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faithshouseofchaos · 3 months
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idk if u already wrote something similar BUT hear me out, for the lestappen x reader could you write something about how the world found out about it? I think it would be hella interesting if during a gp weekend Charles is too needy and can’t wait until they are to the hotel so he kinda like kisses and make out with reader thinking they’re good hidden but someone spots them, takes and posts the pictures?
And then just them having to explain no one is cheating on anyone
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Secrets out— Lestappen x reader
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You Max and Charles were all in a secret relationship but only you and Max were publicly dating each other. You and Max would love to be able to go out publicly with Charles but it’s not possible. So the three of you would have to settle for the secret meetings and the security of the hotel room.
“Max I need to go” you giggled prying yourself out of Max's hold.
“Go where?” He asked
“To see Charles he hasn’t stopped texting me” you tell him.
“He’s so Spoiled and needy” Max grumbles letting you go.
“I wonder why he’s so spoiled and needy” you retorted “but seriously I got to go see him before he loses it” you said giving Max one last kiss.
“Tell him I said to behave” max said as you left his drivers room to meet with Charles.
When you saw Charles he gave you one of his infamous shy smiles. He pulled you in for a hug and you squeezed him tightly as you pulled away.
“Hi Charles” you smiled kissing him on his forehead
“Max hopes you’ve been behaving” you said joking
“I always behave” he mumbled
“Max seems to think differently” you said “he also said that you’re spoiled and needy” you added as Charles backed you up to the wall.
Charles grinned slightly pushing you gently against the wall but being careful not to push you too far as he didn't want to hurt you. He chuckled slightly at the comment about being spoiled and kissed the side of your neck.
"I can't help it if both him and you spoil me"
"Besides" Charles said pulling you closer to him "aren't you just a tiny bit spoiled too?"
“I'm spoiled , I think you have the wrong girl,” you say.
His eyes narrowed in amusement as he looked at you. Then he smiled. "Oh you're definitely the correct girl... and you are definitely spoiled. Don't deny it."
"You love the attention and the affection you get from both me and Max" he said placing his hands on your waist
"Let's both be honest about that"
His words made your cheeks blush slightly and you looked down shyly from his gaze. Your silence told Charles that the statement was true as he chuckled softly at your reaction.
"I know I'm being a bit teasing but it's true" he whispered into your ear.
“I can’t deny it at all” you grinned “Max is so attentive and makes me feel loved and I do like the attention and affection from you as well it makes me feel special and safe” you confessed your cheeks still red from embarrassment at the teasing.
Charles smirked seeing that you agreed he was correct in his assumptions about you “You like the attention you get from us both don’t you?” He said softly, his breath tickling your ear.
“Can you blame I’m dating two of the hottest f1 drivers anyone would the attention from the both of you” you admitted
“So you are also needy and spoiled and what did you mean by telling me to behave?" He asked as he moved his hand to the back of your head and pulled you into a passionate kiss.
You wrapped your arms around his neck pulling him closer to you. His lips were soft and tender and the kiss felt like it would never end. You let your mind wander for a moment, enjoying the moment and the feeling of Charles's body pressed against yours.
“Max wanted to make sure you didn’t start texting or calling me with demands or to pout that we hadn’t given you attention” you tell Charles knowing that he knows all too well how Charles has acted when he feels he doesn’t have his fair share of attention.
“But clearly Max was right in his assumption” you say as Charles pulls you fully into his embrace to kiss you. You kiss back eagerly but pull away “we have to keep our distance in public, you don’t want me to start acting inappropriate here in the alley do you?”
The kiss slowly ended with Charles pulling away from you. His breath heaved slightly and you could see how much he enjoyed the kiss too. His eyes were fixated on your lips as he looked at you.
“I think it’s your turn to behave now” he whispered as he leaned in to kiss you gently on your forehead. The soft kiss made you blush and you felt like you had just melted into Charles's arms.
“I could kiss you all day” Charles sighed placing another tender kiss on your forehead
“But I have to go” he added pulling away from you
“I’ll text later”
You nodded as you watched Charles leave. His words made your mind race as it reminded of how much you wanted to continue your relationship with Charles. All of the texts, the late night meets, and the kisses made up for the fact that you couldn’t be publicly together like you could be with Max.
Going public with Charles was one of the many things that you and the boys talked about. In reality it was an untenable dream. You and Max already get so much hate Max’s hate comes from constantly whining and albeit drive to survive didn’t help the situation. Your hate started when you publicly started dating Max. People called you a gold digging whore and the hate would only get worse if fans found out about your secret relationship with Charles so your and Max's relationship with him would have to stay secret for now.
what you and Charles failed to notice during your intimate moment in the alley and someone took pictures and said pictures would be spreaded all over the internet now.
A couple hours later the boys along with a few other fellow drivers were attending a drivers press briefing.
“And if for Max, who I would like to apologize to real quick, how do you feel about the cheating scandal that your Girlfriend is a part of?” An interviewer asked
“What cheating scandal?” Max asked, confused, glancing at Charles.
“Well not too long ago there were pictures leaked of Charles Leclerc and Y/n l/n having a pretty intimate moment” the same interviewer replied.
Max and Charles shared a look that said fuck it let the world know.
“It isn’t cheating if we’re all dating” Max says with a shrug.
“So what you’re saying is that all three of you are in a relationship?” Another one asked.
“Yes that is correct” Max said
“Why may I ask you to keep this relationship a secret and how long has it been going on for?”
“We’ve been together for a year now and we kept it a secret because fans are known to be quite viscous to drives girlfriends” Max says
“Well Max and Charles I wish you the very best”
“Thank you”
Later that night you were laying in bed In between the boys talking about today.
“So the world of F1 knows now?” You asked
“Yes the world of Formula One knows” max said
“And thank god for that because now I get to have my good luck charm in the garage” Charles says holding onto you.
“No she’s my good luck charm” Max says, flicking Charles on the forehead.
“Ow what was that for?” Charles whined
“For conspiracy of stealing MY good luck charm”
“Oh come on max you had her for all of the 2023 season and won it’s my turn” Charles said
“Nope still mine”
“Boys behave” you say
“Tell max to share”
“No Charles I don’t know want to share”
“If you two don’t don’t stop arguing now I’ll be in Papaya orange for the rest of the season” you say
“I can share” Max says
“Me too”
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90ekz · 5 months
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“WE AINT GOOD-GOOD, BUT WE STILL GOOD”
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debrief: when your ex-boyfriend ony comes down with a cold, you clock into your nurse shift, as well as resolving some old feelings.
tags: black!fem!reader, sickfic but like.. not, use of the n word, make-ups and break-ups, you make ony nervoussss 🥹, implied eremin (i love them), pure fluff, healthy communication cs ik some of y’all be bashin niggas heads in
an: bringing in the new year with some fluff !! i love you guys, and may 2024 bring everything you desire in abundance <3
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ex-boyfriend!ony who was so heartbroken when y’all split, but knew it was for the best. he didn’t wanna drag you down with all his mess, (even if you insisted over and over that you were okay) and you were busy trying to get your masters. even through this, close contact was kept, and y’all leaned on each other for support.
that’s why it was such a shock when connie and jean had let it slip that he’d been sick for 3 days. you sat on the notion, wondering why he didn’t come to you or even say anything, and waited for a call, but when none came after a few hours, you were dialing his number harshly into your phone and letting it ring with a scowl on your face.
“onyankopon.” you spit over the phone, hearing him sputter at the use of his full name. dull music played in the background, and you could swear you hear other voices, hushed.
“h-hey mama, what’s goin on?” ony refused to let his composure slip, all his boys were over and he had told them that he had stopped fuckin’ with you. they all opted to come over to chill (smoke) even while he was down with a real bad cold. he caved and took a few hits before deciding that his lungs weren’t strong enough right now, and passing the spliff to connie wordlessly.
“you got something you wanna tell me?” you sat patiently, giving him the opportunity to tell the truth before jumping to conclusions. maybe there was a reason for it, everything happens for a reason, right?
“uh…nah i been chillin—hold up.” your eyebrow jumped at his labored breathing mixed with the sound of him hushing someone in the background before pressing the phone back to his ear. “anyways. im good, nothing to tell you, im cool. you cool?” your suspicion grew at his constant throat clearing and groans.
“you a damn lie.” before he could even respond, you were hanging up the phone and two beep sounds rung in his head. he tried to call back twice before getting a notification that you’d left home and were on the pathway to his house. the drive was only about 10 minutes, and knowing you, you’d be here in 5.
“aw shit—all y’all gotta go.” ony stumbled to his feet, ushering connie, eren, armin, and jean out of their seated positions and towards the front door. “man i was just getting high, the fuck goin’ on?” eren mumbles lightly, placing his jacket around armin’s shoulders and finishing packing his bag.
“someone’s coming over, c’mon.”
“who bruh?”
“y/n nigga, i think she knows im sick. y’all gotta go, now.” the whole group erupts in protests of ‘i thought y’all were done’ and ‘don’t kick us out for that, man!’ but ony didn’t care. he hadn’t seen you in person for a while, and he still needed to cover his tracks. the whole group rolls their eyes, save for connie and jean, who looked like they’d seen a ghost.
“connie, jean, why y’all look like that? what did y’all do?”
“it was him!” jean points to connie, completely throwing him under the bus. connie almost protests until he sees the sour look on ony’s face, and they’re scattering out the door with ‘im sorry’s’ flaking from their lips, leaving armin and eren to snicker under their breath.
“you said you were done with her, why now?”
“as much as i would love to give you an in-depth synopsis on my relationship status, i really don’t have time for allat right now.”
eren rolls his eyes, his attitude shown clear on his face. he wasn’t the biggest fan of ony’s relationship with you, considering that he’s the one who has to hear all the bullshit between you two. armin intertwines his pinkies with eren, an easy soother to his irritation.
“if i have to hear about this shit later, i’ll kill you.”
with reluctance, the couple left—armin apologetically excusing eren’s rudeness—and ony was left to spray fabreeze for the weed smell, and splash cold water on his face to hopefully extinguish his up-ticking fever, just in time for your harsh knocks to come on the door.
ony opened it, albeit barely enough for you to see his flushed face. he was feeling real feverish now….
“you ain’t tell me you was coming over.”
“i don’t have to tell you. open this damn door and stop playin wit me.” ony gulps as he unlocks the chain on the door and sees you fully. all you had on was his hoodie that he was sure you said you were gonna give back, and some nike pro shorts that he couldn’t see. you held a bag of unknown contents in your hand. you eyed him up and down before stepping inside like you owned the place.
he loved when you did that shit, this man is down bad.
you twirled the string of his sweatpants between your freshly done nails, and ony swears his temperature went up 10 degrees. you had this look in your eye that was the epitome of concern and irritation having a fist fight.
“so when were you gonna tell me that you were sick?”
“i wasn’t. i didn’t want you to worry about it, but the opptastic duo just had let you know, i guess.” ony followed as you proceeded deeper in the house, but you paused as you entered the living room. your eyebrows furrowed and your nose crinkled.
“what’s that smell?”
ony gulped, just playing shrugging and playing dumb. the cloud of fabreeze hadn’t really covered the weed smell all the way, and he was sure that you were about to bust him for smoking while he was sick, and he really wasn’t tryna hear all that at the moment. he was ready to get in his bed (preferably with you in it..)
“do not play wit me, what is that japanese cherry blossom shit im smelling?” you threw your keys and bag down and paced around the living room, flipping over pillows and looking under couch cushions. ony protested, promising that he didn’t know what you were talking about, and thought to himself that you were just smelling yourself.
until you pulled an empty cart refill wrapper from beneath the cushion.
aw shit.
you looked at him like he was a dumbass—which he was—before watching him smack his teeth and snatch the wrapper from your hand begrudgingly. the words “CHERRY GLAZE” in bold lettering burned his eyes, before vaguely remembering that armin had switched out his liquid before he’d left.
ony teetered on the truth, but he knew you’d be pissed about him having his boys over when he was clearly sick, so he settled on a lil white lie.
“oh, that’s uh—that’s some of my old shit.”
“if i’m recalling correctly, aren’t you the one that said that you didn’t like smoking that ‘fruity shit’?” ony cleared his throat—in a way he only does when he lies—before just grunting in response.
“and even if you didn’t say that, you hate cherry flavored anything, so that begs the question… what bitch was smoking this shit on your couch?” you jabbed your freshly done pointer nail into his chest, feeling his breath stutter under your touch.
he was caught between a rock and a hard place, and figured he’d just tell you the truth, even if you’d get mad.
