullen#alice cullen#rosalie hale#rosalie cullen#emmett cullen#aro#aro twilight#charlie swan#<3#sam uley#leah clearwater#renesmee cullen#poll#my polls
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#fuck it let's science#dragon age origins#dragon age#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition#want to find out if there's a correlation between favourite game and having a 'canon' romance#now i will name all romanceable characters for science#alistair theirin#zevran arainai#morrigan#leliana#fenris#merrill#isabela#anders#dorian pavus#cullen rutherford#cassandra pentaghast#iron bull#josephine montilyet#sera#solas#blackwall#i fucking forgot someone i swear
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I think this fandom may be one of the ones that takes the MOST artistic liberties with its characters, so let's see if we're all experiencing the inaccuracy the same way lmao
#tbh ive never seen art of blackwall but maybe its cause i havent played inquisition yet so i wasnt looking out for him#never heard anyone talk about him either#tragic#artistic liberties was the nicest way i could have phrased that#some da art ill look at and be like who the fuck is that#lmao#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition#zevran#alistair#anders#fenris#iron bull#dorian#solas#blackwall#cullen
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Lonely No More (3/?)
Felix and Bella Love Story
Warnings: NONE
Ch1 Ch2 Masterlist
Bella waits for him to answer, only worrying about one answer. Is he annoyed about being mated to a human?
His smile is huge as he loves the questions she wants to know about him. “Well I was twenty when Aro changed me in Italy. I was a soldier and known for my strength and power, I don’t have gifts like the others, but I am the strongest vampire Aro has ever met. I was changed in 100 AD. I don’t remember much after all this time. I do know life was hard and I would not have survived long. These days I take care of vampires who breaks the laws or expose us to humans. I protect fellow guards, the kings and queens.” Bella nods, processing his words and waiting for the answer to the most important question.
He stops and holds out one of his hands on the table. He wants her to understand his entire existence is now devoted to her. Bella realizes he wants to hold her hand and she puts her hand in his. He looks in her eyes as he talks. “The moment my eyes met yours I was struck by your beauty. I often worried if I would ever find a mate, then you came along and I realize you were worth waiting for.” A blush spreads across her face. She can tell he’s massive, strong, and knows how to make her blush. If she wasn’t feeling overwhelmed and embarrassed she would allow herself to enjoy his handsomeness. Immediately she imagines his firm chest and blushes even more. “I will spend all eternity treating you like my precious girl.”
Using his thumb he rubs circles on the outer palm of her hand “I have questions for you. How old are you? What do you think of being mated to me?”
She smiles and looks down, “I’ll be nineteen in a few months. At first you frightened me because of your size, but then you were so gentle. You are very kind and handsome.” That last part she whispers while looking at her hand the blush still on her face.”
“How can I help you honor your parents?” He asks.
Tears form in her eyes, not expecting that question. “There are momentos I need from my father and mother’s houses. I don’t know how to get them. I don’t know what people think happened to me. I would like them cremated so I can keep them with me always. Is that possible? I knew one day I would have to disappear or fake my death if I joined the cullens. Perhaps now they don’t have to mourn the loss of their daughter.” She pauses and takes a breath. “Do I feel calm because I’m holding your hand?”
“I will speak to the Masters. We have a secretary, who is our liaison to the human world. She can get things done that we are unable to do. We also have ways of getting around legal situations. That is one way to look at the situation. While, it’s not easy grieving over what happened to them, you don’t have to worry about them growing old without you.” Picking up her hand a bit and gesturing at it, “Yes, touching and being close to your mate is very calming. The stronger the bond grows over time, the stronger the relationship grows. Just being near your mate feels peaceful.” He smiles at her again and her stomach flips with butterflies.
Felix continues, “What is your favorite book? Favorite movie? Favorite color? Flower? I want to know everything about you.”
After hours of talking and sharing about each other, Bella’s stomach grumbles. “I think you need more food, whatever you want you can have. Anything for you.” Felix gives her a smirk and wink.”
Bella blushes again, Felix has to swallow his laugh. She’s so adorable.
“Can I get a pizza and a salad?” Maybe tiramisu, since I am in Italy?”
Felix stands up, keeping her hand in his. “Yes, let’s go introduce you to the secretary and you can tell her, we’ll have it brought here.”
He walks with her down the hall to the secretary and explains he needs to order food for his precious girl. Bella blushes each time he calls her that. The secretary seems nervous, but writes it all down and immediately places an order, confirming to Felix it will be delivered and she’ll let him know when it arrives.
Bella stands next to him, so close she is almost touching his body. “Would you like a tour while we wait for the food?” He asks, the excitement clear in his expression. “Yes, that sounds nice.” She needs to move around anyway.
Everyone they pass Felix introduces Bella to them as his mate and she will be changed in the morning. Bella sees some are genuinely happy, while others are scared or confused, clearly never seeing this side of Felix before.
They walk back to where the secretary is and she points to the food that has been delivered. Felix grabs the bag before Bella can. “We can go back to our quarters to eat or we could eat outside near the garden.”
Bella notices that he refers to his quarters as belonging to both of them. She knows her cheeks are heating up again. “Eating outside does sound nice. But do you need to feed? Am I making you uncomfortable?”
Felix stops and looks at her frown forming on his face, then stares into her eyes. “I could never hurt you. It is a physical impossibility for someone to hurt their mate, besides I have been a vampire for quite some time. I have excellent control. I did feed yesterday and will be good for a few days. I can tell you all about how it works later on.“
He continues walking, “Come on, you’re the one who needs to feed right now. Your stomach sounds like it’s about to jump out of your body. I can’t have my precious girl starving.”
