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lovelybunn · 2 years
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Romantic fluff HC's with Warren?/dhmis
I AM A SIMP FOR THIS MAN IM SORRY
ㅤㅤ𝖱𝖮𝖬𝖠𝖭𝖳𝖨𝖢 𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲 𝖥𝖮𝖱 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖶𝖠𝖱𝖱𝖤𝖭 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖬 .ᐟ.ᐟ
warning(s): swearing(?), mention of anxiety, uses of petnames
author's note: IT IS OKAY, ANON! I DO TOO, HE IS JUST A PATHETIC SOPPING WET LIL WET MEOW MEOW, WHAT MORE CAN U ASK IN A MAN?
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⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤヽ`ヽ`、ヽ🪱ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ
CUDDLES. SNUGGLES. COZIES. ALL THAT, MY BOY LOVES IT. (he's really warm all the time bc he's in a constant state of flusteredness so that's a plus)
warren the worm EAGLE is the ULTRA PETNAMER 2000 bc he's got em alllll!! from baby to angel to POOPY-CAKES, you name it, he call you it.
this boy is SO CLINGY, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. HE NEEDS CONSTANT REASSURANCE AND VALIDATION.
and also, he's not used to people being genuinely nice to him, so anytime you compliment/praise him for something, he thinks your saying it as a joke and/or manipulating him in some way. (overthinkers, am I right? 😒)
you guys share a podcast together where you do random shit and record it for content (imagine unus annus, but w/ a couple)
your warren's go-to editor for his presentations, so he always lets you see them first before he shows it to anyone else (and bc of your help alot more people have actually took the time to actually take in what he's saying lmao)
bro sadly does not know what boundaries are, so warren will basically beg you until you give in or literally FORCE him to stfu.
warren tries so very hard to be a BIG, STRONG, MANLY, MASCULINE, M A N around you in public, but he always ends up brutally embarrassing himself where like a crowd of people are just loudly laughing at him (poor baby :( )
he's a lil crybaby. sobbing into your chest daily. :((
HEAR ME OUT, HEAR. ME. OUTTTTT! warren likes tea, so he'll make it for the two of you all the time, and it's so calming.
DINNER DATES!!! and oh em gee he takes you to the best places, bc ofc, the best deserves to be fed as such. 😌
bc he's so prone to anxiety attacks, his #1 treatment exercise is to squeeze your hand tightly (not too tight bc he obv doesn't want to hurt you) and try his very best to match his breathing pattern with yours.
this is what his text messages look like to you: ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"hEY HONEYBUN, LOVE OF MY LIFE, MY EVERYTHINGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILYSM, HRUUU??????💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍"
to sum it up, y'know how colin said that he looks like a tumor? just imagine that, but he's a ~ℒℴ𝓋ℯ 𝒯𝓊𝓂ℴ𝓇~
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warren-your-friend · 1 year
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How different dhmis teachers react to you asking them on a date & what they are like as you date them:
I'm bored and hyperfixated and I need words for NaNoWriMo.
cw: some mentions of alcohol (Time Child), obsessive and controlling behavior (Warren), and implied depression (Unemployed Brendon)
Warren the Eagle:
-Warren seems shocked at first, taken aback by your advances when he wasn't even sure you wanted to be his friend. -Hearing this, you feel a bit bad that he hadn't realized you two were friends, but as you say that to him, he starts to panic a little, thinking he's upset you. (And he really REALLY doesn't want you to change your mind) -You pull him into a hug, and it only takes half a millisecond before he is holding you back tight. -"Yes!! Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!" He holds you tight and you can't quite back away now, so you just melt into the hug, letting him tell you all about how excited he is. -As a boyfriend, he is obsessive and no small amount of jealous. -If you don't really have anyone else, he will happily take up every waking moment you have. -He has major insomnia and may end up watching you sleep, but only when you already know that he's spending the night. -If you do have people you care about and want to spend time with (whether family or friends) when he isn't there, he'll be too afraid of losing you to outright tell you that you can't do it, but he WILL guilt you and if you do happen to fall in love with him, he will get under your skin. -If you get involved with him, its best to involve him. If the people in your life can stand him long enough to get to know him, your relationship will go a lot smoother. -This guy is also a MASSIVE cuddler and very big on public displays of effection.
Colin the Computer:
-Colin was surprised by the question, but it's sort of hard to tell from the way that he responds. -He considers it and for a moment, you think he's going to say no, but really his mind is seven steps ahead and he is looking up places that would be fun to go to, while also not being too awkward for a first date. -When he finally speaks, it's to tell you that he's found live music festival at a park near you. There's dancing and food and it'll be a ton of fun! -You feel your heart swell with joy, your face getting hot. -If you aren't so sure about how well you dance, he is determined to teach you. To him, as long as you're close, any dancing is going to be perfect. -As a boyfriend, he is a lot of fun but rather energetic. -How close you are will determine how much physical contact there will be between you, so don't expect kisses on the first date, unless you have been friends for a good while. -Once you've dated for a while, he will ALWAYS be wanting to hold hands though. -He is SO much fun, if you're an extravert. -He's an introverted extravert, though. So don't worry too much if you aren't, he'll always want to recharge his own batteries at home too.
