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Just letting you guys know there won't be any new Mini Fanfics this week.
I can't think of anything else to make with it being anything Mother's Day Thene related, so I'm gonna take a short break for the time being.
Not to worry though. I'll get back to work and start Mother's Month off a little early next monday with a bit angst and intensity between everyone's favorite Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and the commander of G.U.N.
Why is that you may asked? Stay tuned and find out next week. Until then, take it easy.
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Mini Fanfic #1197: A Date With the Princess of Hyrule (SSBU X Fire Emblem)
5:40p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Entrance Room........
Owain: (Rushing Himself Down the Stairs While Waving Hello to his Date) Salutations again, my fair maiden! Apologies for my late arrival. Lucina insisted on helping look in tip-shape for special evening.......(Eyes Begins to Slowly Widened in Awe at What is Presented in Front of his View Point Right Now)
Zelda: (Smiles Sheepishly While Wearing a Pink, Sleeveless Dress) Mewwy's been preping me up for this date too, soIt's no worries.
Owain: I can see why.....You look even more beautiful than you were originally.
Zelda: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise While Blushing) R-Really?~
Owain: Yes....(Realizes What He Just Said Before Blushing and Moves his Hands Around in Defense) N-N-Not to say that you didn't look gorgeous before! You will always be gorgeous to me no matter what you wear!
Zelda: (Giggles Softly) Oho you charmer, thank you!~ (Forms a Playful, Flirty Smirk on get Face) And can I say that you have been looking very dashing and handsome as of late?~ Especially right now. I really love how good that trench coat looks on you~
Owain: (Chuckles Lightly) Is that right? (Shows Off the Trench Coat He's Wearing) I wouldn't exactly call this my best look, but I do how well it reflects my personality and helps me blend into this moderate society.
Dark Pit: (Walks By) Looking good, Yliston.
Owain: (Bows to Pitto) Why, thank you, my good ma- Hey!
Zelda: ('Sigh') Just ignore him, Owain. (Forms a Teasing Smirk While Whispering into Owain's Ear) He goes by Pitto-Kins these days.
Owain: Oh believe me, I'm full aware. He said he'll kill me if I ever call him that.....
Zelda: (Happily Hugs her Date) Don't worry. I won't let him harm you, neither will his girlfriends. (Extends her Arm Out in the Mid Air and Slowly Moving it to the Side) But now it's time we plan our day together in the town! I'd say we start by doing a little shopping around mall and go venturing from there.
Lucina: (Walking Down the Stairs) Not without money!~
Mewtwo: (Teleports his Way Downstairs Carrying a Pink Purse Bag) You left your purse on the bed.
Zelda: (Gasps Once She Notices She Wasn't Carrying One Beside Her) That's right! I knew I forgot something. (Receives the Purse Mewtwo's Giving Her) Thanks for the lookout, Mewwy.
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded) It's what I do.
Lucina: (Tighten Up Owain's Collar) Now, Owain, while you're on date, I want you to be more aware amd cautious around your surroundings, especially out in the streets. It gotten more busy in this time season.
Owain: Cousin, I've walked among those streets more times than i can count thus far. I'll be just fine.
Lucina: ('Sigh') I know you will. It's just me worrying over my one and only baby cousin like I always do is all.
Owain: (Gives his Older Cousin a Deadpinned Look on his Face) How long are you gonna keep insisting that I'm younger than you?
Lucina: For as long as I so well pleased. (Gives Owain a Peck on the Cheek)
Zelda: (Happily Salutes to Lucona) I'll be sure to keep your baby cousin safe from here on out, Lucina!~
Owain: (Comically Glares at his Date) Don't play along with this foolish charade!!
Mewtwo: Owain.
Owain: (Turns to see Mewtwo Staring at Him) Yes?
Mewtwo: I've never been one to worry,but Zelda means more to me than life itself. All I asked from you is that you would keep her safe for the time being.
Owain: (Instantly Gets Down on One Knee and Bows to the Legendary Pokémon) Of course. I vow to protect her with my very life!
Mewtwo: You....really don't nerd to form this gesture towards me, but I'll take your word for it regardless.
Zekda: (Turns to her Best Friend) Oh Mewwy, you don't need to worry. I can take care of myself just fine.
Mewtwo: (Crosses his Arms) I'm aware. I just.....(Starts Blushing and Turning Away a Bit) wanted to make sure that you're in good enough hands. Nothing more
Zelda: (Giggles Softly While Playfully Rolling her Eyes a Bit) Sure you are, you sweetheart~ (Gives Mewtwo a Kiss on the Cheek Walking Over and Grab Hold of Owain's Hand) Now, if you two will excuse us, we have a lovely date to get to.
Owain: (Happily Waves Goodbye to the Duo) Do not wait up for too long-Woah! (Notices a Pink Light Surrounding Him and Zelda Before Being Warp Out of the Room)
Lucina: H-Have fun! (Let's Out Another Sigh)
Mewtwo: You're still worried about them, aren't you?
Lucina: Yeah, but.....I'm sure they'll be just fine out there. (Turns to Mewtwo) They are a pretty strong pair after all.
Mewtwo: (Nodded in Agreement) You're not wrong there. But-
Lucina: I-I still wanna check up on them! In secret! (Shyly Twiddling her Two Fingers Around) At....least until the date is ttuly over with......
Mewtwo: ('Sighs in Defeat') You and me both. Let's go. (Grabs onto Lucina's Hand Before Teleporting Them Out if the Room)
Meanwhile at the Smash Direct Mall......
Owain: (Looks Up at the Escalator in Front of Him and Zelda) So these stairs could help reach you up or down to your destination with little to no setback?
Zelda: (Happily Nodded) Yep. Hence why they are called escalators.
Owain: Fascinating.....
Zelda: Wanna take a ride on one?
Owain: (Turns to Zelda) Only if you don't mind.
Zelda: Trust me, I won't. We need to up a floor anyways.
Owain: Ah. Well, If that's the case.....(Points Towards the Escalator in a Heroic Like Fashion) Let us commence onwards!
Zelda: (Giggles Softly) Sure thing, captain~ (Walks Over to the Escalator Along with Her Date)
The couple set their foot one of the same staircase together as it moves them up to a top. A few seconds rolls by before Zelda felt Owain's hand gently holding onto hers. She turns back to him with the softest smile she could muster as laying the side of her onto his shoulder, enjoying the rest of the ride upward.
Few Minutes Later at the Sports Store
Zelda: (Shows Off a Pink Varsity Jacket She's Wearing) Sooooo?~ Whatcha think? (Forms a Model Like Pose) Looks pretty athletic on me?~ (Strikess Another Model Pose) Maybe a little more varsity like?~
Owain: (Happily Applauses Zelda's New Look) All of the above! The color matches your dress perfectly.
Zelda: (Smiles Brightly) Right!?~ And check this out. (Turns Herself Around While Showing Off the Jacket's Logo to Owain) It has the Triforce and the Master Sword merged into one logo!
Owain: Very creative indeed. ('Sigh') If only I could find a jacket with equal amount of majestic....
Zelda: You mean like.....(Sows Owain a Purple Colored Varsity Jacket with his Name Printed Above the Blazing Sword) This one?~
Owain: (Let's Out a Loud Gasps as His Eyes Starts to Sparkle at the Jacket in Front) It's so beautiful......
Few Minutes Later at the Fancy Clothes Store..........
Zelda: (Eyes Widened and Sparkling at What is In Front of Her) Whaaa......
Owain: (Wearing a Black Butler Like Tuxedo) Normally, I've never been one to wear anything fancy related, but I suppose this suit wouldn't be too bad to have around for future gathering events. (Turns his Attention to his Date) What do you think, Zelda? Does this a look decent on me at least or is this a bit too much?
Zelda: ..........................Marry me.
Owain: What.
Zelda: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) GREAT! (Puts a Bright, Awkward Smile on her Face) I-I think you great in that suit! D-Dashing even.
Owain: (Smiles Back at the Princess) Ah, many thanks, your highness. Glad to see I'm living up to your highest of standards.
Zelda: ('Sighs in Relief') You're wel- (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Wait what? Owain, you don't need to try to impress me just because I'm a princess.
Owain: I don't? Are you certain?
Zelda: (Happily Nodded) I'm positive. I think you're already amazing just the way you are.
Owain: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness Before Nodding) ('Hm') Likewise, your ma-Uh. Zelda. Thank you again.
Few Minutes Later at the Bookstore: Manga Section......
Owain: (Already in Tears While Reading One of the Manga Books Zelda Handed Him) So young....('Sniff') He was going to return to his studies....and live out the rest of his days, peacefully....('Sniff') And that dreaded BASTARD Diavolo just swoop RIGHT IN and took it away from him!! (Finally Begins to Bawl his Eyes Out) It's so unfair....
Zelda: (Sighs While Gently Rubbing Owain's Back) That's the unexpected cruelty in the world of manga and anime for ya, Owain. You never know which beloved character is gonna get the axe during the runtime of the story, not even the main characters are safe. That being said.....(Starts Tearing Up as Well) Why did they have the audacity to kill off Naranicaaaaaaa!~ (Hugs Owain as She Joins Him on the Crying Fest)
A Couple of Hours Later at the Arcades......
Everyone gathered around the Dance Dance Revolution machine as they watch and root for our main couple dancing their feet off together on seperate dancing pats nonstop.
Zelda: (Starts Panting While Dancing Along with Owain) Wow.....I didn't.....take you.....for a....dancer, Owain......You're doing......fantastic so far!
Owain: Many.....Thanks.....Zelda!......I been part of....to many.....dance lessons.....in my youth......Hated it......But nice to have it pay off for once! But you......are TRUE natural at this.....My highness!
Zelda: That's.....mostly cause I come.....and dance on occasions.....with friends.....But hey.....just to give you a heads up......we're almost close to the end, so......we gotta do a little freestyle to wrap this up.....
Owain: Freestyle......you say?.....sat?......
Zelda: Yep! Which should start......at anyyyyy second now........Oh! Ten seconds and counting actually! (Turns to Owain) Hey, you mind if I take the lead on this one?
Owain: I don't see why-NOT!
Zelda takes Owain by the hand, spins him around, and strikes a salsa like pose before catching him in pretzel dip position, staring deep inyo each other's eyes while panting even more in exhaustion.
As the music finally comes to a close, everyone in the crowd leans their visions in towards the screen, awaiting for the final results. It wasn't long for the couple's score to start sky rocketing itself up to the top of the leader board as the game's announcer to scream out "WOW! It's a new record!" causing the audience to cheer in rejoice on cue.
Owain: That.....was truly remarkable!.....Your......exquisite dance skills exceeded mines to a stand still!
Zelda: Thanks........I learned....a thing or two about.....salsa dancing.....from that class I accidentally took.....a looong while back....Funny story actually, but that's beside the point.....(Helps Owain Back Up) So whatcha think about the game so far?
Owain: (Smiles Brightly) Fun. Exhausting as all inferno hell, but atill fun nonetheless. And....can I just say that you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever laid my eyes upon? Cause you do. (Starts Blushing) Very much so I may add.
Zelda: (Giggles Softly) Thanks~ (Starts Blushing Again as She Looks Back into Owain's Eyes) Yours are beautiful too~
The two slowly leans in to one another closer, until a Loyd, booming voice bringing them back to reality
Random Guy: OI! Are you gonna move aside and let us play or what?
Owain/Zelda: S-Sorry! (Starts Walking Away From the Dance Pats Together, Holding Hands)
Zelda: Let's grab our stuff and get out of here. You hungry?
Owain: A little bit, yes.
Zelda: Good. I know a perfect place we can eat.
Few Minutes of Arriving to La Shy Guy's Café Later........
Zelda: (Burst Out Laughing) No way!~ Your mom named ALL of her healing staffs after you?~
Owain: (Lounging on the Table, Pouting in Annoyance) Every. Last. One of them. And every time we participate in the battlefield, she SOMEHOW managed to break each of them in half at the very end! Even the most durable healing staffs ever hand crafted, gets SNAPPED IN HALF!!
Zelda: Oh nohoho!~ You poor thing~ (Let's Oiut a Sigh Before Wiping a Tear Away From her Eyes) It sounds to me that mother yours has been real handful to you, huh?
Owain: ('Sighs Heavily') Ohhhh you don't know the half of it......That woman's more stubborn and immature than I was as a child! (Let's Out Another Sigh) But regardless....(Smiles a Little) She's still the most loving, nurturing, hell, even the most inspiring mother a young man like could ever ask for and learned from growing up. A mother I have.....(Slowly Begins to Frown at the Thought of his Own Mother) Yet to see again in....so long.......
Zelda: (Starts Frowning in Worry) Owain? Is everything okay?
Owain: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality Before Putting on his Signature Smile) Oh! Y-Yeah! I'm alright, truly! (Let's Out a Chuckle) I was lost in my own thoughts again. (Chuckles Some More) Just thinking about my own mother....how wonderful sje truly is.....(Starts Frowning Again) How much I missed her dearly.....And most of all- (Looks Down at the Cup of Latte He Ordered) How......completely stupid and idiotic I was into leaving her and the others behind on that very night, worried sick.....('Sighs Very Heavily') I wouldn't even blame her if she decided to hate me after all this time.
Zelda: I don't think she hates you.
Owain: (Looks Up Back at his Date in Front of Him) You....don't?
Zelda: Yeah. I mean....Sure, there's no doubt in my mind that she's sad, scared, and....probably even mad at you for what you've done in the past, but if there's one thing my family here has taught me thus far is that most moms won't EVER stop loving their children, no matter how upset they are with them from time to time. And from what you've told me about your mom, she doesn't seem like the type to a hold a grudge towards anyone, let alone her own son, right?
Owain: Well...... I suppose not. (Grabs onto his Chin While Thinking) In fact, I don't think I seemed to recall ever seeing express pure anger at anyone before, at least compared to the rest of our family.
Zelda: Okay, that's good! Now, think back to the day where you and Lucina saw each other again for the first time in a long run. Did she hold any resentment towards you for leaving?
Owain: No. I mean, sure, she was obviously crossed with me to the high heavens, but she still love and care for me to tis very day.
???????: That's right! Eep! (Quickly Hides Behind the Newspaper She and Another Person Beside Her is Holding)
Zelda: (Turns to the Source of the Suddenly Voice Behind) What the-
Owain: (Instantly Recognizes that Voice) Lucina? Is that you over there?
Lucina: No!.......It's Tracy.
Owain: (Starts Glaring at his Cousin Hiding) Oh, even try to throw us off! You and I both know how terrible you are at lying. Reveal yourself this instant, young lady!!
Zelda: (Crosses her Arms With a Sisterly Like Glare on her Face) You too, Mewwy. Come on out.
Mewtwo: You mistake me for someone else.
Zelda: (Raises an Eyebrow) Really. Then who's nails polished hand I see holding that newspaper over there?
Mewtwo: (Hides his Purple Colored Nails Polished Hand From Zelda's Sight) No one I know of.
Zelda: Mewwy!
Mewtwo: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fine. (Puts the Newspaper Down on the Table Revealing Himself and Lucina) You caught us red-handed. We've been following you for some time now.
Lucina: We just wanted make sure you two were having a good time this evening.
Mewtwo: (Crosses his Arms) It seems our concern for you both was far too for either of us ignore completely.
Zelalda: Aww~
Lucina: ('Sigh') Look, we're more than willing to make up for what we did later. (Gets Up From her Seat) Right now, I believe it's high time we have a discuss about your mother, cousin.
Owain: ('Groans a Bit') Do we have to?
Lucina: (Gives Owain a Sisterly Glare of her Own) Yes, we do! You and I both know that Aunt Lissa adored you ever since the day you were first born.
Owain: Of course! (Lowers his Head Down) But I still hurt her.......
Lucina: (Simply Nodded) That you did. But I know you will have what it takes to make things right with her if you two ever cross paths again. (Smiles Softly) What kind of cousin would I be if I don't believe in you all the way?
Owain: (Forms a Teasing Smirk on his Face) An overbearing, stalkerish one perhaps?~
Lucina: (Comically Glares at her Cousin) Quiet!!
Owain: (Chuckles Lightly) Kidding, kidding, honest to God! But in all seriousness thiugh- (Smiles Softly) I thank you once again, Lucina. (Turns Back to his Date) You too, Zelda. I probably would've been in a downer mood if it wasn't for your help.
Zelda: (Smiles Back at Owain) It's really no problem at all, Owain. I'm just happy to hel- (Suddenly Felt Owain's Lip Giving her Cheek a Single Kiss)
Owain: (Pulls Away Before Forming a Cheeky Grin) And there you go! Consider this singular kiss another thank you for the kiss you've graciously given me earlier this morning. As.....(Starts Blushing While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Well as for......spending time with me this evening.....I had a really great- (Suddebly Felt Zelda Grabbing Onto his Hand as He Turns to See Her Staring at Him) time?
Zelda: Owain, I had a great time as well and I really really really like you to boot. Please be my boyfriend~
Owain: (Stares at Zelda For a Brief Second Before Smiling Again and Gently Squeezing her Hand) Yes, It would be my deepest honor to be your boyfriend, mi-
Zelda happily squeals in rejoice before reaching over and kissing him on the lips. It surprises the dark mage at first, but it didn't took him long to expresses his newfound love for her with a kiss of his own.
Mewtwo: (Watches Everything Plays Out in Front of Him and Lucina) It seems their relationship is now official.
Lucina: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) I'm glad. They maje such an adorable pair~ ('Sigh') I really i didn't leave my phone at the room today. I could've been taken tons of pictures of this right now!
Mewtwo: (Shrugs) It's probably for the best. I'm certain this won't be the last we will ever see them display this sort of affection.
Lucina: True. But one things first certain....(Forms a Bit if a Teasing Smirk on her Face) I am going enjoy every moment of me teasing Owain about this.
Mewtwo: (Smirks a Bit as Well) A few teasings here and there wouldn't hurt anyone. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Although now that we're here, I suppose now would be a perfect to inform Toon that lost the bet he made with the other kids a while back on whether or not Zelda would make the first new.
Lucina: (Turns to Mewtwo With a Deadpinned Look on her Face) We really need to get these kids to stop making bets one of these days.
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') I know.
Bonus
Ylisse Castle, The Princess' Bedroom........
?????: So.....He's now in this mansion you, Chrom, and Lucina have been living at.....Safe?
Robin: (Happily Nodded) Safe and sound, yes. I...honestly can't begin to describe how surprised I was when I first saw him in that dining room. So many intense emotions riding around in my-
'Sniff' 'Sniff'
Robin: (Starts Getting a Bit Worried as He Watches the Love of his Life Sitting Next to Him in Their Bed, in Distress) Lissa, are you okay?
Lissa: Yeah. ('Sniff') (Tries Wiping The Tears Away) I'm good. It's just.....('Sniff') This is really a lot to take in right now, you know!? ('Sniff') I'm sorry......
Robin: (Gives Lissa a Hug) It's okay. I understand how you feel completely. I missed and worried for him too. ('Sigh in Relief') And it makes me all the more happy to have him right by our side again.....
Lissa: Yeah, well....('Sniff') I swear.....('Sniff') I am going.....To KILL that knuckleheaded boy the next time I see him!
Robin: (Chuckles Lightly) Is that right?
Lissa: Yeah! ('Sniff') And after that.....I am going hug him and love him and never let go for God knows how long- I DON'T CARE!!!
Robin: Even when people will start watching?
Lissa: (Gives her Husband the Most Determined Look He Gas Ever Seen Her Make) You goddamn right!! I'm gonna smother and embarrass the ever living crap outta him for the whole world to see! (Starts Pouting) Then he'll think twice about leaving his poor mother alone worried sick for days on end!
Robin: (Chuckles Lightly) I'm sure he'll receive his punishment in due time. ('Yawn') But right now, I think it's high time we get some much need rest for now, don'tcha think?
Lissa: ('Sighs Relaxingly') You read my mind perfectly, dear. (Starts Snuggling Onto Robin) We could use the rest day to ourselves tomorrow after all the stupid paperwork we had to do all night.
Robin: Sounds like a plan.
Lissa: I haven't even planned anything yet!
Robin: I know. (Smiles Softly) I'm just happy to get to spend time with you again.
Lissa: (Smiles Back at Robin) Me too~ (Gives Robin a Kiss on the Lips) I love you so much, Robin~
Robin: Love you too, dear. Have a good night.
To Be Continued
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Mini Fanfic #1196: Date Night With a Handsome Ex-King (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Darkstalkers)
8:21 p.m. at Crimsonettê Dining Restaurant........
Dedede: (Burst Out Laughing Wearing a Snazzy Blue Tuxedo, Sitting on One Side of the Table) Oho man! (Wipes a Tear From his Eye) Ain't no way that happened.
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly Wearing a Glamorous Black Green Dress with the Back of her Hair Tied Up in a Bun, Sitting on the Other Side) It's the honest truth! One strong kick to the sacred jewels and his eyes started to pop out of it's own. A harsh, painful treatment for sure, that's the price he pays for trying to mess with my sister and the other women behind my back.
Dedede: (Nodded in Agreement) Yeah, Karma's a mean one, I'll tell ya what. (Smiles Softly) Good on your sister for looking out for you and the ladies.
Morrigan: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) Yes!~ She has grown up into a divine young lady these days. I can never be more proud to be her doting big sister~ (Turns Back to her Date) Do you have siblings of your own, my dear?
Dedede: Nah. I'm an only child. The closest things i have to ones are the folks back home at the mansion nd my boi, Escargoon. (Hears his Phone Ringing on the Table as He Looks Down to See his Best Friend's Calling Him) Speaking of which....(Looks Up at Morrigan) Wanna meet him?
Morrigan: (Happily Nodded) Yes, please~
Dedede: You got it! (Answers the Phone in a Video Call) Dedede's speaking!
Escargoon: (Happily Greets Dedede on his Phone Screen) Hello!~
Dedede: (Smiles Back) 'Ey, man! How you been?
Escargoon: Pretty good so far! (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth on Screen) Sorry I haven't got the chance to see or speak to you again as of late. My schedule has gotten a little more busier this new year around.
Dedede: Nah, don't worry about it. I've been busy myself trying to find me a brand new Wheelie to replace.
Escargoon: (Raises an Eyebrow) Already? What happened to your old one?
Dedede: Guess.
Escargoon: It broke down again, didn't it?
Dedede: Yeah, in the MIDDLE of the damn road! And it got towed again shortly after.
Escargoon: (Eyes Widened a Bit) In one day? Talk about unlucky.......
Dedede: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) It's more irritating if anything.....(Went Back to Smiling) On the bright side, I got me a girlfriend along the way.
Escargoon: (Forms a Sly Smirk on his Face On Screen) Ahhh!~ So that's why you're all dressed up tonight?~ Looking pretty sharp if you do say so myself, De.
Dedede: (Playfully Bows at Escargoon) Why, thank ya, thank ya! It ain't my best fit in the globe, but I gotta look my very best for the pretty, gorgeous lady sitting right in front of me as we speak~
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly)
Dedede: Oh yeah, speaking of which......(Turns his Phone Around Tiwards his Date) Escar, this my date, Morrigan Aensland. Morrigan, my best friend, Escargoon.
Morrigan: (Smiles Softly at the Screen) A pleasure to meet you at last, Mr. Escargoon~
Escargoon: (Chuckles Lightly) Likewise. But please, just call me Escar. Mr Escargoon is my father's name oddy enough- (Suddebly Felt a Hand Poking Him) Hm? (Turns to See a Waddle Dee Standing Nextvto Him On Screen) What's up?
The Waddle Dee is telling Escargoon something on screen.
Escargoon: (Eyes Widened at the Waddle Dee) Wait. Right now!? I thought it starts in an hour or two! (Watches the Waddle Shaking his Head and Explaing Everything to Him Before Sighing in Defeat on Screen) Well, alright, get the choir ready. I'll join you all there in a minute.
Waddle Dee salutes to Escargoon before sprinting away on screen.
Dedede: Y'all having a show tonight or something?
Escargoon: Yeah, it's part of this tribute show we're been putting together for the new king of Dreamland. (Starts Rolling his Eyes a Bit) Guess he's tired of waiting.
Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes in a Bit of Annoyance) New king, huh? How he's running the kingdom so far?
Escargoon: (Shrugs) Decently. He can be a a real pompous jerk at times, but he does the job fine enough I guess. Some of the people there has been asking about you though, even that Tiff girl we were beefing with in the past.
Dedede: Does she now? And here I thought she still hated my guts.
