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vixensmart · 11 days
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Y/N: Damn it, Diego! This wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to try something new! Diego: *dinosaur noises*
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vixensmart · 1 month
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Imagine Bruno Bucciarati finds out weed is legal now lol
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vixensmart · 3 months
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Don't mind me. Just making purely self-indulgent fanfic between me and two men who would never ever meet and never get along lol.
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vixensmart · 3 months
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The day AppleDash became canon was the day I realized what true happiness felt like.
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vixensmart · 4 months
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DIEGO BRANDO JUST TURNED ME INTO A DINOSAUR AND I AM LIVING FOR IT
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vixensmart · 4 months
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who is the sluttiest man in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and why is it Joseph Joestar?
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vixensmart · 4 months
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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vixensmart · 5 months
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As someone who worked at Panera for around 2 yrs, I made it a point to tell everyone that the charged lemonades were extremely caffinated, especially customers with children. These chargers are brightly colored and look exactly like something a child would want to drink. But even the smallest size of cup we sold (the 20 oz), as mentioned above, contained a massive amount of caffeine. I didn't tell them not to drink it, but I made it known that the drinks had a lot of caffeine.
I had a regular with the "Sip Club" who would get a LARGE mango yuzu every day. I personally drank one in the morning to get through my weekend shifts as I was in college and tired af. I only drank them TWICE A WEEK. I can't imagine how this would have affected everyone else who was drinking these like WATER.
These things are dangerous. In moderation, theyre okay. But for the love of god, just stick with coffee...
I see jokes about the Panera lemonade but no guys.. it actually killed someone.
The guy NEVER had caffeine due to health issues. He loved going to that Panera and they did not warn him. He had no way to know where was like a level of 380mg of caffeine in his drink. The equivalent of drinking like 4 redbulls if I remember correctly. The FDA recommends 400mg as the level max per day. (A shot of expresso is 65mg for context)
Panera KILLED this man with what he thought was a simple regular lemonade.
Apparently it ALSO killed a young girl with a heart condition
STOP BUYING THIS DRINK FOR A MEME
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vixensmart · 5 months
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That scene from Baldur's Gate 3 where you wake up and Astarion is trying to bite you, but instead of the options the game gives you, you just bite him back.
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vixensmart · 6 months
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true suffering is knowing that Astarion would never like u because u can't be mean no matter how hard u try
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vixensmart · 6 months
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*slapping my credit card on the table repeatedly* give
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vixensmart · 9 months
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nathanos blightcaller has stolen that fleshy pump in my chest and I would like to bring him some dead roses thanks
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vixensmart · 9 months
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Gwendoline Christie is one of the most beautiful women on this planet and I hope she's having a great day.
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vixensmart · 9 months
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eheheh
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vixensmart · 10 months
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Bucci Gang Goes to Halloween Horror Nights
A/N: A sort of sequel to my La Squadra scenario. This one is for the Bucci Gang hoes...
Warnings: Language
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Bruno Bucciarati
Bruno doesn't seem like one to go to theme parks or events such as Halloween Horror Nights. In any case, he offered to go with you because he loves you so goddamn much, he just wanted to spend time with you.
Bruno isn't too startled by the scare actors jumping out at him. If anything, he'll jump slightly, but he's not too bothered. He does find it amusing when you get scared, and grab onto him for protection. He'll wrap an arm around you and try to guide you away from whatever jumps at you.
You both alternate who goes first into the houses. Bruno will go first into one, and you'll go first into the other. Truthfully, Bruno likes it when you go first, because he thinks it's funny when you get scared and bump into him. If you go first, Bruno will hold onto your hand or place a hand to your shoulder. If Bruno goes first, he has you hold onto his waist, or his hand. He's not worried he might lose you, he just likes the physical contact.
Everybody thinks Bruno is the mom of the group, and I believe Bruno would mother hen the shit out of you during the event. "Have you eaten anything?" "Are you hungry?" "Drink some more water." He'll be ensuring you don't neglect yourself during the night. He'll eat the food, or have a drink with you, but he'll be worrying over you for most of the night. He will definitely make sure you drink plenty of water and eat a bit between houses to keep your energy up and make sure you're not dehydrated.
