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etherealzx · 1 year
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I saw someone request Abbacchio acting like a father figure to a gn! Reader who's a new member of the bucci gang. And I've been craving for content like that ever since.
Thank you~
omg omg omg this is adorable
Abbacchio Being Like a Father Figure to gn!New Gang Member
Abbacchio would be wary of you at first, much like he was with Giorno. The mafia world is a cruel one, and you can never be too careful. He knows this from experience.
Once he had gotten used to you being around and knew you were trustworthy, he (very) slowly started to be a little less cold towards you.
He started asking specifically to be sent on missions with you, tagging along as “extra protection”.
When all of the other members were teasing you for being the newbie, he found himself getting a little too defensive over you. Like, to the point where even Bruno told him to chill tf out.
If you ever found yourself in a bad position while on a mission, he was there to help you in a millisecond.
He would almost kind of scold you, saying things like “You really gotta be more careful, kid. I’m not always gonna be there to save you.”
It’s his weird way of trying to motivate you
He would use Moody Blues to play your fights over again, pointing out where you could improve or how to use your stand in a more efficient way
Almost kind of coaching you
If you did really well on a mission, expect praise
His praises won’t be the most enthusiastic sounding, but believe me when I say they’re the most genuine compliments you will ever receive
Sometimes his praises are just a pat on the back/head and a smile
“Great job out there today” “You seriously kicked ass”
he’s emotionally constipated so that’s his way of telling you that he’s proud of you
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fugos-lil-fork · 1 year
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Hey! Can i please request bucci gang + trish headcannon where they have been dating g/n s/o for few months now, but s/o has been canceling dates for another bucci gang member and they starts to feel like s/o doesn’t love them anymore, but s/o has secretly planned a suprise party for them!😭❤️
Im sorry if the request is too much! You can ignore if you don’t wanna write this!😗❤️
Have nice day/night🫶
It's alright! It's not too much! Tysm for the request! I hope you have a good day as well! (´ ▽`).。o♡
~➗🍓🍊🐞⏳🔫🤐~
Bucci Gang with s/o avoiding them to plan a surprise party!
Abbacchio;
He is quick to feel hurt about you avoiding him
Without knowing what's going on, he thinks this is your way of informing him that you're losing interest in him
He, himself, still was a bit in disbelief that someone like you could love someone like him
So, deep down inside, he almost expected a day like this would come-
And so, he began distancing himself from you as well
Sometimes even ignoring you when you did have the time to interact with him
You were quick to catch on
Unfortunately, because if this you had to break the surprise party to him before actually showing it to him-
He's so disappointed in himself-
He felt both ridiculous for thinking you would do such a thing
But also thought you were ridiculous for thinking he would like a surprise party-
Nevertheless, it all ended with awkward chuckles and soft apologies and a gentle kiss
He appreciated the gesture of you trying to throw him a party.
But request for them not to be a surprise ever again-
And you reassure him that you'd never hurt him in such a way
In the end he's just very happy and glad to know that he still has you
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Bruno;
His first response is to worry about you
He thinks maybe there's something going on with you that you're afraid to share and therefore are avoiding him in order to not say anything
Tries to approach you to ask you what's wrong or to ask if you could at least talk to him later
Unfortunately, you'll continue to excuse yourself from such conversations-
Eventually he convinces himself to just let you be
Maybe you just need time by yourself
Maybe you'll come to him when you're ready
Soon enough you did come to him, but apperently not to talk but rather to take him somewhere
He tries to talk to you while you're rushing him to your destination
However, he's soon cut off by everyone else jumping out cheering "Surprise!" And wishing him a happy birthday
He's unbelievably happy and humbled
He's quick to realize why you've been distant
He tells you he genuinely thought something was wrong so he's glad to see you were just planning a surprise party for him
You reassure him if something ever were to be wrong, he'd be the first to know
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Mista;
He was actually pretty chill about it
Shrugged your actions off
He figured you were probably busy or had other more important stuff to do
Hell, he even forgot to ask you what was up later on-
He just had completely convinced himself that you simply had other things to do-
So, it was definitely a bombshell when you revealed his surprise birthday party to him
He was immediately excited and thanked you repeatedly for the surprise
Definitely pulls you into a kiss as well
Then tells you he honestly thought you had just been busy doing something else
But was glad to see that he was that thing you were so busy about!
