#tommyinnit incorect quotes
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Tommy: He is to steal the woman of my dreams!
Y/N: You say every woman is the woman of your dreams.
Tommy: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women!
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C!Xisuma: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
C!Scar: Theft.
C!Mumbo: Disturbing the peace.
C!Tubbo: Aggravated assault.
C!Grian: Arson.
C!Tommy: All of the above. In that order, probably.
-mod blue (generated)
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Tommy: Hey, Phil. Can I get some dating advice?
Phil: Just because I’m with Kristin doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Tommy in exile: You ever think of life? You ever just really think like, 'wow, I'm really here and theres nothing I can do about it' and it's just like- all we really are are just atoms placed together in the universe, so minuscule no one will really knwo us for who we are?
Dream, eating a burrito messily: Mm, I know exactly how you feel
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tw, slight mentions to suicide, manipulation, (specifically dream’s manipulation), slight violence and/or murder, and curse words
even though techno said sbi (as a family) isnt canon, im still gonna head canon it, because he said that was okay
so, here we go *takes deep breath*
SBI HEAD CANONS AND INCORECT QUOTES BABYY
im literally obsessed with how strong sbi is. i mean, of course theyre hilarious and tommy’s a child, but other than that... god damn.
starting off, we have techno, of course. and hes super strong just by himself. (TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD)
then, we have philza. angel of death. killza. he’s insanely strong. like, god.
then, wilbur. wilbur isnt physically strong, but he was always a leader. he started an entire country, for hells sake. he’s smart, a leader, and doesn’t give up. (he also went insane and died, but we dont talk about that)
im gonna think of ghostbur as this kind of seperate entity. (cause he kind of is) ghostbur isnt inherently strong, but no one would ever want to hurt him. hes nice.. a little too nice. now, forgive me if im overthinking here, i feel as if ghostbur might be hiding something. apparently, a few days ago ghostbur joined the server with a new skin, a skin with large goatlike horns.... hmm... little sus...
and, then, of course, tommy. tommy, tommy. the only person dream’s scared of. at the current moment in time, hes super confused. he keeps thinking that dream’s still his friend, and upon seeing the final control room his first instinct was to run back to dream, his abuser. but, techno’s taking care of him right now. hopefully techno can get tommy back on his feet and then they can become a great team.
another thing about philza, he doesn’t really have any allegiance to any country, (*cough* lmanberg *cough*), and he mostly only has allegiance to techno, wilbur, and tommy. aka, sbi. he also recently revealed that he doesn’t think that tubbo isnt actually doing a great job at being president. so, what does this mean for sbi? that once phil gets out of house arrest hes probably gonna go live with techno, tommy, and wil.
oh, lord, am i excited for that.
oh lordy lord lord
im so hungry
what was i doing
oh yeah sbi
nice
anyways, moving on from the immense power in that group,,, um tubbo? i like tubbo
he really cool
i mean, i really dont like the way hes ruling lmanberg right now, but before that he was awesome
i think a lot of pressure was put on him when he became president, especially because he didnt ask to be president and he didn’t even run for president.
and, since everyone else in the cabinet is being more controlling, (possible glatt possestion?), tubbo is seeming less and less like a president as everyone else starts making more decisions than the legit president.
so, i think that exiling tommy wasn’t only a plea for peace, it was also to show that hes the president, that hes in charge and he makes the decisions.
but, sadly he just lost his best friend
also, obviously dream is so bent on controlling tommy because tommy doesnt do what dream says. tommy does what he wants to, what he thinks is best, what he thinks will help his friends.
so, when dream manipulated tommy, and tommy kind of broke, dream thought he finally had him. he had gotten tommy, the uncontrollable hero, under his control.
but, when tommy made the room, dream used that as first; a sign that tommy wasnt completely under his control and second; a way to manipulate tommy even more.
but, that, (at least i think), is when tommy realized that something was wrong.
sitting on that wooden tower, looking at the blown up logsted he realized that... maybe dream isnt his friend.
i honestly cant wait for tommy and tubbo to make up with each other, though.
i really miss the consistent content that they made with each other, and i miss when it was “tommy and tubbo vs dream”
:(
another thing, after wilbur blew up lmanberg, tommy kept saying, “its me and you vs dream,” which i think is kind of ironic. both of them agreed that even before lmanberg, before wilbur, before everything, it was tommy and tubbo against dream. they were best friends and they had a common enemy.
then, they both seperately went to dream for help. tubbo becoming dream’s “ally” while plotting to kill him and tommy being manipulated into being dream’s friend.
obviously, the manipulation isnt tommy’s fault though.
back to more sbi themes
i literally live for how good techno is being to tommy rn
like, literally, he hid tommy from dream, protected him from mobs without a thought, let him live in his house, gave him armor and weapons, and when tommy saw the final control room he said, “its fine, it doesnt take one day to heal,” and got tommy out of there.
tommy’s still a little bitch tho
anyways, tommy’s first response to the final control room was that he wanted to go find dream. this is how manipulators and abusers work. they make you think that you need them, and so when anything bad happens you want to fall back onto them, and that’s what tommy had been doing for the past few weeks, so of course his first thought is, “where’s dream? i need dream.”
luckily, though, techno was there to help him through it, and i just think thats neat.
and, isnt it funny that a sixteen year old minecraft player is representing manipulation and mental illness better than most movies? hmm....
maybe now we can have some incorrect quotes OwO
(im sorry i never want to do that again but i was on a call with a friend and she told me to do that im so sorry god i feel so guilty i hate that i hate is so much i want it to die im so sorry for putting you through that omfg im so sorry)
phil: tubbo.. where’s tommy?
tubbo, knowing that tommy is trying to light techno’s house on fire: who’s tommy?
phil:
wilbur: tommy, i hate you. you are so annoying, not funny at all, and the worst child ever. you disgrace every other normal child with your weirdness.
tommy:
wilbur, to literally anyone else: im so proud of tommy and how far hes come. that kid, hes so funny, i dont know how the world will be ready for tommyinnit. he makes great content, and deserves all of the attention that hes got.
techno:
butcher army: im gonna kill technoblade.
techno:
butcher army: yeah, you are so dead, techno. you better count your days.
techno:
butcher army: *starts attacking techno*
butcher army: *almost gets killed by techno*
thats all i have for now! *fades out of existence*
/rp of course
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Tommy: *sits on the railing of a staircase as if it’s a throne* BOW DOWN, PEASANTS!
Grian: *pushes him off*
Tommy: NO! THE UPRISING!
Thanks for the ask,this is so funny LMAO 🤣
-Mod Toby
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Scar: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Tommy: Oh, you’ve been?
Scar: Once. In Monopoly.
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Tommy: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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C!Tommy: hello hello I speak for the trees . The trees tell me you are shit . Goodbye!
-mod blue ( this is just me shit posting with Toby lol)
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C!Tommy: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
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c!ranboo: Please pray for tommy.
c!tubbo: What happened to him?
c!ranboo: Nothing, he's just very stupid.
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Scar: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Tommy: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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C!Tommy : You’re mean!
C!Tubbo: You’re meaner!
C!Tommy : Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
C!Tubbo: You’re uglier!
C!Tommy : You’re a dumbass!
C!Tubbo: You’re a dumberass!
C!Tommy : You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
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Tommy: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
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C!Tommy: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.
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Tommy: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée
-blue
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