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yonkimint · 2 years

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The End is You and I [Taehyung x Reader]

25. A Bad Vibe ✎

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“And of course the boys swept the competition,” y/n explains, falling back on Jiwoo’s couch with a definitive plunk. Bogum, Hana, and Mina are still staring wide eyed at the posh Seoul apartment Jiwoo’s husband to be picked out for them. Jiwoo herself has ‘oohed’ and ‘ahhed’ through her sister’s entire play-by-play but now she circles around the loft to offer drinks to her new guests.

y/n snuggles an obnoxiously tasseled throw pillow to her chest and beckons for Bogum to sit beside her. He grins at her, eager to be near her, and settles obediently beside her. Mostly, y/n is thrilled by his presence but there is still a small part of her heart that twinges. Why couldn’t Tae want her like this? As soon as the intrusive thought rises up, she shoves it back down.

To hell with Tae, she thinks but she knows that hating him isn’t in the cards either. She boxed herself into a paradox trying to keep him in her life without revealing her feelings. They are growing apart but they’ll never leave each other’s lives. She’s stuck in Kim Taehyung limbo.

She shakes her head as if this will remove him from her brain and reaches over to take Bogum’s hand in hers. His palm is warm and she likes the way his long fingers tangle through hers easily as if they are meant to slot together. It’s only been a week but it’s easy to be with him.

y/n doesn’t admit to herself that it’s only been easy because Tae and Bogum have yet to cross paths.

Jiwoo pulls y/n out of her muddled thoughts with a glass of chilled red wine and a warning, “If you spill that on my pillows, the hubs might kill you. He’s already mad that I spent so much money on them!”

“Is he coming tonight?” Mina asks from the kitchen where she’s taken up post assembling a charcuterie board.

Jiwoo sighs, “He said he’d try but knowing his boss, he won’t be home anytime soon.”

“Sucks,” Mina sympathizes. y/n loves Mina. She always seems to know when to keep her comments short and when to pull out the dramatics. Maybe she’s learned this from having to deal with Jin’s antics all this time or maybe she’s always been this way and that’s why they work. Either way, y/n is happy they got together.

“What does he do?” Hana asks politely, her gaze trained on Jiwoo’s mini art collection.

Jiwoo laughs and sips her own wine before answering, “He is a boring, old businessman and he’s my favorite person on the planet!”

“He’s literally the Bruce Wayne of businessmen,” y/n amends, “By day, he is boring. By night, who knows what he’ll do.”

Hana, Bogum, and Mina are intrigued by this mystery man.

“Is he some kind of vigilante?” Bogum asks.

“He’s crazy and he’s rich. He took Jiwoo to Paris on like their third date,” y/n explains.

Jiwoo jokes, “The man basically bought my love!”

Before any of them have time to unpack Jiwoo’s relationship, the door to the loft flings open and the Boy Scouts traipse inside. None of them feels out of place in this apartment which is basically an extension of the Jung household and therefore home to them but they still all stop to greet Jiwoo first.

y/n tries — she really does! — not to notice Tae as he walks through the door but how can she not? She’s been aware of his presence since they met in grade school and it’s not as if she can turn off her Tae Radar with a snap of her fingers. She’s tried.

Instead, she squeezes Bogum’s hand and pulls him to his feet so they can greet the other Boy Scouts together. She starts with Hobi, butting her head against his chest like she used to do when they were little. He laughs, ruffling her hair, and pulls her into a side hug so she doesn’t have to break her tether to Bogum.

“You were amazing up there!” she whispers excitedly, “And I think I overheard a scout with the Korea National Ballet say he was interested in you!”

Namjoon, overhearing this, slings an arm over Hobi’s shoulders and confirms, “Our Hoba was approached by several talent scouts tonight actually!”

y/n doesn’t miss the way that Hobi’s eyes flicker to Yoongi at this announcement nor does she miss the way that Yoongi beelines for the kitchen to pour himself a drink. She bites her lip, already brainstorming how she can course correct this.

“That’s amazing, Hobi!” Bogum says, giving him a congratulatory slap on the shoulder.

“Thanks!” Hobi laughs.

“The rest of you were fantastic too,” y/n says. She gives Jimin a purposeful wink so he knows her comment is very much directed at him. He danced his heart out up there and she knows how important it was for him to win. He blushes and covers his face at her compliment.

The boys all clamor to talk over one another about the competition after that and soon they’ve drifted all around the loft to chat. It isn’t long before their back-up dancers arrive and then several more friends from school and work join the fray as well. y/n is just about to settle back on the couch with Bogum, proud of herself for having successfully avoided Tae, when an all too familiar grip circles her wrist and spins her back around.

