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phoneduk · 4 months

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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]

Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"

Dick: "sure!"

Random TT: "what are your names?"

Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"

Random TT: "...excuse me?"

Jason: "it's the idiot's name"

Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"

Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"

Jason: "Oliver Queen"

Tim: "Lex Luthor"

Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"

Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"

Tim: "what he said"

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #roy harper #connor kent #conner kent #jayroy #birdflash #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #oliver queen #lex luthor #batfamily #batfam #this came to me in a dream

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reebmiester · 5 months

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"Baby Dick going to Bruce after a nightmare" this and "Red Hood breaking into Bruce's window when he's lonely" that WHERE is my fic about full grown 43 year old Bruce walking around in daze at 3am and finding himself in front of Alfred's room that's still in the servant quarters because Alfred never had the heart to move from the one Thomas decorated for him before he died and Bruce not remembering how he got there but waking up tucked into stiff starched sheets and a pistol under the pillow and hearing an assortment of children yelling in the kitchen about starting a search party and Alfred saying they can try but they'll never ever guess where he is

#its 3am having thots #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #IS HIS DAD BTW

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cologona · 4 months

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Thinking about how Damian suffered because Talia believed in a grand destiny for him, and how Jason was given a second chance because of the very same thing. Damian being a full member of the Al Ghul house and having to bear the weight of Ra’s ego -being his heir- for it, while Jason escaped being pulled into Ra’s orbit because he was regarded as little more than an object. Just Talia’s futile pet project.

#recently read a post about how the Al Ghul family is one of generational abuse #the house of Wayne is not so different #Ra’s and Bruce: two patriarchs at the center of their respective families who stand atop their respective power structures #is Talia to Jason what Dick was to Damian? I see it #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #talia al ghul #batman #thots #put a pin on it

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thebatcave45 · 2 months

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Bruce using Batman to check on you

No rating, no warning, just a tiny imagine

You work closely with Bruce Wayne at Wayne Enterprises. Most of the time, Bruce is polite and kind. Some nights though, when he has been a real dick at work and all but refuses to say sorry out of pure stubbornness, Batman appears outside your apartment. Never too close, usually on one of the nearby rooftops, but you give him a little wave if you are out on your balcony reading or on the phone.

You haven't realized the correlation yet, but he knows you will eventually. The wave and lack of tears signal to him that once again you will be ok until he can apologize in person the next day. He could already hear you telling him how you saw Batman again. He'll give you an eye roll and watch you get frustrated while turning slightly pink from not being believed yet again. It's a pattern he needs to break, but it gives him an excuse to check on you in the evenings. It's as close to you as he can get for now. He doesn't want that to stop just yet.

#bruce wayne imagine #bruce wayne #batman #keaton!bruce wayne #bale!bruce wayne #pattinson!bruce wayne #batman drabble #batman thots

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spideryoink · 4 months

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I’m watching The Batman and I just have some thoughts

Like if they were to do a robin at first I was like oh of course it should be Dick and I would love that.

But Jason would work really well with the story that’s set up with Bruce’s relationship with Selina.

Bruce is forced to expand his perspective- literally looking through the eyes of a woman. Being called out on his narrow minded shit. Only getting the final clue because he listens to someone with a different experience than his.

I think Jason would be a great way for him to continue down that path. Seeing the darkest parts of Gotham through a child’s eyes.

Maybe not adopting him right away just, watching him, like he does. And seeing what Jason has to do to survive and his parents.

Bruce again has to widen his perspective and realize he still has to do more- do something different. Like the whole thing with the renewal fund having good intentions being used for bad. Getting that again thrown in his face in a different way.

Maybe instead of being used as a pawn as Batman he’s used as a pawn as Bruce Wayne.

I just really like getting Bruce to basically get his head shoved into the horrors of the system like how a dog is shown their shit.

#Batman #jason todd #Bruce Wayne #just thoughts #I’m sure someone could expand on this or counter this pls do!#dc #like the have to become more line #and it’s even more painful after Jason’s death #like the whole conversation with Selina is so so applicable to Jason #like the don’t cross that line #thots that plague me

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girly-blogging · 2 years

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clark: what’s a thot?

hal: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the watchtower’s cafeteria*

bruce: here’s the salt, superman.

clark: thanks, B. you’re such a thot!🤓

bruce: *spits out his coffee*

bruce: I’m a WHAT?

hal and barry: *hysterical laughter*

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addie-henderson · 8 months

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Catch me if you can.

