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diovstheworld · 2 years

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La Squadra and What I Think They Would Collect!

i’ve had some of these in mind for a while but finally felt like making a post after seeing another one like this :) i can’t remember who it was but credits to them for the idea! also first post ahhh (i don’t know what i’m doing with tags but anyway ✨)

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Risotto:

vinyl and cds for sure. he’s definitely into his music but probably doesn’t get to listen to it as much as he used to these days

he’s still very proud of his collection though and definitely has some rare ones

also probably has a collection of tour shirts from bands he went to see in the past. i feel like he probably went to a lot of concerts and got one every time he went to one so he has a lot

definitely keeps all his concert tickets too for sure so kind of has a collection of these too

also knives but i feel like that one is obvious

Pesci:

plushies for sure!

probably gets one every time he goes somewhere to remind him of that place!

members of la squadra probably get them as birthday and christmas presents for him because they know he loves them so much

prosciutto is the one who buys most of them because he loves to treat his brother from time to time!

pesci probably cherishes these ones more than the rest because they came from his big bro <3

Prosciutto:

probably ash trays from places he’s visited /hj

he probably collects vinyl as well. he and risotto would probably compare their collections!

not really a collection but i feel like he would have a lot of candles and skin care products. i get the feeling he would be all about self care to make sure he stays looking young because of his stand (and the bad cigarette habit he has). the kind of man who runs a nice hot bath and sits in there with just the candle light relaxing after a hard day

also absolutely has a massive collection of shoes and suits. no one can keep track of how many he has (and he doesn’t know either but it’s probably more than he would like to admit though)

Illuso:

antiques

not just any antiques though

probably focuses on collecting things like old perfume bottles and baroque style mirrors and picture frames

probably buys a pieces of mirror to put inside the picture frames so he can make them into little mirrors and take them with him to put them in places when he’s on jobs

also collects crystals 100%

maybe candles too. he probably has a lot of candles

Formaggio:

i feel like as a kid he probably collected bugs or something but he got into trouble for doing that

still probably does that now actually

the rest of the team hate it too because they’re always finding some sort of weird bug in random places and formaggio probably just laughs about it

he also gives me a bit of a punk vibe so maybe he would collect pins and patches to put on his various jackets he has

they’re normally pins from bands he likes but they’re really pins of literally anything. if he finds a pin he likes, he probably buy it no matter the theme!

Melone:

probably like playboy magazines or something

has a bunch of old ones too

always trying to get a hold of issues he doesn’t have

bids like crazy on ebay to get the ones he wants/is missing

also maybe collects computers? like old ones though

his favourite one he has is probably like some old apple computer

honestly kind of stuck for this guy i’m not gonna lie lmao

Ghiaccio:

lego. definitely has a lot of lego models somewhere

building lego is probably the only time he’s calm (until he messes up and accidentally uses the wrong piece or puts something in the wrong place and then he gets mad)

also probably collects plushies like pesci does but he’s not as crazy about them as pesci is

also hatsune miku figures. i don’t know why i just think he would (i’m re-reading this post and idk why i put this down but i don’t feel like taking it out im so sorry lmao)

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sunnyday-mayday · 2 years

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Formaggio: Melone, hey, why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I eat dirt?

Melone: Why are you eating dirt?

Formaggio: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt?

Melone: …

Formaggio: No, so answer the question.

#anime incorrect quotes #incorrect jojo quotes #incorrect quotes #jjba #jjba vento auero #jjba incorrect quotes #jjba part five #jojos bizarre adventure #jojos bizarre adventures #jojos bizarre adventures incorrect quotes #jjba formaggio #jjba melone #melone jjba #formaggio jjba #incorrect la squadra #la sqaudra

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rae-pss · 9 months

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risotto: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

(y/n): it was autocorrect.

risotto: autocorrect wrote "you're so hot. please step on me."?

(y/n): yes.

#— quotes.#— jjba.#jjba x reader #la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #risotto nero x reader #risotto x reader #risotto jojo #risotto jjba #jjba risotto #risotto nero #risotto nero jjba #risotto nero x you #jjba risotto nero #jjba incorrect quotes

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dios-wryyy · 9 months

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Risotto:*brushing his teeth*

*Illuso appearing in Risotto's bathroom mirror*

Illuso: Number 19. Mouse in Baked Beans.*Leaves*

Risotto:

✨not proofread✨

#la squadra #jjba part 5 #la squadra headcanons #risotto x reader #jjba headcanons #vento aureo #golden wind #illuso jojo #risotto nero #incorrect quotes

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master-orpheus · 8 months

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This idea infected my brain and I couldn’t rest until I manifested it in reality

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #vento aureo #golden wind #la squadra #ghiaccio #illuso #formaggio #jjba part 5 #jojos bizzare adventure golden wind #fanart #my art #jjba fan art #anime fanart #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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goldengay00 · 10 months

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Formaggio: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Gelato: I sleep with a knife.

Melone: Both of you are pathetic.

Formaggio: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with then Mr. Badass?? Your laptop?

Melone: Ghiaccio.

#la squadra #meloghia #ghiamelo #melone x ghiaccio #incorrect quote #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #vento auero #golden wind #part 5 jojo

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strawberrycherriesncream · 7 days

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Gelato: Illuso, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Formaggio: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Illuso: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Formaggio* How about a muffin on the house, baby?

Formaggio, giggling: I’m pretty.

#vento aureo #jjba #la squadra #illuso jojo #Formaggio #Formaggio x Illuso #incorrect quotes #gelato jojo #I imagine Formaggio twirling his nonexistent long hair

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yanderefangirl · 5 months

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Leone: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp! Pecsi: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons? Leone: Whatever caves first!

