#I want to give him a cool rock and help him bake cookies and give him the burnt bits is that so much to ask
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🧁 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 — MATT STURNIOLO
Matt x Baker!Fem!Reader
Contains: No plot just smut, swearing, praise, pet names (baby, sweetheart, princess), teasing, begging, dry humping if you squint, doggy, gentle sex, unprotected sex, creampie, established relationship. Not proof read!
Synopsis: A story in which Matt has a sweet tooth for you instead of your baked goods after seeing you in the kitchen with nothing on but an apron and a pair of panties.
Word Count: 1,600
a/n: For the sweet little anon that asked about Boyfriend!Matt from my last poll! Dealer!Chris and Fav Girl is next. 💗
fun fact: I wrote a rough draft of this during class 😝
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Matt had you pressed against the chilling kitchen counter. The subtle scent of his cologne mixed in with the sweet aroma of the cookies that slowly baked in the oven.
You wanted to surprise your boyfriend by baking his favorite dessert, but once he saw you prancing around the kitchen in nothing but your pink apron and a pair of white, lace panties it was a done deal for him.
His hands hugged around your waist, holding you close to him. You cupped your hands around his cheeks, drawing him deeper into the kiss. You let out a broken sigh, feeling the warmth of his member pressing up against you.
Matt took the opportunity to slip his tongue past your lips. Butterflies swarmed all throughout your stomach as he swirled his tongue around, exploring every inch if your mouth— fuck, he loved your lips so much, he could do this for hours if you let him.
“Always so sweet for me.” Matt mumbled between kisses, with a slight slur in his speech.
You couldn’t help but whine into the kiss as Matt continued feeding you with sweet nothings and praises. His hands roamed all over your body— groping down to your ass, fondling your plump breasts through the thin fabric, only to be glued right back down to your seductive waist.
He was gentle with you as always, treating you with the most delicate care as if you were made of glass.
Matt knew your body all too well— inside and out. He knew exactly what to do and say to get you all hot and bothered. He throughly enjoyed watching you whine and squirm until you finally put your pride to the side and beg for more.
His name feel from your lips as he pulled away from the kiss, your brows knitted together in confusion as you look up at him through your lashes.
His hand came up to your chin, propping it up a bit higher, deepening the eye contact even more. He ran his thumb across your glossy bottom lip that poked out just a bit.
“No need to pout, baby.” He cooed. “You know I’ma take care of you.”
Your heart felt as if it were going to burst out of your chest as his suggestive words rattled throughout your head.
“Turn around for me, sweetheart.” He spoke in a soft yet demanding tone. The raspiness of his voice sent tingles all through your body, you were sure your legs were going to give out at what was about to come next.
You happily complied to your boyfriend’s wishes, giving an amused hum as you slowly spun around. You leaned further into the counter, your breasts pressed against the cool surface as you poked your ass out for better access.
“Damn, baby.” Matt nearly moaned out just at the sight of you, his hands following the curves of your sweet body. “So fucking sexy.”
A very pleased grin grew on your face with each praise that rolled off his tongue. It felt as if you were melting as he continue to run his loving hands all over your body.
But both you and Matt knew that you craved so much more than that.
He let out a strangled grunt when you suddenly pushed your bottom half against him. You immediately began rocking your hips, placing him in the middle of your ass.
The warmth of your core wrapped around his clothed dick. You let out a devious giggle feeling his member press against his sweatpants— eager to get to your sweet pussy.
He hands dropped down to your waist, squeezing around you tightly to bring your movements to a halt.
He leaned down, hovering just above your shoulder to align his lips to your ear.
“So needy, huh?” Matt grunted, slowly grinding his dick against your clothed pussy.
Your fingers clenched around the kitchen counter as you began to push yourself further onto his cock— that ached with each movement you made.
“Please Matt, I need you so bad.” You pleaded, reaching down past your stomach to pull your panties to the side.
You heard Matt curse under his breath just before he began to gently circle your swollen clit. The sound of your sweet arousal squelched with each motion.
“How bad do you need it?” Matt cooed, nibbling at your neck.
Your mouth fell open, broken moans spewing from you. The grip you had on the counter only continued to grow tighter as you trembled underneath his touch.
Matt continued to tease your clit with slow, sensual movements as he peppered gentle kisses along your neck.
“Tell me, baby.” He mumbled through kisses.
“Need you… inside me.” You managed to choke out.
“Want me to fill your pussy up?” Matt replied, pressing his lips against your cheek.
You turned to face him, looking up at him— your eyes overcome with a mix of lust and love.
“Yes.” You whined, pushing your core further into his fingers, your ass brushing up against his groin once again.
He pressed his lips against yours, giving you a quick before fully pulling away.
You watched just over your shoulder as Matt quickly began to untie the knot on his black sweats. He dropped them down to the middle of his thighs, along with his boxers.
Your pussy fluttered as you saw his hard dick pressing up against his stomach. The tip was slightly flushed just as his cheeks, just a bit of precum glistened in the dim lighting.
One of his hands met your ass, traveling down back to your pussy to readjust your panties to the side. The other wrapped around the base of his cock, running his tip along your slick folds.
The two of you sighed as he continued teasing you.
It wasn’t long before he finally pressing his dick inside you, sliding into your tight entrance.
You tucked your bottom lip behind you teeth as he continued to sink his member into you, taking him slowly inch by inch.
His lips hovered just over your ear once more, filling your head up with even more praises.
“My sweet girl.” He coaxed at your broken whines and gasps. “Taking me in so well.”
His hands traveled up to your breasts, fondling them gently as he began to press kisses into the soft skin of your neck.
“Matt—“ You whimpered.
Your velvety walls hugged around his member in all the right places as he continued pumping himself into you at a gentle pace.
Your sweet voice was music to his ears as needy moans and cries escaped past your lips. Slowly become more of a whiny mess by a matter of seconds.
He was enjoying every moment of it, ecstatic to be the source of your pleasure.
“You feel so good. I love the way you squeeze around me, baby.” Matt groaned, picking up the pace with his thrusts.
Your ass bounced as he slammed his pelvis into you. You gasped feeling his hands travel down your body. One hand resting at your belly, feeling the imprint of his dick poking ever so slightly. His other hand met your core, bringing his fingers back down to your needy clit.
He pressed down firmly at the lower bit of your stomach, causing everything to feel even more intense— his thrusts, his fingering, the randomly distributed kisses along your skin. It was all so much to take in.
“Matt!” You cried out, dropping your head into the counter to hide your flustered expression. Your legs shuddered, slowly caving in as they started to give out.
Matt noticed this and wrapped one of his hands around your thigh, bringing it up to rest up on the counter.
His lips curled up into a smug grin, enjoying the new angle of your cunt all spread out for him.
“Fuck—“ You sighed, feeling him meet your hips with harder thrusts than before. Your pussy squelched with each movement he made.
His fingers still glued to your clit, keeping the same circular rhythm as before. The tip of his dick kissed that sweet, spongey spot inside you with each thrust.
You quickly peered over your shoulder, your heart fluttered as you watch him ram his cock inside you. The hem of his shirt held up by his teeth exposing his happy trail, his hair sticking to his damp forehead, the focus in his eyes. It was all too much.
“Matt, gonna cum.” Is all you could manage to get out.
“Me too.” Matt huffed out. “Where do you want it?”
“Inside.” You whined. “I want all of it inside me.”
You whimpered feeling Matt press his lips against your bare back. His dick throbbed inside you and his thrusts grew sloppier by the second.
“Gonna fill you up with all my cum, princess.” He whispered between kisses, his shirt falling just over his stomach.
Your voice got higher as you as he continued slamming into you, fucking you through your orgasm. It wasn’t long before he finally pushed his cock as deep inside you as he possibly could before finally release his thick, hot load inside you.
His fingers dug into your hips as he slowly dragged himself out of you, releasing with a satisfying pop.
That same grin snuck back onto his face as he watched in amusement as his cum dripped from your pussy.
He pulled you into a kiss before helping you get cleaned up and find some comfortable clothes.
Luckily, you caught the cookies just in time before they were burnt and enjoyed them together on the couch.
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meadow song — sejanus plinth
cw: 18+//loss of virginity//blowjobs//handjobs (the whole nine yards basically)//semi-public sex//exhibitionism (coryo is watching)//jealous!coryo//reader is a slut for peacekeepers ;)//creampie//mentions of prev. relationship with coryo
when private coriolanus snow, an ex-lover of yours, enlists you to take the virginity of his best friend, sejanus plinth, you take him up on the offer, wanting to give him a birthday present he’ll remember
when you’d been propositioned by private snow, the more daring and at times flirtatious of the two boys, you’d returned his offer with a look of surprise. to take his fellow peacekeeper’s virginity? you weren’t even sure that his friend had wanted that, but private snow assured you—private plinth was going to be nineteen soon, and it was a gift from his ‘best friend’.
you had slept with private snow once or twice—in fact you’d been the one to pop his cherry—and were in good terms with him. sometimes he’d sneak you some of sejanus’ ma’s food, he seemed to enjoy your company, and because you liked him so much, you’d agreed to be the one to take sejanus’ virginity.
he was a sweet boy, you two had frequently enjoyed conversation at the hob, but part of you was nervous with how to approach him. private snow had invited you to join them in the meadow on their free sunday, and you decided that nothing harmful could come from it.
it was a balmy day, so you were dressed in nothing but a white sundress which scraped just past your knees, and donned a wide-brimmed sun hat that reminded you of what your grandmother used to wear, before the war. you lived in the seam, so the meadow was not too far of a walk, and there was a cool enough breeze that it didn’t feel like heatstroke would strike you down as you made your way to the meadow.
when you arrived, the boys were nestled under the shade of the tree, eating an array of sejanus’ ma’s sweets. you saw there was also a plastic bag—full of ice, coryo’s treat—and a bottle of white liquor. you supposed they’d gotten it the night before at the hob, because half of it had already been downed and the laughter of the two of them indicated they were somewhat inebriated.
‘i hope you two aren’t drunk,’ you greeted them, settling down against one of the rocks.
coriolanus grinned at you, but sejanus could hardly meet your eyes. clearly he was shy about what coryo had planned for him—at least, you assumed that he had been informed about his birthday present.
‘do you want some of ma’s cookies?’ coryo offered you the box, and you took one with a grateful smile.
your stomach had been grumbling since last night—you’d not had enough money to eat today, and were thankful for the delicious sweet treats that ma plinth often baked.
‘thank you, coryo,’ you swallowed it down in one bite, and took another one hungrily.
there was silence for a while, nothing but the sound of jabberjays whistling permeated the balmy air. you were parched, and reached for the bag of ice without asking—you hoped it was a given—piercing the side and letting the cool liquid trickle down your throat.
when you finished drinking and wiped your mouth with the back of your hand, you noticed sejanus’ dark eyes were on you. you returned his gaze, and his cheeks suddenly pinked before coryo broke the silence.
‘sej, you don’t need to be embarrassed. she’s only here to help,’ coryo said with a laugh, and sejanus cast a gentle nod.
