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parsimonius · 2 days

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omg guys I finally uploaded chapter 5 of, “How to be an Older Sibling; Memoir Written by Richard (Dick) Grayson-Wayne” !!! Here’s a snippet of it, hehe.

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Barbara rolls her eyes from behind her glasses, turning to the young woman. “Don’t mind him. That’s Nightwing—pain in the ass number one.” She points to Tim next. “And that’s Robin.”

Babs then turns to Dick, eyes fierce and stubborn. “She..She doesn’t have a name. But she’s been helping us.”

Dick takes in her face, freckles plastered on her checks, green eyes vibrant. He takes her for her word, stepping closer to the girl with no name. “It’s nice to meet you.”

She glances up at his face, lips twisting before tapping her fist to his outstretched hand softly. Dick raises an eyebrow “I don’t think..that’s how you do it?”

Babs laughs from behind him, wheeling closer towards him. “It’s a way to say ‘how do you do’, Boy Wonder.” “

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parsimonius · 1 month

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Jason Todd Fans (and others!!)

There’s a fun little small Indie (home?) project of a live action Jason Todd!! It’s on YouTube linked below if you’re curious to watch their take on Jason!

I believe they took inspiration on the Arkham Knight games and the movie, so any (comic book readers) Shelia haters be aware she ain’t in it 😞

But I think it’s fun and I’m so glad to see my boy getting some love!! Go like and share if ya like it, I’d love to see what they’re willing to do with Jason!! I’ll always support small projects <33

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parsimonius · 1 month

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that swap au by soggywhiskers on twt, they love each other, your honor

i'll post it there tonight, but you guys get to see it rn bc tumblr is very cool

#Would this make vaggie a redeemed sinner??#hazbin hotel #chaggie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie

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parsimonius · 2 months

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gosh okay but listen I love this and I love the fluff but the angst in the beginning OMG THE ANGST,,

THE ANGST IN THE BEGINNING BECAUSE NATSU FORGETS UGH 💔💔

“Lucy! Look! It’s your—-“

Or something simple like, “Lucy have you seen my scarf??”

Natsu not believing she can’t see at first, thinking she’s playing a stupid joke and then breaking down because he thinks it’s his fault and Lucy is angry because she couldn’t stop it from happening and his pity party is pissing her off. He’s upset and wants to run away just like how he couldn’t protect future Lucy

And Lucy is so so upset “you’re crying like YOU are the one hurt! I’m the one who—who can’t go on jobs anymore and, and—“ and she’s just sobbing. (unless we have it that she can’t even do that either—) she wants to go on jobs too! She wants to hang with her friends and fight alongside them and now she can’t—

And Natsu is upset and maybe they fight and don’t talk to each other until Happy or Gray slaps him across the face or fights him and gets him to see that this hurt EVERYONE and “No, Natsu, you can’t go and train alone for another year she NEEDS YOU DUMBASS—“

And then he eventually makes his way back to her apologizing, snot dripping down his nose as he sobs for forgiveness. And then he mentions that she can still go on jobs—that this is a small set back.

Maybe Lucy learns like Toph (Avatar the last airbender), to feel the ground and air and trains with Scorpio on how to feel the earth and manipulate it and gets his star dress and fights blind, or or—

SO MANY IDEAS OMG HAHA

More of my BlindLucyAU because apparently I like to suffer :)

Thanks to @clover11-10 for some of these ideas!! <3<3

#IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS AU #OH MY GOD I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS I SWEAR THIS ART IS SO YUMMY #AHHHHHH #nalu fanfiction #fairy tail nalu

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parsimonius · 2 months

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I think it’s a half n half situation here, because like it’s fun to write about and think about in theory if you’re thinking in Bruce’s POV, but in Jason’s… I like the idea of it just making his emotions and physical body stronger. He still is in charge, but it emboldens his moves. He’s an emotional character, and it’s a cool writing device to use, and in the comics Jason is written very wishy-washy because everyone has their own thoughts on his character.

It just depends I think on how writers wish to write him. That’s what’s fun about fanfic!! It doesn’t have to be canon and you can breath life into characters however you chose. So people who write him ruled by the Lazarus and those who don’t, and some in the middle, they are all technically right! That’s what’s fun about writing 🫶 I’ve written Jason in every kind of way because that’s what writing is about! Experimenting with characters until you understand them the best way for you!

And although some will never read the comics, and some will make up..unique headcanons no matter how annoying some may be, it’s all in fun! Unless you are actively hurting people I think it’s okay to have your own idea on characters yknow? I do admit that sometimes I read something so widely out of canon it makes me go “oh!” But even then, I just move on. Some writings are just not for me. And that’s okay!!

I’m confused by people in the Batman fandom saying pit madness isn’t real. In ‘Red Hood - Lost Days,’ Ra’s al-Ghul not only talks about the pit possibly driving Jason Todd mad, he says it might take decades before it’s out of his system.

