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k0mibee · 21 days

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Forgot to put this here 💀

I’m so late to the game but idgaf

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sreberkot · 4 months

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Gelato is a preatty funny fella 👻

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the-illiterate-pirate · 1 year

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La Squadra NSFW headcanons because I'm feral ♡

Cut for length (and content ofc)

Risotto

- Literally one of the most vanilla guys you'll meet in the Mafia. Don't get me wrong my man has his kinks but he's pretty bare bones

- Contrary to popular belief he's not a big fan of blood play and doesn't like to mix work with intimate affairs. He does have a bit of an oral fixation (giving and receiving) and really likes saliva though

- His member is pretty average sized actually. I mean compared to this mountain of a man it may look a bit small but trust me, he knows how to use it

- Does in fact have a cock piercing. It's a magic cross, have fun looking that up. Apparently it helps stimulate too

- His favorite position is cowgirl

Prosciutto

- Sleeps around a lot tbh but really wants to settle down with a special someone after leaving the gang

- Honestly I would not trust him with aftercare he thinks it's lighting a cigarette with a glass of (insert liquor because idk wtf Italians drink)

- Super lazy but can be a really good brat tamer if you push him

- Doesn't have a daddy kink but loves being called "Sir" and likes a power imbalance

- Will smack that ass and it will hurt

- Will fall asleep after finishing his glass but will at least offer to cuddle

Pesci

- Dreams of becoming the perfect man in bed. But I mean he's already got 5/5 stars with aftercare so he's halfway there. Like he can be buck naked and shaking but he'll still ask you if you're okay and try to comfort you afterwards

- Has the BIGGEST dick in the group I won't take criticism or notes my man is PACKING HEAT he just doesn't know how to use it (yet) take caution

- Low-key a masochist and likes to be bossed around but can be a little fragile, please be good and make sure to check up on him uwu. If things get too heavy he might try to force himself to do something to the point he ruins the experience for himself :( communication is key with him

- On a lighter note he VERY MUCH enjoys queening/kinging and will gladly let you sit on his face

- PRAISE HIM PLEASE HE'S A GOOD BOY TRYING HIS BEST AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW IT

Formaggio

- Okay yes he likes pet play are you happy. Luckily he's a major bisexual switch so it can go both ways. He likes being your good puppy <3

- STOP GIVING RISOTTO THE SIZE KINK WHEN IT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO THIS KING HIMSELF. He WILL use his Stand on you when you least expect it because he's an ass this is your warning

- Like stated before big switch energy, is a nasty dom when he wants to be but will only bottom if you soft dom him because he does not believe in equality

- He FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY afterwards and he SNORES because he HATES HIS S/O /j

- Also really loves oral and giving sloppy head. Mf DROOLS EVERYWHERE

Illuso

- Likes to act like a bad bitch but loves when he gets pampered like he will melt if you play with his hair

- Another switch (like most of the JoJo cast but whatever) but it's easier for him to bottom because he's lazy.

- LOVES receiving overstimulation for some reason like suck this man dry until he cries he'll be living it up. Safe words exist for a reason and he use it to his (dis)advantage

- VOICE KINK !! All types of noises from you can get him off. With good ole' Lulu it's important to be vocal, tell him how you feel, make noise, dirty talk, the whole nine yards

- Has a little issue with self worth so like praise this baby, worship this baby, he'll be in heaven

- Shockingly? Pretty good with aftercare

Ghiaccio

- Oh my god it's so easy for him to get overwhelmed and he HATES IT I'm begging for your sake treat him gently

- Easy to fluster because he's pretty new to relationship stuff and he'll need you to show him the ropes. You could very well be one of his first, sex is very intimate for him and he'd like to stick with one person

- Low-key bites

- Due to Stand reasons his limbs are very cold, he will use this against you

- I said Risotto was vanilla but man Ghia might take the cake, he's a bit of a stiff when it comes to the bedroom, but that isn't always bad. He likes good old missionary and making sure he takes care of you, but if he's overly stressed he'll give you the reigns for the night

- If all goes well, and he isn't overstimulated, sex actually really helps him relax, he's a lot more bubbly afterwards and likes to stay up with you, talking, drinking water (but not eating anything because he refuses to have crumbs in the bed)

Melone

- Has the WEIRDEST fixation on bodily fluids like I get where he's coming from but WHY

- As smooth as a baby. Everywhere. We think he waxes but we haven't seen proof yet. He's also got a pretty dick.