The Briefcase (Lucky Mo):
-Mo is all business when it comes to dating. He is dating to find someone to marry. Family means a lot, but he doesn't actually want children. -If you're rude to his brother, he is probably going to reject you immediately. -But if you don't encourage his brother or are unmotivated by the concept of working yourself, he's also probably going to reject you as well, though he will always encourage you to 'try harder', even as a friend. -If you have a job (whether or not you actually love it) and try to stay positive for Brendon, Mo will be a very encouraging lover and will want to go on as many dates as possible, as long as it works out around your schedules. -He's a very loyal boyfriend, dependable and encouraging. -He can be boring if you aren't proactive in finding things to do though, so be ready to make most of the choices for movie nights and where you go out to eat etc.
Unemployed Brendon:
-Brendon isn't sure what to say when you ask him out. -He's not used to people who love him for who he IS, rather than who he could be. -Yes, you will probably have to read his novel and if you didn't know it already, it's very sad with a very bittersweet ending. -You'll actually be surprised by how well written it is though and wonder where on Earth he got his inspiration from. He doesn't seem to want to talk about it though. -As a boyfriend, he is a bit of a nervous wreck, especially in the beginning. He doubts himself a lot, his ability, his life choices and most of all… if he is worthy of love at all. -His relationships with his parents are in tatters and his brother just keeps pushing and pushing him to do better. -His brother believes in him and while you can see the love behind it, you can also see the way that the stress of never being good enough wears down on Brendon… -But he loves you a ton, very fast. He's not as obsessive and jealous as Warren is, but he will always want to be around you. -He doesn't intentionally guilt you, but you know he can't help but feel like you're 'embarrassed' by him, if you don't take him places with you. -If you can encourage him to go to therapy, you'd actually have a healthy, loving relationship with Brendon. -You're paying for the therapy though. -And pretty much everything else.
Electracey:
-When you ask 'Tracey on a date, she had sorta been under the assumption you were either already dating or on a date, at the very least. -So she just continues conversing about whatever she had been thinking about, because of COURSE she wants to go on a date with you, silly! -She'll take you on walks through cities or late night parties in the city when everything is lit up, particularly in the summer. -Lots of life and energy comes with Tracey. -She's sort of a combination of Colin and Mo, in that she has all sorts of energy and loves to do things (she also has a great sense of humor), but she is also much less touchy than Colin and working with the electric company, she has a steady income to do just about anything. -The downside to Tracey is that she ALWAYS has energy. -She is extremely outgoing and she is a definite extrovert. -Don't expect 'downtime' with Tracey. She's up and out of the door early for a jog and likes to party hard on weekends. -She's the sort that will invite friends over for dinner on a work night, but the friends don't even show up until 8:00pm and you have to be up at 6:00am. -She's also not particularly tactile, so while she loves kisses and hugs, she's not really going to be holding your hand everywhere, or wrapping her arms around you while waiting for the bus. -Then again, she thinks you're super cool even on days you don't like yourself and she can SHRED on that guitar, so it all equals out, yeah?
Time-Child:
-It's less that you've asked them on a date and more that you found yourself on a date, unsure of where. -You only realize its a date, when T.C. wraps an arm around your waist pulls you into the VIP section of a very loud, very colorful club, introducing you to the bouncer as their date. -It's a TON of fun, but by the end of the night, you're exhausted and ready to go home and T.C. just sort of drops you off and goes back to the club and you're left kinda wondering what happened and why they thought to bring you at all. -They kinda leave you on read for a few weeks, until they show up on a long weekend, wanting to party again. -This is going to keep going until you make yourself less fun to hang out with. Oh well, looks like you're stuck with them!
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clitorrrific · 2 years
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Hi just wanted to share my cocllection
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Hope you're all having anice day❤️
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nastymensimp · 2 years
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warren the eagle relationship headcannons ( SFW & NSFW )
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This man has a hard time distinguishing between friendships and crushes 
CRAVES physical contact no matter if its kisses, hugs, hand holding, even just touching heads he needs it to survive
Once he knows you like him in a more then friends way he feels stupid for not knowing so please reassure him 
The type to ramble for hours about nothing, especially if its something that you both like
No idea how to interact with people properly, it may seem like he’s lecturing your friends but its the only way he knows how to talk to others. 
surprisingly very good at cooking! making food with his S/O is a big stress reliever for him
NSFW
He just gives me switch energy I'm sorry
Very, very vocal whether it be with praises or moans
Blow him while he’s doing his podcast, I dare you
Part of me feels like he would want to watch someone else fuck his S/O but I also feel like he would cry
Seeing you in his hat would be a big turn on for him 
This nasty mf probably keeps a pair of your underwear with him during the day 
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absolutelyfizzing · 2 years
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gentlest instruments (request) 
warren worthington iii x fem!reader
Do you take requests still? If so can you do Warren Worthington basically worshipping reader (their body and what-not) and basically being hella whipped? Fem!reader if you can, :)
description - reader is feeling a little insecure but warren puts an end to that right away.
word count - 1000
warnings - insecure reader, one cuss word, reader is described as a woman at times, very minor body description (i don't think anything distinct but nonetheless), warren being an angel, reader is a mutant and has powers over nature.
A/N- i am so very sorry i haven't posted in so long. I go through these ohases where i just don't write at all and i feel awful that i leave some of you waiting for more. Anyway, i am trying to work though the requests that are speaking to me and i will be trying to write more often (though we all know how often i say that). Thank you for sticking with me and i hope you enjoy.
