Like, you'd think teams would be able to do something about ovi standing at the spot at this point. It's been 19 years and he's as gray as a wolf. That old man's hips gave out 3 years ago and he's still gonna put up 30, half of which are gonna be from the top of the circle on the power play. Top of the circle power play goal from Ovechkin. Sun rose in the east today i'm guessing? Oh, and it's gonna set in the west, too, I bet. Entire hockey players have been born trained and drafted in that time and we still don't know what to do about that fuckass yellow skatelaces refrigerator-sized piece of dubiously sourced Russian beef just standing in his little spot with his little stick in the air. But that's just how it be on this bitch of an earth

“it speaks to your longevity too that somebody who was in that (little penguins programme) now is in the nhl”

“yeah, that’s a nice way of putting it thank you”… he’s never beating the old-er allegations

March 27th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

“um this is about sidney crosby and alexander ovechkin, right?” (also the detail about sid taking a yoga mat and doing stretches beside the pool… slutty)

Scrolling through twitter and was absolutely ACCOSTED by this image

First of all: OUCH!! My heart!!! Second of all: guys did you forget whose ceremony this is? It is not EITHER of yours!!!

John Carlson getting third wheeled at his own ceremony, as is standard for the life of John Carlson

squad??? (via geno’s instastory)

NHL road trip promo, 2007

sry just putting this here so I can watch it on loop as many times as I want (baby sid youre an angel from heaven)

I love hockey because the widely-accepted Inner Circle Of Greats is a Saskatchewan farm boy, a suspiciously Soviet-friendly twink, a guy whose name translates to "the best," a bisexual with a mullet, a Russian laboratory experiment, The Beloved And Highly Favoured Child Of God, and two unrelated white boys named Connor

why does r*ssi get to write sidovi fic on main and i have to go on ao3

Credit: 1929hockey

The Insta early days.

i did make a Noise at this post