‘if it helps, i really like you sej,’ you moved to settle down next to him, taking his hand in your own.
‘i don’t want you to feel like you have to do anything,’ he begun, bottom lip trembling.
for such a broad and stocky boy, his temperament was overly-tender. something you wouldn’t have expected, had you not know him, but the way the skin around his eyes softened, and how his cheeks crinkled each time he smiled, told a different story.
‘sejanus…’ your lips curved into a smile. ‘i want to.’
‘she knows what she’s doing, sej,’ coryo remarked with a knowing grin.
‘hey, don’t brag, coriolanus,’ you stretched out the syllables of his name teasingly.
you nestled closer against sejanus, feeling the heat radiating between your bodies. he shyly wrapped an arm around your shoulders, while coryo cast a slightly jealous look at the two of you. sejanus couldn't see that though, he only flushed some more, while you pondered upon how you'd walk him through the motions.
he'd probably kissed a few girls before—you figured they knew games like spin the bottle and truth or dare in the capitol—but in every other aspect, according to coriolanus, his friend was completely virginal. you blushed a little, even though you were a well-versed lover, because taking someone's innocence always resulted in a few awkward moments—usually on the boy's behalf. you wanted it to happen as perfectly as it could, particularly because he wasn't just interested in chasing his pleasure like coryo had been.
‘you can kiss me, if you want,’ you murmured softly to sejanus, who took you up on the offer.
though it was hot, you were too determined to give up on your endeavours. you shut your eyes, and felt sejanus press his lips against yours. he was soft, at first, hand moving to clasp your neck, before he deepened the kiss. his mouth was hot, and his tongue slid between your plump lips which were equally as willing.
you could feel coryo’s eyes burning into the two of you—somehow it caused your thighs to tingle a little at the thought of him watching you, and the jealousy that must’ve been raging through his veins. sejanus let out a soft moan as you moved one hand to grip at the nape of his neck, your touch surprisingly cool. your mouths danced as you kissed for a while longer, uncaring that your foreheads were bumping as you began to embrace one another with fervour.
your forehead glistened with sweat as you pulled away, seeing sejanus’ dark eyes deepen with a look of satisfaction. perhaps he wasn’t as shy as you’d thought—he was certainly a very good kisser. the first time coryo had kissed you it had been like he was suffocating and you were his air. sejanus on the other hand, was softer, more delicate and yet at the same time brought a sense of passion to your embrace.
coryo’s gaze was searing as you met his icy eyes. he fiddled with a stick, seemingly carving it with a touch of envy as you moved to sit by either side of sejanus’ thighs. the feeling of your bare legs brushing against his fatigues made his heart thump a little faster, the blood beginning to pool deep in his belly, threatening to rush to his cock.
you moved your hand to creep up his leg, watching his chest heave slightly as you brushed your palm over the growing bulge in his pants. he stifled a groan, but you could see the way his lips curved into a satisfied grin, and continued to tease your hand against his clothed cock.
‘please, don’t tease me,’ sejanus begged, a look of exasperation drawn upon his features.
you cast a brief nod, seeing how riled up he already was. you were inclined to be kinder with him; you'd forgotten that unlike coryo, most men hated the teasing—whereas coryo saw it as a challenge for himself.
sejanus' cock seemed properly hard when you unzipped his pants, and when you slid your hand past the waistband of his boxers, you could feel how he throbbed. a slight whimper left his lips, but he attempted to keep quiet because being reduced to a whining mess in front of his best friend would have led to lifelong mortification. coryo would never let that go.
you began to stroke him gently, and when you pulled his cock fully out of his underwear your eyes widened. while he wasn't as long as coryo, he had more than double the girth. his tip was leaking a little with precum, and the veins that danced down his cock were angrily pulsating.
'you're really a virgin?' you whispered, one brow cocked in surprise. how could a girl say no to him? he was sweet—too sweet at times—handsome, and his cock... well, you counted yourself lucky to be the one to take his virginity. it was almost an honour.
'yeah...' he admitted, cheeks burning a little.
coryo's ears perked up, as he attempted to surmise what you two were discussing, but you kept your voice low, understanding that sejanus wanted to keep this private.
'well, i never would've been able to tell,' you smiled softly, and sejanus' lips flickered into a pleased, almost proud, grin.
'girls back in the capitol... they didn't like how i was from the districts,' he sighed, eyes filling with a look of forlorn.
'well you don't have to worry about that with me,' you pressed a kiss to his cheek, before moving down to work at his achingly hard cock.
you stroked it gently for a minute or two, thumbing the tip and smearing the precum over his thick shaft. sejanus groaned, tossing his head back as your hands worked deftly at him. you decided to go all out—it was his birthday present, after all.
you moved to kneel in the grass, settling yourself between his knees. he looked down at you with anticipatory want, mouth watering at the sight of you before him. eyes wide, tongue darting out as you bent to lick his cock. coryo couldn't see what was going on—and you preferred to keep it that way. if he was jealous it was his own fault; he'd recruited you to take sejanus' virginity. any claim he'd had over you had obviously been ceded with this request.
sejanus groaned as your tongue laved at his sensitive tip, more precum dribbling out. you smiled up at him as you wrapped your lips around his cock, letting your tongue move down the underside of his shaft, brushing against a particularly sensitive vein. one of his hands gently rooted itself in your hair—he'd seen coryo do that enough times—gently playing with it as you began to bob your head up and down.
your lips were stretched around his girthy cock, and you took him as far down as you could, gagging as his tip hit the back of your throat. his breathing was ragged as your tongue danced around his shaft, sticky saliva coating every inch of him. while his girth made it harder to take him, once you hollowed out your cheeks you managed to fill your throat, unlike coryo who made you tear up when he forced himself as far as he could go.
he bucked his hips gently, but when you made a soft gagging sound in response he murmured out an apology. you shook your head—he was so sweet and gentle, such a contrast to the other men you'd had before. it almost made you want to cry.
a little embarrassed at how close he felt, sejanus began to worry that he'd finish in your mouth. you felt him twitching, and removed your mouth, leaning back against your heels. he sighed at the loss of feeling, but was secretly glad that you'd sensed he was getting closer to his release.
on slightly shaky feet, you stood up and moved your legs either side of sejanus. his hands daringly crept up under the hem of your dress, and when his fingers caressed your inner thigh a soft moan escaped your lips. he felt so good—his touch was warm, and in spite of the heat in the meadow that made your head spin, you leaned into his ministrations. one of his fingers brushed across your core unknowingly, and you let out a loud sigh.
coryo's eyes met yours and your face reddened in embarrassment. he'd heard you make that sound half-a-dozen times with him, and now his best friend—his virgin best friend—was eliciting those same content sighs from your lips.
'seems like you know what you're doing, sej,' you remarked, an impish grin painted upon your face.
sejanus laughed, shaking his head. 'no, not really.'
his cock still throbbed pathetically, and his hips rutted a little in an attempt to ease his wanton need. your thighs tingled as he continued to grasp at them, hands managing to lace themselves into the waistband of your panties. sejanus tugged them down with a look of proud surprise, letting them fall to your ankles.
'sejanus,' you said breathily, lowering yourself down against him.
his eyes widened as you sank down on him, your cunt achingly wet as you felt the fat head of his cock stretch you out. your lips stretched around a lustful moan, which was mottled with the sound of his own groan of pleasure.
'fuck...' he cursed, a heavy breath escaping his lips.
you felt so good—so, so good. he didn't know if he could last any longer. shame painted his features as he began to worry about coming in you—imagine that. coryo would never let him live it down.
you let your cunt sink fully around him, feeling his tip poking against your cervix as he filled you to the hilt. he cursed himself for not having done this sooner—he hadn't expected it to feel so amazing, the way you clenched around him, how wet you were. you began to slide up and down, your cunt so slick with want that the sound of it squelching against his cock could be heard even by coryo.
the two of you were panting by this point, sweat clinging to your foreheads, your tendrils of hair sticking to the back of your perspiring neck. you didn't care though, he felt so deliciously good, you were pleasantly full. the veins brushed slightly against your walls, causing your head to loll back a little at the sensation.
'so big,' you panted as sejanus gave his hips an experimental thrust.
when he saw how your eyes rolled back, he moved again, this time with more vigour. your clit was throbbing, but as sejanus continued to buck into you, you lost the want to rub slow circles around it, instead feeling his girthy cock hitting that sensitive spot inside of you.
'i-' sejanus struggled through his words, eyes fluttering shut in exasperation. 'so fucking good, don't know if i can-'
you silenced him with your lips, pressing a hot kiss against his mouth and letting your tongue slide between his wet lips. he moaned into your mouth as you clenched around him again, feeling the beginnings of your own release begin to pool in your cunt.
the pit of your stomach was a tight coil, hot and slowly beginning to unravel with every rut of his hips. you'd never orgasmed before from penetration alone, and certainly never with a virgin. you were slightly shocked at how good his cock was filling you out, the girth more than making up for his average length.
'oh god, sejanus!' you cried out, watching coryo grunt with disbelief. to him, it looked as if you were putting on a show. both you and sejanus knew that it was far from the truth—your legs were trembling as you came closer and closer to your peak.
sejanus felt a rush of confidence mixed with adrenaline and pressed kisses against your neck, lips trailing down to your jugular. he sucked hotly at the skin, teeth dragging along them. you moaned at the tension, and soon enough felt yourself come undone.
wetness gushed from your cunt, coating his cock in a delicious slick that only drove him further over the edge. the way you were clenching was maddening, he looked down for a second to see a milky ring at the base of him, your own want clear on his shaft. he could hardly believe that he'd made you come on his first attempt. perhaps coryo wasn't as good as he thought.
'sej,' you huffed, continuing to ride his cock, edging him towards his own pleasure.
sejanus groaned, hands wrapping around your waist as he thrust his hips into your tight, wet cunt. your head swum from the heat and your body began to tingle from overstimulation, but you continued to let his cock press at your cervix, enjoying how well he was doing. he'd certainly performed better than coriolanus, who finished in thirty seconds when you'd taken his virginity.
'gonna...' he caught his breath, balls tightening for release. 'gonna cum.'
he rose his brows in askance, and you gave a heady nod, delighting at the thought of him filling you up. he was sent over the edge when you clenched around him for a final time, groaning as hot cum spurted into your cunt. it was so sticky, and you continued to sink up and down on his shaft, watching as his own cum trickled back down over his cock.
it was messy, shamefully so, but you couldn't help but giggle at the sensation of his cum slipping out of your cunt. sejanus was in overdrive, and a few whimpers escaped his lips, causing you to grin impishly.
'i hope you liked your present, sejanus,' you murmured against his lips, sliding gently off his cock.
he nodded dumbly, cock beginning to go flacid. there was so much mess on his uniform, but you couldn't help but smirk—everybody would know that he'd finally gotten some play.
'and coryo,' you called out him—he was glowering at you with jealousy as you cleaned yourself up. 'sejanus is better than you ever were.'