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You looked at yourself in the mirror and sighed. It wasn't that you didn't like how you looked, you thought you were fine. But it's not like you were anything to call home about. At the school you were surrounded by beautiful and gifted women all the time, how were you supposed to compete? How were you supposed to maintain Warren's attention?
He had never made you feel insecure, he was always one to tell you how pretty you looked and that he liked your outfits, it just made you question his sincerity. Your powers were in manipulating nature, something that you liked but it wasn't exactly badass. You looked at Jean or Raven or Ororo and they were all so powerful and strong. You weren't sure if that's what you were.
You pulled at your jean shorts and tugged on your shirt and just gave another sigh before turning away from the mirror.
A knock was sounded at the door that made you jump a bit, scaring you out of your own thoughts.
"Y/N?" It was Warren. You had a date today which really just meant he was taking you out for an afternoon picnic.
He was the sweetest boyfriend you could have ever asked for. He was adoring and gentle with you and he never made you question his loyalty. So why did you feel so insecure?
"Come in." You tried to let light into your voice but you knew you sounded frustrated.
He slowly crept the door open and peeked inside the room to find you facing decidedly away from your mirror and picking at your hands.
"Are you doing okay, my love?" He sounded timid and you hated that he could so easily tell when you weren't feeling well.
"Yeah, I'm alright." You assured, trying to communicate to him with your eyes, now met across the room, that you didn't want to talk about it. He must have gotten the point because he simply nodded and stood a bit to the side. He swept his arm across him toward the door, ushering you out, and he plastered a big grin on his face that made your heart quicken. You giggled a bit and you both left your room.
Instead of trying to talk to you when you seemed so preoccupied, Warren settled on holding your hand and fidgeting with your thumb.
You silently and contentedly made your way together out of the building and across the lawn to a large oak tree under which warren had put together a modest picnic. There were flowers and a planet laid out with a basket of food and it made you nearly cry. How sweet was this man stood next to you and how could anyone ever think he was menacing. He motioned for you to sit when you got there and you did, looking around at the sweet gesture.
He sat next to you, his wings spread behind him in their relaxed state and he laid down. Suddenly there were hands on your waist pulling you down with him and you fell on top of him in a fit of giggles, putting a big smile on Warren's face. He would have done anything to make you laugh like that for the rest of your life. You looked up at him from your new spot on his chest and he gazed into your eyes. His smile slowly dropped.
"Are you sure you don't want to talk about what's bothering you, honey?" You sighed and broke eye contact with him, instead moving to sit up and face where he lay. You found yourself reaching for his wings to card your fingers through them but paused.
He had always told you that you were the only person he let touch his wings but you were still hesitant.
"Go ahead, bub."
You started to play with the feathers, being gentle and conscious that they were sensitive.
"I was just feeling insecure I think." You whispered, knowing that it sounded strange to him. He had told you that you had no reason to ever be insecure and that you were perfect to him.
"About what?"
"My body. My powers. Just like, me I guess."
"Honey, you are the most beautiful girl in the world." You gave him a playful glare that told him to drop the bullshit. "I'm not kidding."
"Warren-"
"Y/N, you are amazing. Your body is amazing. Your powers are amazing. Your hands are the gentlest instruments I've ever had the pleasure of touching. Your thighs are made of pure magic and you cannot convince me otherwise." You smiled at him a bit. "And your smile is that only thing I care about in this whole world. You make me so endlessly happy. You know that right?"
"I think I do. I mean, logically I know you love me. I just see all of these powerful women everywhere around us and I don't know how I can compete with that."
"There is no competition, Y/N." He whispered, his hand coming to trace the lines of your face above him. "You are the only woman I think about, your arms are the only place I want to be and your stomach is my favorite place to take a nap. Your scars are a sign of strength and your lips are the most absolutely kissable thing I've ever seen." With that, he sat up and pulled you into a sweet kiss. It held all of the love he had for you. His thumb traced under your eye where you hadn't noticed any tears falling but he wiped them away nonetheless.
"I guess this is just a sign that I need to show you how beautiful you are more often." He smiled and you gave him a small smile in return.
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sleepyone232 · 1 year
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Warren x S/O reader
-Warren would be very clingy, never really wanting to let go of you.
-One time he even started crying since you needed to buy some groceries and he needed to stay home.
-He would give you as many hugs, kisses, cuddles as he could. Everything for his dear Y/N.
-When Warren records his podcasts, he just rambles about you.
-Sometimes he asks you if you want to come help him with his podcasts. You always say yes.
-The silly worm just really loves you, you're the first person that ever did. He wants to make you as happy as you make him.
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idkjupiterdraws · 1 year
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The recoms: Warren
This if the first fanfic I ever wrote and published. This is for @dyingofcookies cause I can tell that they have been searching the deepest pit of tumblr for some recom Warren x Reader
Warren stealing ur snacks and thinking you wouldn’t notice. This is fluff.
Ft: my oc
You sat on your bed in the middle of the night scrolling through the old videos you took with the unit when you were human. You missed your old self. In one of the videos you were watching was when Rio had joined and had already managed to become lyles replacement. You laughed at the video.
“WAIT SO THE ROOKIE CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN ME?” Lyle yelled in disbelief
“Uh what do you think?” Trudy said tilting their sunglasses a little to glance at him. Rio chuckled in the background as you recorded the small argument between them.
