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francy-sketches · 1 year

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why do people ship jon and margaery lmao

#.txt #not hating im just confused #ok maybe hating a bit #i know robb/marg is a thing bc i think they're like. mentioned? at some point by cat like why couldnt robb marry her #or smth like that i forgor #but whats with jon #my best guess is it's a show thing bc the actors are hot or whatever #feel free to send a lenghty explanation to my commission email ^_^#(dont)#remember the person who did that for robb/myrcella. still the funniest interaction i've had in this fandom #btw that person had commisioned me art of them so im guessing they got like. offended? that i didnt ship it or smth #ok offended is a strong word bc i dont think they were mad or anything #but what im trying to say is that there was some context. kind of #anyway i think about it sometimes <3

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cult-of-the-eye · 8 months

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I love how intricate asexuality can be. No sex at all? Sure! Just want to watch? Brilliant! Only comfortable with topping? You go girl! Only rarely feel aroused and when you do it's very touch and go? Wonderful! Kinky but not in a sex way? Coolio! Queerness is full of nuance and people are complicated and things never live in a vacuum!!

#guess what made this dawn on me #reading jmart fanfic #and seeing all the different ways jon's asexuality is depicted #it just makes me so happy about the queer community #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin k blackwood #jmart #queer #ace #asexual #acespec

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mangozic · 2 months

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archivist be upon ye

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unidentifiedgothamite · 17 days

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duke: who do you guys think is bruce's favorite child?

jason: it's probably fingerstripes

dick: me?! it's obviously you, jay

tim: it's jason

steph: facts. b lets him get away with everything, including murder

cass: jason

damian: as much as i loathe to admit it, father does treat todd differently

jason: ya'll are trippin'

meanwhile...

clark: b, just curious, but, do you have a favorite child?

bruce: hn, what date is it?

clark: um, may 12th?

bruce: then it's batcow

clark: what

bruce: did i stutter?

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spiralling-spires · 2 months

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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #gerry keay #jon sims #elias bouchard #on an unrelated note #i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears #the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote #plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!�� is so eye coded #not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything #(this is exactly what im saying)#the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’#not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff

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nerdpoe · 4 months

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Danny needs a few...odd things. A few dietary and emotional requirements unique to his physiology. Meat is one of them.

But like, raw meat. He doesn't have to eat it often, maybe twice a month, but it does need to be completely raw.

He also needs to eat non-sentient blob ghosts, which are very different from sentient ones. Same amount, maybe twice a month.

He's weak to hot temperatures, where most humans require some sort of positive contact he needs to fight, if he gets too much sunlight his dopamine levels drop, and oddly enough as he got older milk or products with a lot of milk started to affect him like alcohol affects humans.

Now that he's made it to college, hiding most of these things is easy enough.

He chose Gotham, because of minimal sunny days and naturally cold weather. He regularly goes for walks at night, to fill his need for fighting. He says he has a milk allergy, and avoids milk products.

The blobs and the raw meat are a little uh. Those are a little hard.

He's taken to ducking into a bathroom stall to just swallow the blobs whole. But the meat...

He decides to sear the outside and leave the inside entirely raw. Does this detract from the nutrients by cooking them off? Yes. Does it mean he needs to eat raw meat four times a month instead of twice? Yes. Does it mostly hide that he's doing this in front of humans? Kind of.

Until he got a vegan roommate.

Said roommate is far too sharp-eyed for his own good, and now the guy is being weird.

