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Operation "Kiss the Girl" | Chapter 1: The First Date

Summary: With the help of Jade and Floyd, Ace and Deuce put the first step of their "Kiss the Girl" plan into motion. What better way to woo your true love than sharing a private candlelit dinner in the Mostro Lounge together?

Genre: Fem!Reader. Lots of pining. Fluff.

Notes: This is a long one at 2,891 words! I plan on writing at least two more parts after this, so stay tuned for them 💜

“Shrimpy’s in love with Azul?!”

The tweels stared slack-jawed at Ace and Deuce, wondering if this was some sort of prank they had the audacity to try to pull on them. Were they still angry about almost getting squeezed to death by Floyd during that whole contract debacle? Tsk, humans get so offended by everything.

"She is!" Deuce exclaimed. "And the only way to turn her back to a human is to have Azul, her true love, kiss her within three days!"

"Hmm…" Jade tapped a finger against his chin. "Ace, Deuce, for your sakes, I hope you're telling us the complete truth. Otherwise, I'll have to use Shock the Heart on you."

"We swear, Jade-senpai!" Ace cried, slamming his hands on the table. "We didn't come all the way here to mess with you!"

"Please believe us. [Name] is in a dangerous situation right now because of our stupidity. We can't just leave her to stay a mermaid forever. We need your help."

In one last attempt to persuade the twins for help, Ace and Deuce got up from the booth and prostrated themselves on the floor of the Mostro Lounge. With their faces to the floor, both of them yelled simultaneously, "Please!"

The twins shared a look, debating if getting involved in such frivolous human affairs was worth their time. After several painstakingly long moments, they finally reached a consensus.

"All right, we believe you, and we'll help you."

"Really?!"

"On one condition."

"Oh no," Ace groaned, earning a swift smack on the head from Deuce.

"There's no room for complaining! We promised to help [Name], so we have to see this through."

"Fine,” Ace sighed. “What's the condition?"

"That you'll help us help Azul confess his feelings to her."

"Sure! No problem! That will be easy—wait, confess his feelings?!"

"You haven't seen how Azul gives her those sickly sweet goo goo eyes?" Floyd sighed, rolling his eyes at the thought. "He's like a sea sponge that soaks up any kind of attention he gets from her."

"Wait a minute. So you're saying that their feelings are mutual?"

"It would seem so," Jade replied. "Ah, I do love a good story about sea-crossed lovers."

"Isn't it star-crossed...nevermind. Yes, we'll help you come up with a plan for him to confess to her!"

"Excellent. Go prepare [Name] for a romantic candlelit dinner tonight. We'll make sure Azul is dressed to impress."

"He's also gonna need some time to calm those nerves of his. He already turns into a tomato-faced mess when [Name] is mentioned~"

"Are you sure that you'll be able to convince him to have dinner with her?"

"Oh, don't worry," Jade answered, flashing a smile that showed off his sharp teeth. "We have our ways.”

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Earlier That Day

“Professor, what’s that?”

“It's a seashell necklace imbued with the voices of shapeshifting sirens,” Crewel answered Ace, leaning down beside the bathtub you were soaking in and clasping the jewelry around your neck. “It will allow her to return to her human form for a short while.”

“Professor, you’re amazing!”

“Don’t start flattering me yet, puppies,” Crewel replied sharply, shooting the duo another one of his infamous terrifying glares. “It can only hold its power for a limited amount of time. You’ll know it’s running low when scales begin to resurface on her skin. When that happens, come find me. I’ll restore its magical properties with a vial of a siren’s song.”

“Yes, sir!”

“And don’t think your idiocy will go unpunished. I’ll go easier on you for being so willing to help out your friend, but once she’s back to normal, I’m going to whip you both into shape.”

“Y-Yes, sir!”

“Now, I’ll be taking my leave. I’ll leave her care in your hands. Do not make me regret it.”

“We won’t let anything happen to [Name]!” Deuce promised.

“You can count on us!” Ace added.

“Good. Then I’ll be on my way.”

The three of you watched as Crewel gathered his things and wordlessly strolled out of Ramshackle Dorm. The atmosphere turned heavy as the realization of the impossible mission you all needed to accomplish finally dawned on you. But not one for reveling in misery, Ace was there to lighten the mood.

“Well, it’s time to work on getting [Name] her little smooch with Azul!”

“Y-You don’t have to put it like that, Ace!” you cried, hiding your flushed face in your hands.

“Aw, is someone embarrassed? Are you going to turn as red as the Little Mermaid’s hair when he puckers his lips for you?”

“Keep up your shenanigans and I’ll let Jade and Floyd make a seafood meal out of you.”

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“Okay, I can do this. It’s no problem. I just have to act like myself. Don’t try too hard. Don’t fiddle with your tie. Don’t give yourself reasons to be nervous. This is perfectly fine. This is fine. I’m fine…NO, I’M NOT FINE AT ALL!!!”

Floyd cackled as Azul hid his face in his hands, the candlelight illuminating his flushed skin. “Aw, poor Azul’s heart isn’t prepared for his first date!”

“They grow up so fast,” Jade added, dabbing at his dry eyes with a handkerchief.

“Both of you, knock it off!” Azul cried, waving his hands in frustration. “You just dumped this on me out of nowhere! Who makes “date” plans for someone else, much less when it doesn’t even involve you?”

“If we left it to you, it would never happen.”

“You…You don’t know that!”

Jade and Floyd exchanged a look.

“I think our boss here is in denial, Jade~”

“AM NOT!”

“You’re not helping your case, you know.”

“Ugh, just…leave me alone for a minute,” Azul pleaded, rubbing circles into his temples. “I need to compose myself before she gets here.”

And just as he finished speaking, a voice came echoing from the entrance of Mostro Lounge.

“Jade-senpai, Floyd-senpai! [Name]’s here!”

“Well, that’s our cue,” Jade said, shooting a playful smile at an absolutely mortified Azul. “Floyd, let’s get some menus and lead [Name] to her seat.”

“Sure thing! Azul, you better be composed now~!”

The twins set off before he even had time to respond.

“Oh, Sevens,” Azul sighed, holding his head. “This isn’t going to go smoothly at all.” Why in Twisted Wonderland did he let the twins persuade him into doing this “date” nonsense in the first place? “It’ll be a great stress reliever.” “You deserve a break.” Yeah, right. Those two were planning something far more nefarious, and it frustrated Azul that he couldn’t figure out exactly what it was.

But all of his anger dissipated the moment his gaze fell on you.

His breath caught in his throat at the sight before him: you wore a beautiful light blue evening gown that draped over your shoulders, cascading onto the floor like ocean waves. Your hair was pinned up in an intricate hairstyle fixed in place with pearl-studded hair clips, and your makeup perfectly complemented your outfit’s ocean theme with varying shades of blue eyeshadow and coral-colored lipstick. And to tie the look together, your neck was adorned with a dazzling gold seashell necklace.

“Wow,” he breathed, too caught up in your beauty to hold back his awe.

You flushed at his sincere reaction. “Is this too much? Vil and Rook insisted on doing my makeup for the occasion. They said it would be ‘good practice.’”

“It’s perfect,” Azul replied, offering you his hand. Though he was still feeling like a flustered mess on the inside, he would never allow himself to forget to treat you like a gentleman should. “Shall we?”

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To Azul’s surprise, the night was flying by, and his nervousness had completely vanished as if he'd never had it in the first place. Conversation with you was light and comfortable, but if he was being honest, he would have been perfectly content with just letting you talk the rest of the night away. He found your voice so soothing to listen to, and a part of him wondered if you’d managed to put him under some sort of a love spell. But he knew that you, of course, were a magicless human, and yet that only made Azul all the more entranced by you.

“Thank you for having dinner with me, Azul,” you finally said, giving him a small smile.

“Of course,” Azul replied, wearing a smile of his own. “I should be thanking you as well. I would have asked you properly, but Jade and Floyd like to take matters into their own hands.”

“Just like Ace and Deuce. They seem to always make plans without asking for approval first.” You shook your head, laughing at the thought. “That’s what gets them into trouble all the time.”

“Yet here we are, enabling their behavior,” Azul sighed. “Still, I could never pass up an opportunity to be in your company. If I’m being honest…” A pink hue began to bloom on his porcelain cheeks, “you’re one of the few humans I feel like I can truly connect with. You know that I’m a reserved person, so trying to form friendships proves to be quite difficult for me. I’m out of my element when I’m not in the sea, which makes my attempts at fitting in even worse off. But with you…I forget about all of my shortcomings. I just enjoy being in your presence. So thank you, for all that you’ve done for me.”

Silence hung in the air for a few long moments before Azul’s face turned from a soft pink to a bright burning red. “I’m so sorry! I just started rambling and made everything awkward…Sevens, I don’t know what I’m even doing here—”

“Azul.”

Upon feeling the touch of your hand on his, he lifted his gaze to your face, and his heart skipped a beat at the sight of you wearing a warm smile. “I enjoy being in your company, too. I’ll always be here for you, whether you want to talk or get something off your chest. All you need to do is call my name and I’ll be there.”

“Oh,” he breathed, taken aback by your sincerity. “I mean, yes, thank you. You’re also welcome to come talk with me any time.”

“Good.”

The two of you finished up your dinner before your plates were taken away by Jade and Floyd (who wore suspicious grins on their faces, you noted). They returned with dessert for the last course, which you and Azul finished in a comfortable silence.

“Could I ask you something?” you asked after a while, fiddling with your hands in your lap. You’d been having so much fun on your “date” that you’d nearly forgotten you needed to win his affection.

“Of course.”

“What do you think of the love story between the Little Mermaid and her prince?”

Azul’s eyes widened a fraction. “Hmm…I’ve never really thought about it. Why do you ask?”

“Just curious. I watched the movie again recently with Ace and Deuce, but both of them thought it was overrated. “Too much romance, not enough action.” Honestly, there’s a reason those two don’t get girls.” Sorry, Ace and Deuce. This is just a little bit of revenge for what you’ve gotten me into.

“Hah, those two are too scatter-brained to get it. The movie is a classic! Who watches it and doesn’t like the romance?”

“Are you perhaps…a hopeless romantic, Azul?”

The tips of Azul’s ears turned a deep shade of red as he quickly shook his head. “N-No, I just don’t like seeing fools criticize good films!” He sighed, straightening his tie (something he seemed to do when he was nervous, you realized). “But if you’re asking for my opinion, I think the love story between the Little Mermaid and the Prince is beautiful. It’s endearing to watch the mermaid try to express her feelings through fleeting touches, gentle gazes, and bright smiles. And watching the Prince slowly begin to fall in love with her is so heart-warming. You can tell he loves her for who she is. His heart is matched perfectly with hers, and his affection for her is unconditional. He helped save her life, after all, just like she saved his.”

“They really are so sweet, aren’t they?” you replied with a dreamy sigh. You held your head in your hand, gazing up fondly at Azul as he rambled on again. The way his eyes lit up when he recounted the mermaid and prince’s romance was unmistakable. It was almost like he craved for the same thing in his own life, like he’d spent endless nights wondering what it might feel like if someone loved him like that.

Just who was he imagining in those scenarios, though, you wondered. No. You shook your head. Don’t get cold feet now. You’re looking too far into this. He’s just talking about the movie, is all. But still, part of you couldn’t help but question if there was a hint of truth in what you thought.

“And the film shows the importance of an equal give and take in relationships. This ensures fairness and a win-win situation for both parties, no matter what obstacles await them in the future.” He’s talking about contractual obligations again, isn’t he? You laughed to yourself. He never changes.

“But I do admire the Little Mermaid’s devotion to the one she loves. To give up her whole life as a mermaid means letting go of a lot, but she sees a brighter future with her prince. I think everyone deserves to find that special person, just as my mother found my step-father.” A small smile appeared on his face, no doubt recalling happy memories. “To be with someone who wants nothing more than to remain at your side…what more could you possibly ask for?”

It was then that he realized he’d begun to ramble on again. “Oh, I really don’t know when to quit, do I?’

Well, now’s the time to test the waters.

Carefully, you placed your hand on top of Azul’s, noting how his cheeks flushed at the action. “You deserve that happiness. I hope you find it.”

Instead of crawling back into his shell, Azul surprised you by smiling in return, gazing at you fondly. He mirrored your gesture by placing his other hand on top of yours and sincerely answering, “I hope you find it, too.”