Sitting side by side on a bench, Felix holds her food so she can eat. Bella enjoys how easy the conversations are with him. He shares some of the most interesting vampires he has met and other times when just the sight of the guards would make a vampire shake in fear. He explains how he trains newborns, and how he will most likely train her. He apologizes in advance if he ever becomes too tough, but wants her to be able to defend herself.
Suddenly there is a loud bang and screech, followed by growling. Felix stands up, looks toward the direction of the noise just in time to see a vampire running towards them, looking right at her. Before she can hold onto Felix for protection, he runs toward the vampire almost as if he can read his mind and guesses what his next moves will be. Felix wraps his hand around the man's throat, lifts him in the air, and slams him down on the ground. With his foot placed on his neck, Felix rips the body from the head. Without hesitation, he removes all appendages, suddenly Dmitri and a few other guards are behind him.
Bella just stares at Felix, mouth agape in awe, the way he handles the newborn vampire so quickly and fiercely makes her stomach flutter. She can’t help but rake her eyes up and down his body.
Of course, Dimitri immediately sees Bella's reaction and whispers to Felix that she is turned on. Felix spins to look at Bella, who is breathing a bit heavier and eyes wide, but not in fear. She definitely enjoyed what she saw.
Seeing him looking at her she asks “Thank you. You did that so quickly. Is that part of the training?”
He nods with a smirk, "Yes, eventually you will be trained in all sorts of battle skills. I will make sure you have better control than that."
Then a voice from above. “It was only a matter of time before he did something stupid. We were having difficulty training him from the beginning and we were consulting what his fate should be. He clearly didn’t agree with our rules.” Caius snarls.
Bella looks up to see the three kings on a balcony looking down having heard the commotion. “You already are mated as a human. Therefore, you are accepting of our coven and rules.” Marcus adds in a softer tone.
"That newborn was a troubled human. Such a shame he was immature." Aro adds
“He’s on his way to be burned.” Dimitri says, smiles, nods to the kings, then winks at Bella before he leaves.
Still looking up at the kings, Bella sees them move as Queen Didyme walks onto the balcony. “I was so worried, but should have known Felix would keep you safe. Heidi and I left some clothes for you Bella. They are in garment bags in front of your door. Let me know what you like and we will make sure that we order more of those types of clothes.”
“Thank you.” Bella responds, but sees King Marcus put his arm around her, then they disappear before Bella finishes her thanks.
Felix wraps his arm, the one not carrying the garbage, and pulls her gently into his side. I told you I always will protect you. Slowly tilts his head down and kisses her temple. “Let’s get back to our quarters so you can look at the clothes that were left.” nods, and instinctively puts her arm around his back.
He can’t help but smile wide at this small gesture of acceptance from his mate.
#Felix and Bella#Bella Volturi#Fuck the Cullens#Volturi are the good ones#Swooning#Felix and Bella Love Story
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I just think there’s something incredibly special about being a mage Hawke romancing Anders. All of the other companions find the mage plight annoying at the best of times and WRONG in the worst of times. Hearing their banter HURTS me sometime because hey… you’re saying all mages deserve to have Meredith imprison them because they’re all weak?? IM one of those mages you’re talking about! You think tranquility is fine? That’s ME you’re talking about??
The only one consistently fighting, consistently seeing mages as good and PEOPLE is Anders.
He’ll fight by putting his very life on the line for our freedom. Hawke is willing to throw away his home and be on the run again for their freedom.
I just think that’s really beautiful and really special.
#dragon age#dragon age 2#handers#Anders romance#Toby rambles#this brought to you because this game is amazing but sometimes it make me so frustrated#Isabella hating slavery but being a jerk about the mages while actively wearing my favor#fenris constantly talking about how magic ruins everything while actively wearing my favor#like plz y’all….#have an ounce of empathy? please?#this is my first time playing as a mage and it’s ROUGH#and Lowkey is heart breaking because these are Hawke closest friends?? these people who are so indifferent about all the abuse?#critical#<— tagging that just in case? s#I’m just upset y’all 😭#also fuck Cullen specifically bevause WOW
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The Waynes and co. get a top-secret invitation to a mystery event but they don't know the occasion. Without coordinating with each other, what do they dress for?
somebody please draw this
Dick: a drag show
Jason: a masquerade ball
Tim: a coffee date with Bernard
BONUS – Bernard: a cult ritual
Damian: school
Duke: a fantasy convention
Cullen: a baseball game
Stephanie: a pool party
Cassandra: a sleepover
Barbara: a job interview
Harper: a rock concert
Carrie: a camping trip
Kate: a protest
Alfred: a bake sale
Selina: a red carpet
Bruce: nothing special until he knows for sure
#the court of owls: nevermind fuck this#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#bernard dowd#damian wayne#duke thomas#cullen row#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#harper row#carrie kelley#kate kane#alfred pennyworth#selina kyle#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batbros#batboys#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#timber#dc comics#headcanon
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Edward Cullen, Olde Worlde Gentleman & romance extraordinaire, really thought to himself, "i'll take my new girlfriend of 1 (one) day to a secluded field in the woods to meet my vampire family & have her sit in the rain & watch us play a sport she hates. surely a good time will be had by all"
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#twilight saga#twilight#bella swan#edward cullen#twihard#twilight renessaince#fuck smeyer#breaking dawn#twilight renaissance#midnight sun#twilight resurgance#alice cullen#bella cullen#rosalie hale#twilight meme#twilight revival#rose could step on my throat and ud say thank you#eclipse#jacob black#jasper whitlock#fresh memes
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