Bruno appreciates the shows, as they give him a second to chill out. He thinks they're very well put together, but they're a little loud for him, so he prefers to sit further from the stage to enjoy them.
When you reach home and collapse into bed, Bruno is exhausted, but satisfied. Though walking through horror movies wasn't exactly his idea of fun, he's glad to have spend the night with you.
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Leone Abbachio
Leone isn't going to bring up the event to you, but he did want to go. Badly. He waited for you to express interest in going to the event, which he agreed to with his usual grumpy demeanor. He's totally not excited, totally.
Leone has learned a little trick to not being targeted by scare actors, and you pick it up shortly after entering the park. Leone will make direct eye contact with the actors around him, which makes the actors lose the element of surprise. Thus, they're less likely to scare him. Though a few do sneak up on him and catch him by surprise, he doesn't get jumped at much. Whenever he is startled, he'll simply lean away from whatever is in his space. If you're next to him, he'll pull you in and walk away. Congratulations, you have scary dog privileges for the night. Enjoy it while you can.
He'll be all about sampling the drinks they have for sale in the park, especially if they're selling a wine he hasn't tasted before. He won't get drunk, but he might get a little tipsy. He's not too interested in the food, but he does find some of the items they sell amusing (i.e. that fucking "maggot"-covered corn dog). Leone will most certainly buy something that has the year of the event on it, like a wine glass. He won't be using that glass, though.
In the houses, Leone will always go first. He won't let you in front. He says it's because he knows you'll freeze and hold up the line, but he really wants to go first because he wants to take his sweet time looking at everything. And I mean everything. He'll slowly make his way through the house and check out all the scenery and decorations. He's fascinated. He loves how real all the props look, and if it's based on a movie, he's comparing the scenery to the movie's set and how accurate the recreation is. So, he'll be much to preoccupied to "protect" you from the Michael Myers behind the bush while he's trying to decipher if the mask's wear and tear matches that of the film's.
Leone is a big fan of the shows. He enjoys the elaborate choreography and the special effects they use in the more gruesome ones. The shows provide him with a moment to rest his legs while enjoying some fine entertainment.
Leone won't admit that he had as much fun as he did. He'll simply tell you he had a good night, and you'll both go to bed. While you're fast asleep, though, Leone is planning next year's trip.
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Pannacotta Fugo
Fugo wasn't super interested in going. How you managed to get him into the event is a miracle even to you. Nonetheless, there he is, mumbling as the attendants scan his ticket to the event and he walks through the gate with you.
Fugo gets aggressive when he gets scared. Fight or flight? He picks fight. You have to remind him not to punch the scare actors if they come at him. He doesn't exactly want to ruin your night, but he did seriously debate decking that zombie. Fugo stands his ground when he's jumped at, and kind of shields you from whatever did the jumping. He resists the urge to fight, but just for tonight. Just because you're apparently having the time of your life.
In the houses, Fugo takes on the role of going first into the chaos. If you offer, he'll let you go first, but he'll still be trying to protect you from behind. He has his hands on your shoulders if he's behind you, taking on the signature Horror Nights Conga Line approach. If he goes first, he wants your hands on his arms. He thinks it will stop him from swinging at the actors. To substitute for his fists, Fugo hurls curses at everything that jumps at him. You learn a few new words to add to your vocabulary that night.
Fugo prefers watching the shows over being in the houses. Though there's a lot of people watching them, it's better than being stuck in a tight maze that you can barely see through. Though he's not too interested in the subject matter, he likes to watch them with you.
He's up for trying the food, but he's not too interested in eating much. He doesn't want to get sick while he's walking around and getting scared.
At the end of the night, Fugo is just happy that you had a good time. He'll be grumpy about it for a bit, but he did have a little fun "protecting" you from all the zombies and monsters you encountered. At least you know that if a slasher ever broke into your house, Fugo will be there to throw the first punch.