Now it was your turn to blush.

But further conversation with him would have to wait. The shell’s power had begun to dwindle, causing your bright mermaid scales to reappear on your skin.

Shoot. I need to come up with an excuse to leave, and fast.

And as if they could read your mind, Jade and Floyd quickly came to your rescue.

“Azul, don’t you think it’s time to wrap things up for the night? I’m sure [Name] is quite tired, and there’s a mountain of paperwork waiting for you in your office.”

“Oh! You’re right. It’s late, isn’t it?” Azul glanced down at his watch. “I’m sorry for keeping you so long.”

“It’s no problem,” you replied. “I had a great time. Thank you for having me.”

“You will always be welcome here. Come by whenever you’d like. Your food and drinks will be completely free of charge.”

The statement was so out of character that it left yours, Jade’s, and Floyd’s mouths agape. Azul never offered anything for free, not without some sort of catch. But it seemed that he was being genuine with his words. At least, that’s what you thought.

“Thank you. I’ll keep that in mind.”

Within moments, Ace and Deuce returned to your side, thanking the trio before leading you back to Ramshackle Dorm.

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Even long after you’d left the lounge, Azul was staring off into the distance in a daze. He couldn’t hide the happiness that enveloped him like ocean waves. He was caught in your current, a single man enraptured by the siren that was destined to take him down with her. But he would willingly go wherever you wanted him to, even if it meant risking everything just for your love.

Floyd broke into laughter at the lovestruck look on his boss’ face. “If you like Shrimpy that much, why don’tcha tell her? She’s been giving you goo goo eyes all night long, too!”

“Ah, young love. It’s a beautiful thing,” Jade chimed in, smirking when Azul’s face turned a lobster red.

“You both are insufferable,” he huffed, stomping off to his room. He’d had enough of the tweels for one night. But even if he escaped their teasing within the confines of his four walls, that didn’t mean he’d managed to calm himself down at all.

Falling asleep proved difficult when all he could think about was you.

And across the college grounds, the same could be said for you, too.

You had the most wonderful night spent at Azul’s side, but time was already running out. You’d nearly forgotten the purpose of going there in the first place. You didn’t need to fall even more in love with him. He needed to fall in love with you.

But you still had time to make this all work. That’s what you reminded yourself before your eyes finally slid shut, your dreams filled with memories of your romantic night.

One day had passed. You only had two more remaining.

#twst #twst x reader #azul #azul x reader

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sanjismywhore · 1 year

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Contagious

Carlos Oliveira x Reader

Warnings: 18+, Pre-RE3, Aphrodisiac, Friends to lovers, Rough, (reader works for ubcs)

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The helicopter’s rotor made a deafening sound throughout your voyage to Raccoon City.

It’s not like the military-grade headphones would do all that much either.

Ears nearly splitting from the obnoxious noise, you tried to ignore it by glancing down at the land you were passing over.

You saw nothing but grassland in every direction, with the occasional forest here and town there in the distance.

There was a clear path of sorts through which your chopper flew: a narrow pathway that seemed as if it would take forever to reach your destination.

As the wind whipped past, it blew your hair wildly around. You slouched in annoyance wondering how long you’d have to keep riding on this thing.

“How long till we get there, Captain?” Carlos abruptly spoke out, as if he heard your thoughts.

He had been sitting near the cockpit facing you but turned his head to glance at Mikhail.

“We’re low on feul, and there isn’t enough daylight left to make it back to the city safely.” The captain answered quickly, not breaking eye contact from what was in front of him.

“We will refuel and rest at a neighboring base. However-“ He turned his head to glance back at Carlos, and then you.

“I have an assignment for you…”

You lifted your head and glanced in Mikhail’s direction as you sat up straighter, intrigued.

“What is it?” Carlos inquired as he turned his head to share a glance with you.

His question was immediately followed up by more questions from the other members of your squad.

Mikhail ignored them, “I’ll tell you when we land.” he gave you another side-eye before turning his gaze back forward.

Carlos’ eyes met yours again as you raised a brow in confusion. He shrugged at you.

The helicopter soon began its descend, eventually coming to a gentle halt right on the landing pad at the center of the base.

When the whirring of the blades finally shut off, the group exited.

The team stood in an orderly line awaiting orders while their captain looked through the map he had been holding moments before.

“Carlos, (Name), stay back for a moment. The rest of you are dismissed.” With Mikhail’s command, the group dispersed liked flies.

Mikhail took one last look at the map before uttering, “Follow me.” to both you and Carlos.

You and Carlos exchanged glances once more, then attempted to catch up to the brisk pace of your captaion.

“What do you think he needs us for?” You whispered to Carlos, making sure to stay a few feet behind Mikhail.

“Not a clue. It must be important though…” Carlos looked down at you as a small smirk tugged at his lips.

“But it means I get to be partnered up with you again. Like old times.” He winked, causing you to roll your eyes.

“How many times are you gonna bring that up? Its only been a month.” You shook your head smiling.

“We were inseparable. The perfect duo, the dream team-“

You rolled your eyes again and placed your palm against his chest “Yeah yeah, you missed me a lot, and we had fun together. You say this every time.”

Before he could say another word, you playfully shoved him, causing him to stumble backwards a bit from your sudden movement.

“Don’t be like that. I know you missed working with me too.” Carlos grabbed your hand in an attempt to stop himself from falling over.

You both bit back your chuckles in hopes that the captain wouldn’t catch the two of you messing around.

Before Carlos could retort further, you saw Mikhail stop beside a large building at the edge of the base.

You stopped in your tracks as well, noticing that the container itself was slightly opened to show what appeared to be an armory inside.

“What do you need of us, sir?” You asked Mikhail who now had his attention focused on another area of the armory.

“One of Umberella’s chemical engineering facilities exploded in the area. Alpha team already took care of the casualties, rescues, and contained the damage…” He began.

“But it was requested that I send a couple of my men to retrieve any unharmed goods.”

Mikhail then turned to face you, handing over a gas mask and bullet-proof vest, “Your job is to scavange for anything that looks salvageable. There is a lot of expensive equipment there, so you may face some challenges.”

You nodded, taking the items from his hand, “Anything else, sir?” Carlos asked, looming next to you as he put a new mag onto his assault rifle.

“Be very careful.” Mikhail answered with a serious expression.

“Of course, sir.” You both replied in unison.

With a quick salute to the captain, both of you proceeded to equip your gear and set out on your mission.

Upon arrival to the facility, you realized how devestating the explosion was. Remnants of solid concrete and metal piping were blown to bits and scattered around as rubble.

The heat from the explosion had caused metal beams to melt together and smoke to rise high into the air above the scene. This resulted in a dense fog surrounding the wreckage that made visibility extremely low.

“Oh my god…”

Staring at what remained of the structure, you could tell that the ceilings had caved in during the blast. Entire walls were missing, allowing you to see the continued wreckage inside multiple floors.

“This is pretty gruesome.” Carlos commeted as he cautiously stepped over the debris.

Bloodly and burnt remains were splattered everywhere. On the walls and glass, on destroyed machinery, even some on the trees that surrounded the facility.

There was even a small pool of blood right next to where you were standing on the dirt.

You gulped, trying to fight off the rising nausea that overcame you. You weren’t prepared for this kind of carnage, but these were the kinds of things Umbrella wanted you to deal with.

Carlos placed his hand on your shoulder reassuringly, “You okay there, partner?”

You forced yourself to nod, “Yeah.” Though your voice came out shaky. You swallowed thickly before adding, “Let’s just get this done. I don’t want to end up buried in here.”

Turning on the flashlight attached to your gun, you began to walk cautiously into the wreckage.

“Right behind you, (Name).” Carlos said in response as he followed you.

Bits of glass and rubble cracked beneath your feet as you searched for anything still intact.

The entire place stunk of death and charred flesh; the air felt heavier than usual.

After walking a few minutes of searching, you heard a loud crash behind you.

Quickly turning around and pointing your gun, you let out a sigh of releif to find that it was only several pieces of broken machinery had fallen to the ground.

Letting out another shaky breath, you slowly lowered your weapon before continuing forward.

The scene matched your expectations perfectly. Most of the building was submerged in debris with nothing left to retrieve.

Every lab on the first floor was completely destroyed and none of the equipment was salvageable.

Moving from room to room, the amount of destruction only seemed to get worse.

Due to the impact of the explosion, chemicals that were once safely contained had become exposed to the air.

Fluids once in containers were now spilled all over the floor. Dangerous gasses had become mixed with oxygen, creating both unbreathable and highly flammable concoctions.

With your own concern for safety, you decided that it wouldn’t be worth it to stay down there for too long.

“There’s nothing to retrieve here, let’s move up.” You put your arm up over your mouth, quickly walking in the opposite direction from the chemicals.

He nodded, “Okay, right behind you.”

Carefully, you both made your ways up a staircase that was still standing.

Once you reached the second floor, you found the same type of scene you found in the first floor. The ceiling was partially caved in and some of the walls had collapsed.

To your surprise, most of the labs were mostly intact. They had automatic doors, which were still operational, and some of the equipment inside wasn’t completely damaged.

Deciding to cover more ground in a short amount of time, you and Carlos split up breifly. You to go through each lab in the right wing, while he searched the left, and recover anything you could find.

You moved through each of the doors in a methodical fashion, carefully checking every room until finally reaching the end.

A few rooms were completely barren, except for a desk covered in papers and plastic packaging that seemed to had once held something.

You approached the desk curiously, placing your hands flat atop the smooth surface.

You read some of the papers, inspecting them

for any information about the facility and what type of chemical were being messed with.

A particular note caught your eye.

It detailed the development of a synthetic drug that increases the production of Oxytocin, Estrogens, and Androgens within the body.

Chemicals are extracted from other drugs, or natural producers, and are transferred into a gas form, which is then stored in chilled containers.

Any sudden force would cause the container to burst, releasing the drug into the air.

Just a few seconds of contact will make anyone come down with a fever. Followed by the body becoming hot to the touch, flushing, increased sensitivity to touch, and increased blood flow to the genetailia.

Your eyes widened as the gears began to turn in your head. “Oh my god, they were making aphrodisiacs….”

Your eyes quickly shifted to the packaging, that had clearly been opened but its contents were gone.

“Umberella Corporation Laboratories, Chemistry Lab C” The label on the package showed that the formula was labeled “H2O3S”

The printed code on the package matched the code on a lab door just down the hall from the room you were in.

That must’ve been the substance being used as an enhancer.

Your mind raced with many questions, and possible answers to the situation. A part of you wanted to inform Carlos, but you wanted to figure out what exactly was happening here.

You began to make your way down the hall when you noticed one of the doors on your left was slightly ajar.

Moving closer to the door, you made the connection that the code on the packaging did indeed come from the very room you stood before.

You pried the door open, doing your best to not damage anything further, and looked around the laboratory.

The entire room was in shambles. Shelves were smashed and broken, bottles shattered across the floor, desks upturned, chairs thrown around, and everything in sight had obviously been knocked over and tossed around in the process.

A large sinkhole leading to the first floor was right next to a few freezers sat in the back of the lab, seemingly untouched and secure.

The lab itself however reeked of a chemical smell foreign to your nose. It smelled bitter, metallic, and almost overpowering.

Looking at the white board on one of the

nearby tables, you recognized the symbols that were listed on it as the chemicals used to produce the drug.

Taking in a deep breath, you scanned the labels again to make sure that you were actually reading correctly.

And there it was. “H2O3S”.

The substance was probably being stored in those freezers at the back. And It was likely that other formulas were kept in the freezers as well.

As curiousity piqued your interest, you walked over to the freezers; picking up loose machinery and undamaged vials on the way.

You had to be extremely careful not to fall into the sinkhole. The floor crackled the closer you got to the freezers. With each step, you could tell there was a difference in weight distribution on the floor.

The first freezer was open, revealing an assortment of blue colored capsules.

Each contained a different chemical compound including hydrogen peroxide, H2OH, nitric acid, sodium pentathol, and chlorine dioxide.

You carefully loaded the capsules into your bag and continued looking for more.

The second freezer was dangerously close to the sinkhole. After popping open the door, you found four large and bulbous capsules that contained what looked to you like cotton candy.

It looked pink and fluffy. But once you picked up one of the capsules, you quickly realized that you were holding a bomb.