“basically, the boys came over and eren brought his lil boyfriend or whatever he is—”
“wait, eren’s gay?”
“apparently. anyways, his name is armpit… or was it arm and hammer… whatever sum like that, and he was smoking his cart and replaced the liquid on the couch and i guess the wrapper fell between the cushions. no bitches were over here, i swear.” ony holds his hands up in defense, reassuring you that he was telling the truth. you smiled, as you believed him regardless. you knew he didn’t roll like that anyway.
“bae, relax. i believe you, i was just tryna see you sweat. just sit down, i bought you some soup.” you smiled at him with all your teeth, and ony was sure that he fell in love all over again. he missed you more than words could explain, and he just wanted you to come home again.
he finally let himself relax and he slumped onto the couch, his headache hammering against the back of his eyes. you took a seat on the ottoman next to him, unpacking his favorite potato soup and crackers. you crush up the crackers in the soup and stir, just like he likes, and unscrew the cap of his blue fanta.
“i think—no, i’m already in love with you. i dont think i ever stopped.” ony mutters as you spoon feed him and he has the urge to cry. you were always so gentle and caring with him, and you’ve never stopped, regardless of what the relationship status was. that’s what he loved most about you—it didn’t matter what happened between you too, if he needed you, you were there.
he missed you so, so bad.
“stop talking with your mouth full, you’re gonna get soup on your new carpet.” you attempted to brush off his words, and the way that they were making your face heat up.
“fuck the carpet. i’ve never been so serious in my life, mama. i love you more than you know. ‘just want you to come back to me.”
you two broke up because you mutually needed space and time to yourselves. it was an agreement, yet neither of you committed to it for more than a week. before you knew it, you were back texting him good morning, as he was texting you good night. all you wanted was to be his girlfriend again, but you wanted to give him the space he needed.
you set the spoon and soup aside, watching the way ony’s deep brown eyes twinkle under the low light of the living room.
“ony, i want to give you your space, that’s the whole reason we broke up to begin with. you deserve that.”
“i had enough space. you not living here no more, not being up under me when i sleep, not kissing me when i wake up, only seeing you at parties, that’s space, and i’m real tired of it,” ony laces his fingers with yours, kissing the back of your knuckles as he used to do.
“i want you back. i want you back in my face all the time, i wanna wake up mad cause you took all the covers, but then it goes away when i see how cute you look all bundled up. i want my initials on your nails again, i want you. i need you, baby. come home to me, please—“
“okay, okay! that’s enough, you’re embarrassing me!” you hide your head in the crook of his neck, suddenly feeling bashful about the way he was relaying his apparent undying love to you. everything he does flusters you still. you don’t miss the way his hands grasp you even tighter than they used to, if that’s even possible.
“i just want you to promise me that i’m not hurting you.”
“you could never. my perfect girl would never.” ony places a kiss on the top of your head, making sure to hold you even tighter. you choose not to mention his sniffles at the current moment, and let yourself be lost in his love.
“i missed you too, ony.”
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lovelybarnes · 1 year
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Flustered 2- B. Barnes
pairings: bucky barnes x reader, natasha romanoff, sam wilson, wanda maximoff warnings: flustered!reader, bucky teasing her. I haven’t written for him in so long i hope htis doesn’t suck about: flustered part 2!! requested
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
You say it very matter-of-fact, yourself nearly believable. Metal bumps against plastic, narrowed eyes trained on collecting the last of your yogurt.
“Oh, no idea, huh?” Natasha accuses, crossing her arms against her chest. “You’re a liar.”
You scoff, glancing at her for credibility. “I’m not lying.”
Sam frowns, leaning in close to your face. You stare right back at him over your yogurt cup, bewildered.
“I can’t tell,” he says, disbelieving. He turns to Natashs. “Are we sure she knows?”
“She is right here,” you snap. “And she thinks you both are insane.”
“His effect on you should be studied at universities,” Wanda quips.
“What effect?” you cry, letting what’s left of your breakfast clatter to the table.
“Come on,” Sam starts, observing you closely with a hopeful smile beaming although obscured. “You know you turn into a dopey idiot when RoboCop comes around, right?”
“Don’t call him that,” you mutter, a little quieter. “And I do not. We’re grown-ups, Sam. Who are together. In an adult relationship.”
“‘M not saying you’re not,” Sam shrugs. “I just…” He squints. “I need to hear you say it. You can’t seriously not see it, I’m concerned.”
“I don’t need your concern,” you argue. “And I don’t know what you want me to say.”
“You’re a competent person,” Sam starts.
“Thank you,” you deadpan.
“Normally. And then… Bucky, like, smiles at you, and you get all… gooey.”
Your brows pull together. “What does that mean?”
Immediately, all of your friends fall into an array of “gooey.” Natasha stares up at the ceiling with doe eyes while Sam fans himself, falling over the counter. Even Wanda has cradled her chin in her palm.
“You guys are awful,” you declare.
“I should film your interactions,” Sam says in turn. “Are we awful… or are we accurate?”
“You’re awful,” you respond promptly. “And I genuinely can’t see where you’re getting this from because--”
“Hello.” Bucky.
The show begins.
He catches your eye and smiles, eyes crinkling in a promise that it’s genuine.
Your reaction is immediate, features melting like butter in the sun at his appearance. “Hi.” You straighten and blink fast, clearing your throat. “Hi. Hello, Bucky.”
He raises an eyebrow and says hello again, curved in amusement. When he says your name, it’s devastating. 
The others can see it happen, the moment your resolve begin to crumble in unsteady hands and trickle into Bucky’s. He sidles up next to you, familiar, wonderful heat kissing a bare stripe of your skin. Pathetically, you freeze up. It’s only for a moment because it’s him, because you’re overwhelmed, because your ribcage feels like it’s closing in around your heart, a shocking heat at the bottom of your stomach, but the team notices anyway, sharing a distinct look you can sense.
You turn to him, that line of itchy warmth crawling up your nose and into your eyes. He’s very pretty up close, eyes a green below ocean and smile a notch above cocky.
“You look nice,” he says casually, brushing his lips right below your eye.
“Thank you,” you breathe. He’s done this so many times, and not once has it dimmed your reaction. He looks at you like he’s proud of the fact and squeezes your hip. You feel as though he wants to kill you. “You.. you too.”
Unexpectedly, he dips down int the dip between your shoulder and your neck, his chin grazing your necklace. “Why’s everyone staring at us?”
You’re a little dizzy. With him, it’s like your surroundings are heightened and gone all at the same time, like it’s just you and him and the lovely sparks beneath your skin. You shrug. “They’re perverts.”
Bucky laughs. “‘Course. I already knew that. Don’t know why I asked.” He steps away from you in favor of the coffeemaker, but you’re stuck in the few seconds before, reminiscing on the heat of his skin sticky on your collarbone. Like a sweet, awful honey.
Natasha raises an eyebrow at you, you frown; you just get so caught up in his eyes.
“C’mon.” Bucky’s hand wraps around your wrist, tugging you from the kitchen and away from prying eyes. He has a mug in his fingers. One of yours, with a grinning Garfield dragging something along a faded white background.
“Do you know,” you start finally, standing close to him in the elevator, “that our friends think I act weird around you?”
“How so?”
“Gooey. That I go gooey around you.”
“Gooey?” he repeats thoughtfully, a canine concaving his bottom lip. “You? No.” 
“That’s what I said.”
“Good,” he says. “‘Cuz that’s ridiculous,” he murmurs, leaning in to kiss you. As if expecting something, a hand goes to support the dip of your back quickly.
“Yeah,” you mutter indignantly, leaning into him. “Yeah…”
It’s love, you think. Prickly, overwhelming love that makes you want to hold his face in your hands and kiss him till you can’t breathe, and the cost of the image is the cost of the action when it comes to him.
He hums against your lips, grinning at you when you pull away. “You do this on purpose,” you accuse, its bite harmless with your breathlessness.
His pupils bounce between your features, his shoulders jumping with a shrug. “Dunno what you’re talking about.” He kisses you again, that same heat that stifles you crawling up his neck.
“Liar,” you croak.
Maybe, he thinks.
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nattinatalia · 7 months
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URBAN WYATT X HARLOW SIS : STUDIO TIME
A/N : My timelines are all over the place with this universe so just enjoy. Also, this is where Jack and Clay find out they’re dating 🙊 A huge shoutout to my bestie westie @harlowcomehome for helping me with this.!!!!!!
⚠️ Warning : SMUT AHEAD 18+ ONLY!
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“No, no, no.” Jack groans.
“Y/N act right and stop making moaning sounds.” Clay shutters, rolling his eyes.
“I’m not a singer so I don’t know what you want me to do.” You tell them, sitting down on the chair they had inside the booth.
When your brothers invited you to spend the day with them, you didn’t know it would be in the studio or that they would ask you to try to sing a verse to one of Jack’s new songs.
“You’re not supposed to sing, just read it off normal.”
You raise your eyebrows immediately, “Then why does Jack always does that annoying deep voice?”
“I DO NOT.”
Clay laughs, “I’m sorry bro, but she got you there because you do.”
He rolls his eyes. “Whatever, just do the damn verse.”
The door to the studio opens and once you see who it is, you start getting warm all over your body.
“Urb, please help me with her.” Jack exclaims dramatically.
“What did she do now?”
You gasp and face Urban. “Excuse me? I’m not that bad.”
He smirks “Sorry, little one, but you are.”
“Stop calling me little one.” You mumble out, looking down at the piece of paper Jack had handed you.
“Why do you want me to sing this verse anyway? Don’t you have a bunch of little side chicks who would love to be in your little album?”
Jack rolls his eyes, “Clay helps me with the beats, you help me with the chorus. I thought it would be a cool sibling thing to do. But if you don’t want to, you can leave.”
“She wants to do it. She’s just nervous.” Urban speaks up. “Why don’t you two go get some fresh air and I’ll stay here with her.”
“Leave you two alone?.” Clay chuckles. “So you two can kill each other? No thanks.”
“We’re two grown adults, we can put our childhood rivalry aside.” Urban shrugs, taking a sip of his water.
“Okay, fine. I need a little distraction.” Jack says, he grabs his keys and phone. “You know what button to push to record right?”
“Yes.”
“Alright, we’ll be back.”
“Take your time.” You yell out.
Both your brothers walk out the door, but not without giving a double look at both Urban and you.
You quickly take off the headphones you were wearing and stand up.
“Soo.” Urban starts, walking into the little space of the booth. “Need a little distraction?”
You smile, “Get over here and kiss me.”
Urban held his finger up to his lips to shush you, worried your brothers would overhear.
“They can’t hear us over their own thoughts” You rolled your eyes as Urban walked toward you.
He starts placing soft wet kisses against your neck and collarbone, you closed your eyes as you moaned into his ear. The smell of weed and cologne filling the air, only made you want him more.
“Babe, they’re outside” you breathed against him.
“Then we better make it quick” he whispered before grabbing you by the waist and placing you against the soundboard.
Your skirt made it easy for him, using his warm hand to spread your legs.
“Urb- be careful. Jack will kill us if we-“
“Don’t mention your brother when I’m face to face with your vagina” Urban groaned before letting out a soft laugh.
The palms of your hands rested against the soundboard as you threw your head back. Urban took his time against your folds, flicking his tongue quickly against you as your legs trembled.
“Holy fuck- I can’t. I can’t. I need you” you started to babble.
Urban didn’t wait, taking that as his signal. He crawled on top of you, as best as he could without putting his weight on anything.
“There!” You pointed to the studio couch, not wanting to wait another minute.
Urban picked you up, slapping your butt before moving to the couch. He dug in his pockets for a condom, ripping the edge of the wrapper with his teeth before hurriedly sliding it on.
You both let out a moan louder than intended as you took his length.
“We have to be fast” you moaned between thrusts.
“Don’t worry, I will be” he laughed as your moans only grew louder. He knew that you weren’t able to control your noise level, something he loved about you.
It only took a few minutes before you panicked, pulling Urban by the hair to kiss you. Your muffled moans escaped inside his mouth as the two of you orgasmed one after the other.
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After your little distraction, you and Urban actually decided on working on the chorus your brother wanted you to do.
You were both laughing about something random, when your brothers walked in.
“Well I’m surprised both of you are still alive.” Clay says.
You shrug, “We don’t actually hate each other you know that right?”
Jack rolls his eyes, “Yeah we know, you two share some sibling love.”
You start to cough, “Hmm not really.” You say between coughs, trying to play it off that you got disgusted by your brother's comment.
“Anyway.” Urban starts. “She was able to do the verse. It’s all recorded so you can listen to it.” He says as he sits down next to you on the couch that was across the room.