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Narancia;
He gets pouty
Then makes it his official mission to try to get you to pay attention to him and quit avoiding him
But you make it harder for him to interact with you
In which case he begins to get upset
He starts to think that you're going to eventually leave him behind because your too busy for him
He ends up basically moping around
Battling his own thoughts.
Maybe you aren't leaving him.
Maybe you really are busy.
He definitely isn't very happy with himself thinking such things about you
And once you get his attention by asking him to follow you, those negative thoughts quickly begin to be lifted
Once you surprise him he's unbelievably overjoyed
Quickly tackles you into a hug and smothers you with kisses
Absolutely praising you for your hard work on planning everything out
And profusely thanking you for the surprise
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Fugo;
He's confused with your actions
Why are you avoiding him?
If you're busy you could just tell him
Rather than straight up avoiding him
He gets a bit pissy over this
But then that grumpiness turns into fear
Had he done something to you that you didn't approve on by accident?
Did he say something to you that you didn't like by accident?
He also begins to put some distance between the two of you
Believing maybe he did do something wrong and needed to give you time to talk to him again
You start to notice how distant he's becoming and approach him about it
You quickly explain he didn't do anything wrong but that you have something to show him
Once presenting him with the surprise he's completely taken a back
While he definitely cherishes the surprise party
Even though he also doesn't like surprise parties but he'll suck it up just for you-
He requests that next time to just make up a reason as to why you can't interact rather than make him worry-
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Giorno;
He's also confused
Though, unlike Fugo, he doesn't get upset
He draws the conclusion that you most likely have something important to deal with and can't talk at the moment
At least that was his most rational explanation
However, he did find it odd that you couldn't just quickly tell him that
It would be better than just straight up ignoring him
Nonetheless, he actually tells you, himself, to just go talk to him whenever you have the time
He'll always be waiting for you after all
And soon enough you did go to him
But not just to talk, rather take him somewhere as well
The poor boy had no idea how to react to his surprise party
Just kinda stood there for a bit before politely thanking everyone and especially you for the gesture
Can't help but give you a peck on the cheek as a thank you for the party
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Trish;
She's offended-
Why would you avoid her?
She definitely doesn't think she's done anything to hurt you!
Or maybe she did?-
Starts to worry-
She tries to push the thoughts away though
But she can't figure out why you'd be avoiding her
You two trusted each other with everything, if something was wrong you'd tell her
Right?
She hesitantly tries to get you to talk to her but you always excuse yourself before she can get anything out
Eventually though, you came up to her wanting to take her somewhere
She kinda was grumpy about the request though
After all that time avoiding her, you really had the nerve to ask her to go somewhere with talking about how you had been acting?
Fine, but only because she loves you-
She reluctantly follows you just to be absolutely amazed by her surprise party
She turns to hug you tightly and give you a kiss
But then immediately scolds you about avoiding her-
Nevertheless, she loves her surprise and you!
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kirbykonka · 20 days
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There’s 3 chapters so far but there will be so many more
Ships involved: 
Bruabba (established prior to story, continues growing), Giomis (but it’s more of those gay jokes like it was in canon, just want to warn that Giorno’s hella fruity), **FUGIO (it’ll develop with the story) Vinegar Doppio/Donatella Una (previously)... 