You crouched down to inspect the bomb further, not realizing that you were standing on a very thin peice of flooring that I’ve barely hold your body weight.

The ground shook for a moment, and before you knew it the ground crumbled beneath you.

There was a loud thud as you hit the ground, hard. A booming sound soon echoed through your ears and suddenly the air was pink and cloudy.

You tried to pick yourself back up but a sharp pain in your side made you choke out a cry. You began an u controllable coughing fit, unaware that you were inhaling the pink gas

The air seemed to grow thinner and it was hard to breath. Your mind grew foggy with a throbbing headache. A layer of sweat coated your skin. Was it always so hot in here? Your vision was blurred and you couldn’t see a thing;

You didn’t know how long you laid there on the ground, but it seemed like hours. Your heart pounded loudly against your chest as you desperately gasped for air.

A shadowy figure appeard from the rose cloud. “(Name)! (Name)….” You could seen them running over to you, falling to their knees beside you.

But before you could make out who it was, or what they were gonna do, you blacked out.

When you woke up, you were laying in a hospital bed. Probably belonging to the military base.

Every part of your body was searing, but you felt no pain.

Yet there was a tingling sensation pooling in your abdomen. That feeling slowly crept down your body until it reached your core. It felt warm and tight.

“What happened?” You said out loud.

“You fell from the second floor in that facility.” Carlos answered from the side of the bed, looking relieved.

He was hunched over resting his head on the bed as if he had been waiting for you to wake up.

“You were out of it when I found you.” He uttered, standing up.

You attempted to turn your body in his direction, but the effort caused dizziness to wash over you.

“Don’t move too much…” Carlos put his hands on your shoulders, carefully placing you onto your back.

“I’m so sorry, I should’ve stayed with you.” He cooed, running his hand along the hospital bed until his fingers found yours.

His eyes were soft and caring as he looked down at you. You could tell he was burdened by regret.

“It’s not your fault.” You reassured him, gently squeezing his hand. “I should’ve been more careful-“

As you glanced back into Carlos’ eyes, you felt the tingling sensation grow like a fire was being lit within you. Suddenly you were paying too much attention to how his hand felt against yours, and how intimate this was.

And now that you thought of it, Carlos looked more attractive than usual.

Your gaze fell from his eyes to his lips; you wondered what they would feel like against yours.

Then your eyes traveled to his torso. He wasn’t wearing the standard gear, just a tight black tee and sweats. Sucking your bottom lip between your teeth, you let your thoughts wander.

You paid closer attention to how the fabric hugged his muscles; how it wrinkled every time his chest rose when he breathed.

And then his arms- God, they were massive. Your mouth hung open as you ogled him in a trance.

“(Name), are you okay?” Carlos’ voice brought you out of your trance.

You felt a blush creep onto your cheeks as you looked away and cleared your throat.

Your body suddenly became hot under his gaze.

You coughed awkwardly, turning your head to the side in an attempt to focus on something else. God, what was wrong with you?

“I should call the captain.” Carlos muttered. He was about to turn around and leave the room until you suddenly grabbed his arm.

“No! I’m fine... Please stay…”

Carlos raised a brow, walking back to your bed. He brought both of his hands to your face. One was placed gently under your chin while he put the back of his other hand on your forehead.

“You’re burnin’ up.” He grunted, leaning closer to your face.

Your breathing grew shallow, lips parting slightly as you leaned into him. His innocent touches were making you melt, and you had no idea why.

Why did you feel like a teenager with raging hormones? Carlos is your co-worker. Not only that but your friend!

Even as you tried to question yourself, you couldn’t deny that you indeed had feelings for him. The drug in your system only amplified those feelings.

You could feel his warm breath fanning against your face as he stared into your eyes with concern.

“You’re drenched in sweat…” He whispered, backing away just to lift the blankets off of you.

“You should probably get out of those clothes.” He said, turning away to grab some water and cloth.

You weakly shimmied out of your shirt and pants. The situation felt so odd. You were practically in a daze.

He got the cloth damp and brought it over to you, placing it on your face. “Feel good?” He asked.

You nodded, still feeling dazed. He began rubbing the cloth softly against your skin. It felt nice and cool. As it moved across your skin, it left a trail of droplets behind.

You closed your eyes, humming softly as the cool towel made its way down your neck and to your chest.

In the back of your mind, you could feel the tingling becoming more intense. Your thighs pressed together in an attempt to relieve the tension.

There were moments where his hands would directly touch your skin, causing you to let out a small moan.

Arousal was pooling between your legs, begging you to give into it. Your body wanted him.

You wanted him to touch you. You want to feel everything; all of him. All you needed was to hear his husky voice calling out your name.

You wanted him inside of you.

Your hips instinctively jerked upwards as he moved the cloth towards your legs. It slipped down and brushed past your crotch.

The urge to feel his strong hands pressing against you became unbearable.

“Carlos, please.” You pleaded quietly.

At your sudden words, he stopped touching you, staring at you intently. You immediately opened your eyes, cheeks flushing with embarassment.

“(Name)?” He asked, sounding confused. Carlos dropped the cloth on your leg in order to observe your face.

You lowered your head in shame. “I need you right now…” You balled up the sheets into your fists.

You could hear his breath hitch. His body seemed to tense all over as goosebumps arose on his skin. “What do you mean?” His voice wavered just a bit as he got closer and closer.

“I can’t stand this. My body feels hot... a-and when you touch me… Fuck…” You whimpered, placing your hand on top of his. “I want you. Now. Please.”

Your fingers entwined with his and you pulled him toward you, looking into his eyes with desperation.

He wouldn’t realize it but, being so close to you in this state would allow him to feel the effects of the drug in your system.

He gazed at you for a moment; his face remained impassive as his eyes scanned your face. Slowly, he leaned in, hovering inches above you.

You could feel his breath against your cheek. “I don’t understand…” He whispered, eyes roaming down to your lips. “What are you—“

“Please Carlos, I love you..” You choked out, feeling the heat rush to your face as his eyes snapped back to your own. “I want you.”

Carlos’ eyes widened slightly. His eyes were filled with confusion and uncertainty, but in that moment, all you saw was pure adoration.

He cupped your face with his large palms, caressing your skin delicately.

His face was just inches from yours, eyes focused on your lustful expression. “You know what you’re asking, right?” Carlos’ thumb caressed the side of your face.

You nodded against his palm. Eyes glazed over with desire, Carlos moved closer untik your lips were barely touching his.

Instinctively, you pulled him into a kiss.

Your first kiss was slow and gentle. It lasted quite awhile, giving you time to wrap your arms around his neck.

When he deepened the kiss, he held you tighter. You felt his hands slip through your hair, caressing the nape of your neck. As he kissed you harder, you felt the tingly sensations growing stronger.

“Carlos…” You gasped softly as you broke the kiss.

He left you for a moment, crawling onto the bed and hovering over you. You looked into his eyes again, they were already clouded and dark. His pupils were blown wide.

His breathing was ragged and heavy. He stared down at you with hunger as if wanting nothing more than to devour you. “I love you,” He whispered, bringing one of his hands to the side of your face and pulling your body tightly against his.

Your hands roamed slowly up and down his back. The butterflies began to fly around in your stomach as he pressed himself against you.

His arms moved down to rest on your waist and he lifted you up a bit, moving your body even closer to him.

Your bare thigh pressed against the hardening bulge in his pants, causing a soft groan to fall from his lips.

Your fingers slid into his short curls, massaging them gently, causing him to moan in pleasure. The sound of his breathing was louder and clearer now, the sound was filling your ears, overwhelming your senses.

Carlos sat back on his knees, keeping his hands at your waist. He wasted no time in removing your underwear, letting out a hum of approval once he saw how wet you were for him.

“Fuck, (Name)..” He sighed, kissing the corner of your mouth before sliding his tongue along your bottom lip, opening your mouth slightly.

He took your lower lip between his and sucked it gently, eliciting another gasp from you.

Shifting slightly, he tugged the waistline of his sweatpants down. He dipped his hand into his boxers and pulled out his hot, throbbing cock. You watched with fascination as he stroked it, eyes never leaving yours.

“I need you so bad.” He almost growled as he pumped himself, voice raspy and low.

The hand on your waist slid down to your entrence, delicately teasing your folds before slowly slipping his fingers inside you.

Your body was brimming with desire. The drug made your senses overload. Your pussy was soaked, coating his fingers in your juices as he slid them in-and-out of you.

Your back arched upward and you pushed your pelvis forward towards his hand in an attempt to meet him halfway. His thumb circled your clit and your entire body tensed up.

“Carlos…” You gasped loudly, clenching the sheets beneath you. It felt so damn good to be touched by him.

Your body melted into the mattress as he worked you to ecstasy. The tingles shot up your spine, causing a moan to escape your lips.

Gushing on his fingers, you made haste to grab his wrist. “Fuck me,” You huffed, looking up at him through lidded eyes.

He removed his fingers and placed both hands on either side of your face, pushing himself forward until his lips met yours. The kiss was desperate, rough and passionate. With each stroke of his tongue against your mouth, you moaned louder.

You could feel his hips shift. His tip brushed against your clit repeatedly as he ground himself on you.

Each slight thrust made you gasp with anticipation. The sensation was intoxicating and you found yourself unable to stop the moans slipping past your lips.

With another teasing thrust, he sheathed himself inside your welcoming cunt easily.

All you could do was lay there as he buried himself to the hilt in you, moaning against your mouth and tightening his grip around you.

“Fuck…” Carlos groaned.

The first snap of his hips was deep and hard. Thanks to how soaked you were, he didn’t need to wait for you to adjust; nor was he going to.

Instead, he began thrusting into you roughly, making sure to hit the deepest spots within you. His fingers gripped your thighs tightly while he fucked you.

You moaned into his shoulder, bucking your hips upwards. The feeling of his fat cock filling your cunt made you shudder.

Your stomach tightened at the pressure of his dick kneading your walls. Pleasure consumed your body in a frenzy of spasms.

The sound of his grunting filled your ears. The intensity of his movements increased the longer he went on. You wrapped your arms around his torso, clinging to him with every stroke.

You felt so sensitive. Every small touch caused you to clench harder against him.

And the more he pounded into you, the harder it became to keep your legs firmly planted on the bed.

“Carlos, fuck me!” You moaned again. Digging your nails into his shoulder, you wrapped your legs firmly around his waist.

Carlos watched as you writhed beneath him, eyes lidded heavily. His mouth hung open as drool dripped from his bottom lip.

His hands slid down your legs until he reached your calves. Unwrapping your legs form his waist, he picked them up and held them on either shoulder.

Then, he leaned down far enough until your knees were pressed against your chest; folding you in half.

He wrapped his arms around your head, burrying his face into your neck. “(Name)...” Carlos gasped, groaning as he plunged deep inside you once more.

In this new position, you could feel his balls rubbing against the insides of your thighs. His thrusts got quicker and harder, sending vibrations shooting throughout your core.

“Fuck! So fucking good...” You cried out, digging your fingernails into his back

He continued to fuck you mercilessly, hips continuing their relentless pounding. Every movement was becoming more difficult and your mind started to get fuzzy. Everything was starting to blur together.

The sound of wet skin-on-skin slapping together filled your ears, accompanied by the sounds of Carlos’ gruff breaths.

Your eyes were unable to focus on anything anymore. Instead your eyes rolled back as you felt his cock hit your g-spot over and over, throbbing inside you.

His arms wrapped tighter around you, keeping you pinned to the bed so that he could take you as he wanted.

“(Name), baby I can feel it....” He panted deeply, pulling his hips back and slamming down on you once again. Carlos was trying desperately to hold back but he was losing himself.

Every muscle was tense, trembling. His whole body had gone rigid. All his muscles tensed and released, creating such a beautiful contrast to your own trembling body.

“Keep going,” You practically growled. “Don’t stop even after you cum.”

He nodded vigorously, placing kisses all over your neck and cheek. He kept on driving into you, every thrust causing your body to recoil against the force.

When he withdrew, you would tighten your walls to make him go deeper.

He finally lifted his head again to kiss you passionately, his tongue dancing furiously against yours.

After what seemed like hours of torturous pleasure, Carlos picked up speed. His muscles quivered, his chest rose and fell heavily. His body shook violently with pleasure.

A loud groan escaped him as he used the last of his effort to thrust into you at full force.

