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a-capricorn-ohfuckthat · 1 year

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philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

tommy: Several traffic violations.

techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.

wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

y/n: Also, that’s not our car.

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cherrynwinesk · 9 months

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I know this is roleplay, but by these vibes I mean Quackity would treat his partner like a princess.

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faye-writes-stuff · 1 year

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welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

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hatchetislostpog · 7 months

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Quackity: I have fallen madly in love with you.

Y/n: Everyone does, darling. I'm a very loveable person.

Quackity: No, I'm seriously in love with you; this isn't me pretending. I love you.

Y/n: Oh...

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claire7491 · 11 months

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OK BUT WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFER?!?!!?

"Come on, look at me, love", he says gently, smiling at you, his eyes crinkling as he does. It's hard to explain, but you've never felt so comforted and appreciated as you do from Wilbur's presence.

His hand is still on your cheek, and he strokes your face softly. "You look beautiful, you have nothing to be embarrassed about, love."

His voice is soft, and he keeps a soft expression on his face, but the corner of his mouth seems to be quirked up in a smile.

OR

His hand gently grabs yours. Your hand fits perfectly into his palm, and he smiles.

"Look into my eyes."

There's no longer any humor behind his words. His voice is completely deadpan, and it fills you with the sinking feeling that there's no way out of this. There's an intensity behind his gaze now.

"That's an order", he says, his own eyes not averting from your own.

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average-vibe · 4 months

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wilbur: do you think of the children before you speak?

tommy: what?

wilbur: the children. that need oxygen. to breathe. do you think of them before you waste oxygen speaking?

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bat-stuff · 2 years

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Tommy: He is to steal the woman of my dreams!

Y/N: You say every woman is the woman of your dreams.

Tommy: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women!

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xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx · 2 years

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Y/n: Ranboo, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Ranboo: Well of course I have.

Ranboo: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Ranboo: It's boring.

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em-writes-posts · 8 months

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Firstly when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself,(Publicly) then send this ask to 10 of your followers (non-negotiable, positively is cool)

Ok so firstly hello!

1. I love the fact that I would do anything for animals. Like anything, especially otters, because they're my favourite

2. I love my big lips, if only you could see them. Like I literally don't have any fillers. People always ask me if they're fake but I'm like 'ugh no obviously 🙄'

3. I love how nerdy I am in many aspects. I'm a nerd for history, I'm a suckered for the Ninja Turtles (who's your fav btw?) And I love anything to do with fossils and collecting old things from house clearances!

4. I love the fact that I can be confident in myself in public now and I'm not as nervous anymore which is a win for me!

5. I love how I'm very picky about the drinks I take! Its a weird one but my tea HAS to be strong with little to no milk and my coffee has to have frothed milk.

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a-capricorn-ohfuckthat · 1 year

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Wilbur: *making a speech*

Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you

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lunar-lover-writes15 · 1 year

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Sapnap: you know, people always say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

(Y/n, Dream, and George look at Sapnap)

Y/n: it’s called arson and those people were witnesses.

Dream: what do you mean “were?”

George: you know why.

#incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp x reader

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faye-writes-stuff · 1 year

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INCORRECT QUOTES TIME

sapnap, throwing their head into y/n's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! y/n, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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tommy: Are you ready to commit? y/n: Like, a crime, suicide, or a relationship?

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y/n: Do you want to know your gay name? ranboo: My... my gay name? y/n: Yeah, it's your first name- ranboo: Haha. Very funny y/n- y/n: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. ranboo: Oh- oh my god.

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dream: Can you cut me some slack, y/n? I’m sort of in love. y/n: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. dream: I’m in love with you. y/n: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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tubbo: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. ranboo: Well, that was entirely predictable. tubbo: One of them punched a gang member. ranboo: tommy? tubbo: y/n, actually. ranboo: Oh, that was going to be my second guess

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bro should i make a tag for these lmao?

imma make more because yes

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bath1lda · 1 year

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okay so i got a prompt idea.

idk if anyone has watched that minx and jack manifold stream from may 24 2021, in which minx gets drunk and jack says that he needs to stay with her so she doesn’t say anything stupid, now replace minx with y/n and keep jack or change it to anyone idk, i just want to see this as a fic or imagine lol

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echos-scomplink · 2 years

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Philza: that's called a traumatic event

Philza to Tubbo: not a "bit of a pickle"

Philza to Y/N: not a "bruh moment"

Philza to Tommy: and definitely not a "major L"

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apollosouls-blog · 3 months

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Should I face rev???

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im-notbean · 1 year

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About me!

I should have done this sooner lol-

Personal Info

・ My user is im_notbean incase you didn't know *cough* feel free to call me bean or Jordyn

・Going off that i am ageosexual, gay, and a trans demiboy!

・Use He/They (He/Him and They/Them)

・ Ima minor so no weird shit y'know I don't care if your a minor to just. NO WEIRD CRAP.

・You're local dumbass who loves J-Pop...ha

・You'll probably see random ass shit more than my writing, sorry 😐

・I sometimes will reblog random art of my hyperfixtaions if any creator doesn't eant me to then i will take it down!

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・Currently in the Dsmp and Hermitcraft fandom but open to alot of minecrafers i guess, more on that later

・Im also active in the FNAF and BNHA fandom too :D

・I'm now active in the HxH (Hunter x Hunter) fandom

・Cursing will be tolerated here we don't need badboyhalo "LaNgUaGe"

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・Before you ask me why, it's because I'm a fucking minor.

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・I would prefer if no female aligned internet with my blog but I don't care that much

・Female aligned you have your own stuff, don't request for example Georgenotfound x female reader *insert said promt here*

・Your request will be denied and I will tell you that I don't write for female aligned privatly.

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