Clay and Jack make their way to the table where all the different buttons are. What are they for? You had no idea that’s why you didn’t dare mess with their stuff.
“Alright, let’s hear what you got.”
“Don’t mention your brother when I’m face to face with your vagina” Urban groaned before letting out a soft laugh.
“Urb- be careful. Jack will kill us if we-“
“Holy fuck- I can’t. I can’t. I need you” you started to babble.
“WHAT THE FUCK?” Both Clay and Jack yell.
Urban and you immediately stand up, you run towards your brothers and start pushing random buttons so the recording could stop playing against the speakers.
You turn around to face your brothers, face red with embarrassment. “I-I can explain that.”
“Explain what? That you made a porno with my best friend?” Jack yells.
“Don’t be dramatic, we didn’t do it on purpose.” You tell him.
“OKAY SO EXPLAIN TO US WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”
“Dude, relax so we can talk about thi-“
“Do not tell me to relax when I just heard my best friend and little sister having sex.” Jack yells.
“Technically, we weren’t having sex yet, he was just-“
“Y/N.” Clay yells.
“Babe.” Urban says, shaking his head.
“BABE? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BABE?” Jack starts getting red on the face.
Clay glares at Urban, “Are you two together, together? Or what the hell is going on?”
You nod, “We’re together.”
“Since when?” Jack snaps.
Urban starts scratching at his neck with nerves, but answers anyway, “Her birthday party.”
“We went official after my birthday party.” You shrug.
“Which one? The LA one or the one mom threw?”
“Does it matter? They’ve been dating for months and hid it from everyone. What is mom going to say?” Jack asks, he does a double take, “Mom knows doesn’t she?”
“She has her suspicions, but I haven’t confirmed anything yet.”
Jack shakes his head, glaring at both Urban and you. “YOU TWO KEPT THIS FROM ME. MY BEST FRIEND AND MY LITTLE SISTER, HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL?”
“Dude I know it feels shitty finding out the way that you did. I wanted to tell you sooner but your sister-“ You elbow Urban in the ribs
It’s your turn to glare at your boyfriend, “Yes me, I didn’t want to tell my two annoyingly over protective brothers that I was dating one of their friends. I knew how you were gonna react so I wanted time to see where it’ll go and see if there was a way to smoothly tell you about it.”
“This shit is so fucked up, what we heard, no sibling should ever hear that. You two going at it in my work space.” Jack shakes his head in disgust.
“Y/N” Clay starts. “Go home.”
You furrow your eyebrows, “Don’t tell me what to do Clayborn. Let me explain-“
Jack scoffs, “I don’t want to hear a word from you, if anything Urb can speak for you. But you’re my sister, you knew from the start that my friends were off limits and you crossed that line anyway.”
“Your rule was a stupid rule and you did it only because you noticed I had a crush on him since middle school.” You roll your eyes.
“Can you just leave please? Can you do that?”
“Jackman-“ you start
Urban grabs a hold of your hand. “Babe, let’s just go.”
Jack chuckles, shaking his head, glaring at our hands intertwined together. “She can go, we need to work.”
You roll your eyes, “Okay. I’ll see you guys tomorrow for the show.”
Jack stands up, “No you won’t, I don’t want you coming anymore.”
It’s Urban’s turn to glare at Jack, “Dude come on.”
“She knew what she was doing. I told her plenty of times not to cross that line and she did it anyway. I’m pissed, I have every right to be.” He snaps.
“Just so you know, I didn’t do it to spite you.” You sigh before continuing.
“I tried really fucking hard to follow your idiotic rule, to stay away from him. I fucking moved away from home because I couldn’t handle not being with him the way I wanted to be. I thought with time and with you being an adult, you’d realize it was childish to begin with but I was wrong. You’ll always fault me for loving him and that’s too bad because I know deep down, I’ll never stop and you’ll never be okay with it and I guess I have to live with that.”
Urban turns your way to look at you, “Baby.” He says it so sympathetic, and you know just then how really down you were for him.
You shake your head. “Stay, do what you have to do here and I’ll see you later.” You squeeze his hand before letting it go and walking out the room without any other word.
Urban sighs and looks at Jack and Clay. “I crossed a line, I know that.” He continues. “But it’s also unfair that you knew of our feelings for each other and your solution was to say we were off limits.”
“You’re my best friend.” Jack scoffs.
“And she’s your sister.” Urban exclaims.
“Is she though?” Jack shrugs. “If she would be my blood sister, she wouldn’t have betrayed me like that.”
“Jack.” Clay warns.
Urban immediately starts getting annoyed. “That’s fucked up what you’re even trying to say.”
Jack shrugs, “I’m pissed off, I’m allowed to say what I want.”
“Not when shit like that can hurt her.”
“Can we just get back to work?” Jack asks.
“What do you need me here for? Because the last thing I want is to be here while you talk down about my girlfriend.” Urban snaps.
Clay sighs, “Go check up on her, I got it down here.”
“No-“ Jack starts but gets cut off by the glare Clay throws at him. “Fine, go.”
Urban starts walking towards the door but stops halfway to look at his best friend. “Like she said, we tried really hard not to act out on our feelings. You were always her first concern, even if it meant hurting me in the process. That girl, your sister, man she’s it for me and I know you won’t believe me because of my past, but what she said, made me realize that Y/N and I? We’re endgame and it’ll be disappointing if you can’t forgive us and accept it. I love her and I’m not hiding it anymore.”
With those last words, Urban walks out leaving the two brothers alone to think and process everything that just happened.
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the cadence within [il dottore x reader] — prologue.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through their fourth and fifth ribs.  But few men would allow you to just skewer them like that, and Dottore was no exception. So you took the classic route. No, it wasn’t through his stomach; it was through sheer force of charisma alone.  However, charisma is shaped like a double edged blade. Pantalone sent you to Dottore’s lab like a flying dagger, and not until it was too late did either of you realize you’d been lodged in his chest. 
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author's note: this fanfiction will contain mature content, including explicit sexual acts, violence, dottore himself, and similar themes.
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“Check,” you whispered.
Queen to C6 check, in response to white’s bishop checking on F3. Your D7 pawn guarded your queen, but your bishop was stuck in B8 while his king was vulnerable on A6. His only other piece was a knight on A4.
Did he blunder?
After placing down the chess piece, you glanced back towards him, your eyes searching his face for any readable signs or expressions. There were none, save for the hint of amusement that remained eternally etched into both his features and demeanour.
You mentally sighed. Dottore was as indecipherable as ever, leaving you confused about what to do with the nagging itch that tugged at your heart. You tried to push it aside, to dig a hole and bury the feeling six feet underground where it was never to resurface again, but you found yourself unable to. Instead, you found yourself caving into that emotion, the tension thickening the very air that now felt suffocating to breathe in, each of Dottore’s answers only leaving you with more questions to ask—none of which you should’ve paid any mind to, yet you still couldn't resist, barely holding yourself back from asking the one thing you really wanted to know.
You coughed softly, clearing your throat before speaking again.
“My turn,” you tried to steady your voice and sound as confident as possible, pushing past the dryness in your mouth. “Question nineteen, are you going to continue with your plan?”
It shouldn’t even matter. If you were being rational, you wouldn’t have bothered to ask that; whether or not he planned to continue should not affect your judgement in any way. He had done enough wrong as it is, committed far more crimes than could be excused or remotely justified.
Still, you couldn’t help but succumb to your own weakness, the question leaving your lips alongside a silent prayer that you hadn’t exposed your intentions—be it the one to put an end to him, or the far worse one, the one to give up on your original task. The task you should adhere to, despite your traitorous feelings wanting to get in the way. But you were not strong enough.
Dottore’s silence permitted you to keep ruminating over the same thoughts that had ceaselessly plagued you each time you faced him, the same thoughts that had insidiously grown in intensity throughout your interactions, leaving you to realize far too late that at some point, your actions towards him became genuine.
“Perhaps,” Dottore responded at last. You fought to keep your face neutral, trying your best to mask your disappointment at his answer. As much as you had wanted to, you were unable to deny that you had indeed wanted him to say ‘no.’
As shameful as it was, you pushed for a different answer.
“You’re supposed to answer yes or no,” you stated, keeping your tone light and indifferent.
How ludicrous, you thought. Your job was to pretend to be interested in him, yet here you were, desperately trying to act like you weren’t.
“Unfortunately, Y/N, I can’t do that,” Dottore replied. “The answer is dependent on certain variables.”
“Like what?”
“That’s not a yes or no question.” His face did not betray anything, yet you could hear the smirk in his voice, evident in the satisfaction he spoke with.
“But—”
“—My turn,” Dottore interrupted, and though you wanted to protest, you had to maintain an air of calmness, leaning back in your seat as you waited for him to speak.
“Question nineteen,” Dottore drew out each syllable with emphasis, “you are planning to kill me, aren’t you?”
His sentence caused you to freeze, a chill running down each ridge of your spine as you shivered, goosebumps breaking out over the surface of your skin, your hair standing on end as you stared at him, motionless, eyes wide.
That wasn’t a yes or no question. He knew. Dottore knew.
You didn’t need to see yourself to know that blood had drained from your face. There was no need for you to say anything; even if he hadn’t already known, your expression alone would be enough to confirm that everything he just said was true.
“Go on. Why don’t you answer me?” His voice was sharp enough to cut through the pounding of your heart, the pulsating of the organ reverberating in your eardrums being the only sound to muffle the deafening silence of the room.
“Oh, come on, Y/N,” Dottore continued. Though the syllables reached you, your mind struggled to process the meaning behind them. “Did you think I wouldn’t know?”
Dottore scoffed, indignant.
“I find it rather insulting that you think so lowly of me.”
“N-no,” you scrambled to find the right words. “I don’t—”
“—Is that so?” he said, cutting you off while clicking his tongue in mock disapproval. “Do you have a more plausible explanation for that gun strapped to your thigh, then?”
Your heart sank, his words the anchor that plunged it into the bottomless pit in your stomach. It felt like the life was drained from your body, rendering it an immobile marionette whose strings dangled from the tips of Dottore’s slender fingers. As if his words were coated in a paralyzing agent, you couldn’t bring yourself to speak further or move an inch. The only reminder that you were still alive was the harrowing thump of your pulse, each beat accelerating faster than the last.
How did he know?
For a split second you wondered if you’d been betrayed, but that was impossible. You had premeditated the perfect plan, meticulously memorized every step, and followed through with flawless execution.
With clandestine sleight, you acquired the perfect trump card—a gun loaded with bullets meant to destroy both visions and delusions. It was exactly what you needed to put an end to him, to put an end to this madness and absurdity. You’d be done with this once and for all. You’d have your old life back; exactly as it was before.
So how?
And what was more pressing than how, was the question of just what Dottore was planning to do with this knowledge. The urgency that question posed was unmatched by anything else, the answer pertaining to whether you would live or die.
You couldn’t help but wince, unable to conceal your expressions any longer. Dottore had seen through it all, seen through all your plans. You were dead, and you could only hope that your death would not be as unpleasant as some of the others by his hand. You knew what he was capable of, and you knew he was capable of far worse.
“I didn’t think so.” Dottore’s words were firm. Unwavering. And in those very seconds you were forced to accept the reality that you were going to die. This was the end.
“Go ahead,” Dottore said, slowly holding out his hands with both palms facing you. “Shoot me.”
What?
“I won’t stop you,” he finished his sentence. You were still gaping at him, but he was gazing back straight into your eyes, unflinching.
“Is this a joke?” you breathed, unable to comprehend what was just said to you.
“Is that your final question?” Dottore returned, his words somehow snapping you out of your daze and paralysis for a split second. You instinctively reacted by reaching to your thigh, pulling out the gun that you had prepared for this very moment and aiming it directly at him.
You tried to still the tremble of your hands as your index finger hooked onto the trigger, tensing it frozen so it wouldn’t pull.
A moment went by.
“Is that all?” Maybe you were imagining things. You had to be, but you couldn’t help but feel his eyes scan your face, searching for something.
Just what was he looking for? Could it be the same thing you sought?
“Allow me my final question, then.”
You couldn’t help but anticipate, that minuscule flame of hope, that lingering spark that refused to be snuffed out, flaring back to life.
“Sure.” Your voice was low, but you knew that he had heard you, nonetheless.
“Question...” Each second felt like it had been split up into millions, leaving you to experience time a microsecond at once. You were breathing heavily, your blood pulsating in your ears and adrenaline rushing through your veins. “...Twenty.”
“There is something stopping you, isn’t there?” 