His teeth sunk into your shoulder, marking the flesh. The skin of your thighs and ass were bruised red from how hard his hips smacked agsinst yours.

He drove into you at an impossibly fast pace to the point that his cock barely withdrew from your pussy before plunging back in.

Tears welled up in your eyes from the pleasure he was giving you. You threw your head back, moaning loudly as your body began to shake uncontrollably. A string of moans came out of your mouth. It was the best thing you had ever experienced.

Carlos shuddered as he felt you clench on his cock repeatedly. He let out a deep groan, eyes rolling back before snapping shut.

“Oh fuck…” He huffed, “Gonna cum so fucking hard…”

“Carlos please...” You whimpered, panting heavily. Your body convulsed around his cock agsin, gripping onto him and squeezing tight.

He gritted his teeth, biting into his lip to muffle the moan that escaped his lips. His thrusts slowed drastically while maintaining their deep strokes.

His breath grew shaky, almost whimpering as he hit the deepest spot within you. “Take it… Take it all for me..!”

“Fuck yes...” You moaned, arching your hips up to meet his strokes.

With one loud moan, Carlos gripped the sheets hard and filled you to the brim. His hips continued to rock agsinst you, allowing his seed to spill continuously until you were thuroughly bred.

Lust ate away at his brain. His vision became blurred, and speech jumbled. Nonsense spilled from his lips in the form of lewd noises, which he gave up containing.

His body numb with pleasure, he placed his hands at your waist once more and continued pounding into you with much vigor and force.

Carlos never fully recovered from his orgasm. He would thrust into you for a couple of minutes before his next orgasm came. In waves, he would cum over and over and over again. There would be no end until you milked him dry.

The night would go on as follows:

You’d shortly follow after his orgasm, sharing many more from that point forward. Together, both consumed by lust, you’d fuck like animals in heat all night long.

In a different position every 15 minutes—cumming over and over until you passed out, completely spent.

When the two of you came to your senses, you woke up extremely worn out and sore.

Fellow members of your squad were embarassed to inform you of last night’s events. However, you wouldn’t need any explanation since the both of you would remeber everything vividly.

You would remain in the hospital for a few more days, while Carlos got chewed out for getting touchy instead of watching over you.

In the end, you and Carlos apologized to each other and got together.

But still, that night would go down as one of the best nights you’ve ever experienced.

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best friends with Johnny Knoxville...

not my gif

note: im so pissed why is this so short :/

...

request?: yes

contains: profanity, pretty sure thats it

masterlist

...

• probably the most reckless duo on earth

• people get scared whenever the two of you are in a room together

the two of you are ALWAYS up to something. rather it be pranking each other or the crew, or having stupid ideas and going thru with them without thought. you guys are unpredictable.

• matching shoes omg

• or lil friendship necklaces (like the ones with half and half of a heart)

you guys have multiple friendships bracelets, necklaces, rings, ect, but, they break hella easy so you both have a bunch of half heart charms that read "best friends forever" laying around your houses

• get mistaken for a couple A LOT

once a rumor first started going around, you and Johnny were quick to shut it down. you both saw each other as siblings almost, so seeing rumors about the two of you dating kinda grossed both of you out

• probably end up hosting a show together

or a radio show. it was one of those 3 am ideas that the both of you took a lil too seriously.

• he brings you on set all the time

• but he won't let you do any of the stunts.

even when a stunt is in progress, he'd make sure that you were far away enough so you weren't in harms way. he says that "no one wants to watch a girl get hurt" because its "not funny".

• literal fights because of it

• having hotel room sleepovers

annoying the room service workers to death, prank calling people, leaving the room every other minute to go get ice (having an excuse to run down the halls), accidentally getting locked out, having to bother the room service workers even more.

• constantly calling each other names

like "bitch, whore, dumbass, idiot, stupid, moron" literally any insulting name you guys can think of, thats just the way you two talk to each other

• yelling at each other

yelling at each other so much that it sounds like an argument to everyone else around you, but to the both of you it sounds like you're having a regular every day conversation

• "talking shit" behind each other's backs (as jokes, you guys love each other to death)

like:

"Ugh, Knox is so fuckin' annoying, I wish he'd leave me alone"

"Then stop hanging out with him"

"No, he's my best friend, I'd never"

• taking his sunglasses

sometimes you take it without asking, sometimes he gives them to you because you complain about the sun being in your eyes, sometimes he gives them to you to hold while he does stunts. you two practically share sunglasses.

• late nights at corner stores

omg, going to get slushies, snacks, milkshakes. literally mini grocery shopping trips. once, you two got a little too carried away and ended up spending over 100 dollars on snacks. the workers hate you guys.

• him cutting your hair while you're sleeping

a bit thingy for jackass, instead of buzzing your hair, he took a pair of scissors and "gave you a trim". he left before you could wake up. so when you did wake up, you got out of bed to see a chunk of your hair and a pair of scissors on the nightstand.

• being menaces at hotels omg

running down the halls, ding dong ditch, prank calling other rooms, actually getting the police called once or twice, having races (one person takes the elevator and one person takes the steps to see who would get to the next floor first)

• if you guys sit next to each other, theres no way the two of you are gonna be quiet.

you guys are always joking about something, even if you aren't talking, you're doing something that makes the other person laugh, you guys got yelled at for doing it during an important meeting. now you're not allowed to sit next to each other during business meetings.

• secret handshakes

• like multiple

every other month, the two of you make up a new hand shake that'll only last about a week. you guys forget about them all the time 😭

• having a playlist of songs that the two of you constantly listen to

its always

"Hey, listen to this new song i like."

"HOLY FUCK, YOU LIKE THAT SONG TOO?"

and it becomes both of your favorite songs.

so you're practically sharing a music taste.

• ight thats all i got :)

#johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville imagines #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville imagine #jackass #jackass headcanons #slay

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nhularin · 2 years

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OT7 ★

crack! headcanons

bf! Text messages

bf! Text messages pt.2

bf! insta stories

enha as newjeans songs

SOUR PROM

SERIES

hey reddit! AITA...

hyung line x reader

→ in which four idiotic lovesick men try to find comfort in a shitty app after their break up. but! what happens when you find their burner account?

HEESEUNG ᵎᵎ

Hes cool! But...

→ OR : three things that make you question your relationship

cool with you

-> you loved him, and always will.

do you get deja vu when shes with you?

-> nothing hurts more than seeing lee heeseung doing the stuff you both used to do with another girl. Watching him wrap his jacket around her, playing the same song you both liked around her. everything, from the way he touches her, gives her gifts, was a carbon copy of your relationship. does he get deja vu when he’s with her?

HEADCANONS

boyfriend heeseung who...

JAY ᵎᵎ

HES COOL! BUT....

→ OR : three things that make you question your relationship

im not gonna be the one to get hurt

→ right person, wrong time, and a lot of miss communication

1 step forward, 3 steps back

-> you had to describe your park jongsaeng in one word, it'd be unpredictable. he was a gentleman, absolutely selfless when it came to his loved ones. somehow you seem to be the only exception. you didn't understand then, and you sure as hell don't understand now.

downpour.

JAKE ᵎᵎ

Forever, always (soulmate! au)

→ In this tale of destiny, two souls longed for that extraordinary connection

SHAME GAME

smau, coming soon!

→ yn has no ambitions. Except for graduating and getting as far away from this mess of a town as quick as possible. With too much free time and an oh so annoying teacher coming at her back, she signs up to be the broadcaster of the Basketball club. Only problem is: she suffers from chronic shit talking and Jake Sim is having none of it!!

you dont even know my name do ya?

-> in which jake is head over heels with that cute barista

HEADCANONS

hes COOL! BUT...

-> OR : three things that make you question your relationship

SUNGH00N ᵎᵎ

Perfect duo

→ when sunghoon forgot his lines, you just know what to do

WHATS YOUR ETA?

→ your friends have warned you about him, will you listen to them now?

GET UP

written series

→ A mage who struck himself and a heroine who couldn't defeat her inner monster

ENOUGH FOR YOU

-> you tried everything, you really did. as the school's hottest student, park sunghoon was in constant spotlight, might it be with classmates or being the light of the party. and for that, you did your best at making your presence worthy in his life. but deep down, you knew you couldn't compete with the girls who seemed much better than you, people who are enough for him

DRABBLE

Bloodlust

HEADCANONS

boyfriend sunghoon who.....

SUN00 ᵎᵎ

oh my, oh my god!

→ your friends are curious about the mysterious guy you've been seeing. well! today's not the day!

JUNGW0N ᵎᵎ

WHATS AFTER LIKE ?! y.jw

Idol SMAU !

→ Life is not easy as a rookie and you know that! After going viral with your fancam you have gained not only the attention of the public but also that of Enhypens cat like leader. What happens if you wake up one day with your names trending on twt ?!

late night shenanigans

→ two lovers enjoying their presence in the glistening moonlight

oh, say it ditto

→ you love him, you really do, but does he feel the same? or in which you hope for his words of affirmations

HEADCANONS

BOYFRIEND JUNGWON WHO...

NI-KI ᵎᵎ

perfect sacrifice

→ niki realizing that despite the hardships, he will alwas have someone by his side

oceans away

→ young love doesn't always last, but the memories do

you got me looking for attention

→ you had done all you could to subtly show your affection, and yet, it seemed he remained oblivious to your efforts

EGOIST

-> "show the world whar a real egoist looks like, nishimura"

TUMBLR.COM

smau, fluff

-> being a writer is hard, especially when you're a hardcore stan on tumblr.com. so when the legendary niki writer disappeared out of the blue, the readers were naturally heartbroken! but! what happens when their beloved nishirikithinker got revealed as THE yn of the hot new girl group?!

HEADCANONS

boyfriend niki who...

#٠ ࣪⭑ navi

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notebooknonbinary · 1 year

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Byler Week, Day 5: Secret Identities

This is outsider POV, i have invented a daughter and she's now My daughter (even though she's 15 in 2013 which means she'd be My Age). Also, based on This post I made a trillion, billion years ago—in November lol.

Emma is avoiding her homework.

She’s got a mountain of an essay due on Monday, but writing has never come easy to her (not like Dad, amazing writer that he is, or her younger foster sister Alex, who is most definitely going to be a singer-songwriter). Both her foster dads are pretty cool about helping with stuff their children don’t understand. But Pops is the only one home with her right now, and he’s in his studio painting a commission. Even though she knows he wouldn’t care, she doesn’t want to bother him when he’s in the zone. She’ll ask Dad for help once he and her sisters are back from the store.

For now, she turns on the Xbox to play Mass Effect 2.

In the middle of recruiting Archangel, she gets a ping on her computer. Her friend Corgi has messaged her. It’s a row of question marks and a link to an article.

Identities of Award-Winning Artist-Author YA duo, Bloomfield and Blackmore, revealed in Tell-All Leak by reliable anonymous source.

gengaratemycorgi Emmy, isn’t this your foster dads?

Shit.

“Pops!” Emma calls.

There’s a distant clatter and splash, and then Will runs into the room. He’s got red paint splattered down the front of his shirt, making him look a little bit like he’s been stabbed. “What’s wrong Emmy? Are you okay?”

Normally she would tease him about the paint spill. Instead, she silently shows him the article and watches his face drop. He plops down beside her.

“Well, shit,” he says, reaching up to brush his hair from his face and inadvertently getting paint in it.

She's too worried about him to even giggle over it. “Are you and Dad gonna be okay?”

Will huffs a tired laugh. “We’ll be fine. The Lab’s NDA has expired. I’m honestly surprised we lasted this long under the radar.”

Emma can’t help but agree—her dads having so many different pseudonyms was bound to bite them in the butt someday.

“I’m gonna go call Mike, and then see about sorting this mess out.”

She’s not entirely certain if he’s referring to the mess of the leak, or the mess of paint all over him.

When everyone is back, she and her sisters sit in the living room—watching Mike and Will walk around, on the phone with their agents and the publicists of their book series’. Emmy feels a little bit useless, leaning her head on Rachel’s shoulder. Beside them, Alex has her earphones in and is journaling—conflict makes her anxious.

Eventually, her dads get off the phone and instead sit at the table on their laptops, typing out statements for the press and their social medias’. (And with all their names, there’s a lot of social medias to go through.)

Still feeling useless, and for lack of anything else to do, Emmy opens tumblr and scrolls to the new post made by her Dads’ official account.

