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lasquadrashusband · 2 years

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may we,, get some pesci content,, please? 🥺 he's very underrated poor baby

guess who’s back.

ME

AAAAA OKAY IM SO EXCITED TO START WRITING AGAIN

Pesci is in his early 20’s, around 22-24

I feel like he dyes his hair, its originally a light auburn or brown

but i do also like the idea he has green body hair, its just kinda goofy to me

I hc him as a trans male!! He does T-shots and a little ship indulgent; Ghiaccio loves to help him do his shots since he’s afraid of needles

He is chubby,, <33 he does work out a lot too (cough cough lifting fishing gear) so he does have muscle too!! He’s super strong

I think he would really like to doodle too, he’s actually pretty good at it and has a sketch book filled with doodles/drawings of his team members, he gets super flattered that his team members like his drawings, and gives them out if he’s confident enough

Somewhere deep inside me feels like he would listen to rap music, not like Sigil raps, but like those silly rap songs where they just rap about how much they love to rap and dance

He also listens to Rock and a bit of Pop, he is a Britney Spears fan and has been to one of her concerts

He does like to swim a lot, in my backstory for him he really loves swimming and the water in general

He’s also super into sea life and things like that, his favorite sea animals are sea slugs (Totally not based off one of my super good friends/sarc), and has a lot of plushies of them and squid

I hc him and Prosciutto are half brothers, and loves being around him because he’s super happy he has someone to look up to and is finally not an only child like he thought he was all his life

He probably drives super well ngl, he hates driving with Ghiaccio and will force him to sit in the backseat so he can’t yell at anyone out the window and make sure that he follows every rule (apart from the occasional speeding)

I feel like he really loves to watch documentaries with Prosciutto/Risotto, he finds them super interesting but hates to listen to them in the car because he needs to actually watch footage with it to focus

Ngl,, I feel like he can be really sociable, he just needs a few minutes to prepare himself to talk to anyone. He gives himself pep talks before he goes to order food, and plans out his order

He does like to dye his hair different colors, he does it especially during April Fools to see if other members notice (they do sometimes, espically Ghiaccio)

He’s super good at baking and cooking, whenever he makes any type of sweet Formaggio and Melone are always behind him waiting for the cookies/cake to cool down enough before they eat all of it

He really does like to hang out with Ghiaccio (and make o-), he loves hearing him rant and if he hangs out with him for a long time he even starts to pick up slang and mannerisms from him (Much to La Squadra’s horror)

I hc him as mlm/pansexual, he kinda goes between the two sometimes, he’s still kinda figuring out what/who he wants

mwah mwah im gonna write about ghiaccio next probably….i love my little meow meows

#la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #pesci #pesci jojo #the pesci brainrot is so real #ngl im hyperfixated on him and ghiaccio...#pesci jjba #jojos bizzare adventure vento aureo #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jjba #jjba part 5 #headcanons #pesci headcanons #la squadras husband #i love la squadra #i love pesci #pesci my beloved

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bucciarati-babe · 25 days

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tw: dead dove mentions

thinkin thonkin about rewriting the father LS series........... not sure how well thats gonna go👀

I miss writing and doing requests that was such a fun experience though 😭💕

#i love la squadra #should i?#maybe..............

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yamsgarden · 6 months

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Made of water 🌊☁️🧊

#my art #ghiaccio #la squadra di esecuzione #Dunno if it was made on purpose but I just love how it feels like his whole design was based on all 3 water states #Maybe it's not as obvious but his curls remind me of stylized curly clouds🤔#but I'm probably seeing things

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rae-pss · 8 months

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my beloved (<3).

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memen18-m5r3 · 1 month

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i am my own merch provider u_u

#jjba #jjba vento auero #jojo's bizarre adventure #la squadra #like i mentioned before way more active in my telegram rn BUT #i feel the need to brag a lil bit 💅 teehee #cuz i love how cute they all turned out and i can stare 24/7 thanks to my friendo who was able to print it for me #i usually don't print my own stuff but i'm making exceptions for la squadra cuz finding merch with them is uh....a tough quest

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oddverse · 2 months

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Pesci is a natural blonde and this vexes prosciutto, a bottle blonde, to no end

#this headcanon is as old as this account I don’t know why I never drew it #love these two #prosciutto would be SO mad #but I can’t ever decide is Pesci goes green before or after his la squadra initiation #jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto #propesci #prosciutto is a chestnut brunette btw he just likes that bombshell look

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gayboyasher · 6 months

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Imagine.

Ghiaccio Post Frl, I actually love him love him.

Oh my god just IMAGINE like I AFUUFHM

Sorry sorry off topic off topic.

But imagine him being so sweet to you but then being a dick to everyone else.

He’s usually a dick in general, but just towards you, he feels calm. You’re the flame that melts his cold hard ice.

He’d fight every lasting moment to keep you FAR away from Melone, Illuso, and of course formaiggo (I think I spelt that wrong).

He doesn’t understand how he got you, he cherishes you. He will set aside ALL his rage to take care of you like he genuinely wants to try and keep you by his side.