Escargoon: (Shakes his Hand Around a Bit) Eh. She says she does, but I can tell she has some ounce of care for you whether she wants to admit it or not.
Dedede: ('Heh') Knowing her, I bet she would try and run across the entire mountain before she ever try to do that!
Escargoon: (Chuckles a Bit)Yeah, same. But anyways I better get going before crowd starts getting moody again. (Happily Waves Goodbye at the Couple) Hope you two have fun on your tonight!~ And Morrigan, would you mind keeping De out of trouble for me while you're at? Thanks
Dedede: (Glares at Escargoon a Bit) The hell man!? I can take care if myself just fin-
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) He's already in good hands, my friend~ Don't worry.
Dedede: Morrigan, don't encourage him!-
Morrigan: (Happily Waves Back at the Slug Man) Best of luck to you at tonight's performance, Escar!~
Escargoon: Thanks, again! See ya!
'Call End'
Morrigan: (Turns Back to Dedede with a Smile) I like your friend. He seems nice.
Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah, when he jot trying to be a smartass. 'Already have enough of that back home.
Morrigan: (Nodded in Agreement) I feel your pain. There's never been a day in the world where my little sister didn't give me any smart remarks. It's annoying really.
Dedede: Amen to that.
????: Well, whaddya we have here?
Dedede turns around to see the leader of Star Wolf, Wolf O' Donell standing behind the chair he's sitting on.
Dedede: Yo, Wolf! How you been? (Gets Himself Up From his Seat and Dab Wolf Up) I didn't take you for a fancy dinner fan.
Wolf: ('Heh') Far from it. I'm actually here on a double date with Izzy, Panther and his lady for tonight. See?
Wolf shows Dedede his table in mid-close distance where his girlfriend, Isabelle, laughing and socializing with Panther and his date, a yellow feline dressed in a royal Egyptian like fashion.
Dedede: Huh. (Points Wolf to Panther's Date in Question) That's Panther's date over there? An Egyptian Queen?
Wolf: Yeah, 'least that's what she claims herself to be. We met her back at Horizon Island a while back and her and lover boy here have been almost inseparable ever since.
Dedede: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Damn, really? I never took that boy for the commitment type.
Wolf: Neither did I. Hell, I'm surprised they're lasting longer than I thought they would. (Notices Dedede's Date Sitting on His Table) Anyways, who's your new date this time?
Dedede: Morrigan Aensland. (Forms a Proud Grin on his Face) The most gorgeous succubus you'll ever met~
Morrigan: (Happily Waves Hello to Wolf) Hello!~
Wolf: You're dating a succubus.
Dedede: That's what I just sa- (Notices Wolf Staring at Him with Deadpinned Look in his Eyes) Oh come on! Don't look at me like that! I can take care of myself just fine.
Wolf: (Raises an Eyebrow) Really. Need I remind about the time I had to save your ass from some witch that tried to kidnap you?
Flashback
The briefly beautiful Witch Gruntilda continues to howl in evil laughter with Dedede as her poorly tied up capture until a Wolfen suddenly swoops in and knocking both her and the Ex-King out towards the night skies.
End of Flashback
Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Riiight. How can I ever forget the time you sent us flying across the stars?
Wolf: (Facepalms Himself While Sighing) How many times do I have to apologize for that? Leon caught you afterwards!
Dedede: Yeah! No thanks to you!
Wolf: (Shrugs) Hey, a save's a save. I consider that a worthy accomplishment.
Dedede: Accomplishment my- ('Groans') Whatevah. The point is that Morrigan ain't like that witch or any other crazy nutjobs I dated in the past!
Wolf: You sure? Cause I believe anything can happen in a like this, especially when one of your disastrous dates gets involved.
Dedede: I'm as sure as I am close to knockin' you upside the head if y'all don't stop worrying ove-
'Ahem'
The duo turns back towards Morrigan, giving her a much needed attention.
Morrigan: Excuse me, Mr. Wolfman?
Wolf: ('Ugh') Wolfman sounds like my grandpa's nickname. Just Wolf O' Donell is fine, lady.
Morrigan: Ooh~ Lovely name. (Quickly Clears her Throat Before Going Back on Topic) Anyways, I understand your concerns completely, but please let me assure you and everyone else in the Smash Family that I will do everything in my power to keep my sweet, darling king safe and happy from this day forward. As well as giving him some much needed love and affection, of course~ (Winks at her King)
Wolf: (Whispers to an Already Flustered Dedede) Sweet, Darling King, huh?
Dedede: (Comes Back to Reality Before Rolling his Eyes at Wolf Again) She already knows I'm Ex-Royalty, don't even start. (Forms a Teasing Smirk) Besides, it's leagues better than being called Wolfie-Kins 24/7.
Wolf: (Starts Glaring at Dedede) Don't you fucking eve-
Isabelle: (In the Distance) Wolfie!~
Dedede: Speak of the devil~
Morrigan: Is that ypur date for the event?
Wolf: ('Sigh') Yeah, I better get back to my Tae before she starts getting worried again. (Starts Walking Away) Have fun in your date or whatever.
Morrigan: (Happily Waves Goodbye to Wolf) Likewise!~
Dedede: Y'all don't do anything I wouldn't do over there, Wolfie-Boi! (Laughs Wholeheartedly)
Wolf gives Dedede the middle finger as he continues walking off.
Dedede: ('Sigh') That boi is still as soft as ever, I'll tell ya what.
Morrigan: (Starts Frowning a Bit) Dedede dear, do you mind if I ask you question for the evening?
Dedede: (Happily Shakes his Head at Morrigan as He Sits Back Down in his Down) Not at all. Whatcha wanna ask me?
Morrigan: Your previous dates. Were they....really as disastrous as Wolf said
Dedede: I.....(Smiles Awkwardly as He Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Wouldn't exactly call all of them a....completely disastrous or anything! (Let's Out an Awkward Chuckle) Unless you wanna count all the kidnappings, the stood ups, the debit card bankruptcies that happened the day after, or that one time I used as a surgery test dummy by some creepy looking nurse lady.
Morrigan: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) What!? Why would she do such a thing?
Dedede: (Shrugs) Your guess is as hella good as mine, girl. B-But it's fine! Not great, but it's a lot better than getting possess most of the time by dark matter-Why the hell did I say that out loud?
Morrigan: (Starts Getting Worried) Darling......
Dedede: ('Sigh') Listen, I know it ain't an easy ride for me along the way, but that's all behind me now, especially all the trouble I caused that got into being former king to begin with. I ain't shit.
Morrigan: Maybe to some. (Gently plave her Hand on Top of her Date) But you're shit to me. (Smiles Softly)
Dedede: (Stares at Morrigan Forba Brief Second Before....) Pffft Hehehehehehehehehehh!!!
Morrigan: (Immediately Places on a Playful Pouty Look on her Face) Dedede! How dare you? We were having a sincere moment here!!
Dedede: (Tries Calming his Laughing Down) Sorry, sorry. Your word delivery just threw me off for a second here.
Morrigan: (Shrugs While Letting Out a Sigh) I suppose....But seriously though, I meant every word I said in case you were wondering. And believe me when I say that I wasn't any better of person myself. (Looks Down at her Glass of Wine) I've done things that were selfish and thoughtless, most of which I regretted to this very day.
Dedede: (Forms a Reassuring Smile) Hey, that's cool. It happens to the most of us at times. (Gently Grav Hold of Morrigan's Hand) We just gotta try to better ourselves and keep pushing forward the best we can, you know?
Morrigan: (Stares at Dedede Smile For a Few Seconds Before Smiling Back) Yes. I agree. And...if you don't mind, I would like continue to push forward....,(Gently Squeezes Dedede's Hand) With you by my side.
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds good to me!
An Hour or Two Dinner and a Wheelie Ride Around the Town Later.......
Dedede: (Parking his Wheelie in Front of the Smash Mansion's Entrance) Here we are! (Takes hus Helmet Off of his Face Before Taking a Deep Breath) Home sweet home! (Politeky Bows to his Date) After you, m'lady~
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly as She Steps Out of the Front of the Ride) Such a gentleman~ I appericate you giving me a tour around the town this evening. (Wraps her Arm Around Dedede's as the Two Make Their Way to the Front Entrance) It was very fun experience.
Dedede: No problem. What kind of escort i would be for I didn't give you a nice little joyride in a night like this? Now, are you sure you don't wanna come inside here for a little while? We can watch some TV to pass up the time.
Morrigan: That would also be lovely. ('Sigh') But atlas!~ I must get my beauty sleep for the rest of the Nighy. I have a busy schedule ahead of me tomorrow I'm afraid.
Dedede: (Frowns a Bit) Oh.....
Morrigan: (Places her Hands onto Both of Dedede's Cheeks and Wiggles hus Face From Side to Side a Bit) But don't you worry your cute, handsome face~ I'll be sure to call and text you first thing in the morning. So please.....(Gives Dedede a Nice, Loving Kiss on the Lips Before Pulling Herself Away) Wait for me until then, okay?~
Dedede: (Already Lovestrucked) Y-Yeah~ Sure thing, my queen~ (Immediately Comes Back to Reality Once He Realized What he Just Said) I-I mean, Morrigan! S-Sire thing, Morrigan. That's what I...er meant to say.
Morrigan: (Giggles Some More) about are such a silly man!~ I love it~ (Gives Dedede a Kiss om the Cheek) Have a good night's rest, my dear king. (Summons her Group of Bats to Form a Seat for a Sit On, Waving Goodbye to her Date as They Fly Her Off to the Night Skies) Hope to see you soon!~
Dedede: Likewise. (Waves Back at Morrigan) See ya! (Let's Out a Rekaxed, Satisfied Sigh)
?????: Awwwwwwww!~
Dedede: What the- (Quickly Turns Around to See his Group of Friends and Family Smiling and Smirking at Him Before Facepalming Himself) You gitta be fucking- (Glares at the Gang) Have y'all been spy on us this entire time!!?
Cloud: We won't confirm nor deny that clam.
Dedede: Don't get smart with me, boy.
Luigi: ('Sigh') We're sorry, your majesty. We couldn't help ourselves.
Chun-Li: You two look so cute together in the pictures you sent us earlier that we couldn't help but to spy.
Samus: And now that you two finally parted ways for the night, we are need of every bit of detail you got for us right about now~
Dedede: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Y'all won't leave me alone till I cave in, will you?
Daisy: Yep!~ Especially considering how persistent most of us are.
Samus: Ladies, Weegie, if you will please~
Tifa/Luigi/Chun-Li: (Gives Dedede Six Sets of Puppy Dog Eyes) Pleease tell us about date night, Dedede~ Pleeeeeease?~
Dedede: ('Groans in Defeat') Alright, alright, I'll tell y'all the details! Just quit it with the adorable eyes of yours already, will ya?
Tifa: (Smiles Brightly) Sure!~
Luigi/Chun-Li: Pleasure doing business with you!~
Dedede: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes Yet Again) Whatevah. (Makes his Way Inside With Everyone Following Behind Him) I swear, each and everyone of y'all are impossible sometimes......
Cloud: Wevcan say the same about you as well, De.
Samus: Doesn't stop us from loving ya though.
Dedede: Yeah, yeah, I love y'all too.
'Door Closed'
As Morrigan continues to fly off within the multiple upon multiple bright stars in the sky, she looks down and scroll to every picture she and her darling King Dedede took together on her phone before she happily hugs it close to her chest, adoring ever moment she spent together with him, hoping to do so again in the very near future.
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Mini Fanfic #1195: Gaming and Tea Party (100 Girlfriends)
2:34 p.m. at the Hanazono's Mansion's Dining Room...........
Rentarou: (Takes a Sip of his Cup of Hot Tea Mei Made For Him Before Falling in Love With it Instantly) ('Mmm!~') This tea is amazing, Mei-San!~
Shizuka: (Happily Nodded in Agreement as Sgw is Munching on a Cookie in a Very Adorable Manner) {Your refreshments are a craft of legends~}
Mei: (Politely Bows at Two of her Guests) I thank you both for your kind words. Though, I would be dishonest with myself if I say that my culinary prowess does not need more work.
Hahari: (Smiles Brightly at her Maid Sitting Right Next to Her) Nonsense. You have been doing a wonderful job making tea and treats for us, dear. No need to feel discouraged about it.
Mei: (Bows to her Mistress) Understood, Hahari-Sama.
Hahari: (Felt a Sweatdrop Falling Down the Side of her Head) That wasn't even close to being an order, dear......
Mei: (Politely Bows to Hahari Again) My apologies.
Hahari: (Let's Out a Sigh Before Smiling) This is nice~ Having a relaxing tea time with one half of my favorite people in the world, sitting in the same table around me-
Kusuri: (In the Other Room) STOP BEING MEAN TO KUSURI, YEP-YEP!!!
Karane: (In the Other Room) Quit throwing the game too much and MAYBE I wouldn't HAVE on your case 24/7! Same goes for you too, Pinky!!
Hakari: (In the Other Room) It has been years since I've last played Mario Party, CUT ME SOME SLACK ALREADY!!!
Nano: (In the Other Room) I doubt any of your rage and screams will save you three from your inevitable defeat down the line.
Karane: Hey, don't compare me to these scrubs beside me!
Kusuri: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, KARANE! I BLANE YOU FOR MY LOSSES! (Continues Arguing with Karane)
Karane: YOU KEEP THROWING THE GAME!!! (Continues Arguing with Kusuri)
Hahari: (Taken Aback From all the Screaming) -While the other half are yelling over a simple video game.
Shizuka: (Hides behind her Phone With a Hint of Fear) {I did not had the slightest clue that it could create this level of intensity.}
Rentarou: (Smiles Sheepishly While Gently Rubbing his Girlfriend's Head Next to Him, Helping her Be More Relaxed and Happy) That tends to happen a lot in most games, even more in Mario Party. That series in general bring out the worst in you if you're not too careful with your emotions.
Hahari: (Puts on a Pouty Look on her Face) Well, that doesn't sound right. What kind of party game would go out of it's way to make people angry so easily? You children these days should learn a thing or two from Mei-Mei andbI about mature sportsmanship in gaming.
Mei: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)
Rentarou: Wait, time out. You two play video games too?
Hahari: (Happily Nodded) Indeed we have!~ Whenever we have freetime in our hands, the two of us would sit down in the living room and play some fighting games to help ease our minds a bit.
Mei: Mostly Steeet Fighter.
Flashback
Mei: (Sitting in the Living Room Playong Street Fighter with Her Mistress) Your skills has improved quite a lot, Hahari-Sama. Very impressive indeed.
Hahari: Thank you, Mei dear. But don't get too cocky now~ (Forms a Determined Smile on her Face) This will be the day that I will finally win!
The character Hahari is playing, Chun-Li, activates her second super, Houyoku-Sen, to deliver the final blow, only for Mei's character, Ibuki, to parry every hit flawlessly before performing three sets of combo and finishing her off with a Yoroi-Doshi.
TV: K.O.!!
Hahari: (Drop her Controller Down in Frustration) Dang it! (Crosses her Arms While Pouting) I reay thought I got you that time........
Mei: (Gently Place her Hand onto Hahari's Shoulder) I'm certain you will have your victory over me soon enough, Mistress. It takes more time and energy.
Hahari: ('Sigh') I know....(Turns to her Maid with a Bot of a Puppy Dog Look in her Eyes) You will continue to teach me your ways, dear?
Mei: (Happily Nodded) Of course.
End of Flashback
Rentarou: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise Along with Shizuka) You were able to parry all of that and play the entire game with your eyes CLOSED!!?
Shizuka: {Such a remarkable display of talent indeed!}
Hahari: (Happily Hugs Mei Beside Her) I know, right!?~ Our Mei-Mei is the most talented in the whole wide world!~
Mei: (Smiles Sheepishly) I-I wouldn't exactly call myself the most talented or anything.....(Her Smile Then Starts Turning Softly) But it means quite a lot to hear you all think very highly of me.
Hahari: Honey, don't be modest. You deserve every the high priase you received.
Rentarou: (Happily Nodded in Agreement Along with Shizuka) Yeah, you're pretty amazing, Mei-San.
Shizuka: {Amazing and spectacular~}
Mei begins to blush from all the praises she is now receiving from her now closest peers.
Meanwhile at the Living Room
Nano: Now to add more time for myself....(Uses her Character to Pick Up +45 Seconds Clock and Plsce it Down the Pipe to Add More Time)
Hakari: (Smiles Brightly) Take as much time as you need, dear.
Karane: (Turns to Hakari) She is literally taking the time. Why are you encouraging her?
Hakari: Just being nice here. (Rolls her Eyes) Something you should be trying to do sometime.
Karane: ('Tch') Pleass. I can be nice-
Hakari: When Rentarou's around-
Karane: (Turns Back to her Girlfriend in Anger) IN. GENERAL, SMARTASS!
Hakati: (Casually Puts her Hands Up in Front of Her in Defense) Okay. I'll take your word for it. For now anyways.
Karane: (Turns Away While Crossing her Arms Together) You better.
Nano: First to go is Karane.
Karane: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) What!? (Turns her Attention Back to the TV Before Rapidly Pressing the A Button on her Switch Controller to Try and Get Yoshi Out of Luigi's Grasps) No!
Kusuri: (Watches Nano's Character, Luigi, Pick Up Karane's Character, Yoshi, abd Taking Him to the Warp Pipe) Come on, Karane!
Karane: I'm. TRYING!!
Kusuri: Karane, come onnn! Please, Karane!
Karane: (Drops her Controller on the Ground and Sighs in Defeat as She Watches her Character Gets Dropped Inside the Pipe) Damnit. She got me....
Nano: Efficiently I may add.
Karane: (Pouts at her Girlfriend Beside Her) Hush you!
Kusuri: (Now Watches Luigi Pick Up Hakari's Character, Peach, Up in his Grasps) Come on, Hakari! COME ONNN!~
Nano: I don't see the Peach doll shaking.
Karane: (Watches Everything Happening on Screen Right Now) Wait, Seriously? (Turns Back to Hakari) Hakari, are you not mashing or something?
Hakari: (Mashing the Button as Hard and Fast as She Can) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I AM MASHING!!! (Smiles Brightly as She Shows Everyone What Button She Was Pressing) It's the B Button, right?
Both Karane and Kusuri turn to one another in silence as they slowly turn back to their bubbly rich girlfriend, shaking in rage before angrily and comically screaming out......
Karane/Kusuri: A BUTTON! Oh my GODDD!/ You gorgeous BOZO!!
Kusuri: (Groans While Facepalming Herself) Jesus freaking Christ.....How did you not know that!?
Nano: (Continues Playing the Game Efficiently) The instructions were shown right before we started this mini-game.
Hakari: It wa- (Suddebly Gasps at the Realization) Ohhhhhhhh right, it did! (Giggles a Bit Awkwardly) I guess I didn't notice up until now~ (Sticks her Tongue Right to the Side of her Lips as She Gently Knock Down on her Head)
Karane/Kusuri: YOU GUESS!?
Hakari: (Pouts at Both her Partners) Hey! I told you girls that it's been a long time since I've picked up and played a Mario Party game! Now, if you'll excuse me.....(Gets Herself Up From the Carpet Floor She Was Sitting On) I have a tea party to attend to. Rentarou!~ Shizuka!~(Happily Makes her Way to the Dining Room) Save room for one more, my sweet darlings!~
Karane: (Groans While Pinching the Bridge of her Nose) I knew we should've played something else. This is getting ridiculous right now......
Kusuri: (Casually Shrugs) Yeah, but Kusuri doesn't really mind it all the madness going around here, so long as I get to spend it with my favorite peeps in world!~ (Happily Winks at Karane Next to Her)
Karane: (Starts Blushing a Bit Before Turning Away) ('Tch') Whatever. As long as you're having fun I guess....(Gently Plave her Hand On Top of Kusuri's Head) Love you guys.
Kusuri: (Happily Hugs Karane on her Side) We love you too, Karane, Yep-Yep!~ Like, a whooooole lot!~
Nano: (Gently Pats Karane onnthe Shoulder While Playing her Game) Yes, likewise. Also, I thank you for giving me the free win, Kusuri-Senpai.
Kusuri: You're quite welcome, Na- WHAAAAAAT!?
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Mini Fanfic #1194: The Adorable Lovebirds of Darkness! (SSBU X Fire Emblem)
10:42 a.m. atthe Smash Mansion's Dining Hall...........
Marth: And that, my friends, is the story of how I, Caeda and many other brave men and women of the army risked our lives to protect and fight for the honor and safety of our homelands from the overflowing forces of darkness and evil, until the very ends of the Earth.
Chrom: (Smiles Proudly) And it's a story that continues to be told by many countless generations ever since.....(Turns his Attention Lucina and Owain) So whatcha kids think? Still holds up?
Lucina: (Happily Nodded) It does, father. Very much so.
Owain: Yes. ('Sniff') (Wipes Away a Single Tear From his Eyes) It was perfect. Beautiful. Everything straight to last, critical detail. (Smiles Brightly) Encore please!~
Lucina: (Turns to her Cousin) Owain, he told us this story five times already. Aren't you tired of it being told over and over again yet?
Owain: (Happily Shakes his Head at Lucina) Never of the sort, cousin. It's not everyday you get to hear a tale as so heartfelt and inspirational from the legendary hero and prince himself!
Marth: (Smiles Sheepishly to Owain's Praise) I-I wouldn't exactly call myself a legend in any capacity, but I thank you both for taking the time to hear me ramble on about my many misadventures.
Owain: Oh think nothing of the sort, you majesty.(Happily Bows His Head Down to Marth) And I thank you for joining us on this glorious morning. (Chuckles Lightly) Which is absolutely perfect because.....(Smiles More Sheepishly Himself) I may need to ask you all something....
Chrom: Sure. What's up?
Owain: You have crushes before, right? (Turns Away a Bit While Twiddling his Fingers Around) What was it like to fall for them from afar?
Marth: ('Sighs Dreamingly') The best feeling in the world~ I remember the days when Caeda and I first worked together. Her kind heart, fierce determination, and grateful beauty has always managed to capture both my heart and mind to tis very day~
Chrom: (Smiles Fondy About his Significant Other) The same goes for me with Olivia. She's more on the shy and adorable side, brave whenever she needs to be, and her dancing..... (Let's Out a Whistle Before Daydreaming About Olivia Inviting Him into Many of Their "Private" Dance Lessons) The way she moves to the music rhythm with such class and rhythm is always a sight to behold~ And her hips-
'Clears Throat'
Chrom immediately comes back to reality as he turns to see his daughter staring at him, raising an eyebrow in silence.
Chrom: I-I-I mean, uh- (Clears his Throat Before Putting onnan Awkward Smile) Her dancing! Is.....truly amazing over. (Chuckles Awkwardly)
Lucina: ('Sigh') Whatever you say, father. (Crosses her Arms With Proud Smile on her Face) Meanwhile, I can safely say that I have never encountered a crush of any kind.
Owain: (Covers his Mouth While Purposely Letting Out a Cough)
Lucina: (Turns Back to Owain with Suspicion in her Eyes) What was that just now?
Owain: (Casually Shrugs) Oh no, don't mind me. Just calling out blasphemy when I clearly hear it right next to me.
Lucina: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) Baloney!? (Pouts at her Cousin) Owain Everfield Yliston, I am telling the honest truth here! I never have a crush on anyone!
Owain: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow at Lucina) Really? Cause I seemed to remember how pretty bashful and jumpy you easily get whenever Gerome catches your much needed attention~
Lucina: That was a long time ago, Owain! You know that!! (Turns Away While Twirling her Hair Around and Blushing at the Thought of the Masked Young Man) Besides, I'm certain he has a million other things to do right now in our world than to ever think about me.....
Owain. (Gives Lucina a Reassuring Smile) Oh don't fret, Lucina. I'm sure he misses you just as much as you miss him right now.
Lucina: ('Sigh') I suppose. But wait. (Turns Back to Owain) What makes you want to ask us this kind of question in the first place? Unless- ('Gasps') Owain! Do you have a crush on someone yourself?
Owain: W-Who? Me? ('Scoffs') Please! (Chuckles Very Awkwardly) Of course not!! There's no way that, I, Odin the Dark, would ever fall for something as trivial as LOVE before! That's crazy.
Chrom: (Gives Owain the Mild Fatherly Glare) Owain, what did your father and mother tell you about being more honest with your feelings?
Owain: ('Sighs in Defeat') Never hesitate while doing so. I remember.....
Marth: (Gives Owain a Reassuring Smile on his Face) There's really no need for you to feel shy about this, Owain. This tends to happen to the most of us at times.
