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sophieezastrology · 6 months

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WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THAT

#NONONO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING #THIS CANT #WHAT THE FUCK #showfall ask blog #encoreverse blog #ask blog #showfall media ask blog #encoreverse

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ronkeyroo · 2 years

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My attraction to Vilkas can be summarized by “I want to punch his smug face so fkn hard before shoving him against the wall and beating each other up” and also at the same time “come to me you dumbass wolf ill give you all of the love and comfort and gentle touches and bjs you need literally have every permission to end me i love y-”

#Vilkas skyrim #hes just #so infuriatingly #delicious #and also i adore bad bois with a soft side LIKE #I CAN SEE THE TENSION #BUT ITS NOT THERE CAUSE HES A DICK #i mean he is kinda #HES JUST EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED AND ANGRY AT THE WORLD #and just really needs someone to love and learn to be vulnurble with #i die everytime i read how much love and tenderness he shows towards dovahkin/ocs underneath all the edge #he really does care and you can see it #dont even get me started on him #that nonono this cant be happening when your player dies and he lowkey goes into a blind rage #anD THE WAY HES JUST SO SAPPY AND LOVING WHEN YOU MARRY HIM GUY IS GODAMN LOVE STARVED GIVE HIM ALL OF IT AND HE WILL SHUT UPPPPP #and the fact hes just a huge dork and a dufus behind all of that smart guy act i mean have you heared the way he screams when he sees dragon #bye #hes all brutality and edge trying to make ends meet but the same hands will tend & hold your cheek with so much love you will melt under him #i want to give him confidence and....and other things

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roseband · 1 year

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someone was asking for PT recommendations near me and i was gonna recommend my PT ive seen for three different dislocations

and i looked him up to send the address to them.....and he got fucking arrested for insurance fraud.....and his practice closed

im gonna fucking scream now what happens next time joint goes boom

#personal #nooooo my grandma saw him (when she was refusing knee replacements lol) and my mom saw him for her frozen shoulder #and i trust him with my sack o meat #i guess i cant trust him for billing insurance correctly cause he was stealing from insurance companies #but i dont care about that he got me able to draw again after arm + arm hole didnt want to stay #and able to walk again w/o too much pain after hip didnt want to stay in hip hole #IM SORTA PANICKING WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME CUZ THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A NEXT TIME #im gonna have to find a new PT nononononononono NONONO no NO

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cyberkitty1 · 11 months

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can you pls write e42!miles x crybaby!reader? i feel like he might not react the best initially to a very emotionally sensitive gf but he would come around (probably to aaron's dismay)

Things have been rocky between you and Miles lately. You feel he hasn’t been paying attention to you lately and you know its not just you being needy because his mom and Aaron see it as well!

You call him to ask if he wants to hang out with you today:

hey miles, ive missed you baby! how hve you been?

you hear an annoyed sigh on the other end of the phone.

Ok, supongo que ¿qué hay de ti?

good! I wanted to know if you may want to hang out with me today?

no, I’m busy

but we haven’t been on a date in weeks

i know I’m just busy with work, i cant talk right now. Bye

wait-

click

he hung up on you? He doesn’t hang up without saying bye? Thats new.

- couple days later -

you decided to show up to his house with his favorite foods. Rio answers the door. “¡Ay, mi bebé, estás aquí! Cómo ha estado” “¡He estado buena! Y usted, ¿cómo está señora Morales?” “Buenas gracias por preguntar ¿por qué estás aquí?”

Oh um I haven’t seen Miles in a while and he hasn’t been answering my calls or texts.

Rio gives you an annoyed look “ i’m sorry hunny he’s been really busy” “yea, is it ok if i just put this in his room and leave?” “yes of course!”

So you make your way to his bedroom waving to Aaron. You open the door to see him playing games on his computer. you wonder to yourself is this what he’s been doing instead of replying to you?? interesting.

He turns around to see you but doesn’t say anything. “Hola, mi príncipe, sé que has estado ocupado últimamente, ¡así que te traje comida!” you say smiling. “ ok….just put it on my dresser.” he says sounding a but annoyed. “ ok, i also came here to talk to you” you said said standing behind him.

There was an odd silence between you guys “ well aint you here now? speak.” You were caught off guard a bit.” Yea umm are you upset with me or something? I call you and text you but your not replying.”

He sighs pausing his game “ so i always have to talk to you or something? Like can i not be tired now?” he say’s defensively. “ nonono I mean i call and text you but you will leave me on read or you just decline my calls. Did i do soemthong to make you upset, tell me.” he rolls his eyes “ you doin’ too much, i cant do this anymore” he whispers.

you look at him shocked “ what did you say?” tears filling your eyes. “ he stands backing you into the door. your eyes where already filled with tears willing to spill. “ I said I cant do this anymore! you always wanna call me and text me ma, you cry all the time like now! look you’re gonna cry.”

He says getting all in your face. You are way too stunned to speak. You open the door walking out. At this point you’re crying, mascara all over your face.

Coming down the stairs you see Aaron and Rio watching TV. Aaron speaks first “ what happened are you ok?” you look at them for a split second “ no um i’m just gonna go home, good night” voice cracking.

Aaron and Rio look at each other. “ Ill go talk to him” Aaron says.

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Part 2!

not really proof read.

im using a different app for translations!!

#earth 42 miles #earth 42 miles morales x reader #atsv x reader #earth 42 miles morales #miles morales #miles morales x reader #earth 42 #angst #no comfort

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comet-forgot-you · 2 months

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reflections

kate bishop x reader

summary: kate shows you how much she enjoys the gift you got her for her birthday.

warnings: 18+ pls, smut, mirror sex, strap use, kate refers to her strap as her cock, tummy bulge, edging (maybe?), kate really wants you to watch.

a/n: guys idk whats wrong with me what happened to my long works?? did they get lost in my break? find out next time 👹 do not repost for any reason.

the room was dark, the only source of light coming from the tv playing a movie that had been long forgotten. hands held your hips in a tight grip, kate’s breath against your neck. “look, baby,” she whispers in your ear, tilting your head up to look at the mirror in front of you.

the sight elicits a quiet whine from you. your legs spread wide open, kate’s strap buried deep in your cunt, you’re almost certain you can see it cause a bulge in your belly. it’s purple, matching kate’s signature color perfectly. your eyes try to find kate’s, but they’re much too concentrated on where the two of you meet.

her hand moves down to your thigh, squeezing gently at the fat of it. “kate,” you whine, grinding against the strap. it nudges against your walls so perfectly, a moan falling from your lips. kate’s eyes meet yours, they’re dark, full of need.

