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toothblushes · 2 months

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Maybe some day I'll be in a weird enough mental state to talk about my super secret half-f/o lol

#every time I get a tiny bit tipsy I consider it lol #tw//alcohol #Not sure if I would actually even call them an f/o because it definitely doesn't feel as strong as with Habit

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 3 months

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#tw alcohol #resident evil #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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yamujiburo · 4 months

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Ugly

[All comics in order here]

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa comic #jessie #delia ketchum #james #rotom #tw alcohol #my art

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tiktoksthataregood-ish · 3 months

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#video #tiktok #videos #meme #tiktoks #no cc #tw alcohol #unreality

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professorcalculusstanaccount · 1 month

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as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

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lambment · 3 months

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request: "What do your bishops look like and how does the lamb think of them?"

I haven’t decided (or started) on designs yet. As for my lambs opinion, they process everything through humour, I would say this is their surface level opinion on the bishops. There’s obviously the deeper-seated issues they have w them tho.

#cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #the bishops of the old faith #narinder #lambert #leshy #heket #kallamar #shamura #cotl comic #comic #drug ment tw #alcohol ment tw #I hope u can see how the lamb devolved the more tired I got #my artwork #fr au #Fool's Revenant au #Fools revenant au

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sm-baby · 10 days

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TOON AU by @the-amazing-animated-circus

kofi🍾

my heart likes to think he cares, my brain knows that he'd snitch-

#The amazing digital circus #The amazing animated circus #tw: alcohol #pomni #caine #The amazing digital circus pomni #The amazing digital circus caine #tadc pomni #tadc caine #art #tadc #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus fanart #comic

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attyattlaw · 5 months

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like hiring a horse to dogsit

#based on an actual conversation ive had #trafalgar law #killer #massacre soldier killer #op killer #can we just settle on killer's actual tag like actually?#eustass kid #eustass kidd #this may come as a surprise but i was killer in that conversation #ross then proceeded to compute the actual ascorbic acid content relative to my body mass and i just continued drinking #that band au #forgot that tag #tw alcohol

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Bruce: There he is, my sweet baby.

Jason, holding a cigarette and beer: What?

#source: my chemical romance #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw smoking #tw alcohol mention

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gojorgeous · 2 months

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you meet satoru when his class comes to America for a two-week exchange program. You’re part of the corresponding class year, so it’s your and your classmate’s job to show them around and make them feel… welcome.

It takes him all of two seconds after seeing you to decide you’re his wife.

You’re the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. You’re smart, you’re strong, you’re THAT girl. He needs you.

The next two weeks are spent like teenagers. You manage to get Shoko in a dress and a full face of makeup and you get a few shots of vodka in the boys and suddenly you’re out dancing at any club that’ll let you in. The nights are fun, the days are even better. You and your friends take them to every good restaurant in the city and to every park and coffee shop.

You know satoru likes you. It’s obvious. Every time his eyes land on yours you practically see hearts. But… you ignore it. It would never work, anyway. You’re not interested in a one night stand and he’s going back to Japan. And even if he did want a real relationship, his clan would never approve of you. He’s Satoru Gojo and you’re a first generation sorcerer from bum-fuck nowhere with no money or status and nothing to offer but a pretty smile.

That’s what you think until he’s scheduled to be getting back on his plane and instead he’s down on one knee in front of you, begging you to come back with him to Japan and… marry him?

You call him crazy. You’re 18. You live on two different continents. It’s only been two weeks. You-

He cuts you off before you can go any further, telling you to please, “just listen”. Before you know it, he’s sliding a massive rock onto your finger and telling you that you can have… a trial period. Come back to Japan with him, live with him for a year. He’ll pay for everything, buy everything, and he’ll wire five million dollars into your account right now as a “safety net”. If you’re not satisfied with his performance at any time, you’re free to leave.

You’re crying, telling him this is a stupid idea, that his clan won’t approve, that the entirety of jujutsu society won’t approve… and yet you still find yourself saying, “yes”.

The next time you call home you have a lot of explaining to do.

#gojou satoru x reader #gojo x reader #gojo saturo #jjk #gojo fluff #gojo satoru #gojo headcanons #gojo satoru x reader #jjk gojo #gojo x y/n #jjk x reader #jjk x you #bree’s fics #jujutsu kaisen gojo #satoru gojo #gojou satoru x y/n #tw: alcohol

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notherpuppet · 3 months

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Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

#nothing like drunk and messy doodles #pls drink responsibly #especially this weekend since I can’t #have fun in my name #in the doctor bit I was Angel #in the bday party bit I was alastor and it was my roomie’s (Toby) bday #in the bagel incident I was tragically Lucifer and I’m still not over it because it was 2am and Ralph’s was closed and I couldn’t buy lox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #shitpost #my doods #cw: alcohol #tw: alcohol

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bisexualgoth · 1 year

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bonus: say in the tags how old u were in the tags + what's your legal drinking age or, if u never drunk before, feel free to say your age too + why, if you have a reason why you don't drink!

#444 #i was like 14? bc i'm eastern european lmaooo #my polls #polls #poll #alcohol #tw alcohol #cw alcohol

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 30 days

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