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ladymarvel27 · 1 year

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Inej: I am pretty sure that's illegal, Kaz. Kaz: I am pretty sure that I am a criminal, Inej.

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its-a-show-stoppin-number · 9 months

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Inej: Kaz, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a wagon today, what do I do?

Kaz: Go after the wagon driver and make him pay for what he did to me.

Kaz: Avenge me, Inej. Avenge me!

Inej: I found this company, and they bury you in a biodegradable sack. So when your body decomposes, it fertilizes the seeds of a fruit tree.

Inej: That's what I want. Because then you and all the people that love me can eat the fruit from my tree.

Kaz: That is fucking mental

Inej: Coming from the guy that wants me to ruin a wagon driver's life just 'cause he killed you swerving to avoid a child.

Kaz: I didn't know about the fucking child.

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siredtodeadgaywizards · 10 months

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Inej: Why crows, Kaz? You could’ve chosen a new symbol, built a new myth.

Kaz: Caw caw motherfuckers

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pancakes507 · 1 year

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Wait so we know when Kaz supposedly fell in love with Inej with the whole "if he could bottle her laugh and gotten drunk on it every night, he would have"and yada yada but when did Inej fall in love with Kaz?? It can't be since the menagerie as like love at first sight doesn't really work in the grishaverse 💀💀

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multifandomconfusion · 1 year

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Inej: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Kaz: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

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brekkers-wife · 8 months

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Kaz: I hate it here.

Inej: where?

Kaz: [gestures vaguely]

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en-beewriter · 1 year

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Nina: hey Inej are you free on friday?

Inej: yes?

Nina: what about you Kaz?

Kaz: yes, I am.

Nina: great! because I’m not. you two go on without me, enjoy your date ;)

Inej: did she just-

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glitchglint · 2 years

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Inej: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: You're hot and I'll still eat you

Jesper,*slams hands on table*: ONE QUIET DINNER, ASSHOLES! THAT'S ALL I FUCKING ASK FOR!

Nina: Doesn't that bother you?

Kaz: ...

Kaz: No

Nina: Why?

Kaz: They’ve been doing that before we even started dating. Believe me, I knew what I got myself into.

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livsoulsecrets · 2 years

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Jesper: If I let anything happen to Inej, I wouldn't be able to live with myself

Jesper: Of course I wouldn't have to, because Kaz would kill me

Jesper: But still.

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ladybirdmacbeth · 11 months

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Inej: They go low, we go high.

Kaz: Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat.

Inej: No.

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grimbanes · 1 year

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kanej coded moment between my lover and i

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ladymarvel27 · 10 months

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Kaz: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Inej: It was me. Kaz: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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rapha-reads · 1 year

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Kaz Brekker: *glares* "You upset my wife."

Random mercher: "So what, you're going to torture and kill me?"

Kaz: "Oh, no, she can do that herself. But while she's making you reconsider your whole life and beg for a swift death, I'm going to steal everything that is yours, tarnish your name forever, and destroy your reputation. Have fun, darling!"

*Inej appears from out of the shadows*

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bookishpookie · 1 year

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possible crooked kingdom spoilers ahead

when they cut out the eye of the man who hurt you & throw them in the sea, pay off your indenture, buy you a ship to fulfill your dreams, and reunite you with your family>>

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pancakes507 · 2 years

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AU where Jordie is alive and works for per haskelle and Kaz is just there and happy to help his brother but one day Jordie visits the Menagerie to get some deal from Tante Heleen and that's where Kaz sees Inej, full sliks and everything and just becomes so infatuated by her

After the deal thing he just convinces Jordie to buy off her indenture but a little bit before that I think the moment went off a little like:

Jordie: *talking about something with Tante Heleen*

Kaz: *sneaks away to sit next to Inej who is observing*

Kaz: *awkwardly* ...so uh...you work here?

Inej:

Kaz: my brother is a good business man

Inej:

Kaz: *whispers* he can buy off your contract

Inej: *IS LISTENING*

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Kaz: buy off the suli girl's contract

Jordie: what why

Kaz: JUST DO IT

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Kaz: ok good news my brother has paid off your contract

Inej: what's the bad news?

Kaz: bad news is i had to make up a talent for you- so do you know how to throw knives?

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bookscorpion73 · 11 months

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My friend just texted this and it is 100% the crows

Kaz: I need help… it happen again.

Jesper: how many times do I have to tell you not to fall asleep with your texts to Inej open? How bad was it this time! Did you try unsending it?

Kaz: *copy and pasted message* 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 💵💵✨✨✨and it was read 2 minutes ago.

Jesper: yeah so your options are leave town or say a child had your phone

Kaz: I don’t even know any childr- oh wait she’s just kinda going with it? …How many knife emojis before it’s threatening?

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