Or: Damian's roommate is a meta who clearly has dietary restrictions outside the norm. It's fine; Damian understands that like animals in the wild, people have different diets. But the cuts of meat Fenton is eating are...subpar. Damian isn't sure how to be...civil, or appear polite, or not be a "snob" if he suggests Fenton allow him to procure farm fresh cuts of steak from cows raised in an open pasture and were well taken care of.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #affect vs effect #i still have problems telling the difference #damians breaking point is when danny uses a toaster to lightly toast the outside of the meat and can't understand what's wrong #goes and calls jon and just #“have your parents recently hosted a slaughter? have any of their neighbors? jon please”#cuz the meat is like offbrand gotham walmart meat #kinda grayish and def not healthy for fenton #he has taken care of many animals and he can force fenton to eat healthy #in the realms frostbite feels a surge of satisfaction #he has no idea where it came from

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amelie-isnt-french · 3 months

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Protocol is actually just us Magnus Archives fans rapidly descending into s2-Jon-levels of paranoia. Granted, just like s2 Jon, we have reason to be paranoid, but it's still hilarious to see us all collectively scaling the walls of our enclosure while frothing at the mouth over our theories.

Jonny and Alex are playing us like a cheap harmonica and I'm so here for it

#magpod #tmagp #the magnus protocol #jonny sims when i catch you jonny-#i need ANSWERS #also what the fuck #celia ripley #what do you know celia #chester and norris #an email from Jon you say?#now would that be #jonathan sims #or like #just a different Jon and we're gonna have a 5-michaels-situation in tmagp #much to consider #ames is fine and totally not vibrating at the speed of light #attention ali

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zivikel · 2 months

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Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜

I am so not empty inside

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bagofdo-ritos · 3 months

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self indulgent season 1 jon art… save me s1 jon sims… s1 jon sims save me…

#hes so wet cat archivist #i need to eat him alive #salt and pepper hair jon sims save me. save me salt and pepper hair jon sims #smiles manicly no i am not fixated on jonathan sims from the hit podcast The Magnus Archives what Do You Mean #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #doritosart

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beaulesbian · 10 months

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I was shelving the books by the first letter of the first sentence. - Good Omens, 2x02

"It was a nice day. All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn't been invented yet. But clouds massing east of Eden suggested that the first thunderstorm was on its way, and it was going to be a big one." - Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

#good omens #what a nice cameo of the book itself!! very nice indeed #goodomensedit #goedit #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #archangel gabriel #gabriel good omens #go s2 spoilers #go s2 ep 2 #mine #gif:good omens #jon hamm

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mintyeggs · 2 months

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jon "i dont need a psychiatrist" sims

Pin-Eye au by @americanoddysey ! Read here!

#the magnus archives #the magnus archive fanart #tmag #tma #tma art #tmagp #tmagp fanart #jon #elias #martin #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #martin blackwood #jmart #jonelias #i have no idea what the nightmare polycule of those three is tagged as so whatever #minty plays with crayons

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laughable-umbrella · 6 months

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LETS PLEASE NOT FORGET THAT MELANIE’S ACTUAL PLAN WAS TO KILL ELIAS THEN GO OUT FOR DRINKS WITH BASIRA AND MARTIN DIRECTLY AFTER

#WHAT A QUEEN #she failed so miserably though :(#dude the podcast would have been so different if melanie had actually killed elias #i was rooting for her #tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #jon sims #the archivist #tma shitpost #tma memes #jonah magnus #martin blackwood #agnes montague #melanie king

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skyland-doodles · 5 months

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My friend sent me this photo of her sister and I felt like this was the appropriate response XD

#tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jon sims #what a silly guy

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y3llow-hoodie · 10 months

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gods-little-meow-meow · 3 months

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im loving the difference between the magnus archives slow burn, dread filled story vrs the magnus protocol which is like being shot with several different chekhov's guns all at one

#the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp #liek what do you Mean celia jon hilltop road gwen colin all happened in the Same Episode

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howboutsleep · 2 months

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lena would struggle so hard to stop from giggling if she still had any capability of expressing emotions. imagine this dumbass who explicitly stated that she "wants your job" coming back from literally the first assignment looking like a wet malnourished cat storming into your office "What. The hell. Was that." like girlie my dear gwendolyn "he can read??????" bouchard its like lvl 1 Horror you havent even got to the real Horrors yet

#“what was that” was such a simple line of dialogue that sent me into a laughing fit #gwen's jonness increasing exponentially with each episode #pathetic loser representation #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

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