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bitter-abt-bruno · 1 year
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Bruno and Mista with a S/O that's African American!
Hi guys, I'm african american and as a thing for BHM why not post a draft I've written????? anyways hopefully you guys like lol
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Bruno Bucciarati:
Well, while he never really saw a black person in Italy before, he obviously knows about them.
So when he lays his eyes on you, OOOOOH BOY he was starstruck. 
He didn’t know they could look so… gorgeous??? Plus you definitely stood out from the crowd.
He finds a way to converse with you and woah, you guys have so much in common!! You guys both agree to talk more.
At the start of your relationship, he didn’t really question much but it wasn’t because he didn’t have any interest in your culture, but because he didn’t want to come off as forthright and rude.
As you guys get to a comfortable part of your relationship to ask. more personal details, well, yeah he’s not pushy but if it pops up, it pops up.
You both learn from each other-- you with Neapolitan cuisine and you with soul food.
If you’re natural, then he’s going to ask a lot about how you care for your hair, not to be weird but because he finds it very interesting!!
Also, boy oh boy, this guy is completely infatuated with jazz (His favorite musician is Miles Davis) so please for the love of god, if you know anything about jazz tell him immediately.
He may or may not ask you a fuck ton of questions about jazz anyways, be prepared.
Besides asking about black culture, he’s gonna ask about American culture as well.
“Do you really drink out of red cups?”
Yes Bucciarati, we do indeed drink from solo cups.
All and All, he’s very supportive of your heritage and while he loves to know more about your culture, he loves you for the person you are, not just for the melanin you rock on the outside.
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Guido Mista:
While he’s not like Narancia type of obsessed, he does like American pop culture, (You know, the one that African Americans contribute to immensely).
So when he sees you, he could tell you were an American and so he approached you.
He talks about how much he likes some R&B artists and if you listen to R&B, then you guys probably talk about the variety inside that genre, probably teaching him some things he didn’t know.
You guys hit it off anyways so you guys go on dates next.
Though he isn’t an asshole or anything, he doesn’t really care about sounding forthright so almost immediately he asks a shit ton about black culture.
At first it’s a little endearing, but as the night progress you’re gonna have to tell him to stop.
He sheepishly apologizes and the rest of the date goes without a hitch.
He slowly gets to know more and more about you as a person and stops seeing the labels that comes with.
One day, while you were home he comes over just to say hi and...
Yo, his sex pistols are fucking hungry.
If you cook soul food then yeah, they’re drawn to that.
He feeds them some and yo they’re crying from pure bliss.
He also tries some and they’re fucking right, shit’s bomb.
Then on, if Mista is in your house and they get hungry, he’s gonna ask for some either just to eat now or some for the road.
He stops asking for Libeccio's now!! Congrats!!
This man loves you to d e a t h, especially if you’re good at cooking.
He showers in love, like, all the time btw.
Like, a call everyday or whenever he gets the time.
Texts throughout the day.
If he’s free and not resting, he’s up for anything.
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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S/O's reaction to Jolyne going to jail
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Sorry for the hiatus, I had a mental breakdown again. It be like that sometimes. Hopefully, I can get more out soon! click to read the sad hc uwu.
She dated Romeo just to cover for your relationship.
You’ve been dating for several months before she was arrested .
The controller falls from your hand when you saw the accident on TV.
 you bolted to the jail house right away.
When you finally got there (and when they had enough of your beratement while waiting), the look in her eyes made you want to cry.
They looked red and puffy, darkened under the lids from exhaustion.
“What are you doing here, S/O?”
“What am I doing here?! What are you doing here?!”
You couldn’t bare the thoughts of knowing your soulmate inside the cold cell of a prison.
She tells you the whole truth in whisper, stuttering as she goes.
You couldn’t believe it; the story, the fact she was paying the price for an accident, that it would probably be years until you both can be in each other’s arms again-
You started to tear up.
“Why Jolyne?! Why were you with him?! I told you to come to my house instead!”
She doesn’t handle the sudden outburst very well.
She only looks at you with cold, yet sullen eyes.
“Look, I’m sorry that I didn’t listen to you…”
You couldn’t face her anymore, your face and upper torso crumbled on the ledge of the visitation booth.