*I’m also slowly converting to a Fugio fan though ngl 
**((UPTADE: I AM NOW FULLY CONVERTED))
They go on another
bizarre adventure
With much drama and comedy and action and battles to show off the people who didn’t get enough screen time (Trish, Risotto, and Doppio mainly)
HERE’S THE TAGS: Bruno Buccellati is Spelled Bruno Bucciarati, Parental Bruno Buccellati, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Post-JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo, Guido Mista is a Mess, Bisexual Guido Mista, Giorno Giovanna Needs a Hug, Giorno Giovanna Whump, Narancia Ghirga Whump, Narancia Ghirga Has ADHD, Autistic Narancia Ghirga, Pannacotta Fugo Has Anger Issues, Pannacotta Fugo Has a Bad Time, Established Leone Abbacchio/Bruno Buccellati, Don Bruno Buccellati, No Sex, Trish Una Whump, Trish Una is a Good Friend, Leone Abbacchio is Bad at Feelings, Depressed Leone Abbacchio, Diavolo and Vinegar Doppio Don't Share a Body, Sweetheart Vinegar Doppio, Vinegar Doppio Has Issues, Pannacotta Fugo Has Anxiety, Risotto Nero Lives, La Squadra di Esecuzione Lives, La Squadra di Esecuzioni as Family, Slut Melone (JoJo), Pesci and Prosciutto are Siblings (JoJo)
There will be so many stand battles that im gonna have to bullshit its actually insane
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noaltbruh · 11 months
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hi you should totally do what its like do what its like to live with the bucci gang in a house all together thxx
*Kicks the air, giggles, screams into a pillow, throws up, dies and comes back to life just to write this post*
No bro I don't think you understand, you've just awoken my most unhinged side ever, literally I think about what it would be like to live with this wonderful family 24/h. There is nothing else in my brain, just them doing shit.
So yeah! I hope you enjoy ^^"
Life with the Bucci gang! 🐞🤐🔫🍊🍓⏪🎙 (or rather, a survival guide about living with them)
Alright, the main rule in this house is: "Don't kill each other. If you absolutely need to, at least hide the body well before it starts smelling like Mista"
Any other rule is either ignored, purposely broken, straight up not acknowledged, or only followed because Bruno said so and you don't disobey him.
Congratulations, you just got yourself free entertainment for the rest of your life and at any time of the day. Who needs Tv when you can just watch these guys do literally anything?
What are you in the mood for today? Trish kicking Mista with a shoe because he accidentally ruined her dress? Narancia blowing up with Aerosmith that one spider Fugo is afraid to squash? Giorno turning everything he sees into frogs? Abbacchio trying not to look like a total simp every time Bruno breathes?
With that being said, I hope you're not an introvert, my friend. There's no freaking way in hell they aren't going to drag you on their shenanigans. No, you can't choose, you will take part in whatever the heck they're doing, they're forcefully gonna make you tag along if you were to ooppose.
Buddy say goodbye to your privacy, that stopped existing as soon as you walked through the front door. 99% of the times there will ALWAYS be someone with you. Whether they're actually talking to you or are just in the same room as you doesn't matter. Rest assured that being alone will become a rare occurrence, no matter how antisocial you may be.
Don't try to lock the door of your room, they'll gladly destroy it and then ask Bruno to replace it with a zipper. Alternatively, some of them might even climb up from a window if they're feeling goofy that day.
I advice locking any snacks you may want to keep to yourself in a drawer or another place you know of. If you don't, there's a very high chance that whatever you were trying to keep to yourself will get stolen by the pistols sooner or later.
Another advice I can give you is to write down all important dates related to them, or little things you know they like. It must not be easy to remember those sorts of things when you live with so many people.
Most days you're gonna find Trish practising her singing in either the music room (yes they have a music room) or her own. Don't be shy and ask her if you can listen to her, she'll always reply with a yes :)
They have a very big and well taken care of garden. If you feel like spending some time with Giorno, helping him water the plants is a great idea! Prepare for lots of fun facts about gardening, while you're at it.
I suggest laying there particularly during summer nights. There's always a nice breeze to send the excessive heat away, and the stars look very nice from there. Someone else will most likely join you as well, you can stargaze together!
If you feel like having a conversation that requires more than two brain cells, Fugo's always there for you. He's used to some of the others calling him boring and such, but a nice chat about Latin, Politics, Philosophy or anything alongside those lines is always welcomed. Even if you don't know anything about those subjects but are willing to listen, he'll be happy.
Prepare for Narancia bursting in your room with a new dance, a song to listen to, or cool trick he's come up using Aerosmith, and way too much excitement. The latter one is only allowed if you're in the garden, but try to stop him from shooting any plants while you're there.
Drunk conversations with Abbacchio at 3 am. are a MUST. He'll only ever share his alcohol if he's feeling dizzy already, so wait until he starts getting a bit off and you're good to go. Do you remember anything you talked about after that night? Nope. Maybe you discussed the meaning of life, maybe you just yelled at the Tv watching old races of formula one, or maybe you've found the cure for cancer...But you'll never know.
