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Wilbur: *making a speech*
Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck
Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you
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March Incorrect DSMP Quotes 06
today's prompt:
all quote prompts are made by @accursed-worm
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Wilbur: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?
Technoblade: Half-full, definitely.
Technoblade: Half-full and constantly rising.
Technoblade: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
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AU where SBI are villains, and Kristin is the villain wrangler making sure all the kids who get counseling in her office get a chance to meet who ever they want, even if they’re wanted dead by the hero commission.
Cue meet-cute(?) between Kristin and Phil, where she spends weeks tracking down the infamous “ Crowfather, killer of heroes and hater of the system” because some little kid wanted see him, and she stands tall and totally not terrified (/s) on a rooftop waiting for him.
And Phil is faced with this woman who spent hours and hours researching his routines not to arrest him but to let a little kid meet him, and he just falls for her.
So they exchange numbers, and everytime from there on out when Kristin has a kid who wants to meet The Blade or Orpheus or Nemesis she just casually shoots THE TOP VILLAIN a message, internally screaming, while Phil is kicking his feet on the air like a stereotypical teenager everytime his phone dings with a personalized ringtone.
Hero!Dream: I have finally confronted you, doer of evil! Today, our fight will be legend-
Crowfather!Phil: wait pause mate- OMG ITS HER 🥰🥰
Hero!Dream: wait wha-
Technoblade: I’ll take it from here
And so begins her getting really casual about the fact she personally texts the top villain.
I’m imagining some side stuff where she meets Tommy, a sidekick in desperate need of help (which she’s happy to provide), and a few others who’s relationship evolves with her over time.
Kirstin when first meeting the Blade: hooooooly smokes this guy is Dangerous, but if the kid wants to meet him… I’ll be prepared
Techno: uhhhhhh (struggling to interact with the receptionist, holds kids and swings them around gently like planes, lets them win fake fights)
Kristin: ok wait he’s like seven shaking puppies built like a brick house
She and Phil talk more and more as the arrangement continues, about everything and eventually life, and things shift from there. The first time that a villain tries hurting one of the kids also shifts their relationship…. especially since Kristin handles it as efficiently as she does.
There’s more, but in this AU I imagine Kristin to have a super dangerous power of her own (unregistered because teehee) that motivated her to work with troubled youth in need of help and kids working with a limited lifespan. I want her to be OP but just friendly and downplaying her ability since she was never in a situation to use it to the full extant.
Also there’d obviously be a CrimeBoys plot and adoption of Tommy into the family (bye bye Dream) which leads to her getting invited over to like. Family dinners and stuff, where the interactions are all completely cute and normal but undercut by her perspective reminding her of crimes they’ve all committed. Like-
“Phil, who had the most beautiful eyes but hands stained with the blood of approximately 3,791 people, passed her the salad with a bright smile. His son(?) continued the story of how he met a new friend. Kristin wasn’t sure if the story was in or out of masks, and she was scared to ask at this point.”
I especially want her to and Phil to reflect the two main approaches to changing the world, where you could either completely destroy the system in place (villains, anarchy) and forcefully restart, or you could tackle an issue at its lowest (if the world is full of corrupt people, change the people from a young age)
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good evening tntduoers
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Niki: What are you getting Y/n for the holidays?
Wilbur: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Jack: I'm getting Y/n a divorce lawyer.
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Take a shot everytime i make fun of c!Wilbur for literally anything. Love his pathetic ass ❤️
^ twinsduo
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OK BUT WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFER?!?!!?
"Come on, look at me, love", he says gently, smiling at you, his eyes crinkling as he does. It's hard to explain, but you've never felt so comforted and appreciated as you do from Wilbur's presence.
His hand is still on your cheek, and he strokes your face softly. "You look beautiful, you have nothing to be embarrassed about, love."
His voice is soft, and he keeps a soft expression on his face, but the corner of his mouth seems to be quirked up in a smile.
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His hand gently grabs yours. Your hand fits perfectly into his palm, and he smiles.
"Look into my eyes."
There's no longer any humor behind his words. His voice is completely deadpan, and it fills you with the sinking feeling that there's no way out of this. There's an intensity behind his gaze now.
"That's an order", he says, his own eyes not averting from your own.