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Narancia Ghirga
Narancia was the one who expressed the desire to attend the event. He practically begged you to go with him, saying that it would be fun. He didn't have to beg you to go, because you were already wanting to go, but, it was still cute to see.
When something jumps at you, Narancia screams, but then he laughs. He also laughs at you when you get chased by a chainsaw-wielding actor, and then nearly pisses himself when the same happens to him. You find out that Narancia laughs when he gets scared or is nervous, which is a riot in the houses. He also has the habit of telling those ghouls and monsters jumping out at him to "Stop it".
Narancia isn't interested in sitting down and watching a show, so you head straight for the houses. In the first house you go into, Narancia goes in front. He's pretending that he'll protect you from whatever comes at you guys. Keyword: pretending. The first thing that jumps out at him makes him retreat behind you. He will use you as a human shield from everything that comes at you in that house. He's grabbing you by waist and peeping over your shoulder at every corner, not sure whether to cry or shout. He may be scared, but he assures you after the houses that he's fine and he was just coughing or stepped on something. He totally wasn't screaming back there. You didn't hear a scream. That was the audio.
Narancia is all about trying the food at the event! He enjoys sitting down with you and enjoying the strange but tasty snacks you find in the stalls and in the stores. The both of you will have a seat in one of the areas where you won't be jumped at, and enjoy whatever you picked out. He'd like to share something with you if you'll indulge him.
You both have had plenty of fun when you head home for the night. As you pull on your pajamas and climb into bed, Narancia reflects on the night as he falls asleep. Even though he was thoroughly terrified, maybe it wasn't such a steep price to pay to have so much fun.
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Guido Mista
This motherfucker was so down to go with you to Halloween Horror Nights. He thought it would be the perfect thing for you to do together. You'd get scared, and he'd get to be the big macho man and protect you.
Then that demon lunged at him and he about pissed his pants. He grabbed you like a lifeline, looking like he really thought it was about to end right there. After taking a second to compose himself, he laughed about it. Then something jumped at you, and he laughed harder.
You both spend the entire night laughing at the other getting scared. Mista gets chased with a chainsaw? There are tears in your eyes. You freeze up and scream at a zombie? Mista is losing it behind you. Both of you alternate between who goes first into the houses because neither of you really care who goes first - you're both getting the shit scared out of you at some point in there. The both of you are holding hands through the whole house, making sure you don't lose each other in your amusement. If Mista goes first, he's liable to try and drag you in front of him for his own amusement. Be prepared, he does it in the dark when you can't see what's going on.
Like Narancia, Mista is all for trying the food and the drinks. He likes to sit down with the food and watch the other people walking by get scared. It's amusing to him. Talk about dinner and entertainment. Of course, he's interested in all the wacky snacks and treats, and wants to try all of them. He definitely gets one of the blinky-glasses to remember the night by and to totally brag that he went to HHN and wasn't scared at all.
Mista isn't too into the shows. He'd rather be in the mazes with you, getting lost in all the action. But if you want to watch one, he'll sit through it with you. He comes to enjoy the music and the dancing, but it's nothing compared to the thrill of the houses.
The both of you end up collapsing into bed, with barely enough energy to pull off your clothes. Though you're both tired and your voices hoarse, you've had plenty of fun that night, and Mista would really like to go again next year, if you'd like.
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Giorno Giovanna
Giorno wasn't exactly sold on going with you to Halloween Horror Nights. He didn't exactly think getting jumped at and harassed sounded like a great date night idea. Of course, it took some convincing on your part. But, Giorno finally agreed to go with you to the event.
When something jumps at you, Giorno moves in front of you. He acts as your shield. Giorno appears to be able to tell when a scare actor is about to strike, even if he can't see them coming. And when something does come at you, there's Giorno, taking the scare for you. But, Giorno's not really scared. These kinds of things don't really bother him. If anything, Giorno is a bit annoyed at all the jumping and shouting. He is pretty interested in the costumes though, especially the ones that involve stilts.