Bruno is a safe space in the house. If you want to catch a break and take it easy from the others' chaos, he's the most reliable one. You don't have to necessarily do anything together if you don't want to, but his presence alone guaranteed to make you relax.
Don't go into the basement, please. It used to be a nice and tidy place where Bruno kept old stuff he didn't need anymore, but it progressively became more and more messy once the gang came along. Now legends say that old artifacts and mystical objects, such as Mista's hair, ended up there and were never found again.
The house has a lot of very pretty balconies with a wonderful view of the city. A couple of times a day you should go out and take some fresh air admiring Napoli, it's very soothing.
The roof is also a perfect place to if you look for a great sight of the town. If you're brave enough, you can climb up from one of the balconies. If you're not, that's fine: there's a safer ladder that will bring you there in the backyard, and you always have the support of the others if you felt scared anyway :)
Speaking of which...Yes, they may come off as extremely annoying and overbearing sometimes, but remember that once you settled in, you're family to them and there's no changing that.
They will ALWAYS be there for you, no matter what the problem or your reaction to it might be. Rest assured that you won't have to face it nor suffer alone, they'll all there to lend a hand for you and help you through it. Even if you're just feeling sad for no reason, someone will undoubtedly try to cheer you up, and succeed in doing so.
Sure, maybe some of them are not the best at expressing that they care, but they truly do and will show it to you in one way or another, whether it's direct or subtle, they will let you know you can count on them.
Movie and game nights are...Something else for sure! Every time one or two people get to pick what you're gonna play or watch, and since they have very different tastes, you can be sure as you can be that you'll enjoy yourself and have fun.
For example, one week you're watching the most gut-wrenching disturbing, complex and traumatizing movie of all time, picked by Abbacchio just to scare you all for his own amusement. Narancia will be screaming, Trish is acting like she's fine but is actually holding on to someone, Giorno is getting shushed by everyone because he's got a third eye and is somehow predicting the whole plot. A loud "SHUT THE FUCK UP, GIORNO!" from our goth man is gonna be obligatory.
The other week, instead, Mista and Narancia decided you were going to play Smash, and you WILL be playing Smash. Poor Bruno is trying to find the pattern to the attacks and fails to realize that those two dorks just spam random buttons hoping to win. Needless to say, they end up losing anyway. Also, Fugo almost threw the controller and broke the Tv a couple of times, but shhh it's okay they're rich, they can buy a new one.
The sweetest part about these "events", however, is that at the end of the night, you're all super tired. You'll just end up falling asleep all together in the salon, cuddling up against each other to feel warm, without even realizing it. The Morning after, whoever wakes up first usually makes breakfast for the rest, so you all also eat together before actually starting your day ^^
Get this through your system: no matter the time of the day, someone will be up. There isn't a single moment during those 24 hours in which they are all asleep. You'll find Mista sleeping at 3 pm on the living room couch, just to see him stealing salami from the fridge at 2 am while you were just trying to get a glass of water. He won't even let you leave and just ramble about his latest theory about salami.
Yes, your sleep routine is gonna get fucked up too, cope. Also, very often you'll hear noises coming from other rooms, although it's probably just Bruno and Abbacchio banging like there's no tomorrow . When that happens, spend time with someone until you both fall asleep, or get yourself something to block out the noise. (I'd choose the first option, but you do you).
The house has a sort of balcony that acts as an entrance to the garden. On some nights, you may find someone (usually the quietest members) hanging around there. Stop to talk to them for a while, they're weirdly more open about their feelings at that time of the day.
Mista, Narancia and Trish are going to CONSTANTLY ask you to hang out, these guys enjoy the outdoors way too much. Before you know it, you're dressed up to go party in the hugest, loudest, most crowded disco you're ever seen.
Or maybe they're dragging you to a bar and gossip about people all night, OR they're planning to infiltrate in some rich guy's party they only found out about because Trish is famous and knows way too many people.