BloomfieldAndBlackmore When we originally created ‘Elliot and the Other World’, we were required (legally) to publish under pen names. Thus, Bloomfield and Blackmore were born. We weren’t expecting Elliot and his friends to be as well loved as they’ve ended up being, though we are forever grateful for that. It’s thanks to fans like all of you that Elliot and the Other World is still going strong today!

Then, four years later, when we wanted to publish ‘Smalltown Boys’, we knew that our publisher would never allow us to publish a Gay romance under the same names as E&tOW, especially not back then. But Smalltown was too close to our hearts to set aside, so we created Lewis and Xavier Wakeham. (We flipped a coin on who got to be Xavier, and Mike is still the tiniest bit bitter that I won.). It was still a struggle to get it published, but we’re forever grateful that we were able to.

Around that same time, we were beginning to foster. Our youngest at the time suffered from terrible nightmares (a plight we know well), so Mike and I would tell stories to help him back to sleep. Our oldest thought they were good enough stories to be published. We could have probably published those under Bloomfield and Blackmore, but that would have meant editing out that Prince Adam has two dads, and neither of our children would have ever forgiven us for that. So Oak and Rose joined the scene, publishing stories for kids like our foster children. It’s something that’s brought a lot of joy to our family.

Things began to get complicated after a colleague and friend, Ed Munson, wanted our input on a Dungeons and Dragons anthology he was creating. While he likely would have been fine with us using our pen names (as Elliot and the Other World is largely based on D&D), that would have required him to keep secrets about his own project. So out of respect for him, we used our own names.

We don’t know if that’s what led to this leak. The investigation into who tipped our names to the press is still on-going. To whoever it was, we’re not mad, we’re just disappointed.

To our fans, we send our love. -Will and Mike

She scrolls through the reblogs.

BananananaAmanda “Required legally???????? Sirs ????? Were you in some kind of witness protection??????

DNDNotebook Amanda don’t be stupid, they probably had some kind of job that would have fired them for writing DnD books--it was like the 80s and people thought DnD was demonic.

BloomfieldAndBlackmore Well, actually, you’re both a little bit correct (though Amanda is slightly more correct, please don’t call them stupid). - Mike

BananananaAmanda My favorite author used the correct pronoun for me and also defended my honor im in tears rn.Also though, my witness protection theory has weight what????? Were parts of E&tOW Real??? ?????

BloomfieldAndBlackmore ..¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AllBimy5elf ‘we’re not mad, we’re just disappointed.’ pffffft. Honestly iconic.

Lovepeace23 are we ignoring the fact that they’re gay ?? and yet they’re writing children’s books?? Keep that shit away from kids pervs

DNDNotebook hey asshat, the 80s called, they want their bigotry back

tydieandying i’m thinking about the fac that since they’re gay, maybe my headcanon that Elliot is gay for Dave is true

Dendy7ever even if they -are- gay (which isn’t confirmed) doesn’t mean you have to push that agenda on to their characters. Dave is in love with Elliot’s twin sister Wendy. And Elliot is just growing slower than the rest of the Club because of his trauma. You’ll see when book ten comes out.

AllBimy5elf ‘isn’t confirmed’ after they talked about fostering?? They’re literally dads together?? Now who’s pushing sexuality onto people?

DNDNotebook lmao also the ‘in love’. bro goes out of his way to hold his bestie’s hand, but doesn’t like holding hands w Em when they kiss? Fishy.

BananananaAmanda ok but,,, since the main reasons Elliot & Other Worlds has never gotten a tv show is because the series was still on going, and the creators weren’t in the public eye…show?? Maybe???

AllBimy5elf ok yes I 1000000% want an Other Worlds show, but Smalltown Boys movie when???? I want to see my gay childhood friends to lovers happy ending On Screen

DNDNotebook said

Can we ask about your foster kids? You must really care about them if you wrote them childrens books. How are they doing in all this?

BloomfieldAndBlackmore Thank you for asking. Our two boys are grown now, but we’ve called them and they’re doing fine--no one has harassed them about it, if they’ve even made the connection. Our three foster daughters are doing as well as can be in the circumstances. Our middle daughter was the one who alerted us to the article (Hey Pumpkin, we love you!!). We’ll continue to try and keep them out of the public eye—they didn’t ask for any of this hubbub. -Will

LostimtheOtherWorld hey is your daughter @/DemigodEmmi98?

A jolt of anxiety has her shutting her laptop. She looks up to where her dads are still working and considers saying something. She gnaws at her nails.

“You okay, Em?” Rachel murmurs, shutting her phone and throwing an arm around Emmy’s shoulder.

Emma leans into the hug. “I’m being stupid.”

“I doubt it, this whole this is fucking scary. Plus you’re like a baby. I’m eighteen and I’m terrified.”

Emmy scowls. “I’m fifteen, not a baby. And you won’t be eighteen ‘til March.”

Rachel laughs, which makes Emma feel a little less anxious.

She looks to Alex, who has moved on from journaling to just listening to music and staring out the window.

“I think Alex needs your worry more than I do, she’s barely ten.” She’s probably freaking out right now.

Rachel gives her one more squeeze. “You’re a good big sister, Em.” Rachel moves over to quietly talk with their sister. Leaving Emmy alone on the couch.

She sighs and forces herself to open her computer back up, and scroll through her notifications. As she suspected, her followers have somehow made the connection of her talking about her author and artist foster dads, and somehow it’s escaped containment to Other Worlds fandom. She’s got a hundred and eighty-six asks and two hundred new followers.

Most of the messages are nice ones, asking if she’s okay, or ones congratulating her on her cool dads; but there are a few—maybe from the same person—that say that they’ll pray for her immortal soul for having two dads? What? It’s 2013, not the Middle Ages!

She deletes those, and the ones asking for inside scoops on future books, then debates attempting to answer the ones left.

The thought makes her exhausted so instead she makes her own post.

DemigodEmmi98 regarding the influx of asks from anons and followers wondering if Mike and Will are the foster dads I’ve been talking about… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tydieandying Emmy is that a yes??

gengaratemycorgi lmaooo

Unfortunately that seems to immediately feed the fire, as she gets three more asks in the span of a minute. She opens up the message box from earlier today.

Emmy: haha Immediate Regret(:

Corgi: u gonna be ok?

Emmy: ye, just. tired of tumblr right now lol, gonna jump offline for the next couple days til this all dies down. i’ll message u on snap.

“Sorry about all this, Pumpkin,” Mike murmurs, when she tells him what’s happened. Emmy burrows into his hug. He’s been good at hugs as long as she’s known him—he and Pops make her feel so safe.

“‘S not your fault, Dad.” She pulls back to grin at him. “Plus, missing school on Monday means I don’t have to turn in that bullshit essay I haven’t done yet.”

Mike snorts, scrubs his knuckles over her hair. “You are your fathers’ daughter.”

“Well, we all got doxxed, so I figure it’s our prerogative, right?”

Mike grimaced. “Maybe we should call your aunts in for a bit.”

“El and everyone are already on their way,” Will reports, entering the room again. He stoops to press a kiss to each other his daughters heads, before pressing one to Mike’s mouth. Then they’re both silent for a long moment. But it’s not a bad, scary silent.

They do this sometimes, Mike and Will--this thing where it seems like they’re speaking to each other with their minds. It could simply be that thing In-Love parents seem to be able to do, where they just know each other's minds (something her birth parents weren’t capable of). But, considering what she knows about their fucked-up childhood in Hawkins, she wouldn’t be surprised if it were powers. She could ask them, and they’d likely tell her the truth.

But Emmy thinks they’ve had enough secrets revealed for today, so she keeps her mouth shut and continues leaning against her parents.

#bylerweek2023 #day 5: secret identities #id die for byler's foster kids. they're my sweet little pumpkin pies Shnookums pookies #vee attempts to write #stranger things #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #outsider pov #also if you perhap catch a reference to a different fandom i will be supremely impressed and also shocked #hint it has nothing to do w the tumblrs

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miss-atena · 2 months

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I was told I could request more so….

Can I have a funny Ruggie x Sapphix story, about Ruggie (or Sapphix, either one is fine lol) getting jealous over her hanging out with someone?

Like i dunno what else to ask except for maybe more sea kelp content 😭

STARES INTESIVELY AT YOU If u request Sea Kelp i will cry, ily beeeeee/p Also, hope u don't mind me taking inspo from that one drawing u did full of Sapphix and Ruggie stuff!

Ruggie Bucchi x Sapphix Laurentius - Jealousy

Sapphix was excited to come see this years VDC. She had come to the last years one, but due to how... torublesome, it was, she was afraid to attend to one of the musical performances again. However, even though left and right she had to give her autographs, she was happy to see so many interesting researches and artistic renditions of the world. And she had the company of her favorite Hyena, to make it even more fun. "Shihihi did'ya see the price those dumbasses are paying for those snacks? I could make them for half the price and it would be thrice as better." "Oh I bet it! I still remember when you made me those donuts, what did you even put on it to make them so tasty?" "Chef's secret. Buuuut every secret can be paid to be spread..." "Oh shush it!" As the duo (couple? who knew at this point!) made their way around the stands, they found the... Mountain Lovers club? What even is this? "Oh no..." Ruggie said before the tall teal haired boy gave his soft and lowkey condenscending smile at Sapphix and his Hyena almost-boyfriend.

"Hello there Sapphix-san, Ruggie-san. Would you care to hear about my research?" "Hell no, we were just going to-" "I want to! These mushrooms look so adorable, is it about them?" "Wha- Hey! He is gonna try shoving them on ya or something, i've seen Jade do that before." Jade put his hand to his chest, and looked almost hurt, though his tone didn't seem to share that same sentiment. "Your words wound me profusely, Ruggie-san. I was merely trying to explain the intricacies of this mushroom species I've so carefully and effortly cultivated myself." "Aww look Ruggie, it looks like it has a little veil on it! Let's hear it, pleeease? I'll pay you some food in return."

Ruggie mumbled and grumbled about not wanting to, but accepted nonetheless, he was actually hungry and wanted something fancy for once. "Thank you for your attention. My name is Jade Leech,, Junior from class 3-E, and I am the founder of the Mountain Lovers club. My research is solely based on the phallus Indusiatus, or Veiled Lady mushroom. You see these species [...]" Sapphix kept intringuinly looking at the examples Jade cultivated, and inquiring him about the little mushrooms, which only helped to sour Ruggie's mood even more. He wasn't really the jealous type, usually. He was pretty confident that he could do whatever he wanted if he wasn't caught, but with Sapphix it was different. He didn't want to steal from her, or do something that would hurt her. He actually, genuinely, liked to be around her and to hear her laugh and see how she would smile so cutely at him. Seeing all this attention, he is used to only seeing being given to him, given to someone else... It actually hurt.

Ruggie didn't even noticed that his ears and tail were droopy, and that he had instinctively gotten closer to Sapphix. It was like an instinct, protect the mate or whatever. One who noticed, however, is Jade, he looked at Ruggie and smiled "Would you have any questions about the mushrooms, Ruggie-san?" "No, Sapphiiiiiix can we go now, i'm starving in here hearing him ramble" His glare was clear as day, however Jade didn't retort at all. "I do believe I've finished my presentation. Hope you have a great date." "Oh, btu we aren't-" "Yeah, thanks, bye forever or whatever" ruggie pushed sapphix away into a fancy food stall, still with a pout on his lips. The girl was not dumb, and she had noticed his jealousy, but all she did now was get near him and hug him, making him all flustered. "Hey Hey! What's that for?!" "Consider this my revenge from you playing spelldrive with Vil's pupil instead of Going out shopping with me" "Wha-DO YOU MEAN EPEL? YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE?!!"

Ah yes my fave romance troupe: payback jealousy to the hyena boy. God I love ur ocs so much bee, hope u enjoy this!!

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #thanks for the request!#twst fanfic #twst ruggie #ruggie bucchi #ruggie bucchi x oc #ruggie bucchi x sapphix laurentius #tena writing #beelloonn #dear moots <3

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thecoddaughter · 7 months

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I am here to be cringey and nostalgic...

Here is an entire breakdown of the QSMP as Hamilton characters (and key song that relate to plot moments) Blame my ADHD and my college's power outage that made me not have a single class today... and @thebeesforeleg's encouragement!