“My god Jolyne! Wh-What can we even do...”
“Baby, look at me.”
You reluctantly look back at her, tears rolling down your face.
“I know this is fucked up, but,”
She puts her hand onto the glass separating you two,
“I’ll get out of here, don’t worry.”
She has a fierce light in her eyes, now empowered by your grief.
You send money whenever you can so you both can call when you have free time.
She talks about getting free and coming out when she’s out 
She also keeps you updated on how the court case is proceeding and talks about how big her lawyer’s ears are.
She tries her hardest to put on a brave face for you. She doesn’t want to see you cry anymore.
When her trial was about to start, you sat in the courtroom, praying for a low sentence.
It broke your heart to she her dragged out of the courtroom, screaming bloody murder.
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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Writing block
Bro I got writers block so if anyone has a prompt blog they can link or even just an ask. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A HC EITHER!! it could be an actual fanfic too!...pls im dying here.
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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me when reading a story
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its a cliffhanger
THIS IS ILLEGAL NOW IM MAKING IT A LAW,,,, also relatable lol.
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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Hi! The post of Kakyoin was so good, can you make one for Polnareff x reader too?
IM SO SORRY FOR TAKING A LONG TIME TO FINISH YOUR ASK!!! pls don't be mad uwu. But really though, you're such a cool person for waiting this long, I wish I wasn't such a slow poke aaa. But here you go, a Polnareff x SO!! NSFW BELOW CUT.
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SFW:
Oh he’s always cracking jokes
You’re never gonna not see him crack a joke
He’s the comic relief of the group wym you didn’t expect this?
In this case, He’s doing this just to impress you and make you smile
When he sees you smile, it absolutely makes his jokes even cornier.
He’s also the absolute complainer too, if you didn’t know.
Absolutely valid but sometimes you don’t know what to say (Unless you also like to rant lol)
A true romantic, he will shower you in compliments and praises
His favorite pet names is: Mon chéri, Mon Chou, Mon Coeur.
“Tu es adorable, mon Chéri!"
He takes very good care of his hair, though, so if you touch it, he will be annoyed
A very big fan of PDA!!
He wants everyone to know that you’re his and his only
Think hand holding, carrying, and absolutely flirting at every chance he has.
He’s also very protective, especially because of his sister
He’s very wary of letting you walk alone at night
Will call you to check on on you often, especially if you’re out late
He doesn’t want anyone to harm his flower <3
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Long hair, long cock
No kidding, His dong is over 6 inches, wow
He loves to eat out, if you get it.
He also prefers a hairier partner, so don’t shave! He doesn’t mind.
He is also a very generous partner. He doesn’t mind indulging your fantasies and will try his hardest for you to cum first and multiple times if you can.
Talking about fantasies, He doesn’t have much, though he’s really into foreplay, passionate sex, and sensual lingerie.
His favorite position is missionary.
He loves to see your face while in the moment.
When I’m talking about foreplay, I do mean FOREPLAY. He’s a romantic afterall.
He would lay the bed with roses, slowly undressing you until you’re nude, then cherish your body as it’s the finest thing he has ever seen.
He loves to sprinkle praises during intercourse like he’s a hose.
"Mon coeur, ton corps est très magnificant~”
He also enjoys some tickling and lighthearted tugging in the bed.
His sexual libido is high, he is in his 20’s after all.
For aftercare, he’s willing for the two of you to take a relaxing shower together, then he’ll rub your body with the softest towel he could find.
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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since we out here hitting a low and needing some shit to cope, bipolar self shippers? youre rad as FUCK.
dealing with this shit is hardcore as hell and dont let anyone tell you any different. whether youre manic, depressive, or stable right now, you are one of the strongest bitches on the planet okay. you aren’t alone (statistically, 2.6% of people are affected by this shit yearly, so we out here living our lives), and your f/os love you. your f/os see you and how hard you try. theyre here for you, and theyre on your side, watching out for you. they will watch out for you when youre manic, they will protect you and keep you safe when youre depressive, and they will always treat right. they love you no matter what. they love you no matter how you are in the moment, and they will continue loving you when the moment passes. 
fuck yeah, bipolar bitches are hella fuckin cool.
do not derail this post from bipolar self shippers. this post is for us specifically.