Don't worry if you get nervous though, they'll stick around by your side to make sure you feel comfortable, and they'll leave if they see you starting get overwhelmed. All of you need to have a good time or it's no fun.
Group reading with Fugo and Giorno. I repeat: group reading with Fugo and Giorno.
Okay, the stuff they recommend might not be the most exciting, but I can guarantee you that if you manage to actually read it, the discussions and conversations you're going to have about it will make up for it. You can basically see their eyes light up and soon as you begin talking and discussing its themes, you'll find yourself carried about by their excitement without even realizing it.
While it's something they usually do alone, sometimes Bruno and Abbacchio will take you fishing with them. It's a complete moment of chill away from the excitement of your everyday life, not to mention that Bucciarati is a great fisherman and dinner that night will be delicious.
If you think these guys are enough chaotic as they are, brace yourself for Holidays time.
Get ready to help decorate the whole house, which, considering its dimensions, is no easy job. The best thing you can do in this case is go with the flow and, most of all, follow Narancia's lead: the two of you will be setting up everything for even DAYS, if it's necessary.
Prepare for constant snowball fights, dudes blasting Christmas music ridiculously loud, alcohol disappearing at an even faster rate than usual, presents flying all over the salon aand lastly...An actual quiet Christmas night where you'll simply be watching a movie together and drinking hot cocoa in front of the fireplace.
Don't be tricked, the next day the extroverted trio is already asking you to go with on them on a Christmas themed party. Good luck.
You guys fight over the best spot under the air conditioner during Summer time, and the winner always turns out to be Trish. Alternately, if someone's able to compromise enough, you'll go get something fresh to change the mood a bit.
One last thing I'd like to mention is that, in the middle of the living room, there is a big frame with all eight of you smiling together. If things ever get rough, look up and remember that your family is always there for you :)
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bitter-abt-bruno · 1 year
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Bruno and Mista with a S/O that's African American!
Hi guys, I'm african american and as a thing for BHM why not post a draft I've written????? anyways hopefully you guys like lol
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Bruno Bucciarati:
Well, while he never really saw a black person in Italy before, he obviously knows about them.
So when he lays his eyes on you, OOOOOH BOY he was starstruck. 
He didn’t know they could look so… gorgeous??? Plus you definitely stood out from the crowd.
He finds a way to converse with you and woah, you guys have so much in common!! You guys both agree to talk more.
At the start of your relationship, he didn’t really question much but it wasn’t because he didn’t have any interest in your culture, but because he didn’t want to come off as forthright and rude.
As you guys get to a comfortable part of your relationship to ask. more personal details, well, yeah he’s not pushy but if it pops up, it pops up.
You both learn from each other-- you with Neapolitan cuisine and you with soul food.
If you’re natural, then he’s going to ask a lot about how you care for your hair, not to be weird but because he finds it very interesting!!
Also, boy oh boy, this guy is completely infatuated with jazz (His favorite musician is Miles Davis) so please for the love of god, if you know anything about jazz tell him immediately.
He may or may not ask you a fuck ton of questions about jazz anyways, be prepared.
Besides asking about black culture, he’s gonna ask about American culture as well.
“Do you really drink out of red cups?”
Yes Bucciarati, we do indeed drink from solo cups.
All and All, he’s very supportive of your heritage and while he loves to know more about your culture, he loves you for the person you are, not just for the melanin you rock on the outside.
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Guido Mista:
While he’s not like Narancia type of obsessed, he does like American pop culture, (You know, the one that African Americans contribute to immensely).
So when he sees you, he could tell you were an American and so he approached you.
He talks about how much he likes some R&B artists and if you listen to R&B, then you guys probably talk about the variety inside that genre, probably teaching him some things he didn’t know.
You guys hit it off anyways so you guys go on dates next.
Though he isn’t an asshole or anything, he doesn’t really care about sounding forthright so almost immediately he asks a shit ton about black culture.
At first it’s a little endearing, but as the night progress you’re gonna have to tell him to stop.
He sheepishly apologizes and the rest of the date goes without a hitch.
He slowly gets to know more and more about you as a person and stops seeing the labels that comes with.
One day, while you were home he comes over just to say hi and...
Yo, his sex pistols are fucking hungry.