Batman gets his rocks off by catching a thief in the bat cave. (of course it's only the love of his life)

A joyous whistled tune echos off the tall walls and soon trailed off. It was dark and gloomy, like the cave always was. the sound of sharp heels hitting the ground was apparent in the silence. A gloved finger ran along the keys of the rather large computer that hung above the head of anyone who could possibly wall the halls.

"wonder if he's overcompensating for something..." you wonder out loud knowing your dig would get at the nerves of your watchful audience.

there's no immediate response that can be heard so the strut around the cave continues with a hand on tour of an extensive weapons artillery. A batarang found its way in between nimble fingers. you take your time spinning in your hand before sticking it into the belt hanging low on your waist.

"oooo, freeze gun." you mutter before grabbing that too.

despite the cold weapon in your hands there's a sudden warmth behind you and you smile. Bruce.

"Bandit." a hand grabs hold of your arm roughly, in a way Bruce would never be seen touching you. careless and hard.

"Batman." you muse, "come here often?"

you both knew the answer. you both knew you were being coy with him.

"I'd like to ask you the same question." his gruff voice came from under the cawl, thought a small smirk makes your stomach flutter.

"you'll have to catch me first, love." you hiss, spinning with a ferocity of someone fighting for their life. you drop low and swing your leg under his sending him tumbling onto his back (he could have dodged. you knew he could have)

He's quick back up to his feet but you're quicker, grabbing a few trinkets off of display before he's back on his feet.

"You don't think I'd actually let you leave do you?"

"We'll find out won't we, Batty boy?"

he lunges forward, without any thought. no slow meticulous planning. only his instincts.

you smile again, this was too easy. the bottom of your heeled boot collides with his armored chest although you know it doesn't hurt him he falls once more and this time you're right on top of him.

"there actually is one more thing I'd like to take with me," you lean close to his face his breath is warm again your lips. "the cowl of the caped crusader."

your lips press to his and he pretend to struggles against you as your greedy hands begin to pull off the only thing keeping you from seeing his face. he throws his weight from under you send your back to the ground and house pinned under his weight.

"I think I'll keep that, thanks." he shoots back. his hand finds your throat and you gasp." I think I'll keep all of it. maybe even you. "

the thought excites you. the idea of being kept here on display like one of his other knick knacks and toys. to be taken down and used and put back like you're no more important than a spare grappling hook or a book of riddles.

"I did-," you gasp searching for the air you're being shorted "I didn't plan for a sleep over, batsy."

he says nothing. figures. he's done enough talking. his hand finds the cool metal zipper in all the leather clinging to your skin and it's not long before the feel of the cold air hits your exposed thighs.

he's just as rough and careless as his fighting when his hand smacks down against your thighs and you jump. a small welcoming whimper leaving your lips. "don't worry. I'll lend you something when I'm through... or maybe I'll leave you like this. I haven't decided."

#cha•°•batman #•°•smut•°•#just a thot #•°•cnc #•°•choking #batman smut #bruce wayne smut #•°•addie after dark #•°•addie does kinktober

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skiplo-wave · 1 year

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Bruce slutty thighs with his bat panties on

#Batman #Bruce Wayne #batman comics #intrusive thots

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kornpuff1502 · 2 years

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not gonna be over this for a while 🫡

#batman #bruce wayne #spoilers #webtoon spoilers #batman and robin #dc robin #jason todd #red hood #red hood: outlaws #webtoon #artemis grace #bizarro #dc comics #they really said jason todd thot era #he’s having his hot girl summer

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iron-sides · 4 months

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been thinking lately about what kind of parent i think bruce is. and i think the thing is. i dont necessarily interpret him as deliberately going out of his way to hurt his kids, right? i think its just a matter of priorities and that they arent that high on his list. gotham will always come first, then the mission, then his morals, then the kids' wellbeing. and i think part of that is that-- because of robin-- he never really sees or treats them like kids.

they are his partners, and that makes them soldiers to him first, people second. he is their field commander before he is their father and thats why its okay to him to lie to them and to hit dick and to fuck them up psychologically. because it is for the good of the mission. because they arent his kids theyre his men. he'll take care of them but in the way a captain takes care of his soldiers. he doesnt want them to be injured not because he hates to see them hurt but because it takes them off the field. he sees gotham as a warzone and in batmans eyes (because bruce wayne hasn't been more than a vehicle for batman since that fateful night) nothing can take priority.

i think thats in large part why he struggles so much as they grow up. if they're growing into adults that means at one point they weren't adults. which means they were children. which means he should never have allowed them on the field. i do find it fascinating that the only child who he was present for their growing out of robin was dick. jason was with the league, and when tim gave up the mantle he was presumed dead. steph never got along as well with him as robin because she was no child and therefore did not take orders like one: she had already reached the point where things begin to go wrong.

i dunno this is all conjecture but i do find this to be his problem. it's not that he doesn't care because he does! he does! but because alfred was never truly a father to him he doesnt know how to be a father, only an army general.