“hmm?” she hums, pressing a kiss to skin below your ear. it sends a shiver down your spine.

“please, js’ fuck me. need it so bad,” you slur, grinding your hips against her strap. kate smiles against your skin before guiding your hips to bounce on the strap. kate’s hand previously holding your thigh moves to rub tight circles against your swollen clit. your eyes roll back, loud whines falling from your lips.

“so needy, baby. if you wanna cum, you’ll have to watch me fuck you,” she murmurs. your gaze snaps to your reflection, not wanting to have your orgasm ripped away from you. “good girl.”

“fuck, kate.” she picks up her pace, bucking her hips up to meet your sopping cunt. its all so good, the stretch of the strap, the way it presses against your sweet spots so perfectly, it’s all so good, so fucking good.

“look at you, takin’ my cock so well, hmm?” you nod, unable to form the words. “yeah,” she draws out, biting the skin of your neck gently. your walls squeeze around the plastic of kate’s strap and she cants seem to tear her gaze from the scene in front of her. her fingers graze your stomach before pushing down against the bulge her strap causes. “look baby,” she whispers. your eyes are already locked on her hands. “my cock’s fillin’ you up so good, so much, look at how good im fillin’ you up, baby.” her words are so nasty, your cheeks heat up.

“katee,” your head falls back against her shoulder and kate’s movements are quick to halt. “nonono, please katie, need to cum so bad,” you whine out, trying desperately to save your orgasm by grinding down against her strap. her hands grip your hips, stopping your movements.

“no, what did i tell you, baby? you gotta watch if you wanna cum. don’t be shy now, baby, won’t do you any good,” her words are firm and you try to lift your head up to watch. “good girl,” she murmurs as you lift your head.

her previous actions resume, her fingers teasing your clit, other hand holding your hip to help fuck up into you. you can feel your orgasm approaching, the coil in your stomach so close to snapping.

kate bites your shoulder gently before placing a kiss on it. “cum, baby, know you wanna,” she whispers. minutes pass before you’re coming undone on her strap.

“yeah, just like that, doin’ so good, baby,” she murmurs as you come down from your high. you’re breathless, the feeling of her strap still buried deep inside of you feeling so fucking good. “thanks for the birthday gift, baby,” she murmurs, pressing a kiss to the nape of your neck.

reblogs much appreciated :D

#kate bishop x reader #kate bishop #i want kate bishop #hailee steinfield x reader #hailee steinfeld #marvel smut #marvel #marvel characters #hawkeye #wlw smut

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diorsluv · 4 months

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feather , part 17

“ like whatever, you’re a waste of time ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

jackhughes

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jackhughes ok guys let’s balance things out 🙏

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yourusername EWW u said u weren’t gonna post that blurry pic of me 😰

yourusername um but also the caption?? wym 😭

→ jackhughes don’t worry abt it

→ _quinnhughes it doesn’t mean anything dw

→ trevorzegras jack wants a little peace in his life that’s all

→ colecaufield he’s mr miyagi

_quinnhughes the shopping cart was kind of uncomfortable

→ yourusername awww r u a little butthurt

→ _quinnhughes actually yes my butt does hurt 🤬🤬

trevorzegras isn’t that lake pic like really old

→ jackhughes yes

→ yourusername he has the chance to use it now bc he never posts me 🙄

rutgermcgroarty i’m scared another war’s gonna happen and i’m hiding out in your comments

→ jackhughes ur safe here bro dont worry 🫡🫡

→ markestapa me too

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→ jackhughes well its definitely not gonna be the same as it was before

→ _alexturcotte dammit ur right

→ yourusername what why? am i the only clueless one here

adamfantilli i take it lil drizzy hasn’t seen it yet

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username35 lord you’re all so dramatic SHE HAS A BF so it shouldn’t matter

missseraphina

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missseraphina we messin around or nah? 💘

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username3 yall this is kind of embarrassing!

username85 LMFAOOOOO

username23 i swear to god this is luke hughes

→ username74 who?

→ username59 i mean he did like the post

username14 oh. my. god. is this why all the guys were panicking on jack’s post???

username32 aw i’m happy you found someone!!

→ missseraphina not official yet haha

username50 so… dryshughes is never happening is it

→ username61 the ship has officially sunken 😔

lhughes_06 maybe

liked by missseraphina

→ username75 NOOOO

username97 this is it yall. i cant live knowing theyre both in separate relationships.

→ username46 BUT HOLD ON NOW, HERS IS FALLING APART AND HIS ISN’T EVEN OFFICIAL YET

→ username17 uhh who r we talking about lmao

yourusername oh

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next chapter notes ) how are we doing yall.. ik ik it’s chaotic and shit BUT YOU’LL GET WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR SOONNN and yall kept complaining abt bookmark but yall should really b complaining abt misssera whats her name HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONEEE (i originally didn’t plan to post this on jan 1 but it is what it is 🫣), sorry for starting the new year off with even more drama lmfaooo

tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr

#luke hughes x reader #luke hughes x y/n #luke hughes fic #luke hughes fanfic #luke hughes #quinn hughes #jack hughes #trevor zegras #jamie drysdale #alex turcotte #cole caufield #luca fantilli #rutger mcgroarty #adam fantilli #dylan duke #ethan edwards #mark estapa #mackie samoskevich

