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#stay safe out there and get a bunch of candy or buy a bunch of candy for yourself đŸ­đŸ«đŸŹ
izuke-the-zombie · 6 months
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💀Mac stealing candy while also traumatizing children and causing heart attacks for s**** and giggles, while over here Wukong is in the front of every door, pushing and shoving any kid in his way leaving a trail of crying screaming children while trying to charm the house owner to give him more than one king size candy bars from each and every house.đŸ‘»đŸŽƒđŸ’•đŸ«
🍭They are both the worst trick or treaters out there an MK has to supervise them from now on😠
Also here's a good scenario I came up with all drawing them.
what if the whole gang goes out for Halloween shopping picking out costumes or material for their costumes and macaque pics of ghosts / zombie/ anything that reminds you of the Dead. Mac's costume upsets monkey King to the point he tries to ignore or tries to bully him into a better costume anything that doesn't remind him that he's actually half dead or maybe out of guilt / fear he just doesn't want to see him macaque in that horrific way again.
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scaras-silly-girl · 6 months
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okay wait I was onto smth!! maybe!!!
Halloween/Fall Hcs with genshin men!🕾
written w fem reader in mind, established relationships, modern au, light sex joke, ft scara, ajax, lyney
scara
if you're going to want to be out and about on halloween, this is not the guy for you. 100% wants to stay in the whole time
will watch scary movies/play horror games with you, he will any day honestly but- he gets such an ego boost if you hide yourself in his shirt during gorey or freaky parts of movies. he gets so happy that he feels like he can protect you
he will not, under any circumstances, hand out candy to trick or treaters. he will slam the door in a 6 year olds face lmao he thinks it's stupid and will be honest about it. if you have a young sibling, he'll come with you to take them trick or treating (and complain a lot)
he doesn't care for anything sweet, probably opting for sour candies like sweettarts or those weird hard ball things. but maybe if he's feeling generous, he'll buy you some of your favorite treats. even if he hates the sticky sweet gummies and pixie stix you adore, you can bet everything he'll stand in line for hours the day before halloween.
he thinks dressing up is stupid, but you could talk him into a basic couples costume. maybe ghostface and casey (tbh ive never watched scream movies so im going off google) he would probably do that pumpkin head trend with you, he'll feel stupid the whole time but it's worth it to make you happy.
he'd want to carve pumpkins, and he will, but carving them gets difficult for him. it takes a lot of strength to do that, but he will do his best and attempt to help you. maybe it's best to skip this and just paint pumpkins...
you can take him to starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte all you want, but he'll insist on paying and get the worst tasting black coffee every time!! it's even worse because he genuinely likes bitter coffee
overall 10/10 fall boyfie, he doesn't like all the chaos and celebrations, but does enjoy quality time with you<3
ajax
he was literally made for this. he adores autumn and winter. considering he's from shneznaya, he could wear a t-shirt any time in fall and be fine, no matter where you live.
he'll take you to all his friends parties, if your up for it. and you have to have matching costumes, any couple you can think of is a valid costume option. he will be ken. he will wear the fucking roller skating costume. a little off topic but he saw the barbie movie and loved it.
spends halloween hitting up parties and showing off your costumes and takes teucer out to trick or treat at the end of the night. it's literally so cute to see him walking with teucer, eventually carrying him home when it gets too late.
he's so sweet to kids while giving out candy. i think he's the type to have candy bars and other allergy safe options, lollipops and goldfish maybe. the neighborhood kids love his house because of how rich he is, king sized chocolate bars for all. he's such a family man and adores kids so he's made for this.
he goes mad when decorating for halloween, pushing the line between too scary for kids and too cute. somehow it always works out. I feel like he'd be good at decorations because he takes side jobs at haunted houses. he'd be really good at playing a slasher i think.
you'll go to the haunted house he's working at with a group of friends, and he'll end up sneaking up on you from behind, pressing his fake knife to your throat and whispering "boo" it nearly gives you a heart attack but it's mad funny. he definitely gets in trouble for kissing one of the customers, but it's worth it.
if you prefer a calmer way to celebrate, he'll skip most of the parties and have a nice night with you after teucer gets tired out from a sugar rush. you'll snuggle up on the couch together watch whatever scary movies you'd like, he definitely puts up a bunch of candles for the fun atmosphere.