“OK ROOKIE I CHALLENGE YOU!” Lyle said pointing at Rio behind you. You turned the camera towards Rio and laughed at their reaction to him saying that.
“umm I think I hear Johnny boy calling me…yeah uh bye!” And just like that Rio ran out the room. It didn’t take long for Lyle to chase after them and Trudy following behind them.
“AYE AYE COME BACK!” You laughed at the last words Trudy said before chasing after the duo.
It was nice to relive a memory. You honestly thought you lost Rio forever until they were in a avatar different from yours. They still had the same personality and everything. But then again they were still a rookie to the rest of the squad.
You felt your stomach grumble. You just groaned in annoyance. This happened every time and every time you went to go get one of your snacks it would be missing. It didn’t matter what it was it would always be eaten by someone or something. So you decided to take matters into your own hands and catch who was taking your snacks and eating them. You quitely got out of bed and snuck into the living room area. You heard rummaging in the kitchen so you decided to hide behind the counter to catch the culprit red handed or blue handed.
You slightly peeked over the counter and saw that it was no other than Warren. You stood up from behind the counter and crossed your arms as you did a slight cough to catch his attention. And it did. He froze and looked you way with a scared expression. It was like he was more scared of you than quaritch himself. All you could see was his yellow eyes and the glowing dots on his body.
“Now….I Can explain.” Warren Said as He put his hands up in surrender. You rolled your eyes and looked at the box of little bites he opened with YOUR name on them.
“Explain how all this time you have been taking my damn snacks and eating my little bites?” You said as you snatched the bag from his grasp.
“Ok well I can’t explain that but I didn’t know ok!” He whisper yelled. You sighed. You couldn’t be mad at him forever. He was just too cute. So you just gave in to him stealing and taking all your snacks.
“You need to stop stealing my snacks but then again I do the same thing to you.” You said as you walked away.
“I’m sorry what?” Warren asked confused. It’s true you have been taking his snacks from time to time. Sometimes you would like it and sometimes you wouldn’t. Warren grabbed your shoulder and turned you around to face him.
“You thought I was gonna let that slide honey? Yeah no.” Warren said as he kissed you on the lips softly before pulling away from you and walking back to his room with your little bites in hand. You didn’t even notice he took them from your hands after that little session. You ended up going to bed hugging your pillow trying to process what happened.
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tree0frog · 3 months
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I have fic ideas for them all and have already stared to write for some,
The Lockwood is the second part of one of my recent fics.
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cartmanmyhusband · 1 year
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Warren x Lectora NSFW/Dhmis
(Advertencia contiene contenido sexual, y Warren tiene forma humana)
Ya tenias un año de relación con tu novio Warren, lo conociste por una app de citas, el buscaba amigos ya que era alguien muy solitario, mientras que tu solo para conocer gente, nunca fuiste muy sociable así que te pareció lo mejor, después de un mes de conocerse empezaron a salir, tu pensabas sobre como no tuvieron intimidad, nada de relaciones sexuales, estabas decidida de que hoy seria diferente o mínimo preguntarías si el quiere, ahora ambos estaban sentados en el sofá de su apartamento, diste un pequeño suspiro y lo llamaste.
-Warren- Lo llamaste, mientras mirabas su cara.
-¿Que pasa amor?- Pregunto tu querido novio, mirándote a los ojos.
-Bueno, tu sabes que llevamos un año de relación, pues quería saber, si te gustaría hacer algo nuevo- Dijiste lo ultimo, con una voz coqueta, el se sonrojo y dio una sonrisa.
-Oh, claro amor!- Contesto con una notable felicidad, como es obvio todavía es virgen, y le gustaría perder su virginidad contigo.
-¡Me encanta escuchar eso!- Dijiste para agarrarle de la mano delicadamente, y llevarlo a vuestra habitación.
Lo sentaste en su cama, y te agachaste rápidamente, le quitaste el pantalón y el bóxer, viendo su pene bastante grande a decir verdad, empezaste a masturbarlo un poco, tu novio daba suspiros le diste una sonrisa, para empezar una felación el daba cada vez mas suspiros, te decía cosas como "Carajo, lo haces muy bien!" o "Oh.. sigue así querida!" lo decía algo fuerte, pero no lo suficiente para que los vecinos lo escucharan, en un momento acabo en tu boca cosa que tragaste casi todo el semen, que era bastante, te levantaste y empezaste a desvestirte el dio una sonrisa picara, cuando quedaste sin ninguna prenda te subiste encima suyo, le diste un beso que correspondió, fue algo largo, se terminaron separando por la falta de aire, el frotaba su pene por tu vagina, hasta que la metió lentamente, empezó a penetrarte lentamente, dabas un par de gemidos cosa que parecía que le gustaba, el empezó a ir mas rápido haciéndote gemir mas fuerte, después de unos minutos acabaron los dos, terminaste quedándote dormida en sus brazos por el cansancio, mientras el se sentía satisfecho.
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l0caltiredgirl · 11 months
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me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
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like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
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evanchantingpeters · 5 months
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All my feminism goes out the window when I lay eyes on this man... Uff😬
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kruegerslov3r · 2 months
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someone in the chat asked the guys to flex, and samuel did it with his cat
everyone: 🤣
cat: 💪😳
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sky-is-the-limit · 6 months
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Now that I'm thinking about it, Alejandro was kinda overdramatic cause if that man took over my base, I'd also give him my house, car, my men to detain, my 3 holes to fill-
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nastymensimp · 1 year
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hi!! are ur requests open? could u possibly write some hcs of reader taking care of a sick warren?
