So what’s the over-under on Carly and Marty’s combined ice time tonight? I say about 50 minutes

I can’t decide what’s making me most mad:

-their own incompetence

-the hits that are fucking endangering our players (AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!)

-the absolute fucking garbage officiating

Also he elbowed him right in the fucking head that should be a major!! But at least they actually called a penalty unlike the hit on teej so I shouldn’t complain I guess

IF FUCKING REMPE HURT TVR IM GONNA GO BALLISTIC

See if they simply get outplayed and lose, I can live with that. But it’s shit like GIVING UP FUCKING SHORTHANDED GOALS that DRIVE ME INSANE and MAKE ME MAD

“He loved Tom Wilson growing up” is such a wild thing to hear lol

While I like miro making his playoff debut, scratching NAK feels like a betrayal to the fourth line and also to me personally

In game 1, they delivered the one (1) goal I asked for. In game 2, I asked for multiple goals, which they delivered!

So I am going to up the ante once again, and for game 3, I am going to ask that they win. I know this is a big ask for the terrible goblin team, but please, it’s all I want. The only thing I want out of this series is to not get swept, and I have faith that you can get this win. Please, show out in front of the home crowd, rock the red, beat the Rangers and get that win.

Crowd in Tampa: “Vasy! Vasy!”

Me: Last time you chanted “Vasy” you got scored on very quickly

One literal second later: *Panthers score*

Me: 😶😐

Why does ESPN keep having to ruin my playoff viewing experience by continuing to have b*ccigross call games like please just fucking STOP!!!!! Why do you keep forcing me to listen to him!!!!

The Isles are going to lose this series because they’re not putting the other Sebastian Aho in the lineup, thus depriving us of any Aho on Aho shenanigans, so they’re getting punished for it

Buccigross is literally fucking ruining my enjoyment of the series I was most excited for. I just want to watch the Avs and Jets and all I can think is “shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!” I literally fucking hate that man so fucking much I want him to be off my TV forever

AND the puck wasn’t in the vicinity. He should’ve gotten an interference and this should be four on four at the LEAST. This feels like a carbon fucking copy of what happened to Jensen

So they get a headshot on teej, get NO penalty, AND they get a fucking power play out of it??????????????? Bro what the ACTUAL FUCK I am absolutely fucking INCENSED what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These idiots need to stop taking fucking penalties I swear to fucking god

Our fourth line got severely outplayed last game, and I have to admit, I’m afraid of that happening again tonight

TvR has the innate ability to make everyone obsessed with him, and he clearly drew the entire Rangers team right to him using that power lol

Tbh I think this was a deliberate strategy to get in their heads. “Don’t worry guys if I flirt with them they’ll let their guard down.” He’s trying to get on the inside to take them down from within. What better way to defeat your enemies than to make them obsessed with you?