i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part one. more posts)
Ruby: Uh yeah, Weiss just texted me. Apparently um, Snow got bullied at school this morning.
Yang: *deep inhale and looks at her watch* If we leave RIGHT now we and take the connecting flight through Haven, we can be in Vale by noon and that PUNKS HOUSE WILL BE IN ASHES BY 12:30!!
Blake: No no, the best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then, you sneak into their house at four a.m. which statistically speaking, is the hour which people are least prepared to defend themselves.
Yang: Correct.
Blake: Once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick. Heavy. Rope. Soaked in red paint, pummeling them over and over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh, as loud as you can for as long as you can. And then, you start to beat them again.
Oscar: *drops his mug*
Ruby: Hm... yeah. *looks at Yang* Yeah I might just wait until I get the details from Weiss and see what actually happened.
Jamie: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
Keeley: But how? When?
Jamie: Well, we spent the entirety of Ted and Trent’s wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.
Keeley: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?
Jamie: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Roy can waltz.
Keeley: Roy can waltz?
Jamie: Roy can waltz. 😏
Keeley: …Look how you just said 'Roy can waltz.’
Jamie: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Roy can waltz.
Keeley: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.’