They haven’t talked one on one since the night he texted her about her first date with Bogum and she can see the pain in his eyes. It makes her heart leap into her throat and she hopes he can’t read her face as easily as she can read his.

“Do I not get a congratulations from my best friend then?” he asks. Hana swats his arm.

“Don’t be so aggressive, Taebear!” she scolds.

“TAEBEAR!” Jungkook roars from a few feet away and then makes a gagging sound. Tae’s eyes tighten, the only indication he’s embarrassed, but Hana covers her mouth with visible regret that she’s spoken the pet name in firing range of his buddies. y/n would like nothing more than to gag too but she can’t leave Hana to be embarrassed and she immediately diffuses the situation.

Rolling her eyes, she leans up on her tiptoes to wrap her free arm around Tae’s neck, the other still firmly tethered to Bogum, and pulls him close. She means for it only to be a short hug. She means to slap him on the back of the head for being so dramatic but he wraps his arms tightly around her and pulls her other hand free of Bogum.

“I miss you,” he whispers in her ear like the whole party isn’t watching them. Like he hasn’t just yanked her away from her boyfriend who he still hasn’t introduced himself to. Like his girlfriend isn’t right there.

“Yeah, yeah,” she replies loudly and, though she’d gladly stand there forever with his arms around her and his breath hot on her ear, she is apparently the only one of them with any decency for the people around them, “Congratulations or whatever!”

She turns back to Bogum to find his usually genial expression replaced with stone. She tosses her head, grinning at him, as if to say, ‘get a load of this guy, am I right?’ Thankfully it works. He holds out his hand to her and quickly twines their fingers together again.

“Oh yeah, you’re the L word guy, right?” Tae asks, leaning around y/n to greet Bogum.

Bogum lifts an eyebrow at y/n and she shrugs. The boys shake hands as Bogum agrees, “Yeah! I guess I am! It’s nice to finally meet you. Tae, right?”

Tae clutches at his chest, pretending to be wounded, “She didn’t tell you about me? I’m only her favorite person ever!”

Why is he being so dramatic? y/n would rather bury herself alive than deal with this second hand embarrassment. She scowls at him, hoping it’s enough warning to get him to shut up, but Tae only winks and

presses on, “it’s kind of weird that you said the L word to her before you ever met her, don’t you think?”

Somewhere further away y/n thinks she hears Jiwoo mutter something about murder.

“You don’t think she’s appealing enough to be loved at first sight?” Bogum counters. A hush falls over the room.

“Of course she is,” Tae agrees. y/n does not like this stand off that’s going down. She looks helplessly to Hana as if this girl can somehow rein in her man but y/n knows better than anyone that Tae can’t be stopped once he gets going. “I just find it suspicious that you would say it to her so quickly. Kind of makes it seem like you have ulterior motives, you know?”

“I can assure you I don’t,” Bogum says evenly. He even manages a smile.

Hana pats Tae’s arm, sensing an opportunity to pull her boyfriend away from a pissing match, and says, “Let’s go get you a glass of wine! We should celebrate what an amazing job you did tonight!”

Everyone in the loft seems to let out a simultaneous breath and the party resumes.

“I think he likes me,” Bogum says, only the slightest hint of sarcasm in his tone. y/n laughs, pulling him after her to Jiwoo’s balcony so they can get some fresh air, and agrees, “Oh, you’re like his favorite person ever, I can tell!”

The music and chatter of the party waft across the balcony when the back door opens. y/n has carefully been studying the city skyline with Bogum but they both look up at the noise. Hana and Tae step through the door waving politely to the couple. y/n waves back, a signal that they can join them, and then quickly turns to Bogum.

“If he goes off again, we’re leaving, okay?”

Bogum tucks a loose strand of hair behind her ear and smiles, “It’ll be fine, y/n, he doesn’t bother me.”

They had spent the last fifteen minutes or so talking about her best friend’s bizarre behavior and while y/n was utterly confused by it, Bogum had a feeling he knew exactly why the boy would be reacting that way. Romantically or not, Tae was jealous but Bogum was old enough now not to be fazed by the antics of jealous boys. Who wouldn’t be jealous of the guy who won the heart of a girl like y/n?

“Hi,” Hana chirps, sliding onto one of Jiwoo’s wicker benches. y/n returns her warm smile before pointedly directing her gaze back to the city without a word to Tae. He sits, chagrined, by his girlfriend and for a few beats all four of them are silent.

“I’m sorry,” Tae finally spits out, “I don’t know what came over me in there but whatever it was, it was no reason to talk to you like that. It’s nice to finally meet you, Bogum, I’m Kim Taehyung.”

Bogum nods, accepting the apology easily enough, and sticks out his hand to Tae. They shake like old friends. The conversation is smooth after that but it’s artificial and y/n wonders if she’s the only one who can tell. Hana and Bogum seem immersed enough, relieved that the tense atmosphere has dissipated but when she catches Tae’s eye, she can see.