Lucina: (Nodded in Agreement) That's right. (Places her Hand on Top of Owain's Hand Woth a Smile of her Own) And you know as well as I do that I will not let anyone judge and make fun of you for it. (Smirks a Bit) Less they are brave enough to answer to me, of course~
Owain: (Snickers a Bit) Right. Thank you, cousin.
Lucina: You're always welcome. Now quit stalking tell us the identity of your crush already.
Owain: Don't rush me, woman, I was gonna! ('Sigh') But if you really must know that badly, then-
?????: U-Um
The soft, but shy spoken voice was more than enough for Owain get startled and jolt himself up from his seat as he turns to see the source of the voice talking to him was none than the Princess of Hyrule, Zelda.
Owain: Oh. (Sheepishly Greets the Princess) A-Ahoy there, my fair maiden!
Zelda: (Giggles a Bit With a Shy, But Bright Smile on her Face) Good morning, Owain!~ Or was it Odin? I....still couldn't decide what to call you, they both sound great.
Owain: (Forms a Jojo Darkened Pose) will forever be known as Odin the Wicked Darkness of Solitary!- (Winces a Bit as He Felt Lucina's Shoulder Bumping his Leg Before Smiling at Zelda Again) B-But I mostly prefer that you call me Owain instead. It is my true birth name after all.
Zelda: Owain it is then..
Marth: (Whispers to Chrom) So it was Zelda this entire time.
Chrom: Not what I expected, but I welcome it.
Lucina: (Shushes Both of the Men in Frint of Her)
Owain/Zelda: (Turbs Away Bashfully) So I was wondering- (Eyes Widened) Oh! (Laughs a Bit Before Turning Back to One Another)
Zelda: Do you wanna tell me first or......
Owain: (Politely Bows to Zelda) After you, milady~
Zelda: (Giggles Some More) Aw~ You are such a gentleman for a Wicked Darkness of Solitary!~
Owain: (Chuckles Lightly) Hey-ey now! My heart may have engulfed in darkness, but I was still raised right! For the most part.
Zelda: Sure, sure, I believe you~ But um- ('Clears Throat') No seriously, I....wanna ask you if....(Turns Away While Twirling her Hair Around a Bit) You want and .....if you're not super busy, that...I can....show you more around town sometime this week? Y-You know, given that you're still new here and all.....Just the two of us?
Owain: (Smiles Brightly) Why, Yes! I'd love that. How's later today sounds?
Zelda: Again, it's perfectly fine if you don't- (Turns Back to Owain) Wait, really? Are you sure?
Owain: (Chuckles Lightly) Positive! I never really have that busy of a schedule as of right now and I do always yearn for more adventures, especially in a place as big and more expressive as this. (Smiles Sheepishly Again While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Then again, I do that fear that my inexperience and cluelessness could potentially lead the both of us into trouble.
Zelda: (Giggles Once More) Relax, I know this town like the back side of my necklace. I got this. I hope
Owain: If you insist- (Politely Bows to Zelda Again) Then I am more than willing to put my trust in you to take the lead, your highness.
Zelda: (Happily Clap her Hands Together) Great!~ We meet up at 5:30ish to leave here?
Owain: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds reasonable to me. I'm feeling excited already.
Zelda: You and me both! We're gonna have ourselves a good time out there. B-But one more than first!
Owain: Hm?- (Eyes Widened as He Suddenly Felt Zelda's Lips Pressing on his Cheek a Bit)
Zelda: (Leans Back From Her Kiss Before Turning Away Again) I know this world is still a lot for you to get used you, but please don't worry. (Turns Back to Owain with a Bright, More Sincere Smile on her Face) Cause me and everyone else here in this nutty family are gonna give you the best time and experience here of your entire life going forward, that's a promise!~ (Slowly Starts Blushing as She Realizes What She Just Did a Brief Second Ago) A-A-Anyways! I have somewhere to be right now! Love yo- I-I mean, BYEEEE!~ (Quickly Teleports Her Way Out of the Room)
Owain: (Slowly Place his Hand Onto the Kissed Cheek as He Blushes and is Now Surprisedby What Just Happened) (What's this? A Kiss? From a the fairest of all maidens? I knew my charms were going to catch up to me eventually, but I have not the slightest clue that this eventuality would be-)
Lucina: (Sighs and Facepalms Herself as She and the Others are Watching Owain Standing There Still Surprised and Motionless) Oh no.....He's inner monlogging again, isn't he?
Chrom: Looks like it. Been a while since I've seen him done that.
Marth: (Smiles Sheepishly) I can't say I blame him for feeling this way though. It kind of reminds me of the way I acted when Caeda kissed me for the first time.
Chrom: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) You know, now that you mention it, I do remember making that kind of face when Olivia-
Lucina: Father!
Chrom: R-Right! Right. ('Clears Throat') S-Sorry, dear.
Lucina: ('Sighs Once More')
Meanwhile at the Other Room......
Zelda: (Covering her Face Up in Basfulness While in Mewtwo's Arms) MEWWY, I KISSED THE BOY OF MY DREAMS AND LOVE ITTTTTT!~
Mewtwo: (Gently Rubs his Best Friend's Back) A surprising bold move on your part, but you did well nonetheless.
Toon: (Happily Pumps his Fist Up in the Air) YES! Finally! Every kid in this house I'd gonna owe so much money now-
Zelda: (Immediately Glares at Toon Link) WHAT!?
Toon: (Quickly Sweating Bullets in Fear) Uh.....D-Did I say money! (Chuckles Very Awkwardly) W-What I meant to say was...h-honey! Cause...you know....Bee Movie!.....
Mewtwo: (Already Giving Toon the Deadpinned Look) That has to be worse cover up lie you made yet.
Toon: ('Sighs in Utter Defeat') I'm young and greedy, sue me!
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Mini Fanfic #1193: More Rest and Snuggles (Danganronpa 2)
8:22 a.m. at Jabberwalk Island: Hajime x Ibuki's Cabin........
'Alarm Beeping'
Hajime: (Wakes Himself Up as He Stops the Alarm Beeping Off From his Phone Before Stretching his Arms Up and Yawning) Okay! Let's see what we got in store for today.....(Checks Out the Schedule Planned and Typed Out on his Phone's List App) Paperwork......Island Meeting.......Video Call Metting involving New Hope's Peak.......Band Practice.........Even more Paperwork........Hm. Seems a lot busier then it was yesterday, but I'm sure I can managed someh-
?????: HAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!~
Hajime: (Turns to See his Girlfriend, Ibuki Mioda, Laying Next to Him on her Side of his Bed with a Small Smile) Oh, Morning, Ibuki. Never really took you for the early bird.
Ibuki: Uh nooo. Ibuki is a late bird. The latest of all birds and mammals.
Hajime: Pretty sure birds doesn't fit in the mammals category-
Ibuki: Upupup! Ibuki doesn't need to hear any lecture in animal studies right now. (Points at her Boyfriend) And YOU, my darling Hajime, don't need to be up this early in the morning either!
Hajime: ('Sigh') Come on, Ibuki. 8'o clock isn't nearly thar early. (Rubs the Back of hos Head Back and Forth) At.....least depending on which time zone we're currently on.
Ibuki: (Rolls his Eyes) Time Zone, Lime Snoze.
Hajime: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Is "Snoze" even a real wor-
Ibuki: (Extends her Arms Up in the Air) Doesn't matter!! What does, however, is.....(Points at Hajime Again) YOU, mister, are need of a long dseeved and appointed a day off! Especially after all the work you've been doing as of late.
Hajime: (Crosses his Arms) Well, you're definitely not wrong on that front to say the least.....But are you sure I should be taking that day off right now? (Went Back on his Phone) The schedule I listed out here does looks pretty-
Ibuki: Long? Yeah, yeah, I noticed. (Forms a Bright Smile on her Face) Luckily for you, my dear, Ibuki has taken the liberties of convincing our wonderful group of friends/family to do them all for you in your humble place.
Hajime: Is that right?
Ibuki: Yep-Yep-Yep!~ in fact, I've arranged a few buddy systems to help get everything done in a much quicker. I have Fuyu and Peko work on the paperwork......
Jabberwalk Main Office Facility
Fuyuhiko: (Sighs While Pushing Aside a Stack of Filled Out Forms to the Other Side of the Desk He's Sitting At) That's one set down....(Turn Towards a Much Larger Stacks of Unsigned Paperwork on the Other Side of the Desk) A few more to get done, but it's fine. Just gotta keep working om a pace and-
Peko: (Walks By and Places More Paperwork Down on Top of the Unfinished Section) More paperwork is sent.
Fuyuhiko: (Eyes Widened in Shock) Are you fucking-(Pinches the Bridge of his Nose While Groaning in Irritation) I swear, if i didn't know any better, it almost feels like that stupid foundation is trying to kill us all over again.....
Peko: (Giggles a Bit) Perhaps. (Places her Hands onto Both of her Boyfriend's Shoulders and Gently Massages Them a Bit) But just continue to stay calm and remember who we're doing this for.
Fuyuhiko: (Takes a Deep Breath) Right. This is for Hajime.
Peko: (Happily Nodded) Correct. Stay strong, my dear (Gives Fuyuhiko a Kiss on the Cheek) I believe in you.
Fuyuhiko: (Starts Blushing a Bit While Grinning at his Girlfriend) ('Heh') Right back at you. (Gets Himself Up and Gives Peko a Peck on the Lips) Hon~ (Winks a Peko)
Peko: (Genuinely Surprised by the Sudden Kiss Before Turning Away, Blushing, and Smiling a Little) Y-You're too kind~
Hiyoko: (Inthe Background L Ugh! Get a room already!!
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Ibuki: Sonia and Akane host the Island Gathering..........
Jabberwalk Beach
Sonia: (Happily Hosts the Beach Gathering Meeting as She Uses her Pointer to Tap on a Pie Chart Picture Akane Showing Off to Everyone Else Present) And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why it is very important for each of us to continue to keep this lovely beach in top-tip sha-
'THUD'
The suddenly loud thudding sound was more than enough to cause the Ultimate Princess to shriek in terror while jumping onto Akane's arms, causing her drop the pictures she was holding in her hands.
Akane: (Equally Surprised) What the heck!?
???????: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SPENDID!!!
The ladies and the audience turns to see their Ultimate Manager, Nekomaru Nidia, laying down on a crated ground, laughing wholeheartedly.
Nekomaru: Ahh man! Been a long while since I've felt THIS much adrenaline smacking me so hard across tye face! You weren't kidding when you said weren't gonna hold any punches, huh Gundham?
Gundham: ('Heh') (Walks Over to the Crate he Created) Of course. There's never been a time of day where someone as powerful as I, Gundham Tanaka, has ever hold back from a challenge, much less from someone as fairly formidable as you I suppose.
Nekomaru: (Chuckles Lightly) D'aww thanks, man! You flatter me. (Puts on a Determined Grin on his Face) But don't think for a second I'm throwing in the towel just-
?????: BOYS!
The duo turns to see their respective girlfriends, Sonia and Akane, glaring at the both of them.
Nekomaru: Oh uhhhh....(Chuckles Awkwardly) Heh-Hey there, ladies!
Gundham: (Turns Away While Covering his Mouth Up with the Scarf He's Wearing) I take it you're....('Clears Throat') N-Not too.....Happy with us, aren't you?
Sonia: (Crosses her Arms) There is not a single smile appear on either of our faces now, is there?
Akane: Yeah! How are you guys having yourselves an intense bout in the middle of the beach and not invite ME along for the chaos! Like, come on!
Sonia: (Turns to Akane with a Pout While Making Angry Princess Noises)
Akane: What? You know how pumped I get when it comes to sparring matches. (Raises an Eyebrow at the Boys) You guys WERE having friendly sparring match, right?
Nekomaru: Yeah.
Gundham: Why wouldn't we be?
Akane: (Smiles Brightly) Yep! Friendly Sparring Match.
Sonia: (Softly Facepalms Herself While Sighing)
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Ibuki: Then, Ibuki let Teruteru handle breakfast, lunch, and dinner like he always do since, you know, he's the Ultimate Cook-
Hajime: Chief, Ibuki.
Ibuki: Cook, Chief, Tomatoes, Tamotoes, same thing! Ooh! And lastly, Ibuki has Nagito and Sodaman handle the video chat meeting with Naegi and Co!
Hajime: (Eyes Widened at What his Girlfriend Just Said) I'm sorry, you assigned NAGITO, of all people, to participate in the same meeting Makoto is apart of?
Ibuki: (Gently Rubs Hajime's Arm) Relax, Haji-Bear. I already said Sodaman is taking part of the meeting too remember? I'm sure it'll go along just fiiine.
Jabberwalk Meeting Office Room
Naegi: (Speaking on Soda's Tablet) So, in conclusion, with our separate ideas, cooperation, and hardwork intertwine, I believe they would all be more than enough to rebuild a much better version of Hope Peak's Academy than it ever was before. Do we have any questions before we continue?
Nagito: (Raises his Hand Up) Excuse me, Naegi-san.
Soda: (Starts Sweating Bullets) (Pleasedon'taskaboutanythingHoperelated Pleasedon'taskabiutanythingHoperelated Pleeeease don't ask about anything Hope-related!)
Nagito: I would like to ask you about classes you will include in the academy
Soda: ('Sighs in Pure Relief') (Ohhh thank god...)
Nagito: (Smiles Brightly) As well as how much Hope you are willing to provide for each one!~
Soda: (DAMN IT!)
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Hajime: ..........You know, maybe I should check up on those two. (Gets Himself Up From the Bed) See how they're doing and what-Woah! (Gets Pulled Back Down on the Bed by Ibuki)
Ibuki: (Comically Glares at Hajime) Not on my watch, mister! You need R&R and you're gonna get it!!
Hajime: Ibuki, I'm only gonna check up on them for a few minutes or so and I'll come back here before you know it, I promise!
Ibuki: (Starts Whining and Singing at the Same Time) Noooooooooooo!~
Hajime: (Sighs While Trying his Hardest Not to Snicker at Ibuki's Cute and Scratchy Vocals) Come on, Ibuki, you gotta trust me on this.
Ibuki: (Gives Hajime a Serious Look on her Face) Do you trust our friends, Hajime? Do you trust me even?
Hajime: (Taken Aback by Ibuki's More Serious Look) What? Ibuki, of course I trust you guys, you're practically family to me. Nagito too, even if I am still iffy on him half the time.
Ibuki: ('Sigh') Yeah, Ibuki always get weird vibes from that guy since day one......(Softens her Serious Demeanor a Bit) It really means a lot that you think so highly of us, Haji. (Rapidly Poking her Boyfriend's Chest) But you need to put more faith in us than that, you big, cute dumb-dumb!!~
Hajime: Will you ease up on the poking already!? ('Sighs in Defeat and Understanding') But you're right. We have been through far too many hells and back to get to where we are right now together. And it's high time that we set aside our doubts and continue to build our trust and bond for a brighter future going forward.
Ibuki: (Nodded in Agreement With a Proud Grin on her Face) ('Hmph') That's right!~ But you wanna know what else you need, Haji?
Hajime: Hm?
Ibuki: (Happily Hugs Her Boyfriend) A nice, relaxing Cuddling Session!~ (Starts Snuggling onto Hajime) Starring your cute, rock n' roll girlfriend who wants to hug and kiss you all day long~ (Starts Puckering Up her Lips)
Hajime: (Chuckles Lightly) Alright, come here you~
Hajime leans over to give his girlfriend the make out session she very much deserves.
Ibuki: Oh Hajime~ ('Mmwah') Ibuki loves you ('Mwah') Ohh so much!~ ('Mmmwah')
Hajime: I know~ I love you too, Ibuki. Thank you for convincing me to do this and for....(Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Putting up with a workaholic like myself for so long~
Ibuki: (Giggles Softly) Don't worry about it!~ You know Ibuki always got your back. (Continues Kissing Hajime) Ibuki~ ('Mwah') will never. EVER. Leave your side~ Ever!~ ('Mmwah')
Hajime: Likewise. (Eye's Widened a Bit) But wait, what about our band practice? Didn't you say you have new song you've been working on?
Ibuki: Yeah, but we can postpone our Jam Session for today, I don't mind. Now, give me some more loving!~
Hajime: (Chuckles Lightly) Yes, ma'am~
The lovers lay back down on their bed as their relaxing Cuddle Session has now finally begun.
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Mini Fanfic #1192: The Hawk vs. The Moms (Sonic X SSBU)
9:15 a.m. Outside of the Smash Mansion......
Storm: (Eyes Begins to Widened at the Mansion in Front of Him and his Boss, Jet) Woooooooah.........This is where Sonic lives?
Jet: Criminy on stick, I thought this was supposed to be mansion, not a literal castle! (Sighs While Grabbing his Chin) Then again, considering how massive the roster is, I can't really think of anywhere else they would live but here.
Storm: Hey, you think Sonic's royalty?
Jet: (Turns to Storm with a Raised Eyebrow) Royalty? Sonic?
Storm: (Turns to His Boss) Yeah, I mean, his mom is a princess right? So wouldn't that make him a prince of some kind by default?
Jet: (Shrugs) I dunno, maybe, if you wanna be that technical. (Crosses his Arms) What I wanna know is why HE, of all people, got pick to be part of thar dumb tournament in the first place.
Storm: (Uses his Fingers to Count the Reasons) Well, he's more well-known, cooler, more faster than you are-(Eyes Widens Notices his Boss Glaring at Him in Silence) I-Is what he WANTS us to think, till you show 'em who's boss on that race later on today! (Start Laughing Very Nervous and Awkwardly)
Jet: (Stares at Storm For a Brief Second Before Sighing in Defeat) Let's just get this over with. (Sticks his Hand Out) Storm, megaphone.
Storm: (Gives Jet the Megaphone) Up and ready for ya, boss!
Jet: Thank you. (Tries Turning on the Megaphone) Now, I just need to turn this bad boy on and- (Suddenly Hears a a Sudden Sharp Shriek From the Device) GAH! P-Pain in the...(Sighs Before Lowering the Megaphone Down a Notch) Okay. Got the music on standby?
Storm: (Gives Jet a a Thumbs Up) You got it! (While Turning On the a Boom Box He's Holding).
As the boom box begins to play the Babylon Rogue's Signature Theme Song (Catch Me If You Can), Jet clears his throat and takes a bit of a deep breath before he begins to speak on the megaphone.
Jet: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!! WAKE UP! You got a loud and clear message coming from yours truly: Jet the Hawk! If you must know, I've managed to caught wind of all those little posts you made on the web recently. Like, how you're....(Does Mockingly Poor Sonic Impression)"The Fastest Thing Alive" and "No could top you at Mach speed" , and my personal favorite: "How you could beat EASILY me in a One v. One race in the skies anytime, anywhere, with no sweat and competition at all!~" (Gets Enraged) WELL, GUESS WHAT? Not only do I accept your challenge, but- (Continues Yelling on the Megaphone)
Meanwhile at Sonic's Room......
Sonic is in his bed soundly asleep wearing sound canceling earbuds, perfect for protecting his ears from loud, screeching noises from outside.
Back Outside
Jet: Smash Beach, 5 p.m. sharp. Be there or get lett in the dust!
Storm: (Takes the Megaphone From Jet's Hand and Scream Out) AND BECOME SQUARE!!!
Jet: (Slowly Turns his Head Back to Storm) .....What?
Storm: (Sheepishly Shrugs) You know, like......"Be There, Be Square". It's kinda like an old saying-
Jet: Oh, gimme that! (Snatches the Megaphone Back From Storm's Hand) That was the most boring insult you could ever make and you know it.
Storm: (Lowers his Head) Sorry, boss.
Jet: (Continues Speaking on the Megaphone) Now, as what I' was saying-(Notices the Front Door Opening Up Before Smirking) Heh. Look who finally decides to show- uuuuuuuuuuup? (Eyes Slowly Starts to Widened in Fear at Who Actually Came Outside Instead Before Dropping his Megaphone on the Ground)
Peach: (Crosses her Arms the Rest of the Unwanted Guess, With a Not Pleased Look on her and the Rest of the Certified Moms' Faces) Jet the Hawk, I presume.
Jet: Uh...(Chuckles Awkwardly) Good morning, ladies! Fancey seeing you all here- (Starts Whispering) Storm, what do we- (Notices Storm was Missing) Storm? (Eyes and Nouth Widens as He Sees his Bodyguard Running Away) STORM!
Storm: THOSE LADIES TERRIFIED ME, BOSS! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!~
Jet: (Growls Before Comically Glaring at Storm From a Distance) YOU COWARD!! AT LEAST HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO TAKE ME WITH YOU!-
'A-Hem'
Jet eyes widens yet again as he slowly turns back to the moms, a dark, fiery aura surrounding then as their glares seem to pierece the Hawk in very soul.
Jet: Uhh.....Y-You know what? (Chuckles Awkwardly Again) I-I just remembered that I got myself lost and stumbled upon the wrong mansion. (Turbs Around abd Starts Spriniting Away) So if you'll just excuse me- GAH! (Gets his Ear Pulled by Samus)
Samus: Nope. You're coming with us. (Drags Jet by the Ear as She and the Rest of the Ladies Walk Back Inside the Mansion)
Jet: Nonono! Wait! Y-You the wrong idea! I'm innocent, I tell ya, INNOCEN-
In the Dining Hall
Jet: (Takes a Sip of Tea Given to Him, Sitting at the Moms' Table Before Becoming Genuinely Surprised) Wow. This.....might be the best tea I've ever tasted.
Peach: You really think so? (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly) I feel like it might be the weakest batch I've made yet.
Jet: (Happily Nodded) Yeah. I mean, to be fair, it's been a while since drunken tea in general, but trust me, your highness, yours is one of greatest so far.
Peach: (Giggles Softly While Blushing a Bit) Aww thank you!~ I only try my best-
Moms: Peach!
Peach: (Eyes Widened at the Realization) Oh. Right! (Clears Her Throat Before Putting on a More Serious Look on her Face as She Resumes Back to the Topic at Hand) Now, Jet, I assume you're wondering why we brought in here. We have a lot to discuss about, young man.
Jet: (Starts Getting Scared Again) .......Is this about what happened this morning?
Daisy: It's one of the reasons. (Crosses her Arms) But since you so graciously brought it up, you mind telling us why you were yelling your lungs out in middle of our front yard, in the early morning?
Bayonetta: And had the steer audacity to ruin MY beauty sleep in the process!? (Turns Away While Pouting) Honestly, that's so rude.....(Lays the Side of her Head onto Her Goddess' Shoulder)
Palutena: (Gently Rubs on Her Witch's Hair While Glaring at Jet) She's been in a bad mood all morning ever since. No thanks to you.
Jet: (Sighs While Crossing his Arms) Well, it's not like I wanted to come out and distrub anyone's sleep on this time of hour. This was all Storm's idea!
Tifa: The guy that ran off earlier?
Jet: The very same. He's been my bodyguard since day one. Not even close to being one of the sharpest minds out there, but he does the job fine enough. He convinced me to come over here and declare a challenge from Sonic.
Rosalina: (Raises an Eyebrow) A Challenge you say?
Jet; Just a 3-4 Lap race around the beach this afternoon, honest to God!
Samus: Uh-huh. And you couldn't just record yourself doing this in comforts on your own place because.........
Jet: ('Sighs in Defeat') The thought never occurred to me at the time.......
Samus: Right. Which now leads to the next topic: What's your beef with Sonic?
Jet: I-
Samus: (Quickly Got her Hand Up as Sje Stops Het From Speaking) Nonono. Don't even try to deny it. Cause from we've heard, you two would always butting heads with one another every chance you get.
Rosalina: We were going to write them off as normal banters between two rivals, until we also found out that you and your team have brought harm onto him and his friends on more than one occasion. (Pireces her Glare at Jet a Bit) That doesn't seem very nice and mature of you, don't you think?
Jet: (Eyes Widened in Fear as He Let Out a Single Gulp) O-Okay! I'll admit. Our confrontations hasn't been the most friendliest in the world and we may have thrown punches at one another at one point, but in my defense, he kept pushing my buttons a whole lot with consistent boasting! Always going on and on about- (Does a Fake Sonic Impression) "Even with wings, I can still fly better and faster than you!" Knowing damn well that he only gotten good at riding the Extreme Gears in the first place was because he and his pal interfered with US first!
Samus: (Turns to Peach With a Shrug) Our boy is a unapologetic show-off.
Peach: ('Sighs Heavily') Very much so and to a reckless sense too.....I'll be sure to talk to him about this later. But you know this is gonna have to stop, right?