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🌻how slashers calm down your anxiety🌼
slashers x gn reader
this is how i imagine certain slashers would calm their s/o down while experiencing minor anxiety and negative thoughts
🌲 jason voorhees 🌿
would make you tea from the stash the both of you kept from disposed-of campers
would awkwardly pat your thigh if you're sitting together or your head if you're standing
he tries so hard to be gentle but after so much time of being brutish and heavy handed its still difficult for him
gives you small bones and skulls of dead animals that he has polished to display in your shared cabin so that you can touch and feel to keep your mind off of the panic within you
has you sit in his lap and lets you focus on and touch his mask
takes you for a walk to the lake or to your secret meadow where the two of you can breathe in the crisp air and make flower crowns with all the pretty wildflowers
🎃 michael myers 🔪
stares at you from the doorway while you're curled up in a ball on your bed
wants to do something but doesn't know the first thing about giving comfort
tries real hard though
brings you anxiety medication he finds in his victims' medicine cabinets
you won't use other people's medication of course, but its the thought that counts
lies next to you on his back as stiff as a board for you to cuddle into
hates it but if it will help calm you down he'll grit through his touch aversion
will sit next to you and let you explore his mask
otherwise he will just hover close by, hoping his presence will calm you some in letting you know you're not alone and he's here for you. in his own way
👻 billy loomis 🔪
will put on your favorite horror film or comedy and lie with his head in your lap so that you can play with his hair
will have the two of you make choccy milkshakes in the kitchen together, to keep you busy with something you enjoy
will smother you with gentle attention to keep your mind away from its panicked self. soft kisses on your forehead, cheeks, lips, nose, chin. everywhere
will take you to your special spot: the outlook overlooking the valley. will then hold your hand and chat away about movies and music
otherwise he will simply be the big spoon on your bed and hold you close while whispering soothing words to you
🚜 thomas hewitt 👔
once you show signs of your negative emotions and anxiety he will quickly lift you up and take you to the porch swing where he'll sit both of you down and bask in the warm sunshine while he holds you close to him and nuzzles into the crook of your neck
will keep you busy with tending the farm animals and let you pet the friendly ones noting how you seem to calm down feeling the warm fur beneath your fingers
if the house has the ingredients for it he will bring you to the kitchen where you and him can bake pie or cookies
if you experience some anxiety at night in the bedroom he'll have you sit on his lap by the rocking chair next to his open window to feel the crisp night breeze waft over you and cool your flushed skin down
🔧 bo sinclair 🧢
doesn't know how to comfort you and gets angry
will start cussing at himself and pace back and forth in a panic
will ask you what you want a hundred times over
"you want a soda pop?" "you want a snack?" "maybe a burger from the diner. i can quickly go and get you one?" "can i put a dvd on for you?" and on and on he'll go
will eventually break down himself and hold onto you so tightly you cannot breathe anymore
will then whisper words of affirmation and praise to you, begging you to stop feeling so bad
if that fails he'll guide you to his truck to take a drive on the highway knowing you enjoy short roadtrips and the feeling of the wind whipping against your face from the open window
will stop at the next town's convenience store and buy you lots of candy and chips
if you struggle with anxiety or anything else that impacts on your life in a negative way please know you are not alone and are loved and that help is not hard to find.
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I know you must be so busy rn, but could we get some headcannons/ little fic about Terzo with his kids on Christmas
dad! terzo during the holidays headcanons🎁🎄
tysm for your request, anon! i hope this is close to what you wanted! please enjoy<3
◇ i like to imagine the clergy decorates for the holiday season, i’m not sure what exactly they’d celebrate since i’m no expert regarding theistic satanism (i need my art school anon to help me with this one 🤍) but i think they would do some of the christmas-esque stuff just for the fun of it
◇ i imagine their decor is a nice fun mix of spooky and sweet, or more of a witchy vibe.
◇ i headcanon that they’re in sweden, which means there’s snow outside!!! terzo doesn’t like the cold, since he’s from italy haha but his kids loooooove playing in the snow so he sticks it out for them!
◇ he gets all wrapped up in like 1000 layers because he’s a big old baby, definitely not dramatic at all.
◇ but also he makes his kids do the same, he’s very protective and wants to make sure his kids don’t freeze!
◇ honestly i think terzo’s the kind of dad who would make up an urban legend to scare his kids into wearing proper winter gear…💀 they’re SPRINTING to get inside after he tells them about the monster who eats little children who don’t wear their gloves…
◇ do not take terzo ice skating because his ass will fall down over and over and over again. but on second thought, it makes the kids laugh, so maybe do take him.
◇ terzo cannot wrap presents. he is so bad at it. he has to ask the ghouls or one of his brothers to do it. but this also means he really appreciates the artistry of gift-wrapping.
◇when he gets a gift of any kind he always wriggles his fingers and goes “for me?” like you’ve just bestowed a treasure upon him.
◇ he will absolutely melt if his kids give him a gift of any kind, a homemade card or even just a cool rock one of them found. he will keep it forEVER.
◇ if there’s an elf on the shelf or some kind of satanic equivalent, terzo is leaving it in the funniest fucking places. then he sits around waiting for his kids’ reactions because he loves hearing them laugh.
◇ but it’s not just for the kids- it’s for his own amusement as well. you can bet that elf is going on nihil’s grave.
◇ every christmas eve eve (december 23rd muahaha) terzo watches nightmare before christmas with his kids.
◇ terzo’s favorite christmas movie is home alone, but he has to give the kids a disclaimer before they watch because they’re little troublemakers and they WILL get ideas from all the traps and shenanigans.
◇ i don’t know about anyone else, but i always had a hard time as a kid falling asleep on christmas eve because i was so excited. i imagine terzo’s kids are the same way haha, so he reads them stories until they fall asleep.
◇ terzo doesn’t care much about his kids believing in santa until they tell him they don't. because to terzo, that’s a challenge.
◇ initially, he wants to dress up as santa himself, but he knows the kids are smart enough to find out it’s him. so he has to outsource his work. (he makes omega dress up as santa and put the gifts terzo made him wrap under the tree. omega gets a raise.)
◇ the kids are getting whatever they ask for btw. it’s typically nothing too unreasonable because they’re raised well haha.
◇ if the kids want to leave food out for santa, terzo’s using it as an excuse to order a fancy ass hundred dollar meal and eat it at 3 am. santa’s getting steak made with wagyu beef and a nice glass of wine.
◇ i hc that terzo can cook but he can’t bake for shit, (i have a fic i’ve been wanting to finish for so long about that) so primo makes the kids gingerbread cookies (he has an extensive cookie cutter collection) and they’re all decorated super fun lol.
◇ also in my mind the clergy is a huge piece of property with a forest behind it, and in this forest there are deer! so before the sun sets on the night of christmas eve terzo takes the kids to leave food for the deer as fuel for their upcoming flight :,)
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that’s it yall!!! happy holidays and tysm for your request anon!!! i rlly hope u liked it!! i have more stories coming soon i can’t wait to share!!
#the band ghost#ghost band#ghost#papa emeritus iii#terzo#papa emeritus#papa terzo#papa emeritus x reader#terzo x reader#papa emeritus iii x reader#dad! terzo
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olderbrother!skz headcanons pt 2!!
ahh maknae line! hyung line
han
you guys are inseparable
you also get mad at minho for stealing your brother
also han and u are actual soulmates
minho is second (and less cool in ur opinion)
only about one-two years apart
when yall meet he does the ‘where my hug at?’ thing
its either you koala hug him or he does
just like, legs wrapped around waist typa hug
or he’ll bury his face into your armpit
you think it’s disgusting but he argues its comfy
he sends you all his photos he wants to post
then you choose the ones you like
he likes anime; you like kdramas
constantly fighting abt which is better
it got so heated once that even felix rose his voice for yall to stfu
its okay tho u made up a day after and went to the park to have a singing contest
you watch silly documentaries together
your chat is filled with stupid jokes and complaints
but he’s the first to know when something is wrong
started dissing this kid who bullied you in fifth grade
he got sent to the office but gave you a hug right before
steals things from photoshoots to give to you
spams you when he’s in the studio
asks you for lyric inspo and uses your terrible love life as inspo
once you showed one of his songs to your partner
’my brother wrote this about my last ex. dont make him do it again, he cried writing it.’
well your partner also cried so
matching stuffed animals <3
asks you to help him learn twice choreo
bc ur a huge once
he also got you a signed album from them
’oh here noonas gave me this idk why tho’
felix
loves you to death.
like fr its scary
youre four-five years younger than him
so you basically have eight older brothers
nicknamed you smiley bc your smile is the cutest thing ever (and it is)
runs to you calling ‘smiley!!!’
and lifts you off the ground when you hug
he hooks his chin around your shoulder and smells you
you think him smelling you is weird but it isnt
bc according to him you smell like ‘vanilla and lavenders and lemon’
it is so very random but you love it anyways
you two balance each other out so well, in a really weird way tho
like he’s hyper and energetic and sweet
while your active and excited and a little bitter
your insults and comebacks make him cry laugh every time
and you do the same with felix
he will NEVER shut up abt you trust
like seungmin once put him on a ban from talking about you
but he just started texting about you so
taught you taekwando
and now you fight hand to hand against changbin (and win most times)
felix doesnt like it tho bc ‘changbinnie'll get hurt and cry!’
both of your puberty hormones went to your voice box
his got deeper and huskier; yours is silkier and in the middle tone range leaning deep
but its like a rich deep ya know?
when he’s sleepy he starts mumbling random sentences and you record them snd send them to you group chat named ‘skz (-1 sunshine +1 smiley)’
if seungmin thought felix was bad at gaming, youre even worse
most of the time you end up dying
its funny because you started gaming before felix did too
you gave each other sweatshirts for white day in korea
and now your roommate hates when you use it because its so worn down and lowk smelly
jeongin has to beg felix to take it off and put it in the wash
dance parties at random times
especially if you or felix are feeling down
the playlist ‘HOE DANCE DOWN!’ is blasting
consisting of twice, charli xcx, dua lipa, and olivia rodrigo
other artists too and some from jyp bc felix loves his jypnation
not jyp tho anytime felix complains abt the ‘stupid motherfucker who wont shut up and has no talent and too much confidence’
complains ESPECIALLY while yall r playing fortnite, on your request
baking is your shared therapy
felix makes brownies, you make cookies
perfect duo in the kitchen
you bake so often that watching you two is like a dance
members will literally watch you bake and you flip them off
‘LIXIE I GOT FLIPPED OFF AGAIN!’