He’s putting on a show.

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apotatomashedbybts · 1 month

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Be My Calico Cat

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𓃠 Pairing: Min Yoongi × Park Jimin 𓃠 Side Pairing: Kim Taehyung × Jeon Jungkook | Kim Seokjin × Kim Namjoon | Jung Hoseok × IU 𓃠 Genre: Fluff | Romance | Angst 𓃠 Trope: University au | Mafia au | Social Media au 𓃠 Rating: PG13 𓃠 Updates: every Friday 𓃠 Summary: Yoongi, the I-really-don't-wanna-be-a member of the Seoul's biggest drug cartel, The Hwanggeum, has been blaming himself for the past fifteen years for the tragedy that happened to Jimin. But a fateful turn of events brings them face to face. And they find themselves uncovering the truth that throws Yoongi off the pedestal on which Yoongi has been balancing his life till now.

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sharkgirldick · 4 months

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they wrote 'youre a mean one mr grinch' while thinking about you

That song is a banger and plenty of people want the Grinch carnally, 4/10.

#text post #ask #vee-creation #fake anon hate #hey is your username a reference to the Pokemon move V-Create?

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rachelblairy · 3 months

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settle a debate please :

#polls #poll #text #txt #ok to rb #i was asking kira to make me ramen and had to explain that i didn’t like the broth because my first girlfriend made it without it #and i didnt realize it was supposed to stay in til i was like 23 #but we were talking about being in the milk carton generation #and how some girl got KIDNAPPED from her street in 2nd grade #so her dad had her 16 yr old brother ‘fake kidnap’ her and let her do anything she could to get away #and I’m THE WEIRD ONE ? no #one of us is truamatized one of us is v privileged #anyways #these tags could be a lot im sry

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izzy-b-hands · 6 months

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I. I think I have a decent finished draft for the first day of the upcoming Our Flag fan event with those drag based prompts that's coming up later in the month but. Oh. I made myself sad for Izzy in the process 🥺

#text post #it's sad in like. a bittersweet way #Izzy's had Ed break up with him again along with Stede (they're a package deal and a package break up too)#and it's implied he's been doing shows for a bit now with John and the rest of the crew at Jackie's in this modern au version of things #and inviting them every time but the two of them often don't show or are late #the day one prompt is roses so i had it be that the show theme is flowers with izzy set to sing la vie en rose BUT #after stede and ed show they aren't paying attention/really caring abt the show or making it to it #he switches his song to Roses by Adam Lambert (read the lyrics and you'll see why i chose it)#and has Archie and Jim help him rig up one of those fake vomit kits you can hide in your sleeve and control with a button #because he's also adding the hanahaki trope to the performance to essentially force himself to vomit out his feelings #abt ed and stede and their lack of care onstage. the 'vomit' is just rose water and crushed v tiny rose petal fragments #and he performs beautifully and the crowd Gets It even if they don't obviously know all the details #and then as he staggers backstage in that post dramatic performance haze #he sees a huge arrangement of roses left on his spot in the dressing area that are clearly so expensive as to be from ed and stede #implying that even after they promised again really this time to make it #they didn't. and all that he got was roses. to quote the song lol #i desperately want to publish it now but i think i should wait until the day of the prompt even if they allow early publishing #It could probably use another edit first anyway that i can do in the meantime but. yeah.#went in to write something fun and Oops All Sad instead 😭

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secretsecretbunny · 10 days

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Hii! I love your work <3

I'm wondering if you could do what would my snapchat look like if Taehyung was my bf?

Thx :)

thank you 🥹 here you go, pookie!! I hope you like it 💕

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whyse7vn · 9 months

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LOVE OCTAGON? -

[ ot7 x reader ]

YOUNG FOREVER

8 participants - 8 online

———————————

hobi: just did 8 push ups i’ll smack the shit out of anybody rn

jin: if you were a girl i’d be into that

jk: pls don’t hit me

tae: thought he liked men

jimin: could of fooled me

jin: ??????

namjoon: glad to see ur working out again hobi

hobi: what’s that supposed to mean??

namjoon: i’m glad to see you working out again?

y/n: can i watch?

jk: i want you so bad omg

y/n: ??

jk: sorry i was hacked

yoongi: did one of you order food to my house?

jk: no i wasn’t

tae: MY BURGER IS AT YOUR HOUSE???