This protectiveness does get in the way of when you want to do things with your teammates.

But like especially if you’re like in a different team in Bucci gang.

He hates everyone there but Bruno.

Idk, something about him makes him so trustable to Ghiaccio (It’s Because Bruno is a capo).

He wants to throw hands when people insult you though, like his rage immediately bubbles and it takes forever for him to calm down.

Honestly, his rage is still there, but it’s NEVER targeted towards you.

If you can’t speak Italian all that well, he’s on the verge of popping a blood vessel while trying to nicely correct you and make sure he doesn’t snap. He loves you! He just can’t handle your bad grammar.

He thinks he’s really smart. That whole “tell me why, your hands, are cold?” “Cold hands are actually a sign of—“ yea, that trend is you guys, except you have to humble him by reminding him he’s naturally cold.

It’s genuinely a humbling experience for him. He’d definitely shut up. (WALK HIM LIKE A DOG!!)

He isnt all that for pda, but in front of your team members he doesn’t like and said listed team members from la squadra, he’s soooooo making the first move and so going all out. He doesn’t like them and wants to show his rage in a different form, aka making them uncomfortable with all the kissing. He don’t give a fuck he’d willingly be loud to annoy them. He’s a rage baiter along with being the rage himself. It’s also a stress reliever to get kisses from you.

Honestly he doesn’t like people messing with his hair much because it takes him forever to do, but you’re the exception.

He lets you get away with so much it actually makes the others a bit jealous.

“WHO THE FUCK ATE MY LEFTOVERS?! I WAS SAVING THOSE!!” “Oh, those were yours? I’m so so sorry, I’ll go buy you—“ “no, no no no, it’s okay baby, it doesn’t matter anyway I’m not hungry anymore.”

They thought they were all dreaming. No body believed it was real. HOW THE FUCK???

God. Literally no one had ever seen him docile, acting like a sweetheart and not being rude or saying something sarcastic.

The others try and use your ability and abuse it, you’re just oblivious.

“Melone, why the fuck are you using my laptop.” “You’re lover actually told me I—“ “Hey, babe. Did you let him use my computer?” “Huh.” “Case closed.”

IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR NAÏVE/OBLIVIOUS OR ACTUALLY SMART. He will know when your lying. He’s literally like Santa Claus.

#ghiaccio #ghiaccio x reader #jjba headcanons #jjba x male reader #jjba x reader #la squadra #gender nuetral reader #gn reader #jojo’s bizzare adventure x reader #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #jjba part 5 #i love him so so so much

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lorallldgua · 1 month

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old Ghiaccio art

I love him w all my heart btw, but hear me out, there is almost no merch w him in Ukraine/with shipping to Ukraine 😔

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #golden wind #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #ghiaccio jojo #ghiaccio #ghiaccio jjba #la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #I need to do something with him by myself and it's pretty annoying #Btw my sista did his figure for me so it's not that bad ig?#I LOVE GHIACCIO

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eeri3bee · 9 days

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sooo first post ever here!! still gotta learn the ropes :P but drew some pretty risotto with long curly hair because he heals my soul (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

#risotto nero #la squadra #jjba #vento aureo #jjba fanart #i love him more than words can describe

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tea-stained · 3 months

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I honestly love La Squadra so much. Their designs are so weird. You have:

BDSM enjoyer/leather daddy with fucked up eyes

Italian mafia man walking stereotype [but like. make it into a porn parody]

Carrot top boy with no chin and a black-pink onesie. also he's big

Androgenous half-naked purple person who is unbelievably pretty

Angry blue-haired ice kitty in a whimsical tinkerbell-ass outfit (god bless i love him just a normal amount)

Lesbian guy with the best, thickest, cuntiest hair and red eyes and a weird-ass fancy pillow/matress-pattern clothes

just. some guy. he has a buzzcut, good for him. looks [and acts!] like someone's uncle

The Gays™ (note: gelato actually looks normal and nice, while sorbet's widow peak is a class of its own, bless their souls, rip kings [*])

And they are like. The fucking assassin team! So you better take them seriously!

i'd commit fucking tax fraud for them i love them so much it hurts

#jjba #vento aureo #risotto nero #prosciutto #pesci #melone #ghiaccio #illuso #formaggio #sorbet and gelato #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra #no but seriously what the fuck is illuso wearing. does he have to inflate it every time he gets dressed #i love thinking about these fuckers [affectionate] mid-mental breakdown #illuso has like. the mystery design. every single choice of the things he chose to wear is so questionable but. it flows so good #what the fuck is that hexa-ponytail why does it look good on you. bitch (affectionate)

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crescentmoonrider · 2 months

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Even though you're gone, we still a team Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream

I'll Be Missing You (1997) - Puff Daddy feat. Faith Evans & 112

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sisterkosho · 4 months

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#illuso #coratella #illucora #la squadra di esecuzione #jojo’s bizarre adventure #vento aureo #golden wind #jjba #va #gw #oc #original character #oc x canon #meme #art by BonesCrimson_ on twitter #they’re so stupid #I love them so much

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yamsgarden · 5 months

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Grim reaper 🍚

#my art #risotto #la squadra di esecuzione #this one was acutally just my base to make color tests #but I do love how it came out

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deusluxuria · 6 months

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( Big Ol' Spoilers: Part 5 / Golden Wind )

This part breaks my damn heart. On the surface, Risotto tells his team to forget about Gelato and Sorbet, but all the while, he seems to be the most broken up about it. He stays at their viewing when everyone else has already left.