SONGS BELOW THE LINE <3

Songs outside of just the names list:

Schuyler Sisters - OG Theory Bros

Right Hand Man - Cellbit and Forever creating Ordo Theoritas

Meet Me Inside - Tubbo and Cucurucho

Guns and Ships - AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN… Etoiles and THE RIGHT HAND MAN… BadBoyHalo

History Has Its Eyes on You - BadBoyHalo (opening reminds me of his shared “war stories” with Cellbit)

Dear Theodosia - We all know that is Wilbur and Tallulah's song, but there is a whole second part and I feel like that belongs equally to Forever and Richas / Bad and Dapper

Non-Stop - Dapper & Pomme (as Hamilton) and Chayanne (as Burr)(Burr is this song is tired older brother who’s sick of their overachieving younger siblings)

What’d I Miss? - Wilbur the moment he comes back

Cabinet Battles - feel like the election debates or Ordem meetings

Take a Break - Bad (Hamilton), Baghera (Eliza), Pomme (Phillip), Foolish? (Angelica)

Say No to This - Foolish… (I AM JOKING! or am i?)

The Room Where It Happens - Foolish (for real this time) after being relieved from the Ordem

Schuyler Defeat - can I make a third one in a row Foolish? Cause I just picture this:

Richas: Look! Grandpa's in the paper! ‘Builder Foolish Gamers loses presidential life to young upstart Pomme’ Grandpa just lost his seat in the presidential election. Pac: Sometimes that's how it goes Richas: Daddy's gonna find out any minute Mike: I'm sure he already knows Cellbit [in the distance]: ATTA GIRL

Washington on Your Side - Foolish & Baghera singing about Jaiden

One Last Time - Baghera stepping out the Presidential Race

We Know - Tubbo, Forever, Phil to Bad about Ron Lemons… and him lying saying he’s planning on kidnapping Foolish… “Alexander, rumors only grow…”

Hurricane - Pac (the cure vibes)

The Reynolds Pamphlet - this feels like the Misclick Duo’s divorce trial

Angelica saying “I’m not here for you!” is so Jaiden saying “This is about justice.”

Burn/First Burn - Forever to Bad

“Don’t take another step in my direction.” “You can stand over there if you want. I don’t know who you are. I have so much to learn.” “And you are paranoid in every paragraph for how they will perceive you!” “And when the time comes, explain to the children the pain and embarrassment you put their mother through. When will you learn that they are your legacy, we are your legacy!”

Congratulations - Baghera (I know this had to have be what was happening in her head when she met Ron)

“I begged you to take a break, you refused to.” “You’ve redefined your legacy, congratulations” If she ends up switching sides bc Bad won’t give up Ron, “I’m not here for you… I know my brother like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind.””I love my brother more than anything in this life, I will choose his happiness over mine every time. Forever, is the best thing in our lives.”

It’s Quiet Uptown - Egg Disappearance and/or Bobby’s Death

The Election of 1800 - i feel like i shouldn’t have to say… its in the title… ELECTIONS

Your Obedient Servant - WHERE WE ARE RN… Forever and Bad are somehow exchanging letters while Forever is gone? (I’m not caught up but that’s that the clip seemed to be saying)

Forever: “Now you call me "amoral" A "dangerous disgrace"” “Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or prepare to bleed, good man” Bad: “am not the reason no one trusts you No one knows what you believe I will not equivocate on my opinion… You would need to cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements.”

The World Was Wide Enough - Forever’s Proposal that ended in explosions

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Our Story - The Eggs <3

#qsmp #qsmp as songs #qsmp hamilton au?#qsmpblr #I am sorry for the cringe #i woke up and this was all I could thing of #blame first burn coming on my tiktok at 7 am

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idkjupiterdraws · 1 year

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The recoms: Warren

This if the first fanfic I ever wrote and published. This is for @dyingofcookies cause I can tell that they have been searching the deepest pit of tumblr for some recom Warren x Reader

Warren stealing ur snacks and thinking you wouldn’t notice. This is fluff.

Ft: my oc

You sat on your bed in the middle of the night scrolling through the old videos you took with the unit when you were human. You missed your old self. In one of the videos you were watching was when Rio had joined and had already managed to become lyles replacement. You laughed at the video.

“WAIT SO THE ROOKIE CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN ME?” Lyle yelled in disbelief

“Uh what do you think?” Trudy said tilting their sunglasses a little to glance at him. Rio chuckled in the background as you recorded the small argument between them.

“OK ROOKIE I CHALLENGE YOU!” Lyle said pointing at Rio behind you. You turned the camera towards Rio and laughed at their reaction to him saying that.

“umm I think I hear Johnny boy calling me…yeah uh bye!” And just like that Rio ran out the room. It didn’t take long for Lyle to chase after them and Trudy following behind them.

“AYE AYE COME BACK!” You laughed at the last words Trudy said before chasing after the duo.

It was nice to relive a memory. You honestly thought you lost Rio forever until they were in a avatar different from yours. They still had the same personality and everything. But then again they were still a rookie to the rest of the squad.

You felt your stomach grumble. You just groaned in annoyance. This happened every time and every time you went to go get one of your snacks it would be missing. It didn’t matter what it was it would always be eaten by someone or something. So you decided to take matters into your own hands and catch who was taking your snacks and eating them. You quitely got out of bed and snuck into the living room area. You heard rummaging in the kitchen so you decided to hide behind the counter to catch the culprit red handed or blue handed.

You slightly peeked over the counter and saw that it was no other than Warren. You stood up from behind the counter and crossed your arms as you did a slight cough to catch his attention. And it did. He froze and looked you way with a scared expression. It was like he was more scared of you than quaritch himself. All you could see was his yellow eyes and the glowing dots on his body.

“Now….I Can explain.” Warren Said as He put his hands up in surrender. You rolled your eyes and looked at the box of little bites he opened with YOUR name on them.

“Explain how all this time you have been taking my damn snacks and eating my little bites?” You said as you snatched the bag from his grasp.

“Ok well I can’t explain that but I didn’t know ok!” He whisper yelled. You sighed. You couldn’t be mad at him forever. He was just too cute. So you just gave in to him stealing and taking all your snacks.

“You need to stop stealing my snacks but then again I do the same thing to you.” You said as you walked away.

“I’m sorry what?” Warren asked confused. It’s true you have been taking his snacks from time to time. Sometimes you would like it and sometimes you wouldn’t. Warren grabbed your shoulder and turned you around to face him.

“You thought I was gonna let that slide honey? Yeah no.” Warren said as he kissed you on the lips softly before pulling away from you and walking back to his room with your little bites in hand. You didn’t even notice he took them from your hands after that little session. You ended up going to bed hugging your pillow trying to process what happened.

#avatar #avatar way of water #imagine #avatar oc #don’t ask why i’m doing this #recom squad #recom warren #warren x reader #this is my first time doing this #i tried

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awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands · 7 months

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Halloween Headcanons 2023 : Sharise Ruddell x Bobbie Brown getting ready for an halloween party

A/N: So this is slightly different because it's not headcanons but a little one shot. The Halloween theme is still present but this is just @glamourizedcocaine and me shamelessly loving thse two together <3. Speaking of them, I want to thank them for the support and inspiration in writing this <3

Bobbie wasn’t really surprised by the amount of pink in Sharise’s room, however she didn’t expect her mirror to be that color either. The red horn headband really complemented her red mini dress and proved that she really was meant to be the devil in the duo, as Sharise said.

She had no idea what the other girl was doing in the bathroom but the faint sound of cabinets being opened and objects clashing was getting too much for Bobbie who had to suppress a yawn

“What the hell are you doing, Sharise?” She yelled.

Shortly after the house owner appeared with her hands full of makeup pallets and a huge grin on her face. Bobbie’s heart almost skipped a beat when she noticed Sharise’s makeup : a gold glitter eyeshadow that made her eyes pop even more, followed by iridescent glitters on her face and a pink lipgloss. Bobbie’s cheeks were tainted red as she realized not only that Sharise was a perfect angel but that she was staring at her back.

“Sorry, I was trying to find the perfect shape for your makeup. I think I have a great selection to work with now.” Sharise pointed her bed and Bobbi raised her eyebrow.

“Do you want me to lay on the bed?”

“Yeah, it’s easier to apply that way!”

Bobbie knew something or two about makeup, however she wasn’t about to break one of the most important girl rules: you do what whoever puts your makeup tells you to do. So she laid down and soon the mattress gently was weighed down by Sharise.

“Okay so do you prefer kisses or pout ?"

“What?” Bobbie’s cheeks turned a darker shade of pink as Sharise let out a giggle.

“The name of the shades, see?” She turned her wrist, showing two pigmented lines. “Kisses is the first and pout is the second.”

“Kisses” is fine.”

Sharise took the brush and gently started to apply the eyeshadow on the crease of her eye. Bobbie’s heart dropped down as she couldn’t help but feel so silly for always making herself a fool whenever Sharise was around, probably she was just very intimidated by such a beautiful and talented woman so her brain just shut down every time.

“Wait, I can’t reach this spot.” The other blonde said, moving closer to Bobbie and sitting on her lap, while her face got dangerously close to Bobbie’s.

She really hoped Sharise couldn’t hear how much her heart was beating, because Bobbie could feel the loud thump in her ear and shivers all over her arms. She was basically forced to stare Sharise’s face back and notice how her nose would wrinkle while focused.

“I’m gonna use pout for the eyelid, okay?” She asked and Bobbie nodded, even if probably one word out of the eight was registered by her brain.

Sharise’s elbow was resting on her shoulder for support but it felt like an open flame for Bobbie, a type of warmth she wished could last forever. And that’s when something hit her like a freight train: she wished Sharise would touch her like that all time, she wished she would notice her in a room full of other people and that she would apply her makeup for the rest of her life.

“Your lashes are so pretty. I always have to curve mine but yours are just perfect.” Sharise said out of nowhere while applying the mascara and since when they were already at the mascara part?

“Thanks… I do love yours too.” She choked back while Sharise nodded.

After applying the mascara, time seemed to stop as Sharise just stared at her probably to admire her own work. Bobbie stayed completely silent, eyes focused on the white wings resting on a chair in the background and already grieving a bit the eventual loss of contact.

“I love your lips too. So soft and plump, a red lipstick would fit so well here.” She added, gently tracing Bobbie’s lips with her fingers.

Whatever brain cell was still active in Bobbie’s brain officially stopped working once she felt Sharise’s fingertips on her. They were just as soft as she imagined and she had to fight everything in her to not do the same to Sharise, scared to just have misinterpreted the situation, however she couldn’t stop her cheeks turning red once again.

“ I want to try something but promise me to not freak out, okay?” Sharise’s tone was serious and Bobbie nodded, even if she was internally freaking out from long enough.

The laying girl could barely register the other girl getting even closer to her face, before feeling Sharise’s lips on her. The strawberry invaded her mouth and the movements were so tender and delicate that she wondered how it was possible for someone to kiss like that. She tried to follow Sharise’s gentle pace but it felt like her first kiss all over again.

The kiss couldn’t have lasted for than a minute yet it felt a beautiful eternity, Bobbie was left with a pounding heart and plump lips while Sharise’s lipgloss was definitely smudged in some areas but she didn’t seem to care even after Bobbie’s fingertips gently whipped the spots away.

“Do you want to see how it looks before putting on your lipstick?” Sharise hopped off her, making Bobbie almost pouting, but she refrained herself from that and went to the mirror instead.

The two types of red perfectly matched her outfit, her eyes seemed bigger and more powerful and she had no doubt that everyone watching the two of them would have fell to their feet.

“Wow, you did just a great job!” Bobbie exclaimed and Sharise smiled proudly of her ability, resting her head on Bobbie’s shoulder and looking in the mirror.

They didn’t say anything for a while but it wasn’t needed. Bobbi’s head seemed a never ending maze, analyzing every outcome and consequence to what had just happened but her heart was just happy like a child in a candy store.

““Maybe we should apply the lipstick, so we still have time to reapply it in case we mess it up.” She had to look away from the mirror, ashamed of saying something so corny and silly but Sharise didn’t seem to mind.

“You’re absolutely right! I have to reapply mine too, maybe you can help me with that?” Bobbie nodded and they stole one last look at the mirror.

For a moment Jani’s image popped up in Bobbie’s mind and she wondered when it was the last time she felt like that with him. However she quickly shook her head and followed Sharise to bed, a part of her knew it was pointless to compare the two of them because Sharise’s lips were much softer and she didn’t taste like gin.