Jet: The rivalry?
Peach: No, dear, not necessarily. Rivalry is the best way to build character and strengthen growth from both parties involved.
Rosalina: We just don't want the childish antics from either of you to diminish any of that going forward.
Samus: Which is all the more reason why you two are gonna grow out that phase starting today. (Gives Jet a Darkened Glare) Or else.
Jet: (Starts Sweating Bullets) R-Right! ('Clears Throat') Will do.
Falco: (Walks into the Room) 'Ey, princess, you mind if I have some of the cookies you made- (Eyes Widened and Glares at a Very Familiar Face Sitting on the Moms Table) Oh hell no! Who invited this little twerp in here!?
Jet: (Forms a Cocky Smirk at Falco) Well, well, well, if it isn't good man Lombardi! How you doing these days? Those old bones of yours doing you any good?
Falco: Oh, they're doing REAL good alright.....(Cracks Both his Knuckles Before Angrily Msking his Way to the Table) Let me show you how improved they've become once I come over there and pummel your smartass to clemen-
Peach: (Immediately Gets Herself Up From her Seat as She Stands Between Falco and the Table) Falco! No! Behave yourself right this instance!!
Falco: But-
Samus: ('Sigh') Look, just leave the kid to us for now, alright? We got this.
Peach: (Gently Place her Hand onto of Falco's, Helping him Calm Down a Bit) Why don't you help yourself to some cookies in the living room, okay?
Falco: (Sighs Before Smiling) You don't have to tell me twice. Thanks, your majesty. (Finally Walks Away)
Peach: (Giggles Softly) You're welcome, dear. Don't eat all it up though!
Falco: (Gives Peach a Reassurance Wave) Don't worry, I won't! (Turns Back to Jet, Pointing his Two Fingers at His Eyes and Onto His) 'Got my eyes on you, Hawk Boy!
Jet: (Casually Waves Goodbye to Falco) Enjoy your cookies, grandp-
The Moms starts glaring back at Jet all at once, instantly shutting him up effectively.
Isabelle: ('Sighs Heavily') I guess with that tangent aside, it time we moves on to next topic.....The race.
Jet: ('Groans in Annoyance') Oh come on, that was years ago! He accepted the challenge!
Samus: Right after you provoked hin to do it, right?
Jet: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah......
Isabelle: Jet, you can't go around challenging someone on something they have little to no experience riding on, especially in a middle the busy road!
Jet: The streets weren't THAT busy from what I remembered....But you're right. It was completely immature on my part. And- (Suddenly Starts Yawning) It won't- ('Yawns') ever happen again.....
Daisy: You're doing okay there, kiddo?
Jet: ('Sighs a Bit Heavily') Yeah.....I just felt the urge to yawn a lot- ('Yawns') apparently........
Peach: (Starts Getting Worried Along with the Rest of the Ladies) Oh my.....Did you get any sleep last night?
Jet: Ehh.... kinda? I was too busy finishing up paper work of various company deals for a business I've been running for some time now, all night that I barely got any. ('Yawns') It's just the life and times of being a Workaholic, ya know?
Rosalina: But you're so young.......
Bayonetta: Yes, especially when you have to deal with something icky as paperwork all day.
Jet: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, but it's not that big of a deal. I had to work my way up ever since I was a little hatching, mostly thanks to Wave and Storm's help obviously, but that's beside the point. If I can train myself to hunt and steal valuable treasure and ride on an Extreme Gear with mach speed, then I can deal woth those lousy papers no problem. Mostly. Why? You're worried about me or something?
Rosalina: Yes, of course. As impressive as it is for you to accomplish so much in your lifetime, you shouldn't have burden yourself with all that work.
Daisy: Yeah. Especially when you have your pals there to help you out. You're never alone!
Jet: Huh. Funny. That's almost exactly what Wave keeps telling me....
Samus: Yeah, well you should take up her advice more often. It could do you more wonders.
Peach: (Gives Jet a Reassuring Smile) And more smiles.
Jet: ('Sigh') Yeah, I guess. Why..... are you all worry and helping me out exactly? Not that I don't appericate it or anything but.....you know.
Palutena: (Giggles a Bit) Why not?~ We're moms. We tend to get ourselves worry over everyone we meet and cherish, relatively quickly I may add.
Samus: Yeah. (Playfully Ruffles the Top of Jet's Haur Feathers) Even if it's over a snot-nose brat like you~
Jet: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Quit that! I just comb there!
Samus: Sure, I'll stop, but ONLY if you promise us to get some sleep once you head back to your blimp and at least try not to cause too much trouble with Sonic and Falco, will ya?
Jet: F-Fine! Fine! I promise on both fronts. But uhh....You mind if I stay here for a little while longer? (Starts Blushing a Bit) Woth you guys?
Moms: AWWWWWWWWWW!~
Peach: (Forms a Playful Gron on her Face) Did you really enjoy the company with us today, sweetie?~
Jet: (Scoffs a Bit While Shrugging) Well, I must be considering how kind you all were listen to my rambling and tried to look out for me despite everything that happened earlier. Plus, your tea is good, so-Hm? (Notices his Cup is Getting Filled Up with Tea)
Peach: (Happily Gives Jet a Refill) Let's chat for a few more minutes, okay dear?
A Few Minutes of Chatting Later......
Moms: (In the Dining Room) BYE, JET!~
Peach: Get yourself some much needed rest, okay sweetie!?
Jet: (Waves Goodbye to the Moms) Don't worry, I will! (Heads Out the Front Door) See ya!
Sonic: (Standing by the Doorway in a Chill Manner) Sup, Jet.
Jet: GAH! (Quickly Places Hand on his Chest and Panting Before Glaring at the Blue Blur) The hell did you came from!?
Sonic: From my room. (Starts Smirking a Bit) Had myself a nice nap till I couldn't help but noticed you got yourself dragged in here by the Moms. Did they chew your ear off?
Jet: Yeah, but we had tea afterwards, so it's not all bad I guess. But since you're here I-
Sonic: Yeah, don't worry. I accept your challenge. Just go and get yourself some sleep already, bird brain.
Jet: (Forms a Small Smirk on his Face) ('Hmph') Way ahead of you. (Walks Away While Giving a Casually Wave Goodbye to Sonic) Have fun getting scolded at, porky pine!
Sonic: See ya- (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Wait, what?
Moms: SONIC!!
Peach: Come in here right now, mister! We need to talk!
Sonic: (Facepalms Himself with a Sigh) Ah, Son of a-
Bonus
On the Babylon Blimp......
Wave: (Enraged) BITCH, STORM! Why would you leave Jet all alone in that mansion!!
Storm: The ladies were giving us Death Glares, so I panicked! I'm sorry!
Wave: Sorry. ('Heh') Sorry! That's all you have to say after running away and NOT LOOKING BACK LIKE A COWARD!!
Storm: (Galtes Back at Wave) Hey, I'm a lot of things, and coward is not one of them!
Wave: Go back down to the mansion and get Jet back here in person and MAYBE I'll reconsider.
Storm: (Turns Away With his Arms Crossed) And get yelled at in the process? No way!
Wave: So that makes you a coward then.
Storm: Does not!
Wave: Does. SO-
'Door Opens'
Jet: (Steps In the Room) I'm back!
Storm: (Smiles Brightly) Boss! You're alive!-
Wave: (Glares at her Boss) JET!
Storm: (Lowers his Smile Downs to a Frown) Op. Not for long.
Wave: You have a LOT of explaining to-
Jet: I know. I've been trying to mess with Sonic again, even though you told me not to a million times already and I apologize for it So I'm just gonna go to my room, get the rest you guys been wanting me to have, and let you take care of the rest of the unfinished work from here. And Storm, I am never taking any advice from from you ever again, just so we're clear. Thank you. (Walks to his Room)
Storm: (Lowers his Head Down in Shame) That's fair.
Wave: (Gently Surprised by Jet's Apology) Y-Yeah, well....You better get enough sleep in there!! (Puts on a Pouty Look on her Face)
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Mini Fanfic #1191: Easter Day Brunch (Persona 5 X SSBU)
12:45 p.m. at Shiyuba's Osaka Arts Restaurant.........
Lucas: (Smiles in Glee at the Food He Ordered and is Eating Now) Woow!~ You weren't kidding when you said the ramen here is to die for, Big Sis Shiho. They're so good~
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) I'm glad you like!~ It's been a long time since Ann and I came to this place. It's nice to see most of their meals haven't lost their touch since then. (Starts Eating One of the Ten Yakitori Sticks She Ordered Before Placing her Hand on her Cheek, Enjoying It With Pure Delight) (Mmm!~) Lucas, you have GOT to try one of these Yakitoris. (Hands Lucas One Uneaten Yakitori) They are heavenly!~
Lucas: (Takes a Bite Off of the Yakitori Given to Him Before Puttong on a Wide, Delighted Smile on his Face, Falling in Love with the Meal Instantly) They areeee!~ This mlis the best food I ever tasted!~
Shiho: Yes!~ I knew we made the right decision coming here for our brunch date~
Lucas: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhmm!~ It's a real shame Big Sis Ann isn't here to eat any of this with us.
Shiho: ('Sigh') Yeah, but modeling duties calls for her sometimes, you know? I'll just save her a few leftovers after we leave we there though. There's no way I'm gonna have her miss out if any of this greatness.
Lucas: I'll save her mines as well.
Shiho: The ramen you ordered? You sure?
Lucas: (Happily Nodded) Yeah, I don't mind. Ann works he'd hardest on every runway she's a part of. She deserves the best meals around. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Unless....(Eyes Begins to Widened a Bit at the Realization) The bowl! I can't take it with me, can I?
Shiho: (Gives Lucas a Reassuring Smile on her Face) We'll figure something out before we leave out of here, don't worry. You're a real sweetheart, you know that, Lucas?
Lucas: (Giggles a Bit) So I've been told~I just do what I cam for the people I love and care about, you guys included.
Shiho: (Heart Begins to Melt in More Happiness) I know. (Reaches Over to Playfully Ruffles the Top of Lucas' Hair) And we love you so, so, so much for it too~
Lucas: (Giggles More Ticklishly by the Hair Ruffling) I love you guys too, Shiho~ Now quit it!~ I just combed my hair earlier this morning.
Shiho: (Giggles as Well) Oh relax~ I'll be sure to comb it back to tip-top shape once we head back home. Promise.
Lucas: Promise accepted. But uhh....Shiho, can I ask you something?
Shiho: Sure. Ask away.
Lucas: Do you hate Easter?
Shiho: (Taken Aback a Bit by the Question Given to Her) No, not completely. Why?
Lucas: (Frowns a Bit) Well, you seemed a bit out of it when I told you "Happy Easter" earlier this morning. Almost like it's been bothering you for some time now.
Shiho: (Puts on a Sheepish Frown on her Face) Oh geez.....Was it really that noticeable?
Lucas: Kinda? You seemed like you were smiling like you usually do at first there. Unless.... ('Gasps') You wasn't sad this entire week, were you?
Shiho: (Quickly Gives Lucas a Reassuring Smile While Shaking her Hands in Front of Her in Defense) No honey, I wasn't sad at all this week, honest. (Frowns Again) But.....I'd be lying if I say the Holiday itself didn't slightly bother me in any way.
Lucas: (Stares at Shiho For a Few Seconds Before Speaking) That Kamoshida guy has something to do with this, doesn't he?
Shiho: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Genuine Surprise) Oh wow.....You are really on a roll today, kiddo. I'm kinda impressed honestly.
Lucas: (Quickly Bows at His Big Sis) I-I'm sorry! It was only a lucky guess, I swear!!
Shiho: No, baby! You did nothing wrong at all, I promise you!! ('Sigh Heavily') But in all honesty, yeah. He did play a part in this unfortunately...... And it really sucks too because I used to like Easter a lot growing up, but ever since all the times he started messing with me....and the day that I....(Looks Down at her Drink Somberly) you know, jumped......I've never felt the same about the holiday ever since. I wish it didn't, but....('Sigh') It is what it is I guess.
Shiho suddenly hears the sound of sighing as she looks up to see Lucas looking more bothered than she does right now.
Shiho: Lucas? You look upset, what's wrong? You're not worried about me, are you?
Lucas: I am, yeah, but....well....('Sigh') To be honest with you, I kinda feel the need to find that jerk and punch him.
Shiho: Lucas, I-Wait. (Eyes Widened Again) What!?
Lucas: Kamoshida. I wanna punch him in his dumb face. Like, REALLY hard.
Shiho: (Stares at Lucas for a Few More Seconds Before....).......Pfffft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oho my godhahahahaha!~
Lucas: (Starts Pouting) Shihoooo, stop laughing! I'm being serious here!!
Shiho: (Finally Tries to Calm Herself Down From All the Laughing) Sorry, sorry.....I shouldn't have laugh like that....You're the most serious little guy I know. As well as the cutest~ (Playfully Winks at Lucas)
Lucas: (Crosses his Arms Woth a Single Nod) ('Hmph') That's right!.......Heyyy.
Shiho: (Giggles Some More) It's true, isn't it?~ ('Sighs Relaxingly') But no, seriously this time. (Smiles Softly at Lucas) I'm really happy and thankful for you looking put for me, Lucas, truly. But you don't have to worry about that nasty jerk anytime soon.
Lucas: (Lowers his Arms Down) You sure?
Shiho: (Happily Nodded) Positive. He's been locked up for a long while now, before Ann and I graduated actually. He won't be bothering me for a very long time. (Looks Down at her Hands Before Balling it Up into a Fist and Putting on a More Determined Look on her Face) And I'll make sure it'll stay that way if I have to.
Lucas: (Starts at Shiho For a Brief Second Before Sighing) Okay. But Me, Ann, and the rest of our friends will always be by your side whenever you need us, got it!?
Shiho: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness Before Nodding Again) Right. But let's not dwell on that mess any further for now, shall we? Especially now that I have a special surprise to share~ (Takes Something Out From her Pocket)
Lucas: Ooh really?~ What is it?
Shiho: (Shows Lucas a Silver Ring From Inside the Black Tiny Box She's Holding) Take a look at this.
Lucas: (Struck in Awe at the Ring in Front of Him) Woooooah.......That ring.....It looks so shiny and pretty~
Shiho: It sure does. Makoto-San and I went shopping a while back and I picked this up along the way. (Smiles Down at the Ring) And I'm glad I did. This is the most beautiful, breathtaking ring I have laid my eyes upon.
Lucas: Yeah.....Wait. If you got that ring, then-('GASPS') T-T-Then.....T-That means-
Shiho: (Smiles Brightly) Yep!~ I'm planning on marrying your big sis this year!~ B-But not right now obviously. I'm planning to do so on her birthday, which gives me all the more time I need to prepare myself for the inevitable. Which is why I want you keep this a secret until then, okay?
Lucas: (Quickly Nodded in Agreement) R-Right! Of course! I-I've never been the best at keeping secrets as a whole...(Salutes to Shiho) But I'll do my very best to keep this one under wraps for you, Big Sis! Count on it!
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) You sure will!~ But there's something I wanna ask for you in return.
Lucas: Sure, what is it?
Shiho: (Gently Grab Hold of Lucas' Hand) Lucas, would make us the happiest soon-to-be brides in the world and become our Flower Boy?
Lucas: (Eyes Slowly Starts To Widen Up) Flower Boy?.....(Eyes Starts Sparkling) Me?~
Shiho: (Happily Nodded) Of course. I honestly couldn't think of anyone else more perfect for the role than you, sweet-
Lucas suddenly gets up from his seat.
Shiho: tie?
Lucas looks up that Shiho with now teary eyes in a shaky posture before rushing himself over to give her the biggest hug of his life..
Lucas: YES! YES! Of course I'll be your Flower Boy!~ ('Sniff') I won't mess it up for you all, I swear!!~
Shiho: (Hugs Lucas Back) ('Shh Shh Shh') Hey now, you don't need to worry about all of that.
Lucas: ('Sniff') Are you sure?
Shiho: Positive. We'll rehearsal our roles when the time comes. And I know, in my heart, that you'll become the best Flower Boy that ever live on this planet.
Lucas: ('Sniff') Okay!....('Sniff') I'll do my very best. ('Sniff') I'm so happy for you, Big Shiho! ('Sniff') I love you and Ann so much!~
Shiho: (Starts Tearing Up Herself) We love you, baby~ ('Sniff') Thank you so much~
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Mini Fanfic #1190: Muey Thai Scientist! (KOF X City of Wolves)
6:31 p.m. at Southtown's Local Beach.........
Rock: (Panting Exhaustedly While Sitting Down the Sandy Ground) Okay!......I think......NOW.....Would be.....A perfect time......for the both of us.....to take that break.....Don't you think?.....
Shingo: (Panting his Hands is on his Knees, Bent Down) Yeah.....A break......Sounds FANTASTIC right about now.....(Let's Out an Exhausted Sigh While Finally Sitting Himself Down) Jeeeeeez......I don't think I ever been in a sparring match that intense before........
Rock: Yeah, same here.....(Gives Shingo Proud Smirk on his Face) You were keeping me on my toes from beginning to end there, bud.
Shingo: You think so? (Picks Up a Bottle of Water) I always thought it was the other way around really. (Takes a Drink of his Water) Like, you're almost as fast and unpredictable as both K' and Leona combined the way you moved like that!! I couldn't even catch up with you for a few seconds there.
Rock: Speed has been one of my fortes in combat, not gonna lie. (Takes aDrink of his Bottle of Water) But that obviously pales in comparison to the raw, critical strength you've been hiding under those gloves of yours. Even saw sparks flying from off of them too-
Shingo: (Immediately Sky Rockets Himself Up From his Seat With a Very Surprised Look on his Face) SPARKS!?
Rock: Yeah, it was bright enough to nearly burnt my shoulder there. Not hard to miss really.
Shingo: Is it to me apparently!! Quick! What was the last move I made that you saw sparks showing off from?
Rock: Dokugami I think? Why?
Shingo: (Get into his Battle Stance) I'm about to make a presentation!
Rock: ('Sigh') Just don't hurt yourself, man.
Shingo: I won't. (Takes a Deep Breath Before Balling his Fist Up and Slowly Winds it Back) Doku..............GAMI!
Shingo delivers a strong right hook at the air......With no sparkles appearing.
Shingo: DokuGAMI!
Shingo delivers another strong right hook at the air......Still no sparkles appearing.
Shingo: Do...KUGAMI!!
Shingo delivers yet another strong right hook at the air......Still no sparkles appearing. Yet again.
'Wind Blows'
Shingo: (Frowns and Sighs in Disappointment as He Lowers his Stance) Ah man.....How come it's not coming out? Am I not doing thos right or something?
Rock: (Gets Himself Up From the Ground) No, your positioning has gotten more polish this time around. Maybe it only comes out when you try and hit something?
???????: Perhaps.
The duo looks up to see a girl dyed light pink hair with blue streaks walks out from behind a tall surfboard standing on the sandy ground.
???????: (Fixes Up the Glasses She's Wearing While Forming a Cheeky Grin) Heehee~ Or maybe!~ You may or may not unintentionally used up most of your inner Ki into creating that sparked punch of yours during ypur little sparring match, rendering you into to building it back up again from square one. (Shrugs) Either that or the breeze blew it away. Who's to say?~ (Playfully Sticks her Tongue Out to the Side if her Lips)
Shingo and Rock look at each other for a brief second before turning back to the girl in glasses, confused.
Rock: That's.....one way to put it.....Or two.
Shingo: Yeah. (Raised an Eyebrow at the Girl) Have you....been watching us spar this entire time?
??????: (Happily Nodded) Yep-Yep-Yep!~ I've strolling around the boardwalk of thistown and couldn't help but noticed you two were communicating with your fists and kicks from afar. So, I moasy my way to that surfboard there and hide behind it as I thoroughly examine the match more up close. (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) And can I say that how amazingly structured fighters you are in your own unique style!~ (Turns to Rock) Your cool, swift speed and defense....(Turns to Shingo) Your powerful blows and incrediable endurance and durability. (Sighs While Placing her Gabds On her Chest) Seeing them all play out the way it did was a sight to behold~ Makes me wanna get more better at my own techniques too.
Shingo: (Struck in Awe at the New Girl's Discovery) Woah......You did way more in-depth review of the match than I could even attempted on doing.
Rock: And you're a fellow fighter as well? Color me impressed.
???????: (Smiles Sheepishly While Blushing a Bit) Really? Cuz I tend to nerd out quite a lot when it comes to everything Martial Arts and Ki related. Should probably apologize for that by the way.
Rock: (Chuckles Lightly) Are you kidding? (Points at Shingo Next to Him) My best friend here is the biggest nerd I've ever met in my life! Trust me, you're no trouble to us at all.
Shingo: (Happily Sticks his Hand Out at the New Girl) Salutations, fellow nerd! The name's Shingo Yabuki.
Rock: I'm Rock Howard Bogard. Terry's long time student and now offical wolf cub. His words, not mines.
???????: (Smiles Brightly) Pleased to meet you both The name's Preecha, new around here obviously. I'm part time scientist and Muey Thai artist in training, trained under the great Master Joe, of course!~
Shingo: Nice to meet ya, Preech- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened Along with Rock's) Wait a minute. You said Joe is your master?
Rock: As in, Joe HIGASHI?
Preecha: (Places Both her Hands onto her Hips) The one and only!~ We first met months ago at the Annual Martial Arts Champion's Tournament back in Japan. (Clasps her Hands Together as Her Eyes Starts to Sparkle) I was incredibly amazed by his skills and wind manipulation abilities, so I studied the arts of Muay Thai, did a few trial tests after pestering him into training me for a decent amount of times, and load and behold........
Preecha does turning sweep-like kick, creating a medium, pink and gold colored hurricane, zooming it's way towards a nearby sand castle. Instantly blowing it all away into dusts of sand in the wind once it made contact.
Preecha: (Fixes Up her Glasses Before Forming her Signature Cheeky Grin Once More) I officially became his #1 Pupil ever since.
Shingo: (Eyes Sparkled, Struck in Awe at What He abd Rock Just Saw) No way! Was that a Hurricane Upper you did just now!?
Rock: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit if Confusion) Looks likes it? I always thought you pull it off with only your fist.
Preecha: Originally, yes, but I figured since it has been one of Master's trademark moves, I've decided to my own original spin of the technique: The Cyclone Kick!~ (W.I.P)
????: Rocky! Shingo!
The trio now turn their attention to see Blue Mary making her way towards them.
Mary: Terry says he's waiting for us in front of the ticket booth, so we gotta get a move on- (Suddenly Notices Preecha Standing Next to her Two Boys) Oh, hello there. I take it you're new around these park?
Preecha: (Happily Nodded) Yep-Yep!~ My name's Preecha.
Rock: Turns out she's Joe's #1 pupil.
Mary: (Smiles Brightly) Nice to meet ya, Preech- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened at the Realization) Wait a second. You're a pupil of who now?
Preecha: Master Joe.
Mary: ..............Joe.
Preecha: Yep.
Mary: Higashi.
Preecha: Uh-huh.
Mary: JOE HIGASHI is your master.
Preecha: The one and only!~
Mary: .........Hold that thought. (Takes her Phone Out of her Pants Pocket and Makes a Call)
Preecha: (Turns Back to Rock and Shingo with a Bit of a Confused Look) Is it....really that surprising to see him as my master to you guys?
Shingo: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Uhhh.....Kinda? As strong as he is, he doesn't really seem like the kind of guy who takes the time teach someone something.
Rock: Or take anything seriously for that matter. (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Unless if it involves his relationship with that Lily girl apparently......
Preecha: Master told me so much about her during our break time. I wonder if they'll get married sometime.
Rock: If he narrowly escapes from her brother's wrath maybe.
Meanwhile at the Thailand Sacred Bathhouse
Joe: (Sighs Very Relaxingly as He Walks Out the Men's Locker Room) Man oh man!~ Hwa's wasn't kidding when he says this place us Heaven incarnate. I never wanna leave!
'Phone Buzzing Sound'
Joe: Hm? (Tales his Phone Out of the Pouch Poket From the White Robe He's Wearing Before Answering the Video Chat Call) Yello? The Champion of All Muay Thai speaking~
Mary: (Appears on Screen) Higashi!
Joe: (Smiles Brightly at a Very Familiar Face) Yooo Mary! It's been a while, how you been!?
Mary: Peachy as usual. Now, question: Is it true that you're a full fledged mentor now? With your own student and everything?
Joe: Indeed I am! Been a teach for a while now actually. A pretty surprising challenge at first sure, but it's nothing I CAN'T persevere. (Forms a Cocky Smirk) Pretty Impressive, don'tcha think?
