[texting]
Duke: I can't remember a song. Can you help me?
Tim: I'm at work but sure.
Duke: Okay, it goes like this.
Duke: Buh buh buh bum bum bum ba buh bum bum bum bum bum bum bum—
Tim: Stop. Stop.
Duke: —bum bum bum bum bum bum bum—
Tim: What am I supposed to do with this?
Duke: That's how the song goes.
Tim: I cannot listen to a text message.
Duke: But the song goes like buh buh buh buh buh buh buh—
Tim: THAT DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL.
Duke: PLEASE JUST HELP ME.
Tim: WHERE DID THE THINKING STOP?
Duke: Oh I found it, never mind.
Duke's phone: {You have been blocked by this number}
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Finishing the Locked Tomb series while waiting to read the last two Murderbot books sure is something, huh.
Watching these teenage necromancers and cavaliers go through the Horrors and thinking “Murderbot Would Not Tolerate Any of This Shit”
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“FACE THE WRATH OF A MAELSTROM!”
Food for the Black Pearl Cookie likers
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redrew a redraw from a year ago :))
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Dark fantasy General Lilia engaging in vampiric activity.......... I may be in over my head for smth I'm not using refrence for, but the statue of Perseus holding Medusa's head gave me ideas
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Y'all I wish it was "no thoughts head empty"- instead I'm "many thoughts head full" bitch I am at capacity
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Fucking love this ghost kid what did yall say his backstory was again
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“I’m agro/ace”
“Don’t you mean aro/ace?”
“No, I don’t” *pulls out knife*
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