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incquotesx · 1 month
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jimin : goodnight jeongguk
jeongguk : goodnight jimin
jimin : goodnight yoongi hyung
yoongi : goodnight jimin
jimin : goodnight nam-
bangtan : GOODNIGHT JIMIN
jimin :
jimin : [whispers] i love you guys
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incquotesx · 1 month
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jungkook : bitch
jimin : *blocked*
jungkook, calling jimin : wait, unblock me I've something to tell you
jimin : *unblocked*
jungkook : bitch
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incquotesx · 1 month
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stranger : have you ever fallen in love?
yoongi : *watching taehyung swinging from the fan with yeontan barking worriedly below, jungkook and seokjin arguing like seven year olds, namjoon yet again tripping over himself, jimin taking pictures of namjoon mid-fall, hoseok witnessing it while laughing in a very inhumane manner*
yoongi : i can't even fall asleep.
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incquotesx · 2 months
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seokjin : jungkook, do you've any shaving cream?
jungkook : no, i don't like the way it tastes
seokjin : wait-
jungkook : what?
seokjin : do you eat shaving cream?
jungkook : no, why would i eat it, if I don't like the taste?
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incquotesx · 2 months
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jungkook : you can't make everyone like you, you're not namjoon hyung
jimin : what? not everybody likes namjoon hyung
jungkook : who doesn't?
jimin : well-
jungkook, grabs shovel : names, now. give me their names.
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incquotesx · 3 months
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[taehyung and yoongi texting eachother]
taehyung : hello
yoongi : hi?
taehyung : i can't sleep
yoongi : i can, goodnight!
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incquotesx · 3 months
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[jungkook meeting namjoon's parents]
jungkook : I'm a big fan of your work.
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incquotesx · 3 months
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taehyung : why can't dinosaurs clap?
namjoon : because their hands are too sh-
yoongi : because they're all dead.
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incquotesx · 3 months
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namjoon : jungkook, we'll be back by 11, don't wait for us
clock : 11:01
jungkook : that's it! they're all dead. I'm an orphan now. There's no hope for me. I'll live my days begging on the streets-
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incquotesx · 3 months
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jungkook : i cut my finger and it's bleeding
seokjin : just put pressure on it
jungkook, to his finger : if you don't get a job, your family will disown you and no one will marry you
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incquotesx · 4 months
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taehyung : I'm taller
jimin : I'm cuter
taehyung : that's differen-
jimin : people prefer dogs over giraffes
taehyung :
namjoon : jimin has a point though
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incquotesx · 4 months
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tae : i wasn't that drunk
jimin : yeah? when the police came to break the party and asked you what's your name, you pointed at your face and said "google it, bitch"
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incquotesx · 4 months
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yoongi : i live for two reasons
namjoon : and those are?
yoongi : i was born and i haven't died yet.
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incquotesx · 4 months
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jimin : are you sure you're alright?
taehyung, crying : yeah, i-it's just these onions.
jimin :
taehyung :
jimin : those are potatoes.
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incquotesx · 4 months
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jimin : good news or bad news?
namjoon : okay, what's the bad news?
taehyung : the fire we started in our room is out of control.
namjoon, running to call 911 : What!!
jungkook, holding a perfectly roasted pop tart : wow! so you don't even CARE about the good news?!
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incquotesx · 4 months
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[ taekook sitting on a bench ]
namjoon : why do you both look so uncomfortable?
jungkook : sit down with us so we can tell you
namjoon : *sits down*
taehyung : the bench is freshly painted.
namjoon :
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incquotesx · 4 months
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[ coca cola ad ]
bts : taste the feeling. Buy coke now.
hoseok : and sprite
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