OH MY GOD I THOUGH I WAS SCAMMED I WAS SO UPSET

jimin: eat it yoongi

tae: DON’T

pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

send it back to me pls i’m begging

i’m literally starving

and shaking

jin: i think you should give it back to him yoongi could be his first meal in months

hobi: real

yoongi: threw it away

tae: WHAT IS UR ISSUE??????

yoongi: you

hobi: namjoon do you want to fight?

jk: do you want me back?

jimin: shut up

tae: don’t expect to hear from me ever again bitch

yoongi: oh nooooo

namjoon: fight??

y/n: can i watch?

jin: this is stressing me out

someone give me a fun fact to calm me down

namjoon: um

hobi: xikers are the first 5th gen group

tae: that sounds like a disease

jimin: thought we would never hear from you again

yoongi: good things never last

jin: 5TH GEN??????

ARE YOU SILLY

THATS A THING??

THAT FACT DID NOT CALM ME DOWN AT ALL

jimin: ofc tae’s talking about diseases again

tae: am i wrong tho??

omg i got xikers rn

i’m itching soooo badddfd

pls i need to go to hospital the xikers on my back are killing me

namjoon: stop talking

tae: i’m not wrong

jk: are you ok tae?

what is xikers

it sounds bad

tae: i’m dying

pls remember me

jk: WHAT 😨

i will bro 🥺

y/n: he’s lying to you

jk: i’m not i swear i’ll remember you forever and ever

y/n: tae is lying to YOU

stupid

jk: oh

wtf man :/

tae: you never let me have fun

hobi: i want to be 5th gen

jk: but we said we were 4th gen??

namjoon: we are 3rd gen.

yoongi: let’s not do this again

tae: ME FOR 5TH GEN IT BOY

jimin: jimin 5th gen ace

jin: although i’m in shock and disbelief rn i’ll still take on the role of 5th gen it boy

tae: ?????

tf is wrong with you

can you read

i said i’m 5th gen it boy?

let’s vote

come on guys 🤗

yoongi: i vote jin

y/n: jin

jk: ME 3

jimin: ig jin

hobi: jin4thewin

namjoon: jin?

jin: i also vote for jin

tae: burn in hell

jk: y/n 5th gen it girl?

y/n: but i was 4th gen it girl last time

jk: ur right let’s swap

y/n: best 5th gen rapper

it’s an honour really

jk: i will use my 5th gen it girl title to help better the world

hobi: 5th GEN VISUAL HOSEOK

yoongi can take the best 5th gen singer title

yoongi: k

y/n: namjoon best 5th gen dancer?

jk: i agree

namjoon: ??

jin: idk about you but i love my new title

tae: i bet you do

jin: you sound mad

namjoon: again?

tae: i’m not

namjoon: you can take mine if you really want

i don’t care for you guy’s silly little game

jk: THIS IS NO GAME JOON

THIS IS OUR REAL LIFE

hobi: RIGHT

tae: KEEP UR NASTY TITLE I DONT WANT UR PITY FUCK YOU FUVK YOU FUCK YOU

jin: yikes

yoongi: all this shouting for what?

y/n: wow

namjoon: fine

jimin: why did jungkook go live naked

y/n: proof lmao?

jin: right put me off my salad fr

jimin: you were eating a salad?

jin: yeah?

jimin: ok

jin: tf you mean ok???

do you want to fight?

jimin: i’m just surprised that’s all

jin: why??????

jimin: cuz yk…

jin: no i DON’T know

pls enlighten me bitch

jk: i wasn’t naked??

jimin: yes you were

jin: HELLO???

YK WHAT?

jk: i swear i wasn’t

y/n: proof???????

jk: you want to see me naked 🤭??

i’m blushing rn

tae: i was naked once

hobi: this isn’t about you

y/n: tae sent me nudes by email once

hobi: ok this is about you

jk: WHAT????)/£/

jin: by email?

tae: omg why would you tell themmmm

jimin: why would you ever want nudes from that?

tae: that????

y/n: i never asked for them

who do you think i am??

tae: what does that mean??

namjoon: you can literally get arrested for that

tae: kinky

but i did send them on accident

so i’m sure the police would understand

jin: i do not believe that at all

and by email??

how is that an accident

yoongi: right

tae: plus i did look super hot right y/n?

y/n: that not the point

tae: see how she didn’t say no

jk: SAY NO

hobi: send the nudes here i say!

jin: DO NOT

jk: say no before i shoot myself in the head

jimin: wow

namjoon: it doesn’t matter if she thought you looked good or not you can’t go round sending ur nudes to people with without warning

tae: says who?

namjoon: the fucking law?

are you okay?? like that’s common sense

wtf is wrong with you

hobi: joons getting mad oh my god >.<

yoongi: thought we established he has no common sense

tae: i knew telepathically that she needed to receive nudes from me in order to keep living

jin: so you didn’t send them by accident then

tae: accident on purpose it’s all the same thing tbh

y/n: to keep living??