If you cook soul food then yeah, they’re drawn to that.
He feeds them some and yo they’re crying from pure bliss.
He also tries some and they’re fucking right, shit’s bomb.
Then on, if Mista is in your house and they get hungry, he’s gonna ask for some either just to eat now or some for the road.
He stops asking for Libeccio's now!! Congrats!!
This man loves you to d e a t h, especially if you’re good at cooking.
He showers in love, like, all the time btw.
Like, a call everyday or whenever he gets the time.
Texts throughout the day.
If he’s free and not resting, he’s up for anything.
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oh-bunny-dearest · 10 months
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Hey I really liked your risotto past/headcanon do you have any for formaggio?<3
Uwaahhhh~ I’m really glad you like them! He’s my comfort character so making headcanons for him comes really easily (*´꒳`*)
As for Formaggio…well, forgive me for lacking (しょうがねえなあ〜), again I tend to fixate on one (1) character buuuut that being said, I have a couple! They’ll probably be more vague but please take it as an invitation to fill in with your headcanons, especially if he’s one of your faves or you identify with him!
はーい!いくぞ!
🧀🧀🧀
Formaggio has multiple younger siblings (at least like…2) that he takes care of and he first got into Passione in order to get money to support them.
Initially, he worked with the drug team as Little Feat is quite ideal for smuggling things, however due to him beginning to move up in ranks, another member attempted to attack him but the tables were turned and Formaggio ended up killing them.
Considering him a traitor, his team set him up to get arrested.
Before going to prison, Formaggio gave his siblings all the money he saved and instructed them to stay on the down low/ get rid of all connections to him. Despite this, Formaggio would always try to support them from a distance.
After being let out, Polpo placed him as an assassin with Prosciutto and Gelato and Sorbet because all other units did not take kindly to the fact that Formaggio killed one of his own, even despite the circumstances.
Even though Prosciutto has the reputation of being the big brother/兄貴 of La Squadra, I think Formaggio also has a big brother roll but he’s the kind of big bro that teases/pranks his younger siblings and takes them out teach them how to shoplift and stuff, yanno? He’s chill like that.
He was willing to kill Narancia because it was something he had to do but he refused to watch him get eaten because it’s really hard not to imagine Narancia as one of his siblings.
As not nice it is to put his cat in a bottle, some part of it is a misplaced attempt to keep something he cares about safe
Would love to work at a pet shop in an ideal world
Names venomous spiders shit like “Babygirl” and “Honeybun”
Teases Pesci but will also mock Prosciutto if he thinks he’s being too hard on Pesci to lighten the mood and hopefully make sure Pesci doesn’t internalize too much of Prosciutto’s criticisms
He’s the person that keeps the team morale up! Often brings in stuff like drinks or maybe small decorations to hang up around the hideout on holidays
Aaaand I think that’s all for now! Thank you so much for your ask, friend!! Enjoy your cheese 🧀 💖💝💘💗💓
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reginadaita · 2 years
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La squadra random headcanons pt. 2
Part 2 since Part 1 was too much fun! XD
Risotto:
gets headaches from spicy food
makes a cute pouty mouth when he's embarrassed
likes watching trashy tv from time to time
when football is on, he and Formaggio are screaming their lungs out
Prosciutto:
he's a messy bitch (never tell him tea, he will use anything and anyone against you, has a secret folder where he keeps receipts)
practices vogue dancing in red boots in his room
if you're lucky, you can catch him singing in the morning (when he feels like nobody is around)
Doesn't care when someone is using the bath, will go in regardless
(he is lowkey a misogynist)
Melone:
has a secret TikTok account where he makes videos about his daily life as a mafioso (also under peoples comments and sliding in dms)
will at least once call anyone he meets "gurl" (he thought he ate)
watches drag race with prosciutto
prank called risotto and made him believe that he ordered 20 pizzas (melone getting that cash out here)
Ghiaccio:
has all the painkillers in his room (he probably has a jimmy neutron head after all this rage)
his showers/baths consist out of water with ice cubes (no soap)
uses a Bunsen burner for cooking
gets dragged into every mess by prosciutto
Formaggio:
the paintings in front of the hideout are his (he is very talented when it comes to spraying)
I can totally see him as a patriot, argue with him about Italy or Italian culture and he goes nuts
puts coconut oil on his chest to make him appear more "sexy"
his hair feels like dust and sahara sand
Illuso:
listens to male podcasts (you know which one) because he believes in the sh!t they're saying and will send quotes into the groupchat (getting dragged by everyone)
would love to work with old people (idk I somehow see him as someone who is big on respecting elderly people)
decided to run for a political place when he was drunk
the TikTok fu!ckboy of the house together with Formaggio
Pesci:
goes early to bed (can't keep up with the daily crazy things in the house)
helps risotto when it comes to washing his clothes
goes to church on sunday
he used to train ride back in the day
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undy1ngumbrage · 1 month
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killer fish from san diego
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mrmillipede · 1 month
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I’ll never ever finish this….so here……gently holds it out in my palm to you
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etherealzx · 1 year
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may i have hc, story or whatever you want of bucciarati adopting an emotionless child? regardless of the lack of emotion they are still a precious little bean to him and how would the gang react as a big brother (maybe second dad for abbacchio lol). thank you 😊
awwwww this is so wholesome <3 i love mama bruno
also i'm ngl i struggled with this prompt a little bit! i hope it's not too bad!!