he'll buy you literally anything halloween or fall related. you want a cute new reath for autumn? only the best one on the market for you. want some overpriced seasonal drink? you're having a large and he'll get one too! it's honestly just an excuse to spoil you at this point
he's a 9/10 in this department. would be a 10 if he didn't make jokes about skeletons and boners...
lyney
the halloween boyfriend of the century. he has so much fun with holiday stuff and dressing up makes it even better
he's a performer, he's extra, so he has to win any costume contests! lynette is sick of this nonsense by now but it warms her heart to see you having so much fun helping lyney with his autumnal nonsense.
he's not necessarily one for big halloween celebrations, opting to spend his time hanging out with you and his siblings, possibly telling scary stories. lynette is rather unphased but poor freminet is always freaked out afterwards. there's definitely more than enough marshmallows for all the smores you intend to eat while this goes on.
he'll let you snuggle up next to him around the fire pit if you get a little freaked out. he gets to entertain and be with his lover, two of his favorite things. he'll even roast a few marshmallows for you! but it's expected that you return the gesture.
he'll definitely buy all kinds of dumb halloween decorations from the closest dollar store. don't be suprised when you find plastic spiders placed around the house. he loves to decorate outside of the house, it's slightly obnoxious but you're used to it at this point.
he'll happily take you out for whatever over the top seasonal drink you want, he does this for lynette every year as well. unsurprisingly, she typically becomes the third wheel to these drink based outings. but it's worth it to see lyney fawning over you like a puppy.
as previously mentioned, he dresses up and goes hard on halloween costumes. he'll be the one begging you to match for halloween. he seriously goes hard, the time and dedication of a seasoned cosplayer goes into his costumes.
he's the type to take you to fall festivals and engage in the classic fair games, throwing darts, bobbing for apples, even silly haunted houses. you might end up dragging him into a haunted house, lyney won't get too scared... or at least that's what he says, but he holds your hand the whole time.
a solid 9/10 fall boyfriend, definitely gets into all aspects of october and fall as a whole. he gets a little too carried away and might forget about your scary movie date... but it's okay because now you, him, and both of his siblings all have matching costumes!!
shit i sorta lost motivation with lyneys uhhh it's fineee i just wanted this out for halloween lol
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wheresarizona · 2 years
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An Adorably Sweet Man
summary: You both clearly had feelings for each other. It’s just a little surprising Din is the first to break.
rating: M (non-explicit smut, soft!Din Djarin, brothels, talk about sex workers (we are respectful in this house) love confessions, kissing, feelings, fluff.)
pairing: Din Djarin/f!reader
word count: 1900+
a/n: A fic for my follower celebration for my dear friend, @dresupi. She asked for space dad fluff with the prompt, “I love you, and it terrifies me.” Shoutout to @juletheghoul and @invisibleismyname for the beta! Love you guys.
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Mando had taken you in as a crewmember on his ancient, pre-Empire assault ship, to do maintenance and, on occasion, watch over his tiny green alien son when he was bounty hunting. The thing was, he didn’t actually need you for the maintenance. The man knew how to take care of his giant relic, sturdier than the newer starships, that he’d kept in pretty good condition. It was just happenstance that while he’d been docked in your boss’s hangar and you’d been doing the routine diagnostics, you’d found one issue of a couple of lines in the wrong spots that were hindering fuel intake a minuscule amount, and you’d corrected it, but he’d thought it was the greatest catch and offered you the job.
At least that’s what he’d made your boss believe. In reality, you had found that minor issue, but his kid was force sensitive, and you were force sensitive, and the little guy would not leave without you. He made you see through the force his time with his father, showing you he was a good man, trying to do his best by Grogu and keep him safe, and when you’d tried to explain that you weren’t a Jedi, that you didn’t have a lightsaber, and only knew very basic things taught to toddlers because that’s how old you’d been when the order fell, Grogu had basically communicated same.
And that was how it all began.
You traveled with Mando, whose face you hadn’t seen and who spoke very little, and Grogu, who made sure his face was the first thing you saw in the morning and liked to share things through the force all the time (his top two topics were food, and his dad).