jimin: they are polar opposites actually

tae: omg all of u on my dick rn

don’t be mad i stepped up and you didn’t

jk: i was goONA STEP UP

ITVWAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME

I HATE YOU

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

hobi: jk’s mad this is scary >.<

jin: witnessing the fall the taekook in real time

wow this is truly beautiful

tae: omg chill out??

it’s nothing she hasn’t seen before

jimin: and is that by choice?

jk: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

hobi: wait what?

namjoon: everyone shut the fuck up

jin: look now you made joon fr mad

hobi: sorry namjoon >.<

tae: it wasn’t even my fault

y/n: i’m the victim here don’t be mad at me

jk: DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM JOON

yoongi: i’m tired

jimin: this is a lot to take in

namjoon: taehyung apologise

tae: FOR WHAT?????????

hobi: ur sick in the head

namjoon: now

tae: sorry??????

jk: nasty bitch

tae: y/n let’s tell them about us

jk: what

yoongi: 🤨

y/n: us?

tae: ummmmmmm lol?

she’s normally not like this i swear

she likes me honestly

stop embarrassing in front of the guys babe

y/n: blocking you

tae: are u using me for my body???

i sent you nudes TWICE

hobi: one in a million we are twice 🩷💖

tae: you said i was hot

are we not in love?

yoongi: lol

jk: YOU SENT HER NUDES TWICE???????

OH MY GODDDDSJEJ SOMEONE PLs PULL THE TRIGGER FOR ME IM TOO WEAK TO DO THIS ANYMOREEEENBE

jimin: so like did she ask for the nudes the first time?

y/n: SHUT UP???

jimin: OH MY GODFF YIU TOTALY DID

THE PLOT THICKENS

y/n: namjoon tell them to stop taking

namjoon: stop talking

hobi: wait…

is this the fwb you’ve been talking about for weeks

tae: STOP SPEAKING

jin: wooow ur really sad

jk: OhH MY GODDDD ANd I CONGRATULATED YOU SND EVERYTHING OH MY GODDDHDXUD KILL MEMEME KILL MEMEEEE

y/n: fwb?

we have not fucked

jk: oh thajnk god

yoongi: have you kissed?

hobi: yoongi’s jealous >.<

yoongi: just asking

tae: i don’t want to talk about this anymore

jimin: look he’s embarrassed

they totally have not kissed

tae: bottom lie is that she said i was hot

jk: SHE WANTEF TO SEE ME NAKED BEFORE SO UR NOT SPECIAL

DONT LET IT GET TO UR HEAD

BITCH

namjoon: calm down jungkook

jk: HES A LITTLE SNAKE I WILL NOT CALM DOWN NEVER EVER EVER

I LIKED HER FIRST

yoongi: no you didn’t?

jin: is this a love triangle?

hobi: classic case of a love square

jimin: love square?

y/n: no one is in love

tae: my life is over

y/n: get a grip

jimin: i’m feeling left out put me in the square

hobi: it wouldn’t be a square then

jimin: love pentagon?

jin: make it a hexagon

hobi: wait wtf and me

love heptagon so cute 💞

what about you namjoon?

namjoon: what about me?

jimin: do you want to fuck y/n yes or no?

y/n: oh my god????

jk: YOU BETTER SAY NO

SAY NO

ILL KILL YOU

namjoon: i’m not answering that

jk: GOOD

WAIT WTF ARE YOU TRYING TI SAY YOU DON’T THINK SHES HOT???

WTF IS WRONG WITH yOU???

SHE IS NOT UGLY

namjoon: i never said that

jimin: i’m taking that as a yes

hobi: love octagon 🩷

y/n: what happened to talking about our 5th gen life 🙁

jk: i love 5th gen

hobi: what is with the gc name?

jimin: it’s for jin’s mental health

jin: ur actually decreasing my mental health by taking about 5th gen

jimin: are newjeans 5th gen?

jin: okay so just fuck me then?

yoongi: idk

hobi: I LOVE NEWJEANS

oHUr my OHUR MY GODTT

jin: i don’t listen minors sing

it’s bad for the economy

jimin: just say they make you feel old as shit

jk: i don’t listen to other women sing

y/n: ???

jk: i mean i love when other women sing

i actually only listen to girl groups

tae: he’s lying

because that’s actually me

y/n: shut the fuck up both of you

yoongi: real

y/n: and you

yoongi: ??????????????????????

jimin: LMAO

HE DIDN’T EXPECT THAT

jin: GOTTT HIKMMMMM LMAOSOSOSOIDKEKEKDKDKDK

hobi: i love feminism ❤️

y/n: it’s nice not arguing

namjoon: i’ve been telling you all

jimin: true!!!

hobi: you argue the most

jimin: me???

hobi: yes you

you and jin literally argued 10 seconds ago

jin: don’t put us in the same sentence like that i’m getting uncomfortable

namjoon: the fact that they actually shut the fuck up

what have i been doing wrong

jimin: maybe cuz you don’t have a pussy idk

namjoon: did you have to be so vulgar?

y/n: vulgar?

what are you 65??

hobi: pussy is power

NOT vulgar

jin: vulgar is such a nasty word like ew vulgar

namjoon: i’m leaving

jin: praise god

namjoon left “young forever”

tae: i love pussy btw

jimin left “young forever”

hobi left “young forever”

y/n left “young forever”

yoongi left “young forever”

jk: personally i think you’re so brave for saying that

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and taekook lived!!