‘JISUNG STOP BEING A CREEP!!’
rock paper scissors is YOUR thing
like felix will just turn to you and stick his fist out
you also win almost every time
seungmin
you literally have twin telepathy
mainly bc your twins but he is also thirty two minutes older
so, day ones
gatekeeps you from his friends but not the group
because somehow they already knew who you were
you introduced yourself to them the day they debuted
only pretends to be sad abt not being a twin in the group
because he already has you and wouldnt change it for anything
the only person he will not hesitate from skinship is you
pats on the head, chin on shoulder, holding hands, occasional squeezing
his hugs are your safe spot
he’d tap you on the shoulder and take your arm
then he starts massaging you after pulling you into the hug
and it feels so good
and he’s surprisingly good at it too
treats you like a baby bc ur the youngest in you family (by a half hour)
once got you a new phone to stop you from complaining
you think its because he loves you but that is denied every time (its true tho, bc who wouldnt love you?)
only person who can calm you down
when you get too mad
he’ll call you or lay next to you
rub your back until you calm down
if youre on call he’ll put on music and start singing random shit
youre the orange kitty to his golden retriever puppy
you literally paw at him until he gives you his attention
he’ll get excited and its the cutest thing you’ve seen
wakes you up by singing the high note in ‘cover me’ in your ear
ever since he’d recorded that he’s been bragging abt it
but you dont mind bc his singing is nice and you know he would feel the same if you bragged about your fashion designs and website
every day you leave him sweet messages (like his older sister!!)
‘oh seungmo, love your hair today! your smile lit up my room puppy’
in return he sends cute gifs
he also learned french from the i am you tour to swear at you
asks for help in english before events/interviews where english will be used
you were the one who calmed his worries before the paris fashion week
since youre an english and fashion design major he relies on you
he will also never get over the fact that his TWIN is double majoring
your literally jeongin’s favorite tho
bc if seungmin says no you’ll say yes
very very mischevious
if one of you are having a bad day
you’ll just bring the other to a rage room
very effective
jeongin
he’s the maknae of the group and hates getting babied
so he automatically doesn’t baby you
maybe he does a little bit….
but thats because you told him it was okay and you liked it
youre around three years younger than him
so everyone in the group babies you
jeongin is always the first to go and greet you tho
spooks you tho
goes behind your back and yells ‘boo!’ in your ear
he gets punched by you after that
you just tackle him and squeeze him
but he goes ‘oh youve grown so big now!’
he’s also been getting stronger so when he goes into his normal hug where he puts his amrs around and under your armpits, you get squeezed until youre out of breath
on that note
he takes you to the gym bc you’ve been wanting to work out since starting college
he wanted to b your gym buddy (also was scared of u dying bc of asking binnie)
pushes you enough to finish bc he knows ur limits <3
you go to a convinience store after your workouts
both of yall try to pay BUT you make a schedule for who pays
you switch off
innie is extremely proud he made that idea
share a gym playlist
and most of your playlist
bc ur music taste is so similar you end up collabing playlists
you both do daily fit checks
slowly you’ve been able to coax him out of terrible shoe choices
you’ll show him something new and he’ll be like
‘oh is this what all the youngsters are wearing now?’
he busts out these rubber shoes that give you a headache
‘im doing it for stay’ you know stay’s reaction bc u r one
you always show what stays are saying on pinterest and call them simps
but you also cant talk bc, and jeongin quotes this
‘damnn hyunjin looking fine enough to be mine’
but also jeongin constantly uses pick up lines on YOUR friends
if he ever picks you up he’ll turn to someone your hanging out with
‘are you the sun because youre so hot you burn my retinas’
and everyone is just. majorly confused
its his random space obsession showing okay
you went on a planetarium date one time
he talked your ear off and then you bit his ear
retaliation for all the times he’s bit you when he was a wee little one
after that you went shopping
a stay photographed yall starting dating rumors
but its okay bc jeongin addressed it in his lives
telling everyone youre siblings
there is a ten minute video of him cracking up, tears flowing bc of the situation
@chans-muffin i delivered!!!!
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Bakery Au! It seems pretty cool! I came from your Jesskas cookie making fic thought it was great btw
Did you have any other hcs for the Bakery Au? Or any drawings?
Thank you!! I loved writing that fic, I’m glad people like it so much!! I guess I just have a thing for writing characters baking, haha
And ohhhh boy, do I ever! I uh. May or may not have just reached over 5000 words in scribbling down notes alone about this…so I’ll only go into a few so this doesn’t get ridiculously long. If there’s anything else you’d like to know, though, I’d be happy to share more! (as long as it’s not a major spoiler, that is)
This got…very long already, so I’ll put a cut here.
Some of these are plot-relevant, I’ll leave it up to you to figure out which ones 🙃
- Jesse is very good at cooking, but absolutely horrible at baking. Just absolutely terrible.
- He cannot drive. Like at all. Axel drives him everywhere (Axel makes jokes that he shouldn’t be trusted to drive, but he’s actually very good at it)
- Speaking of Axel, he has a rock collection that he’s very proud of
- He works as a demolitionist (because, you know, griefer? I wanted to give him a job where he could blow things up)
- Olivia works from home as a programmer. She has her own room while the other two have to share because of it, and also because they snore really loud.
- She handles all of the scheduling of appointments and stuff because the other two always forget
- Lukas takes a cheese sandwich and a granola bar to work for lunch every day. He also likes to put whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles in his hot chocolate :)
- He has a pair of clip-on stud earrings that he got as a gift from Petra because he never wanted to get his ears pierced but he did want earrings (he doesn’t wear them to work for fear of losing them)
- Petra met Lukas in high school and they became really close— she’s kind of a sister figure to him and they talk on the phone a lot
- She spends a lot of time traveling to gather things for her adopted dads’ (Jack and Nurm!) antique/pawn shop thing. Also she rides a motorcycle.
- Nell is great at handling rude customers. Lukas is 90% sure she does weed in the bathroom (she does)
- Radar organizes the display cases, like, all the time. He’s in college and he cleans when he’s stressed, so the bakery is always very clean
- Stella is genuinely good at business, but only the social parts. Binta helps with more of the technical aspects. (They are girlfriends)
- Aiden played football in high school, Maya was a cheerleader, and Gill played soccer.
- The three of them (plus Lukas) have been hanging out since middle school, and they still have the matching leather jacket thing going on
- Ivor works as a pharmacist (because potions and stuff? medicine?); he’s also Jesse’s dad/weird uncle figure (more on that another time)
As for drawings, I started doodling some character designs! Because the headcanon list got so long, I won’t go into a lot of detail about them, but again, I’d be happy to answer any questions about design choices!
The words got kind of blurry, so the first image says (from top to bottom):
- construction worker, always covered in dirt
- work uniform
- nether star tattoo on her arm
- I have never drawn him before this
And the second image, from top to bottom:
- runs counter/baking, also in charge of daily cupcake display
- bakery logo
- in charge of cleaning, organization, and finances
- owner/manager/supervisor, handles the social aspects of the business
- helps with the technical aspects of the business, also delivers from the ingredients supplier
I have other designs in progress and I’ve started doodling some of the scenes, so those will show up eventually :) I have some big plans for this AU. Thank you for the ask!
#minecraft story mode#oh geez a lot of characters here#mcsm jesse#mcsm axel#mcsm olivia#mcsm petra#mcsm lukas#I’ll stop there because there are so many 😅#bakery au#I’m so glad people are enjoying this I though I was just insane#like I said I have WAY more written down but some of it is major spoiler stuff#sorry this got so long haha#I’m probably going to re-draw Aiden because he looks weird to me (that was also my first time drawing him as I said)#I love how Petra came out though very proud of her 🥰#my art#ask
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A little break at the bakery
Saltbaker x fem!reader pt2
Disclaimer: pictures are not mine!
Thank you for enjoying the last one! Here's part 2 and lots more fluff!
I thought it would be adorable as (Y/n) is a porcelain doll, since it would be fitting in that world. But you can always change it though!
part 1: https://at.tumblr.com/danirahl/saltbaker-x-fem-reader-a-little-break-at-the/b2htqtu000t9
part 3: https://at.tumblr.com/danirahl/a-little-break-at-the-bakery-saltbaker-x/pj1hdvt6as3t
part 4: https://at.tumblr.com/danirahl/a-little-break-at-the-bakery-saltbaker-x/rlvcakm1yk1k
As if his heart got an arrow in, he tried to shook of the blush on his cheeks.
“Oh, nothing! I said you like caramel vanilla tea right?” he somehow got himself safe. “I got a new pack in yesterday.”
“It’s my favorite!” she smiled “Thank you! Let’s share those cookies.”
“Heh, sure, sweet sugar.” he winked playfully at her, hiding his yelling heart, playing it cool.
“D-don’t call me that, Salty” she teased back.
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It been months since (Y/n)moved from Inkwell Isle One to the Inkwell Isle Four. (Y/n)needed the job at the bakery, more than she wanted to admit. As she wanted to get better at her baking, where to do it? And even better if the famous Chef Saltbaker to help her out. Or the Chef who tried to get that Wondertart.
With many warnings from her friends, Cuphead, Mugman and Ms. Chalice, she still went through with her job. He couldn’t be that bad. Right?
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But today was luckily not a busy day. It was a slow one to compare a few days ago, so before the afternoon, it was alright to close for now. This gave the duo the time to work on the more imported treats and delicate work.
(Y/n) grunted as she tried to knead a stiff dough. She tried a new receipt that the Chef came up with for cookies. But good golly, it was as hard and stiff as a rock. Her porcelain small and soft hands were nothing compare to that... that rock! But she wouldn’t give up on it. She was a ‘tougher’ cookie than she might look like. (Or she would like to believe in herself.)
Chef was busy with some delicate decorations on a few wedding cakes. Being in the zone, he couldn’t hear anything around himself.
‘How should I make our wedding cake..?’ he thought to himself, unaware of his on thoughts, being in a daze of his own work. ‘Maybe more sugar roses? Maybe vanilla than the chocolate sponge? What would she look like in a wedding dress, though?’ A dreamy sigh. ‘I can see her already – walking towards me, her bouquet in her hands, those loving eyes...’
Surprised by his own daydream, waking him up completely. What was he thinking? What was he even thinking?! Saltbaker flinched as he heard a war cry.
With flustered cheeks, he turned to see an angry (Y/n), failing to knead the dough at all. She was trying with her might to knead it. The dough didn’t budge an inch. Huffing and puffing she was holding in her anger.
“Stupid dough..” she mumbled. “Don’t wanne listen to me...”
Chef Saltbaker couldn’t help but laugh at this adorable view in front of him. That adorable porcelain doll of his.
Laying away his piping bag, he came to his assistant.
“Need some help with that, Sweet treat?” he chuckled, laying a hand on her shoulder.
“N-no! I-I got this!” she huffed angry. “I don’t need help.”
Shaking his head, he pulled up his sleeves. She needed to been shown how it must be done. And she was being stubborn, just like the dough.
“Move, my dearest treat,” she heard his deep charming voice, his hand gentle pushing her away by her waist. “I’ll show you how to make it listen to you.”
Sighing deeply, she listened and moved away. Sweat was dripping past her brow as she noticed how tired she was. (Y/n)caught her breath she watched him.