Then things got
 complicated.
Because Grogu had been right about his father being a good man, but you’d learned over time that he was truly amazing.
It took some time, breaking down those durasteel walls of his, and he’d slowly opened up to you, showed you little pieces of himself, until the reveal of his name, that made you feel like you knew the galaxy's greatest secret.
Din was a sweetheart.
The kind of man who showed affection through acts of service, doing little things to make your life a little easier and help you out, and also buying you trinkets to make you smile. He did things that showed you meant something to him, that he cared about you, and then one day, he came back from buying supplies, and had somehow found your favorite candy from a planet on the other side of the galaxy, and you’d hugged him.
It was like a dam broke because once he had permission to touch you, his hands were on you whenever he was near—respectfully, of course, never doing anything untoward, even if you wanted him to touch you like that, and thought extensively about what the situation was like under that flight suit of his.
You both clearly had feelings for each other, but were both too cowardly to act on them and ruin the dynamic you’d developed.
The three of you were stopped on a quaint planet said to have some of the best pleasure houses in the galaxy, and Din Djarin, the smartest man you knew, hadn’t known what those were. He assumed the place had a bunch of nice inns, bringing you there to stay for the night and have a chance to sleep on the real bed. The thought had been sweet, and luckily Grogu had been sleeping in his hover pod, the top closed as you walked down the street, passing the mentioned houses, with transparisteel walls to see into rooms and the very pleasurable activities people were getting up to.
Din’s back had straightened when you walked past the first one, his helmet glancing before turning back forward. You, on the other hand, couldn’t keep your eyes away, taking in the different species doing many various acts.
“What’s the, uh, difference between these places and a brothel?” Din asked.
“Pleasure houses, the people working are doing it because they enjoy it and the money is a bonus. Brothels, the people are doing it for the money, and usually as a means to survive.”
“And the workers don’t enjoy it?” You could hear the frown in his voice.
“I’m sure they do sometimes! Depends on how caring their partner is. But it’s more of a job to them, and they work hard to earn their money, you know?” You rubbed his shoulder over the rough material of his cape. “I have no doubt that the lovely sex workers you’ve paid in the past had a wonderful time.”
“I hope so, too.”
You were impressed with the creativity of some of the couples, positions you weren’t even sure you were flexible enough to get into. There was also an orgy, that had a lot going on, between species you hadn’t known had compatible parts. It was entertaining and had you feeling hot under your clothes. One caught your attention, and you stopped in your tracks, watching in fascination as a human woman was on her knees, bent forward, with a man holding her arms behind her back, pounding into her from behind. You couldn’t hear the sounds, but from how their faces were screwed up in pleasure, you had an idea, and arousal pooled in your belly, imagining what it would be like to be in her place. What does beskar feel like against bare skin?
“Do they know we can see?”
Din’s voice made you jump, your heart pounding in your chest.
“Fuck!” You shouted, hand touching over your heart. “You scared me.”
“Scared or caught?”
You looked over at him, narrowing your eyes.
“I’ll have you know I am unashamed that I enjoy watching people have sex.” You looked back at the couple, tilting your head. “Maker, I just wish it were me.”
Coughing sounded from Din’s modulator, and your head turned towards him again.
“You okay?” You asked, patting his back over his cape.
“Yeah,” he wheezed. “Swallowed wrong.”
Your eyes moved back to the room, watching the man flip the woman easily, putting her legs on his shoulders, as he thrust into her.
“Happens to the best of us, buddy. You ever miss sex?”
You knew he wasn’t a virgin. You’d had to wheedle the information out of him because you’d been curious and nosey, finding out that before he’d taken in Grogu, he stopped at brothels on occasion, which made him not knowing what a pleasure house was amusing to you.
It was quiet for a moment.
“
Yes.” He finally answered.
“Me too. What I would give for someone else to make me orgasm.” You sighed wistfully as you turned away from the window, patting Din on the shoulder. “Come on, big guy, let’s go find an actual inn. I was told I’d be sleeping on a mattress tonight, and no matter how many pillows you buy me, the rack remains only slightly superior to the Crest’s floor.”
You started walking, Din following, his strides catching him up to you quickly, as Grogu’s pod followed beside you.