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abcdefgiloveyoongi · 10 months

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You wanting to break up as a joke.

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BTS reaction to their s/o having a particular phobia

Trigger Warning! { Multiple phobias and triggering scenarios }

Jin :

Phobia : Thalassophobia. Thalassophobia is an intense phobia or fear of large bodies of water.

Jin was trying his best to get you to calm down as you hyperventilated on the cruise ship.

Despite him telling you it was okay to skip the trip with his parents, you had insisted on going and were now throwing up every two minutes and passing out every ten.

Just looking at the ocean under you had you gasping for breath and stumbling on your feet.

"I don't understand why you're so stubborn. I knew this would happen, which is why I told you we could skip on the family trip." He patted your back as you emptied your stomach's contents into the toilet.

You gasped for breath as you pulled away from the toilet and shook your head in protest.

"We can't miss our annual family trip because of my stupid phobia, Jinnie. Did you see how excited your parents were? I'd feel too bad to let them down."

He looked at you exasperatedly, and you understood his exasperation. It obviously wasn't fun to constantly be around a human puke volcano. You were about to ask him to leave when your stomach lurched again, jolting you back towards the toilet.

He watched you throw up again and sighed loudly.

"That's it, Y/n. This can't keep going on for the rest of the trip. I can't let your health be affected like this. I'm calling for a helicopter, we're leaving."

"No!" You reached for the phone in his hand but he dodged your hand and backed away.

"We can't leave. I'm sure I'll be fine if I rest for a few hours."

"Stop fooling yourself." He frowned, typing in a number onto his phone.

"We've been here for two days and you've barely kept anything down your throat. I see how weak it's making you and I'm not going to sit here and let you have your way about this. So just shut up and do as I say."

"But your parents-"

He interrupted you mid-sentence.

"My parents won't mind. Now go pack your things while I make this call."

All you could do was pout and head back to your room, but you were secretly grateful that you didn't have to be on a water body anymore.

Yoongi :

Phobia : Thanatophobia. Fear of death/dying/losing someone you love.

Being in a relationship with you wasn't an easy affair. You knew that very well. It made you appreciate your boyfriend, Yoongi, even more, because you knew how things could escalate with you in a flash of a second. He generally wasn't the type of person to constantly text, call, or physically be available for someone all the time but he did it for you.

Your crippling fear of losing him was the least of his concerns. Your violent nightmares wherein you would wake up screaming and thrashing, spells of zoning out at random times during the day, and forgetting to eat proper meals was what had him tossing and turning at night.

You didn't know what or who played a factor in you developing such an extreme phobia but having people constantly walk out on you all throughout your life must have had something to do with it.

You were having another one of your episodes where you would physically cling to him and refuse to let go, all the while crying and begging him not to leave you. This one was triggered by an Instagram post.

"Baby, I'm not going anywhere. Please, stop crying."

He held you in his arms, on his lap, as you cried into his chest.

"You're just going to leave me like everybody else. I know you are. I know, I know-"

"Shh." He cupped your face in his hands, interrupting your words.

"I've promised you before and I'll promise you again. I'm not going anywhere, jagiya. I'll always be right here by your side."

He rocked you in his arms like a baby, giving you time to calm down and recollect yourself.

Once you had calmed down, you were embarrassed to even look at him. You felt so needy and clingy, it made you cringe.

But he never once complained, instead, he would smile his beautiful gummy smile at you and reassure you some more.

"I'm sorry, Yoon." You hung your head in shame.

"Aniya, don't apologize, you've done nothing wrong."

You looked up at his smiling face and felt your love for him burst in your chest. You couldn't believe you had managed to find someone so gentle and caring.

"I love you."

Hoseok :

Phobia : Astraphobia. Fear of thunder and lightning.

It was raining quite heavily and you were all alone in the house you shared with your boyfriend, Hoseok.

Hoseok was at work and you were curled up in the living room sofa, your hands pressed tightly to your ears. The night was dark and what started out as a small drizzle, had turned into a full blown storm.

Your phobia of thunder was making your heart ram in your chest.

You dialled your boyfriend's number and he immediately answered.