Warrens S/O taking care of him when sick
I wish you luck if you have to take care of this man when he's sick
His clingy personality combated with the fact that you won't really touch him because he's sick? you might as well let him die
More whiney then normal but only when he's not coughing
Please use this an an excuse to tell him to stop smoking
If you make him some type of homemade soup or something your family used when sick he just falls more in love
Once he understands why you won't really cuddle with him he comes up with ways for you guys to still do things together
video games, movies, helping him brainstorm for his podcast, all things he will accept at this time
If you have pets that cuddle him while he rest he will cry
His nose is already pretty red so when he's sick the mf looks like he can guide a sleigh
When he feels better there will be a day dedicated to make up affection
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specialgrades · 7 months
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— thinking about . . .
men who swear up and down they’re not into you— or men for that matter. men who flirt with women as often as they can. men who drink a little too much during a night out and start grinding against you in the dimly lit club you’re in. men who’s legs feel like jelly and skin feels hot as you guide their hips against yours. men who turn to putty as you drag them outside. men who forget every bit of elegance when they’re pinned against the wall. men who weakly beg for you to fuck them right there in the decrepit alleyway. men who wake up the next morning barely being able to walk and can’t look you in the eye now. men who sport dark hickeys and bite marks from you as they attempt to flirt with another girl to distract from how good you made them feel the night prior.
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VINSMOKE SANJI, spirit albarn, ryusei shido, satoru gojo, michael kaiser, josuke higashikata, warren worthington iii
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wh0re43van · 5 months
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Boyfriend (Warren Lipka X Reader)
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Summary: you reunite with an old friend while making a delivery for your shitty boyfriend
Word count: 4.1k
Warnings: smut, throat fucking, weed, cheating, not proof read
A/n: I have no idea how much weed costed in 2003 bc I was two years old. Also, I apologize if your name is Chelsea bc you will be slandered in this fic. Thank you for reading! <3
Pt 2 , Pt 3
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I slam my boyfriends shitty car door, stepping out into the cold November rain, running towards the brick house, an 8th of weed shoved in my bra. I can’t believe my idiot boyfriend is too lazy to get out of his car to make his delivery. I’ve never even met this customer and his dumbass is having me waltz right up this random man’s house, while he’s parked a block away.
I pound on the wooden door before stepping back a bit. I shift back and forth on my feet as I rub my hands up and down on my arms trying to warm myself with the friction. After a couple of minutes, the door swings open, a man with unkempt brown hair and tired eyes steps out, looking a bit surprised. Those eyes. I know them. I cant put my finger on it, but I know him from somewhere.
“Uhm can I help you? Are you alright?” he asks, stepping out onto the porch closing the door behind him, looking me up and down, maybe trying to figure out why some strange girl is stood sopping wet on his doorstep, or maybe he recognizes me as well.
“Of course that dumbass didn’t tell you,” I sigh. “I’m delivering for Dakota,” I explain, pulling the plastic baggie out of my bra.
“Ah, okay,” he opens the door again, ignoring my hand offering the weed. “Why don’t you come in, get out of the cold?” he offers, holding the door open for me. I consider his offer; He seems kind, and he doesn’t appear to have the money on him anyway. I might as well wait inside while he retrieves it before I catch my death out here.
“Thank you,” I smile, stepping into the warm living room, part of me hoping that Dakota can see me going into the random man’s house. He leads me down to the basement, explaining that this is his bedroom.
“Make yourself at home,” he smiles, showing two familiar dimples on either cheek as he gestures to his couch. I smile back, happily taking a seat. He walks into the bathroom, coming back with a towel in his hand.
“Did you go to Tates Creek Highschool by chance?” he asks, offering me the grey bath towel.
“I did,” I smile. “Only for freshman year though, my family moved the next county over after that,” I explain. That must be where I know him from.
“Y/n, I thought that was you,” he smiles taking a seat next to me.
“Yeah,” I smile back. “You look familiar, but I’m sorry I can’t remember your name,” I blush, a bit embarrassed that I don’t remember him.
“Ouch,” He chuckles. “I thought getting detention together for stealing the teachers’ cigarettes would have been a bit more memorable,” he says, leaning back on the couch. Then it dawns on me.
“Warren?” I ask, shocked. “Little Warren Lipka?” I turn on the couch to face him, getting a better look- the best look I can get in the dim yellow lighting. I don’t believe it! He laughs at my reaction.
“I guess if you remember me as little Warren, I can see why you didn’t recognize me,” he says, reaching for his grinder and papers laying on the coffee table. “You got that 8th, beautiful?” he asks casually. I blush at the comment, pulling the weed out of my bra once again. I hand him the warm baggie.
“That’ll be 7 bucks, sir,” I grin. All the memories come flooding back to me when our hands touch as we exchange the substance for the cash. All the classes we skipped together, all the many hours in detention we spent alongside each other, the cigarettes that we would smoke under the bleachers. He was shorter than me then, he always had his hair buzzed and wore oversized clothes to hide his small frame. I guess he was a late bloomer, because the only remnants of that little boy are the deep brown eyes and dimples displayed like artwork on the handsome grown man in front of me.