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haknom · 5 months
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A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL — YANG JUNGWON
EPISODE ELEVEN — flannels for life (0.7k words)
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Jungwon had no clue why he was so worried. He was aware that this would be just like your many other hangouts together, but after hearing Sunghoon’s words, was this really a ‘date’?
He became restless and more nervous as time went on. What do people bring to dates other than themselves?
Out of panic, he bought u a bouquet of flowers—a gardener’s instinct—hoping that wouldn’t cross any line between you two.
He even turned on the heat in his car, wasting any gas he filled up previously just so you weren’t freezing your butt off.
A knock on his window caught his attention as he flinched and looked over. You smiled at him, his heart doing backflips.
“Hey,” you greeted as he gave you a tight-lipped smile in return. He couldn’t speak, he knew he would stutter, but still did either way.
“Oh,” he mumbled, eyes on the bouquet of flowers in his lap. He held the bouquet in front of you as you put your seatbelt on.
You gasped at the sight before you while adjusting your seat belt. It was so pretty, he had great taste.
“Thank you.” You said, looking at the bouquet then at him with a smile. You wanted to go in for a hug, but you weren’t sure if that was okay.
What if it made things awkward?
“They’re so pretty,” you whispered, still looking at the flowers.
“You too.” Jungwon muttered, clearing his throat after realizing what he said. He turned off the light in his car and prepared to drive off.
You seemed to be too focused on the flowers, not even questioning if he said anything. He was saved.
“It’s very warm. Did you have the heater on before I came?” You asked, making a spot for the bouquet of flowers in your lap. He nodded at your words, turning out of your dormitory driveway.
“I didn’t want you to freeze.” He said, eyes on the road. You would be lying if you said his words didn’t make your cheeks warm. You softly chuckled with a smile, glad that he cared about you.
The restaurant you two planned on going to wasn’t that far. It was only 10 minutes away after all.
Today’s plan was going perfectly so far, eat dinner, walk around the plaza then drop by his house to get Maeumi and play with him for a bit.
It was perfect.
“I’m bloated!” You exclaimed, stretching as you both walked out of the restaurant. Jungwon held the door for the customers behind you both with a smile.
“Was the food good?” He asked, curious about how your meal tasted. You nodded, gripping the strap of your purse.
“That’s good.” He said, stuffing his hands into his pockets. The breeze was subtle but was still very cold, causing you to cough.
“You okay?” Jungwon asked with worried eyes. You placed your head on your chest while clearing your throat.
“What are you doing?” You asked, eyes wide as he wrapped the scarf he previously wore around your neck. His scent engulfed you immediately as he remained silent.
“What about you?” You questioned, causing him to shake his head. He zipped up his jacket, adjusting the hoodie underneath and smiled.
“I’ll be fine.” He reassured you, stuffing his hands back into his pockets. You shrugged it off, continuing your walk to his car as he walked beside you.
As much as you didn’t want this to end, time was almost up.
You guys sat on the balcony of Jungwon’s apartment, Maeumi running about.
There were about 3 minutes until 2024. It was unbelievable.
“Honestly,” Jungwon began, gaining your attention. He snacked on some sugar cookies he took from the cafe while you pet Maeumi who sat in front of you.
“It doesn’t feel like 2024 is really coming.” He said while dusting off his hands.
“I agree, but I’m glad it is. A fresh new start right?” You said, smiling. “And I’m sure next year will be better than this…” You sighed, reflecting back to the many times you stressed out about your classes.
“Let’s also hope we are still close and get somewhat closer in 2024.” You said, holding out your pinky finger in front of him.
“Promise?”
He hesitated but still interlocked his pinky with yours.
“Promise.”
A few moments of silence went by as you stared at each other, smiles slowly faltering, and bodies slowly moving towards each other.
Next thing you knew, his lips were on yours, softer than the fuzz on a peach as fireworks erupted into the night sky.
Here you were, going into 2024 without your first kiss card while being in love with someone you met a week ago.
Yet, you weren’t complaining.
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cthulhuwritesstuff · 4 days
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Full Moon spoilers below.
Thoughts on that scene from the other point of view.
Stolas was protecting himself. He is heartbroken.
He doesn’t understand that he is asked to turn around and face Blitz, because yelling and insults don’t work for him (someone mentioned that this pattern of arguing on Blitz’s side is probably coming from his relationship with Verosika and how they used to communicate, and I agree with that 100%). Yelling and insults are very triggering for Stolas. I can bet that he heard and saw his wife in that moment, and he never expected that from Blitz. It broke him. Of course it did.
Another thing worth mentioning is Stolas’s drastic overthinking tactic that he deploys upon himself each time something close to heart comes his way. He is a traumatized, survival-mode 24/7 character, that hasn’t known romantic love his whole life. He is convinced his feelings aren’t reciprocated because that is what he can deal with and it is something he is familiar with. That is what he already had in spades.
His “I want you to stay with me, only if you want to” line was very hopeful and yes, very heartbreaking, but he doesn’t understand that the other person did not spend so much time in their head thinking about all the ways they’d be rejected. Blitz has never seen Stolas this way, and Stolas cannot see that, because in his head EVERYONE sees him that way: pathetic, love-sick, desperate, unworthy of love. Blitz’s reaction to that only proved him right (in his head) and he decided he was finished with the conversation, because that was the only way he could save some dignity.
Him arguing back with “This is answer enough, you needn’t say anything else” while walking away was his way of trying to put distance between him and Blitz so he can shield himself; but for Blitz, that was dismissive and rude and “rich fuck behavior”, and “here I go again, I am getting tossed to the side again like a thing played with. I won’t let you do that.”
So when Blitz lashes out and tries to communicate that — very poorly, mind you, no matter how much we get what he meant, he did it poorly — he does it with his whole chest, and he is ready for a fight, for more arguments, but for Stolas all that is just making things worse. His mind and heart are clouded with pain that he had already harbored for so long, that had forced him to twist his own ideas of himself and what he deserves, and he couldn’t handle that approach at all.
What hurts us as the audience is that we all know what is really happening, but they do not. What makes us frustrated is the fact that we know they care, even if Blitz himself is not ready to admit that to himself yet, and even when Stolas is creating this gap between them in order to do the right thing.
Stolas is honestly offended that Blitz “does not” accept his feelings, and acts as if they’re a joke, and that is perfectly understandable.
When he says “I want you to want to stay with me”, all he sees is Blitz trying to get their role play going (his piss poor way of saying “of course I want to stay, I am not going anywhere, let’s just do what we usually do and have fun, cause that’s what I am confortable with”). Stolas sees this as Blitz not being serious, and not taking him seriously. It breaks his heart.
When Blitz says “Can I have a minute to think”, all Stolas hears is “you pompous rich asshole”
When Blitz clearly communicates that everyone else always plays with his feelings, Stolas is absolutely destroyed because he is put int he same basket with everyone who had done him wrong.
This is a great learning curve for them both, a great way of portraying miscommunication and emotional damage it can do.
I am looking forward to the future development of this relationship.
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finalgilmoregirl · 6 months
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can you please do a writing piece on a night in with Mike? I just read your headcannon blurb and loved it so much! :) thanks!
☆ a night in with mike would include :
a/n : i’m glad you enjoyed my post, thanks for the request! no gender specified, no use of y/n, established relationship, no film spoilers
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a night in starts with mike coming home from work. he’s exhausted from a shift that ran longer than he’d liked and with your plans to spend time together in mind, he immediately goes to shower after greeting you and abby.
the shower does a good job at washing off both the stale smell of work and his stress of having to do it all over again tomorrow.
his coming home a little later than expected seemed to have worked in his favor, because as he steps out of the bathroom, he notices the door to abby’s room is slightly ajar. once he steps through it he sees that abby is fast asleep, with you running a hand through her curly hair.
he walks over, replacing your hand on abby’s head and leaning down to place a kiss on it. he smiles at the peaceful sight, it’s moments of calm like this that he feels a small sense of pride, like he’s doing something right if abby is safe enough to have a warm bed to sleep in every night.
he looks to you and nods his head towards the door, signaling for you both to leave the room and as you walk through the hallway, mike places a hand on the small of your back, following you around.
“she go down easily?” mike asked, leading you towards the couch once you entered the living room.
you let out a light laugh, “yeah actually, she was practically falling asleep on her drawings by the time she was supposed to be getting ready for bed”
mike chuckles at the image of abby barley keeping her eyes open even while doing her favorite thing in the world. he leans back on the couch, pulling you into him as you begin to click through the different tv channels. the light from it being the only thing illuminating the two of you.
“so what are we thinking for tonight?” you ask beginning to list off what what playing at this hour, “sitcoms? black and white movies? there’s westerns…”
“sitcoms” mike answers, what he always answers with. you jokingly roll your eyes but find the right channel anyway. although he knows they’re corny, mike loves the simplicity of them, and you love to hear mike laugh.
you both settle in, a hand resting in his stomach with your body turned towards his, your legs thrown across mikes as he rubs your shoulder with the hand he has reached behind you. just twenty minutes pass before you hear and feel a distinct rumbling from mike. you sit up and bit and look at your boyfriend.
“was that your stomach?” you ask.
“yeah i didn’t get a chance to eat yet.” he responds a bit guiltily, knowing you hate when he doesn’t eat.
you immediately stand up and mike sighs, calling your name to sit back down but you retaliate with “there’s some leftover chicken in the fridge, do you want me to heat it up for you?”
“no no no” mike says, quickly standing up and pushing your shoulders to sit back down, “i got it”
he makes quick work of reheating his dinner and getting a glass of water to take back to the living room, where you’ve made him room so he can place his food on the coffee table in front of the couch where you two sat.
mike sits himself down as you sit up and start to lightly scratch his back while he places his elbows on his knees to have closer access to his plate.
every time he laughs at a stupid joke or dramatic one-liner you glance over at him. it seems like with every chuckle more and more weight is lifting off of mike's shoulders, and he's enjoying his life as he should at his age instead of worrying about bills or whether his car is going to start tomorrow morning.
once mike finishes (which was pretty fast. he was obviously a lot more hungry than he lead on to be), he leans back and pulls you into your original position again, this time with a warm full stomach and no more interruptions. he mindlessly traces shapes on your calf as you run a hand through his still damp hair, making it even more messy than it already was.
at some point during one of many commercial breaks, you suggest drinks, which mike is quick to accept. with the day he's had he could use a bit of alcohol to better send him to sleep later.
as you grab a few beers from the far back of the fridge he hears you make a comment on how you guys' hadn't drank in a while. mike lets out a dreamy "yeah?" as he tries to think back on the memory. he either must be real tired or it had to have been a while ago if he couldn't remember. which is a good thing honestly, you both tried your best to not make drinking a habit no matter how hard things got, especially with how much amy needed you both there for her.
"yeah." you said, bringing the now open bottles back to the couch. "it was last month at abby's school's fundraiser. they had spiked cider for the grown ups..." you trailed off, effectively jogging his memory.
"that doesn't count!" mike laughed, taking a sip from his drink.
"what do you mean it doesn't count?"
"well for one, it was at an elementary school, it was basically just apple juice."
"if i remember correctly, you were the one that started swaying after four glasses." you retaliated, causing mike to look at you in disbelief.
"only cause that's how many it took to make me feel anything!"
you cackled at his defensiveness, "don't give me an attitude just cause you're a lightweight. remember when i had to drive us home after my cousins wed- ah!"
mike tried to stifle your shrieks with his hand and he pushed you onto your back, almost dropping your beer in the process.
"you said you would never mention that again." he said through giggles but still trying to look serious while he pointed at you.
you pushed yourself onto your elbows, causing your faces to be merely inches apart. mike watched your mouth carefully as you brought the beer to your lips and took a sip. you held back a smile as you reached over to place it into the coffee table next to you, mike quickly pushing his lips to yours right after you did. you breathed a laugh through your nose, laying back again as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders, kissing him back.
mike continued, switching between pecks and long kisses before moving towards your neck, nipping at the skin there. your eyes began to flutter shut at the feeling.
"do you want to go to bed?" mike asked breathlessly, moving his kisses back to your lips.
as much as you hated to, you pulled away, causing your lover to pout.
"god i want to," you paused, looking at your forgotten drinks. "but we just opened those." you playfully whined.
mike rolled his eyes and sat back onto his knees, keeping his hands on your sides. "you're kidding."
"i'm just saying, we just started and there's four more in the fridge. it would be a waste!" you tried to defend yourself, but mike ignored your protests, leaning down to continue his assault on your neck (you swear he could do this forever).
