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diovstheworld · 6 months

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La Squadra Shitposts #31

i’m coming back from my break from writing/the internet i guess(?) and why not come back with another one of these. i’m not gonna lie, i missed making these :,) so enjoy and hopefully i’ll be posting more soon :)

୨ ╭ ୨୧ ✦ ︶꒷꒦・⎯⎯・⎯⎯・₊ˎ✧๑

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sreberkot · 14 days

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Cold Hands 🍈🧊

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wesaier · 9 months

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Wanna some Prosciutto?

#jjba #art #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo fanart #jjba art #jojo #jojo part 5 #jojo vento aureo #jjba fanart #jojo prosciutto #jojo la squadra #jojo golden wind

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ieatwormsanddirt · 2 months

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a collab with my pal :D

i drew risotto

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6ixbullets · 1 year

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꒰ R1S0TT0 L4Y0UTS ! ✩彡

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## like / reblog if you use / save !¡

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noaltbruh · 1 year

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Hello! Im not sure if your doing requests for this still, but if you are could I request 🍨 ❗️ 💤 🌺 💍 for Risotto? Thank you!

Managed to temporarily free myself from the octopath traveler rabbit hole to write this 😎

And of course! I hope you like it 😊

🍨 Are they more chill about their relationship or a bit more possessive towards their S/O?

I wouldn't say "possessive" is the right word in this case. Risotto has put a lot of faith in your relationship and genuinely thinks the two of you are going to last together, if he's decided to commit himself to become your partner.

Moreover, he knows that being the capo of La squadra, he won't always be there, and would be more than glad to know your have other important people in your life to make you happy when he's away.

But. But he's very protective of you and your relationship. He knows that just letting you be in his life means you're always going to face some sort of threat, so when he actually is around, he will be very careful and won't let you get too far away from him.

❗️How would they surprise their S/O?

I like to think that Risotto is not very good at surprising people unless you count him murdering them a surprise. So he'll be kind of lost when the rest of the team suggests him to catch you off guard with something unexpected.

After some thought, he decides that the best way he has to surprise you, is to come home one day to you without you knowing anything about it. Maybe he told you he was going to be away all week, yet there he is waiting on your front door for you to open.

At this point, after greeting you with a kiss and a smile, possibly some flowers too, Risotto will be willing to spend all your time together as you prefer, anything is okay for him and he just wants to make you happy, especially if it had been a while since you two got to he together like this.

💤How often do they fantasize about their S/O? Is the latter constantly on their mind?

Risotto is a very busy and down the earth man. Sadly, I don't think he has much time to daydream about you, to he honest. If he's on a murder mission or investigating about... A certain person he has a problem with, he'll be far too focused on his job to think about his partner.

Aside from that, however, I can actually see him thinking back about little sweet moments the two of you shared, wishing to always make new memories with you and perhaps thinking about what he could do to improve your relationship.

With that being said, considering you'd probably move him with him after some time, especially since he's an adult, he'd much rather make those thoughts become reality instead of fantasizing. He prefers concrete facts.

🌺 Do they believe they deserve their S/O or sometimes feel like the latter is too good for them?

(Can I just say I'm surprised this wasn't requested more? I was expecting it to be one of the most asked, guess I was wrong lol)

Mh...Like I said, Risotto has a lot of trust in you and your bond. He knows he can be quite attractive considering his look and wouldn't be too surprised if you were to fall for him at first.

On the other hand, he will he very surprised and won't really...Understand at first, when you decide to remain with him even after finding out about his job. Doesn't he disgust you? Aren't you afraid of him? Of a literal assassin?

These thoughts sometimes cross his mind and makes him wonder if you're too good of a person to be with a cruel mafioso like him. Wouldn't you rather find someone a bit less... Dangerous? That can actually give you a stable life?

At the end of the day, however, your sole presence is more than enough to take those ideas off his mind very often, and he's gunshot happy with you and hopes you're happy with him.

💍How would they propose to their S/O?

Risotto would think thought proposing you a lot before actually taking this step. Is it too early? Maybe even too late? Do you have everything that you need for a demi-stable marriage? It's one of the most important decisions in his life and he wants to take it with his head, not just his heart.

When these two sides eventually come to an agreement, it's time to actually put the idea into action. I think he'd rather propose to you in a very quiet and intimate place, with nothing nor to distract you from each other and the special moment the two of you will be sharing.