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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I wish I could change my legal name to bingus feet... mmmmm bingus feet. It has a ring to it, ya know?
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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hi there!!!! can i request bruno hcs with a partner who has adhd + anxiety?? (*´ω`*) tysm in advance!♡
SUREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO SORRY IM POSTING THIS LATE AS HELL I WORK VERY INCONSISTENTLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----- Anyways here you go, I hope I did you justice!
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Bruno with a s/o with Adhd and Anxiety
When Buciarati found out that you have ADHD and anxiety, he didn’t mind it.
He understood anxiety, but not really adhd, which he thought was the “couldn’t concentrate” disorder
As you both date for longer and longer, he realized it was more than that.
You have trouble remembering tasks, staying on tasks, mood swings, impulsiveness, and so much more.
Especially when it’s paired up with your anxious behaviors, like when you miss a deadline, it can get overwhelming to handle.
It all surprised him at first when he saw it firsthand.
He didn’t show it to you ofc but internally he was lowkey confused
He doesn’t judge you first of all
He knows you’re trying your best and don’t mean to be like that.
He enjoys your quirks
He finds your stimming cute
Talking about stimming, he will remove anyone’s mouth if they talk shit about that.
He adores it when you talk about your new obsession to him.
He gets to know you and it makes him happy when you’re so excited!!
He’ll help you with chores that you struggle on and reminds you to write in your planner whenever you tell him an important date. If not, he’ll remember it just in case.
He’ll parent you a little bit. I'm sorry bro it be like that sometimes, it really do.
Like, it will get annoying sometimes.
Never rude about it or anything, it's just too many reminders.
When it comes to anxiety, he’s always there to remind you to take a break and take a walk with him.
He can’t do anything about your racing thoughts but he will try to take your mind off of it for a little while.
If you’re having a panic attack, he’ll speak to you calmly and take you to a familiar and private place to calm down.
He’ll let you braid and re-braid his hair if it helps.
“Tesoro, come here… it’ll be okay. It’ll be over soon, I promise you.”
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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tiny hiatus
I'm losing inspiration again so imma take a tiny hiatus once more! ill try to work on the asks during the meantime but it still might be a little while before I complete them. Thanks for understanding
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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oof
hopefully I can get something out by the end of the day!!! Idk yet since my motivation wax and wanes and rn it at like a 20% idk lol.
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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Hello! My first ask here!
Can I have some general relationship headcanons for Kakyoin x fem reader? Could you make it SFW and NSFW?
Hi!!!!! I'm so happy that you dropped an ask! Hopefully you like what I've written!! All minors are aged up, btw!
Kayoin x S/O Hcs (SFW+NSFW)
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(nsfw below the cut!)
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Kakyoin is very timid but after the Cairo event, he gained enough confidence to ask you out!!!
As a boyfriend, he’s very empathetic. He understands your emotions and will try to cater to them.
You’re upset? He’ll paint you a picture to cheer you up.
You’re angry? Ok, then he’ll use his rationale to calm you down.
His favorite pet names to call you are: darling, cherry, and sweetie.
“Hey darling! You look amazing today~”
He loves sunset dates!! Take him on a sunset date now–
He also loves teaching you how to draw! It’s one of his favorite hobbies
He gives you the most wholesome kisses! It's very light and soft like a cherry jello.
Talking about cherries, he knows how to do the cherry stem trick and he shows you all the time.
His favorite pastime to share with you are video games! If you’re a very avid gamer, he’s starstrucked no cap.
If not, well, prepare to have him teach you how to play.
Him holding your hands as you grip the controller, snuggling behind your body=PERFECT
Kakyoin is very independent so he’s not used to spending a lot of time with one person.
Though, that being said, he loves spending every moment with you.
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In bed, he loves to pleasure you in any way you demand.
Now, he’s a switch, so he can be either dom or sub when you crave for either.
He loves giving you tongue, or a blowjob.
Very good at using his tongue for either, it could make you cum in minutes.
When it comes to penetration, he doesn’t disappoint there either.
He has a girthy dick, average length.
His favorite position is missionary and using his stand to hold you up.
Talking about stands, he feels very connected to his so naturally he is into standplay.
Using hierophant’s “tentacles” in all of your orifices would be something that would turn him on, with your consent ofc.