To your surprise, there was a non-pleasure inn, and the rooms were reasonably priced. Din got a two-bedroom suite so you each could have your own beds.
The place was decent enough and would suffice for your sleeping needs, the three of you in the adjoining living room.
“Is the kid awake?” Din asked, the first time he’d said anything to you since the window.
You felt for Grogu in the force, his signature calm and even, indicating he was sleeping.
“Still out cold,” you answered.
Din nodded once, moving the child into the room, and returning a minute later, shutting the door behind him.
He stood there for a minute watching you, and your eyebrow raised.
“Why are you staring?” You asked.
You saw his shoulders dip like he was letting out a breath, and he walked until he was standing in front of you, close enough that you could reach out and touch him.
“The people
” he started.
“The people having sex?”
“Yes,” he nodded.
“What about them?”
“You
 wished for it?”
“Well, yeah, don’t you?” You asked.
“I do.”
You felt an uncomfortable feeling form in your chest at the implication of his answer and his past history.
“Okay,” you said slowly. “Did.. um, did you want me to watch Grogu while you go, you know, visit one of the establishments?”
“No,” he shook his head.
Your eyebrows creased. What was this conversation about?
“I don’t quite understand your train of thought,” you said.
He moved a little closer, his gloved hand cradling your cheek, and you leaned into the touch.
“I want you, cyar’ika,” he spoke softly.
Your breath hitched in your throat, eyes going wide.
“Me?”
“Yes,” he nodded.
“What’s changed?” You asked. “Why now?”
He sighed.
“I didn’t like the thought of you with someone else.”
“So, you’re just jealous?”
“No. I’ve had feelings for you for a while, and I know you feel the same.”
“Well, obviously. But now, there’s an option of me paying for sex, and suddenly you want to be with me?”
“I was
 scared.”
“Of what?”
You saw his chest move, hearing him take a deep breath.
“That I love you.”
Your eyes went wide again, eyebrows in your hairline.
“You love me?”
“I do. I love you, and it terrifies me.”
“Why does it terrify you?”
“The thought that you might not feel the same.”
You couldn’t help but laugh, his helmet tilting in confusion, and you imagined he was frowning under the bucket, feeling a bit bad, but the idea that you didn’t love him was hilarious. It took some seconds to finally calm down.
You put your hand over his on your face, your other moving to rest on his helmet.
“Din Djarin, you adorable, sweet man, I have loved you since the moment Grogu showed me through the force all of your best moments, loving and protecting him like he were your own flesh and blood, and my feelings have only grown as time has gone on. You have no reason to be scared. I love you, too.”
You’d thought you already knew the galaxy’s greatest secret by knowing Din Djarin’s name, but all of the pieces of him you’d gathered, loving one another without any idea of what was under the beskar, hadn’t prepared you for the last piece of the puzzle to slide into place, as his hand went to his helmet, pulling it off to reveal the face of the man you loved.
You were shocked, mouth falling open as you took in the soulful brown eyes and beaming smile, the way he had a dimple in his right cheek, and his dark hair a mess atop his head. He was gorgeous, a face the artisans on Naboo would carve into stone to immortalize, and only you got to see it.
His face slowly morphed into concern the longer you didn’t speak, until he broke the silence.
“Are you okay?” He asked.
His voice was even more attractive without the helmet, and there was a possibility you were going to combust.
“Yes!” You finally answered. “Sorry, a lot to take in. You tell a girl you love her, then break the creed you’ve followed your entire life in the span of five minutes, and it’s really just a rollercoaster of emotions.” You were rambling. “I loved you without knowing what was under that bucket, but I had not been prepared for how unfairly attractive you are. No wonder you wear the damn thing. People would be throwing themselves at you. Fuck, can I kiss you?”
He was smiling, cheeks pinking up.
“You can
 I’ve just
 uh
never.”
“Stop right there, babe. I will happily teach you in the ways of kissing
 and more,” you winked.
He gulped.
“I’d like that.”
“And I want to see what else you're hiding under all that,” you said, pointing at his chest.
“You’ll soon find out,” he smirked.