But most importantly now her lips tasted of Bobbie just like Bobbie’s tasted of Sharise’s.

#sharise ruddell #Sharise neil #bobbi brown #ex wife of rock #80s rock #motley crue #warrant band #halloween #halloween challenge #moodboard #my moodboards #fem x fem #wlw fanfic #my fanfiction

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strlstlvr · 1 year

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ERASE, a yang jungwon smau ♡

TRACK FIVE. hurt (written + smau)

◃◃ ⅠⅠ ▹▹

THE NEXT DAY-

“aaaaaaaalrighty hello everyone!! If you don’t already know me, my name is park sunghoon, and i’m going to be your host for the evening!”

Park Sunghoon, you didn’t know him well but you were grateful for him in this moment.

Sunoo presented the idea to you seeing as the campus loves you and the cafe has been getting so much business since you released your music.

“c’mon y/n it’ll be fun! plus you’re kinda in charge of the cafe so what could go wrong?”

eventually, you caved in, jake came in and backed sunoo up.

How could you say no to those two?

Afterwards was when sunghoon was introduced.

It seemed as though he was made to be an MC or as if he’d done it before…

“I hope everyone is enjoying themselves so far, performances are going to be starting soon, beginning with a good friend of mine, Sim Jake!”

A few people scream in response, sunghoon laughs.

“Seems as though he has a few fans! Well, I hope you guys are ready cause here he is!”

A FEW HOURS LATER -

The time seemed to be going by fast, too fast.

The nervousness was starting to build up in your stomach, itching up your body higher and higher until you were trying to swallow it down.

You’d never performed for a crowd, you hardly did it for your friends besides jiung.

The boy with blonde hair turns to you, he noticed the way your leg bounced up and down and the way you kept biting your lip

“y/n stop biting you’re gonna get a blister.”

“it’s kinda too late for that I think”

as keeho’s set comes to an end you hear the claps and cheers of the crowd on the other side of the wall.

“He did really well huh jiung”

“you will too, you already know the campus loves you and your music”

“yeah you’re right”

Jiung grabs and squeezes your hand before standing up.

“Are you ready now?”

You nod, he smiles and kisses your head grabbing your hand and pulling you up to your feet.

“Isn’t Keeho just a charmer? Up next we have our rising star y/n l/n!”

“Deep breaths, take deep breath’s”

Keeho comes through the door and immediately comes to you, “you’ll do amazing y/nnie, they have good taste they’ll love you”

you nod and take a deep breath in making your way to the door and through it.

Stepping through, the lights blinded you and the cheers scared you for a moment but eventually it helped you calm down.

“Uh hi everyone! My name is Y/n L/n and thank you so much for coming tonight!”

You smile as the crowd cheers once again.

“Tonight i’ll be performing a few songs actually, one of which of course you guys have heard, the next one will be a duo with Jiung and then the last two will be covers! Thank you all for coming again and I hope I meet your guy’s expectations”

Although you’re not really moving during your performance, the way you glow with sweat progresses with time.

The aura of the night was a good one, one that you realize made you feel silly for being nervous.

“I’m not gonna be the one to get hurt”

As you sing the final lyric you feel a new feeling, you feel like you could go on and on forever up on this stage.

That feeling didn’t last when you decided to take a look at the crowd finally.

As you sweep the audience at all the screaming and clapping people you notice him.

The air gets caught in your throat as you both make eye contact.

You both just stare, until you realize Sunghoon has come up beside you

“WOW wasn’t that just amazing? Y/n has a truly beautiful voice!”

You break the eye contact to look up at Sunghoon and smile, bowing to the audience as you make your way off the stage.

Walking through the door, all of your friends jump on you.

“WAAAAA Y/N YOU DID SO GOOD”

“Yeah you did way better than Keeho did!”

“Hello?? I’m right here you know”

“You did amazing y/n, you really didn’t even need me during our song”

Finally they all get off you and huddle you instead, “Thank you guys but Lily?? I didn’t even think you’d be able to be here!”

“Yeah no I just got lucky that we ended our schedule early, wouldn’t have mattered anyway JYP would’ve lived”

You laugh, everyone laughs, this feeling is one that makes you forget all your past problems except this time.

That feeling from the stage stuck with you, why was he there?

A/N! i’m still sick but here’s this chapter! i apologize if it’s incoherent, maybe i shouldn’t write in the middle of the night lmao, anywyas i finally finished the the layout of how i wanted this smau to go and im pretty happy! i do kee changing it so don’t think it’s set quite yet😻

TAGLIST! @fadedluvv @ifearjwn @yyumiii1 @woncheecks

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andrebearakovsky · 7 months

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(cont. ask) first of all NOOO don't apologize i was looking for a long post, this is why i came here! i've been lurking way back! i remembered your blog name! 2. wow??? this is such a comprehensive answer!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🤗😳 thank you so much! 3. any content you want to post i am here for! 4. i can't believe there are so many new guys, like yes of course, but i can't believe it! 5. Oh yeah the details of the Holtby thing are coming back to me, i seem to have repressed it.🙈

Aw that's so sweet of you! A longtime viewer! (Viewer? What am I, a YouTuber? Calm down.) It's sweet of you to remember me and I'm delighted that I am apparently famous and evidently famous for making long/extensive posts lol. Which I'm about to do again.

I talked about Strome, Milano, Sandin, and alllll those young guys on my last post, as well as Darcy and TvR. [And Dowd but you already knew him.] The rest of the guys currently on the team I haven't really touched on yet that joined post-Holtby era are Nicolas Aube-Kubel, Anthony Mantha, and Charlie Lindgren. I'll get into them in a bit, but I gotta get into some other things first.

You said you haven't really watched since the Holtby era, so I'm going to assume you know everything that happened/all the people we had up til that final season, and that you know little/nothing of what has happened since then. So I'm gonna give a quick recap of some of the big things that have happened in that time:

You missed the ENTIRETY of the Sammy and Vitek goaltending era, which was kinda turbulent. Sammy was gonna be the starter with Henrik Lundqvist as the backup, but then it turned out Lundqvist had a heart condition and had to retire and never played a game for the Caps. This forced Vitek into action, and we had 2 years of the Sammy and Vitek goaltending duo. I, personally, loved it. Some people did not. I still hold that they were BOTH GOOD!! They split time, neither one ever TRULY grasped the starting reigns. There was also when Vitek got taken by the Kraken in the expansion draft and then immediately traded him back to us. Also they were besties, which started when they were a duo down in Hershey. It's also why my blog is titled "goalie best friend tandem," though it also currently applies to Darcy and Chuck who are besties. You can search the "goalie best friends" tag on my blog for cute Sammy and Vitek content. Neither of them are here anymore, but they're still friends - I remember seeing a quote Vitek gave to some Devils people talking about him and about still being friends and such.

Players you knew back from the Holtby era who are no longer with us: Lars Eller, Richard Panik (useless), Jonas Siegenthaler, Travis Boyd, Christian Djoos, Michal Kempny, Radko Gudas, Garnet Hathaway, Dmitry Orlov [don't talk to me about these last two I'm sad]

Players that played with us for multiple seasons after the Holtby era who are no longer with us this year: Justin Schultz, Conor Sheary, Daniel Sprong, Matt Irwin

COVID robbed us of our time with Brenden Dillon and I'm sad about it

We had Zdeno Chara for 1 year, and he straightup fixed Nick Jensen. Jensen was abysmal before that, then Chara was his defense partner for the whole year, and Jensen is good now. I no longer dread every time he touches the puck, I trust him. Also he has a personality now! Idk what kind of dark magic Chara used, but I will be forever thankful to him for it. 1 year of Chara absolutely 1000% worth it just for fixing Nick Jensen

We got Marcus Johansson back! :) And then we traded him again

We traded Jakub Vrana for Anthony Mantha, who is useless and unfortunately still here. He never fit in with the team vibe of "sexy idiots," he's not loud enough or slutty enough.

In March 2022 Carl Hagelin suffered a really bad eye injury during practice. I think the butt end of someone's stick got into his eye? (We were never told whose stick it was, I'm sure they have to feel absolutely terrible about it.) He's lucky he didn't lose his eye. He tried to come back, but he never played a game again after that. He was technically on the roster all of last season, but he never got into any games, and he just announced his retirement this summer. A really sad end, tbh. And RIP to the 4th line of dreams.

We were GONNA have Connor Brown for the 2022-23 season, and he was gonna play with Dylan Strome whom he's friends with and played in juniors with. But he played for like 2 games and then got hurt and was out for the season and never played for us again. I think he's in Edmonton now.

You know about goal songs, right?? I think the last year of Holtby was the first year of goal songs. I have a Spotify playlist of goal songs if you wanna check it out

There have been SO many injuries the last 3 years. 2021-22 was what I like to call the year of babies. I don't even remember who exactly was injured but there were so many injuries it necessitated the callup of SO many rookies. TWELVE rookies played that season: Martin Fehervary, Connor McMichael, Beck Malenstyn, Garrett Pilon, Hendrix Lapierre, Brett Leason, Aliaksei Protas, Axel Jonsson-Fjallby, Zach Fucale, Joe Snively, Alex Alexeyev, and Lucas Johansen. All of whom made their NHL debuts that season except for Fehervary, McMichael, Malenstyn, and Pilon. Of those rookies, Fehervary and McMichael were the only ones who were really supposed to make the team that season; they stuck around the whole season, while Leason and Protas played 30+ games, AJF played 20+, Snively and Malenstyn played more than 10 each, and the rest had 6 or less. It was truly the year of babies. Some of those guys aren't in the organization anymore, but I think this is the year the rest of them finally make the leap and are true full-timers. [Except for Fehervary, who already is]

More injury news: Nicky and Tom were injured for like the first half of last season. And in December, John Carlson broke his fucking face. He got hit in the face with a puck and it broke his entire face, like it was really bad, and he hardly played again. I think he came back for like the last few weeks, but tbh his injury was when the season went downhill. [I say "broke his face" but the official reports are he had a fractured skull and severed temporal artery. Yikes! He's fine now though]

Ovi just keeps breaking goal records. He got 800 goals and then passed Gordie Howe last season!!! He is now number 2 all-time in goals!! He currently has 822. Watch out, Gretzky, he's comin' for ya

Oh yeah the Hershey Bears won the Calder Cup this year!! It was absolutely epic. They played the Coachella Valley Firebirds (Kraken AHL team) in the finals, and it was an awesome finals. It went to Game 7 overtime. GAME SEVEN OVERTIME!!!!! Do you know how rare that is? It's only the 2nd time the Calder Cup Finals has gone to overtime in Game 7, with the first time being in 1953. In the NHL, it has only ever happened in the Stanley Cup Finals TWICE. EVER! By the Wings in 1950 and 1954. So the Bears won the Calder Cup in Game 7 overtime and it was exciting as FUCK. And a lot of guys who might make the Caps roster this year were on that Cup-winning team: Snively, Protas, McMichael, Malenstyn, Johansen, as well as top prospects Lapierre and Iorio. They're the oldest franchise in the AHL, and that was their 12th Calder Cup, which is the most in AHL history.