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c-nstellati-ns · 1 year

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I'd like to believe that vampires go into heat, so sometimes during that period, you wake up from a wet dream, just to lift your blanket and find Dio under there slobbering over your hard on as he desperately palms at the tent in your pants while struggling to get your pants off. You only ever see Dio in such a horny irrational frenzy when he's really worked up or nearing climax, but you haven't even touched him yet and he's on the verge of tears. All he wants is some relief and to be bred. You cant help but chuckle at this unbecoming sight of so called "Lord Dio"/ "Dio-sama", so you decide to have more fun with it. You'll only give him what he wants if he can ride your thigh and hold off cumming until you say so. Needless to say, he failed. He did not last particularly long, but his whorish whiny begging got you consider going easy on him. You toss him backwards onto the bed, his legs slung over your shoulders as you tease his hole until he's sobbing for you to just put it in already. You fold him into a breeding press and your mouth latches onto his nipple as you sheathe yourself into the right ring of that Brandussy. He instantly crumbles into a mess. If you didn't know any better, you'd think he's just a common whore instead of a 100+ year old being who's transcended human mortality. With each thrust, spurts of his pre cum shoot onto his tits. If anyone on the other side of the bedroom door were to hear the happenings from the inside, they'd probably assume Dio is toying with another unfortunate woman who'll soon become his next meal. His face is contorted into a splendid teary eyed ahegao as he babbles and claws at your back. Just as you feel he's about to come, you pull out and lean back. Absolutely dumbfounded, he sits up with a pout. You feign boredom, "you useless hole. Your worth boils down to a mere toy for me to use for pleasure, and you can't even get me remotely close to climax? Do you think you deserve to cum before me? You didn't even listen to me the first time and I let it slide." Dio's eyes widen, and tears cascade down his cheeks. "nonono please, I'll do anything, pleaseplease I just want your cum. What can I do? I- I just-", he sobs. You grab his cheeks and force his face close to your own. "I'll give you one last chance. Ride me. If you can last until after I come, I give you full permission for you to do so as well." Dio wastes no time mounting you and bouncing on your cock. You sit back with your hands behind your head and enjoy the show. You watch as the bulge in his abdomen appears and disappears inside him, the way his eyes roll painfully back into his head when your tip continuously pounds his sweet spot. You're also very much enjoying the bouncing of his tits to the rhythm of his movements. The girlish moans he lets out only encourage your quickly incoming climax. He's putting on a real spectacle for you without really trying. You wouldn't trade this view for anything. You finally let go and fill him to the brim with your seed with a sigh. The feeling of your warmth spreading through his lower half pushes Dio to his own climax. He throws his head back in a silent scream, and collapses onto your chest. Thoroughly satisfied he nestled his face in the crook of your neck. Your cock slips out of him and your cum seeps out of his gaping hole and onto the bed. Dio revels in the feeling of the sheer amount of seed pouring out of him as he embraces the wave of fatigue that has just washed over him. Well, you'll deal with the cleanup later. His face is totally serene. You find yourself staring at his features: his partly open mouth, drool threatening to breach his lips, and his eyes, usually filled with fire and emotion, now closed and relaxed. Your hand makes its way to his hair to twirl a strand towards his neck as your heavy eyes also push you to your own slumber. -that anon

Fucking hell I need to sleep it's almost 3am

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!! i genuinely wish both sides of your pillow are cold tonight and you get a hearty healthy 8 hours of lovely rest along with it.

but when you do eventually both wake up, dio is clinging onto you tightly, refusing to let you go. he refuses to acknowledge how he acted the night before, but when you press close and mutter, "so you wouldn't like it if i pushed you down right now and knocked you up all over again?" the noise he makes after is equivalent to that of a dying goose and scoffs, trying to deny it,, but you know the truth <3 tho he wouldn't exactly mind if you did try to get him pregnant,,,

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faiirybread · 6 months

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the wilt of the rose ︴dr3

🥀in which.. they just cant talk to eachother

pt1! pt2!

danielricciardo just posted!

did you think i didnt see you?

tagged: clara11.8

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user1 DAD NOOO

user2 STAWP STAWP STAWP

user3 clara11.8 PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE. SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS MESS

user4 bro u miss her

landonorris DAD PLEASE THIS ISNT YOU

user5 lando is just like the rest of us fr

user6 i need someone on twitter to explain the FULL timeline because i am so so confused on how this happened bro

user7 samee like i need to know who cheated first, who was pettier, AND WHO THE HELL WAS IN YNS POST!!!

redbull 😻😻 and mclaren 😕

papaya cult member

danny what the hell is going on

are you and yn like seriously over

im so confused

maxy paxy #1

yeah everytime i go on insta something is going on with you two

pls clear up the rumors

papaya cult member

danny i can see you reading this

maxy paxy #1

DANNY TELL US

DANNY RIIIC

idek tbh

papaya cult member

im gonna punch you

DANNY RIIIC

STOP i just dont know whats going on

like we went for that date and everything was fine and then the stuff about her and some guy came out

like idk

papaya cult member

ok but who started it

maxy paxy #1

yeah who cheated first

papaya cult member

be so honest rn

DANNY RIIIC

..me

papaya cult member

DANNY

WHAT THE FUCK

maxy paxy #1

dude..

DANNY RIIIC

HEAR ME OUT

papaya cult member

NO???

DANNY RIIIC

NONONO LISTEN

LISTEN

IT WAS HER FIRST

SHE CAME ONTO ME

maxy paxy #1

danny slow down

give us the full story

DANNY RIIIC

it doesnt even matter anymore

i just want it to be done

i miss her

i fucked up so bad you guys

papaya cult member

no shit sherlock

DANNY RIIIC

like

what am i supposed to do?

maxy paxy #1

mate im gonna be honest

i dont think you can fix it

DANNY RIIIC

what

why

papaya cult member

BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

DANNY RIIIC

yeah i know that but like

is there fr no way back?

maxy paxy #1

ok lando back off

ok?

take a breather

papaya cult member

k.

maxy paxy #1

danny.

you betrayed her trust

so so much

like you will have to grovel your way back

DANNY RIIIC

ok

ok i will

yourusername just posted!

there were flashing lights 🎇

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topwxntersoldxer · 1 year

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Always - Isaac Lahey

Summary: Your boyfriend Isaac Lahey always being your knight in shining armour

Pairings: Isaac Lahey x Reader

A/N: I been going on a teen wolf binge lately so I will be posting more teen wolf imagines. Sorry if its short. Hope you enjoy!