Mary: I guess? It's more surprising if anything.
Joe: What's there to be surprised about? I have just as much qualifications for the teaching gig as your blondie of a boyfriend is back home, you know?
Mary: Dude, you're the most loud and unserious show-off I've ever met, so you'll have to excuse me for being taken aback her-
Joe: Yeah, well, you should color yourself impressed instead. (Points at Himself With Full Confidence) Cuz here on out, I'm the strongest show-off there! Ain't no one's gonna top that!
Mary: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, except Terry.
Joe: ('Scoffs') Please. I can take him and Andy on without trying.
Mary: Okay. What about Billy?
Joe: The same goes for him as well.
Mary: Ooh you sure? Cause I could've SWORN I remembered him putting you in a hospital bed that one time-
Joe: (Comically Glares at Mary) Oh piss off with that, tootz! He only got me by surprise, I'll get my revenge soon enough!
Mary: I doubt it. (Gives Joe a Darkened Glare on Screen) You're gonnato be wind up back in that same exact bed if you ever call me "toots" one more time.
Joe: (Starts Shaking in Fear) R-R-Right. ('Gulp') Noted.
??????: Master!!~
Joe: (Smiles Brightly as He Notices his Star Pupil Waving at Him on his Phone Screen) Heh-hey there, Preecha! Good to finally see ya!
Preecha: (Giggles Softly) Likewise!~ Are you enjoying your R&R day this evening?
Joe: You know it. I never been this more re-energize in a long while, I'll tell ya what! How's your research going along?
Preecha: Spendid!~ I think I've found myself a great discovery after today.
Joe: Sweet! Can't wait to hear all about it-
Spa Assistant: (Walked in) Excuse me, Mr Higashi, but I believe your schedule massage session has just begun.
Joe: (Turns to the Assistant) Already? (Turns Back to the Screen) Uhh O-On second thought, you think you could tell me all about it later? I have some....('Clears Throat') "Business" I need to attend to at the moment.
Preecha: (Giggles Softly) Sure thing, master. Have a nice, fun massage session!~
Joe: (Playfully Rolls his Eyes) Yeah, yeah, I will. (Points at Preecha) And you continue om your training and research of yours, young lady!
Preecha: (Quickly Salutes to her Mentor) Will do, sir! Won't let you down!
Joe: (Proudly Nodded) I know that's right. I believe in you. (Waves Goodbye to Preecha) See ya!
'End Call'
Preecha: ('Sighs Happily') My master is the greatest, isn't he?
Rock: (Rolls his Eyes Again) In the show-off department maybe.
Shingo: (Snickers a Bit by Rock's Remark)
Mary: (Gives Rock a Light Motherly Glare) Rocky. You're not wrong, but be nice to your uncle.
Preecha: (Pouts at Rock) Yeah, that's my master you're bad mouthing he- (Immediately Turns to Mary) H-Hey!
Mary: (Puts her Hand Up to her Face While Puttong on a Sheepish Smile) Just saying it like it is, Kiddo. No harm foul. Bit now that I got your attention, do you maybe wanna join the three of us here on a movie night? The more the merrier.
Preecha: (Smiles Softly) I'd love to, ma'am, but I have more studies I need to work on at the moment. But I'll see you guys again soon enough. Oh and Shingo right?
Shingo: Hm?
Preecha: (Smiles Brightly) I'm sure you'll be able to ignite the brightest of all flames someday. So don't you dare think about giving up just yet, you hear me?
Shingo: (Stares at the New Girl For a Brief Second Before Nodding in Agreement with a Smile on his Face) Loud and clear.
Preecha: Good. (Politely Bows to the Trio) Thanks for your time, byeeeeeeee!~ (Happily Waves Goodbye as She Starts Jogging Ger Way Out of thr Beach)
Mary: (Waves Back at Preecha) Later, kid! Hm. Nice girl. ('Sigh') Still can't believe she's training under Joe of all people.....
Rock: Yeah, but he seems to be doing a decent job of teaching her so far.
Mary: Yeah, I guess......
Shingo looks down at the palm of his habd before slowly and gently balling it up in a fist.
Rock: Shingo?
Shingo: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality Before Turning Back to Rock and Mary) Hm?
Mary: You doing okay there, kiddo?
Shingo: Oh, yeah. I'm doing good. (Smiles Brightly) Great even. That new girl just gave me the boost I need to work myself even harder next time I train. I'm sure my sparks will come out more frequently this time.
Mary: (Happily Wraps her Arm Around Shingo's Shoulder) And we'll be here to help you out every step of the way.
Rock: (Place his Hand on Top of his Best Friend's Head) Just as long as you don't go around overdoing and hurting yourself in the progress.
Mary: (Nodded in Agreement as She and the Boys Finally Begins Walks Out of the Beach Together) That's right. Your family, Saisyuu, and Leona are gonna have themselves a fitting party if they find out you try and do something crazy.
Shingo: (Pouts at his Two Companions in Between Him) What do you guys take me for? Some careless cat in the streets? I'll be careful!
Rock: (Chuckles Lightly) You're more like a reliable puppy if anything. We'll have our eyes on you, bud.
Mary: Count on it!
Shingo: ('Sigh') Fiiiiine.
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Mini Fanfic #1189: The Phantom Princess (Persona 5 X SSBU)
It's a quiet, dark atmosphere in the First Floor of the Mementos, Path of Qimranut, a lanky, shadowy figure wearing an unusual looking mask is walking around the middle of the area unprovoked. Little does he knows, a half of the band of Phantom Thieves are currently hiding in the shadows alongside their newest recruit.
Joker: (Takes a Look at the Main Target While Hiding Behind one of The Tall Pillars Before Communicating on the Ear Piece) Okay, everyone's in position?
Panther: Yep.
Skull: You got it.
Queen: We're ready when you are, Joker.
Joker: (Simply Nodded) Good, good. How are you doing over there, your highness? (Forms a Sly Smirk on his Face) Or should I say.....Ms. Rosetté~
Peach: (Hiding Behind One of the Pillars in the Mid Far Right, Wearing Her Newly Dashing Thief Costume) A little shaky, b-but I'm doing fine for the most part, dear!
Skull: You're still having cold feet, aren't ya?
Peach: ('Sighs in Defeat') I am. This is my very first mission as a Phantom Thief. The last thing I want to do is mess it up for all of you.
Queen: (Gives the Princess a Reassuring Smile) I know this seems scary now, but we know you have what it takes to do this. You just need to stay calm, be vigilant, and remember everything we taught you up to this point.
Panther: (Smiles Brightly) Exactly. And if you just so happen to be stuck in a jam of any way, we'll swoop right in for the save, and that shadow up for you in a heart beat. No one's gonna mess with our Princess Mom and lives to see the light of day.
Skull: We got your back 105%, Rosetté!
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness as She Wipes Away a Single Tear Falling Down her Eyes) ('Sniff') You kids are such the sweetest in the world~ (Puts on a More Determined Look on her Face) Okay, I'm ready now.
Joker: (Proud Smirk on his Face) Good. Now go out there and show 'em what you got.
Peach: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Right!
Rosetté quickly blends herself into every available shadows and hiding spots she sees while following behind the masked shadowy figure unnoticed. Seconds of waiting later, a golden opportunity shines upon her masked, gorgeous face as she leaps over towards her target's back and proceeds to climb onto the back of it's shoulders, preparing for her next move.
Peach: (Takes a Deep Breath) Okay. Just like we practice. ('Clears Throat') Now, it's time for you.....
The shadowy figure looks up at the source of the suddenly voice alerting his ears. Only for it Starr screaming in excruciating pain as it's mask gets viciously ripped off from it's face by none other than the one amd only Lady Rosetté.
Peach: To show us your TRUE FORM!!
Joker: And that's our cue to attack. (Leaves Out of his Hiding Spot) Let's go, team!
Thieves: Right! (Nodded in Agreement as They Follow Pursuit)
Rosetté: (Eyes Widened in Surprise by What She Just Did) I did it.....I've unmasked a shadow....(Forms a Bright Smile) On my very first try. (Pumps her Fists Up in the Air in Rejoice) I REALLY DO HAVE WHAT TAKES TO BE A PHANTOM THIE- Huh?
Rosetté suddenly felt the shadowy figure transforming into a muscle-built monstrosity, picking her up off his back, and then proceed to yeets her away from him as hard as it could.
Peach let's out a scream of fear and distress as she soars off, until her leader rushes in to save her from her potential doom.
Joker: I gotcha, Rosetté!! (Catches The Phantom Princess in the Neck of Time, Sliding Himself on the Concrete Floor on the Side Before Stopping and Getting Himself Back Up) ('Sigh') You okay?
Rosetté: (Eyes Are Sparkle While Hugging Joker in his His Arms) My hero!~ Thank you so much~ (Kiss Joker on the Cheek) Are you okay? You didn't hurt yourself trying to catch me, did you?
Joker: (Gives his Newest Recruit a Reassuring Smirk on his Face) Nah. I've gone through way more naiser slides than that one. I'll be fine.
Rosetté: ('Sighs in a Bit of Relief') If you say so.....Just try and be more careful for now on, okay?
Joker: Will do.
Panther: Hey! Uh.....
The duo turns to see Panther looking at them while her and the other fighting an enraged shadow monster.
Panther: Hate to break up a nice, wholesome moment here, but do you guys mind helping us out here!!?
Joker/Rosetté: Coming!
Joker: (Looks Down at the Princess Mom) You really to get some payback?
Rosetté: (Happily Nodded to Joker, Going Back to her Determined Look) More than anything. (Rise Her Fist Up at the Shadow Monster) PERSONA!!
Joker: (Snickers a Bit) You don't have a Persona, remember?
Rosetté: (Giggles a Bit) I know~ I've always wanted to say that.
And so, the two unlikely duo finally joins I'm on the mayhem. The monster itself wasn't nearly as difficult to deal with compared to all the other enemies they've faced in the past, but it did give them a fair enough challenge, especially now that their new recruit is in the picture Persona-Less.
But eventually, once it's finally weak on both it's knees, the Phantom Thieves wasted no time showing no mercy as they deliver an All-Out Attack. As it comes to a close, Rosetté elegantly spins her way forward and does a flashy pose as the shadowy monster is now vanquished.
Rosetté: Show's Over!~
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Few Minutes of Shadow Hunting Later, at the LeBlanc Café.........
Ryuji: (Happily Walks Out of the Dimension Along with the Others) Ah dude! We gotta go fight those shadows again sometime. That was AWESOME!
Ann: (Smiles Brightly at Ryuji) Right?~ I never felt that much thrill and adrenaline in a very long time!~
Futuba: (Happily Waves at the Grioup While Seating at the Lounge with Sojiro) Hiya, folks!~
Morgana/Lavenza: (Happily Waves at Everyone as Well) Hi!~
Sojiro: How goes your very first Phantom Thieves Adventure of the year?
Ren: (Happily Shrugs) Gotten a bit rusty here and there, but I think our comeback went out pretty well all things considered. (Turns to Peach) Mostly thanks to our newest member in training.
Ryuji/Ann: (Presents Peach to Everyone with Red Confetti and Jazz Hands) Lady Rosettè!~
Peach: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Oho you two!~
Morgana: (Walks By With a Broom and Dust Pin in his Hands as He Sweep the Confetti Away in a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Fancy presentation you did there....
Ryuji: (Grins Proudly) Thank you~
Ann: (Smiles Brightly) We rehearsed it at least three times already~
Morgana: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) It definitely shows. (Walks Away) Dorks.
Ryuji/Ann: Yes it-HEY!
Lavenza: (Turns to Peach) So did you have yourself a good time in the Mementos tonight, Momma Peach?
Peach: (Happily Nodded) Indeed I have. It was a scary experience at first, but I've gotten hang of the Phantom Thievery after a few floors later. At...least I hope I did.
Makoto: (Smiles Softly) You've managed to hold your own until it was all over, your highness. You should be more proud of the effort you've made tonight.
Ren: Yeah, and all the poses you've made along the way...(Does a Chef's Kiss) Fantastic!~ It's like you're a natural born model or something.
Peach: (Giggles Sheepishly) I wouldn't exactly call myself THAT good of a model~ I just saw how nice and flashy your poses are that I just added my own flare and style into mines. ('Sigh') But really though, I'm glad I had the chance to do this sort of thing in general. (Happily Pulls the Phantom into a Group Hug) Thank you all so much for making me part of the Phantoms Thieves!~
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) Well, thank you for convincing us to do this again in the first place. This is a lot more fun when the whole world isn't in steak for once. We should do this again sometime.
Futuba: And have me tag me with you guys along too! (Starts Pouting) When I don't have any crummy homework to do.
Ren: (Walks to Futuba Along with Ryuji and Ann) Still having trouble with that algebra assignment there, sis?
Futuba: ('Sigh') Somewhat. It was going fairly smoothly at first 'till I got stuck in these types of questions. (Points to Where the Unanswered Questions Are)
Ann: (Takes a Look at the Homework in Question Along with Ryuji) Hm.....Yeeeup. Those are some complicating looking algebra problems alright.
Ryuji: Just like how we remembered them looking back in the good ol' days. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) Fortunately for you, you goot three veterans to help you out.
Ann: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm~
Futuba: Ren, definitely. (Points at Both Ryuji and Ann) You two. (Shakes her Hand Side to Side a Little) Ehhh.
Ryuji: (Eyes Widened in Disbelief) The hell you mean "Ehhh"? We're smart!
Ann: (Pouts at Futuba) Yeah! I mean, Ryuji I get completely, but I can be super intelligent when I want to be!
Ryuji: (Glares at Ann) Oh that's rich coming from a girl who barely passed Science Class.
Ann: (Rolls her Eyes) Better to struggle with one class than struggle almost all of the others. (Smirks at Ryuji) Almost like a certain punk I know in this room.
Ryuji: Hey, at least I graduated !!
Ann: Lovely. So did I.
Sojiro: (Does Three Hand Claps) Alright, break it up, you two. You're too old now to be arguing in this public establishment.
Ren: (Crosses his Arms) Couldn't have said it any better myself. (Smirks Smugly at his Two Best Friends) Besides, I clearly trumped you two in terms of book smarts alone. Did you forget who was one of the Straight A students Shujin High has to offer?
Ann: (Gives Ren a Deadpinned Look on her Face Along with Ryuji) How could we?
Ryuji: You never shut up about it when report cards came in.
Ren: That's right! Cause I'm a genius through and through.
Sojiro: (Raises an Eyebrow at Ren) Really? Then how come you always asked me to help you do your own homework after school?
Morgana: (Raises an Eyebrow as Well) And have me give you the answers in class without getting caught?
Lavenza: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) You know, I did remember you borrowing my Book of All Knowledge on a few occasions.....
Futuba: Wait, didn't you asked me to help you cheat that one ti-
Ren: Okay! So maybe I did have a few help along the way!.....But I'm still the smartest in the room.
Ann/Ryuji: (Coming Glares at Ren) OH BULL!
Everyone begins to argue among each other while Makoto and Peach watches in the background.
Makoto: (Facepalms Herself While Sighing) The nerve of that boy.....He's not even the Top 20 Smartest Student in the entire school.
Peach: (Giggles a Bit) At least he came a long way to get to where he is now, right?
Makoto: (Stares at her Boyfriend Before Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah. (Frowns a Bit Before Turning Back to Peach) Hey, your majesty, do you mind if I talk to you for a bit? In private? I-If you don't mind that is.
Peach: (Starts Getting a Bit Concerned Once She Sees the Look on Makoto's Face) No, not at all. Let's go over here. (Gently Grab Hold of Makoto's Hand and Takes Her to One of the Far Away Tables) You know, I've been noticing something's been bothering you since we came inside the Mementos.
Makoto: Is that so? (Gently Scratching the Side of her Cheek) Was it....really that obvious?
Peach: I wouldn't say that's the case completely. It's just Motherly Instincts being as precise as ever is all. (Sits Next to Makoto On the Same Side of the Table) Now tell Momma Peach what you wanna tell her. Take as much time to do so if you like.
Makoto: Thank you. Well....U-Um......Before I tell you anything, I-I wanna show you something first! (Takes her Phone Out From her Pocket) Sorry in advance.
Peach: Baby, don't apologize. Show me.
Makoto shows Peach a picture of a beautiful golden ring with the word "Love~" written on the front, sitting comfortably inside the opened small black box.
Peach: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle at the Picture in Question) My gosh~ That ring looks so pretty~ Beautiful even~
Makoto: (Smiles Softly at the Picture as Well) I couldn't agree more. I brought it at a jewelry show Shiho-San and I went to a while back. This ring represents a strong, graceful bond between two lovers. It helps reassure them that no matter how much the world around them will keep changing, for better, for worse, you'll always stick together through and through
Peach: (Hearts Begins to Melt as She Wipes a Tear Off of her Eyes) ('Sniff') That has to be one of the most sweetest things I have ever heard~ ('Sniff') And the ring itself is absolutely perfect for a wedd- (Eyes Suddenly Begins Widened at the Realization) ('GASPS') WAIIT! I-Is This....What I think this means?~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly) You guessed right. I.....Am going to ask Ren Amimaya's hand in marriage some day.
Peach: (Happily Squeals as She Pulls Makoto's into a Loving Hug) Oh my goodness graciooooous!~ Words cannot express how happy I am for youuuuuu!~
Makoto: (Giggles Some More) I can't thank you enough~
Peach: Mm~ ('Gasps') And now you're getting nervous about proposing to him someday, are you?
Makoto: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Wow. Your Motherly Instincts are really on point tonight. ('Sigh') But yes....I've kinda been a nervous wreck about it as of recent. Proposals are the most sacred of all gestures and the fact I'm sitting fretting over possibilities of me messing this up somehow shows how.....weak in the knees I'm becoming in retrospect.
Peach: (Gently Place her Hand on Makoto's Shoulder) Hey now. There's nothing wrong with being nervous about this sort of thing. It happens to everyone, no matter how much in love they truly are. (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) And I know full well how head over heels you feel about that boy, huh?
Makoto: (Let's Out an Exhausted Sigh) Ohhhh you have no idea!~ He always drives me absolutely crazy with his cute smile, his bright eyes, fluffy curly hair, his recklessness, his troublemaking attitude, his fierce determination, his passion, and his overall sweetness and care. (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) I love him so much, Momma Peach. ('Sniff') I wanna be with him forever and ever and ever~
Peach: (Hugs Makoto Again) I know you do, sweetheart. You two are going to be the most wonderful newly wed couple this city and our world will ever see. But you don't have to rush in and do this if you feel scared or not ready. Just take all the time you need to ease your mind and build up your courage. Then, when the opportunity is just right, seized it and show that young man just how much you love and adore him with that gorgeous ring of yours!
Makoto: (Sighs a Bit While Wiping her Tears Away) Right. I'll stick to that plan until I'm completely ready. I made it this far and I'll be DAMNED if I'm going to stop and back out now!
Peach: (Smiles Very Proudly and Brightly) That's the spirit!!~ I'm rooting for you 100%!~ Annnnd if you do managed to put that ring on his finger, let me know and I will work as hard as I can make your beautiful wedding day come to reality, no questions asked.
Makoto: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness as She Hugs Peach Back) Thank you so much, your highness. You really are a great mom.
Peach: (Smiles Brightly) I only do my very best for my family, dear~
Ryuji: Yo, Princess Mom! You got yourself a special company!!
?????: Hello!
Peach: (Gasps Happily Once She Easily Recognizes that Voice) Mario!~ (Turns to Makoto)
Makoto: (Giggles Again) Don't worry, I'm fine now. Go ahead.
Peach: If you say so. Take care, sweetie. (Gives Makoto a Quick Peck on the Side of her Head Before Rushing Herself Over to her Teddy Bear) I'm coming, babyyy!~
Mario: (Eyes Widened in Awe at What his Princess is Wearing While Blushing) Peach..... is that really you?
Peach: (Giggles Softly as She Picks Mario Up, Twirls Him Around, and Hugs Him) The one and only!~ I'm an official Phantom Thief now, Codename: Lady Rosettè!~ You like?~
Mario: Times infinity. ('Sighs') Mama Mia, Peach. First the Swordfighter costume and now THIS!? Are you trying to make look like a tomato?
Peach: That's the plan!~ (Smirks Playfully) And I do say that it is working like a charm thus far. So there's no way I'm gonna stop now!~ (Kisses Mario on the Cheek)
Mario: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Peach's Affections) Peheheheach!~ Not in public!~ Mr. Sojiro has a café business to run remember!?~
Sojiro: (Chuckles Lightly Along With Everyone Else Watching) Nah, not a lot of people come to this time of hour on a Monday, you're good. Keep kissing away, your highness.
Peach: (Happily Salutes to Sojiro) Will do!~ (Looks Down at Mario with a Seductive Smirk) Come to Mama Peach, dear~ (Continues Kissing her Man)
Makoto: (Giggles Softly at the Adorable Scene in Front of Her)
Ren: (Walks Over to Makoto's Table) Yo Queen. You're doing good over there.
Makoto: (Smiles a Bit at her Boyfriend) Yeah. Peach and I were talking about fashion related topics is all. (Turns to Mario and Peach) I take it you guys called Mr. Mario over here.
Ren: Yep. He was supposed to help Futuba with her homework. (Casually Shrugs) Buuuut we figured we show how 'im what our newest recruit look first. Pretty sure that's what she wanted to do this whole time.
Makoto: (Nodded in Agreement) Oh definitely. She couldn't even held her excitement of doing so for that long when she first wore that attire.
Ren: Yep. Hey, Makoto?
Makoto: Hm?
Ren: (Gives his Girlfriend a Loving Hug) I love you~ Sorry i never got the chance to tell you that up until now.
Makoto: (Heart Starts Melting Agaij as She Happily Hugs Ren Back) Oh don't worry about it. It was a busy day for all of us tonight, it happens. Buuuut~ If you really wanna make it up to me.....(Starts Snuggling onto Ren's Embrace) You could indulge me with a mini Cuddle Session here~
Ren: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) Really? In a public establishment?
Makoto: (Playfully Pouts at her Joker) Oh please. Not a lot customers come here in a monday night. Plus, I'm really tired from all that running and shadow killing we did earlier. I earned this.
Ren: ('Sigh') Whatever you say, dear.
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Mini Fanfic #1188: A Chance For Romance? (SSBU X Darkstalkers)
12:16 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Living Room.......
Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) You got DIGITS!?
Chun-Li: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) FROM MORRIGAN OF ALL PEOPLE!!?
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Indeed I have! All this time I thought I would never that girl again. (Chuckles Wholeheartedly) But look at lady-luck finally handin' me a bone for once today!
Samus: (Raises an Eyebrow) Finally?
Cloud: The tow truck took De's Wheelie Cycle away earlier.
Dedede: And it was all AFTER it broke down on me in the middle of road. AGAIN!
Samus: Seriously? That's like the third time that happened this week
Luigi: You think it may be time for you to get a new motorcycle at some point? I heard they're more cheaper these days.
Dedede: ('Sigh') I might as well do so at this point. (Casually Shrugs) But it's no biggie'. (Went Back to Grinning Again) As soon as I get me a new ride, I'll be taking my potential honey to all sorts of places, satisfaction guaranteed~ (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh)
Everyone: ('Sighs in Concern')
Dedede: Ah come on! Don't be sighing like that, y'all! I've been through crazier dates before and I've made all of out unscathed!
Daisy: Yeah. Mostly thanks to us saving your hide!
Dedede: (Turns to Daisy) Girl, what you talkin' about?
Daisy: Remember the time you dated some pirate girl named Syrup?
Flashback
Syrup: (Place her Hands under a Tied UpDedede's With a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Now~ Tell me more about your kingdomnd riches~ (Uses her Sword to Poke Dedede in the Stomach) Or you walk the plank.
Dedede looks down at the ocean him and the plank were hovering filled with sharks circling around amd jump up and dpwn from the area, before screaming for his life while the captain herself let's out an elegant laugh until Daisy German Suplexed her from behind, letting out a vicious battle cry.
Luigi: (Coming Out of Nowhere, Delivering the Countdown and Slamming his Hand Down on the Ship's Boardwalk While Wearing a Referee Shirt) One, Two, THREE!
End of Flashback
Dedede: ('Sighs a Bit Dreamingly') Yeah, that lady was smokin' hot for a good for nothin' pirate captain~
Daisy: DE!
Dedede: What!? I said Good For Nothin' Pirate Captain! Y'all hearing aid ain't working or something?