(image description: three screenshots from the golden wind anime. the first is risotto saying, "forget about sorbet and gelato." the second is a view of the pews/seats at sorbet and gelato's viewing -- the part of a memorial where the caskets or other remains are typically displayed at most western and european christian-centric memorial services. everyone is leaving except risotto. the third image is the same shot, with only risotto sitting in the pews.)

#i love risotto and his restrained compassion #risotto nero #golden wind #vento aureo #la squadra #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba

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narancias-headband · 1 year

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Calling La Squadra at 3 a.m.

[Sequel to this post kinda]

Risotto

He'll answer right away.

He's probably awake anyway.

He's agreeing to help you before you even explain what you need.

Helping you out with whatever you need really is no bother, unless he's out on a hit. In which case he'll send one of his team members to help out.

When he answers, his voice is huskier and sleepier than usual. Nearly sultry.

"Yes, [Y/N]?" Risotto, I need your help. "I'm on my way."

Formaggio

He's probably sleeping too hard or passed out cold and doesn't even hear his phone.

If he's up, he's more than happy to help you out.

He might be drunk, though, if he is up so late. You'll need to hedge your bets on this one.

If he ends up at your place, he's asking to sleep over. There's a high probability that he crashes on your couch regardless of your answer.

"Why are you up so late? I guess, I am too, but... What do you need, sugar?"

Prosciutto

He's sleeping by now (most nights), but will wake up to answer your call. He's a very light sleeper.

Upset at you for ruining his beauty sleep, but will help you out if he deems it important enough.

If you need him in person, you'll see a rare form: Nighttime Prosciutto. He's dressed in silky pajamas and a fluffy robe, and his hair is in a messy bun. His face is still smeared with remnants of his skincare routine, and he likely has a pimple patch on a spot that he's very concerned could maybe, one day, eventually become a zit.

"And it has to be right now? *sigh* Well, I guess it can't be helped. I'll be there."

You are not allowed to speak of this form of Prosciutto to anyone.

Pesci

It may take a couple calls to wake him and finally get an answer, but Pesci is always willing to help out.

Probably the most dependable of the team.

Would literally do anything, even if it's not important.

You can hear him shuffling to get his shoes and jacket on even before you finish explaining what you need.

"Of course I'll help you. I'm already on my way over."

Please thank him for his time and efforts. He doesn't get thank you's nearly enough.

Ghiaccio

Do not call Ghiaccio in the middle of the night unless you're on his good side or literally about to die.

Either way, he's probably still gonna chew you out.

"Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to call me this late?" I need your help with something. "Why the hell are you even awake right now?!"

He's not actually entirely opposed to helping you out and probably will anyway.

All the while yelling at you for waking him up.

Don't mention it in front of the other team members. He thinks it's bad for his reputation somehow.

Illuso

You're gonna owe him big for this.

Of course he'll help you, he'll be your knight in shining armor any time. For a favor he can cash in later, that is.

Hey, can you help me out? "So you want... A favor from me?"

You can practically hear the smirk on his face when he sees the opportunity.

Will come and do whatever you need in the most dramatic way possible, acting like he's saving your life.

If you think he's not going to hold you to that favor, think again. He's not going to forget that you owe him. He'll cash it in eventually. Probably at the worst possible moment for you.

Melone

Calling Melone at 3 a.m. is a risky move. Sure, he's more than willing to do what you need from him, but he's also pretty sure it's actually a booty call.

Mel, I really need your help. "Darling, don't be ashamed to ask me for sex." N-no, Melone, I actually- "I'm on my way."

Will show up at your place wearing next to nothing. Like he doesn't just wear that anyway.

Takes a lot of explaining that no, you weren't calling to bang, and yes, you actually want his help.

Once he gets what you're really after, he's happy to help you out. Does so kindly and genuinely.

Will ask if you'd fuck him as payment for the favor, mainly just to make sure, once again, that you didn't want that in the first place. Thankfully, he's not super insistent by the end.

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oddverse · 10 days

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What if Melone and Prosciutto were BOTH raised in churches. Melone was orphaned later than Prosciutto but he took to the Catholic lifestyle well before watching a 3rd guy die and it changed his life. Yes this is related to your maidsciutto and maidlone post

it is CANON to me that these two knew each other as kids

Baby bro Melone being cared for by Prosciutto most their lives

#UNDERCOVER MAIDS HOWEVER!#these two are just the designated ladies and melone revels in it #but but but I do love headcanoning la squadras relationships #I need fugo/narancia but swap with melone and pro-#pre Ghiaccio and Pesci probably had these two AND Gelato buddying up #the blondessssss

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