You never felt more pain in your life.

Lately it was like everything was going wrong.

You and your boyfriend went through a tough patch and he disappeared. You and the pack have been driving yourselves crazy trying to figure out what new threat is running around Beacon Hills. It seems like everything you were trying just wasn’t enough.

This is what led you to running through the woods. You ran. That’s another problem you always ran. Running was one of the few things that was able to completely empty your mind. You did it before you became a wolf and it is still one of your favorite things to do. For awhile you didnt think about Scott or Isaac, the killings, hunters. It was dangerous running through the woods with everything going on but it was a chance you were willing to take. Until you took the wrong step and stepped right into a bear trap. The excruciating pain knocked you off your feet unto the ground causing you to howl like your life depended on it. The pegs of the bear trap buried so deep in your skin laced in some type of herb probably wolfsbane that kept you from healing. Of course you didn’t have your phone so you couldn’t call anyone you just hoped that by howling eventually someone would hear you.

Desperately you tried to keep yourself together that if you calmed down you would figure a way out of the trap. There was no use to trying to pry open the trap. You hoped that someone would come save you from the trap and hoped they came before a hunter figured you were here. Your whimpers and cries could be heard in the woods. That’s when you heard multiple sounds of footsteps coming into the woods. "Nonono" you began to panic. That’s when you began to try to pry the trap together despite your best judgement.

"Y/n where are you"

You began to release a breath you didn’t know you were holding and began to laugh of relief. Somehow Isaac always found and saved you no matter what trouble you found yourself in. "Isaac I cant move" tears were still spilling from your eyes down your face. Even without clear vision from your tears you knew he felt guilt for what happened. "Just don’t move y/n. I got you okay. Im gonna get you out" He grabbed your hand taking some of your pain away before working to get you out of the bear trap. It wasn’t until you felt the bear trap snap open and release off your leg you felt relief. Your leg was still in awful pain but at least you werent trapped.

"You came for me" tears were spilling down your face not from the pain you still felt in your leg. Isaac sat down next to you. He held your hand rubbing circles on your skin "Love Im always going to come for you. Always. I love you. There isnt anything I wouldn’t do for you. I would rip this whole town apart if you wanted me to. I would never let anyone hurt you." He pulled you closer to him resting his forehead against yours. "Im so sorry about everything that’s been happening with us." you felt tears tracing down your face. You werent too sure whether they were yours or his but they were there. "I love you Is. Im always going to love you through everything. Im always going to be here"

#teen wolf #teen wolf imagines #isaac lahey #isaac lahey imagine #isaac lahey imagines #isaac lahey x reader #teen wolf imagine #teen wolf x reader

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tkfanz428 · 7 months

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“I’m bored….”

Lee: Noah

Ler: Izzy

TDWT

Izzy sits at the corner of the plane seat, curled into a ball. She puffs her breath since Owen threatened to break up with her if she started beef again with Chef. She whines as she stays in her seat, rocking back and forth, popping bubbles in her mouth.

“Ugh…. Could you be any louder…?” Noah groaned, he covered his ears before lifting his legs. He laid them down right next to Izzy, big mistake of his… a thought lifted her frown into a smile…

He felt his shoe getting lose, before he could tug it. He felt a hand grab him by the ankle.

“Hey? Izzy? Wait what’re you-?!” He watched his shoe tumble on the ground, he then saw his sock fall on the ground.

“Hope you ready Noah…” Izzy giggles, she lifted her free hand, wiggling her fingers in the air. Noah tried to tug his foot away, his hands kept sliding off the seat.

“AGH!!!!” Noah squealed, his foot shook with every finger that spidered up his toes. Izzy giggles, she traps Noah’s toes, she watches as he desperately twitches. Noah bangs his head against the seat, he covers his head, laughing harder every second.

“Shouldn’t we stop this?” Tyler questions,

“I don’t know I kinda wanna watch what happens next.” Owen leans on his hand.

“Well we can call this free entertainment.” Alejandro smirks, Noah turns to him, trying to hold a glare and his puffed up laughs. Izzy pauses for a moment, Noah gasps as he lifts his head look at her.

“Okay.. you had your fun Izzy. Now let me go, or I’ll- YAGH!!!” Noah burst out laughing as Izzy snuck her hand back to his sole. This was the first time she’s heard him laugh so hard because of her. She watched as he tried to hard to curl in his foot. Noah covered his face, blocking the boys’ view of the tears flooding around his face.

“Izzy! PLEHEHEASE! STOP IT! I CANT TAKE ANY-*HIC!*-MORE!” Noah choked out, Izzy couldn’t even understand what he was saying as everything that came out his mouth was cut off by a hiccup. Noah jerked closer to the edge of the seat, he fell down to the floor. The loud thud caught Team Victory’s attention.

He started kicking with his free leg. All it felt like to Izzy was some soft shoves. She then grabbed his other ankle.

“Thank you for letting me know Noah. I agree. I think the other foot is feeling lonely.” Izzy started untying his other shoe.

“Wait! WAIT! NOHOHO! IZZY THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT! IZZY LET ME GOHO!” Noah couldn’t help but laugh, if it was irritating before, it’ll definitely be hell for him now.

“Let me experiment real quick..” Izzy pecked at his socked foot, Noah squeaked, she pecked his bare foot, he squeaks once more. Izzy noticed a quicker reaction without the sock on. Noah felt the last bit of protection peel off his feet. She wrapped her arms around Noah’s defenseless legs.