And you said to feel free to post some content so I am going to POST some CONTENT. Starting with:

✨Darcy Kuemper✨

I fucking love Darcy, so much. I've already said that I've liked him for a long time, and I'm absolutely elated to have him on the team. He won the Cup with the Avs in 2022. He is also very tall, he's 6'5", one time he hugged TJ and it made TJ look like a child. He's so sweet, and he's so dumb. He's like a giant labrador. Some of my favorite assorted Darcy things and moments include:

In one of his first interviews after signing he said he was gonna visit every museum in DC, and I'm like no you're not, Darcy, that's not possible. Our first sign that he was a big dummy

One time suplexed Matthew Tkachuk into the ice

Got a shot on goal during a game last year

The time he tried to "interview" Nick Jensen at the outdoor game practice while giggling incessantly

Here's him at NHL media day last year, featuring him kicking a soccer ball like you see in my profile pic :)

Says one of his life goals is to bring back the dinosaurs. Please see this post for the full story on that one

Is absolute BESTIES with Charlie Lindgren, the backup goalie. Like, so much so that they and their wives constantly take their dogs on walks together, the dogs are reportedly besties as well, and the Kuempers dog-sat Chuck's dog over Christmas. They also kind of have matching dogs, I'll include a picture below. Chuck also called himself and Darcy two of the "more normal goalies in the league" which is an absolute lie after the dinosaurs thing, so clearly Chuck doesn't have that many brain cells rolling around up there either. They also did THIS at media day this year. Their friendship is just so pure. You can read more about it in this article. And like, they didn't know each other before signing here. According to the article, evidently after they signed, they texted each other and then literally the scene from stepbrothers happened

And then TvR 🥰 Mine own love TvR. I adore Trevor van Riemsdyk so much. He's just got incredibly good vibes. I also have a bit more of a personal attachment to him, because he and I have the same birthday (July 24). He's a bit soft-spoken, especially compared to some of the other freaks on this team. Possibly one of the only ones with any semblance of a brain cell. He's not flashy; he's a steady-eddy defenseman, almost always on the third pair barring injuries. He's not gonna score a bunch of points, but he plays hard defensively every game (one of the reasons goalies love him), he's reliable, and he blocks SO many shots. He's also one of THE guys on the penalty kill. The penalty kill is TvR, Jensen, Fehervary, and Dowd, those are the main guys. We also officially claimed him as our own. As of this year, he will have played more years with the Caps than with anyone else, he currently has more goals, assists, and points with us than with anyone else, and after about 40 more games he will have played more games with us than with anyone else.

Also the ENTIRE team is absolutely fucking OBSESSED with him. There aren't like that many big specific things I can point to, it's just how I've noticed them treating him over the years, and how they talk about/to him and the general energy. They all love to shout "REEEEEEEEEEEEMERRRRRRRR" at any and every opportunity. And like you can just tell that every single one of them is deeply in love with him. They are all constantly tripping over themselves to give him the player of the game award in the locker room, even when other guys have a bunch of points in the game and it feels like they're the obvious choice but no they all want to give a love letter to their collective crush. The goalies especially love him. (Here's Chuck giving him the POTG, Nicky giving him the POTG, and a recounting of Sammy's love affair with him two seasons ago). The coaches also love him, sometimes too much for their own good - there have been times in the last few years when they've put TvR on the power play and in the shootout (??) when he had no business being there lol. And like I don't blame them lmao. He's grown to become a leader on the team (and occasionally gets As on his chest during preseason games and when a bunch of dudes are injured - another thing that confirms to me they're all in love with him, he got real high up on the chain of command real quick), he's super consistent (there was one game last year when there were so many injuries on D that the defense was quite literally just TvR plus a bunch of rookies - I said that day that the defense was "TvR and a dream"), and he will absolutely never put his mouthguard in his mouth. So as the year goes on, and as you watch games and social media content, just keep your eyes peeled, watch TvR, and you'll see that the entire team is so fucking horny for TvR specifically. I made this meme awhile back, which is exactly how the Caps feel about TvR:

Other miscellaneous fun facts about the team and players that I think you should know:

Our backup goalie is Charlie Lindgren, but we all call him Chuck. It suits him better, especially with his mustache. He also catches right-handed, which is different than practically every other goalie in the league. So like if you look, he and Darcy wear their catching gloves on different hands.

There are a LOT of NHL brothers on this team. Dylan Strome's older brother Ryan plays for the Ducks, and his younger brother Matt actually plays for the Hershey Bears. Trevor van Riemsdyk is also the middle child of three hockey-playing brothers: his older brother James plays for the Bruins, and younger brother Brendan doesn't play in the NHL but played college hockey. And Charlie Lindgren is the oldest of 3 hockey brothers: Andrew played college hockey but never made the NHL, and youngest brother Ryan plays for the Rangers.

Kuzy has been doing some wacky shit in the shootout the last few years, just go look it up on YouTube

Here's a video of the mentors trip this year so you can see Sonny Milano's father who is simply exactly who I envisioned him to be in my head

Nicolas Aube-Kubel (NAK), a French-Canadian fourth line winger that the Caps picked up on waivers in November last year, is Sergei Ovechkin's (Ovi's son) favorite player. We learn this in a video feature with Ovi's wife and kids (I'm including the link to this gifset from the lovely @thornescratch which is where I first saw this). The producer asks who Sergei's favorite player is, and Sergei immediately answers "Aube-Kubel." Not only is Aube-Kubel his "guy" according to Nastya, but then we also see that a selfie of Sergei and Aube-Kubel is the lock screen of Sergei's iPad. And Sergei calls Aube-Kubel his "best friend." Learning this information is such a curveball, because it's like the last person you'd expect Sergei's favorite to be. It's not somebody Russian or even European, it's not somebody old or someone who's been on the team a long time, it's not one of his dad's closer friends, and it's not even one of the stars of the team, it's a young Canadian dude who plays fourth line if he's in. Aube-Kubel must be REALLY friendly, otherwise why else would he be Sergei's favorite? You know it has to be absolutely devastating to Tom Wilson to not be Sergei's favorite lol. [I'm also convinced this is why they re-signed NAK so quick in the offseason, you HAVE to bring back Sergei's favorite player!!]

Speaking of NAK: remember how I said Beck Malenstyn was Nic Dowd's chosen winger? NAK is his OTHER chosen winger. Those two are twin shitstarters and Dowd loves them and I know he absolutely wants both of them on his line this season. They're gonna be a great 4th line. I could talk all day about Dowd and his 4th line duties, and you can ask me to do that if you want but I'm not gonna do it here

I also know everyone's zodiac sign because I'm a freak. I can also get more into that in a separate post if you want

There's probably more stuff, but this is all I can think of for now. Please feel free to ask me more stuff, I love diving into things. Stuff about the team, players, my favorites, whatever. I hope this is both informative and entertaining!

#anon #asks #washington capitals #long post #darcy kuemper #trevor van riemsdyk #charlie lindgren #evgeny kuznetsov #dylan strome #sonny milano #nicolas aube-kubel #nastya ovechkina #nastya shubskaya #john carlson #alex ovechkin #i could probably tag more guys but i'm not gonna #these are the big ones

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Mini Fanfic #1131: God of War's Birthday Blowout (King of Fighters)

8:45 p.m. at Blanctorche Family's Mansion's Dining Room........

Shen: (Looks Down at a Plate of Mini Seafood Like Patty Cakes Before Picking One Up For Closer Observation) So this is what a crab cake looks like, huh?

Ash: (Smiles Brightly) Oui!~ Freshly made just for the Birthday Boy himself.

Duo: We've managed to order a couple of crabs on the way here. Most of which held from Shanghai.

Elizabeth: (Crosses her Arms) And I've spent four and a half hours in the kitchen, making extra sure that each of them look and taste eligible enough to eat, so you better not leave a single patty left on either of those plates before the night ends.

Shen: (Shrugs) Hey, if it means I don't have to pay for anything in return, then I ain't complaining. (Takes a Bite off the Crab Cake He's Holding And Tastes It For a Few Seconds Before Nodding) Mm. Well, I'll be damned. (Finishes off the Crab Cake) This ain't half bad. (Starts Eating a Few More Crab Cakes From Out the Plate Before Turning to Elisabeth) You really outdone yourself here, Liz.

Elizabeth: (Simply Nodded) Naturally. Now, stop talking with your mouth full. It's a sign of bad manners.

Shen: There's no one else in here but the four of us, Liz. (Swallows his Food Down With One Gulp) Live a little for once.

Elisabeth: (Glares at Shen) Absolutely not! As long as you are under MY root, you will obey every rule I present to you.

Ash: I'd listen to Betty if I were you. Last time someone disobey a rule of hers, he received thirty whiplashes across the face before getting kicked out.

Elisabeth: (Rolls her Eyes) The riding crop doesn't have a lashe, Ash, and even then, I don't use it for childish antics.

Ash: (Casually Place Both his Hands Behind his Back) Our childhood says otherwise.

Elisabeth: (Gives Ash a Stern Sisterly Glare) That's was and will forever in the past! This is the present and right now, I advise you to take your role as the-

Ash: (Starts Rolling his Eyes) "Heir of the Blanctorche Family's Bloodline more seriously" yes, yes, I'm fully aware of that song and dance many times before. And I am willing to do so riiiiiiight after we celebrate the birth of our dear friend here. (Sits Next to Shen While Poking his Cheeks) How does it feel to be an old man now, Shenny?~

Shen: (Glares at Ash While Slapping his Finger Away From his Cheeks) Will you cut that shit out already? Being thirty isn't that old of an age!

Duo: But isn't as young of an age either. It's more in between if anything.

Ash: (Shrugs) Perhaps. (Forms a Sly, Shit Eating Grin on his Face) But just you wait. One of these days, those bones of yours are gonna give up on you and you'll be old enough to use a cane to walk with.

Shen: (Glares at Ash) Why use it for that, when I can knock your ass out with it instead?

Elisabeth: (Steps in Front of Ash While Giving Shen a Darken Glare on her Face) Hurt him and I will end you myself.

Ash: (Blows a Raspberry at Shen)

Shen: (Let's Out a Laugh) Hoho! Are those fighting words I'm hearing coming out your mouth there, Liz? (Starts Cracking his Knuckles While Givung Elisabeth a Competitive Smirk on his Face) Cause I'm more than happy to oblige to your request.

Elisabeth: And I'm more than happy to put you and foolish in your place. And my name is Elisabeth!

Duo: (Akready Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face) This is getting ridiculous. We're supposed to be enjoying ourselves this evening.

Ash: (Makes his Way to Duo Lon's Side) Duo Lon is right. (Starts Pouting at the Duo) Shame on you two for ruin our night tomorrow over your petty arguments~

Shen/Elisabeth: (Growls and Comically Glares at Ah Crimson) YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU TWERP!

Ash: Well, you two are more than welcome to play the blame game all you want. In the meantime, I'm going continue joining the party. (Picks the Crab Cake Up From the Plate and Takes a Bite off of It)

Duo: ('Sigh') Anywho, Shen, is there anything in particular you want to wish for on your birthday this year?

Shen: (Starts Grabbing his Chin While Thinking) Uhhh.......I dunno. Keep living and fight stronger opponents I guess?

Elisabeth: That's more one wish, you imbecile.

Shen: Well, those are the two I can think of right now, so take or leave it!

Duo: For my own sanity and patience, I'll take it as it is. (Raise his Glass Up) Here's hoping you continue to live your fruitful life for many years to come.

Shen: Wait, before we cheers to that, I wanna make a speech first.

Duo: Floor is yours then.

Shen: Thanks. Sooooo uhhh.....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Truth be told, for as long as I can remember, I don't have any close friends growing up. Or any friends for the matter.

Ash: Friendless you say?

Elisabeth: That's not surprising.

Shen: (Comically Glares at the Duo) Shut it! (Clears his Throat Before Continuing Speaking) As what I was saying, I didn't have friends growing up, so having you guys as one after all these years later, is....kinda like a breath of fresh to me? I mean, don't get me wrong. You guys get on my nerves constantly, 'cept you, Duo Lon, you're the most tolerable of the bunch.

Duo: (Forms a Small Smirk on his Face) Naturally.

Shen: But regardless of all that, I'm glad to have you dorks as my pals. (Smiles Brightly) It makes life less dull around here than usual, ya know? And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Elisabeth: (Genuinely Surprised by the Speech) Wow. That's.....actually really thoughtful of you to say, Shen.

Ash: (Gives Shen a Hug) You really are the biggest softie ever~

Shen: (Casually Moves Ash Off of Him By Touching his Forehead) Watch it, half pint. Nothing about be is soft. I'm just saying it like it is.

Duo: And I applaud you for it. Now only if you try staying out of trouble this time around.

Elisabeth: Impossible.

Ash: He'll probably get himself in a bar fight in the next day or so.

Shen: (Comically Glares at The Duo Again) Have a little more faith in me than that, assholes!!

Duo: My faith in you below 50%.

Shen: (Turns to Duo) No one ask for percentages, smart ass!!

Elisabeth: Mines a ten.

Ash: Negative five~

Shen: STOP IT! ('Groans in Defeat') Whatever. Let's just cheers to our drinks before I get pissed all night (Holds Up Hos Along With the Others) To me being thirty.

Everyone: Cheers!

Happy Late Birthday to Shen Woo

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#king of fighters #shen woo #duo lon #ash crimson #elisabeth blanctorche #birthday celebration #crab cakes #humor #friendship

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