Your hand went to the back of his head, pulling him close to you, slanting your mouth against his, kissing him hard and relishing in the surprised sound he’d made before he’d melted into you, his hands cupping your face, mimicking your movements. When you felt he had the basics down, you slid your tongue across his bottom lip, and he got the message, opening for you, swallowing his groan as you pushed in. He learned quickly, the two of you kissing deeply until breathing became a necessity, and you broke apart panting as you rested your foreheads together.
“I love you, Cyar’ika.”
“I love you, too, Din. Are you still scared?”
“No. I’m happy.”
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lovely--lover · 1 year
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Hellfire Holidays
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Merry late Christmas if you celebrate the holiday! I always seem to post the holiday themed writing late lol I am settled in my personal life so I will be writing more now. I have missed it a lot đŸ„ș
Eddie Munson
đŸ”„Christmas inflation has hit the drug sales! Eddie gives no discounts or deals during the holiday season. He needs the money to buy Wayne Christmas gifts.
đŸ”„Eddie gets all the Hellfire club members new D&D dice (even Erica) he sees a glittery set of pink dice and thinks of her đŸ„ș
đŸ”„Eddie never knows what to buy Wayne for Christmas. He never wants anything except Eddie to be safe. So Eddie gets him a new hat and mug every year (it’s become some what of a tradition) Wayne must like them since they’re displayed all around the trailer!
đŸ”„Eddie also gets him new work boots and clothes. The nice kind that cost a lot and last a long time. Wayne always protest that he can’t accept the gifts.
“I know these are expensive boy. I don’t want you spending your money on me mine are just fine
.take em back and get your money back”
“That’s too much work plus I lost the receipt so just keep em old man”
đŸ”„He buys gifts for Max and leaves them on her front porch with a scribbled tag that says For Red. The gift contains various cassettes and a fluffy blanket (the trailers get cold in the winter) and When Max pulls out a Metallica cassette she can’t help but smile “That freak”
đŸ”„Eddie hated Christmas as a kid his only family was Wayne and they were poor and kid Eddie didn't understand. So Wayne would take him to see Christmas lights and meet Santa, and attempt to decorate the trailer.  
đŸ”„Every holiday since Wayne wraps the trailer in glowing Christmas lights making it stand out in the dark trailer park.
đŸ”„Wayne also made a tradition that on Christmas Eve Eddie could stay up as late as possible and watch the Christmas movies on TV while eating cookies and waiting for Santa. Little Eddie would always crash on the couch resting on Wayne's shoulder. Wayne would carry him to bed and tuck him under the blankets before placing the presents under their small tree.
đŸ”„They still do this tradition but Eddie stays awake much longer and no longer believes in Santa so when midnight hits Eddie will run to his room and get the gifts for Wayne to open “It’s technically Christmas!”
Gareth Emerson
đŸ”„Gets dark red dice with silver numbers from Eddie for Christmas Gareth feels bad so he runs to the vending machine and gets him a candy bar and a soda.
đŸ”„Every year his mom makes him and his sister wear matching outfits and take pictures together at the mall. They are awkward and Gareth doesn't smile until his mom yells at him to.
đŸ”„His mom bribes him with $20 to not tell his sister that Santa’s not real and if he does she will beat him (said jokingly
..maybe) Gareth wasn't gonna tell his sister that anyway but still takes the money and uses it to but his sister a Christmas gift
đŸ”„Gareth gets his a mini red flannel, markers and coloring books, and a bracelet making kit (yes she makes him a bracelet and yes he wears it everyday 🙄)
đŸ”„Gareth gets a bunch of photos of him and his sister and puts them in a scrapbook. Writing down his commentary on the pages. He’s really nervous when she opens it (he spent all his money on his sister’s gifts) 
đŸ”„His mom cries when she looks through the pages and grabs Gareth in a hug squeezing him tight “Oh Gare-bear you’re so sweet such a good boy!” “Mom please!”
đŸ”„He’s secretly a sucker for Christmas sweaters! They’re so soft and cozy but he only wears them at home while watching movies with his family or laying in his bed cuddled up with his stuffie that his sister got for him
..so he can’t get rid of it! (that’s what he says anyway)
đŸ”„He stays up late and stars out the window when it snow he thinks the falling snow is mesmerizing. The next morning he makes snow angels and has a snowball fight with his sister (he really adores her even though he would never admit it đŸ„ș)
đŸ”„Jeff makes him a bear plushie!