“I’d rather not hog him up you guys. Anyone like a turn?” Izzy turned to the others.

Noah’s face turned pale.

“Wait, don’t bring other people into this!” Noah whimpered. It didn’t take long for everyone to gang up on him, for the next hour, he was a laughing mess.

“I’m gettin bored of just this spot. Let’s make it more fun for him..” Alejandro went to Noahs head. He pulled Noah’s arms up, exposing his sucked in belly.

“Hey-! *HIC!* Nonono please..!” Noah laughed out.

The rest of team victory all dove into his belly, all Noah could feel was the sensations of soft, cold hands rubbing and poking his belly and feet. He was struggling more to catch a breath now that his two worst spots were being mercilessly tormented. His squeals and screams began to sound more agitated than pleasurable.

His desperate cries for help eventually reached Team amazon.

Courtney intervened, forcing Izzy to let Noah go. He laid on the ground, panting, hiccuping, choking on his own giggles. His body kept twitching.

“You’re lucky I got my wiggles out now Noah. But next time it’ll be on my time only.” Izzy laid her head on the wall behind her. Her snores signaled everyone else to go back to what they were doing. Noah hugged he tightly, thanking her for saving him, at the corner of his eye, he saw Alejandro glaring at him.

His green eyes showed a sign of malice, it unnerved him slightly….

#tickle art #total drama tickles #lee!noah #ler!izzy

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w1nters0ldier20 · 2 months

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I’ll give up everything just to find you.

Stucky fic🤍

A/N : this is my first fic so if its bad im srry😭

Warnings — angst, happy ending, language, a slur(I CAN SAY),

Steve was panicking, shaking and every scared action you could possibly imagine. Bucky, his bucky had just got shot and taken by HYDRA. Steve had screamed “NO!” As he was forcefully taken back to the hellhole he had just escaped. But steve didn’t give up he started to chase the car down, but it was too late and too fast. He fell to his knees and sobbed.

Natasha walked over”steve..” steve shushed her”i don’t wanna hear it” he said in choked out sobs, “we’ll find him steve, come on back to the jet and lets get you healed.” Natasha replied and steve wobbled back to the jet crying into Natasha. “it’s my fault”he says in muffled sobs. “No, no steve it isn’t, its gonna be ok we’re going to find him” she says emphasizing the word going.

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Bucky’s POV:

He woke up in a panic, breathing heavily as he slowly came back to reality realizing where he was. His mind overwhelmed with thoughts “nonono please no” “is steve ok?” “Is everybody captured” “fuck not again please..” he cried silently as these thoughts rushed over him. “If it isn’t the winter soldier.. back to reclaim your place?” The HYDRA agent spat. “First of all, im not the winter soldier anymore. I’ve changed, moved on, and hell i even found a fucking boyfriend. Secondly you forced me to be here you asshole.” Bucky spat back as the HYDRA agent smirked

“Still feisty aren’t ya?good you need a little fire to ignite the soldier”the agent chuckled as Bucky was paralyzed in fear. “Oh steve.. please please find me”

Steves POV:

Nonstop work. “Gotta find him, gotta find my buck”his mind screamed as he tried to find every HYRDA location. 2 days, 2 fucking days since Bucky was shot and captured and it had been all his fault. He was in sobs and practically murdered with guilt. Tony walks in to see him sobbing trying to find clues to as where Bucky went. “Hey cap.. it’s 4am, get some rest i’ll continue for now until you wake up.”tony says sadly”you’ve been at this nonstop let me help.”he trys to smile. “Thanks tony, but you really dont have too, i got this.” He says, his voice husky and barely there since the screaming and crying. Even so he fakes a smile.“Fine, if you don’t want to leave me to it lemme help cap.”tony sits down and starts to help pinpoint locations”

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Buckys POV:

“Ready to comply?” The HYDRA agent says with a clenched jaw. “Nope.” Bucky chuckles emphasizing the p. The agent punches him again, “say no again see what happens faggot.” He scoffs at Bucky as bucky spits out blood.

The agent leaves the room and Bucky’s mine rushes over thoughts of steve and their last conversation.

“Lost your game buck?” Steve laughs playfully at him.”you wish Stevie” as buck throws a snowball at steve but misses again.”oh you have.”steve throws a snowball and hits Bucky in the chest.” Oh im so getting you back for that doll”he smirks

He would do anything to go back to that right now.

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Steves POV:

“Oh my god tony, we did it” he sobs, “thank you. Thank you so much” he cries happily”im going now, i cant wait till morning.” He sniffles as tony snaps back”woah slow your roll you need to sleep first and eat AND get ahold of yourself before you go sweetheart” he looks at steve concerned, “ill eat and drink but im not sleeping till i see my Bucky again.” So tony takes that and makes him waffles and gives him water.”here we come Bucky..” his mind races with happy thoughts of getting him back

“So when can we go?” Steve says as he finishes his meal, all the avengers awake and ready to go get Bucky away from those stupid HYDRA agents. “Now i guess, right guys?” Natasha says trying to boost the mood. “Alright lets go”clint says smiling softly

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Buckys POV:

“Your fuckin dead, you hear me? dead.” As he slaps bucky another time. His face is full of bruces and cuts. 10 minutes ago, atleast he thought it was ten minutes ago, Bucky spit 3 times on the hydra agent and now he’s taking his anger out on him, he swears hes gonna pass out or die or anything. “Steve..” he says before passing out.