Samus: ('Sigh') Moving on, there's also that time with the witch.
Another Flashback
Grutilda: (Riding on her Magical Broom While Dragging a Tied Up Dedede on the Streets Along with Her) The only thing that will satisfy this uneventful date time, is taking this fat bird's wealth and prime! AHHHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!~
Samus: You're primeless ass is about get subdued if you don't get back here with our De!! (Angrily Chases the Witch Behind on Foot Along with Chun-Li, Banjo & Kazooie)
End of Flashback
Dedede: The witch bitch was crazy, but her rhyming game was top-notch, ain't gonna lie to ya.
Samus: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, for the first five minutes. It started getting real annoying after that.....
Cloud: Let's not forget about the aftermath of the date you had with that crazy surgeon.
Dedede: ('Sigh') Don't remind me......
Yet Another Flashback
Dedede: (Starts Waking Up) ...Huh? W-What the-(Frantically Looking Around in the Dark While Laying his Back on Something Metal and Strapping him Up Tightly) Who turned off all the lights?
??????: Oh. You're finally awake.
As the lights turn on revealing the room to be some rundown apartment, the former king of Dreamland looks up to see a woman with blue hair, wearing a nurse outfit and an eyepatch, with the name "Nurse Valentine" staring down at him seductive yet very dangerously, giving him the perfect cue to scream in horror.
Valentine: Now~ Tell me where it hurts-
Before the nurse could do anything, Tifa suddenly comes out of nowhere and punch her straight across her face hard enough to send her flying toward the other side of the room right before tackling her afterwards.
Cloud: (Rushes in and Looks Down at Dedede) De! You all right?
Dedede: (Shaking in Fear) I-I-I don't know, maybe!? Check to see if my body is still in one piece- (Suddenly Felt Cloud Punching his Leg) Ow!
Cloud: You felt that?
Dedede: (Glares at Cloud) Hell yeah I did! ('Sigh') I swear. Y'all soldiers punch too hard......
Cloud: Hey! (Points at Dedede) That's EX-Solider to you, ex-king.
Dedede: Soldier, Ex-Solider, who gives a shit? Just get me outta here before that crazy nurse come-
Tifa: (Punching the Daylights Out of Valentine in the Background) Don't. You. EVER. Kidnap. Our. King. And. Friend. Again. YOU HEAR ME!?
Dedede: (Eyes Widened at the Sound of Those Punches) .......Tif molly-whopping her ass, isn't she?
Cloud: Yep. (Starts Taking the Strap Covers Off of Dedede) She's been worried sick, you know?
Dedede: Uh-huh. Remind me to never piss her off again........
End of Flashback
Dedede: Her crazy ass gives every medical team in the globe a bad name......(Still Notices the Worried Looks on Everyone's Faces Before Sighing Again) Okay, listen, I know my dates gotten a lot more insane than usual, but Morrigan doesn't seem all that bad to me, at least in comparison to those wacky nutjobs that's for sure.....(Turns to Chun-Li) Chun, you had history with her before before, right? Has she does anything sinister under you watch? You know, besides doing all those succubus activities you mentioned?
Chun-Li: (Crosses her Arms While Reminiscing on the Past) No, actually. Despite her troublesome tendencies, she has proven herself to be a trusted ally countless times again. (Rolls her Eyes a Bit) Especially during those worlds hopping fiascos we kept getting dragged into.......
Samus: (Turns to her Girlfriend with an Impressed Smirk on her Face) Ah is that right?~ How crazy are we talking here? World ending crazy or the more random side?
Chun-Li: ('Sigh') Both. We were tasked to find the Portalstone and return it back to it's rightful owners which that, in it of itself, sounds a whole lot easier said than done in retrospect, but I digress for now. (Frowns a Bit a Dedede) Are you really sure you wanna go through with this ordeal, De? There's no telling what lies ahead for you two going forward.
Dedede: Yeah, it's a tall, risk making order go through for sure, but I think I'll be more prepared for whatever happens this time around, you know? So yeah, I'm sure. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) I was gonna ask y'all to keep looking out for me if you want, but now I feel bad for dragging y'all into my crazy love life in the first place.
Daisy: (Happily Hugs Dedede Along With Everyone Else in the Room, Minus Cloud who is only Patting the atop of his Head) Nah, don't worry about all of that, you big lug. We're a family. We always got your back whether you ask for it or not.
Luigi: You have any when you're to text her? The Dine-in is about to close in the next few minutes or so.
Dedede: I'll text her a little later. I'm certain she already has a busy schedule in her hands knowing her profession.
Meanwhile at the Koop's Hot Springs
Morrigan: (Sighs Very Relaxingly as She Sits Down on Soothing Hot Tub) Finally~ Free from work at laaast~
Lilith: (Sighs While Sitting in Fron of her Older Sister) Sis, you've only worked in that place for five to six hours. It's couldn't be that long.
Morrigan: You don't know what it's like in there, Lili. The pestering customers, the grumpy, rude mannered manager yelling at your ear all morning, the excruciating pain you feel when you have to stand and walk around while you work for those amount of hours......
Lilith: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on her Face) No one told you to wore those new heels of your all morning, Morrigan.
Morrigan: (Pouts at Lilith) But they look marvelous on me!~ I would do them a terrible disservice if I didn't have them on me today!
Lilith: Then wear them for an occasions then if you love 'em so much! It saves both of us the trouble.....
Morrigan: I'll wear them whenever I feel like wearing them, thank you!~
Lilith: (Rolls her Eyes) Still don't see how I'm supposed to be the immature one of this nutty family, but go off I guess.
Morrigan: Go off I shall! (Smiles Brightly) Especially now that I have brand new gentleman I may have fallen head over heels over!~
Lilith: (Eyes Widened) Already? What happened to that rich guy you were dating last year?
Morrigan: Who? Vega? (Turns Away) ('Ugh') I've long since been over him. Far too narcissistic for my liking and well being.
Lilith: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Good. I never liked that creep from the beginning. He wouldn't stop seducing me and the other ladies whenever you're not around in the same area.
Morrigan: (Raises an Eyebrow) Is that right? Remind me to take care of him personally when we cross paths again.
Lilith: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) No need for that, sis~ I've kicked him in the jewels so hard that his eyes popped out. He won't be bothering for very long time~
Morrigan: (Smirks Proudly at her Little Sister) Good girl.
Lilith: Thank you!~ Now who's the lucky guy you're into now?
Morrigan: Dedede, the Ex-King Of Dreamland~
Lilith: (Eyes Widened at the Realization) ('Gasps') You that blue penguin guy in the Smash Family!?
Morrigan: The very same~ ('Sighs Dreamingly') Such a wonderful man he was, Lili~ He's handsome looking, hilarious, quite the charmer, his hair looks almost as gorgeous as mines, on the chubby side, but I don't mind one bit. In fact, I've started to gain an apperication for all things round and chunky these days~
Lilith: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Round and chunky~
Lilith smiles fondly as she daydreams about two of her romantic partners, Daisy and Luigi, seductively hip bumping one aother, showing off their big, round, plumpy rears while giggles respectively before reality starts coming back to her back to her like a boomerang
Lilith: (Quickly Shakes her Head Before Coming Back to the Topic at Hand) S-So Uh..('Clears Throat') You guys are gonna go on a date at some point?
Morrigan: I hope and believe so. It's our second time seeing each other in person though, so I think it would be in our best interest to take our newly found connection slow for the time being, no?
Lilith: (Forms a Teasing Smirk) Morrigan Aensland taking things slow for once? Biggest surprise I've seen in the New Years yet~
Morrigan: (Smirks Back at her Little Sister) Says the young woman in front of me who did with a plumber and a princess on the nice she first laid her eyes upon them~
Lilith: (Immediately Pouts at Morrigan) I've been coped up in our mansion for years now, SUE ME!! (Turns Away and Crosses her Arms While Blushing) Besides, it's not my fault they're both so cute, sweet, and sexy.....
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) You are such a mess Lilith, you know that?~
Lilith: (Comically Glares at Morrigan) TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, HUSSY!
Morrigan: (Giggles Some More) Okay, okay, calm down already. We're supposed to be here to relax, remember?
Lilith: ('Sigh') Yeah, yeah....Let's get this R&R session over with so you can head back home and text your future boyfriend all day.
Morrigan: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds like a plan!~
Few Minutes Later
Dedede: Yo!
Dedede: Wanted to let you know its me textin' u
Dedede: De•De•De!✌
Morrigan: Hello, my darling King!~ 👑
Dedede: U mean former king, right?
Dedede: Cuz I still don't have my castle back.
Dedede: Or my Wheelie Cycle....
Morrigan: I know what you mean, you poor thing lol
Morrigan: Doesn't matter to me that you're royalty or not
Morrigan: You'll always be a King to me, my dear~ 😘
Dedede: .........Damn
Dedede: Not even a minute goes by and u making me blush already!?
Dedede: Has to be new record or somethin lol
Morrigan: Lmao I'm so happy I made you feel that way, darng!
Morrigan: Because from here on out, I'm going to do everything in my power to spoil you to the rotteness of all cords~
Morrigan: Figuratively of course 😉
Dedede: Well, bring it on then, little lady~
Dedede: I've been eating more sweets than a fat kid lovin' cake, I can take you on!
Morrigan: Challenge Accepted, Dear~ 😘 😘
............................................................................
Cloud: (Notices the Text Messages on De's Phone) Feelingmore adventurous today, aren't we, De?
Dedede: (Casually Shrugs) I'll take what I can handle. Now hush and let me text my potential woman in peace.
Cloud: Whatever. (Went Back to Watching TV)
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Mini Fanfic #1187: Igniting Rocket Punches Features (Sonic X Crash X Persona 5)
12:54 p.m. at Tails' Workshop..........
Tails: Okay! (Walks Over to Omega, Sitting Next to Coco on the Lab Table, Bringing his Clipboard with Him) After carefully looking over every bits and features of your body parts, I'm happy to say that you're more than qualified for those Rocket Fists you requested.
Coco: (Smiles Brightly) Modified and will be put together by yours truly of course!~ (Pars on Omega's Shoulder) Bet that made you pretty excited right now, huh Big Guy?
Omega: My excitement has never been become immeasurable for a long period of time. (Turns to the Duo) Permission to use it for a test run after the modification are in full completion?
Tails: (Smiles Brightly) Permission granted!~ We just gotta find ourselves an open area for a training ground.
Omega: I have already found the area!
Tails: Oh, already? What it looks like-
Omega shows Tails and Coco a picture of Dr. Eggman's lair on his holographic transmitter.
Coco: That.....Looks awfully like Eggman's place, big guy.
Omega: Correct.
Tails: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) You wanna use those Rocket Fists on him, don't you?
Omega: .......Correct.
Tails: ('Sigh') I thought so.
Coco: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Yeah.... What makes you wanna do that exactly? I know he's evil and all, but didn't he also created you at one point.
Omega: Yes, he has created me in the past. (Scowls and Crosses his in Anger) And never bothered to put into great usesince then.
Tails: Eggman locked him inside a storage room for months on end. Had a vendetta against Jim ever since.
Coco: (Starts Huffing and Puffing into a Pout) ('Hmph') Well, I don't blame ya then. (Jump her Off of the Table She was Sitting at) What kind of bozo would keep one of his greatest looking inventions under wraps?
Omega: An Egghead Bozo who will be in a perfectly structured punching range the moment we see each other face to face.
Tails: You need any backup? Just in case things go south.
Coco: (Leans Herself Over to Omega with Bright Smile) We're pretty good with playing support aid and improvising~ (Rapidly Blinks her Eyes at the Robot)
Omega: (Crosses his Arms While Thinking) The possibility of me having difficulties dealing with Eggman would be 90% unlucky...(Simply Shrugs a Bit) But I suppose having a younger, more intelligent couple like you two as backup would not be the worst idea imaginable.
Coco: Yeah, relax! We got this under cont- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened Along with Tails) Wait, W-WHAT DID YOU CALLED US JUST NOW!?
Omega: (Tilt his Head a Bit in Confusion) ........Younger, intelligent?
Tails: AFTER all of that.
Omega: ..........Couple?
Tails: That's the one.
Coco: Omega, who told you that we were a couple?
Flashback to New Donk City
Sonic: (Sitting on an Outdoor Café Table with Omega, Lounging Around on his Chair) Yeahhhhhh, Tails couldn't join us this time of year. (Forms a Playful Smirk on his face) He's spending some quality time with his little girlfriend back at her island for the holidays~
Omega: (Looks Up at Sonic While Holding Up a Newspaper in Front of Him) Tails has a romantic partner this entire time?
Sonic: Not officially. Buuuuuuuuut considering how extremely close the two are, I am definitely positive that it's the case by now.
Omega: Hm. (Went Back to Reading his News Article) Good for them.
Back to the Present
Tails: I'mma kill him. (About to Storm Out Before Coco Was Able to Stop Him in Millisecond)
Coco: (Gently Grabs Hold of Tails' Shoulder and Massages It to Help Calm Him Down) Easy there, bud. There's no need to get upset. We'll get back at him eventually. (Looks Back at Omega) Omega, Tails and I aren't a couple.
Omega: (Raises an Eyebrow) Is that so? Then why are you two, as Sonic previously stated, "extremely close"?
Tails: ('Sigh') It's because we've been best friends since the very first day we meet each other. And sure, we may HAVE talked about a possible scenario of us being a thing or whatever, but we ultimately decided against the idea and remind as we are for now, besties.
Coco: (Happily Hugs Tails) And I'm happy for that, cause Tails is the very first friend I've ever made out of the island and I'll always love him with all my heart~
Tails: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as He Hugs Coco Back) I'll always love you too, Coco!~ (Notices Omega's Hand is About to Rise Up Before Stopping Him) Upupup! Before you say ANYTHING, friends are allowed to say "I love you" to one another in a platonic sense.
Omega: Platonic sense?
Coco: Yep! Meaning nothing romantic at all, big guy!
Omega: (Starts Tapping on his Non Existent Chin) I see. Hold that thought. (Actives his Transmitting Signal on the Side of his Headvto Make a Quick Call)
Meanwhile at Shujin Academy's Classroom......
Futuba: lReading Through a Book While Sittong at her Desk) Come onnnnnn......The answer have to be here somewhere! I can't turn in an incomplete homework sheet without-(Immediately Geys Startled a Bit by the Ringtone of her Phone on her Desk)
We All Danced in Fire~ Trapped in This Machineeeee~
Futuba: (Looks Down to See the Name of the Caller) Omega-kun?
Female Student: (Forms a Teasing Smirk at Futuba) What's the matter, four-eyes?~ Afraid of a little Rock music?~ (Starts Laughing Along with her Peers)
Futuba: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes) I'm not afraid of anything, PAULA. My phone just took me by surprise is all.
Paula: Well, you better get of it soon before the teacher gets here. Or did you forget how the school rules work already, shut in?~ (Continues Laughing)
Futuba: ('Sigh') Whatever. (Answers the Call) Heyyyy, Big Guy~ Listen, could you try and call me after school? Lunch is about to be over in a few minutes and-
Omega: (On the Other Line) I am fortunate to have you as my best friend and will forever love you dearly for it. That is all.
'Call Ends'
Futuba Sakura is already in tears as she place her hand onto her chest, creating a short screeching like sound.
Paula: (Groans While Rolling her Eyes) ('Ugh') Weirdo.
Back at the Workshop
'Door Opens'
Wave: I'm heeere.
Tails: (Turns to His Swallow Friend, Walking in) Hey, Wave!
Coco: We almost considered on looking for you, girl. Where've you been?
Wave: I was just finishing up doing what I usually do on a basis: research, organizing work plans, keeping the boys in line, watching someone- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened at What She Was Aboutbto Say) I-I mean! Uh....Watching.....something intriguing from afar. Yeah. ('Clears Throat') That's what I meant to say.
Coco: Really? (Raises an Eyebrow at Wave in Suspicious Along with Tails) Cause I could've SWORN that you said someone. (Turns to Her Best Friend) Don't you think so too, Tails?
Tails: Why, yes I certainly do, Coco. (Turns Back to Wave) Could it be that you have been trying to ask someone out......
Coco: (Leans Over to Wave Along with Tails While Mischievously Smirking at Her) On a date?~
Wave: (Turns Away While Blushing) N-N-No! And even if I did, which I DON'T by the way, why would you squirts care?
Tails: (Casually Shrugs) Cuz we're curious.
Coco: (Crosses her Arms) And we wanna get you back for all the teasings you've made on us thus far. I.E.
Tails/Coco: Karma. (Gives Each Other Hi-Fives)
Wave: (Groans While Rolling her Eyes) Whatever! I don't have any energy or patience to deal with you nosy brats today.....(Notices the Red Robot in her View Before Walking Towards Him) Hello~ What do we have here? (Turns Back to the Duo) You two made this?
Tails: No, not exactly. This one of Eggman's robots, E-123 Omega-
Omega: THE ULTIMATE E-SERIES ROBOT!!
Tails: (Puts on his Deadpinned Look Again) Yeah. What he said.
Coco: We were about give him these sweet Rocket Fists upgrades.
Omega: A perfect arsenal for me to use hit on the doctor with great precision.
Wave: Waitwaitwait. Time out. You're telling you're gonna use those things to punch Eggman of all people?
Omega: (Turns to Wave) That is exactly what I just said, yes.
Wave: ..........Well, screw it. Sign me up.
One Upgrade Surgery Later, Outside of Dr. Eggman's Lair.......
'Knock Knock Knock'
.
.
.'Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock'
Eggman: (From the Inside) I'm coming, I'm coming! Sheesh....Can't anyone use the God fo saken doorbell like a normal, less irritating person in society?
'Door Opens'
Eggman: Yes, yes. What is it you want? Omega?
Omega: (Standing in Front of Eggman's Doorway with the Tech Trio Hiding Behind Him) Knock Knock.
Eggman: Uhh.....Who's....there?
Omega: (Points at the Evil Doctor) You.
Eggman: (Even More Confused) Uhh....Me who exact-
Without a second thought, Omega uses his newly enhanced Rocket Fist to punch Eggman's face in, sending rocketing back inside his lair. It's super effective.
'CRASH'
Eggman: ('Arrgggh') My nose....my face....my beautiful mustacheeee!!
Wave: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise by the Results) Well, I'll be damned....(Turns to the Kids Next to Her) You two really outdone yourselves here.
Coco: (Smiles Brightly Along with Tails) I know, right? We made an successful upgrade enhancement today. I couldn't believe it either!~
Tails: Yeah, and it's our first one too.
Omega: Mission Accomplished on both objectives. Prepare to depart from land-
'Ahem'
The gang turbs around to see Eggman's daughter, Sage Robotnik, floating behind, giving each of them the most disappointed Glare she has ever given yet.
Sage: What has happened here?
Tails: S-Sage, hey! We were just....you know?
Coco: Exploring!
Wace: Walking around.
Omega: Punching the Doctor in the face.
Tech Trio: Omega!
Omega: What? Honesty is the best policy. Is what Futuba-Chan usually tells me.
Tails: Kinda find it hard to believe that she would tell you that.
Omega: (Glares at Tails) My best friend's words of wisdom are above lawwwwww!
Wave: Really don't think that how thar concept works.......(Suddenly Felt Her Body Levitating In the Air Along With Everyone Else) What the- Hey!
Sage: Inside. Now! (Uses her Telekinesis to Carry Everyone Inside the Lair as She Begins to Scold Them on Their Troublesome Mission)
Bonus (One Scolding Session Later)
LeBlanc Café
'Door Open, Bell Ring'
Omega: (Walks Himself Inside the Café Carrying a Shopping Bag in his Hand) I have finally arrived with bottles of coffee creamers!
Sojiro: ('Sighs in Relief') You are a lifesaver, Omega, thank you. I can't begin to tell you how many customers has been chewing my ears off over their coffees not having cream in them. Almost considered retiring for a moment there too.
Omega: (Habds Sojiro the Bag od Coffee Creamer) You will have a proper retirement in due time.
Sojiro: ('Sigh') Yeah, I will. Can't imagine giving my café up to anyone just yet.
?????: OMEGA-KUUUUUUUUN!~
Sojiro:: (Chuckles Lightly Once He see Futuba running over to Omega and Hugging him Very Lovingly) Especially to a hyperactive fireball like her.
Omega: (Gently Pats the Top of Futuba's Head) Greetings, Futuba Sakura. How was your time at the Shujin Academy today?
Futuba: (Rolls her Eyes a Bit) Ehh it was so and so. (Snuggling onto her Embrace with Omega) I thought a lot about you today and I love you too, manl. So much~
Omega: Is that right?
Futuba: Heck yeah!~ You're like one of my best pals EVER! How can I not!~ I really wish I could take you academy with you weren't so big and huggable!~ (Stands on her Tippy Toes and Gives Omega Five Kisses on the Side of his Metal Head)
Omega: That is truly unfortunate indeed. (Smiles Brightly) On a lighter, more cheerier note, I have now obtain the Rocket Controlled Fists Upgrade and have successfully punched Eggman in the face.
Futuba: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Ah dude, seriously!? I knew I should've skipped school today!
Sojiro: (Raises an Eyebrow at his Daughter) What was that?
Futuba: I-I mean! Uh....Skipping my way towards school. Like a...good, educated girl I am (Giggles Awkwardly)
Sojiro: Yeah, that better be what you mean, young lady.
Omega: Do not fret, my gremlin friend. I was successfully able to record the event from a first person perspective. (Taps the Side of his Head, Revealing Holographic Video of Eggman Getting Rocket Punched to the Fist in his Point of View)
Futuba: (Eyes Starts to Sparkle in Happiness at the Video) ('Sniff') My bestie~
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Mini Fanfic #1186: Jailhouse Bros. (Tekken 8)
5:34 p.m. at Urban Square's Police Station.......
'Sound of a Cell Closing Shut'
Jin: (Sighs While Sitting on One Side of the Long Seat He's Sharing with Hwoarang) I knew I should've kept riding by and ignore you when I still had the chance.....
Hwoarang,: (Lounging Around on the Other Side of the Seat) Don't be such a drama queen, Kazama. I always ended up coming here more times than I can even try to count. You'll get used to your stay eventually.
Jin: (Rolls his Eyes) With you as my cell mate, my doubts are measurable
Hwoarang: (Glares at his Rival) Hey, I am treat to be around! At least compared to your smart ass.
Jin: (Raises an Eyebrow) Is that so? Then, why would a "Treat" like you, go out of your way to help me during the war?
Hwoarang: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms Together and Turning Away) Isn't it obvious? You were literally the one and only key we have to save the world from pure chaos, so it's no brainer for any of us that we decided to work with you. It seems like you needed the help too considering how out of it you've been feeling lately.
Jin: ('Sigh') You're not completely wrong with that observation. Despite everything, It's honestly a miracle that I was able to pull through till the very end. I don't even think I'd still be here right now if weren't for you and everyone else's help, so.....(Smiles at Hwoarang a Bit) Thanks for that. Truly.
Hwoarang: (Lazily Waves at Jin) Yeah, whatever. Speaking of which.....(Slowly Turns Back to his Rival) How are you feeling now after you fought your old man alone? You didn't really......you know.....
Jin: No. I spared him. Risky move on my part, but I'd rather not continue the cycle of trying to kill one another any longer, no matter how much he deserves it. But on the bright side, neither of us have the Devil Gene anymore, so he probably won't do much other than trying to punch me really hard.
Hwoarang: (Snickers a Bit) I bet he ain't happy about that one bit-
A loud scream of a very long "NOOOO!" Is suddenly heard from outside echoing inside the very police station, ringing both of the boy's ears.
Hwoarang: ............('Clicks Teeth') Case in point. We're never gonna hear the end of it, are we?
Jin: (Rolls his Eyes) Considering how vengefully insane he is, I doubt we'll hear the last from him anytime soon. (Takes a Bit of a Deep Breath) But it's fine. I'll be ready to take on as many times as he wants to fight. I'm through running away from my problems.
Hwoarang: (Simply Nodded with a Small Smile on his Face) Good. (Starts Smirking Now) I'd hate to kick your grumpy ass again.
Jin: (Scoffs While Smirking Back at Hwoarang) Again? Last I checked, I've beaten you twice already. In the ring and on the road.
Hwoarang: Okay, first off, you only gotten lucky on that fight. Let's not sit here and forget that I was molly whopping your ass in the first half of the match, okay? And second, like fucking hell did you beat me in that race! I was on the lead ever since the very moment we started and you know it!