If you express that you want to go first into the houses, Giorno will be a bit surprised. Why would you want him behind you? How is he supposed to protect you from there? But he realizes soon enough that you enjoy being scared, and he'll let you go first into a couple houses. If you're going first, he'll have a hand on your waist or your arm to keep track of you. If Giorno goes first, he makes sure you're grabbing his shoulders or his arm. Giorno, like in the scare zones, will protect you from whatever jumps out at you, even if you're in front of him taking most of the scare.
Sitting down with food and drinks is a nice change after getting frightened. He prefers to go someplace relatively quiet to eat, or he'll eat while watching a show with you. He's curious about the shows and all the crazy things they do, like the dancers hanging from the top of the stage, or the way the actors "die" on stage.
Giorno is tired, but he's glad he spent the night with you. You may fall asleep as he's brushing your hair and making sure you're comfortable. Though he is tired, it takes him a bit before he does fall asleep. He'd consider doing it again, but he's not incredibly into the idea.
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vixensmart · 10 months
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just found out that the feeling I get when someone flirts with me is not butterflies in my stomach but is in fact a panic response
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vixensmart · 11 months
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La Squadra x Reader Scenarios: Trip to Halloween Horror Nights
A/N: This is my first time writing an "x reader" or scenarios/headcanons so pls bear with me...
Warnings: Language.
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Risotto
Risotto was curious about the event. People just get scared for fun? It sounded like an intriguing concept to him. So, when you expressed that you would like to go with him, he agreed. He wanted to see what the big deal was about. It was also mostly his interest in the elaborate theming and decoration of the park and its mazes.
Risotto doesn't really get scared by things popping out at him, so the scare zones and the actors don't really get to him. He does get a little kick out of 'protecting' you from the actors and things. He'll keep you close to his side. If something jumps at you, he just pulls you in and continues walking as if nothing happened. He knows you're not in danger, so he's not overly concerned.
Risotto's not too interested in the food and drinks, but he'll share them with you if you get some. He likes the spicier snacks and foods that the stalls might be selling. Candy and sweets aren't really his preference, but if you get one of those gimmicky little snacks they sell (a 'severed hand' rice krispie treat, for example), he can't help but be amused enough to try it.
When you go into the houses/mazes, he's not even phased. What did you expect? He walks through the whole haunt and barely flinches when the scare actors jump at him. He's really good at spotting the little nooks and crannies that the actors can hide in, so he can predict where and when they'll pop out. If you'd like, he'll teach you how to spot them, too, so that you'll get less scared. Though he does like being your 'protector', he's not too fond of you being freaked out.
He's not too worried about you, because he's aware you're having a blast, and that you're not actually in any danger. Though he's not too phased by all the loud noises and people in masks, he's enjoying himself. Really, he's just happy that you're having so much fun.
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Prosciutto
Let's be honest, he probably wasn't game from the beginning. He doesn't find being scared 'fun'. If anything, he probably ended up deciding to go because you really wanted to go, and he couldn't say no to you.
The scare actors piss him off, especially the ones with the fake chainsaws. He's the type to get angry when he's startled, but he'll compose himself and just shoot a glare at the actors who jump out at you. He'll try to keep you away from them and take the brunt of the scares himself, but he's not exactly thrilled about it.
He'll sample some of the food and drinks. He'll try a drink if you get it, but he'll be more interested in the wine they have. He won't really eat much, because he knows if you're walking around all night and constantly moving, having a full stomach won't be too fun to deal with. He'll be making sure that you drink plenty of water, though, in between mazes and shows. He won't have you being scared and dehydrated.
In the mazes, Prosciutto has his guard up. He goes first, unless you express that you want to. If he's first, he's basically standing as a human shield. If someone pops out, he jumps a bit, but continues walking. He wants your hands on his shoulders or around his waist so that he knows you're still behind him. If you go first, he's holding onto your waist, or something like your backpack or sleeve. He's not too concerned that he'll lose you in the maze, but he still keeps a hand on you to make sure you stay in front of him.