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Steves POV:

They are trying to sneak around the agents of HYDRA, “goddamn they have this place well guarded.. gotta hand it to the bastards” tony states,”shame we have to kick they’re ass!” Steve says before running out dodging bullets left and right beating them up fiercely with his fists, feet & his sheild

“Well fuck.” Natasha curses before running out to help him, “always running on impulse” she mutters under her breath laughing. “Im going in.” Steve states on the comms

“Bucky, oh Bucky where are you..” he whispered as hydra agents bombarded him with bullets(of course his shield blocked them). Steve starts to beat them off one by one, asking “wheres bucky?” To all of them, which none answered as they just replied”hail HYDRA”as they died

He runs until he sees a cell, and he sees.. bucky. Bloody, bruised and hopefully asleep or passed out. Steve runs inside breaking down the cell, that wakes bucky up.” Please sir no more..” he wakes up realizing its steve, “oh my god doll” he says as a tears slide down his face”i got you buck im here baby, can you walk?” Steve says as he breaks the refinements off him. “I think..” bucky wobbles but eventually starts to walk with steve, “need a gun?”steve chuckles as Bucky nods. Steve hands him a gun as they start beating the shit out of agents.

“Fuckkk yea! Revenge bitches!” Bucky screams as he shoots them. “Lets get out of here buck.” As they start to run to the jet. “We’re in the jet, make your way back” steve says to the comms.

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Bucky’s POV:

“I missed you Stevie..” he purrs in Steve’s ear and kisses him, steve kisses him back and giggles, “how did you.. prevent the winter soldier thing you know?” He asks, “oh its not in “programming” anymore i guess” Bucky replies, “no more questions though just shut up and kiss me before they get back” he smiles and kisses him and it turns into a make out session “fuck Bucky..”steve whimpers, as if the worst timing the rest of the avengers start to come into the jet. “Get a room you animals, it hasn’t even been 5 minutes and you to are getting down dirty in the jet” tony remarks scoffing, “yea whatever grandpa” bucky snorts and kisses steve one more time, “oh yea, back of the jet now we need to clean these up” as he eyes the bruises on his face.“Finee” bucky sighs and walks to the back of the jet,

Oh how happy he was to be home.

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A/n : AHHH I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A GOOD LENGTHED FIC?? For a first timee pls lmk if you like it!! :3 the title was based off an evanescene song!! Love her songs sm❤️also pls lmk how to see a word count😭 i cannot find it

#steve rogers #the winter soldier #bucky barnes #captain america #tony stark #natasha romanoff #clint barton #marvel #stucky #steve rogers fanfic #bucky barnes fanfiction

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zachhh · 9 days

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glados: ok guys wanna get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

atlas: yea dude i need me some t-r-e-a-t

wheatley: whatchu guys talking about :3

chell: yeah why didnt u guys just spell dess-

glados & atlas: NONONO SHUT UP DONT SAY IT

chell: uh, why?

atlas: ...how do we tell you this?

glados: wheatley...cant spell. so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesnt get too excited

pbody nods

chell: hes a grown man, he cant handle hearing the word "treat"?

wheatley: TREAT? :D

pbody: NO TREAT

wheatley: TREAT? :D

pbody: NO TREAT!

wheatley: TREAT? :)

pbody: NO TREAT!!

wheat: aw:(

chell: 😐 OK WHAT IS HAPPENING?

glados: we told u that he gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t

wheat: whatchu talkin about :3

glados: neurotoxin

wheat: aw shucks :|

chell: so what, you guys just treat him like a toddler?

wheat: TREAT?

chell: NO TREAT

wheat: TREAT??

chell: NO TREAT!

wheat: TREAT?? :D

chell: NO TREAT!!

wheat: aww :[

atlas: dude u gotta spell if ure talking abt f-o-o-d

chell: ok so are we getting an s-n-a-c-k

wheatley: SNACK?

pbody: aw cmon...

wheatley: aw dude, really!?

chell: OH CMON I SPELLED IT

glados: well he knows how to spell snack!

chell: oh so he knows how to spell snack but he cant spell treat?

wheatley: TREAT?

chell: NO TREAT!

wheatley: TREAT??

chell: NO TREAT!!

wheatley: TREAT???

chell: GODDAMNIT >:(

glados: ok hes getting fussy, it's time for an n-a-p

wheatley: yeah~

chell: what does n-a-p spell? :|

wheatley: party ^w^

(video ends w wheatley in space)

#maybe ill animate this someday idk

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warrenwrites · 2 years

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Eddie Munson Lee Headcanons

My god this boy has me in a chokehold. Didn’t mean to put so much of his relationship with his uncle but once I started I couldn’t stop

Not proof read, i’m dyslexic i’m so sorry

Ler Headcanons Here

ALSO LOOK AT THE GAP IN HIS SHIRT I WANNA SLIDE MY HANDS UP HIS SHIRT AND GRAB HIS WAIST

Growing up, Eddie had experience being tickled from his late childhood to teen years all the way up to his graduation. He never grew out of being a shithead so he never got away with not being tickled:

Being the show off, hyperactive teenager that he was, his uncle would use it as a way to tame the spitfire. Uncle Wayne would nearly clothes line him and pull him into his chest when he was running ramped in the home. Eddie would already have been laughing at this point but would increase in panic/volume as he’d fold when Wayne would start digging his hands into his sides.

Wayne would affectionately put his hand on the back of Eddie’s neck to jostle him a little while talking to him or introducing him as “His boy, Eddie”. Eddie would tense, scrunch up his shoulders and do his very best not to laugh in front of the stranger, acting like he was just embarrassed. He’d blush like hell if Wayne did this around you either introducing you in early childhood or more recently

Uncle Wayne is no stranger to grabbing at his sides to make him give up space of the couch, to which Eddie would flinch so hard he’d nearly stand up before retreating to his side of the lounge.

Or alternatively, latching onto his ankles to pull him out of bed for school. Eddie would kick and laugh regardless of his Uncle’s intention because if anyone was gonna tickle him at that point, It was his uncle.

Although it doesn’t happen an insane amount anymore he will still flinch if Wayne threatens him with an “attitude adjustment”’ or asks if he needs to “Calm down for a minute”, as it was always the go to to refocus young Eddie’s attention.

If Eddie is super hyped up he’ll do a little jump/side step/Almost boxing move like he was about to lunge and/or run away.

“Now don’t get smart with me” Always got him. It’s very clear he got his teasing/friendliness from his uncle

Despite all his Uncles torment, Eddie never assumes someone will try it so he’s very easy to surprise.