"oh i get it," he mumbled into your ear. "you're just trying to get me drunk."
you smiled mischievously. "well we both know how easy that would be."
mike pulled away and looked at you incredulously, "oh you're done."
you took advantage of the space between you two and rolled off of the couch, running to mikes room as quietly as you could to avoid waking the nine year old in the next room while also escaping the arms of her brother. you could only avoid your fate for so long as mike came in a minute later after he put the dishes in the kitchen and turned off the tv as fast as humanly possible.
it only took him a second to find you sat on the edge of his bed and another to reach you, immediately attacking you with his lips, your shushes falling on deaf ears as he continued to tease you.
it's nights like these that end with the two of you in each others arms, your hearts bursting with love and affection, that make any trouble you might have faced in the day worth it.
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decembermidnight · 10 months
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Cherry Liqueur
Summary: You tease Mando in public, drawing too much attention. He reminds you and everyone else who you belong to.
Pairing: Din Djarin x f!reader
Word count: 3.6k
Warnings: this is pure smut 18+ mdni, no plot - straight to the point, teasing in public, helmet stays on (sort of), oral (f receiving), female edging, semi-public sex, unprotected sex (p in v), possessive!din, dom!din, cumplay, degradation kink... the list goes on
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A/N: this is the first time I'm publishing!! So excited for this. This whole thing was inspired by a perfume. Of course I bought it. Also, keep in mind that English is not my first language! Have as much fun reading it as I did writing it!
Masterlist - Read on Ao3
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It's the twilight of a hot summer night on some unknown planet in the outer rim, the suns still setting at the horizon are painting the sky with gorgeous shades of dark orange, lilac and blue. The cantina you’re sitting in is slowly getting crowded and is dimly lit by blue, purple and green lights. 
The vanilla ice cream you are savoring is slowly melting in the glass cup in front of you and it’s so sweet and cold, you moan in pleasure and close your eyes when you bring the teaspoon into your mouth.
He is sitting in front of you and watches with his arms crossed, silent and unbothered, as always. The lights of the cantina gorgeously reflect on his shiny beskar armor.
"Mando, why don't you get some? It's so good." you tease him, your voice sounding so seductive.
He doesn't reply, but won’t take his eyes off you. You can’t see them, but you can feel them scouting your body.
The cherry liqueur you ordered to go with your dessert is thick and sugary, a slight burn in your throat. It makes you brave.
"I want you to kiss my lips and taste how good this is." you whisper to him, glass in your hand, licking your lips.
"I can't, pretty girl." his voice is firm, and you take that as a challenge. He will taste cherry liqueur from your lips tonight. 
You eat the ice cream slowly, not breaking eye contact with the beskar helmet in front of you. You lean on the table on purpose, letting him enjoy the view of your cleavage squeezed in the tight black dress you are wearing, licking the spoon sensually every time, putting on a show for his enjoyment. You know he's watching and loving every single second of it.
You drink your sweet cherry liqueur, intentionally letting one drop spill over your mouth, only to collect it with your finger and spread it all over your plump lips, and only when they’re coated, you bring the fingertip into your mouth to lick it clean. You know how much he loves your lips, especially when they're wrapped around his thick cock. 
He watches still, leaning back against the booth where he’s sitting, arms crossed, chest moving regularly, not a sign of distress coming for him, apparently. You love teasing him like this in public. You know he's definitely rock hard under the table, and the thought of it turns you on so much, you can feel you’re already dripping between your legs.
When you are done with your show, you go to the restroom with the excuse to wash your hands and face. You do not realize until you stand up how much the liquor hit you. You're not drunk, just a bit dizzy, but it boosts your confidence, makes you feel like a bombshell and can feel his eyes glued to your hips that are swaying sensually, hugged by the light fabric of the revealing dress you are wearing, subtly inviting him to follow you, hoping he'd understand.
When you hear the door opening behind you, you turn around happily, thinking it's him.
It isn't. It’s an ugly mug who clearly does not know who you belong to, a grin on his face.
He tries to approach you blurting obscenities, but he can't even finish the phrase, the door behind him opens, and Mando enters.
"Is there a problem here?" The cold, intimidating tone of his masculine voice makes your pussy clench. Fuck - you love how badass and protective he is.
The creep grins at you, pissed off at the interruption, and turns around, only to find a fully armored Mandalorian staring at him, his hand on the blaster at his belt, ready to fire. He is always ready. So swift and scary.
"No" he answers, raising his hands "I was just leaving." the other man replies, immediately leaving the room, intimidated by the bounty hunter who just entered.
Can’t explain enough how much you love when he acts possessive towards you. He loves when you wear seductive and revealing clothes around him for everyone to see how hot you are, but when random men even just try to interact with you, he’s quick to assert his dominance and defend his property. You fucking belong to him.
The second the door closes behind him, Mando leans with his arm against the wall behind you, towering you. It’s intimidating and turns you on so much. You sigh in arousal and wrap your arms around his neck.
You feel his erection, rock hard against your lower belly.
'Mando..." You call him in an inviting tone.
"You're such a nasty girl. Teasing me in public in front of everyone. Making me hard." he whispers as he cups your cheek with his other hand. "What do I have to do with you?"
"Kiss me." You say, alcohol suddenly makes you brave. "Here. Now." you challenge him.
He clenches the hand he’s leaning on in a fist, staying still for a few seconds as you look at him, your eyes filled with desire. The music coming from outside fills the silence between you two.
"Close your eyes." he says firmly.
You obey, as you always do when he gives you orders.
He takes his gloves off and tosses them on the sink on his left, then he covers your eyes with one hand. You hear a hiss of air, and then you feel warm lips on yours. A slow, soft kiss that makes your knees weak, your head light and the air escape your lungs, leaving you breathless. You part your lips in a sigh of arousal and he pushes his tongue inside your mouth, tasting you just like you wanted. You let out a moan, he swallows it greedily and bites your lower lip, chuckling.
Your mouth tastes like cherry, vanilla and sin, he wants to taste it all, your lips tickled by his mustache. His other hand is wrapping around your neck, lightly choking you. The Mandalorian is dangerously bending the rules of his creed just to taste you, giving in to lust and desire. What adds even more to the excitement of it, is that he’s doing this in a public place, where anyone could enter at any moment and see him.
For a man who never removes his helmet, his kisses are to die for. Your hands travel to his jawline, masculine and well-defined, covered in a scruffy beard. His skin is so hot to the touch, his heart is racing, you can feel it with your fingers while running them on his neck. He lifted his helmet just enough to kiss you and you can't look at him, but you can feel him. That is more than enough. The more you kiss, the more you want to keep going. You can't stop kissing and moaning into each other's mouth. His body is pressed heavily on yours.
The door opens behind Mando, but he is quick to shut it with a back kick, never leaving your lips, on the contrary, kissing you even harder because he’s getting even more turned on, knowing that someone tried to enter, and keeping his foot on the door to prevent other incidents. His reflex is always so ready, always so alert. Curses from the outside, he won't let anyone in, not now that he is finally giving in and kissing you. It makes you so happy to know that you have him all to yourself.
He bites your lower lip. "You taste so good" growls between his teeth. Every time you hear his real voice, not distorted by a modulator, you get goosebumps. "So fucking good. My pretty girl." His voice is hot and dark, masculine and firm.
You giggle in his mouth and keep kissing him, wrapping one leg around his body, letting him rock his hips against yours and hump against your soaking wet entrance, and groaning in his mouth. He bites your lip grinning, hungry like a starving beast, knowing that you're already so wet and turned on just because of the kisses he's giving you.
You feel the dry humping will make you cum within seconds if it doesn't stop. When you are so close you could feel your heart racing and your face blushing, he suddenly stops and lowers his helmet back on. You whimper as you stop feeling his body on yours and his hand removed from your eyes. When he does, you see the beskar helmet looking at you, towering you as before. Mando then goes on his knees, slowly, you don't take your eyes off each other, he runs his hot hands on your thighs, under your dress, on your hips softly, making you sigh, his gentle touch is making you shudder. He grabs your soaked panties and takes them off, slowly, never interrupting eye contact. You take out one leg, then the other. He spreads your legs with his arms and looks at your swollen, throbbing, needy cunt.
"Mmm - so beautiful" he says, running one finger between your folds and pushing his middle finger inside your entrance, making you arch your back, squeeze your eyes shut and moan loudly. He starts fingering you slowly, but he is quick to speed up the pace.
Your panting and the wet, lewd noises your pussy makes as he fucks you with his finger fill the tiny room, and you're pretty sure people can hear from outside. He takes his finger out, followed by the hissing sound of him lifting his helmet, and then you feel a warm and wet tongue on your clit, making you gasp and groan deeply and way too loud. Everyone out there’s gonna know that the Mandalorian is making you feel so good. You feel so shameless, and you fucking love it.
"F-fuck!" you scream loudly as the Mandalorian grips your thighs and sinks into them with his mouth. You cover your mouth with your hands as he tastes how much you want him, humming in pleasure, the vibrations coming from his throat making your eyes roll over your head in pure ecstasy.
The way he eats you, as if he could never have enough, and keeps doing that for as long as he wants, tasting your sweet juices, taking all the time in the galaxy to reduce you to a whimpering, trembling mess, drives you fucking crazy.
You get so close to your orgasm already, your head gets dizzy, and when you're just there, he suddenly stops licking your clit. The sensation of the pre-orgasm rush leaving your body makes your legs shake in frustration and you desperately rock your hips looking for his mouth, but his iron grip on your thighs prevents you from moving one inch.
“Uh-uh. Not so fast” he whispers. You can feel his hot breath on your clit, just holding there as you tremble desperately.
And then, after a few seconds that seem to last like an eternity, he starts circling around your clit with his tongue, extremely slowly, carefully avoiding it, teasing you. When he feels that your body is calming down, he starts licking your clit once again, and then, when he feels you're getting closer, he fucking stops again, edging you once more. He kisses and bites your inner thigh, completely drenched in your arousal, and laughs sadistically at how much your body is begging for him.
He does that multiple times as a vengeance for teasing him so shamelessly in public. You are on the verge of tears, and your whole body is shaking, especially your legs, but his grip is so firm that it keeps you still and open wide over his mouth at his mercy.
"Please-please-please" you whimper desperately.
"What?" He asks in between slow, light licks around your clit.
"Please Mando make me cum" you cry out.
He does not answer. Only a single, swift lick on your swollen clit that makes your whole body jerk under his touch.
"Please, Mando! I'm begging you!" You sound so pathetic, he loves it. You hear a chuckle as he circles around your clit once again, then his middle finger is back inside your hot entrance, fucking you. Your pussy is so embarrassingly wet, you can feel your juices dripping down your inner thighs.
“You can only cum when I tell you so.” he says in between licks to your clit, the light touch of his lips making you shiver and sigh.
“P-please I c-can’t-” you try to articulate desperately.
“Hold it there.” he just doesn’t care how much you whimper. On the contrary, whimpering will only make this edging torture last longer.
He can hear your panting getting more and more out of control by the second.
“Yeah - hold it there” he loves having all this power on you.
You let out a deep sigh, trying to control the way your body reacts to his, but it’s impossible. You can’t focus on anything else apart from holding in your orgasm but you’re not sure how much further you can resist.
"Yeah mesh'la - cum. Cum for me." you can feel his hot breath against your pussy, and then his tongue is finally back on your clit, there to stay.
He pushes another finger inside and once again you feel the hot sensation of the orgasm building in your pussy, this time begging that he won’t stop.
"F-fuck Mando I-I’m-"
He purrs into your pussy and you finally cum into his mouth, your muscles desperately clenching around his fingers, your hands cover your mouth and muffle the screams of your orgasm, eyes so rolled back over your head, all you can see is pitch black darkness, you’re completely blown away by those few seconds of pure bliss.
By the time you are done, you are completely drained by pleasure and your head is spinning. He is licking dripping juices from your inner thighs, then he bites your soft flesh, humming, knowing he'll leave bruises only he'll be able to see, and finally he stands back up on his feet.
"Open your mouth" he says, you obey. You're still shaking and panting from how mind-blowing that was.
He sticks his two fingers coated in your arousal in your mouth and you sensually wrap them around your lips, pushing them deep in your throat.
"Yeah - like this" he says grinning satisfied as he watches you lick his fingers clean from tips to knuckle, his erection against your belly. He takes his fingers out and grabs your jaw, forcing your mouth open, and then he spits inside of it. You fucking love it, moaning at the feeling of being dominated that way, and swallow his saliva greedily. He slaps your face and chuckles. "What an obedient little slut." says, whispering in your ear, and then his tongue is again inside your mouth.