"Hobi," you gasped, realizing how hard it was getting for you to breath normally.

"Jagiya, I know you're afraid right now. I'm leaving the studio now and I'll be there as soon as I can."

He hung up before you could say anything else. You tossed the phone aside and shut your eyes to focus on your breathing.

A loud clash of thunder sent a shiver through your body and you instantly folded your knees to your chest and buried your face in your thighs.

Please stop, please stop, please stop, you chanted the words in your head like a mantra.

Your mind started to imagine grotesque scenarios of you getting hit by lightning and the house catching on fire. You shook your head to get rid of the thoughts but they wouldn't leave.

You felt a panic attack coming as your lungs squeezed in your chest, contracting your airway. You gasped for breath for a while before dark spots started to form in your vision.

You were at the brink of passing out when the main door slammed open and Hoseok came running in, completely soaked from head to toe.

He ripped his shirt off his body and threw it aside.

"Baby I'm here!"

He immediately engulfed you in a warm hug, holding you as closely to his chest as possible.

He knew listening to the sound of his heart beat calmed you down.

"Everything's fine, everything's okay, you're okay."

He whispered reassuring words to you as he rocked you side to side and caressed your hair.

You slowly relaxed in his arms, feeling your heart steady and your breathing return to normal.

"Aigo, my baby must have been so scared." He smiled down at you and placed kisses on your cheek and temple.

You smiled back at him weakly, "thank you for always being there for me, Hobi."

Namjoon :

Phobia : Trypanophobia. Intense fear of needles.

Namjoon felt helpless while he watched you gasp and sweat as the nurse tried to give you an injection.

You had been sick for a week straight and were refusing to go to the doctor. You knew you'd have to get your blood drawn to see what was wrong with you, but you had a severe phobia of needles.

It took a lot of blackmailing and threatening on Namjoon's part to get you to the hospital.

"I can't do this." You jerked your arm away and looked at your boyfriend with pleading eyes.

"Please, let's go. I'll be fine in a few days."

"Baby," he sighed, "you haven't been fine for a long time. It's really worrying me, you've dropped a lot of weight in only a couple of days. I know you're scared but we need to know what's wrong with you to treat you."

You felt tears prick your eyes sharply, "Joon I can't, every time I feel the needle get close to me I feel like I'm about to throw up and die."

Namjoon asked the nurse to excuse you both for a few minutes and sat on his toes in front of you. He took your hands in his and looked up at you.

"I can't even begin to comprehend how terrifying this might be for you. I won't pretend to understand either. But, I just want you to know that I'm right here by your side, you don't have to be afraid of anything."

Tears streamed down your face as you cried softly. He kissed the knuckles of both your hands and rubbed your thighs comfortingly.

"Think of it this way, the sooner we treat you, the faster this will all be over and you don't have to be sick anymore. No more hospital visits and potential injections."

"I don't want to be sick anymore." You sobbed.

"I know you don't, baby. Let's get this over with, yeah?" He smiled at you encouragingly.

You nodded your head in response. The nurse came back in and Namjoon got on his feet to stand next to you.

You held onto his bicep for dear life and shut your eyes tightly. It was over before you could even think about it.

"My brave girl." He leaned forward and kissed your cheek.

Jimin :

Phobia : Coulrophobia. Fear of clowns.

You and your boyfriend Jimin were sprawled out on the sofa watching tv on a lazy Sunday evening. You were watching a popular sitcom and were in the middle of an ad-break.

You reached for the popcorn tub resting in Jimin's lap. He handed it over to you and you stuck your hand into it, your eyes trailing back to the television screen.

"Let me check the news real quick." He said and changed the channel.

The news was reporting on a murder incident with the perpetrator wearing a clown costume.

You watched in horror as a clip was played in which a clown was axing down an elderly person in their driveway.

Your heart leapt into your throat and you choked on the popcorn kernels.

Jimin immediately realised and switched the channel.

He jolted upright and scooted towards you. He threw an arm around your shoulder and pulled you to his side.

"Are you okay?" He asked worriedly.

You slapped your chest in panic, feeling your airway getting blocked as you choked on the popcorn. Your eyes started to water and burn as you gasped for breath.

"Hold on."

He helped you to your feet and put his arms around you from behind and performed the Hiemlich maneuver.

After a few thrusts, the lodged piece of popcorn shot out of your mouth and you sucked in a large chunk of air.

You flopped back onto the sofa and wiped the sweat running down your temples.

"It felt like I was dying. Thank you for saving me, Jimin-ah."

"I'm just glad you're okay." He sighed, sitting down next to you.

"That thing," you paused, the sight of the clown making you shudder, "it was so scary."

"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have changed the channel." He said, taking your hand in his.