Jin: What I know is that I had far more of a chance of winning it all than you could ever hoped of accomplishing.
Hwoarang: (Went Back to Glaring at Jin) Careful, Kazama. We may be cooped up in this small cell, but you ain't too far off from another kicking session.
Jin: You're more than welcome to try. I'll dodge every. Single. One.
?????: Alright, that's enough outta you two for the night.
The duo turns to see the officer waking by their cell along with an older man with dreads, walking with a cane.
Officer: 'Specially now that you have this gentleman gracious enough to bail both your hides outta here.
Jin: (Instantly Recognizes the Old Man Along with Hwoarang) It's you.
Hwoarang: Old Man Smith!?
Leroy: In the flesh. I ain't the only one here to get you out though.
Leroy's puppy, Sugar, happily sticks her head out on the left side of the cell, letting out a bark, while the person carrying her, Xiaoyu, slowly sticks her head out as well. And yeah......she does NOT look happy in the slightest.
Hwoarang: (Stares at Xiao's Glare Towards him and Jin)............('Clicks Teeth') You know, I don't really mind staying in here for a bit longer actually-(Starts Walking Back ti his Seat)
Jin: (Immediately Grabs Hwoarang by the Back of Gi Collar Before Dragging him Out of the Cell) Come on, before she comes over and kill you in there.
Hwoarang: GAH- Hey!
Moments Later Outside of the Station.......
Xiaoyu: (Walking Out of the Police While Scolding her Two Boys with Her) ('Groans') I can't believe you two! We JUST ended a whole wide war against G Corp and yet here you guys are getting yourselves arrested over a dumb motorcycle race!
Jin: In my defense....(Points at Hwoarang Next to Him) He's the one who challenged me to race him in the first place.
Hwoarang: (Comically Glares at Jin) Oh, so we're snitching now then!? (Angrily Points at Jin) You accepted the damn challenge!
Jin: True. But I wasn't the one trying to kick me in the middle of the road.
Hwoarang: Well, maybe if you weren't hogging my space, I wouldn't hafta kick that much- (Felt Someone Slapping him on the Arm) ('Smack') Ow! (Turns to Xiaoyu) Why did you hit me?
Xiaoyu: (Pouts at Hwoarang) Because, Hwo, you can't go around kicking people you like in public. Especially if one of them happens to be our very own boyfriend!~
Jin: And here I thought you loved me.
Hwoarang: (Turns Back to Jin) Oh shut your trap already, Kazama! You know damn well I still love your ass to pieces! (Turns Away While Pouting and Blushing a Little) You just get on my nerves sometimes.....(Points at Xiaoyu) Same goes for you too, shortie!
Xiaoyu: (Smirks a Bit) Quit getting yourself and Jin into so much trouble and maybe I'll consider getting off of your case for the rest of the year.
Jin: Don't bother, Xiao. (Smirks as Well) Knowing him, it'll only last a few weeks until he ends up back in the slammer.
Xiaoyu: Nah. I'd give him four days tops at most.
Hwoarang: (Comically Glares at His Boyfriend) Hey, have some faith in me at least, you assholes!!
Xiaoyu: Bit what kinda partners we'd be if we didn't give you little hard time?~
Hwoarang: Normal ones maybe!!
Leroy: (Chuckles Lightly While Walking Sugar on a Leash) Those two never gave you an ounce of break, huh boy?
Hwoarang: (Groans While Facepalming Himself) Ohhhh you don't even know the half of it.....But hey, gramps?
Leroy: (Turns to Hwoarang) Hm?
Hwoarang: How's Master been doing in hospital? If you don't me asking.
Leroy: Baek's doing just as fine as he always been. 'Kept asking about you a lot these days, said you need to visit him more. I didn't tell 'em about you getting locked up today, so you don't have to worry on that front.
Hwoarang: ('Sighs in Relief') Thanks, gramps.... The last thing I wanna do is make him have another heart attack.
Xiaoyu: (Starts Gushing Up Over her and Jin's Boyfriend) Awwww~ You're still worried about your dad, Hwo?~
Jin: Guess the Street Punk really does have a heart after all.
Hwoarang: ('Scoffs') Oh piss off. I've always had a heart.
Jin: Then why don't you show it off that often?
Hwoarang: Cuz unlike you nerds, I have an actual reputation to maintain.
Leroy: (Raises an Eyebrow) Of being a hoodlum?
Hwoarang: (Forms a Cocky Smirk) The Strongest Hoodlum that ever lives.
Jin: (Gives Hwoarang a Deadpinned Look Along with Everyone Else) Right....
Xiaoyu: You're impossible sometimes.
Leroy: No wonder why your old man been stressing over you....
Sugar: ('Whimpers')
Hwoarang: (Comically Glares at Everyone) Again! Piss off, all of you!!
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Mini Fanfic #1185: (Un)Suspect Culprits (100 Girlfriends)
10:14 a.m. at the Hanazono Mansion's Living Room.........
Hahari: (Plave Down a Now Broken Hair Dryer on the Table For Everyone Presebr to See While Giving Them the Stern Motherly Glare) So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, just disappointed and want answers.
'Silence'
Rentarou: .........(Quickly Got Up From his Seat) It was me! I did it. I'm the guilty party.
Hahari: (Shakes her Head Towards the Young Man) You didn't do it, Rentarou-baby, sit down.
Rentarou: How could you be so sure that I'm truly innocent? I could've used it to dry my hair off and missed and broke it by mistake.
Hahari: Perhaps, but even if you did, you would've been going to the ends of the Earth just to look for a new one by now like the sweetheart you are.
Rentarou: I-I mean, yeah! But....I-I could be-
Hahari: (Raises an Eyebrow at Rentarou in Silence)
Rentarou: (Sighs in Defeat While Sitting Back Down) Nevermind, I'm innocent.......
Hahari: (Simply Nodded) Indeed you are. Meanwhile......(Turns and Points at the Others Sitting Next to Their Boyfriend on the Sofa Together) You, ladies, on the other hand, are equally suspicious!
Kusuri: Don't look at me! (Points at Nano Next to Her) Look at Ms. Smarty-Pants instead, yep-yep!
Nano: (Turns to Kusuri) I beg your pardon? I don't recall ever using that hair dryer last night, let alone breaking it.
Kusuri: (Starts Grabbong and Rubbing her Chin Down) Reeeallly? That's strange~ How did you even know it was broken to begin with?
Nano: (Slowly Raises an Eyebrow) Because it's sitting right in front of us? Broken?
Kusuri: Hm. Excellent observation. (Got Close to Nano's Face While Glaring at Her Straight to her Eyes) Exactly what a guilty crook would say, Yep-Yep!
Nano: (Crosses her Arms) Your hypothesis is insufficient at best.
Kusuri: YOU'RE INSUFFICIENT AT BEST!!!
Hakari: ('Sigh') Mother, please, If it matters, which I doubt it is....I think I might of saw Karane using it last night before bed.
Karane: (Eyes Widened and Gasps Before Glaring at Hakari) Oh screw off, you liar! I don't remember using any of that crap!!
Hakari: (Raises an Eyebrow) Oh really? Then what were you doing inside the hallway bathroom at 2:00 in the morning, hm? When you're SUPPOSED to stay asleep!!
Karane: I was TRYING to get myself and Rentarou glasses of water so I could help calm his nerves, Einstein! (Gently Rubs on Rentarou's Shoulder) He had a nightmare last night.
Girls: ('Gasps') What?/ Oh no..../Is that right?
Hakari: (Turns to Rentarou With Great Concern on her Face) Rentarou, my love, is that true?
Rentarou: (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, but I....usually have these kinds of dreams every now and then, so it's nothing really!
Karane: (Angrily Points at her Boyfriend) Oh don't even start tryin' to deny it, dude!! You were cryin' your eyes out, tellin' me how afraid you were about bein' abandoned and alone for the rest of your life! Well, guess what, baka! (Hugs Rentarou Very Lovingly) You're stuck with us forever and ever and ever like superglue, so you better get used to it!!~
Rentarou: (Starts Tearing Up Again) Karane..... ('Sniff') You're gonna make me cry again~
Kusuri: (Immediately Rushes Over to Hug Rentarou With Tears in her Eyes Along with the Other Ladies Minus Hahari) Rentarohouuuu!~
Shizuka: {There is no need to cry.}
Nano: Especially now that you have us in your comforts.
Hakari: That's right. We'll throw ourselves s Cuddle Party to show much we love and care for you!~
Karane: Riiiight after rich girl here attempts to her crimes right now-
Hakari: (Immediately Glares at Karane) Are you serious right now!?
Karane: Hey, you've been accusin' me from the start! (Starts Butting Heads with Hakari) Consider this payback, pinky!!
Rentarou: (Tries Breaking his Two of his Many Girlfriends Up) Girls, please! (Turns Back to Hahari) How about I go out and pay for a new hair dryer inste-
Hahari: No! Who. Broke it?
'Silence'
Nano: Well.......Shizuka-Chan hasn't said much of anything as of late.
The sound of Shizuka letting out a loud gasps was more than enough to cause the gang argue among themselves. Leaving the heir of the Hanazono Clan to stand there and watch with a rather......guilty look in her face.
Hahari: Oh noooo...... This is a disaster!
?????: My thoughts exactly.
Hahari: (Gets Startled as She Turns to see her Maid, Meido Mei, Standing Next to her Out of Nowhere) ('Sighs in Relief') Oh...It's you, Mei-San. (Pouts at Mei) You know better than to sneak up to me like that! (Places her Hand onto her Chest) I could've gotten a heart attack.....
Mei: (Politely Bows to her Mistress) Apologies, milady. (Turns her Attention to the Arguing) But I must ask, what exactly has happened that caused this much of discourse?
Hahari: Everyone is arguing about who broke the hair dryer earlier this morning.....(Points Nei to the Broken Hair Dryer)
Mei: I see. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) I wonder who was capable of doing such a-
Hahari: It was me!
Mei: (Turbs Back to her Mistress With a Bit of a Confused in her Face) You, mistress?
Hahari: (Eyes Starts Watering Up While Whimpering) Yes.....My hair got stuck in the blower. So when I tried pulling it out, my hand lost it's grip and flew across the wall, breaking it instantly! I got so panicky that I decided to form an a little investigation party to ease stress. I didn't mean for it to lead to huge fight, I'm so sorry!~
Mei: (Hugs Hahari While Gently Patting her Back, Calming her Down) There, there, Lady Hahari, it's alright. We all make mistakes from time to time.
Hahari: A-And....('Sniff') With mistakes....('Sniff') There's always a chance to fix them.....('Sniff') R-Right?
Mei: (Happily Nodded) Absolutely, milady. I'm sure we'll get everyone else to calm down soon enough. (Grabs her Chin Again) Or at least before they proceed to they war paints across their faces and start an all out brawl.....
Hahari: Oh come now, Mei Dear. I know our darlings can hyperactive at times, I doubt they would go as far as to do-
The broken hair dryer sudden starts flying towards Hahari in high amount of speed, causing her to quickly jump into her maid's arms while screaming out "MEI, SAVE MEEEE!~", as the device hits the wall instead, breaking it completely this time.
The two ladies then turn towards the chaos that is conspiring in front of their very eyes, exactly like Meido predicted it would go down.
Kusuri: (Grunting While Trying her Very Hardest to Push Nano Her All her Might.....And to Little to NO Prevail) Come....onnnnn!......Su...mo....Pow...errrrrr!
Nano: (Crosses her Arms Together While Being Completely Unfazed by Kusuri's Line of Offense) You do realize your physical strength is inefficiently outclassed and small compared to mines, yes? (Easily Gets Kusuri Off of Her with One, Stronger Push)
Kusuri: (Roll Herself Over to the Other Side of the Road Before Getting Herself Back Up on her Face) Compare my strength will you! (Takes a Drink of her One of her Chemical Filled Beaker, Instantly Transforming Her into her True, Taller Version of Herself) How about fighting me in THIS form then, Ms. Smart-Pants?
Nano: (Stares at Kusuri's Truer Form in a Somewhat Deadpinned Look on her Face) Not surprising to see you resort yourself to cheating- (Suddenly Gets Tackled to the Ground by Kusuri)
Hakari: I have just about enough with you today, you pigtailed Tsundere! (Puts her Up Towards Karane's Direction on the Other Side of the Room) Put 'em up, right this instantly!!
Karane: (Raises an Eyebrow) YOU know how to fight?
Hakari: (Comically Glares at Her Girlfriend Karane) Oh quit giving me that look!! Mei-San has been teaching Martial Arts long before I met you!
Karane: ('Tch') Yeah, well you better remember how to land a punch and dodge then. (Gets into Fighting Position) Cuz I ain't the one to toy with, Pinky!
Hakari: I have a name, you know!?
Rentarou: (Got in the Middle of Both his Girlfriend's Fighting) Girls please! We can talk this out-
Hakari: IT'S HAKARI HANAZONO!!
Both combatants' fists accidently landed straight to both of their boyfriend's cheeks, causing him to spinning towards the ground, Instantly knocking him out in the process.
Hakari/Karane/Shizuka: ('GASPS') RENTAROU!!! (Immediately Rushes Over to Their Boyfriend's Side)
Shizuka: (Already Crying her Eyes Out)
Hakari/Karane: My sweet, darling boy!~/I didn't even see you there, dude! I'M SO SORRY!!~ (Turns to One Another Before Getting Up and Pointing at Each Other) THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!? WHAT!? HOW IS THIS REMOTELY MY FAULT!?
Karane: Well, MAYBE if you didn't try and punch me, none of this would've happened!!
Hakari: You tried to punch me in return, so you're EQUALLY to blame!
Karane: Nuh-uh!
Hakari: Yeah-huh!
Karane: Nuh-uh!
Hakari: Yeah-huh!
Karane: Nuh-
The rivalry duo suddenly hears the sound of growling aa they turn to see Shizuka Yoahimoto glaring directly at the two While a dark, ominous colored aura surrounds her entire body.
Hakari: (Shivering a Bit in Fear) S-S-Shizuka darling? W-What's wrong?
Karane: You're not really mad at us, are you?
Shizuka: (Still Glaring at the Duo in Pure Silence)
Karane: (Starts Shivering in Fear as Well) C-Come on! You saw what there. I-It was only an accident-
Shizuka: (Slowly But Angrily Typing the Words on her Phone) {Talk is now cheap. Now it is the time for both of you to atone. By my own two hands.}
Karane: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock Along with Hakari) ......You serious?
Shizuka gently place her phone down next to an unconscious Rentarou before cracking her knuckles and then neck from side to side.
Hakari: (Panicky Whispers into Karane's Ear) Karane, I think that answers your question effortlessly.
Karane: (Comically Glares at Hakari) YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT, YOU TITS FOR BRA-
Shizuka let's out a cute sounding battle cry as she launches herself towards both of her girlfriends, joining rest of the lovemates in the cloud of fighting, leaving only two members of Rentarou's Family, watching the chaos continues infrint of them.
Mei: Hrmm......This seems to be one of the rare instances where I didn't want my predictions to come to light.
Hahari: Well.....At least, it gotten a lot less chummy around here than usual....(Slowly Shrugs and Smiles)
Mei: ('Sigh') I suppose.....
Eventually, the two ladies managed to calm everyone down shortly after. The gang then patches both of Rentarou's cheeks up and shower him with kisses and hugs as they finally begin their first annual Cuddle Party among themselves, instantly making their day a whole lot better going forward.
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Mini Fanfic #1184: Sunset Watching with Big Sis Yang (RWBY)
5:34 p.m. The Xiaolong's Residence's Rooftop........
Oscar: (Sighs In Relief While Sitting Next to Yang on the Rooftop of her abd Ruby's House) ISo glad to finally be back home......
Yang: (Turns to Oscar with a Cheeky Grin on her Face) Getting tired of the marriage lifestyle already there, champ?~
Oscar: Yeah. Not the most insane fiasco I got dragged into, but it's up there with the others, that's for sure. (Starts Snickering a Bit) I almost felt bad for the crooks who ran the whole scheme in the first place.
Yang: (Chuckles Lightly) Don't remind me~ Our friends scarred those jerks for life back there!~
Oscar: (Casually Shrugs) Can't say I'm too surprised really. The protectiveness from each and everyone of you guys have been showing no signs of bounds these days.
Yang: (Happily Pulls Oscar into a One Armed Hug) Well, no duh!~ You know we got your kiddos back no matter what.
Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly) I know. We got yours too. Always. (Looks Back at the Sunset) Thanks again for bringing me up here with you, Yang. I keep forgetting how pretty and peaceful the sunset looks at times.
Yang: (Forms a Teasing Smirk) Like your future wifey?~
Oscar: (Rolls his Eyes) Getting really obnoxious today, aren't we?
Yang: I'm a Big Sis, Oscar. It's what I do. (Smiles Softly) But seriously though, you don't need to thank me at all. (Look At the Sunset Herself) Rubes and I used to watch the sunset together all the time growing up. But now that we're older and she's more busy being Ruby, I'm in need of a new Sunset Buddy as of late. (Turns Back to Oscar) You're cute and just as much of a smartass as she is, so I say you fit the bill perfectly!~ (Happily Gives Oscar a Thumbs Up)
Oscar: (Rolls his Eyes Again) Gee. I'm so honored.
Yang: And now sarcasm. I'm starting to actually believe Nora for once.
Oscar: Believe her on what exactly?
Yang: That Ruby's been a bad influence on you.
Oscar: Oh and like you guys are any better in the equation.
Yang: (Immediately Pouts at Oscar) Hey, say what you will about everyone else, I have been wonderful influence all around!
Oscar: I say otherwise. Remember all those pranks you had me pull with you last year?
Yang: You volunteered to help me!
Oscar: Yeah. By suckering me in with those Puppy Dog Eyes of yours.
Yang: You LOVED those Puppy Dog Eyes! Don't even try to deny it either, mister! ('Sighs Heavily') Anyways......(Went Back to Smiling Again) I'm really happy to have you out here watching it with me. Especially when I can tell that something been bothering you when we started heading back home.
Oscar: (Turns to Yang with a Bit of an Uneasy Frown) It was really that noticeable, huh?
Yang: Yeah, but that's mostly cause of my sisterly instinct managed to quickly notice that right away.
Oscar: Huh. Neat. ('Sigh') But yeah.....I'd be lying if I say nothing been troubling me since then......
Yang: (Starts Frowning) It's about Qrow, isn't it?
Oscar: (Simply Nodded) I take it Ruby already filled you in on everything?
Yang: Her and Emerald, yeah. She wasn't happy about any of that at all by the way.
Oscar: And how do you feel right now?
Yang: (Eyes Turn Red) Pissed. (Ball her Fist Up a Bit in Anger) Like I'm having a strong urge to the punch him straight to his face the next time i see him. But I'm more worried about you of anything. Hell, to tell you truth, I've always been worried about you.
Oscar: You have?
Yang: Of course. How couldn't I? You mean the world to us, Oscar, truly. (Let's Out a Sigh Before Looking Down with Sadness Now in her Eyes) I'm so sorry....
Oscar: (Genuinely A Bit Confused) What for? It's not like you're the one who punched me or called me "A Worthless Meat Shield" in front of everyone in the room.
Yang: No. But we sure as hell, aren't any better? We yelled and lash out at you, hardly ever helped console you when you were stressing yourself out about the Merge you and Oz were supposed to have, we made you feel like an outcast of the group, for God sake, we never even bothered to get on Ironwood for not inviting you to that stupid celebration party he threw for us back at Atlas!!
Oscar: Okay, I'll admit that the Atlas one gotten to me a bit more thab i hoped it wouldn't. (Frowns at Yang) But you really don't have be hard on yourself about this, Ya-
Yang: (Immediately Places her Hand on Top of Oscar's as He Looks at Him Directly Towards his Eyes) Yes, Oscar, I do. I know that you see the best in us and i am so happy that ypu do, but please. You can't keep make excuses for this any longer! Look, either way you look at it, we......were terrible friends to you. You were practically dragged into this whole Ozpin and Salem ficaso with little to NO choice or say in the matter and yet here we were not doing anything to help! You deserved a whole better than all the crap you had to endure in the past. ('Sniff') And.....it's all the more reason why I and.....everyone else in group, are so......so sorry, Oscar........
Oscar stares into the pain, tearful look into Yang's face for a few seconds before finally speaking.
Oscar: Hey, Yang, can I say a few things?
Yang: Yeah...(Uses her Arm to Wipe the Tears Away as Best as She Could) ('Sniff') Go right ahead, kiddo. ('Sniff')....I can take it......
Oscar: (Takes a Deep Breath) Okay, look, I don't blame any of you guys for the way you acted in the past nor do I ever think you're terrible for doing so. It was stressful, traumatic journey for each of us to get through, so it makes all the more sense as to why we let our emotions get the better of us on a few occasions. And I know! You said not makes any more excuses for you guys, but I meant every word I said and I'm sticking to it. (Looks Up at the Sunset Before Letting Out Another Sigh) But....you are right about one thing: I did felt like an outcast sometimes. Like, I was never worthy of being part of the team to begin with. I even felt like my existence and....purpose of life was just that: Being another substitute body for Oz to use until I get disposed of. They're terrible feelings to have all around.......
Oscar looks down at both of his hands before gently balling them up into fists, taking another deep breath.
Oscar: But eventually, I realized that my life has a lot more valuable and purpose than I thought, as my own person. So whenever I do feel like being stuck in the corner, I calm myself, recollect my thoughts, get myself back up, and keep doing the best I can to contribute and keep fighting to see another, in my own ordinary way. And really, I don't think I would be sitting here right now, if it weren't for any of you guys being there for me when i needed it and giving me all the confidence I need to become a better version of myself. Hell, you even went out of your way to save me from Salem once and that is something I will NEVER forget that as long as I still live and breathe. So yeah, we may not always see eye-to-eye sometimes, we may even get mad at each other and say or do things neither of us really meant to do, but all of that alone won't ever stop me from loving you guys to pieces. Because you're more than just my friends and comrades.....(Turns Back to Yang With Most Sincerest Smile He Has Ever Mustered) You're my family and I would never trade you in for any-THING!?
Before he could finslly finish his sentence, Yang immediately pulls Oscar into tight, but very loving hug.
Yang: Thank you....('Sniff') Thank you so much, Oscar. I promise, from this day forward, we are going keep doing better, make you feel more loved and appreciated. ('Sniff') So don't you dare give up on us just yet! You hear me?
Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly) Never planning on it. (Happily Hugs Yang Back) Thank you for listening......Hm.
Yang: What's wrong now?
Oscar: Nothing. Just....realizing how right Ruby was is all. (Snuggles a Bit Onyo Yang's Embrace) You really do give out the best hugs~
Yang: (Giggles Softly) You goddamn right I do!~ What kind of big sister I'd be if I didn't?~
Oscar: A boring one maybe? Which you clearly are not by the way.
Yang: (Smiles Brightly) Exactly! Which is why, starting first thing tomorrow morning, you and I are gonna be spending the whole day together. Better not have any other plans by then~
Oscar: (Rolls his Eyes) Relax. I'll be free tomorrow. But what makes you wanna do it in that in the first place? You know, beside having our talk just now.
Yang: It's been a long while since we got the proper chance to hangout together, so intend to fix that from here on out, future brother-in-law~ (Playfully Winks at the Farm Boi)
Oscar: ('Sighs in Annoyance') You're never gonna let me live this down, aren't you?
Yang: As I live in breathe~ We're a family remember?
Oscar: (Smiles Softly) Yes. Yes we are. I love you, Yang.
Yang: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) I love you too, Kid. (Kiss the Top of Oscar's Head) Thank you so much for being a part of our lives~
Oscar: Thanks for being part of mines. You changed my life for the better.
Yang: Ditto.
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Mini Fanfic #1183: The Ex King and The Glamorous Succubus (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Darkstalkers)
9:34 a.m. at the Smash Town.......
Cloud: (Yawns a Bit While Driving a Silver Segway on the Sidewalk) Okay, It's not nearly fast as Fenrir back home, but I don't mind it honestly. This is nice. (Turns to his Passanger Behind Him) You enjoying the ride back there, Tif?
Tifa: (Playful Salutes to Cloud While Holding onto Him From Behind) Indeed I am, Captain Handsome!~
Cloud: ('Groans a Bit') You mind not calling me that throughout this trip?
Tifa: (Starts Pouting) And why not? You are the captain of this joyride, you know? (Leans Over to Close With a Very Seductive Smirk on her Face) And a very dashing looking one at that~ (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Cheek)
Cloud: (Gently Boops at Tifa's Nose) Hey-ey-ey, hey, no cute, loving affections until this ride is over. (Turns Back to the Sidewalk Road) You'll distract the driver if you keep doing that.