After the event is over, and you've returned home, Proscuitto will fall asleep shortly after he's showered and gotten ready for bed. Though the night did take a lot out of him and he's not too thrilled about all the scares, he's glad he spent it with you.
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Ghiaccio
Does not want to be here. Why did he ever agree to this? Why is he here? (The answer is that Melone and Formaggio called him chicken and he couldn't just ignore them)
Ghiaccio, like Proscuitto, is the type to get angry when he's startled. Except while Proscuitto can compose himself quickly and just keep walking, Ghiaccio cannot. This menace will curse at the actors who dared to jump out at him and even threaten to fight them. You'll have to drag him away. Maybe picking a different path away from the scare zones would be more enjoyable.
Ghiaccio will try the drinks, but he won't finish them. He doesn't want to get too tipsy, lest he let his guard down and embarrass himself in front of you. He'll have some snacks here and there to keep his energy up, and he'll share them with you so that he knows you both are adequately energized
Ghiaccio finds that he'd rather be watching the shows they have throughout the night. The music and the elaborate choreography and effects are something he enjoys, and they help him relax from being chased around. You'll definitely do more show-watching than maze-crawling, and Ghiaccio is perfectly fine with that.
You're going first into any mazes that you managed to drag him into. He may love you, but he's not willing to take the full force of the scares. He also wants you to go first because he will be cowering behind you. He'll have his head pressed into your back, and his hands gripping your shoulders harshly so that he doesn't lose you in the house. While you're going through, expect to hear his curses and his shrieks over the soundtrack of the maze.
At the end of the night, Ghiaccio is more than a little on edge. Though he didn't have much fun being dragged into his own personal horror movie, he can't really deny that spending the night running around with you wasn't the worst thing ever.
He's going to deny that he ever was even scared at all during the event. Please don't argue with him, he's already embarassed.
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Illuso
Primarily, Illuso agreed to go with you because he thought it would be a great way to get some dirt on you to tease you with later. He was under the impression that you'd be cowering behind him and shrieking at every turn, and he believed he could use that against you at some point.
Of course, Illuso knew that the actors wouldn't just be focused on scaring you. He does jump a bit when he gets startled, but he's not too bothered by it. He thinks your reaction to the scares is more amusing. If someone jumps out at him, he immediately pushes you in front of him, so that you get scared instead of him. He's totally not doing it because he doesn't want you to see him get scared.
In the mazes, Illuso likes to 'volunteer' himself to go first. Then, at some point, he drags you in front of him so that you're the one getting jumped at. He'll also grab you or mess with you during the maze to freak you out a little more. All the while, you can hear him cackling behind you like a maniac, because he's having the time of his life. You're getting the living shit scared out of you, and he barely has to lift a finger? It's a win in his book.
Illuso will buy you drinks to try and get you drunk before going into another maze. He wants to see if you being drunk makes you any more susceptible to being scared. He also totally wants you to be hungover in the morning because he enjoys the suffering of others. Be wary of him trying to buy you any alcohol during the event. If you get any food, you're sharing it with him.
Even if he may have been a dick the entire night, he knows that you had fun. He knows you're not actually pissed at him for making you take all the scares. At the end of the night, Illuso has had his fun, and you've had yours, and you're both pretty satisfied with the way things ended.
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Pesci
May God have mercy on your soul - Proscuitto
Pesci initially didn't want to go with you. But, you seemed so excited and happy about going, he couldn't not go with you. It's a scenario of 'I'll do this for my partner, even if it makes me uncomfortable'.
At first, Pesci is regretting his decision immensely. When the actors jump out at him and make loud noises, he gets frightened badly. You'd better hope those guys with the chainsaws aren't there, because he'll really be shaken up if they run at him and rev the engine. Of course, you're there to reassure him that they don't actually mean him any harm.