Dustin Henderson
đŸ”„He gets dark green dice with silver numbers from Eddie for Christmas. Dustin gives him his old copy of the Never Ending Story soundtrack. 
đŸ”„The second it gets cold his mom is pulling out the scarves and gloves making him layer up until he’s sweating. 
“Mom it’s not that cold!”
“Dustybun! Yes it is, you’ll get sick. I still remember how miserable you were last year after getting the flu. My poor baby!”
He takes off all the layers when he gets on the bus (yes he does get sick🙄 )
đŸ”„Has been getting gifts for months to make Suzie a Christmas box! It’s full of candy, fantasy books, a blanket, and one of his hats and a bunch of other nerd stuff lol
đŸ”„Always makes his mom a Christmas gift (because she loves it) and it is the only type of gift she will accept.
Every Christmas Eve him and his mom eat cheese and crackers while drinking sparkling cider and watch game shows. His mom is so proud when he gets all the questions right!
đŸ”„Jeff makes him a lion plushie
Mike Wheeler
đŸ”„Mike gets yellow and purple dice with gold letters from Eddie
đŸ”„Mike is an absolute Grinch!! He hates Christmas all the cheer annoys him. He always complains when his mom ask him to help decorate or go to festivities
đŸ”„Only gets a gift for Eleven and spends hours at the mall trying to pick something. Makes Lucas and Dustin go with him (Max refused) he ends up getting her some scrunchies, markers, a teddy bear, and a Hawkins t-shirt to remind her of home.
đŸ”„On Christmas morning he refuses to get up early so everyone has to wait to open gifts. He doesn’t really show any expression when opening gifts just gives a “thanks”
đŸ”„He hates the snow and gets cold easily but still only wears a jacket because he thinks he’s too cool to wear a coat.
đŸ”„Jeff makes him a mouse plushie
Erica Sinclair
đŸ”„Gets pink glittery dice from Eddie and gifts from all the other Hellfire members. It’s all cute and nerdy stuff! She is the Hellfire Club baby but no one says it because the one time Gareth did she had to be held back by Dustin
đŸ”„Erica likes Christmas because all of the gifts and money she get’s. She is a material girl! But she will not be getting gifts for anyone else she’s Erica she doesn't have to 😌💅
đŸ”„I'm torn between the idea that she still believes in Santa or when she is taken to meet Santa she says something like 
“Who is this man! I know he’s not Santa! He’s not real” all the other kids in the line gasp in horror 
“Erica!”
  “What it’s just the facts”
đŸ”„She is very honest about gifts if she doesn’t like it you will know
đŸ”„Has an American Flag Christmas sweater where the stars are snowflakes instead (something like that) because Christmas is the peak of capitalism and she loves it!!
đŸ”„Jeff makes her a bunny plushie!
Lucas Sinclair
đŸ”„Eddie gives him gold dice with white numbers for Christmas. Lucas gives him a Hawkins Jersey “What the hell is this Sinclair?”
đŸ”„Tries to convince Erica that Santa is real because he sees her as a kid “Only nerds think Santa is real”
đŸ”„Gives Max the basketball he first scored a goal with, a new cassette player, and sneakers because he knows that hers get worn out quickly from skating and walking everywhere.
đŸ”„Send will a letter updating him on everything and painting supplies for Christmas asking for him to send back a painting.
đŸ”„He and Dustin have snow ball fights and Erica watches them from the window before knocking on it. “What is she saying?” Erica rolls her eyes and holds up an L before closing the curtains.
đŸ”„Loves Christmas movies and popcorn! Invites Max to come watch one every Friday even though she always declines.
đŸ”„Jeff makes him a tiger plushie
Jeff
đŸ”„Gets light blue dice with silver numbers from Eddie for Christmas. He gives Eddie a handmade bat plush, chocolate chip cookies, brownies, and lemon bars for Wayne.  
đŸ”„Definitely knows how to sew and makes each of the members their own plushies. They are different animals.
đŸ”„He loves Christmas and the winter. It’s cold which gives him an excuse to stay inside and bake all day. Gifting the sweets for people around him!