“You look really good,” he breaks me out of my thoughts, sparking the joint he’s just rolled.
“Thank you,” I smile. He passes me the paper. I take a hit. “You look good yourself,” I exhale through my nose, handing the joint back to warren.
“So you’re a friend of Dakotas?” He asks, after sucking in a breath of smoke as he stretches his arm over the back of the couch and behind my shoulders.
“His girlfriend, actually,” My response catches him off guard, making him choke on the smoke.
“Holy shit,” he laughs in between coughs. “How the hell did that goon bag you?” he asks, flabbergasted. I can’t help but giggle, taking another drag off the joint.
“Sometimes I wonder the same thing,” I answer honestly. Dakota isn’t exactly the best boyfriend in the world. We’ve been dating almost two years and I’ve caught him with other girls multiple times. He doesn’t respect my boundaries or my aspirations, yet somehow, he always convinces me to stay. I guess when you’re as attractive as he is and as insecure as I am, it isn’t hard for him to convince me that he’s the best I’ll ever have.
“So what’s wrong with Dakota? Why couldn’t he make the delivery himself?” Warren asks, looking down at the joint between his lips as it glows crimson. “Not that I’m complaining,” he clarifies.
“He said he was tired and didn’t want to get his shoes wet,” I laugh, feeling the THC start to take effect. “Can you believe that?” I ask, laying a hand on warrens thigh in my fit of giggles. “He’s just sitting in his shit box a block away,” I say, feeling my eyelids begin to get heavy. Warren raises his eyebrows, looking at me with glossy eyes.
“Wow,” he scoffs. “I actually don’t believe that. I couldn’t imagine having your girl make deliveries for you. Thats some serious pussy shit,” he rolls his eyes, holding the joint up to my mouth. I take a hit from the hot paper between his fingers. I look down at the spliff, then back at him to find his eyes already fixed on me. “If I was your boyfriend, I wouldn’t let you make deliveries for me,” he says in a much quieter tone, the moment is almost intimate as I blow the smoke into his face that’s closer to mine than I realized, but I can’t bring myself to back away. “And I sure as hell wouldn’t want you smoking with me,” he adds, bringing the joint to his lips to take the final hit.
“Why’s that?” I ask in a whisper with butterflies in my stomach, breathing in the smoke that’s slowly rolling off his lips.
“Because it gives me the opportunity to do something I’ve wanted to do since freshman year,” he matches my tone, glancing at my lips, bringing his finger and thumb around my chin, tilting my head up towards him. My heart begins to race at his proximity, I know I should pull away from him, but I can’t. I don’t want to. Just as his lips barely brush against mine, my Nokia rings out, sounding like an alarm, making me jump in surprise, scrabbling to find the small cellphone on the couch.
“Hey babe,” Warren answers the phone, winking at me. My stomach drops. Fuck. I reach for the phone, but warren stands up. “Nah man she’s good she’s right here. I just gave her the mon- hey. Hey!” I hear warren begin to shout. I cease my struggle to grab the phone. “Is there a fucking problem man?” Warren seethes into the phone. I hear my boyfriend’s muffled speech. “Yeah, I didn’t fuckin think so,” he hangs up the phone, handing the small plastic brick to me.
“You look pretty stoned,” he says picking up a coat off the couch, wrapping it around my shoulders. “Let me walk you out. You remember where his car is?” he asks, putting his hand on the small of my back, ushering me to the steps. I nod my head yes, staring at him with wide eyes trying to process what just happened.
“Lead the way then, beautiful,” he grins, and just like that, the butterflies are back. I don’t dare respond, not knowing what will come out of my mouth.
The walk to Dakota’s car is silent but comfortable, still pretty baked, I feel the rain coming down in sheets. vibrating calmly in my bones. I stare up at the orange glow of the streetlights in the night sky in awe. Everything looks so beautiful when you’re high.
“Here he is,” Warren says approaching the small rust bucket of a car that my boyfriend drives. He opens the passenger door for me. After I’m seated, he leans in to look at Dakota. “Don’t have your girl make trips for you anymore, man. What the fuck is wrong with you?” he says calmly but it comes across like a threat, before tossing a couple folded bills at Dakota and closing the door. I’m glad he remembered the money. Dakota would have killed me if I had left it down there.
 My boyfriend is quiet. Much more quiet than he normally is when someone threatens his masculinity. If I didn’t know better, I’d think he’s scarred of Warren.
As Dakota pulls off, his Insane Clown Posse CD playing quietly, I look out the side mirror to see warren standing with his hands in his pockets, getting soaked in the rain in nothing other than his t-shirt and jeans, watching me ride away. As Dakota begins to bitch and complain my ear, all I can think about is when ill see Warren again, then I remember; I have his coat. It would be rude of me to keep it. I’ll just have to return it to him.
It’s been a week since my interaction with Warren, and I can’t stop thinking about him.
‘Is it so wrong that I want to catch up with an old friend?’ I ask myself. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with visiting a friend, the issue lies in the fact that the thoughts I’m having of him aren’t exactly platonic.
‘I’ll just drop his coat off, thanking him for the kind gesture and be on my way.’ I tell myself as I climb into my car. ‘Okay, maybe I could make some small talk with him, that’s innocent enough. Yeah, ill ask him about his job, if he’s going to school now, stuff like that’ I manage to convince myself that this will be a short, polite visit with an old friend, but a part of me must know the truth because I tell Dakota that I’m going out with my mother for lunch.
