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I bet he gets the worst pregnancy cravings known to man
#oh my god the baby’s craving crack that’s so crazy…#round with pups and absolute deadbeat alphas#cw pregnancy#cw substance use#smoking mention#alcohol mention#several of the fathers actually offered for him to stay at their place so they could help but he refused to leave home#refuses to have his babies born anywhere else#the German house and their pack of guard dogs#they just follow him around everywhere#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#aph prussia#hws germany#aph germany#gilbert beilschmidt#ludwig beilschmidt#digital art#my art#fanart
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ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ
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I feel like folks who are disappointed that trying to escalate physical confrontations in Disco Elysium often results in Harry getting clowned regardless of how many points you put into physical skills are not fully grasping the "you are a middle-aged alcoholic with a heart condition who is currently experiencing the withdrawal symptoms of every drug" dimension of the game's premise.
#gaming#video games#disco elysium#harrier du bois#violence mention#alcohol mention#drugs mention#disco elysium spoilers#spoilers
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The road to forgiveness is paved with miles of bullying
#okay this is the last drunk JD art for a while HFJEJFKCJEJEJ#i just cant resist a fail girl#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls branch#branch trolls#branch#john dory#trolls john dory#john dory trolls#brozone#comic#tw drinking#tw alcohol#cw alcohol#alcohol mention#probably should do this for the other ones
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✦ Tipsy ✦
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#Vasco#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#Vasco is mostly alright he may get a little more dumb and reckless but usually manages to drink in moderation and keep his head cool#Machete can't hold his liquor at all and doesn't like the compromised uninhibited and vulnerable state being inebriated puts you in#he usually avoids everything stronger than diluted wine#alcohol mention
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Doodles for the Drunken Gods chapter in TROD
'sorry about accidentally reviving some memories and causing you to have a bit of a mental breakdown. do you wanna eat some pomegrante about it?'
#trod au#the rehabilitation of death#narilamb#cult of the lamb#true devotion#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#doodles#tw blood#cw alcohol#alcohol mention
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"Someody who's good at the economy please help me budget this burger. My family is dying."
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one time on halloween my dad got piss drunk and started talking strictly in effortless rhyme. at one point while doing so, he started talking about his history in war. he has never been to war
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My very not-exciting hourlies.... which I drew kinda late, but thanks to the magic of TIMEZONES I'm still within the limit!
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A self-indulgent comic that plays fast-and-loose with the S1 finale because I have no idea how to work around that. Pages under the cut! Now with a second part.
Only real issue I have with this is the pacing, but it was either rapid pacing or drawing twice as many pages lol. Hope its not a huge distraction anyway :)
#might make more of this when I have more time than I do now haha#rayman#ramon#bullfrog captain laserhawk#dolph laserhawk#captain laserhawk#clh#clh fanart#alcohol mention#three's aground#three's aground comic
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Narrator had wine once (1) now that he has a physical form and immediately became a wine mom cougar.
Stanley is @mr-parable's cute man who Arthur is obsessed with.
#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#narrator tsp#stanley tsp#stanarrator#stanley parable#tsp narrator#tsp stanley#alcohol#alcohol mention#alcohol cw
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One of my favourite recurring tropes in children's and fantasy media is small, whimsical creatures randomly being depicted as extremely litigious. They're three apples tall and live in little mushroom houses and spend their time singing and dancing and making wine out of sunlight and morning dew, and then there's an Incident and suddenly they have judges and bailiffs and a thousand years of abstruse jurisprudence which they cite from a big book of statutes and precedents which is just regular size in human terms but is comically large to them. Like, where did all this come from? To all textual evidence there's like twelve of you – how do you have bureaucracy?
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bud light candle ..
at an antique store in az
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