With his larger hands he kneaded the dough as it was nothing. Dani looked at his hands. Fascinated how easy it was for him. Those twist and grabbing of the dough.. What would it be if he would kneaded her? Somewhere like her bum, her thighs or...? Him above her, holding her writs so she couldn’t escape his lustful kisses. Making her beg for him.
She felt herself getting hotter in the face, trying to look away. What was that?
‘Now is not to think so lewd, (Y/n)!’ she scrolled herself mentally. Slapping her cheeks to make herself focus on the job and not something else. ‘Focus, (Y/n)! The dough for cookies!’
Chef looked up from the dough as he heard the slapping. Looking at the flustered face of (Y/n), he smiled. He might had a smooth idea to woo her.
“Come here,” Saltbaker told her, with a confident smirk. “I’ll show you how to do it for the next time.”
“N-nnooooo,” she blushed more, sinking in her blouse of her dress. “I-I get it, Salty.”
“Oh really, (Y/n)?” Saltbaker voice sounded suddenly so husky in her ears. With a raised eye brow, he was still smirking. A glimpse of the yellow eyes were seen again.
(Y/n) could sink then and there. Gulping down her nerves, she came back to her place.
With the dough now better kneaded, it was easier for her. Her petite hands worked hard on the dough.
After a few moments his larger hands laid above, guiding hers. She felt him against her back. Her face filled up with a new shade of red, she didn’t know she could get.
“Easy, Sweet treat,” his deep husky voice tickled her left ear. “You doing it too rough and you might overwork the dough like this...”
(Y/N)’s mind went blank. What were they doing again? Her half open eyes were focused on his hands, his voice and how he was so close behind her. She could melt into a paddle. This felt like heaven being in his arms. Words about the dough weren't imported anymore to her, only the sound of his voice was. (Y/n) leaned against him, laying her cheek against his upper arm.
“(Y/n)..?” he asked, noticing how comfortable she was in his arms. What was coming over to him? Was this part of his idea or did he just missed a step? His heart fluttered and yelled again at him to make a golly gosh darn move on her already! She looked so beautiful in his arms. Were her lips always so red and kissable too? Should he..?
His hand let go of hers before cupping her cheek. Those eyes looked so longingly at him. Stroking away a stray hair in her face, he got lost in those dreamy eyes.
As in a trace, Saltbaker leaned in. He smelt the vanilla and a dash of cinnamon. Closing his eyes, without any thinking, he gentle kissed on her porcelain red lips. A gasp escaped her.
Jolting awake from the trance, sweat drops appeared in Saltbaker’s face. Did he just messed this up?
Quickly he let go of her. Taking a few steps back, many thoughts went though his head. What would she do? Would she run? Would she hit him for being unprofessional?
#chef saltbaker x reader#chef saltbaker#cuphead delicious last course#cuphead#x female reader#x fem!reader
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may we,, get some pesci content,, please? 🥺 he's very underrated poor baby
guess who’s back.
ME
AAAAA OKAY IM SO EXCITED TO START WRITING AGAIN
Pesci is in his early 20’s, around 22-24
I feel like he dyes his hair, its originally a light auburn or brown
but i do also like the idea he has green body hair, its just kinda goofy to me
I hc him as a trans male!! He does T-shots and a little ship indulgent; Ghiaccio loves to help him do his shots since he’s afraid of needles
He is chubby,, <33 he does work out a lot too (cough cough lifting fishing gear) so he does have muscle too!! He’s super strong
I think he would really like to doodle too, he’s actually pretty good at it and has a sketch book filled with doodles/drawings of his team members, he gets super flattered that his team members like his drawings, and gives them out if he’s confident enough
Somewhere deep inside me feels like he would listen to rap music, not like Sigil raps, but like those silly rap songs where they just rap about how much they love to rap and dance
He also listens to Rock and a bit of Pop, he is a Britney Spears fan and has been to one of her concerts
He does like to swim a lot, in my backstory for him he really loves swimming and the water in general
He’s also super into sea life and things like that, his favorite sea animals are sea slugs (Totally not based off one of my super good friends/sarc), and has a lot of plushies of them and squid
I hc him and Prosciutto are half brothers, and loves being around him because he’s super happy he has someone to look up to and is finally not an only child like he thought he was all his life
He probably drives super well ngl, he hates driving with Ghiaccio and will force him to sit in the backseat so he can’t yell at anyone out the window and make sure that he follows every rule (apart from the occasional speeding)
I feel like he really loves to watch documentaries with Prosciutto/Risotto, he finds them super interesting but hates to listen to them in the car because he needs to actually watch footage with it to focus
Ngl,, I feel like he can be really sociable, he just needs a few minutes to prepare himself to talk to anyone. He gives himself pep talks before he goes to order food, and plans out his order
He does like to dye his hair different colors, he does it especially during April Fools to see if other members notice (they do sometimes, espically Ghiaccio)
He’s super good at baking and cooking, whenever he makes any type of sweet Formaggio and Melone are always behind him waiting for the cookies/cake to cool down enough before they eat all of it
He really does like to hang out with Ghiaccio (and make o-), he loves hearing him rant and if he hangs out with him for a long time he even starts to pick up slang and mannerisms from him (Much to La Squadra’s horror)
I hc him as mlm/pansexual, he kinda goes between the two sometimes, he’s still kinda figuring out what/who he wants
mwah mwah im gonna write about ghiaccio next probably….i love my little meow meows
#la squadra#la squadra di esecuzione#pesci#pesci jojo#the pesci brainrot is so real#ngl im hyperfixated on him and ghiaccio...#pesci jjba#jojos bizzare adventure vento aureo#jojo no kimyō na bōken#jjba#jjba part 5#headcanons#pesci headcanons#la squadras husband#i love la squadra#i love pesci#pesci my beloved
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multiples of 4 for waylon squad <3 pwease
4. what is their comfort food?
waylon: hot chocolate <3
scruggs: borscht!!
lizzie: chocolate chip cookies :o)
kelsey: plain spanish rice
8. what is the most interesting thing that they regularly carry on their person?
waylon: his old wedding ring
scruggs: a leather cord bracelet with five beads on it
lizzie: probably her sword. all her important items are Put Away Safely
kelsey: a cool looking rock and a wax candle from onion they always keep in their pockets
12. do they tend to hold a lot of tension in their body? if so, where?
waylon: not really. he cant feel his body too much anymore
scruggs: not as much as he used to. but i think he clenches his fists when he's upset and they can get achy
lizzie: yeah, a lot. mostly in her shoulders
kelsey: yes <3 their back and legs hurt a lot
16. which member of their family are they the most fond of, if any?
waylon: he loves all his kids but kelsey is. his baby.
scruggs: you could get scruggs to choose between all his sisters over his cold dead body but he. was a mama's boy <3
lizzie: scruggs is definitely the easiest to get along with but she's put the most effort into strengthening her relationship with kelsey and feels really proud of the place they've been able to get to even if it's not perfect. she is. very protective over kelsey <3 which luckily kelsey doesnt mind too much
kelsey: they love both of their siblings but. they are a daddy's girl <3
20. describe one of your favourite rp moments with this character
waylon: he hasn't had a Ton of screentime but i think the fight between him and lizzie that will overheard and then his subsequent conversation with will about brandi <3 just listened to lizzie be like youre not my dad actually so fuck off and then immediately was like. no you can kill brandi actually go for it
scruggs: simply all the him and will being horny on main scenes are so so funny 2 me. horndog ass middle aged men
lizzie: the onion and lizzie catfight <3 and then immediately afterwards giving divine her jacket and rambling about why she likes divine and getting kissed about it. girl had a Day
kelsey: they havent had much screentime (where they actually talked) but as far as their Content probably summer fun day <3 autism creacher on main <3 sister time <3
24. are they good at keeping secrets? does it depend on how big the secret is?
waylon: very much so yes
scruggs: he is <3 not very good at it <3 but will if it's important. he's a lot better at keeping other people's secrets than his own
lizzie: oh she will keep any secret forever and ever
kelsey: they're okay at keeping secrets but mostly because they only talk to their family members. so they Can keep secrets there's just less stakes for them to
28. what is something that helps to comfort them?
waylon: music. it's something he can still enjoy even though he's a zombie
scruggs: making a meal for people he cares about <3
lizzie: her jacket :o)
kelsey: tight hugs!!
32. what emotion do they feel the most often?
waylon: sadness
scruggs: mirth
lizzie: frustration
kelsey: fear
36. are they introverted or extroverted?
waylon: introverted
scruggs: very extroverted!
lizzie: pretty in the middle
kelsey: wants to be around people all the time but only Their People
40. what do they smell like?
waylon: rotten meat and flowery perfumes
scruggs: cedarwood and smokey
lizzie: sun baked clay and honey
kelsey: fizzy and sparkly and lavender
#FINISHED *flexes*#stupid dysfunctional family of my heart theyre the worst#thank you weo <3333#lizzie losttownship#scruggs losttownship#kelsey losttownship#waylon losttownship#lost township
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omg omg omg shut up because 141! hard rock band brain rot.
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pairing: 141! × afab!reader ( mention of female anatomy)
(Vocalist! ghost, Guitarist!Gaz, Bassist!Price, Drummer!Soap )
warnings / contains: mentions of female anatomy,brief thigh riding , cockwarming ,use of pet names like doll , dollie , make up , a chipped tooth , me not knowing the architectural design of tour buses , my writing lmao.(let me know if there's something I need to add)
a/n: might build this into a series if anyone is interested.I have written after a long long time so I might be a little rusty but I enjoyed doing this :p
(slightly NSFW)
you being their favourite groupie.
lots of good luck kisses before they go on stage
Going on all their tours with them
You’re their favourite little dolly to dress up to show off
They buy you expensive makeup (totally not because they’re gonna want to use it too )
Sitting in their lap before a show and doing their makeup for them
They watch you with adoration as you concentrate on getting the eyeliner right, sticking a bit of your tongue out of habit.
Makeup artists? Personal stylists? psssh no that is what you’re job. you’ll do it for them won’t you, dollie?
Sitting on their laps removing all their make-up after the show. Gently rubbing the cotton pad on their eyes removing copious amounts of eyeliner and glittery eyeshadow
They don’t rub off the lipstick stains on their cheeks before they go on stage. Love it when you mark them up with different shades of lipstick.
OMFG THEIR LIPS HAVE A LITTLE GLITTER ON THEM FROM YOUR LIP GLOSS AFTER A QUICK PRE-SHOW MAKE-OUT SESH.
Simon has you pick out all his outfits for him, he's a private man and isn't on social media. He doesn't know what is in he needs your help to decide what he looks good in. He doesn’t understand how colour pallets work, what do you mean he’s cool-toned? Maybe you should help dress him too while you’re at it since you’re such a smartie :>
Gaz using the excuse of teaching you how to play the guitar to spend more time with you. Sweeps you away from the other when the tour bus is at a halt. Finger brushes up against yours as he gently guides your finger across the stringed instrument as you sit in between his arms, your back against his chest. Gently humming as he teaches you a simple tune his chest vibrating against your back. The gentle rumbling of his chest as he’s humming putting you to sleep. Mumbling how you need to be rewarded later for being such a fast learner, you learned so many cords in one day now all you need to do is relax dollie he’ll take care of the rest.