"It's not your fault I have an absurd phobia, Jimin-ah." You chuckled despite not being over the visuals you saw a few seconds ago.

You knew you had to eventually get over this fear and you were taking therapy sessions to overcome it.

"I'm going to get over it." You nodded reassuringly, more to yourself than to him.

He smiled at you, "I know you will. "

Taehyung :

Phobia : Globophobia. Fear of balloons.

You and your boyfriend Taehyung were sitting under a tree in a park, reading a book. You were mostly the one reading, while he just took a nap on your lap. The both of you often frequented this park since it was close to your house.

It was a bright Saturday afternoon, the weather a lot better now that summer was fast approaching.

You read a few more pages before closing the book and putting it down beside you. You watched your boyfriend's peaceful expression as he dozed off, feeling half bad that he had to work so hard everyday.

You trailed your fingers through his fluffy brown hair and smiled to yourself. You loved these tiny moments when you could simply appreciate the beauty of his mere existence and how much he meant to you.

You decided to let him sleep for a little while longer and reached for the book you were previously reading.

Suddenly, a kid came up from behind you with two big, blue balloons in his hand.

Bad memories from your childhood of your stepfather making you blow a hundred balloons for his biological daughter's birthday and then popping every single one of them in your face as he made crude remarks about your body and assaulted you flashed before your eyes.

"Tae," You shook him but he didn't respond.

Hot tears burned your eyes as you watched the kid gallop in front of you, smiling ear to ear and swinging his balloons in the air. Somehow, even an innocent kid seemed like a monster out to get you.

"Tae!"

This time you yelled, successfully waking him up from his slumber.

He noticed the tears streaming down your cheeks and sat up immediately.

"What's wrong?" he looked at you worriedly as he wiped your cheeks.

He followed your gaze and gasped when he realized.

"Don't look at it. Come here," he pulled you into his chest and turned you around such that your back was facing the kid.

"I'm scared." You cried.

"I'm scared he's going to come get me. He's going to hurt me again."

"Shh baby," he cooed into your ear, "no one's ever going to hurt you again. I'm here. I'm going to protect you."

He gently ran his fingers through your hair to soothe you and peppered light kisses all over your face.

He rocked you in his arms patiently and repeated words of reassurance till you had calmed down. It always surprised you how well he would handle your breakdowns.

"Is he gone?" You asked, afraid to even take a peek.

"Long gone, sweetheart. How about we go home and I'll make you some hot chamomile tea?" He asked, helping you to your feet and linking his fingers with yours.

"I'd love that." You smiled, feeling safe and protected with him by your side.

Jungkook :

Phobia : Pteromerhanophobia. Fear of flying.

Jungkook knew getting on a plane with him to fly to one of his concerts was a big deal for you. He was aware of your extreme fear of flying.

It had been over three years since you both started dating, but you hadn't taken a single flight together. Every time he asked to go on a trip out of the country together, you shot down the idea and insisted on staying within the country.

Recently, you had been taking therapy sessions to deal with this fear and were finally taking your first flight with your boyfriend.

"Remember, it's totally normal for your ears to pop as we take off and land, so don't get scared, okay?" He rubbed your arms comfortingly as he prepped you for your first flying experience.

"I don't know why I agreed to this. I'm regretting it now." You breathed, your legs already beginning to shake from fear.

"Baby, all you have to do is breathe. I promise it's not as scary as you think." He said, handing you a brown paper bag.

You stuck it to your mouth and started to breathe in and out rapidly.

The captain announced the take off and that's when you really started to regret getting into the plane.

Jungkook held your free hand and never took his eyes off you.

You felt the plane jerk and start to move slowly.

You heart started to race as your mind started to imagine the worst things possible that could happen. You felt a panic attack coming and tried to breathe it in and out of the stupid paper bag but it didn't seem to help.

Your boyfriend sensed your panic and tried to comfort you.

"Baby we're okay, nothing's happening. We're safe."

You shook your head, "no, we're not fucking okay. Oh my God."

You felt your ears pop as the plane jerked into the air and almost fainted at the feeling.

"We're going to die!" you shrieked, jumping into his lap and burying your face into his chest.

You didn't care if everyone else in the plane thought you were a freak, you had to be held by your boyfriend or you would lose your mind.

"Breathe, baby. We're fine! See? We're in the air and we're stable. Look at those beautiful clouds." He pointed at the window and smiled at you.

You turned to look out of the window and almost passed out. This was even worse. All you could think of was the engine bursting and you plummeting to your death.

"No! I don't want to look at anything. Just hold me, please."

"Arasseo. I've got you." He chuckled and held you by your waist as you put your arms around him and buried your face into his neck.

He showered you with comforting kisses throughout the ride while you remained attached to his chest like a newborn baby.

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