#Sorry I just love talking about Jaybird #he’s such a unique character #and although he is constantly written in different ways by different people #his story and preserverance is why I like him #because of the weird way he is written in a lot of canon (and no longer canon) written comics #I finish myself wanting to read ANY headcanon #that’s the beauty of fandom hehe #jason todd #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #red hood #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas

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parsimonius · 2 months

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🥰immediately ordered bc I’m a goober

Jason Todd

Plush Wonderland design

↓ You all chose and I delivered ↓

Only the First 30 orders can enjoy the 20% discount, with the Discount code--Jason20

#jason todd #dcu comics #dc comic #dc robin #duke thomas #tim drake robin #tim drake #red hood #dc comics #dc plush #dcu #batboys #batman and robin #batman

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parsimonius · 2 months

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Lilith lore by yours truly! <33 two new fics that I’m sure will make your head spin!!

Summary for more than anything:

Threats of violence is something Lilith is used to. After all, it kind of came with the whole defying God shtick.

But she would not let them touch Charlie. Even if it means leaving.

Or; The next installment in the series, where we learn what caused Lilith to finally leave, and what Heaven has been up to since they fell.

Summary for stick it to the man:

It's been years since she had left Lucifer, hiding away Charlie from the underworld to protect her.

But every year the angels get closer and closer, a looming threat against their lives. Lilith knows what she must do—the very same thing she has been telling herself she would one day have to do after finding out that Lucifer and Charlie are still angels at their core.

She was going to make a deal.

Or; Lilith makes the deal to leave her family for good.

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parsimonius · 2 months

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THIRD FIC BABYYYY. It’s good trust me, I touch in on Lilith’s character. (Trust me trust me)

Summary;

Lucifer was going to confront Lil. Had to, after the knowledge he had learned that Charlie's wings were not being cleaned correctly.

But he hadn't expected this.

Or; The continuation of the first and second fic, where we find out Lilith's motives for keeping Charlie's wings a secret, and perhaps that love may conquer all until it doesn't.

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parsimonius · 2 months

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I wrote another fic I’m so down bad someone stop me

Summary;

Charlie doesn't see her Dad much anymore, so she tries to spend as much time as she can with him when she's able to.

If that means convincing him to stop her bath so that he can clean her wings, then so be it!

Or; the continuation of my first fic, where Lucifer and Charlie bond over cleaning their wings and Enochian.

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parsimonius · 2 months

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bad news I wrote about Hazbin Hotel guys I’m so fucked I can’t start a new obsession I still have to finish my 18k fic of fairytail I haven’t posted and my dick Grayson fic guys help

Anyways check out the fic bc why not, if anyone else has fun ideas about Charlie throw them my way bc I’m in love with her and I need more fics of her being a badass and lovable good WITHOUT the Alastor ship she has VAGGIE GUYS. Anyways, here’s the summary:

Charlie isn't supposed to talk to her Dad--Mom's orders.

But maybe...Maybe just this once she can listen to him sing. Just this once!

Or; I headcanon that Charlie and Lucifer can speak in Enochian, and let them get to bond a little.

#hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin vox #hazbin husk #hazbin spoilers #hazbin vaggie #my fics #fics #fic stuff #my fic #fic writing #fic rec #fan fic

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parsimonius · 2 months

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I need this as a complete fic rn. Please. Please. I need dual POV of Bruce and Jason and it’s no angst just fluff. I need it. I need Jason coming home injured and Bruce butting his head against Jason until Jason bandages himself, Bruce sitting in Jason’s pockets, curling around his head as he bats his son’s helmet to alert danger. I need Jason to slowly grow confused when Batman stops coming out to fight him, I need him confused why Dick is in Gotham because Dick was never in Gotham the whole time he was Red Hood. I need Tim Drake following Red Hood bc he’s unsure but he KNOWS Jason was the reason for Bruce to be missing, and somehow they end up bonding awkwardly looking for Bruce but Bruce refuses to say anything because this is what he wanted!! He wanted his sons to get along.

And ofc Dick finds out where Tim is hiding every night because Dick has been looking for Bruce, and crashes the party and now he’s chilling with a crime lord and a child trying to find his stupid father. The whole time no one knows about Bruce and Bruce refuses to change back (perhaps as time goes on his senses as a human are dulled as a cat?) and no one knows that Jason is RH other than Bruce (the cat lmao). Pls pls pls.🙏🏻

Cmon it sounds awesome right? Every other chapter is Cat Bruce and Jason POV and it’s just a fun fic of what-ifs🙏🏻who needs angst when we can have a funny reveal fic! This reminds me of the miraculous fics/comics I read yearssss ago where Adrien would turn into a cat on accident and marinette would take him in and he would find out she was ladybug lmaoooo

Anyways. Fic! Fic? Please😗☝🏻

Newly crowned Crime Lord Red Hood stops in an alley. There’s a black cat there, lots of fur where he looks bigger than a normal cat. It’s eating a burger on the ground. It reminds Jason a little bit of himself. All alone, fending for itself.