#jojo bizarre adventure #incorrect quotes #leone abbacchio #la squadra #jjba #jojo golden wind #golden wind #jjba part 5

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wispisstillverybored67 · 5 months

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Ghiaccio: At any rate, it's too risky to charge in now. Let's head back to the hideout and see what we can do.

Nero: Hee-ho!

Pesci: Hee-ho!

Melone: Hee-ho?

Illuso: Hee-ho!

Formaggio: Heeee-haw!

Sorbet: HEE-HO!!

Gelato: Ack! They're infected!

Prosciutto: Alright, good bit... Now it's time to go.

Paulla: Okay, okay, Prosciutto's right... Let's hee-ho ourselves outta here!

Gelato: Paulla! Not you too!

Formaggio: Ho-kay...

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v0dkathroat · 1 year

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#melone #incorrect la squadra quotes #lol #vento aureo #purple #golden wind #jjba #nosebleed #la squadra di esecuzione #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #melone jjba #la squadra #traditional #art #jojo's bizarre adventure vento auero #v0dkamouth

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shoechoe · 1 year

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the fact that a large portion of Vento Aureo fans mostly just like la squadra is kinda weird to me. it's like we're looking at the same picture but we enjoy completely different things about it

#rambles #don't get me wrong. la squadra is good and i like them fine. but idk man i just don't get the hype #i mean they're probably the least-messily written thing out of VA but they're just not that... interesting to me #the LS fight portion of VA is where the part is at its most boring for me most of the time #i've seen people genuinely say that they're one of the best villain groups they've ever seen in media and it's like... ???#not to mention there are soooooo many incorrect quotes and aus and headcanons about them #even though each one was there for like... 1 fight and maybe some side scenes #idk man... i feel like its defo a ''character with not much canon depth is largely popular due to fanon headcanons'' situation #not that there's anything wrong with that. i love overanalyzing and thinking about characters 200x more than the author ever did #but it's still just like... eh with LS. they're fine but i'm not obsessed w/ them #i do love the grateful dead and the white album fights though (ghiaccio is my favorite one out of the group)

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razumairon · 10 months

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Friarielli, mimicking Prosciutto's voice with a yellow colander on her head: you'll never be a true assassin unless you don't get up everyday at 5 am and don't brush your teeth

Formaggio, Melone, Sorbet and Gelato laughs their ass out of it while Illuso tries not to laugh, Pesci chuckles, Ghiaccio is quite confused and Risotto just looks at her with his usual expression

Friarielli, still in Prosciutto's voice: what's that noise you're making? Laughter? Never heard of it. Work hard, Friarielli, and maybe some day you will have an ass like mine

Prosciutto suddenly appears behind Friarielli and everyone immediately stops laughing

Friarielli: ass. It's not working for you? I thought it was pretty good

Melone, whispering: it's Prosciutto!

Friarielli: of course it's Prosciutto! Who do you think I'm doing?

Prosciutto: *loud ahem sound*

Friarielli: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

(It was again @rizowasnever 's fault)

Italian translation because Italian memes>>>>>>>>>>>any other kind of meme

Friarielli: *le cade uno scolapasta giallo in testa mentre cerca di prendere qualcosa in alto*

Quasi tutta la Squadra ride o ridacchia

Friarielli: che c'è?

Formaggio: oh, niente, Prosciutto

Friarielli, imitando la voce di Prosciutto: *si guarda un attimo la testa, si mette le mani sui fianchi* non sarai mai una perfetta assassina se non ti alzi tutte le mattine alle 5 e non ti lavi i denti

Formaggio, Melone, Sorbet e Gelato si buttano via dalle risate, Illuso cerca di non mostrare che la scenetta lo fa ridere, Pesci ridacchia, Ghiaccio è molto perplesso e Risotto la guarda accigliato

Friarielli, sempre imitando la voce di Prosciutto: cos'è questo rumore che fate? Risata? Mai sentita nominare. Lavora sodo, Friarielli, e magari un giorno avrai un culo come il mio

Prosciutto compare silenziosamente dietro Friarielli e tutti smettono di ridere

Friarielli: culo. Non vi è piaciuta? Mi sembrava carina

Melone: *sussurrando* è Prosciutto!

Friarielli: certo che è Prosciutto! Chi altri dovrebbe essere?

Prosciutto: ahem

Friarielli: *facendo un salto* OH PORCACCIA TROIA

#jjba #jjba part 5 #jjba vento aureo #jjba oc #jojo oc #jjba oc: friarielli #la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #jjba incorrect quotes #la squadra oc #source: kung fu panda

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black-5abbath · 2 years

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Melone and Illuso doing a thumb war:

Both: “1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war!”

Melone: “5,6,7,8 I used this hand to masturbate”

Illuso: ಠ_ಠ

#jjba incorrect quotes #jojo part 5 #jjba part 5 #melone #illuso #la squadra

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rae-pss · 9 months

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risotto: i don't need to go to bed. i'm not tired, i need to finish something first.

(y/n): but, ris, i'll be so lonely without you. come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again.

risotto: well. are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

(y/n): is it working?

#— quotes.#— jjba.#jjba x reader #risotto nero x reader #risotto x reader #risotto jojo #risotto jjba #jjba risotto #jojo risotto #risotto nero jjba #jjba incorrect quotes #la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione

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sourwormsaresour · 2 years

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illuso: imagine if we get wings when we go to heaven.

formaggio: mine better be lemon-pepper if that's the case.

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sisterkosho · 9 months

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Coratella: You have to apologize to them, Illuso.

Illuso: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

#illuso #coratella #illucora #la squadra di esecuzione #jojo’s bizarre adventure #vento aureo #golden wind #jjba #va #gw #oc #original character #incorrect quote #meme

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