He isn’t very kinky otherwise.
He would definitely ask to sketch you nude.
He would worship your body, muttering praises and compliments all during your smexy time.
“Oh, cherry, you’re so tight for me~”
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bitter-abt-bruno · 2 years
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Giorno + Bruno with a S/O with Bipolar 2
Cuz I was diagnosed in the summer and that explains everything ig!!! I'm so sorry for the hiatus, a lot has happened, class started, i got a boyfriend, my internship, and that's not including my mini mental breakdown where I rapid cycled or something. BUt finALLLLY IM BACK HAHAHAHAAAA. it feels gReat being me again!!! anyways, the hc now! I hope you enjoy! Giorno is aged up btw!!
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Giorno Giovanna :
When you tell him, he’s confused a bit but he isn’t judgmental.
Like, he’s heard of it but he never took the time to research it
He still doesn’t have much time to do such but he’s willing to spend his limited free time to either ask you questions or just research what he can do to support you.
“Don’t worry about it amore, I don’t mind.”
Very early on, he made a game plan just in case things go out of control.
When you are in remission, you go about as usual and so does he.
When you start to show signs of a hypomanic episode, he gets a bit more concerned.
You become wayyy more energetic and he very much notices when you stopped sleeping the daily amount you're supposed to.
He offers to make tea for you to sleep even if it doesn’t help.
Starting new projects? He’s happy for you.
Having a new obsession? He’ll remind you to take care of yourself.
When you're going into a depressive episode though, he’ll become even more concerned.
He’ll gently remind you to brush your teeth, shower, eat, the works.
He’ll make some flowers to remind you of his love.
Will allow you to cry on his shoulders if needed.
Overall, a pretty good boyfriend, 10/10
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Bruno Bucciarati :
Same story here
He’s heard of the condition before, but never thought much into it.
He won’t make a big deal out of it, he’ll just give his support and the conversation would go to something more light-hearted.
I feel like this convo would happen while cooking dinner idk.
I don’t think he would think too much about it until you have your first hypomanic episode around him.
At first he would think you’re just being a little too energetic.
Until your speaking becomes way too fast to understand.
That’s when it connects in his mind.
“Are you ok, tesoro?”
You then promptly become irritated by him asking.
He leaves you mostly to your own vices after that, he doesn’t want to upset you.
If you’re becoming too wrapped up into something, he’ll let you know to take a break.
He’ll offer sleep medicine if you complain about insomnia.
Now, during the depressive episodes, he’ll become momma Bruno.
He’ll make you breakfast, remind you to do your hygienic practices, etc.
He’s always there when you need to vent.
Or he’s there to cuddle you if you need a hug.
No matter what you need, he’s always willing to provide.
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bitter-abt-bruno · 3 years
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This right here 😩
But being real, the sheer amount of notes makes me feel sad!! I'm confident that someone will like us regardless!
i always find myself headcanoning my favourite fictional characters as sex repulsed bc it makes me feel better about myself to imagine them feeling the same way as i do. especially male characters, because i get to live out a fantasy that maybe one day i'll find a man who feels the same way as i do about sex and won't make me feel bad for not wanting it lmao. probably won't happen but a girl can dream
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bitter-abt-bruno · 3 years
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HE LOOKS SO CONCERNEDD HHHHHHHHHH
can u ms pëinť giörnnō gîovªňª?¿¿°
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bitter-abt-bruno · 3 years
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Been asking that question for WEEKS. I've tried a playlist challenge and it has mixed results tho.
what the hecky do you do when you have no motivation to write and all the tips and tricks don't WORK
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bitter-abt-bruno · 3 years
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Not a hc post but
so some context: during school, we had to do journal entries for english and they had prompts normally but this one didn't so I was able to write about anything. I wrote about my mental health state and my therapist doesn't allow me to say harsh negative words so now we have this masterpiece:
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bitter-abt-bruno · 3 years
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I knew you guys were gonna win from the first replay!! Congrats!!!!!
So in the end Giorno had to use the folder of memes if Italy wins because WE WOOOOOOON MÅNESKIN WON MY SKIN IS CLEAR MY SOUL CLEANED and next year we gonna host Eurovision it will be g l o r i o u s oh my god
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