Jason takes it back to his primary safe house with him. And it’s a cat, so he takes off the helmet and the domino around the fluffy animal. He chuckles to himself when he named the cat Batman.

And for two weeks, he had no idea that the cat was, in fact, Batman.

#tim drake #dick grayson #I swear this would be awesome #if I was a better more functional writer I would write this myself #sadly I am busy and lose interest in writing quickly #so like #PLEASE SOMEONE DO ITTTT

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parsimonius · 2 months

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the duality of (my) man 🥰

jason todd during his red hood era was so right. shifting your mindset from “im going to kill myself” to “no YOU ALL should kill yourselves” really is the cure-all for depression and suicidality. we should all learn from him 💛

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parsimonius · 3 months

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omg hi I haven’t written in a lil I’ve been busy freaking out over legit everything but I wrote a little more of my dragon Natsu and princess Lucy fic that I refuse to post bc I’m nervous it’s boring

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“Can you grab the bandages, Natsu?” She asks, completely forgetting to add Prince to his name until she looks up. But he’s already tossing the empty stick that once held her fish into the flames, moving to grab the bandages next to Gray.

He finds it after a second, grinning before tossing it towards her. She catches it (somehow), before unraveling and sticking it to her leg. It’s sloppy, and nowhere near as perfect as Lokes, but it’ll do for now. It helped that this..Wendy girl—was great at making salves. She couldn’t even feel the slight stinging sensation she had gotten used to since this morning after falling.

She finishes up, giving it back to Natsu, who seems to have fun tossing it until it hits Gray in the head, who turns to glare before looking away quickly because her pant leg was still up.

“You can look, boys,” She says as she rolls her eyes, pulling her pant leg down. Gray and Gajeel sigh before their heads turn back towards her and Natsu. She glances at Natsu. “If they turned to look away, why didn’t you?”

Natsu looks at her; confused. “Why would I?”

Gajeel laughs, “He ain’t got a single shred of respect nor dignity in that ol’ lizard brain Princess. That’s why.”

“Hey!” Natsu yells, going to stand up, his fist turning to flames in the span of a second. Lucy jumps in surprise, but Natsu must notice, because the flame is quick to go out as he slumps back down on the log. ‘Tch.”

Gray yawns, rubbing his eyes. “While I’d love to watch Natsu get his ass beat, I’m tired. Who is first watch?”

Gajeel yawns at the same time. “Natsu and the Princess can. I doubt he’ll sleep for a while.”

“I am right here,” Natsu crosses his arms. Gajeel raises an eyebrow before he turns to go towards one of the three tents set up where Gray is already moving towards, waving his arm lazily. “Whatever…”

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parsimonius · 3 months

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John Dory is me he’s me guys he’s me older sibling trauma omg he’s me I won’t be shutting up about this

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parsimonius · 4 months

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can-can we have a sfw jason todd zine pls😗🙏🏻I’m willing to be a writer on it pls🫶🫶pls🫶🫶guys pls, there was a Nightwing one, and a Red Robin one, and even a Robin (Damian) one. The only other Jason Todd was nsfw and I want just him being himself w his fam and friends. Please can we have one where it’s all about Jaybird pls if anyone is a mod they should totally start one and then tell me pls

We could have Robin Jay, or do AUs like when he gets transported in time, or time reversal Aus, or he joins the batfamily later, or he meets Tim drake as a kid or Dick adopts him young, or he comes back and decides to not kill Joker but legally get Bruce in jail, or even keep it all canon and draw him with bizarro and Artemis and Roy and—-

Guys PLEASE REACH OUT I CANT MOD BECAUSE IDK HOW, BUT I WILL TRY MY BEST PLS TO HELP PLS🥹 (EDIT: And if ur willing to be an artist/writer/mod/buyer lowkey SAY SOMETHING because pls guys I have money to donate, just not the brains to mod :( )

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parsimonius · 4 months

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New Fic!? Watch out for tags!

Teaser ofc!:

Jason was supposed to be home hours ago.

But Jesse had pulled him aside on his way home from school, talking about a steal that he “just couldn’t miss, Jay!” and so he had used one of the working girl’s phones to call up his neighbor to inform his (probably drugged out) mom that he would be home late.

And so he had chucked his backpack held together with duct tape and spite to the side, and had gotten to work on this so-called amazing steal.

And what a steal it was.

Batman’s car. Expensive, with alarms and threats of violence, sat in a dingy alleyway close to his home. Batman’s car—the very same man who beat up criminals for fun late at night. The man that would probably beat him to a pulp if he got caught.

#batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #batfam #tim drake #tim drake robin #dc robin #dc universe #alternate universe #canon divergence #canon divergent au #character death #yeah it’s a tough read be aware haha #whumptober!#yes I’m still doing that….slowly..

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parsimonius · 4 months

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me trying to staying fixated on Batfamily so I can finish my writings instead of falling back into my middle school obsession with Nalu:

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