After a while he starts catching on but again, never assumes that someone's intention is to be affectionately physical with him. So he doesn’t flinch at first but will narrow his eyes, trying to gage your next move. “What are you planning?” While lowkey hoping it’s what he’s thinking.

Cannot handle being pinned down!!! He loves it so much but if you get him into a position where your hands are on his tickle spots and he cant evade them or twitch around? His laughter quickly turns into “NO! NONONONONONONO BABY BABY PLEASE! NONONO BABYBABYBABYHEEEHEHEHEEH”

Covers his face with both hands prompting a “Baaaaad move, Munson”

Will drop his chin to his chest, giggling if you fluff his hair and accidentally get his ears with your fingertips.

Won’t deny his ticklishness verbally but will absolutely scoff and act like it’s the most ridiculous thing if you ask him. “ME? You’ve lost it, gorgeous.”

His uncle was always quick to start and quick to stop so when you introduce him to ghost tickles/anticipation he’s completely baffled at his new kryptonite.

The first time it’s all “What’s wrong, Eds? I’m not touching you anymore. Why are you still laughing?” “BECAUSE IT STILL TICKLES!” After the first time it’s usually “Yohou knohohow whahat yohohou’re dohohohing yohohou WIHIHITCH!”

Will smirk with his bottom lip inbetween his tongue and teeth just happy cringing and barely laughing until you put the smallest amount of effort in and then he jolts and FOLDS

Has very particular red zones that often baffle you. “Eheddie common, how is it that bad?” “Hohohowahaha dohohoho yohohou ahalwahahays fihihihihnd theheheehem?”

Pouts and crosses his arms to fend off the feeling is you just scribble at his sides and walk away.

I can vividly picture the panicked “Don’t you dare!”

Nerd will read Lord of the Rings to you while you cuddle into his chest, doing little tickles to his torso. He tries to read but can’t stop giggling his ass off and asks “Dohoho yohohou wahahant mehe toho kehehep reheheading ohor nohohot?” “You’re doing just fine 😊xx”

Internally panics at the tease “you’re far too ticklish to be this cocky”.

Steve once asked “Man, does this guy have an off switch?” and Eddie refused to make eye contact with you, fully well knowing you were looking at him.

If you wrap your arms around him from behind, he is T E N S E

Will talk and talk while staring at your hands. Sometimes he’ll just start giggling and jumping. “Yohohou’re dohohoing ihiht on PURPOSE!”

Takes tickling very seriously and as a challenge. One day when he’s laying on his stomach, arms wrapped around the pillow under his face you start scribbling into his ribs. “Ihihi’m NOHOHOT brihihihing my AHARMS DOWN!” (Cause he’s far too tough) “Works for me but yes. Yes you will.”

You ask him how long one of his tattoos took and he tells you “about 5 hours.” “So you can withstand a needle for 5hrs but not tickling for 5 minutes?”

He gets a new tattoo on his torso/ribs and when you ask how long before you can touch it he replies with “Never. YOU can never touch it.”

As long as he can laugh/kick/squirm or straight up run and move around, he can take it pretty well and laugh along without moving your hands away. It’s when you pin him that he calls mercy.

OR the first time you get a new spot, it’s all panic until he can get attuned to it, which there's only one method to do so.

S L U T T Y W A I S T

Doesn’t really know where his super bad spots are/where makes him laugh vs giggle and how bad light vs hard tickles affect him. He’d be genuinely curious but is very embarrassed and has a hard time receiving affection so he often provokes you into doing it.

On the same note, he CANNOT ask for it, if you tell him to admit he likes it or hit him with the old “what? you gotta tell me what you want” he’d groan so loud and put his head to the nearest pillow/wall or just into your chest. Of course you take pity on him because otherwise he’d go without, which would make you both sad.

Has the potential to boot you off the bed so instead he’ll keep a firm grip in you so you don’t get jolted off. This only keeps you close so he kinda digs his own grave. If it gets too much he’ll just pull you close into a hug and let you keep going while he laughs into your chest/collarbone, holding onto you for dear life.

“Steady, Munson”

Gets into a habit of holding you. Either you or your hands and won’t even notice how he could push your hands away but chooses not to.

His face will overheat if you point this out

In conclusion I love this man and his giggles fuel my happiness

#eddie munson #eddie munson tickle #eddie munson x reader #lee!eddie munson #lee!eddie #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson fic #my fic #ticklish!eddie

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ronkeyroo · 2 years

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little vilkas & Farkas things I like/witnessed while adventuring through skyrim with their dumb ass:

Vilkas screaming his fucking ASS off whenever he spots a dragon

VILKAS NOT SUPPORTING ME IN FISTFIGHTS, DOUBTING MY SKILLS AND “BETTING ON THE BIG GUY”

Vilkas humming to himself (I love you)

Farkas occasionally sniffing at you like the big silly wolf he is

“Hey-! That..That feels good!” When healing Farkas with restoration magic!!!

Stripping my dragonborn naked just to mess around with Farkas and listening to him reply: “Hey....You’re naked. Let me join you.” and proceeding to explode from the inside

Vilkas mentioning his childhood/sharing his wisdom when we enter/explore funky-ass locations 🥺

Farkas, dangerously threatening enemies with “You touch my family, you die.”

Farkas complimenting my dovahkin after impressive onehost kills saying “My womans an artist, that, she is”.

Vilkas complaining about silly shit and criticizing bad architecture

Vilkas’ “ If you need ANYTHING, Let, me know.”

Farkas every time I bring him somewhere beautiful; “Thats....Thats wow.”