Price brings you up in EVERY interview. He is absolutely whipped. Loves doing all the domestic bullshit with you. Cooks with you in a dinky small kitchen in the tour bus, dances with you, sings for you. Eats your baking failures without a complaint despite you telling him not to .no doll these cookies aren’t too hard to chew. Ends up with a chipped tooth asks and asks you to kiss him after to make it all better.
Soap setting you down on his lap to teach you the drums, holding your wrists gently to guide your hands. Slowly shifting you to one of his thighs.Bouncing you on his thigh out of the excuse of getting your attention but you can practically feel him smirking from behind you. He knows what he’s doing.
NSFW
THEY ARE INSATIABLE
Always have to be around you. Touching some part of you.Hugging you.Hand at your lower back.Head resting on your shoulder.
They love marking you up it’s only fair. You get to mark them with your lipstick stains, and sure the marks they give you don’t come off with makeup remover or water but you look good with them. makes you look even prettier dollie
Take turns fucking you in the recording studio to see who can make you moan the prettiest. Make you sit down and hear it and decide which one sounded the best. They definitely get super competitive.
Use your whines and moans in the background of their songs RAHHHHHHHH
Soap needs a quickie before every show .omfg doing it in the wings.omfg, I’m weak. Him grunting and grumbling I’m your ear about how much he needs you because you’re his favourite thing his good luck charm. He needs to perform well for his fans and only you can ensure that
Gaz insists you join him for every post-concert shower because only you can get him all clean. He has you lather him up and takes his sweet time gliding his hands slowly across your body He needs to make sure you’re properly clean can’t have his dollie get all dirty now, can he? Pins you to the wall, steam all around you both as he fucks you in the tour bus shower. Makes sure the others hear you screaming his name. Gets you all dirty and now has to take his sweet time cleaning you again only to get you all dirty immediately after.
Price having you cockwarm him after the show because he gets just so tierd D: and he just needs his little dollie close to him. Has you sit there for hours, chest to chest resting his head on your shoulder muttering sweet nothings into your ear .loves when you pepper kisses all across his face
Ghost getting all riled up and full of energy after the show and he needs to exhaust himself or he won't be able to sleep :( so he fucks you in his bunk while the others are asleep not caring about all the noise he’s making (not that the others mind the view)
send an ask
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toddler.
| dad!bucky barnes x reader | fluff |
some soft tattooed Bucky because this photo is so SOFT 😊🖤🥀
“Bucky, darling, I’m sorry,” you apologized for the nth time.
“Don’t worry about it, doll. I’ve got it under control. Don’t fret.”
You’d been called into the office unexpectedly yet again, your work demanding and pulling you away from your family. Bucky was perfectly capable of handling things at home with your daughter for the night, but it distressed you to be absent. After finally ushering you out the door, he joyfully doted on your little darling, the girl you’d made together only three years ago.
“Can we make cookies, daddy?” She asked him with such big, wide eyes, the same shade of grey as his, how could he ever say no.
“Of course, doll. Go find the chocolate chips,” he smiled, sending her off to the pantry while he gathered the rest of the ingredients.
She returned with one hand down in the bag, popping the candy into her mouth while she gazed at Bucky with huge eyes. He laughed, gently prying them from her small hands and telling her to wait so they had enough left to go in the cookies.
He lifted her onto the counter and helped her mix the ingredients into the batter, being extra generous with the chocolate chips.
“Just how your momma likes them,” Bucky whispered as he added brown sugar, as if he were letting her in on a big secret.
“Just how momma likes them,” she repeated in her innocent little voice.
He grinned, kissing her cheek and putting them in the oven. She clambered into his arms, insisting on being held while they waited for the cookies to bake.
“Want to watch a film, princess?” He carried her to the living room, letting her settle on his lap, his metal arm draped over the toddler. He never understood why she seemed to preference his prosthetic arm, but it was because it made her feel safe.
“Dumbo?” She asked softly, pointing to the elephant.
Bucky turned it on, gently kissing her head as she watched it, wide-eyed and quiet. He could practically feel her grow tired, and he had to lift her off and lay her down to get the cookies when the oven dinged.
“You go?” She murmured, barely able to open her eyes.
“Just pulling the cookies out, doll.”
“I want one!” She yawned, dragging herself after him.
“You can have one once they cool. Then maybe bedtime, yeah?” Bucky kissed the top of her head.
She climbed back onto the couch, settling under her blanket. Bucky watched over her as she stared at the elephant movie, making him laugh gently. When he decided the cookies wouldn’t burn her mouth, he lifted her onto his lap and handed her one, kissing her cheeks and making her giggle.
He was thankful when she didn’t protest bed after, pliant as he helped her into fuzzy pink pajamas and tucked her in. Bucky missed you, turning on soft music in the living room and lying on the couch to wait for you to return from work.
It wasn’t too long before the sound of little footsteps caught his attention, and he turned his head to the side to see your daughter clutching her stuffed bear in her arms, gazing at him with teary grey eyes.
“Don’t be mad. I can’t sleep,” she whimpered, her lower lip wobbling.
His heart cracked a bit at that, and he beckoned her over, kissing her forehead. Bucky lifted her to lay on his strong chest, draping the blanket over her tiny body. He ran his fingers through her hair, soothing her with the touch of vibranium.
She drifted off quickly, comforted and snuggled safely with her father.
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You yawned as you walked in the door, exhaustion sweeping over you as you entered your home. You kicked off your shoes and dropped your bag before discovering Bucky snuggled with your daughter on his chest. Your heart melted, and you walked over, brushing dark hair out of Bucky’s face that had slipped from his bun.
“I’m home, baby,” you whispered, kissing his cheek gently.
Bucky slowly opened his eyes, realizing he’d accidentally fallen asleep. He leaned up and kissed you, whispering a welcome-home. Your hands ran over your daughter’s back, and Bucky gently stood with her, preparing to carry her back to bed. You grabbed a cookie from the plate, grinning as you took a bite and followed your husband to your daughter’s room.
You leaned in the doorway, softening as you watched him tuck her in for what you assumed to be the second night that time. Bucky swept you into his arms, kissing your lips and hugging you.
“I missed you this evening. How was work, doll?”
“Long. I missed you,” you murmured, shaking your head and kissing him again.
“These are good!”
“You like them?” Bucky questioned before taking a bite of your cookie in your hand.
“Very much.”
“Come dance with me,” Bucky pulled your hands, leading you into the kitchen and dancing slowly in the moonlight.
“You’re a great father,” you whispered, your head resting against his shoulder.
He kissed your head, squeezing your waist and rocking with you to the music. You recognized the song, one that was often played softly in your home, enough you would sometimes hear your daughter humming along.
You adored your little life with your family, so in love with Bucky, and filled with love for your child. Even when work called you away, they were always waiting at home for you, welcoming you and making you feel cherished.
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“Momma!” your daughter ran to your arms, nearly knocking over your coffee when she awoke in the morning. You lifted her onto your lap, smiling as she held her bear in the little captain america costume.
“Hi, sweetheart,” you kissed her head, giving her a bite of your breakfast.
“Daddy let me sleep with him on the couch last night!”
“Did he now? He’s a good dad, huh?” you asked, a soft smile gracing your features.
She nodded with a huge grin, making Bucky smile and kiss the two of you.
#earl grey bucky#Bucky#Bucky Barnes#domestic bucky#Bucky Barnes fluff#Bucky Barnes imagine#Bucky Barnes oneshot#dad!bucky#marvel#marvel au#avengers#avengers au
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Warnings: None!
Pairing: Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke x gn!reader
Note(s): Merry Christmas, everyone! I know my break has been much longer than usual, but I'm trying to get back into writing with slow posting! Now, let's see how the Kamaboko squad would spend their Christmas with you!
Tanjiro
» Tanjiro is so excited to spend Christmas with you! Not only does he get to spend time with his significant other, but he also gets to see your reaction to the gifts he has bought for you!
» Trust me when I say this: Tanjiro's surprisingly sneaky when it comes to giving gifts. He might seem like a guy who misses social clues (c'mon, this boy didn't even know what a train was), but he makes sure to listen to you. You could mention something about needing a shirt or maybe even a pen, and Tanjiro will make sure to include those in the presents.
» Get ready to feel cozy! Tanjiro makes sure to pile up a ton of blankets and stash a ton of food right next to them so that you two don't have to leave the blanket pile for hours.
» The whole Christmas Eve consists of three major things: Feeling cozy, eating good food, and watching a ton of movies while opening presents. It definitely allows you two to relax after the whole stress of buying gifts, etc.
Zenitsu
» Zenitsu tends to be much more casual about Christmas Even than Tanjiro, but it's still clear that he's in the spirits. That being said, you should get ready to make some Christmas cards for your friends/relatives while listening to music in the background!
» Just like Tanjiro, Zenitsu tends to be sneaky while he listens to your talks, so you shouldn't be too surprised when he gets you something you've wanted for a long time!
» Zenitsu is also lovely enough to let you know what kind of stuff he'd love to get for gifts if you're one of those persons who can stress easily during Christmas shopping! He loves surprises, but he doesn't want to worry you to the bone.
» Listening to music is definitely a big part of your shared evening, but so is baking some sweets like cookies and gingerbread! Zenitsu loves to take the whole day easily because there's no rush to do things.
Inosuke
» This poor boy doesn't exactly know what Christmas is or why people celebrate it. Thankfully Tanjiro and Zenitsu are there to help him learn a thing or two! By the end of the day, Inosuke has a Christmas tree all set up and a few fairy lights here and there to help with the mood!
» Inosuke's awful at listening to what you have to say, so you need to outright tell him what you want for Christmas if you like to get any kind of presents from him.
» Of course, he's going to sneak a cool rock or two to surprise you with, but otherwise, your gifts aren't going to be impressive. This doesn't mean that Christmas is ruined because Inosuke usually pays it back by cuddling with you.
» Be careful, though! Who knows if Inosuke manages to light the Christmas tree on fire!
Author's note: I hope you guys enjoyed these headcanons of our main trio! These past few days have been really hectic, so it feels good to slowly get back into writing because it can be a relaxing hobby.
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Hello there, hope you're having a great day! What about mc×main 6 from the arcana in a bitter argument? (Angsty as possible pls) thank-you and have a great day❤️
I AM SO SORRY THESE TOOK SO LONG LOL. I had most of them written out and then the muse decided to LEAVE. *shakes fist at the sky*
I hope you don’t mind me going buck wild with Lucio lol. He is PRIME for this kinda angst. And as a reminder, COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PARTNER.
Requests are open! I move at the pace of a sedated turtle but I WILL GET TO THEM LOL.
Enjoy!