You can feel his mustache, lips and chin are wet from your arousal, his mouth now tastes like you, a warm and slightly salty taste that you don't mind. "Fuck. My pretty girl. Can’t ever get enough of you."
He kisses you for so long, taking all the time in the galaxy to make you feel like the most worshiped woman of the outer rim, cupping your face with his hands, caressing your cheeks, holding you tight and running his hands all over your body, wanting to feel every inch of you.
He lowers the helmet back on his face, then turns you around and bends you over the sink, in front of the mirror. 
“Open your eyes” he orders.
"Fuck" you whisper biting your lip, looking at how he towers over you, gripping your hips, feeling his rock hard erection grinding against your ass as his hips rock into yours.
He takes out his cock and starts sliding it between your folds and you can see fucking everything. You shake in anticipation and gasp. When he slowly inserts his dick inside of your needy, wet cunt you both moan shamelessly loud, not caring that anyone can hear you from outside, and when he starts thrusting into you, you go out of control and can't control how loud you're screaming.
"Quiet. Quiet, pretty girl." He puts one hand on your mouth, panting in your ear.
Your muffled screams seem to excite him even more. He is having fun sliding it in and out of you, painfully slow and groaning in your ear to drive you fucking crazy. He knows how much you love hearing him enjoying himself. The sound your dripping pussy makes when it takes it all in, greedily, desperately clenching around his thick cock, fills the room together with his hips rocking against your ass.
Having you bent like that, in front of the freshener's mirror, your leg on the sink, forced to look at the mess of you, blushing and sweaty, one of his hands on your thigh, the other one on your mouth, begging for the dick of that fully armored bounty hunter that terrified everyone out there, towering over you, turns you on so much and can’t take your eyes off the mirror. 
The banging on the door outside, the thought of someone wanting to enter, but it's blocked from Mando's foot planted firmly on the ground against it, knowing there's only a thin door separating your throbbing, needy cunt from the outside, all of those men looking at you earlier, hearing your screams and wishing they were the ones locked inside the bathroom with you, fucking you raw and dirty like the filthy whore that you are, but it's only the Mandalorian that you want, that can make you scream like this.
For a second he lifts his hand from your mouth, wanting to hear your voice.
"M-my - fuck - Mandalorian warrior, fucking me so good."
"Yeah?" You clench around him just by hearing his voice, his hand back on your mouth to muffle how much you are loving being fucked that way.
You take his hand and slide it towards your clit, but he slaps it away. You are so desperate, you want - no, you need - to cum again and start rubbing your clit with your own hand, only for him to take your hand away and cause you to whimper on the verge of tears for stimulation.
"Beg me." He orders, lifting his hand from your mouth so that he can hear you.
"P-please Mando make me cum, please, please" you whimper desperately.
He grins and achingly slowly moves his hand towards your slit, widening your pussy and starting to draw circles around your swollen clit with his middle finger, purposefully avoiding it to tease you.
It makes you shake and whimper desperately. Then he takes the soaked finger and puts it into your mouth.
"Yes, lick it all. Taste how much you want me."
You do, moaning and sucking and licking his finger clean. "Good girl." He slaps your face, then grabs your chin and forces you to lock your very same gaze in the mirror.
"I want you to look. Look at yourself when I make you cum."
His hand reaches your clit, starts rubbing it and you can't avoid arching your back and rolling your eyes in pleasure and letting out a deep moan.
He stops thrusting and massaging you, the hand holding your jaw grips tighter. "Hey. I told you to look." Then slaps you on the clit, making your body jerk and clench around him, making him gasp.
He starts thrusting and rubbing your clit again immediately after scolding you.
"When we're done, I - fuck - don't want you to put your panties back on. I want you to walk with my cum dripping down your legs. Everyone out there has to know that you're fucking mine." He growls between his teeth, his voice raspy through the modulator. That sentence takes you over the edge and you cum so hard, screaming with your mouth closed by his hand, gaze locked on yourself as he commanded. The muffled screaming is so loud, it fills the little room.
"Cyar'ika" he growls as soon as he feels your cunt rhythmically clenching around him. "Do you see how fucking beautiful you are when you cum for me? F-fuck I-I-" he muffles his scream gritting between his teeth as he cums, his cock is pulsing, his seed is spilling hot inside of you, but he keeps riding through both of your orgasms. 
He leans on you, panting and holding you tight, his dick still throbbing into your pussy. When he takes it out, you feel his seed slowly dripping from your inner thighs.
"Turn around." He orders, still panting.
You do, and he sits you on the sink and spreads your legs open.
"Fuck. So beautiful." He is mesmerized by the sight of your pussy filled by him, still clenching in waves of aftershock. He runs his fingers on your inner thighs to collect all the drops of seed that escaped and pushes them back into your opening. He has some fun with it, you can tell he is grinning under the helmet, then he brings his fingers to your mouth and you obediently suck them clean, tasting the lust of you both.
When you get out of the bathroom, you feel everyone's eyes on you two. You've never done anything so shameless and nasty in your life, and you fucking loved it. Every second of it.
You walk towards the exit, Mando behind you, his hand wrapped around your hip. You feel his cum dripping down your legs and you wonder if the people looking at you are noticing. Mando's words echo in your head. Everyone out there has to know that you're fucking mine. He definitely made sure of that. You can’t help smiling.
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hvnnibvni · 1 year
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Together Again | JJK *part 2*
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Pairings: Jungkook/Reader
Genre: Mature themes. Romance. Angst. Arranged marriage AU. Childhood best friends to lovers AU.
Warnings: cheating, reader is a rope bunny (ALLEGEDLY), hard!dom JK, switch!reader, reader likes to be slutted out, drunken sex, unplanned pregnancy(this is in the end dw😅), cunnilingus, oral (both receiving), fighting (talk shit get hit) daddy!kink, praise!kink, dirty talk, spanking, hair pulling. Just all around nasty y’all.
Summary: After reader finds her long-term boyfriend in bed with their mutual friend. She moves back into her family home, but under one condition. She has to marry her childhood friend that has been arranged since their childhood. For a wedding gift they go to a mountainous getaway with a group of friends, reader is told that ex and mutual friend get invited, so reader and jk decide to pretend not to know each other to avoid any confusion or miscommunication.
Authors note: Heyyy~ how are you? Welcome back. I’m going to try to release once a day idk yet still trying to figure this app out 😭 I sound old asf bruh but we gone get through it lol. Anyways ENJOY BB🤍
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‘ Oh these bitches got me all the way fucked up’
“well I guess we could go back home for a while. Right my lovelies?” You ask your two afghan hounds, Cleo and Benji. You two babies you’d be damned if you’d let that piece of shit keep them. He can’t even keep himself.
As you drive home you think about what you’re going to say to you parents. You know they’re gonna be upset you left in the first place for someone who had ‘unknown origins’ but you never saw it that way. You really did love him, but you weren’t going to cry over a man. That just wasn’t in you. What would your mother say? You’d rather not think about what you father would say
when you pull up to the security gate the guard is surprised to see you, but none the less let’s you in and quickly gets in the phone. Most likely to tell your parents you were coming up no doubt. “Nothings changed,” you say to yourself as you drive through the landscape up to the manor. As you pull up to the mansion you see you mother running out to great you. “My baby! You’re home! I’ve missed you so much.” Your mother exclaimed as she kisses you all over your face. “Hey mama,” you laugh. “Where’s Dad?” You ask following her into the house. “Oh he’s up int the drawing room right now, he has a guess at the moment. Maybe it’s someone you might remember.” She says smirking to herself. “ I know that look mummy, who’s here?” “An old friends is all I’m going to say,” your mother had a cheeky look on her face when she said that. “Oh you’re up to something weird,” you say to her but ultimately you let it go.
“So are you going to tell you why you’ve come here all of a sudden after no contact for 5 years?” Your mother presses. “I doubt you don’t already know, I know you and daddy have been keeping tags on me since I left.” You answer her as she gives you an innocent face. “I do but I’d like to hear the story from you.” Your mother has been keeping tabs on you since you left, so she definitely knows the whole story. So you tell her everything. What they did and everything they’ve said about you. “Well good thing you didn’t have to deal with trivial matters like that anymore,” she says rolling her eyes at the thought of you ex. “What does that mean momma?” You ask catching the double meaning in her words. “It means you will have a chance to make things right for you and the family reputation.you know what we had to go though and cover up once you left.” She tells you low key reprimanding you at the same time.
*sigh* ”okay momma I’ll do whatever it takes to go back to being the head of the family, and kill those pieces of shit classily.” You tell your mom smirking. Your mom laughs at you change of mood, and leads you to the drawing room where you father is. You hear voices on the other side of the doors besides your fathers. Your mother open the door excited to show your father that you’re back home. When she does you dad looks like he expected to see you on the other side, while he looks at you but you’re focused on the man sitting across from him. “Jungkook,” You breathe out. “Hey y/n long no see,” he says with a breath taking smile. “ welcome home y/n we were actually just talking about you. Before we can accept you back we have one condition.” Your father explains to you. “And what is that daddy?” You ask already having an idea as you continue ti stare at Jungkook. Amazed at how much more mature he’s gotten.
“You have to agree to our previous arrangement, and marry Jungkook.” You father says not wasting anytime. Well at least he welcomed you back. You’d expected him to not speak to acknowledge your existence while you were there. “Okay. I’ll do it.” You rempli to your father watching him stand and make his way over to you. You weren’t expecting him to hug you, but he does. It’s the most loving hug you’ve ever received from you father. ”I’ve missed you babydoll,” he whispers kissing your forehead. “I’ve missed you too daddy,” you say hugging him back trying not to cry.
After a while your mother steps in “I’d hate to break up this touching moment, but we need to get y/n ready for tonight.” You look at her confused “what’s tonight?” “Your engagement party of course!” She says excitedly “why did I think I’d at least have a week to get settled in. You guys already had this planned out didn’t you? I bet you guys called the Jeon family as soon as you found out I was coming right?” You interrogate. Your father chuckles next to you as you look at you parents incredulously. “It was your fathers idea. I said we should wait at least a day.” You mother adds. “ of course it was,” you say as your father looks the other direction with a cheeky smile.
you turn to look at Jungkook who’s been unusually quiet. Watching the scene in front of him. “Were you in on this too?” You ask him looking past your parents. “I actually just found out the moment before you came in,” he responds with a small smile. “But I can say it’s been some of the best news I’ve gotten all week. I really missed you y/n.” He says scratching the nape of his neck. You and Jungkook have been arranged since childhood. He’s always had a crush on you, it broke his heart when you refused to marry him for someone else. But now that he has you he’s not going to let you go again. “I missed you too JK, you’ve grown up so much I barely even recognized you,” you say chuckling. “Yeah I know right. It’s crazy how much people can change over a short amount of time.” He says looking at you with a look you just couldn’t decipher.
Before you could respond you mother cuts in again “Ma fille, we really need to get you ready for tonight. Ah please take her bags up to her room and get her into the proper attire.” You mother asks the head maid. “Oh and burn whatever she’s wearing.” She points at your outfit , covering her face with a look of disgust. “Cheri what is this atrocity you’re wearing. It hurts to look at.” You were wearing white beach shorts, a stripped tee and a green cardigan. It’s not what you were used to wearing when you were home. But it was comfortable and made you stand out less. “Momma it’s not that bad,” you defend. “No babydoll your mothers right. That’s not something anyone in our family would wear, maybe if the cardigan wasn’t the same shade of puke it would pass as inside clothes. No scratch that no one would ever wear that in their entire lives.” You father adds looking slightly disgusted. You look at you parents shocked at them reading you to filth. Behind them you see Jungkook holding his laughter while covering his face. Before you could defend yourself further you’re already being ushered out of the room.
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dozing-marshmallow · 9 months
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Would it be alright of I request some headcannons for Chris x co-host reader? Where the reader enjoys the show/challenges the show puts the contestants through just as much as he does? Thx!! 💕
P.S. I really enjoy your writing!
Hi there! Absolutely! And thank you so much, I’m so happy to hear that you enjoy my writing! 😊 Enjoy!
CHRIS MCLEAN X CO-HOST READER HEADCANONS
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Regardless of how high your reputation was, this was still Chris’ show; you were lucky to be on it. 
If he thought you were hogging the spotlight for too long, he wouldn’t hesitate to interrupt you mid sentence.
Alike the man in question, you had your humble introduction, and screen time explaining the concept of Total Drama to the audience alongside him.
You quickly became famous for interjecting Chris towards the end of his explanation of orders to the campers, with filthy suggestions that poured more weight on their behalf.