Tifa: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fiiiine, I'll put it on hold for now. (Playfully Pokes on Cloud's Cheek) Just know that you now owe me a lot of kisses after this, mister.
Cloud: (Playfully Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Don't worry. I won't forget.
Tifa: Better not. Though, I gotta ask: What made you wanna take drive us around on your segway in the first place?
Cliud: (Simply Shrugs) I never got the chance to test drive this thing since De gave it to me for Christmas back at New Donk City months ago, so I figured now would be an opportunity to do. Also, I....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth While Blushing) Brought you here with me cause.....I want or whatever.
Tifa: (Smirks Again) And because you love me?~
Cloud: ('Sighs in Defeat') And because I love you......
?????: Cloud! Tifa!
Cloud stops driving his segway as he and Tifa both look up to see the Former King of Dreamland, Dedede, calling for them while pushing his custom Wheelie Cycle in front of them.
Dedede: What y'all doing out here?
Tifa: (Smiles Brightly at Dedede) Morning, De!~ Cloud was taking me on a morning joyride~
Dedede: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) On a segway??
Cloud: Yep. Figured I finally take it for a spin for the day. Liking it so far by the way.
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Heh-Hey, my man! That's good to hear! I'm glad y'all having better luck out here than I am right now, that's for sure.
Cloud: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Why you say that?
Tifa: (Starts Getting A Tad Bit Concerned) Did your Wheelie broke down or something?
Dedede: ('Sighs Heavily') Yeah, it did......And right at in the MIDDLE of the damn road too! I was....(Points Cloud and Tifa Forward) Alllllllll the way over there when it first happened, had to run for my life the moment I saw traffic coming in from all sides. Now look at me: my feet is aching, I'm all sweaty and tired....(Starts Hearing his Stomach Growling) And now I'm hungry. Right on cue too.
Cloud: Not for long. (Points Dedede to a Breakfast Dine-In in Front of the Three of Them)
Dedede: ('Sighs in Pure Relief') Oh thank you Lady Palutena, I don't have to search all around town.....(Grabs his Chin While Thinking) But do I have enough money for it though?
Tifa: Mind if we tag along and pay it with you?
Cloud: (Turns Back to Tifa) You wanna eat already?
Tifa: (Turns to Cloud) I feel like now would be the perfect to do so, you know? Plus, I'm pretty sure you need to eat the most considering all the driving you did.
Cloud: (Crosses his Arms) Pass. I don't get hungry as easily as you two- (Eyes Widened as He Suddenly Hears his Stomach Growling Very Loudly)
Tifa: (Giggles Softly)
Dedede: (Raises an Eyebrow While Smirking) You were sayin'?
Cloud: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) Let's just go in the damn dine-in already......
Minutes Later at the Breakfast Dine-In.......
Dedede: Man...(Starts Eating his Food While Speaking) I dunno what y'all are about. ('Mm.') I can look after myself just fine!
Cloud: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face While Sitting Next to Tifa in their Table) Quit talking with your mouthful, De.....
Tifa: (Already Has. Worried Yet Firm Glare on her Face) We know you can take of yourself, your majesty. Truly. But you can't be too careless around that Morrigan chick. Not even for a millisecond!
Dedede: Okay, now you're being little dramatic. (Finally Swallows the Food He Was Eating) Y'all seem to like her little sister just fine.
Cloud: That's because we got to know her more in person as more time passes. We barely met the woman and the only thing we know about so far is that she uses her charms to take advantage of any new prey she encounters.
?????: Ohhh my!~ (Giggles Softly)
Cloud: ('Sigh') And speaking of which.......
The trio turn their attention towards a waitress with long, teal hair walking towards their table while swaying her hips from side to side.
??????: Are those three familiar faces I see before me?~ (Smirks Very Seductively at Dedede in Particular) And a very handsome former king happens to be one of them?~
Dedede: (Immediately Recognizes the Woman in Front of Him) Morrigan! (Clears his Throat Before Taking Off his Helmet and Flips his Hair Around Before Smirking Back at the Succubus) 'Sup, baby. Didn't know you were working here.
Morrigan: Yes, it's one of my many part-time jobs I've been taking as of late. The trips to runway shows aren't exactly cheap, you know? What brings you here in this fine establishment?~
Dedede: Oh you know? Just having breakfast with pals, chattin', thinking about you- (Immediately Corrects Himself) I-I-I mean! Thinking about how.....good you look in that.....waitress dress of....yours? (Forms an Awkward Grin on his Face)
Cloud: Smooth.
Morrigan: (Giggles Some More) Ohohohoho my!~ You are such a sweethearted man, dear~ I thought about you as well.
Dedede: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) about have?
Cloud/Tifa: (Equally as Surprised as Dedede) You have?
Morrigan: (Happily Nodded) That's right~ I had a nice time talking to you at the mall on that night. It was such a shame that it was cut so short at the time.
Dedede: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, sorry about that. Had to continue lookin' out for the family and whatnot.
Morrigan: That's quite alright, dear. Family is most important in the globe after all. (Starts Writing Something Down on her Pad) Though, I do hope we could make up for loss times one of these days. (Rip a Paper Out and Give it To Dedede)
Dedede: (Looks Down at the Paper in Front of Him) Wait a second......(Eyes Widened at the Realization) You're giving me your phone number!?
Tifa: ('Gasps')
Cloud: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) Holy shit.
Morrigan: (Giggles Some More) Goodness!~ Is it really that surprising that I'm giving you my number?~
Dedede: Considering my long, embarrassing history in the dating scene, I'mma hafta say so, woman!
Morrigan: (Giggles Yet Again) Well, surprise!~ I want to know more about you, your majesty-
From the Back: OI! WAITRESS! FOOD'S READY TO BE SERVED!!!
Morrigan: ('Sigh') Atlas....It seems our lovely chit-chat will have to be cut short. Again.
Dedede: You want me to write my number to you just in case?
Morrigan: No need. I'm already wasting enough time as it is. (Smiles Softly) But please, do text me once my shaft is over in the afternoon. I'll be sure to give you my much needed attention soon enough~ (Makes a Kiss Sound Before Leaving and Waving Goodbye to Dedede) Cio, for now, Former King Dedede~ Ohohohohohoho!~
Dedede looks back at the paper: the very first time he has ever received a phone number from a very pretty lady, since......forever. The offer was so amazing that it causes him to form a big Grin on his face and start laughing wholeheartedly until....
'A-HEM'
The former king turns to see the couple in front of him. One his pouting at him and the other still has a deadpinned look on his face.
Dedede: Y'all still worried about me, aren't ya?
Cloud: I'm more surprised if anything. And slightly proud of you, actually- (Felt Tifa's Bumping His) But yeah. We're still worried.
Tifa: (Simply Nodded) Mmhmm.
Dedede: (Sighs Before Placing his Hand on his Chest While Raising the Other One Up) Look, I promise and swear that I'll be cautious around her going forward
Tifa: (Pulls Out her Pinky) Pinky Promise?
Dedede: Girl, I don't have a pinky. (Takes Off his Glove, Revealing his Fingerless Hand) See?
Tifa: Oh. Right. Well.....We'll just form a promise hug and it could NEVER be broken. Ever. Cloud, get in on this too. This is group effort.
Cloud: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fiiine......Bring it in. (Gets Pulled into a Group Hug Before Noticing Something Outside) Uhh....De. Don't panic, but......It looks like your Wheelie is getting towed away.
Dedede: WHAT!?
Dedede immediately got up from his seat and rushes himself out the door with Cloud abd Tifa following behind.
'Door Opens'
Dedede: NOOOOO! (Got Down on his Knees and Watches in Despair as his One and Only Wheelie is Being Towed Away) I was going to fix it all over again too damnit!! Now, how else am I gonna get home!?
Tifa: Welllllllll
Eventually..............
Cloud: (Sighs While Driving the Segway Very Slowly Now that Dedede is Riding on Tifa's Shoulders) Not the outcome I was expecting, but whatever.
Dedede: (Looks Down at Tifa) You sure I ain't too heavy on ya, Tif?
Tifa: (Smiles at Dedede Reassuring) Positive. I have carried lots of heavier stuff on my shoulders the past after all. Though, I do hope you know that this means that you will have to come back to our training session starting this week, right?
Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, I know.
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Mini Fanfic #1182: Morning After Their Love Making Adventures (Variety)
Mario & Peach
Mario/Peach: (Lets Out Very Satisfied and Relaxed Sighs While Laying Next Together on Their Own Bed)
Mario: Mamma Mia, that was so exhilarating......
Peach: And soooooo romantic too~ (Turns to Mario With a Loving Smile and Bedroom Eyes) You were wonderful from beginning to end, my dear~ The way you took charge and showering me with your affectious love~ (Forms a Sly Seductive Smirk on her Face) While looking very scrumptious I may add~
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly While Blushing) Come now, Peach~ You're giving me way too much credit here. You were amazing as you've always been last night. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth While Smiling Sheepishly) Besides, If anything, I'm more surprised by how good I look in those silk pajamas.
Peach: I know~ Not to mention how well blended it's color is to our room. I hope it didn't cost you too much of money though.
Mario: Oh no, it costed a lot more cheaper than I thought it could surprisingly. Cereza picked it out for me we went shopping yesterday. She even gave me a few pointers and a confidence boost along the way.
Peach: You've been coming to her for advice a lot now now, huh?
Mario: Only for romance related topics. She does a lot more experienced in it than the both us here.
Peach: ('Sigh') True. I can't even begin to tell you how many times her guidance helped over the years, oddly enough....
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) I can tell. You've been a lot more outgoing and adventurous as of late.
Peach: (Casually Shrugs) A princess can break loose and have some fun every once and a while. I can't be always be uptight and boring forever, you know?
Mario: (Gently Plave his Habd onto Peach's Cheek) Hey now. You were never boring in my eyes and your uptightness is one of the manyreasons why I love you~
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh Mario~ I have a so many reasons why I love you too~ Your bravery, kindness, handsomeness, and that cute squishy tummy of yours!~ (Playfully Wiggles Mario's Stomach Around)
Mario: (Starts Laughing Ticklishly by Peach's Antics) Oho really now?~ Weren't you the one who kept telling me to lose some weight?
Peach: And to stay healthy, yes. (Playfully Roll her Eyes) But I'd be lying if I say that seeing you with it hanging out hasn't aroused me in way~
Mario: Does this mean I'm off the hook from working out?
Peach: (Giggles Softly) Not even. How about i give your a nice cuddle session for your efforts~ (Gives Mario a Big Kiss on Top of his Nose) I'm very huggable~
Mario: (Happily Pulls Peach Close to Him in a Cuddle Hug) Reward accepted~
Luigi X Daisy X Lilith
The Trio: (Lets Out Very Satisfied and Relaxed Sighs While Laying Next Together on The Bed)
Daisy: Ohh man!~ That was one helluva night we had yesterday~
Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) I know!~ It was most fun and exhilarating one yet!~
Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) You can say that again. You two went really all our this time around.
Daisy: (Starts Rubbing The Back of her Head Back and Forth) Yeah, sorry about that. We let our horny scales run more revamped there than usual......
Lilith: (Puts On a Cute Guilty Frown on her Face) We're sorry for being too horny~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly While Quickly Shaking Both his Hands) N-No no! You girls have nothing to be sorry for, honest! If anything, I should apologize for being dull in comparison.
Lilith: ('Gasps')
Daisy: (Immediately Hugs Luigi Lovingly on One Side) Sweetie, don't say that! You were amazing through and through.
Lilith: (Hugs Luigi Lovingly om the Other Side) Your sweet, firm but tenderness love-making skills has never failed to make us happy and satisfied and last night wasn't any different!~
Luigi: You.... really think so?
Daisy: (Starts Snuggling Up on Luigi) We know so, babe. You've always done your best to keep up with us in your own way and come out on top. We couldn't be anymore proud of you than we already.
Lilith: (Happily Nodded) Uh-huh!~ (Starts Snuggling Up on Luigi on her Side of the Bed) You're a cutie in the streets, but MAJOR heart-throbbing beast out and under the sheets!~
Luigi: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Ladies, please~ You're making me blush right now~
Daisy: (Forms a Cheeky Grin While Playfully Pulling Luigi's Cheek) Good. We need a good dose of your cuteness in the early morning~
Lilith: (Forms Mischievous Grin on her Face) Annnd as a reward for your hard work last night~
Luigi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Hard wor-(Suddenly Felt Ten Fingers Wiggling on Both of his Sides as He Begins to Laugh) heheheheheheeheHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!~
Lilith: Morning Tickle Session!~
Daisy: ('Sighs Happily') So cute~
Vector X Vanilla/Bunnie X Antoine
Married Couples: (Lets Out Each of Their Relaxed, Collectibles Sighs as They're All Laying Together on Vector and Vanilla's Bed)
Vanilla: Goodness~ That was such a wonderful double date night we had~
Vector: Yeah, no kidding. I'm still surprised how well it all went out.
Bunnie: I'm down for havin' another one if y'all are.
Vector: Sure!
Vanilla: (Happily Nodded) Oh absolutely~
Antoine: Yes, that sounds be an excellent plan indeed. (Starts Yawning a Bit While Snuggling onto his Wife, Bunnie) In such a bright, beautiful morning tod- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened Up) WAIT! What time iz it!?
Vector: Uhhhhhh......(Picks his Phone Up From the Dresser Right Next to His Side of the Bed)
Vanilla: Don't forget to put on your glasses, dear.
Vector: Don't worry, hon, i got it. (Picks his Reading Glasses Up From the Dresser and Puts it On Over his Eyes Before Reading the Tome on his Phone) It's......huh. Already 7:30.
Antoine: 7:30!? (Grabs Both Sides of his Hair in a Very Panic Like State) Oh nononononononononon!! It can't be happening!
Bunnie: Hey, Suga 'Twan, listen-
Antoine: I am supposed to be one of the formidable royal guards if the entirety of the Acorn Castle, always on time as I ahould and I'm already thirty minutes LATE!?
Bunnie: Suga 'Twan.
Antoine: What would his majesty would zay if I arrived thirty minutes? N-N-No doubt he would be furious, beyond disappointed but....(Starts Fearing For the Worst) What if he demote me to much lower rank? Even AFTER he promoted me months ago?
Bunnie: Antoine....
Antoine: OHHHHHHH! One of my many nightmares has finally come to ze light of this beautiful morning!! Ze horror, ZE HORROR-
Bunnie: (Immediately Grabs Both of her Husband's Shoulders) ANTOINE! Calm yourself, 'hon. Remember the breathing exercise your psychologist have been teachin' you lately?
Antoine: (Still Shaking a Bit) R-Right. Breath in.....(Takes a Deep Breath Before Exhaling Out) And out.
Bunnie: That's it, sugah, one more time now. Breath back in.....
Antoine: (Takes a Deep Breath Again)
Bunnie: And breath back out.
Antoine: (Exhale the Air Back Out) Okay.....I think I'm calm now.
Bunnie: (Smiles a Bit) That's good, baby, I'm proud of ya. (Kiss the Top of Antoine's Head)
Antoine: ('Sighs in Defeat') But what's ze use? It's only a matter of time before I get....('Sniff') Demoted.
Bunnie: (Forms a Reassuring Smirk on her Face) Not if you have a couple of days off and counting~
Antoine: Oh how cruel ze world i- (Eyes Begins to Widened Again) Wait. I have days off? B-But how?
Bunnie: I asked Sally Girl to convince her father to give you those days off. In exchange for her finishing up a few of his paperwork in advance.
Meanwhile at Sally's Office........
Sally groans very loudly with her head down and five mountain stacks of paperwork on her desk beside her.
Back at Vector and Vanilla's Room
Bunnie: I'm sure she'll get'em done for like......A few hours or so maybe? A day if the king decides to-
Antoine: (Happily Pulls Bunnie Into a Very Loving Hug) Ohh Ms Douce, Chérie Bunnie!~ You made ze happiest man in zis very house!~ (Starts Kissing on his Wife Cheeks)
Bunnie: (Giggles Ticklishly by Antoine's Affections) Yeah, yeah~ You're always welcome, honey bun.
Antoine: (Gives Bunnie One Big Final Kiss For Now) Wait a tick. (Turns to Vector) Vector, do you have any idea what time you're supposed to be at work today? I do not wish to see my own brother-in-law get in trouble for potential tardiness.
Vector: (Forms a Relaxed Smile on his Face) On the contrairé, my panicky brother-in-law, I'm on a few days off myself, on the account of me being my own boss-
'Ahem'
Vector: (Turns to see his Wife Smirking at Him with her Arms Crossed Before Chuckling Awkwardly) A-And Vanilly too. She's the real boss of this operation.
Vanilla: That's right~ (Happily Hugs her Husband) And as your boss, I order you to spend the rest of your appointed days off with you darling of a wife~ (Starts Kissing Vector on the Cheek Repeatedly)
Vector: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Vanilla's Kisses) Will do, boss!~ Loud and clear.
Bunnie: (Chuckles Lightly at Her and Twan's Fellow Married Couple Duo) You know, all this restin' already got me in the mood for some breakfast right 'bout now.
Vanilla: (Smiles Brightly to an Idea) Ooh! Do you want me to make all some? It'll make our day even brighter!~
Bunnie: (Starts Stretching her Arms Up in the Air) Only if you let me help ya out, cuz. I've been doin' some cookin' on my own time as of late.
Antoine: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) It'z true!~ You two must try her blueberry pancakes. They are truly divine worthy, justlike beautiful chef herself~ (Kiss the Top of Bunnie's Hand)
Bunnie: (Starts Blushing a Bit) Oh come now, Sugah Twah, no need to keep butterin' me up this early.
Vector: We've got a few more blueberries left for you to use in the fridge.
Bunnie: Blueberry Pancakes it is then. (Got Herself Out of the Bed) You boys stay in here while V' and I get breakfast ready.
Vanilla: (Got Herself Out of the Bed as Well) And once we finished eating and relaxing, we could start Round 2~
Vector/Antoine: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Round 2?
Bunnie: (Forms a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Y'all don't really think we're gonna put our love making session to close now, do ya?~
Vanilla: (Clasps her Hands Together While Putting on A Very Sweet Smile on her Face) Last night was sofun and adventurous that it got us yearning for more. (Starts Smirking as Well) And since our babies are scheduled to come back home in the mid afternoon......
Bunnie: (Place her Hand on Antoine's Cheek) What better way to pass the time than to continue showering you handsome fellas with some bunny love n' charm~
Antoine: (Love and Awe Struck at How Irresistible his Wife Truly Is) Oh mon amour~ (Gets Kissed on the Lips by Bunnie)
Vanilla: (Places her Hands onto Vector's Cheek) Does that sound like a reasonable plan to you, Vector-Kins?~ (Gives Vector a Very Loving Kiss on the Lips)
Vector: (Already Love Struck by His Wife's Kiss) Y-Yeah~ I'm down~
Vanilla: (Smiles Brightly) Spendid!~ I can't wait!~
Bunnie: (Smiles Brightly as Well) Same here! But let's get our breakfast on already! (Walks Out of the Bedroom With Vanilla Following Behind Her)
Vanilla: We'll call you if we need anything.
The wives then blows two kisses at their loving husbands before happily waving at them by the doorway.
Bunnie/Vanilla: We'll miss you!~ (Giggles Softly Among Themselves Before Heading to the Kitchen Together)
Vector: (Watches the Ladies Leave While Still Laying on the Bed with Antoine) So we're really going back at it again, huh?
Antoine: ('Sigh') It seems a job of pleasing your lovely wives iz never truly done. (Turns to Vector) Let us continue on giving it our very all, brother.
Vector: (Nodded To Antoine in Agreement) Let's.
The two brother-in-laws give each other fistbumps as they embark on the rest of the day going forward.
Terry X Mary
Terry/Mary: (Lets Out Very Satisfied and Relaxed Sighs While Laying Next Together on The Bed)
Mary: That was too damn good of the Nighy if I do say so myself~
Terry: (Chuckles Lightly) I'll say! (Turns to Mary with a Smirk and Bedroom Eyes) I dunno why, but I seemed to be keep forgetting how awesome you are at taking charge~
Mary: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, it's part of my job description after all. (Smirks Back at Terry) Though, I do love how lovely the sound of your moans are, Handsome~
????: Don't forget loud.
The couple gasps at the sight of someone standing in front of their bedroom's doorway who is none other than......
Terry/Mary: ROCKY! (Immediately Smiles Very Awkwardly) H-Heyyyyy!~
Terry: 'Sup there, little cub!
Mary: You had a good night sleep last night?
Terry: Or some......Sweet dreams at least?
Rock: (Already Has a Tires, Deadpinned Look on his Face) ............What do you think?
Terry: (Lowers his Smile Along with Mary's) You heard all of that last night, didn't you?
Rock: Yep.
Mary: (Notices the Opened Door in Her and Terry's Room Before Sighing and Facepalming Herself) Amd we didn't even bother to close the door behind us the whole time, didn't we?
Rock: Not. Even. (Walks Away) These walls aren't soundproof, you know?
Mary: We're sorry, sweetie!
Terry: We're be careful next time, we swear!....('Sighs Heavily') We gotta buy that kid those noise canceling earphones for his birthday coming up.
Mary: Agreed. Here's hoping there's cheaper ones this time around.
Shumako
Makoto: (Sighs Relaxingly as She Has the Side of her Head Laying on Ren's Chest) Valentine, the night of romance, has finally concluded for the new year~
Ren: (Casually Shrugs) Eh. It ended too soon for my liking. (Smirks Down at Makoto) I was really enjoying your "freaky" side all night yesterday~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly) I bet you were!~ (Playfully Rolls her Eyes) And I suppose your version wasn't too bad either, albeit cute~
Ren: (Playfully Scoffs) Honey, please. I'm adorable~
Makoto: (Finally Smirks Back) You goddamn right~ (Starts Making Out with her Joker) So cute~ Firm~ And the sweetest of all SORTS of areas!~
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) apretty sure you fit thise descriptions a lot more better than I ever could~
Makoto: Maybe, but I'm not entirely qrong, am I?~
Ren: Not even for a millisecond~ (Kiss Makoto on the Lips) Shame we have to go back to our regularly scheduled program that is society.
Makoto: (Shrugs) Fun has to come to an end sooner and later. (Sighs While Snuggling onto her Joker Some More) I just wish this could last longer than it does now~
Ren: Eh I'm sure we could pick this back up later today if we're in the mood again. (Smiles Softly) There's no way I'm gonna leave my Queen high and dry like that all day
Makoto: (Smiles Back at Ren) Likewise, my dear Joker. Likewise.
Ren: (Sighs While Sitting Up amd Stretching his Arms Up in the Air) Unfortunately, I gotta start off my day in a few minutes.
Makoto: Aww....Already?
Ren: Yeah. I promised Sojiro I help him out with the shop today now that our Oracle's out in school.
Makoto: (Smiles Softly) I'm proud of her for coming out of her shell more often these days.
Ren: (Gets Himself Out of Bed) I'm proud to have her as my sis in general. No matter much of a nerd she is. (Points at Makoto) Don't tell her I said that.
Makot: Only if you promise to keep yourself out of trouble. I know you~
Ren: ('Scoffs') Please. My rebellious phrase is already behind me.
Makoto: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) Uh-huh, sure. (Smacks Ren's Ass)
Ren: (Burst Out Laughing) Makoto!~ (Turns to His Queen with a Very Playfully Smirk on his Face) I didn't take you for the kinky type at all~
Makoto: (Puts on a Cute Pouty Look on her Face) Oh hush up! It's your fault I'm like this.
Ren: Hey, you choose to be more loose. I just provide you guidance. Buuuut if I know you would like my ass that much, I'd probably would've show it off to you more often~
Makoto: ('Sigh') Just go get yourself ready already! (Smacks Ren's Ass Again)
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) Alright, alright, I'm going. I'll miss you till then.
Makoto: (Starts Smiling Again) I'll miss you more, Ren-Ren~
Ren blows a kiss at Makoto before hitting the showers.
Makoto: (Watches Ren Walk Out of the Bedroom Before Taking a Deep Breath) One of these days......(Turn Over to her Side of the Bed and Takes Out a Black Mini Box From Inside the Dresser's Drawer) Might not be today, tomorrow or any of the weeks and months coming up, but ONE of these days, Ren Amimaya.....(Opens the Box, Revealing a Golden Ring Inside) I am GOING to marry you.
'To Be Continued
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