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Bucciarati Adopting a Child who Doesn't Show Emotion!
bruno has always wanted to adopt a child. since his childhood wasn't the greatest, he's always had a soft spot for children in need
he's very maternal in nature, feeling the urge to take care of others and nurture them. that's why he makes such a great father/father figure
when he finally is able to adopt a child of his own, he is overjoyed. to him, that child is the most beautiful and perfect thing in the world
if the child seemed nervous at all about their new home, bruno would be sure to reassure them that everything was going to be okay, and that he would take care of them
when the rest of the gang finds out, they're extremely excited
when bucciarati first brings the child to meet the rest of the gang, he is surprised to see that the child doesn't show much emotion. they just kind of sit there with wide eyes, glancing around the room at everyone
at first, the gang found the child's complete lack of emotion a little strange. but over time, they came to accept and love them for it
abbacchio definitely was wary at first. he tries to act like he hates kids and finds them annoying, but in reality, he actually loves kids and has always wanted them.
it took a while for abbacchio to warm up to the idea of having a kid to look after.
it didn't take long for him to warm up though. soon enough, he was carrying them around on his back, making sure they were fed, and tucking them in to bed at night.
bruno and abbacchio are both father/parental figures for the child. they love them more than anything, and they know that the love is reciprocated, even if the child doesn't show it.
mista and narancia would always try to make them laugh, or try to get them to join in on their stupid pranks
mista and narancia always make sure that the kid felt included and was having fun, even if they don't show it physically
fugo would make sure to help the child learn new things, and help them with their school work. as bad as his temper can be, he is surprisingly patient with the child. like bucciarati, he feels a soft spot for the kid. he wants to be a good role model and a teacher to them, so they don't end up living a life like he did in the past
fugo doesn't mind their lack of emotion at all, if anything, he enjoys it. it's a bit of peace and quiet for him compared to the other members of his team
giorno is somewhat similar to the child, in the way that he doesn't really express his emotions
he can pick up on signals easily though, and can tell when the child is content or not
he always tries to smile and be a positive influence for them, telling them that anything they dream of is possible and to never give up on what's important
every single one of the members of bucciarati's gang would do absolutely anything to protect them. they've all come to love the kiddo in their own ways, and would never let anything happen to them. they're like a big happy family :)
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fugos-lil-fork · 1 year
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Heyo! I love your writing sm and since ur open for headcannons I'd like to request some cuddling with Giorno if that's ok? ^^
Awww, I'm so happy you love my writing! And of course it's more than okay! Tysm for your request and support!! (/^︶⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠~⁠♡
~⭐🐞💖~⭐🐞💖~⭐🐞💖~
Cuddling with Giorno HCs
He doesn't mind being either big spoon or little spoon
He always asks you first though, which one you feel like being that day
Though he's not vocal about it, he very much prefers to be little spoon
He just feels so comforted and safe
Almost this "at home" type feeling when you cuddle him
He especially loves it when you gently undo his braid
And carefully play with his hair
He feels so loved and appreciated when you hold him
Such a wonderful feeling he never knew existed, much less knew how amazing it felt
When you wrap your arms around him, he likes to place his hands on your arms
Softly running his thumb along your arm, hoping he gives you a bit of comfort as well in return
When he's big spoon though he loves to gently hold you
He loves to place his head between your neck and shoulder
Every now and then placing very domestic feathery kisses on your neck
At the beginning of your cuddle sessions, he'd constantly asks if what he was doing was okay and if you were comfortable with the position you two were in
Obviously being unfamiliar with the action, he wanted to make sure he was doing it correctly