Wouldn’t help when you covered your lips in pretend apology.
Unlike Chris and Chef, who chose to eat in the separate tent away from the contestants, you went out of your way to eat in the mess hall, same time as them to rub it in their faces the better quality of food you got in comparison to theirs.
Some of the nicer contestants like Owen and Beth begged endearingly for a share, whilst some of the daring contestants such as Duncan and Leshawna spat curses on you.
Needless to mention, you never let them have that slice of heaven.
There was an episode where Chris let you have complete control over the challenge and whether or not it was a reward one.
“In spirit of the summer camp, I’ve decided on a gardening challenge.” You explain to him,“Each contestant will pick a seed to plant, and they will be given no instruction to what their seed will need in order to grow, so if they’re really stumped, they may be allowed to get a look at their respective seed guides or swap out their seed...in exchange of answering ten questions correctly. These questions can be about anything ranging from humanities to math. For that process, we’ll have them locked in a glass chamber with an easily accessible separate compartment above them filled with all attainable enemies of gardening. Fruit flies, mosquitos, lacewings etc.” 
You pause to look at Chris, seeing how he’s catching on where it’s going by his restless face expression,“For every question they answer wrong, the hatch will open automatically, slowly. First team that’s able to have all members grow something will win.”
“Wow! Okay, that’s a really good challenge idea. I’m surprised I didn’t come up with that!” Chris commended you, before he broke out into laughter,“It’ll boost the ratings for sure!” He notices your ready tray of seeds and begins reading out the labels,“Talipot palm... Raspberries... Potatoes... Tomatoes... Hey (Y/N)...” he finds you already beaming at him,“This is a guess...but don’t a lot of these seeds need at least a month to grow?”
“Exactly.”
Also known as the episode of which they do not speak of.
You never understood how in spite of that, you were still the more favourable host to the contestants.
Maybe because you weren’t as self centred as Chris?
Either way, you used every figment of hope to remind them that you aren’t there to make anything easier.
And you remained that way, up to where the show was supposed to be over, had it not been for Owen deciding to gamble his luck and kicking off a new game.
“Owen’s definitely lost his win now.” You comment wearily.
“Tell me about it.” Chris yawns,“I’m so bored. Wanna get back to the lodge?”
“Say no more.”
Long story short, you basically called it- not only did Owen lose his money, but thirteen other contestants got tied with him.
Given the situation, Chris declares a new immediate season, where you would be cued to open an empty briefcase for the producers to have someone edit wads of cash in.
However, you accidentally open up the wrong briefcase, this briefcase storing a pack of water snakes that slithered out onto the planks and into the lake, causing the contestants of the future season(apart from Izzy) to scream and frantically swim their way onto land.
It was a ridiculous scene, but what can be done? You and Chris laugh as the final episode of the season comes to a close.
You’re already looking forward to what happens next! And you have a good sensation the contestants feel the same.
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Eddie X restaurant X chopsticks lol
Couldn't decide if I wanted lovesick Eddie or mischievous Eddie, so I went with both 🤷‍♀️
Warnings: mentions of smut (but nothing actually happens), reader has shitty parents
WC: 1.4k oops
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Laying in the back of Eddie’s van, head resting on his bare chest and intertwining your cherry-red nails with his jet black ones, you should feel completely at ease. The hazy post-sex glow envelops you both, and you snuggle in closer to him, trying to alleviate the anxiety bubbling in your chest.
“What’s going on, Sweetheart?” he murmurs into your hair, pressing a tender kiss to your scalp. You’ve only been together for three months, but he already knows when something’s eating you. There’s no point in trying to lie to him.
“My, um, my parents want to meet you,” you mumble, feeling your cheeks heat up in embarrassment. “When I go home in a few weeks.” You’d only moved to Indianapolis, a short forty-minute drive from your hometown, but it’s far enough that you don’t get to see your family very often.
Eddie breathes a sigh of relief. “‘S that all?” He rubs your shoulder, nuzzling into your neck so that his curly hair tickles your shoulders. “Jesus, I thought you were breaking up with me or somethin’.” He kisses across your collarbones, sending shivers of pleasure down your spine. 
“They’re just so…pretentious,” you tell him, rolling your eyes. “Like, we can’t just order pizza at home; they want to take us out for sushi.”
“Sushi?” Eddie wrinkles his nose. “As in…raw fish? And seaweed?” He puffs out his cheeks. “You’re lucky ‘m so crazy ‘bout you, baby.”
Somehow, that sentiment isn’t comforting. Because you know that Eddie would do damn near anything for you, even endure a sushi dinner with your high-strung parents, but you can’t promise that they’ll treat him with the respect he deserves. They’d always imagined you being with some well-to-do trust fund city boy, not a guy from a trailer park in Hawkins, Indiana. Eddie came to Indianapolis with just his guitar and a dream, and while his goal of being a rockstar hadn’t quite taken off yet, he was one of the hardest working people you’d ever met. Working at the record store during the day, playing bar gigs at night, and making time for you in between. You didn’t know how he managed it. And through it all, he never once made you feel like an obligation or a burden.
And so, weeks later, you and Eddie sit side-by-side in your Toyota Corolla as you pull into the restaurant parking lot. Eddie offered to drive his van, but you knew that just hearing the way the gears grind would unnerve your parents. Instead, you made some excuse about your car getting better gas mileage, and he’d gone along with it.
“We’re here,” you announce through gritted teeth, killing the engine. You grip your boyfriend’s hand, calloused from years of guitar playing. “God, I feel like I’m leading you into the lion’s den.” 
Eddie’s quiet for a moment—a rarity for him—before he finally asks the question that’s been wracking his brain since you’d told him about this dinner. “If your parents don’t like me, are you gonna…” He can’t even finish the thought, looking down at the floor mats, a pinkish tinge coloring his cheeks. 
“Oh, Eds.” Your heart splinters at the mere thought of leaving him. “No, I would never. I love my parents, but I hate their snap judgments. I know who you are, and I love who you are, and that’s what matters.” You manage a smile and start to open your door. 
“Wait!” Eddie suddenly exclaims, leaping from his seat and running to your side of the car. He holds the door open, waiting for you to unbuckle your seatbelt. “Allow me, m’lady.”
You can’t help but giggle as he takes your hand and helps you out of the car. “Thank you, kind sir,” you reply with a small curtsy. 
Eddie looks around, checking if the coast is clear before giving your ass a light smack. You gasp at the sudden contact, but he just chuckles. “Had to sneak one in before I gotta be on my best behavior.”
Walking into the restaurant hand-in-hand, you find your parents sitting at a booth by the window. “Mom, Dad,” you start after kissing them both ‘hello,’ “this is Eddie. My boyfriend. Eddie, these are my parents.” While you know Eddie will pick up on the strain in your voice, you hope your parents will remain oblivious. 
“Nice to meet you both,” Eddie greets them, extending his hand for your dad to shake. But the older man just looks at it and frowns. 
“Is that nail polish?” he asks, furrowing his brows. “A bit girly, don’t you think?”
Off to a great start. 
“It really completes his stage image,” you jump in, desperately trying to save a flustered Eddie. “He’s an amazing guitarist. Even has his own band!”
This piques your mom’s interest. “Oh,” she says, smiling politely. “What kind of music do you play? I’ve always loved The Beatles.”
“Um, mostly metal,” Eddie shrugs. “Ozzy, Dio, Metallica?”
Your mom’s expression falters. “I can’t say I’m familiar with their work.” She makes no attempt to continue the conversation, and you each stare at your menus in awkward silence. 
The waiter’s arrival is a welcome disruption. You order a tuna roll and a California roll for you and Eddie to share, trying to keep the discussion light. Your parents ask about work, and you give enough detail to satisfy them without warranting further questions. 
“So, Eddie,” your dad asks, making direct eye contact with your boyfriend, “what do you do for a living?”
Eddie grins proudly. “I manage a record store. Worked my way up from stock boy; now, I basically run the place.” He glances at you and gives you a look that says, Nailed it. But you’ve been down this road before. 
Your father considers his response. “Hmm,” he finally says, “I didn’t know they hired people with tattoos for managerial positions.”
You cringe as Eddie’s face falls. “Um, Mom,” you stammer nervously, picking at an invisible hangnail, “how’s Grandma?”
Temporarily reprieved from the interrogation, Eddie leans back in his seat and discretely squeezes your hand. You squeeze back, making a mental note to apologize profusely for your parents’ behavior. 
When dinner arrives, you only have a moment of calm before the next crisis presents itself. Eddie unravels his cloth napkin to reveal chopsticks. Fucking chopsticks. A man who could—and had—eat spaghetti with his hands, and you’d forgotten to warn him about the chopsticks. 
“If you need a fork—” you start in a hushed whisper, but Eddie shakes his head, expertly using the utensils to pick up a piece of the tuna roll, gently coating it in soy sauce and popping it into his mouth. 
What the fuck?
The rest of the meal is filled with mundane chatter, and you’re just grateful that your parents stopped grilling your boyfriend. The boyfriend who suddenly has the ability to wield chopsticks like he’s been using them his whole life. 
“Eddie,” you hiss under your breath as your mom excuses herself to the restroom and your dad tries to flag over the waiter for a drink refill, “since when do you know how to use chopsticks?”
Eddie gives one of his signature mischievous smirks. “Been ordering Chinese takeout everyday for lunch this week, just so I could learn.” He presses a chaste kiss to your cheek. “Impressed?”
You nod enthusiastically. “Very.”
“Good.” There’s a twinkle in his eyes, and he lowers his voice to whisper in your ear: “Because I’m gonna need a reward for sitting through this dinner, and I’d like to show you what else these fingers can do.”
Your eyes widen. “Okay,” you turn towards your father, “Dad, we’ve gotta go. I forgot I told my boss that I’d turn in a project by midnight tonight,” you babble, reaching for your purse. 
“It’s only 6:30,” your dad protests, glancing at his wristwatch. 
“Yeah, well, it’s a big project. Massive.” You awkwardly hold your arms out wide to emphasize your point. It’s not until you hear Eddie stifle a laugh that you realize the implication you’ve made. “Well, bye. See you soon!” You take Eddie’s hand and practically sprint out of the restaurant. 
“So,” he says once you’re back in the safety of your Toyota, waggling his eyebrows teasingly, “massive, huh?”
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nanabrainrot · 8 months
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1. Three Breaths [Gojo & Nanami] Kinktober
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Day 1: Double Penetration in One Hole
Warnings! MMF threesome, unprotected sex, double creampie, not proofread written straight from the pussíe
✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏Love, Nanami and Gojo…
“Just breathe, baby.”
Ken is always so sweet-talking; that’s why you usually preferred his company. The better part of your dynamic with Satoru and Kento were that they allowed wiggle room: you usually got to call the shots with whom you were staying with. The blessings of having two boyfriends were expansive: who doesn’t want two tall and handsome men doting on them?
Satoru? He nudges a bit forward anyway, his dick sliding deeper into your stretching hole - you never took them both in your pussy before. To take two dicks this big was nothing short of a medical miracle and a fast track to getting your mind broken in.
Shit, you were already halfway there.
“Can I fuck you yet, schnookums?” Satoru smiles into the nape of your neck from where he was behind you, hot abs taut against the skin of your glistening back.
You can’t speak really - that’s why you chose to face Kento. His eyes captures every meaning in your expression so seamlessly and without issue and he reads you like a book aloud: “You can fuck her, Satoru. She nodded a bit.”
Satoru nuzzles into your neck, pecking little kisses on the skin before pushing further with his dick scraping against Kento’s own shaft. Lucky your insides were so full of lube and your own slick that the two shafte rubbed without much friction.
So Kento moves.
Satoru is a man who means well to his girls. The plethora of pussy in his life had been irregular. Women were like an all-you-can-eat buffet to him. Why should he only fuck one forever? Yet, the enticing casual nature of your casual affection for him was attracting. You weren’t pussy on call - you were something sort of kind of like a girlfriend but not really. You were for sure Kento’s girl though.
Kento’s apartment was the perfect spot for this. The neat sheets slightly wrinkled among the pressure of knees and Ken’s form against the sheets as he bucked into you with a consistent tenderness Satoru never denied: Kento fucked you like a lover without fail. Satoru fucked you like a slut.
The shafts sliding, rubbing against the ridges of your pussy was filling, numbing to the psychology. Your mind was mushy, your insides mushy, and it was like everything sensation of your body was erased to feel nothing but full. You couldn’t register Satoru’s big hands gripping your hips hard enough to bruise tomorrow. Damn sure you couldn’t realize the hickeys Kento was sucking into your neck. Deeper, one hammering the cervix while Kento’s tapped your g-spot as a leisurely pace. They’re so - so warm.