- Ribbons, ropes, chains, leather, he's a really big fan of restraints as long as there's a safe word and you're both on the right track

- Totally down to try anything, just ask. He's eager to please.

- Yes.... He has a breeding kink. He wants a big family

- Idk what you call it but pls pls pls let him suck on your titties while you jerk him off. He can die happily

- Really likes the 69 position (with him on top)

Sorbet & Gelato

- Buy one get one free, you cannot get one without the other let's make that clear. They're both sadistic meanies and will not let you top

- Double penetration or spit roasting is a MUST

- Being in a relationship with each other for so long they've gotten good with aftercare, Gelato is more touchy feely while Sorbet is all about snacks and vitamins

- Sorbet bites, Gelato fucking claws. They're both very into marking you up everywhere and love the embarrassment they get from you

- They love you, they really do... But sometimes they can get a little caught up in the moment with their own makeout sessions

- Afterwards you all just collapse into a pile of limbs lol

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earthcookies · 1 year

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jojo time...

#vinegar doppio #diavolo #pannacotta fugo #prosciutto jjba #pesci jjba #cookieart #its always jojo time.

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vixensmart · 1 year

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Ghiaccio: *storming off in a rage*

Y/N: IF I FIND ANOTHER HOLE IN MY WALL, I'M GIVING YOU A NEW HOLE

Ghiaccio:

Prosciutto:

Pesci:

Formaggio:

Melone:

Illuso:

Risotto:

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chisecco · 5 months

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la squadra if they had lived to 2030, featuring artistic errors

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #vento aureo #golden wind #la squadra #risotto nero #melone jjba #ghiaccio jjba #sorbet and gelato #prosciutto jjba #pesci jjba #doodles

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theforbidfruit · 1 year

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Not me procrastinating with one fandom

TO ANOTHER

I feel like I’m cheating on them behind their backs

#bruh why am I like this #la squadra #la squadra x reader #jojo vento aureo #illuso jjba #formaggio jjba #pesci jjba #prosciutto jjba #melone jjba #ghiaccio jjba #risotto jjba #metalocalypse #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #charles foster offdensen

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mickeycookies · 1 month

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Page close ups with some colors

#my art #mila miele #bruno bucciarati #bruno bucellati #pesci jojo #prosciutto jjba #pesci jjba #jjba part 5 #jojo part 5 #jjba oc #golden wind #vento aureo #prosciutto jojo #I forgot I also had a color version of the cover #the comic pages read easier this way anyway

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rae-pss · 9 months

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pesci: how do you ask someone out?

formaggio : well, first-

(y/n): don't ask him, he asked me out in a mcdonalds parking lot.

pesci: … and you said yes?

#— quotes.#— jjba.#jjba x reader #la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #formaggio jojo #formaggio x reader #jjba formaggio #formaggio jjba #jjba pesci #pesci jojo #pesci jjba #jojo pesci #jojo formaggio #jjba incorrect quotes #jjba x yn #jjba x y/n #jjba x you

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yourfavehaskenergy · 2 months

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May I please request Pesci from JJBA Part 5

Pesci from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure has Kenergy!

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba pesci #pesci jjba #barbie #barbie movie #kenergy #barbie 2023 #barbie and ken #and ken #yourfavehaskenergy #ken #ryan gosling

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kersplinky88 · 1 year

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I believe he is inhumanly tall

#la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #pesci jojo #pesci jjba #formaggio jjba #formaggio jojo #formapesci #I supposeee

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sreberkot · 6 months

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Mother knows best

Dont worry everyone got ibuprofen ☺️

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the-illiterate-pirate · 1 year

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#tagging some of my fav silly guys but feel free to add your own #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #robert speedwagon #usagi alohaoe #paco laburantes #blackmore jojo #pesci jjba #ungalo brando #akira otoishi #vinegar doppio #narancia ghirga #okay I'll stop #fresh grown memes

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dumb-teambucciarati-headcanons · 1 year

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Giant snowball fight headcanons (but it’s all of passione and they aren’t trying to kill each other)

Giorno: he didn’t make an alliance with anyone and no one really knows what they should expect from him, and if they should be scared or not. He built a snow fort to hide in and attack from, and his plan is to leave it when there are not many people left so that he might be able to uncover who the boss is.

