Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

Yeehaw-verse

: let's get this already western themed media more western

Showdown at Gunsmoke

Ruby Ryder

(I know this rifle isn't going to work but I had to incorporate a cross somehow... I lack imagination )

I'll never know how you're gonna grow//You'll never know I loved you so

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

I think the tongue eating louse from how fish is made has tumblr sexyman potential

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

hope all my organs see sunlight one day. they earned it.

Scam likely has extremely similar vibes to Garfield the deals warlock so uh. I’ve kinda been imagining scam likely as an anthropomorphic cat this entire time

i could fix darryl wilson just gimme a joint and a brokeback mountain dvd

french-canadian doggirls say aweaux

The Rise and Fall of Vash the Stampede and the Worms from No Man’s Land

no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

Get in loser, we're starting an oak cult.