It would probably be at night, after a carefully crafted evening spent together, he'd get down on his knee and propose to you only illuminated by the stars and the small sparkle in his red eyes.

"I have to admit, amore mio, I hadn't planned for someone to have such a deep impact on my life after the loss I've experienced long ago. Yet, you never felt hesitation in being with me, despite knowing the uncertainty of what the future may have in mind for people like me. And while I cannot give you safety, I can give you my love, a treasure you helped me discover, and it is only fair that I share...No, that I gift to you, if you'll let me. So, will you marry me?"

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pescipescipescipesci · 1 year

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The friends & the mutuals really liked this one.

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noribruno · 2 years

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La Squadra sexualities upgrade + hc about that

I'M ALIVE

So this Is a sort of a remake of a post from last year, and I just wanted to redo the whole thing

Note: this is pure satire + i wrote about how THEY live their sexualities without the intencion of generalize + they live in early 2000s in the South of Italy so open-mindedness practically did not exist. I make these premises because I don't want to be misunderstood.

As always, english Is not my native language so if i made errors tell me that quitelly and i will correct :)

*Simone Pillon is an Italian political who is firmly against LGBT rights (even though he seems gay himself)

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artexmachina · 2 years

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Jojo's Bizarre Album Adventure

Day 20 : La Squadra(this is just a grocery list) Pesce, Melone, Illuso, Risotto, Prosciutto, Fomaggio, Ghiaccio

Album : Morrison Hotel by The Doors

Ok I have this really good blood splatter brush and I really had to make use of it and make this alternate version 😳

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williamtrasheater · 9 months

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Prosciutto doodles

First two are of him pre-transition (can be interpreted as a fem version too Idc really) because I headcanon him to have been a famous model before joining passione and then a doodle of my boy

#wow i used references #that’s rare for me #actually I just had to do 15 sketches for a scholarship portfolio idc #he was a famous model that “went missing #I actually have A LOT of ideas about it #and want to write a fic so bad #can’t write tho #prosciutto #jjba #prosciutto jojo #jojo la squadra #jjba vento auero #doodles #trans prosciutto #fem prosciutto

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bubuli-3110 · 2 years

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Study Me

Melone X Fem! Reader

Anon Said: "An imagine where Melone catches female! reader slipping the Kama Sutra under her pillow (she was studying it for Mel) but he pretends he doesn't see it. The next day tho he has her cornered and "tests" her."

CW: NSFW Explicit Sexual content MDNI! / Rubbing, unprotected sex, creampie, slight degradation, semi-public sex, intense teasing.

Requests are: Open (JJBA, JJK, AOT, and KNY) Find my rules here.

A/N: Italian Translations: Cara mia - My dear Tesorina - Little Treasure

For about two days now, you had been studying the Kama Sutra in hopes of pleasing your dear Melone. You just knew that he'd absolutely lose it over your preformance once you perfected you study. You wanted nothing more than to please him, but also craved his prasies.

While Mel was out on a job, you were waitng behind for him. In your free time, you went back to studying rigorously like an honor student. which position would be best? Which would please him the most? Even just imagining it, imagining you two like this was enough to raise your heartrate and nearly bring yourself to a drool. These questions had been haunting you as you waited for his return.

Out of the blue, you heard the latch on the door. In a panic, you hid the Kama Sutra under your pillow, trying your best to act natural. Melone walked into the room and smiled upon seeing you.

"Cara mia, you been waiting long?" He cooed.

You shook your head.

He walked over to where you where on the bed and sat down next to you, taking your chin in between his thumb and index finger.

"How's about you and I spend the day together tomorrow? I've been craving some alone time with my tesorina~" He hums into your ear. His voice alone made you quiver and you were all to eager too accept his proposal.

"Of course my dear." You reply.

"Di Molto! I wish I could stay, but the boss's wishes demand me elsewhere. Be ready tomorrow evening for me cara, I know I won't be able to think of anything else in the mean time." He says with a lick of his lips before jetting of to yet another job.

It felt like forever before Melone finally showed up that next evening to take you out. you made sure to put 110% into your look, wearing your shortest skirt and most flattering top.

Melone made some excuse to take you to one of their meeting places for "clients" insisting it would take only moment. You followed him inside the bustling building to the second floor executive meeting room. He opened up the door for you only only to quickly shut it behind you.

you turned around to see his lust filled eyes staring you down.

"It seems my tesorina has been doing some studying~" He says pulling out the Kama Sutra.