Bruno: also doesn’t have an alliance with anyone, but isn’t gonna get any of his team out. Uses sticky fingers to avoid snowballs and detaches his arm to send them flying further. He hides in trees to ambush people when they aren’t expecting it.

Abbacchio: he was the first one out and willingly, and now he is just drinking wine and enjoying the peace and quiet.

Mista: used the pistols to send the snowballs wherever he wants. Was in an alliance with Narancia and Trish. He got out really fast by one of his own snowballs.

Narancia: used Aerosmith to see where the others were and ambush them. Somehow managed to catch things on fire. Got out quickly because he is silly. He wanted to get Fugo out, but couldn’t find him.

Fugo: is hiding.

Trish: the only one in her alliance still in because everyone is too afraid to get out the bosses daughter. Also her ability to make things soft has been useful in getting missed snowballs to bounce back on people.

Polpo: is in jail, so they got him out pretty fast.

Zucchini or whatever his name was: Got out really fast. Was in an alliance with Sale of course. Narancia took him out right after Abbacchio got out.

Sale: is still in because he has been making the snowballs freeze mid air before they reach him. Is very afraid of Bruno because he has been hiding in them trees.

Formaggio: is small.

Illuso: he got out really fast by his teammates. They were mad at him because he left his hair in the shower drain.

Prosciutto: is in an alliance with Pesci and Risotto. He wanted to use his stand, but Risotto didn’t want to have to deal with wrinkles and back pains.

Pesci: very scared, he built a fort for himself to help protect him from the scary snowballs.

Melone: Ghiacco got him out really fast because he was being annoying.

Ghiacco: this is his territory. He doesn’t even need to make snowballs, his stand can provide them. Might actually win this.

Risotto: he started out being a really scary opponent, being able to turn invisible and all. But now he is cold and wants someone to get him out but everyone is too scared to.

Squalo and Tiziano: they are partners and they are on a date. Scary opponents but a little distracted. Built a snow shark together. Now they are eating chocolate. Not out yet though.

Carne: out so fast they barely remember him being there.

Scary chocolate man: has sent several people to the hospital already. Needs to be stopped.

Secco: isn’t allowed to melt the ground and is sad because of it. Hasn’t gotten anyone out yet because he is too busy complaining about not being allowed to use his stand.

Doppio: no one knows this kid is part of passione, but they let him join the fight because he really wanted to. He got out in the middle and is now playing Mario kart at home.

Diavolo (the boss): everyone is aware that he is playing, but they don’t know what he looks like or where he is. But they can see he hasn’t gotten out yet. He is at home because Doppio got out and is playing Mario kart. Wins by default.

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jojosbizzarewife · 5 months

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Winter/Holiday Headcanons

La Squadra

Risotto, Prosciutto, Pesci, Melone, Illuso, Formaggio, Ghiaccio

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Risotto

writes "from Santa" instead of "From Risotto" on all gifts and cards he gives out this season

Prosciutto

poor guy gets cold hands a lot, so he always keeps hand warmers in his coat

Pesci

loves to watch the fireworks on New Years - gathers all of La Squadra outside and gives them each a sparkler

Melone

gifts everybody sexy red underwear at Christmas for them to wear them on New Years

Illuso

makes his own mulled wine every December - he even makes enough to share

Formaggio

Celebrates Hanukkah. Every night of Hanukkah, all of the members in La Sqadra join in to light a candle

Ghiaccio

if the others piss him off this season, he will freeze their hot drinks

#jojo #jojo brainrot #jjba brainrot #jjba imagines #jojo imagines #la squadra #vento aureo #risotto nero #prosciutto jjba #pesci jjba #illuso jjba #formaggio jjba #melone jjba #ghiaccio jjba

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chisecco · 4 months

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dammit

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #part 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #pesci #secco #jjba pesci #pesci jjba #secco jjba #jjba secco #drugs /#doodles #before someone complains about pesci doing a weed:#He Is In The Italian Mafia

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