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Actual dsmp lore bits that I don't think we talk about much
- Sally was never retconned, it's been two years and STILL it is canon that c!Wilbur fucked a fish and somehow Fundy was born
- c!Sapnap is c!BBH's son
- c!Dream has a hidden bunker under c!Tommy's old hillside base (which is honestly creepy as fuck–)
- It is also apparently canon that c!Wilbur reproduces asexually and birthed c!Fundy from his toe (don't ask–)
- c!Tommy just wanted the Egg to tell c!BBH to swear
- c!Tommy made his own therapy business once and I don't remember how it went tbh but I'm guessing not well
- c!Fundy is canonically trans (although that might've been retconned idk– I hope not though–) (update: yes it was retconned)
- cc!Purpled was late to the L'Manburg duel stream because he was out eating a burrito and everyone started streaming "War!" but traffic caused him and his (brother? sibling? Idk whoever drove Purpled to the burrito place) to get home late
- people in cc!Jack's chat called him Jack L'Manifold in his first dsmp or first L'manburg stream which is an epic pun
- mexican dream's ghost is just in a cursed class by himself. I remember watching that stream after a driver's ed zoom meeting at my aunt's house and being like "what the fuck what is going on"
- c!Puffy sued c!Jack for hotel ownership (Puffy being on Tommy's side, but of course now the hotel got fUCKING BLOWN UP– WHY MUST EVERYTHING ON THIS SERVER GET BLOWN UP HHHH)
– c!Sapnap was addicted to blaze powder and was actually one of the drug van's best customers
- DreamXD is a huge c!George simp
- c!Fundy said he read the Warrior cats books and asked c!Schlatt and c!Quackity if they knew what they were (ty to @echolocati0n-art for letting me know the warriors thing was real)
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c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream
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wilbur: do you think of the children before you speak?
tommy: what?
wilbur: the children. that need oxygen. to breathe. do you think of them before you waste oxygen speaking?
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Wilbur: We’ve gotten off to a rocky start.
Y/n: You’ve killed three people.
Wilbur: I’m not perfect.
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March Incorrect DSMP Quotes 05
today's prompt:
all quote prompts are made by @accursed-worm
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Slimecicle: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Philza: Have everyone stand.
Wilbur: Bring three more chairs!
Ranboo: The most important ones can sit down.
Tommy: Kill three.
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incorrect MCYT quotes!!
Phil: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?
Tommy: To relax.
Techno: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Y/n: You and me!
Techno: tearing up Ok.
Tommy: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
Tommy: A stab wound.
Y/n: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Phil: What's the surprise?
Techno: Blood poisoning.
Tommy, to Phil: I mean, I get complimented all the time-
Y/n: starts cackling
Tommy: I do!
Y/n: laughs harder
Techno: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.
Phil: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.
Y/n: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?
Techno, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.
Y/n: Are you busy?
Techno: Yes.
Y/n: Cool, listen to this…
Y/n: Family bonding should be 50/50. Phil cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter playing Mario Kart.
Tommy: Phil, Y/n keeps bullying me at school.
Phil: Ask your teacher for help.
The next day…
Tommy, to their teacher: Will you help me beat up Y/n?
Techno: Phil, I am nothing if not a man of principle.
Techno: Now let’s break into this apartment.
Tommy: Today, Y/n said a swear word, so Techno said that he was going to wash Y/n's mouth out with soap. Y/n replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.
Tommy: School sucks.
Phil: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Tommy: What are jobs like?
Phil: They suck.
Y/n: accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water
Phil: Y/n, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
Y/n: I'm not crying?
Phil, hugging Y/n's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Techno is here too and he loves you with his whole heart.
Tommy: Can I get a waffle?
Wilbur and Y/n: fighting and yelling at each other
Tommy: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
Y/n, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Tommy: The car takes a screenshot.
Wilbur: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
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Scp Tommy, feeling depressed: would you guys still love me if I was a worm?
Philza and Wilbur, simultaneously and immediately: yah! I love worms, they’re delicious.
Tommy: WHAT!?
Philza, remembering he’s not a crow anymore: wait I mean no, sorry mate forgot people don’t normally eat worms.
Wilbur: don’t worry, I don’t have standards so I’d still love you.
Tommy: I can’t tell if that makes me feel better or not…
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