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I have a new crackship.
I watched Ex Machina for the first time recently and this bugged me so much that I started trying to rationalize it immediately.
Stereotypical Barbie and Nathan Bateman.
No; the dancing isn't the only reason.
I've got a whole thing in my head, but I am WAY too underqualified to write anything.
But like, what would the interaction between these two be? I don't imagine they'd get along right away, even I'm not that delusional, but I think they'd get along really really great after a bit.
Also, I think Nathan's brain would short circut the moment he realizes that she's literally a living Barbie doll. Because: A) either something he somehow doesn't understand is going on or she's a successful AI like what he was trying to build, meaning that someone else beat him to it. Neither of which computes for him. And B) which is that this girl is way too hot to not have all the private bits. Remember, "Sexuality is fun" and he can't believe that she has none. Literally and physically.
Doesn't mean they can't be cute together though. Barbie's asexual, but that doesn't mean she has to be aromantic.
Plus, just because you might not think someone is your type doesn't mean they can't be right for you. Imagine the conversations that two people like Barbie and Nathan would have together. Imagine the existential crisis they'd both have listening to and debating with one another.
I put way too much thought into this and I'm trying not to write it all here because I don't want this to be long and I want everyone else who sees this to have fun too. So please, share my insanity and give it some thought. Imagine the situations. Let me know what you come up with.
#crackship#barbie 2023#ex machina#margot robbie#oscar isaac#stereotypical barbie#nathan bateman#okay#i admit it#i wanna dance with them
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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you.
Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)
#legit the first thing i thought of when i heard this speech#barbie#fight club#margot robbie#brad pitt#crossover#gifset#parallels#my gifs#my edits#colouring by daily-hundred#barbie 2023
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i love weird barbie
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☆ - ̗̀✨ He's just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆
#barbie movie#the barbie movie#ryan gosling#barbie 2023#barbie#ken#barbie ken#my art#ANYWHERE ELSE... HE'D BE A TEN...
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Like music to my ears
#shoutout to everyone leaving toxic relationships in light of a movie#about Barbie of all things!#no movie spoilers in the notes please; I haven’t gone to see it yet with my partner#this post is mine now! OP sucked!#mine#OP#barbie movie#barbie#barbie 2023
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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
#barbie#barbie 2023#barbieedit#margot robbie#greta gerwig#mrobbieedit#gifs#barbie spoilers#byzil#tuserbea#usermandie#userjasmine#usergal#userconstance#useraurore#nessa007#tuserrex
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what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
#barbie#barbie 2023#barbie movie#barbie movie 2023#myart#digital art#illustration#procreate#artists on tumblr#art#fanart#digital fanart#margot robbie#barbenheimer
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I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too
#barbie#barbie 2023#barbie movie#barbie spoilers#ryan gosling#ken barbie#gotta love a horsegirl ken#pizzee’s comedy tour
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“I’m like, ‘Okay, she’s a doll. She’s a plastic doll. She doesn’t have organs. If she doesn’t have organs, she doesn’t have reproductive organs. If she doesn’t have reproductive organs, would she even feel sexual desire?’ No, I don’t think she could,” Robbie said. “She is sexualized. But she should never be sexy. People can project sex onto her. Yes, she can wear a short skirt, but because it’s fun and pink. Not because she wanted you to see her butt.”
Margot Robbie said Ace Barbie Rights with her whole chest.
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So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭
#barbie#barbie movie#barbie spoilers#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital illustration#digital painting#nik's art#pink aesthetic#character art#character illustration#barbie fanart#barbie 2023
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go watch Barbie
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BARBIE (2023)
via @wbpictures_br
#barbie#barbie 2023#barbie movie#margot robbie#ryan gosling#mrobbieedit#userreh#usergal#cinemapix#chewieblog#userstream#useraurore#nessa007#usersugar#noalook#my gif
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barbie day
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I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life
#i don't know how you don't see it it's right there!!!!!!#also not to make it into a Thing but if you can't see aroace-ness as inherently queer then I don't even know how to talk to you#barbie#barbie 2023#asexuality#aromantic#mp
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It’s important to recognise that Barbie (2023) criticises both the patriarchy AND the matriarchy. Yes, the Ken’s are just accessories to the Barbies. Yes, they don’t have any say in the government they live under. That’s the point, you’re supposed to feel awful, you’re supposed to want the Kens to have their own agency, you’re supposed to want equality. The Barbie movie explicitly states that the way Barbie treats Ken is wrong, so much so that once he finds a safe space for his masculinity and individual identity he’s so excited to share it with the other Kens.
But they go overboard and replace a matriarchy with a patriarchy and now the same issue exists but in reverse. That’s the POINT!! THATS THE POINT!!! Barbie is not anti-men it’s pro equality PLEASE understand this
13th Aug 2023 UPDATE:
Heeeeey howdy!!
Due to the IMMENSE comments and discussion on this post (thanks ya’ll!!) I’ve decided to update my post with my recent opinions and hopefully clearer explanations!!
First, my original post only considers a very small and very vague analysis of the film!!
Since making this I've read all your comments and learned quite a bit about the matriarchy as it appears in human civilisation. Originally, I was pitting the patriarchy and the matriarchy against each other as though the results of their implementation were equal in the film.
They were not!! Below is the definition of matriarchy I’ll be working off of.
Matriarchy Simple Definition;
Matriarchy is a social system in which women hold the primary power positions in roles of authority. In a broader sense it can also extend to moral authority, social privilege and control of property.
There's a lot to talk about in the Barbie film that would fit better in an essay, so I'll try and condense it into this;
To me, Barbie (2023) is a film about the female experience and the shared connection between women that persists through childhood and adulthood, support and harassment, suffering and joy, mother and daughter.
It uses Barbie as its figurehead because of the immense societal and political impact the doll has had on women, both good and bad (as explained in the film).
The male experience as seen in Barbie (2023) is not the sole focus of the film- rather, it's an accessory (as the Kens are) to Barbie's story, and a necessary aspect of exploration to truly highlight the importance of individualism and healthy personal exploration.
I want to make clear that I in no way think the treatment of the Kens was just as bad as the treatment of the Barbies. I also still agree that the matriarchy fostered by the Barbies wasn’t good for the Kens.
Additionally, I’m aware that this take on Barbie (2023) works strictly within the assumed heteronormative boundaries of gender. There is a lot of nuance in the Barbie film and I don’t think everything can be covered or explained in on Tumblr post— but I hope this clarification helps!!
I hope you're all coming to your own conclusions and analysis of the film in a way that makes sense to you. And for those of you engaging in online conversations and discourse about it, I hope you're keeping yourself and others happy and safe!!!
Much love to you all!! < 3
#barbie#barbie movie#barbenheimer#Ken#barbie spoilers#barbie discourse#barbie conversations#barbie criticism#barbie 2023#barbie movie 2023#matriarchy#patriarchy#heteronormative society
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