Sirius, high off his ass: do you think the wind is trying to tell us something we don’t know how to hear?
Regulus: *sigh* I just want you to stop saying ODD SHIT.
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This is so Sirius Black. Also the barbed wire necklace? What I wouldn’t give to see THE Sirius Black wear one
I LOVE Conan he’s so Sirius coded 😩😩😩
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girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc
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i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
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sirius: Kissing can burns 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)
remus: Are you calling me fat?
sirius: No that's not what I meant I-
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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