Vilkas panicking @ Player’s death muttering “No nonono this cant be happening!” and Farkas yelling; “What?! NO!!” /// *clenches chest*

“oh its good to see you again, dear”

“ Hey, Love”

SCREAMS IN WEREWOLF

#its the little things that get me #we dont have alot of them ingame already so those interactions are so...bless #farkas #vilkas #skyrim #tes #the companions #Jorrvaskr #wolf twins #theyre too precious #please feel free to add your interactions too i LOVE THESE BOIS SO MUCH

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ev3rgreenxtrees · 14 days

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“this teaching you a lesson, h-hm chris? don’t be such a bratty little s-slut.”

“oh fuck! oh fuck! oh baby i’m sorry!”

“let me cum! p-please!”

“you’ll come when i say.”

“baby fuck i cant i cant!”

“yes you ca-“

“oh shit! oh fuck mommy i’m sorry mommy please i’m sorry fuck it feels so good!”

OH WOW IM CUMMING.

“Are ya gonna listen now, love?”

“Y-Yes! fuck, ‘m sorry, ma!”

“I dunno if i can trust you after that one, baby..”

“No, nonono, i’m your good boy! ‘m sorry! i-i promise it wont h-happen again!”

“Are you really a good boy, though? You’ve been being a bratty fucking whore all day.”

“Fuck, I- Please! I’ll be good from now on!”

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rewritingcanon · 1 year

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i would just like to SPECIFY and go into a bit of detail about what each thing actually means:

this may not seem so bad, but when i mean they will comment on anything, i mean anything. it doesnt have to be marauder-related. it doesn’t even need to be related to harry potter. i saw a tiktok on a gorilla eating a banana and someone deadass commented “thats cool and stan james potter 😝” and lord FORBID if you include anything with snape in it. want to make an edit of him? backlash. want to talk about how you like him because hes interestingly written? backlash. want to deconstruct his character due to how badly fanon twisted him and actually analyse him? “anyways stan james potter” may be the dominant response to that, just so you know.

“sirius would never say that about mary!” said the marauder fan, heartbroken. “canon sirius would hate himself in atyd!” i respond usually with “canon sirius is a white boy in the 70s, hes not the ‘slay feminist yass 😍’ king you think he is.” this elicits quite a plethora of negative reactions, and i understand why. misogyny is stinky, no one wants their favourite character to be acting like that. so this option doesn't mean "fans who like a characterisation of sirius black that isn't necessarily time period realistic," but rather "fans who deny canon evidence for a fanon conception and then hate on things that expand on the canon evidence provided to them." "they are wizards, which isn't realistic, but you choose the time period misogyny as a hill to die on?" the marauder fan replied to me (and im quite literally quoting on what a creator said to me, this isn't an exaggeration). meanwhile canon sirius black: *harrasses snape for dressing more femininely/more outside gender norms* yeah and you think that boy would be a feminist...

you may think to yourself: when did [insert ship] become a thing? why is this happening? who even is this person? most of the time, it's all in good fun, sometimes, however, ships are created that purely contradict the entire point of said character. snily was criticised for doing exactly this, and now look at where we are.

after reading these points, you may come to the conclusion: holy shit the problem is just marauders fans. in fact, you may take it one more and remember more shit that had occurred due to this sub fandom of the harry potter universe. ever been criticised for not characterising purely fanon (dorcas, marlene etc etc) characters properly? ever been attacked for calling out the hypocritical stanning of barty, evan, regulus and peter whilst piling all blame onto bellatrix or snape? yeah me too babes.

i know we've talked about tiktok a lot, but i raise one more thing: the inescapable hell that is dracotok. this usually consists of those young teenage girls thinking they are very hardcore for participating in death eater practices despite its mirroring of being violent oppressors on a discriminated group so they can impress none other than draco malfoy. this, or they're the badass 'girlboss' that can change him. completely and ironically misunderstanding the point of his character aside, every cringey POV/thirst trap you have EVER seen on tiktok is probably replicated and 10x worse on dracotok.

i swear i haven't heard the term "gryffindork" since 2016, but alas, there has been a comeback. i call hogwarts legacy fans 'baby' hp fans, because i seriously do believe that these people have not interacted with the fandom until now. that would be okay if they weren't regressing everyone to early 2000s discourse. are gryffindors not being invited to ravenclaw, hufflepuff and slytherin raves that deep? no. but those three houses wouldn't be having raves in the first place

we've all seen them, need i explain or go into detail? "b-but harry doesn't have any chemistry with ginny!!" so he does with DRACO of all people? "b-but lily and james are basic!" dont forget the roots from whence you came. its misogyny within the fandom disguised as allyship or whatever the hell this is. ship your ships, but leave the gals alone

this didn't get on my nerves until i suffered from years and years of randoms going into detail about why slytherin/hufflepuff was the best harry potter house and then getting genuine mad when idgaf. maybe you have experienced this tragedy too. there are grown people getting into genuine online beef with others because they made a joke about slytherin being evil or hufflepuff being useless. makes me think you are just evil and useless (just kidding, but please wake up and realise that slytherin & hufflepuff quite literally do not exist)

i sympathise for people who like snape, i do. i do not sympathise for those who attempt to justify or excuse his actions. this normally comes with a side dish of misogyny, because more often than not they will find a way to blame it on lily. other times, they will blame his trauma. i want to be clear: his trauma explains his actions, it doesn't excuse them. that is the whole point of him ruining his chances with lily (not even as a lover, but as a companion). you are doing your own injustice to his character by trying to make him innocent, please stop

it's understandable why the cursed child is so hated. it's meant to be seen, not read, in my opinion. there's a lot of things in it that i too wish didn't exist. but that doesn't make it "not canon" because it upsets you. and of ALL the things that these types of people would choose to complain about, these are the things they chose: albus potter's namesakes (we've been going on about this for years like can we stop now please), harry being a 'bad dad' (think about his own upbringing a tiny bit more and maybe your brain can make a little more sense of his actions), delphi being voldemort's child (probably the only thing that i agree with these people on), and albus' name again because they REALLY hate it (but then they will counter this by saying "james sirius" is a good name, when it's still mid asf). anyway, it doesn't matter how much you squeeze your eyes shut and writhe around about it, the cursed child is canon. soz lol

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