#my thots #bruce wayne neg #idk how to tag this so im not going to #anti-batman #idk i think a lot of his actions and choices make more sense if he sees gotham as a warzone himself as the general and the kids as his #soldiers #and i use the word men deliberately and gender-neutrally btw!#its a whole other post but i think theres a lot to be said for his characterization wrt batgirl and this 'army' thing #i definitely think duke cass and babs dodged a massive bullet tho by not being robin formally #i mean duke was robin in the sense of like we are robin but. you know #bc i think this is very amplified by how closely batman and robin work together #and this is SO interrelated to my opinion that cass or helena would both be better at being batman. bc they dont do this shit #i also think this is tied to his trend of being far more violent when he doesnt have a robin?#like i think that since to him its a warzone. he feels justified in using whatever means necessary to 'ensure he gets home'#nevermind his armor superior weapons and superior skill #i do think it's impossible to read batman as anything other than a metaphor for police violence. well i mean you could but i don't #there's def a conversation to be had regarding hood v batman and similarity to cops but i think batman resembles one far more than hood #even if hood does kill people he doesn't do it the way cops do #but batmans violence without an emotional support child to hold him back.... well.#anyway that's a whole other post lol

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toxic77340106 · 2 years

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#dick grayson #robin #dc robin #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #all women are queens #if she breathes she a thot #lol memes #source: tumblr #humor #women rights #nightwing #richard grayson #jason todd #batfam #Дик Грейсон поддерживает женщин #мем

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phoneduk · 4 months

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My personal Head Cannon is that with Dick being absolutely in love with any and all Gingers, his gay awakening was not Roy or Wally but was in fact the young billionaire that Bruce invited to all of his charity galas (Ted Kord - auburn haired genius inventor aka the loml) Dick followed the man around EVERYWHERE and would talk about him all the time when he was 12/13 to the point where he was just bringing home magazines about the man and Bruce had to sit him down and give him The Talk™️

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #wally west #birdflash #roy harper #i am right #try and prove me wrong #you cant because i am right #ted kord supremacy #pansexual dick grayson

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drowningroane · 2 years

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Every Gothamite knows that Bruce Wayne is a playboy but there's a split it the theory of why Wayne's IQ drops quicker than Supes and Flash in a race.

One is that Wayne is pansexual and landed in every Hero and Villian's bed gaining an alien STD that reduces mental capacity.

The second is that Wayne was exposed to too many villian gases/poisons/etc in all of the ambushed parties he goes to that his brain reverts to age regression of a (horny) teenager.

#gothamite #shower thoughts #shower thinking #shower thots #bruce wayne #DC #dc comics #super heros #Villians #super villians #Playboy Bruce Wayne #Which theory do you agree with?

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vampirevince · 2 years

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#not as funny as i thot itd be but i spent too much time on it 😥#the batman 2022 #the riddler #edward nashton #bruce wayne #shinee

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goingundercap · 2 years

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Batman vs Robin #3 is so bad, I at least had some hope that the former robins could raise some complaints against Bruce and he would actually consider them in some way, but nope. Bruce easily brushes off their complaints and has an even easier time fighting them off because Batman isn't allowed to lose

#batman vs robin #bruce wayne #batman #also Tim's complaint is the whole robin fiasco #despite the fact that he is currently Robin #my thots

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spideryoink · 4 months

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Tim going into robin knowing Bruce and knowing Batman in a totally different way than Jason and Dick before him. Knowing they’re the same person but knowing the personas he creates as different people. Dick and Jason have to get to know Batman but Tim has to get to know Bruce.

Idk but cool idea to explore.

#this is me shouting into the void so maybe I write something #idk going into a situation where you know you’re gonna get hurt vs where you don’t know #it’s painful either way #fun thing to explore with the bats!#don’t get me started on Damian I might cry #Damian goes into the situation stripped bare and expecting it to hurt #WOOF DONT GET ME STARTED #anyways #fic ideas #dc #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #thots that plague me

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