Main six x MC argument
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Julian
Fights with Julian get a little...intense
He’s not really good with the whole, fighting with the person he loves things
Will probably cry from frustration
It also gets LOUD. You both will start at a normal voice and slowly it will rise to yelling
Never hurles insults, but hearing the hurt in his voice? Almost worse. And hearing how hurt you are? Man that’s a gut punch
He’s most likely gonna storm off (dramatically but I digress)
Sorry it’ll take him quite a long time to cool down
Feels SUPER awful about what he said in the head of the moment
Like just plain: “I’m a terrible person” awful
Brings you flowers to apologize. His voice is always super soft and nervous
You guys don’t fight super often but they can blow up when you do
Bring him flowers after you fight please. He’ll keep them on either his desk at work or on his bedside.
When he sees you’ve cooled off as well he’s going to hug you. Scoop you up if he can in a nice strong hug.
Asra
Asra fights get um...super nasty. You two know one another super well and things get blown up super quickly
They don’t happen often at all. Only when something boils over
But it’s always crying and almost incoherent worry and yelling. They’re a mess over you, running their hands through their hair so much you fear they might tear it out
Will leave to let you calm down and give you space. Usually goes to the dock to cry by himself and think things over. Faust is always conflicted when you guys fight
She doesn’t want to leave you to die again.
Asra never stays mad at you long, just needs time to cool down
Says tons of things he doesn’t mean but in the moment it’s all he has. Of course you throw things back and loads of feelings get hurt
Always feels terrible after. Always. Sometimes he even cries quietly to himself if it was really nasty
After arguments might take him hours or days to cool off enough to apologize
Likes talking things out with you over pumpkin bread and tea over big extravagant gifts
After an argument they’re good at talking things out with you. Always ends with a hug and him rocking you back and forth while trying to memorize your feel and smell
Nadia
Her words are SO sharp and they cut SUPER DEEP
Doesn’t hold back sometimes it feels like her words are tiny knives being thrown at you
If she says something truly uncalled for, her eyes go wide and she covers her mouth with her hands
She’s always a poised kind of angry. When she’s super upset she’ll be in tears.
She has siblings, she knows where to get you where it hurts. She aims to hurt in arguments
Never means it and always realizes in HORROR what she just said to you
Stays in another room for a bit after the fight. Depending on how bad the argument was she cries herself to sleep
You don’t fight with any of the Main Six often but sometimes things happen and people snap
Fighting with Nadia usually happens when she’s exhausted and you want her to sleep and things just explode
She’s usually the one coming back to you to apologize. Even if you were wrong, she hates upsetting you. When you apologize back her feelings come to a head and she just moves in to hug you so hard your back pops
Muriel
He kind of spaces out
Like he’s super upset but his replies to you are usually little grunts and he doesn’t quite meet your eyes
Unless you did something. Then he’s all up in arms, upset and sometimes he’ll tear up (especially if you put yourself in a ton of danger and he almost lost you)
He tries to keep his voice level. The first time he raised his voice at you you flinched and he ran away after seeing the reaction
He tries not to raise his voice at you, but sometimes it’s hard and usually you two will be loud at one another. Inanna is no fan
Fights with him are once in a blue moon. Usually they’re little lectures and you two understanding one another. But sometimes they do happen and they are just awful for the both of you
Feelings are up in the air, anger and worry is palpable. If you don’t take care of yourself, who will? kind of stuff
Wants to hug you after you’re done so bad, but stays stiff as a board to watch your reaction. It hurts sometimes
Makes you a little gift as a peace offering, (bring him back forget-me-nots)
Will hold you for a long time after you make up after a fight. (cuddle him PLEASE I BEG OF YOU)
Portia
Lots of yelling. Not intentional she’s just loud and you have to yell to be heard as well
Pepi usually runs to hide when you guys fight
Portia is the type to pace and throw her arms in the air.
And she’ll cry. She hates it, but she cries when she’s furious. Who knows what you two are mad and fighting by this point everything comes bubbling to the surface
She’ll storm out of the house to cry alone somewhere and get herself together
It can um...get fairly nasty at times. Hurling insults doesn’t really happen but her breaking down sobbing with every word does
Not a pretty sight
It’s hard arguing with someone you love so much, so she’ll come crying back as well. She just wants a hug ;-;
It’ll be awkward for a while after, but after you failed to bake something as a peace offering it’s broken. She’ll help you bake something new (cottagecore WIFE)
Lucio
So the question is what do you guys NOT fight about
Lucio is a tricky guy to be with I’m not gonna lie. He’s done some shitty things and doesn’t understand a lot of those
Will take time for him to get there and fully understand why people don’t like him
But man is it a sore spot and he will fight with you about it. A lot. And it just...lord it gets really bad
He’s not the type to cry during an argument. After though? Fair game.
And he always wants to be by you after. Talk to me I’m lonely type beat. If you don’t want to talk that’s further salt in the wound
But things just blow UP. He’s dramatic, childish, and ANGRY. His voice is so thick with fury it hurts to have it directed at you
Like chest heaving, near tears, regretting everything you just said kind of spats. When Lucio is mad he is MAD. Like Nadia, his words are like ice
Without meaning to, he aims to hurt you. And hurt he DOES
When he comes to his senses he’s running away
Will come to you first, with gifts anywhere from super extravagant to something only he would get you. And apologizes. Even if you caused the argument he blew it all up
He’s lonely and touch starved, he’s not gonna let you go (and he’s gonna be crying)
Cookies are a good thing to give to him back. It’ll prolly make you two end up on the bed snacking on them while just talking and cuddling.
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Hiya! This is my first time requesting a matchup from any blog! I'd love a romantic match up for Fullmetal Alchemist and OHSHC. I'm pan and Female.
I'm a Scorpio, but I'm not really big on star signs, though sometimes when i had to go through papers at my old job I'd look in the Horoscope section just to see if there were any joke ones.
I consider myself an ambivert. I'm a bit shy at first and I get shaky and quiet when ordering food. But once I'm friends with someone I tend to match their energy. I also start to cuss a lot when I feel comfortable around someone!
I love to cook and bake, a lot, there's no recipe I won't try! Literally just before sending this I made Russian tea cookies! Tomorrow imma try my hand at Baklava. I also love to draw, paint and read.
I'm currently in college and taking classes in humanities, I really like to learn about the history behind the arts. It's honestly very interesting to see how art, in all forms, changes throughout time. I'm also a huge science nerd, I love space, paleontology, and biology of all kids really. I also really enjoy rock climbing and hiking, I love nature and being outdoors in general.
(I highly recommend going to South Dakota at some point if you enjoy hiking and rocklimbing, the rocky mountains are gorgeous. The mica in the ground makes the dirt sparkle lol)
I don't really have a specific 'type' but a sense of humor is a must. I'm good with PDA. I don't want to have kids in the future, unless adopted or through a surrogate.
thanks for your request anon. Your match up is....
ADMIN SAN
just kidding!! she thinks you're super cool and wants to be eat Russian tea cookies with you. Anyways, we hope you like your actual matches!!
(fmab & ohshc match ups are under the cut)
Your FMAB match up is.................
EDWARD ELRIC
SFW
He would fully roast those horoscopes with you. Nothing gives him more joy than roasting astrology sluts when mercury is going into retrograde
You both have science is common so you could have cute library dates where y’all devour anything that piques your interest.
He’s pretty outdoorsy too since he s got to keep his body fit, especially since he s missing a few limbs here and there. He also yeets out of Resembool any chance he gets so y’all would have tons of fun travelling together
You both could also have fun camping, especially since he’ll be full of camping skills after his lil training arc as a kid! You guys would enjoy living intimately with nature, admiring it’s beauty, and of course eating ants while talking about how all is one and one is all
Ed has a decent sense of humor and you guys would have inside jokes and love roasting each other. He’s funny and knows how to have fun in his own way. Although you might wanna steer clear of the short jokes~
Ed exhibits classic fatherless behavior so in line with that, he wouldn’t want kids either (ignoring the anime)! especially after his rocky childhood
You and Ed would have wonderful cussing matches since neither of you are shy about your linguistic abilities and are happy to flaunt them ;)
PDA might be a bit hard on him, especially at first, and he would blush like a little bitch. But eventually he would get used to it and enjoy occasionally putting his cold metallic arm around you <3
Your OHSHC match up is................
Haruhi Fujioka
SFW
You guys would meet by chance at the library, since none of the rich kids would use it too often (they prefer the library at home) and start talking over the different books. Haruhi had already seen your name on the books she checks out so it just made sense to approach you.
You guys would start dating soon enough and then you would begin requesting her at the host club too, to make sure no one else gets her for too long. You could bring her cookies and whatever else you make, and she would love them!
She would help you with your social anxiety too, and be your biggest cheerleader whenever you overcome your fears. In turn, you hold her close on stormy nights <3
She would be super impressed with all the variety of cool things you know and you guys would have a great time learning from each other. Her being a law nerd and you with your science interests!
Although Haruhi is not the most physically active she would go with you on treks if you nagged her enough. It’s good to get some physical exercise anyway! But be prepared for the host club boys following you on helicopters to make sure you both manage alright out in the wilderness
In terms of sense of humor she’s managed to develop some version of a twisted, dry wit thanks to her trauma with the ouran boys even though she mostly plays the straight man. Regardless it’s a beautiful lesbian relationship so that means neither of you have to be the straight man :)
Your adopted kids,
admins san & sar
#fullmetal alchemist#fma#fmab x reader#fma edward#edward x reader#edward elric x reader#edward elric#fma x reader#fma headcanon#Edward Elric headcanons#fma fluff#ouran host club#ouran high school host club#ouran x reader#ouran high school host club x reader#ohshc#ohshc x reader#match up#anime match up#ouran haruhi#ohshc haruhi#haruhi fujioka#Admin sar#admin san
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Baking Fails with Sugawara Koushi, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Tendou Satori, Miya Osamu, and Ushijima Wakatoshi
Warnings: You are depicted as a housewife but other then that, none, pure fluff, full of love, will give you a cavity from how sweet it is
a/n: This is dedicated to @sugaslittleangel ( this is the recipe I based the melonpan on)
Sugawara Koushi:
Okay
This guy is literal sweetheart
You could have burned down the kitchen and all he would say is, "Well, I was thinking of remodelling anyways" <3
But any who
You wanted to make your lover cookies
Homemade cookies
So, you get all the ingredients and start making the dough
You didn't do the measurements correctly though, and the dough is kind of clumpy
Thinking that it won't matter, you roll the dough into little balls and set it on to the baking sheet
When the timer rings, you pull then out excitedly, only to pout
Why do they look so... Ugly?
You wait for the cookies to cool a bit before taking a bite of it and-
Oh my god, that is the worst cookie you haver ever tasted
You spit it out and decide that you'll add more oil and butter to the batter
That didn't turn out well
After trying a couple more times, you are close to tears in the middle of the kitchen floor
Only for Koushi to walk in on the mess you have created
And you crying on the floor
He crouches next to you and asks gently, "What's wrong, Sugar?"