It’s a sensation you can’t seem to focus on anything else, eyes out of focus and big and glassy and not seeing Kento’s beautiful fucked out face even though it wasn’t even four inches from your own. Blurred by your tears, your mouth can barely breath but it just happened to be open like a silent scream. Nothing but a little yelp here and there that is so choked neither can hear it as they chase their own highs.
Deeper. Satoru’s thick, the veins are heavy and pressed to your walls like his veins could mold your ridges to have them imprinted in them permanently. He could probably given the tight squeeze of your warmth. Kento’s dick, long and thin, prods gently at your g-spot in languid strokes compared to Satoru’s brute strokes. You can’t really feel the hands, see the eyes, know where or who you are right now even after you gush - cream spilling on the two cocks like coated in slimy icing, thick like custard with a squelk squelk squelkkkk…
The strokes stutter to a stop from Satoru, a long choked cry with his head back as his dick twitches against Kento’s long velvety shaft that was soaked in his cum and their girl’s cum. Satoru’s eyes roll back as Kento’s strokes still. Pushing the other dick into your ridges as they pulse hot and heavy loads into you. Squelk, squelk, squelkkk…
You fall into Kento’s waiting arms, spent and stupid, with eyes watering. That grin is just a muscle reaction as you lay there in contentment with Kento’s big hands running up and down your sides. Satoru could - no, would save this memory forever.
Click!
Stupid and spent, you don’t even glance at the flash behind you. Who cares if there was a picture of you like this: sprawled on Kento’s toned physique with his drooling softening dick under you seeping and gaping hole of white. Naked in your nature state: one tear slips as Kento presses a mild kiss to your temple, still trying to catch your breath as your chest rises and falls. The world is a king-sized bed at 11pm.
Squelk, as Satoru empties the remnants of your water-based lube into his right hand with a smile. He asks, a soft murmur into your ear:
“We’ll try the other hole now, okay?”
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lawsofchaos1 · 1 year
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Promptlet: Malec Early Meeting
Izzy and Jace start clubbing early because Shadowhunters consider themselves adults around fourteen when they begin full mission status at the Institute. So, sixteen year old Alec just sighs and brings his Advanced Clave Law seminar work to Pandemonium and sits in the corner of the bar with a thick legal text and his battered spiral notebook for his rough draft essays. He doesn’t care if Jace and Izzy are taking field assignments, they’re still his little siblings and need a chaperone.
Magnus, obviously, starts hearing gossip from his bemused bartenders about the young nephilim downing club sodas with lime while frantically highlighting a battered copy of the Accords and decides he needs to figure out what's going on. Immediately.
So, Magnus ends up chatting with Alec (who, as it turns out, really likes the Shirley Temple Magnus snaps up for him in what was supposed to be a joke) and starts flipping through Alec's latest homework assignment. Magnus blinks, snaps up another Shirley Temple to keep Alec busy, and carefully reads the essay twice over, pulling out his own notebook (bound leather and fountain pen with a gold nib of course) halfway through. Alec found a loophole, a big loophole, that would exempt Downworlders from being questioned without notification to their faction leader. 
Alec is an absolute disaster of a baby gay whenever Magnus so much as says hello or looks in his general direction, but, once he starts arguing the Law? He is vicious and ruthless and sharply concise. (Although Magnus becomes a little bit of a disaster himself when Alec absentmindedly starts chewing on his cherry stem while debating the finer points of interpreting The Clave vs. HOTI-Beijing, 1823.)
Ragnor comes over all the way from England just to see Magnus utterly lose his cool at this now seventeen year old shadowhunter who is literally drinking Shirley Temples and eating his weight in the extra cherries the bartenders slip him because they adore him too. Also, in terms of relationship dynamics? I think it would be kind of fun to explore Alec having a gigantic crush on Magnus (and Magnus just kind of utterly adoring Alec in turn between his obvious looks and, more importantly, his intelligence and his sharp humor and just .. everything) but also realizing that Alec is seventeen.
Alec is much more open (not that he had a snowball's chance in hell of hiding his Gigantic Crush on the High Warlock from anyone in Pandemonium except his siblings), and wages what amounts to pretty much open warfare to get Magnus to date him. He's insistent that Shadowhunters don't mature as slowly as mundanes (which.. fair) and makes bulleted lists and actions plans for every reason Magnus tries to say he deserves better/Magnus is too old/Alec is too young/etc.
And.. just how the Downworlders slide a stray Shirley Temple across the table for advice? Alec starts bringing little vouchers for a certain amount of advice time (or maybe little cupcakes or chocolate chip cookies that he makes for Jace and Izzy or something?) and slides them furtively across the table.
"Where might one take the High Warlock of Brooklyn out on a date?"
And then somehow two days later Magnus ends up in Central Park responding to a call from one of his warlocks and instead Alec is waiting there with a picnic lunch and a blanket and looking very, very smug.
This teenage Shadowhunter is outsmarting him. What even is this?
Also, Can you imagine the first time an old fling of Magnus' portals in to Pandemonium for the evening, expecting a night of fun, and the moment they ask where Magnus is at the bar, every Downworlder in hearing distance is glaring? Suddenly a good dozen wolves and vampires put aside their decades old fights and start running interference to keep this brazen interloper away from where Alec is holding court ranting about the Clave's shoddy grammar and lack of consistent position on Oxford commas (which, how dare) and how that can be used to interpret their latest ruling in three different ways, depending on what side you want to fight on.
(Magnus is sighing and staring dreamily from across the table.)
One day, Camille starts her usual nastiness and trying to get Magnus to come crawling back and Magnus feels .. nothing for her. The only thing Magnus feels is rage that Camille would try to interfere when he's clearly ... dating someone now.
And Magnus blinks wildly internally because holy shit he's dating Alec. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN MAGNUS DOES NOT KNOW
I do think Magnus would hold off on anything physical until Alec was what Magnus considered of age, so think how fun it would be to explore how the two of them date when their primary love language can't include sex?
Think of all the cuddles and the literal sleeping together and the hand holding and the forehead kisses and, excuse me but did I mention the cuddles? I really want Magnus and Alec cuddling on Magnus' throne at Pandemonium after a hard patrol and Alec falling asleep and all the Downworlders just kind of cooing at their very favorite nephilim.
(I also imagine an impressively oblivious pair of siblings who don't realize their brother isn't just moping in a corner while they dance for literal years.)
When Alec is older maybe Jace and Izzy start trying to subtly tell him it's okay to be gay, he doesn't have to hide it - they'll still love him, and Alec is just .. like .... 'what are you talking about?' as he smugly claims his gorgeous boyfriend.
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yourplayersaidwhat · 1 year
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"I'm the brains, your the brawns"
DM: You're in the dungeon. You don't hear anything except a dripping noise from somewhere. Also, it's pitch black because neither of you have dark vision.
Fairy Ranger: I'll cast light!
Goliath (Totem) Barbarian: Wait! We don't know what's down here! Let me borrow your bat. I'll cast beast sense. 
DM: *Explains part of a layout. Important parts being 2 undead creatures shambling in one room, on the other side of the dungeon there's a room of bunkbeds with a colorful ornate lock* 
Fairy Ranger: TO THE UNDEAD!
Goliath Barbarian: No! If we don't need to fight them, let's avoid it. We're here for the magical artifact. We don't need to start unnecessary fights. 
Fairy Ranger: Come on though! it'll be fun!
Goliath barbarian: Go on ahead, I'm going the other way!
Fairy Ranger: Whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait. I'm squishy! I'll literally die with you! I'm the brains your the brawns. 
Goliath barbarian: ... 
Fairy Ranger: *Cheering very loudly when Goliath solves the color lock puzzle* 
DM: Goliath, with your passive perception you hear the shuffling quiet down. 
Fairy Ranger: Oh sweet they're further away!
Goliath Barbarian: I dive under a bunk bed and hide *rolls really well*
Fairy Ranger: Ok, seeing Goliath hide I'll also hide behind the door. 
DM: The currently unlocked door? 
Fairy Ranger: uh. yes? 
DM: ... Fine then. *Rolls poorly* Well shit they somehow don't see you even with dark vision. 
Goliath Barbarian: Oh and the 8 foot tall giant hiding under fairy sized bunk beds is much better hidden. 
DM: Excellent point. Probably better than the door though. 
Fairy Ranger: GOLIATH HELP! *Decided to sneak off and attack the undead without the barbarian* 
Goliath Barbarian: Considering I'm underwater I'm guessing I don't hear her? 
DM: Correct. What are you picking up?
Goliath Barbarian: I'll roll for the ore for the fifth lock. I'm pretty sure it's sapphire from your riddle. 
Fairy Ranger: I'M GOING TO DIE! (Does not die, because she managed to escape to the barbarian)
DM: The sphinx roars for you to solve her riddles three. What do you own but others use more?
Fairy Ranger: Uhhhhhhhhh. Don't worry I got this Goliath! I'm the brains after all! You're the brawns. 
Goliath Barbarian: Your name? 
DM: Very good. I'm impressed you got that!
Goliath Barbarian: I get lucky every once in awhile. 
DM: It brings back the lost as though never gone, shines laughter and tears with light long since shone, a moment to make, a life time to shed, valued then but lost when you're dead.
Fairy Ranger: Oh oh a story!
DM: Wrong. 
Goliath Barbarian: Memories. 
DM: Correct, how impressive! Now. How will you die? 
Goliath barbarian: Hopefully in battle protecting my loved ones. 
Fairy Ranger: I never will! *Ranger gets attacked by Sphinx and has to solve a 'penalty course'.*
Fairy Ranger: We did it! Because I'm the brains and he's the brawns!
Goliath Barbarian: Ah yes, with my +2 int. I'm of course dumb. 
Fairy Ranger: HAHAHA I've got a 0. So your the brains AND the brawns! What am I then?
DM: The comedic relief? 
Fairy Ranger: Excellent! I'm better at that. Riddles are hard. 
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whatever happens tonight, tedtrent nation... i loved our chats 🫡 and listen, we were not delusional, only hopeful for a story that would make perfect sense, be compelling and fit within the themes of the show, so let's not put ourselves down
that said... yes, this little thing i wrote is just pure self-indulgent romcommunism, not how i actually think/hope the show might end
transcript under the cut
INT. NELSON ROAD - PRESS ROOM
We see journalists filing out after a press event. At the front of the room, standees advertising Trent Crimm’s new book: “The Lasso Way”.
INT. NELSON ROAD - AN UNIDENTIFIED ROOM - CONTINUOUS
TRENT CRIMM is decompressing playing with a fidget toy. An ASSISTANT from his publishing company enters.
TRENT
God, I loathe being on this side of the press room.
ASSISTANT
I'm sorry, Mr. Crimm, but there's one more person who wants to ask you a question.
TRENT
Absolutely not, I’m done talking to the press. I am not fielding yet another “Why did Ted Lasso leave for Kansas so suddenly?”
The Assistant sighs like someone who got roped into participating in some stranger’s corny joke.
ASSISTANT
He told me to tell you he's from Horse & Hound.
TRENT
I don't-
Trent freezes as he recognises the reference to Notting Hill. He frowns. Surely not…?
ASSISTANT (O.S.)
He's waiting in the press room.
But Trent is already leaving the room in a hurry.
INT. NELSON ROAD - PRESS ROOM - CONTINUOUS
TED LASSO is sitting in the empty room in Trent's old spot, looking down at the book in his hands. We hear the door click. 
TRENT
(softly)
Ted.
Ted looks up and smiles. His hand shoots up in the air. 
TED
Oh! Mr. Crimm! Here!
Trent ducks his head with a smile, instantly disarmed, and plays along. He sits at the table.
TRENT
Yes, the gentleman in the second row. I like your moustache.
Ted stands up.
TED
(a little flustered)
Oh, thank you, sir. Ted Lasso, Horse & Hound. So do I have this right: shortly after meeting this clueless American, you upended your personal life, and later blew up your whole career for him as well, then proceeded to follow him for a year writing a book, after which he suddenly left with a sorry excuse of a goodbye. And that guy only realized what it all meant to you, and… and what you meant to him, after he read the dedication you wrote in this book that you sent to him.
TRENT
Have you got a question in there, Ted?
TED
Yeah...
(a little nervous, but smiling)
Can I take you out to dinner, Trent?
TRENT
(matching Ted’s smile)
Yes you can, Ted.
A romantic song starts playing. They keep smiling at each other like they’re the only two people in the room (and they are, but that’s besides the point).
FIN.
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