Eventually though, he grew to understand what positions you liked and what you didn't
No longer having to ask anything or be reassured about his actions since he already knew what you liked to do
He definitely prefers when you two cuddle in a room away from the others
But doesn't mind if you want to cuddle in a more public type area/in front of the others
He's definitely not ashamed of being little spoon and having the others see the way you cuddle him
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kirbykonka · 28 days
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Vento Aureo Everybody Lives Fic HELP
Hey does anyone have recommendations for vento aureo headcanons? I'm writing an everybody lives (except Diavolo) fic and i already have BruAbba and GioMis, La Squadra living together and Buccigang living together, and although I'm making a new adventure for them to go on I feel like it's lacking a bit of character flair. Any recommendations would help!
here's a list of everything i have thus far ***SPOILERS OF DEATH***:
--Bruno and Abbacchio have been dating for a while, it's established in the story and not a secret from the rest of the Buccigang
--Bruno became Don and leads the Buccigang directly under him, so none of them got chosen as a capo. sees the gang as his kids and Abbacchio as their father
--Buccigang spared Risotto's life when they found him which led to him giving them a warning about Doppio, Abbacchio's life was saved
--Giorno kept Gold Experience ready to heal during King Crimson's attack (in that hallway where Narancia died) in case time was skipped and someone got injured, Narancia was saved
--Doppio didn't die by Mista because as soon as he woke up he called out for Diavolo, letting the Buccigang know that it wasn't the boss in Bruno's body
--Bruno survived because Mista destroyed the Rolling Stone stand, i do not care about the canon that should have saved our mommy
--When Diavolo got put in the infinite death loop by G.E.R, King Crimson shattered and Epitaph separated from it, letting Doppio have his own body, soul and stand apart from Diavolo
--Giorno and Mista romance will develop over the course of the story, looking for lots of recommendations involving them because I'm not quite sure how to go about it
--Trish is lesbian and sticks to the personality she showed when she was first introduced (so she's kinda sassy but a great friend. SHE WILL HAVE MORE STAND BATTLES. SPICE GIRL WILL BE THERE.)
--Narancia is ADHD and autistic, based him after my own minor autism. I also let him be asexual because I might be projecting...
--Fugo does return to the gang but he was in Venezia for a while after the canon ending of Vento Aureo, and contacts the team to let them know he wants to come back. I'm not including anything from Purple Haze Feedback because not everyone has read it (and he wouldn't be so guilty since all of them survived)
--there's a capo in Rome trying to kill Bruno because he was Diavolo's rival for the title of Don, Diavolo couldn't get rid of him because both of their stands were too powerful
--that capo is the main enemy and he has a group of 6 executioners that all have stands i made up and Buccigang is gonna beat their asses
--la squadra all survived too because Melone's death was uncalled for and i want my little manwhore back
comment anything you want to go in the story and ill put it in there! ill also give the name once i have more than a few chapters out, but its on ao3 lol
EDIT: Bruno can pole dance bc of the Vs Secco fight for those 3 seconds and Risotto is afraid of dogs bc i said so
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k0mibee · 17 days
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Forgot to put this here 💀
I’m so late to the game but idgaf
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ilepigg · 10 months
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trans Leone rules the world!!
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plus some bucci gang headcanons
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zippenna · 2 months
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i did this a month ago but never posted it here
also brazilian bruno and transwoman abba canon ...
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chaoticshark98 · 11 months
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when ur a 43 y/o italian mafia boss secretly serving cunt within the shadows and no one knows (it is crucial to the plot)
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