You look at him and point at the mess
"I failed to bake you cookies" You sob
Hoe looks at the cookies and each pan looks different to the next
And what does this sweet little big shit do?
He eats them
A cookie from every. Single. Pan
And he eats them like they are the tastiest cookies he has ever had
After he finishes, he leans down and wipes the tears from your face
"Don't cry, Sugar. They are delicious. I love you"
He kisses you on the head and helps you stand up
"Now, let's clean this up"
Sakusa Kiyoomi:
You are an absolute sweetheart to him
And he loves it
You always make his bentos for lunch
You also make sure to add his beloved umeboshi and he's always greatful
So, when you are feeling extra ambitious, you decide to make melonpan
Which was probably not the smartest idea since you have never baked bread before
So, you start with the cookie dough, which is easy enough, and then the bread dough
Now this
This is when you done fucked up
But you didn't even realize it at the time
Music playing, you singing along, you didn't realise that you put too much flour
So, when you put the bread in and take it out, you stare in disappointment
The bread didn't rise
You figure that okay, fine, I'll just do it again
And you do
But this time, it was burnt
What's worse, you hear the door close and Omi calling your name
You freak and immediately go to stop Omi from coming into the kitchen
But you are too late
And Omi walks in on the disaster you made of the kitchen
He looks around, curious and somewhat annoyed
"What's... Going on, y/n?"
You look at him, then look away and mutter, "I was trying to make you melonpan, but it didn't go well..."
He sighs, "Y/n, you made a mess. Please clean it up"
You look at him and when you see the annoyed look on his face, you suddenly start crying
His eyes widen and automatically he's pulling you into an embrace, shh-ing you and apologizing
"I- I'm sorry, y/n. I didn't mean to upset you. It's just- practice was extra hard today. And Bokuto wouldn't shut the fuck up. Please, forgive me?"
"I'm sorry, too, Omi. Let me clean this up and get started on dinner. You go take your shower and relax, yeah?"
He let's go of you and shakes his head
"We'll clean this together, than you can prepare dinner"
You smile fondly at him and get to work
Tendou Satori:
Okay, so we all know that Tendou is a sweetheart
Especially you
So when you decide that you want to return the favor, you go out and buy ingredients for brownies
And get started immediately after kissing him goodbye
Tying the pink apron around your waist, you pour the ingredients into the mixing bowl
After you think it's mixed, you set them into the pan and stick then in the oven
When the timer goes off, you snatch the brownies out of the oven
After letting the brownies cool, you take a knife and go to take a piece to try it
But the brownie won't cut
You struggle to just get that little piece and when you do get it, it's hard as a rock
You don't know what you did to fuck it up this badly, but Tendou wasn't supposed to come home anytime, so you figure that as long as you clean up and hide the failure that you call brownies
Too bad Tendou got out early from work and decided to surprise you
Singing your name as he closes the door, he quickly rids himself of his shoes and starts looking for you
You, on the other hand, are freaking out
You don't want Tendou to know about your failed attempt at baking
But then he walks into the kitchen and grins while humming out
"Oh? Did you make me brownies, paradise? Well, don't mode if I do!"
He grabs the piece that you had cut out and finishes it like it was the most delicious thing he has ever had
You stared at him, confused
"Didn't that hurt to chew?"
Tendou shakes his head and goes to get another piece
"It's delicious, Y/N! Thank you for spending time and doing this"
You smile softly and hug him from behind
"I love you, Satori."
Miya Osamu:
Okay, albeit, you can't cook for shit
And you definitely can't bake
But you still wanted to make something for your lover
So you decide to make something easy
And that would be chocolate chip cookies
You mix the ingredients in the boil and brush it off when the dough looks a little liquidy
Not a word but whatever-
After setting them in the oven and setting the timer, you clean up the mess you left
When the timer goes off, you hop to it, fetching them out of the oven and setting them down
And-
Why do they looking so... Disgusting??
You wait for the cookies to cool down a bit before tasting one
And it tasted fine, if not a little bit off
But... They were so ugly
You sigh sadly and almost jump out of your skin when you hear someone ask
"Why the sigh, Y/N?"
You turn around, for getting about the cookies and grin
"'Samu!! What are you doing home so early?"
He smiles at you and walks the rest of the way to you, placing a kiss on your head while explaining the reason
"I closed the shop early today. Why does it smell so good in here?"
You frown when remembering the cookies and tell him
"I tried making you cookies, but they didn't turn out like I thought they would..."
He hums in acknowledgement and grabs a cookie from the sheet, biting into it and smiling
"They taste delicious, Y/N. Thank you"
You look up at him and silently thank the Lord for giving you such a lovely husband
Ushijima Wakatoshi:
You both can't bake for crap
Like, you've tried and tried
But they wither come out burnt or disgusting
But you decided that you would try one more time
So you start to make the batter for cake
Angel cake, to be exact
But the one thing you forgot about is that the center piece can be removed
So, after pouring the batter into the pan, you grab it by the top
And the batter goes everywhere
You watch in utter horror as the batter forms a puddle
You quickly go to grab a towel to and bowl
Scooping the batter into the bowl, you hear the door open
And now you are now full on panicking and ready to cry
Ushijima, on the other hand, is calling out your name and were you are
He searches the living room and bedroom before figuring out that you are in the kitchen
And that's were he finds you, scooping up batter while tears fall from your eyes
"I'm I'm really sorry, Toshi." You hiccuped and he stares in shock before kneeling down to stop you
"Go get cleaned up, sweetheart. Let me do this, okay?"
You nod your head and head towards the bathroom as he cleans up the mess
You change into shorts and his sweatshirt, wanting nothing more than to snuggle into his arms
He walks out when he's finished cleaning and finds you curled on the couch
"Sweetheart, I'm going to take a shower real quickly and than we can get takeout, watch some movies, okay?"
You nod and apologize one more time
"It's okay, honey. Just relaxed. I'll be out soon."
2 hours later and you guys are cuddling on the couch with your head on his chest
He was stroking your hair as you slept and he couldn't have asked for a better wife
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i have an idea if that’s fine ! how about headcanons for spending christmas with keith kogane (and giving home the best christmas ever because this baby deserves it) tysm !! 💕
he does deserve an amazing christmas, but he got my space christmas instead.
tis the season - keith x reader
pairing: keith x reader (gn)
warnings/notes: this was long
okay so, post show finale, keith is very often off earth, going from planet to planet to help those who had been affected by the galra empire. you tagged along, helping him have a partner that he could count on light years away from his home planet.
keith had been away from earth for years, meaning he hadn’t even remotely celebrated holidays in general, much less christmas.
so when you joined him in space, you made a point to keep track of the days on the gregorian calendar so you could be sure to celebrate christmas on the right day.
as the holiday soon started to roll around, you discreetly started to collect things to try and make the holiday as traditional as possible but being this far away from earth did make it hard, but you did what could with what you had. you were smart enough to bring cookie dough for christmas cookies but who knew if the ship had any sort of kitchen. (spoiler alert, it did!!)
so, you talked with a few of the blade of marmora members on if you could somehow get some sort of tree esque alien plant to use as a substitute christmas tree.
thankfully for you, axca mentionned of some sort of a small tree on the next planet you were set to settle in for awhile, having just restocked on supplies.
so as soon as you guys landed and had some free time, you eclipsed yourself from the group and tried to talk to the local population in order to find a way to procure one of the trees for yourself, christmas being a little under two weeks away. and they were extremely useful, helping you pick the best one for your limited decorations.
so you picked one of the storage rooms that no one used, them being there in case of excess supplies and decided that was the room where you’d set everything up so in the room the actually not that small, small tree being placed on top of one of the empty crates.
for decorations, you just scavenged for loose string all over the ship and the alien planet, anything that could either hold your decorations or you could use as a garland.
you ended up only finding cool rock looking rocks of various colours to use as ornaments but it’s the thought that counts. you managed to pierce the rocks to put the string through, meaning you could just tie a not at the top of the loop and set them strategically around the surprisingly many branches of the tree.
for the garland around it, you managed to find some vines on the planet which got you excited, you finally found something very green for the green and red theme you were trying to have to fully emulate christmas.
lucky for you, you found red flowers on the planet you were currently on and picked a few to put around the tree and thread the stem of it through the hole you had punched in each rock.
the night of christmas eve, you slithered out of keith’s arm that was draped over you while he slept, going to the kitchen in order to start baking them so hed have fresh cookies in the morning (and maybe the rest of the crew but they had to deal with the alien substitutes)
so you spent the early hours of the morning in the kitchen, managing to find what you thought was a galran cookbook that included their own form of cookies so you made a couple of batches for the crew while you cooked the cookie dough you had sneaked onto the ship.
getting a bunch of unique gifts while you’re travelling is hard but you somehow managed to find a uniquely carved knife by some of the local population. you nearly wrapped it with whatever paper you could muster and placed it right under your makeshift christmas tree.
now keith had gotten a bit suspicious when he looked for you during down time and was unable to find you, getting a simple “i was exploring” excuse more than once definitely didn’t answer his question.
it was even more confusing when axca mentionned that you hadn’t been present much during a time dedicated to helping rebuild houses but unbeknownst to them, you had already finished the ones you were assigned and were currently conversing with the locals on local delicacies/objects to maybe gift keith.
he wanted to confront you about it but for the last two weeks, it seemed to him that you were ignoring him and it definitely brought his mood down.
you had also somehow managed to find voltron merch used from back when they were basically superstars. you grabbed a standard voltron formation stuffed animal as well as a red lion, hoping he wouldn’t mind you getting his first lion as well as the color of his previous suit. (which you also wrapped in scrap paper).
while you were in the kitchen, taking cookies out of the oven, you were surprised to find keith looking at you from the doorway.
“why are you making cookies this early in the morning?” he was only half awake as kosmo passed him, coming to sniff the cookies.
“you’ll find out in a second, want one?” you extended the fresh out of the oven sugar cookies to him which he gladly took, surpise on his face as he realised they were from earth.
“you had cookie dough from earth and didn’t tell me?”
“that’s not the only secret i kept, come on.” you grabbed a cookie for yourself then grabbed his wrist to drag him to the storage unit.
and when you opened the door, his face lit up at the little makeshift christmas scene he saw in front of him.
“merry christmas keith!” you exclaimed, still waiting for a vocal reaction as keith almost seemed frozen on the spot.
“you did all of this?”
“yup, i even have presents, open them!”
this man felt his heart swell immensely, not believing he had someone who cared so much about him that they recreated a holiday he hadn’t celebrated in ages, a signifiant other that thoughtful.
he feels so guilty that he didn’t get you anything but it beyond thankful.
he spots to makeshift mistletoe and he smirked, grabbing it and placing it over your heads so you two could kiss, having your first christmas morning kiss together.
“you didn’t have to do this y/n.”
“well i wanted to, i was so excited to spend christmas with you on earth but it probably wouldn’t be possible for awhile so i brought christmas to space!” he thought your reasoning was just adorable so he kissed you on the forehead.
“merry christmas y/n.”
“merry christmas keith.”
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