I park my vehicle on a side street near the Lipka house, just in case Dakota drives down here for whatever reason. I grab Warrens coat and walk up to the porch.
‘Maybe he’s not home and I’ll just hand it to his parents,’ I think as I knock on the door. The thought disappoints me, but maybe it’s for the b-
“Y/n!” Warren exclaims as the door swings open. “What a pleasant surprise,” he crunches on a Cheeto, crinkling the bag as he folds it shut.
“Hey Warren,” I smile at the man standing in front of me while he licks the Cheeto dust off his fingers.
“Come in, its freezing,” he steps aside so I can enter. I frown a bit.
“Well, actually I’m just here to return your coat,” I hold out the slick material.
“How kind,” he flashes his dimples. “Are you in a rush?” He asks as he retrieves his jacket.
“Well, no…” I trail off, trying to think of an excuse, but its hard to excuse yourself from something you want more than anything else.
“Then come inside real quick, darling, just to warm up,” he winks at me and I cant help but giggle. I surrender, stepping into his warm home once again,and following him down to his room.
I sit down on his couch as Invader Zim plays on his box tv.
“This may be a bold assumption,” Warren starts as he sits down on the cushion next to me. “But I think you may have come back for something more than the raincoat,” he suggests, looking into my eyes.
“Warren-“ I begin, but I don’t know what to say. He’s right. I want to desperately finish what we almost started last week. Just the faint brushing of his lips against mine has made me feel something I’ve never experienced before. I need to feel him-
“Free weed, right?” He grins picking up the rolling tray.
Oh.
 I can’t help but blush. I thought for a moment that Warren had already forgotten about our last encounter, but the wink he sends my way suggests that he meant exactly what I thought he meant.
“It’s not often that I don’t have to match,” I admit, pulling my legs up to my chest.
“You mean with friends, right?” Warren asks before he licks the thin rolling paper, holding my gaze as his tongue slowly slides across the wrap.
“Uh,” my breath hitches in my throat. Damn he looks so good. I’ve never wanted to be a rolling paper so bad in my life. “No, I mean in general. Dakota says he’s, uhm, running a business. So I have to pay or match what I smoke every time we, uh, spark. Or else I’m stealing from him,” I mutter out. Warren smirks at the pink raising in my cheeks once again. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Thank God he can’t see the pool forming in my underwear.
“No offense y/n,” he sparks the joint, inhaling a hit of hot smoke. “But Dakotas pathetic,” he breaths out.
“None taken,” I laugh as I take the paper from his hand.
“I mean for more than just the way he treats you,” he explains as I pass the joint back to him. “I’ve known him for a while. We met through a mutual friend, a few years ago. Started smoking together, then started dealing together and breaking into the chain stores around here, ya know, the ones that just throw shit away while people are starving,” he begins to explain as he sinks into the couch, leaning his head back, blowing a cloud of smoke towards the drop ceiling tiles of his bedroom. I stare at him, taking another hit, hanging on to his every word. I could listen to his voice all day. “Soon he started shorting people on weed, over charging behind my back, he was jealous of how well I was doing, always trying to one up me, bragging about how he’s making more money than me, not caring how he achieved it. Then one night, he decided he was going to try and break into a store by himself, of course he chose the corner store down the street, the one owned by the little old lady,” he chuckles. “I beat the shit out of him as soon as I found out,” he takes a hit. “Pussy didn’t throw a single punch back. Just curled up on the ground. Worst part is; he didn’t even get anything. She chased him off with a broom,” he runs a hand through his long brown hair, finally looking at me as he hands me the spliff.
“Wow, I guess that’s why he seemed so scared the other day,” I giggle. I should feel bad, this guy just told me he beat my boyfriend up, but I almost want to thank him.
“That’s also why I get a discount,” he grins as smoke rolls out of his nostrils. “But for once,” he leans in closer to me. “I’m jealous of him,” I can feel his breath on my face. “Seeing you ride off in that car with him last week was painful to watch. You should have been right here with me,” he pushes a loose strand of hair out of my face, and I melt into his touch.
“Well,” I take in a shaky breath, unable to resist those coffee-colored eyes. “I’m here now, Warren.” And with that, the world ceases to spin as he crashes his lips into mine. I’m suddenly aware of my quick heartbeat, every ounce of blood flowing throw my veins, the electricity that shoots from Warrens hands into my body. The smell of smoke on his breath and the slightly stale air in the basement invades my senses. The kiss is desperate and hungry; something I haven’t felt in years. I moan into his mouth as he pulls me into his lap to straddle him.
“This is wrong, Warren,” I pull away reluctantly.
“No beautiful, it was wrong when he called me asking for Chelsea’s contact last month,” he pants. The mention of that whores name makes my blood boil. She’s his most recent side piece. “Had I known he was with you, I would have beat his ass again instead of sending it,” he says honestly, as his hand runs gently up my hip. My mind is made up in an instant. I take the joint out of his hand, inhaling one last hit before I set it in the ash tray. I slide down to the floor on my knees in between his legs before I take my sweater off, tossing it to the side.