You don't break his gaze, but can feel the heat in your cheeks at his statement.

"You should really think of a better place to hide your things rather than under your pillow, but since you'd been studying so hard~" He starts, wandering over to you. Fingertips caressing your shoulder lightly.

"I should test you, since you've been such a good student." He says.

Leaning in close enought to feel his warm breath against your ear, you shiver and feel a weakness in your knees. It was second nature to him, the way he could have you like putty in his hands at any given moment.

"I've been studying hard just for you." You say up to him.

"Is that so?" He says.

Melone was also the type to change on a dime. One moment, a complete gentleman, the next ready to take what he wants. This was one of those times.

He quick to push you over one of the desks, no space between your two bodies. You loved it when he got rough.

"So, What does daddy's little brat want?" His corse voice says as he bends over you into your ear. Your core began to pulse between your legs.

"I want you." You says slowly as grind into him. This in turn earns a slight moan from him, as you can feel his length start to press into you through your skirt.

"Hmph." He scoffs. "Beg for daddy now cara. I can't do anything if you don't tell me exactly what you want." He says. His fingers began to trail your hip and the hem of your skirt as if they were begging for admitance.

You looked back at him only to witness his lewd expression as he playfully licked his lips at you. You weren't above begging and infact you were certain that he perfered it that way.

"I want you to fuck me sensless, daddy~" You cooed. You could see the pleased look on his face.

Melone, turned you around and lifted you so you were now sitting on the desk. His fingers sneeked under you skirt, pulling your panties off in one swift motion. It only took a moment for him in turn to pull out his already throbing cock.

No warning was given before he scooped you into his arms, fingers digging into you ass as he slowly and cruelly slides between your wet walls. Your head falls back as you let out a dragged out moan. Music to his ears.

He moved you up and down cruelly slow. His teasing was unbearable, as you dug your nails into his shoudlers, making your grievances known.

"Question one, What pose is this? Right answer will gain you some speed." He smirks.

You racked your brain, thinking back to your studies. This pace was beyond cruel, but then it came to you.

"Janukurpara?" You question.

"That's right." He says all to eager to speed up the pace as well.

Every quick movement felt like bliss. Moans and pants dripping from your mouth. Melone's face twisted in pleasure, but he didn't forget his postition.

He moved you down to the ground to where you were laying on your back, putting his hands up under your lower back to coax you into a bridge position. Your ass now resting on his hips.

"Now this one~" He questions, slowing his pace again.

The name of this one escaped you. You paused for so long, he stopped moving completely. You looked up at him with a frown. He made a "tsk tsk tsk" while wagging his finger.

"You’ll get no pity from me. No more until you answer." He says.

You could see how pleased he was at himself, he loved to see you struggle. You knew that while he was imerssed in this role, it was taking every fiber of his being not to fuck you to high heavens. Finally you found your eureka moment.

"Utphallaka." You say with a grin.

The moment the words escaped your mouth, Melone began pouding down into you with as much force as he could.

"Di molto cara! Very good!" He said between grunts.

Your back arched even farther, his quick harsh thrusts bringing you to your edge. Malone could see this and stopped altogether once again, pulling out of you. He guided you over so you were on your hands and knees facing away from him.

You could hear him snicker and felt the tip of his length at your entrance. Every touch treatening to knock you down.

"If you answer this one, i'll let you cum. Easy right?" He says.

You could tell his expression without needing to see it. He was eating this up. You thought long and hard. The name for doggy style. A few more moments of silence went by before you felt his fingers pressed to your clit. You let out a squeek as your head fell. He moved his fingers deeply and slowly around your already sensitive pussy.

"Come on cara, No cumming until you say the magic word~ Don't you want me to fuck you senseless?" He coos into your ear once again.

You could feel your legs wither. It was taking all your will power to not give in. What on earth was the name? You whined and finally managed to get out.

"D-dhenuka."

Words weren't needed anymore. At your answer, he roughly entered you again slamming into you with every thrust and gripping your hips tight enough to leave marks. You knocked back and forth at his movements. It took no time at all till you were a moaning mess and cumming all over his cock, him following right after filling you full as he releases a deep groan of his own. You collapse on the ground immediatly after.

“Magnificent my tesorina. You have learned much. But there’s still much you have left to learn.” He praises while stroking your head.

“And next time I won’t go so easy on you. Let’s get out of here since your were such a loud and whiny brat.” He teases playfully smacking your ass.

Guess all that studying did pay off.