In the first maze, Pesci is a bit put off by how cramped it is and how loud the actors are being. You offered to go first and allowed him to hold your hand so that he wouldn't lose you. He jumps and shrieks, and he is clearly frightened. After you exit and the adrenaline wears off, Pesci comes to the realization that he's not dead or hurt, and he actually had a bit of fun.
Once Pesci realizes he's not in any immediate or grave danger, he loosens up a great deal. You'll be able to see by the second maze you go into that after he gets scared, he laughs. By the third maze, he's volunteering to go first into the chaos. This is the most fun he's had in a while. Before you know it, you've gone through all the mazes in the park, and Pesci is a little shocked, albeit impressed. He did all of that?
You spend the rest of the night trying the food and the drinks, and you both bring home matching T-Shirts with all the houses on them. It's kind of like a flex of his metal to Pesci; he went through all those houses, and he got to go through them with you.
Proscuitto is still mad at you, but he's a little less mad that Pesci wasn't a wreck the whole night.
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Formaggio
This man was so astronomically down for going with you. He'd been wanting to go himself, but none of the other guys wanted to go with him, and he didn't think he'd have too much fun alone. So, when you expressed that you wanted to go, he jumped.
You did not anticipate Formaggio to be a runner, but when that scare actor with a chainsaw came at him, he bolted. He's a runner, he's a track star, everybody. Formaggio runs, or at least takes a good few steps away, when something jumps out at him. It's your job to keep him in place next to you so that you don't lose him in the crowd. When he's finished running, or attempting to run, he laughs. It's obvious that he knows he's not in any actual danger, and he's having fun with it.
In the mazes, Formaggio offers to go first. Though you protest on account of his bolting, he insists. He'll say, "I've got this babe, I'll protect you" and walk right in holding your hand.
In the confined spaces of the maze, however, is where Formaggio realizes that he can't run, and he starts to panic a little bit. But, he can't let you see that he's panicking. So, to offset the fear, he begins to joke with the actors and the props in the house. He'll playfully curse at the actors and threaten them, but he means no actual harm by it. He's just trying to calm himself down a bit. He makes jokes about the characters in the house if it's based on a movie he's seen. He's laughing, you're laughing, and you can tell some of the actors are about to break with the shenanigans your boyfriend is committing.
Formaggio is all for trying all the food he can, as well as getting a bit boozy and seeing what all they've got to drink. He'll share whatever he gets with you, so you can see if you like it, too. You're both a little tipsy as you finish out the night with your last few mazes and a show to wind down.
Once you leave, you both are more than satisfied with all the fun you've had. The both of you pick up the year's signature T-Shirts to show off and decide to put your souvenir cups on a shelf. You and Formaggio decide to attend next year's festivities and build your collection through the years.
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Melone
Melone had heard about the event and he had been interested in going. He thought he might go on his own, but when you asked him to go with you, he decided the night might be better spent with some company.
While walking through scare zones, Melone is unusually relaxed. Though he does get startled and jumps, he's not too on edge about being jumped at. He finds it amusing when something manages to scare you, and you grab him for help. He's confident that there's no real danger, and you're there to have fun.
The both of you alternate between who goes into the mazes first. When Melone goes in first, he's not very phased by all the actors and props. If anything, he jumps a few times and laughs. He prefers you have your hands on his upper back, or his shoulders. It's not really a matter of losing him, he just enjoys physical touch. If you go first, he'll poke you or grab you a few times during the maze to mess with you, but for the most part, he has his hands around your waist.
Melone is down for trying the food and drinks, though he finds everything just a bit too extravagant for the event. The drinks are strong, and it only takes a few sips of one before he's a little tipsy. He prefers that you find some nice place away from the chaos to eat and chat, just to take a break and focus on each other for a moment.
By the end of the night, you both have had your fun, and you head home with more than your fair share of souvenirs from your favorite mazes. Melone will fall asleep as soon as he hits the pillow, so he'll quickly get himself ready so you both can get to bed and relax after your night of frights and fun.
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