“You’re right,” I grin as I reach for his buckle. The pop of the metal releasing ringing through my ears as I shimmy the jeans off his body. I look up at Warren through my lashes, his eyes wide staring down at me with his bottom lip tucked between his teeth. The sight makes my core tingle.
“May I?” I ask palming him through his plaid boxers, feeling his dick stiffen under my touch.
“I insist,” he grins, helping me slide the boxers off. My eyes widen at his length in front of me. He’s perfect. I take him into my hand, holding his gaze as I let spit drip from my kiss bruised lips onto his tip, allowing me to stroke him easier. He curses under his breath as I move my hand up and down his now rock hard dick. I smile to myself before wrapping my mouth around his tip, slowly moving down his length until he hits the back of my throat, then I hollow out my cheeks, as I begin to bob up and down. Warren lifts his head to take in the sight below him. He rests a gentle hand on the back of my head.
“Fuck, you look so pretty with my cock in your mouth,” he groans, instinctively moving his hips in rhythm with my head. I hum in response as I bring my other hand underneath his length to massage his balls, earning a low moan from him.
Soon he takes over, holding my head as he thrusts into my mouth. I push him in as far as possible, gagging on his length. He stands up so he can properly fuck my throat. This isn’t something that I normally do, I never allow Dakota to use me like this. But right now, I think I would let warren do absolutely anything he desires, and I would enjoy every second of it. This is the first time I’ve ever been so turned on from pleasing someone else. My underwear is soaked my arousal and he’s barely touched me. The praise and moans coming from Warren is enough to get me off. The way his eyes peer into mine as he violates my throat, bringing a gentle thumb up to wipe the tears that creep out of my eyes makes my heart flutter.
“Come here baby,” Warren pulls out of my mouth, I gasp for air as he picks my up to carry me to his bed. He pulls his shirt over his head and asks permission to pull my pants off. I nod quickly, earning a chuckle from him. “You did so good for me,” he lays a kiss on my forehead, using his shirt to wipe the tears and spit from my face, I smile at the sweet gesture. He pulls me into a kiss after climbing on top of me, both of us now completely naked. Warrens hand wonders down to my heat, dipping a finger into my entrance, I whimper at the contact. “You really got off to me fucking your throat, huh?” He smiles against my lips, feeling how wet I am for him.
“Please just fuck me Warren,” I beg. He smirks as he lines himself up with me.
“You ready, beautiful?” He asks. I nod, impatiently scooting closer to him, begging for contact. He chuckles as he slowly pushes into me. Being stretched out has never felt so good. There’s almost no pain as I easily take him, a loud moan escapes my lips
“Shh,” he smirks as he continues to push into me, stifling his own moans. “My folks are upstairs baby, not so loud,” he explains.
“I’m sorry,” I giggle. “You just feel so fucking go-“ I cut myself off with another loud moan as he begins rocking his hips at a steady pace. I clamp my hands over my mouth to muffle my moans. Warren looks down at me as he he pounds into me, a hand reaching down to hold my breast’s that are moving in rhythm with his hips.
“God, you’re so stunning,” he praises as he uses his other hand to push his curls out of his face. The sight of Warren on top of me is something that I never want to forget. If this is the last time he has his way with me, I want to remember this moment for the rest of my life. His hungry eyes that take the time to admire every inch of my body. The way his hair bounces as his cock pounds deeper inside me than anyone has ever been.
Suddenly, he pulls away, leaving me feeling empty as he lays down beside me.
“Come here darling,” he rests his back on the head board as he pulls me on top of him. “I want you to ride me. Can you do that for me baby,” he asks as he lays sloppy kisses on my neck. I giggle in response as I straddle him, happily allowing him to fill me once again. I let out a moan of relief as that void in my stomach is satisfied.
“Fuck,” Warren grunts. “You take me so well, beautiful,” he whispers as I bounce up and down on his cock. I lean forward to kiss him, muffling the moans coming from both of us. I move my hips in unison with his as his hand grips onto my ass spreading me open so he can pound as deep in me as possible. Im positive he’s leaving fingernail makes in the soft skin, but I don’t dare stop him. Warren reaches a finger down to rub circles on my clit, giving me just what I need to approach my release.
“Fuck,” I moan into our desperate, wet kiss. “Just like that Warren please,” I beg. Feeling my body heat up and my swollen cunt begin to throb. As Warren thrusts exactly where I need him, I come undone around him as I erupt in a fit of moans and praises. The euphoria quickly filling my body as my release drips onto Warrens twitching dick. He quickly throws me off of him, cum shooting up onto my chest and on to his stomach. I swiftly dip my head down, bringing him into my mouth to milk every last drop out of him.
“Fuck y/n!” He moans in surprise. Now it’s his turn to cover his mouth as he rides out his orgasm. I pull away to lay next to Warren, our chests heaving in unison.
“Holly shit,” he laughs after few minutes of comfortable silence. “That was…you were…wow,” he turns his head to smile at me, already looking at him.
“I can say the same to you,” I giggle, running my hand over his chest. He brings me in for one last kiss, this one gentle and kind.
“You can use my shower if you’d like, I’ve made quite the mess of you,” he smirks.
“Thank you,” I smile standing up. “Uhm, we’re definitely not going to tell Dakota about this, right?” I ask, suddenly feeling… not guilty… but nervous and almost excited in a strange way.
“My lips are sealed, beautiful,” he winks, taking my hand to guide me to his bathroom.
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