đŸ”„He proudly wears Christmas sweaters and is the person to wear a Santa hat all day on Christmas. Insisting people fill a plate and make another one to go.
Adam (Freak 1)
đŸ”„Gets black dice with silver numbers from Eddie. He gives Eddie the new Metallica CD (he wants to impress Eddie so bad lol)
đŸ”„He loves the Holidays because he gets to spend time with family and loved ones. He is a very sentimental guy and loves being close to those around him.
đŸ”„I get the vibes he is half Jewish. He tells the members about Hannukah and how they celebrate it. They are all very respectful!!
đŸ”„Jeff makes him a shark plushie!
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cupidsdolll · 7 months
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trick
You should be used to his tricks by now, it was one of Steve’s favorite choices to get your attention. He was willing to do anything to pull that grumpy mood out of you, or get a laugh or smile out of you. He’d switch your sprite to water, move things into a different room when you’re not looking, and his favorite one would be anything to do with toothpaste. If you had Oreos you forgot to put away, he was scraping the cream out and replacing it with toothpaste, eagerly waiting for your disgusted face when you bite into them.
It’s safe to say that Halloween is one of his favorite holidays, not for the candy or the spooky season or anything like that; he loved the costumes, the unadulterated joy, and the thrill that ran through his body at the idea of trying to outdo his last prank on his best friend. He liked to give you a playful scare, nothing too big, just enough to get your blood racing a little. He spent his downtime thinking of ways to outdo last year, which was relatively lame in comparison to some of the others. He was stuck trying to find something good enough so he ended up just buying a bunch of plastic beetles and laying them over your blanket while you slept.
It was your mistake honestly, you knew better than to take a nap and let your guard down when Steve’s been so excited recently. He’s nearly buzzing out of his skin and he can’t stay still no matter what. You’ve just been working so much and you’re just so tired, you figured it wouldn’t hurt to rest your eyes for just a couple of minutes. It hadn’t hurt honestly, you woke up an hour later feeling refreshed and ready to put up with any and all of Steve’s antics for the rest of the day. You sat up and pushed the blanket off of you, and that’s when you saw it.
A brown little bug flying off your bed and onto the floor. You stared in shock and turned your head to your bed, your eyes looking at the other bugs resting on your blanket. Most of them are unmoving, maybe they’re as scared as you are, but there’s one that moves ever so often as if it’s trying to creep on you. The scream that escapes your mouth is loud and full of fear and you watch as they begin to move as you fight to get out of bed. You scream Steve’s name and almost immediately, he runs through the door and stands in the doorway. He’s oddly calm for the situation at hand, he just watches you with wide eyes and tanned arms crossed.
He fails to hide the smile that grows on his face before he bursts out in laughter, almost immediately doubling over as he laughs loudly. You stare at him, very unamused and just the slightest bit irritated at him for doing this. You can’t quite blame him though, as much as the pranks annoy you to the end of the world, you still sometimes think they can be funny. After a short while, Steve stands back straight and wipes the tears off his face.
“Sorry, sleeping beauty.” He says and snickers ever so softly and you can’t help but smile lightly before throwing a pillow at him.
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Could you do two separate headcanons for What it would be like to be Stella and stolas's friends from helluva boss? The kind of things they would want to do for fun, places they would go to hang out, gifts they would give friends. Etc
Stella:
‱ Going out to eat a lot. Brunch, lunch, dinner, drinks in the evening. Stella likes to go out and experience the finer things and that includes nice restaurants. If they aren't going out then she hosts an afternoon tea with fancy delicacies.
‱ She has expensive taste. Which means she gives expensive gifts. Expect jewelry, fine clothes, spa trips, vacations to exotic places. Nothing is too much for her friends.
‱ She's very stylish and loves to play dress up. She also loves helping her friends dress up. She'll take you clothes shopping, and she'll pick out a bunch of clothes she wants you to try on. She'll get you to do a little fashion show and tell you what makes you look the best. Then she'll buy the clothes for you.
‱ She loves girls trips. Especially ones to spas where she can relax with her friends, have drinks and enjoy herself.
‱ She's the type of friend that will stand up for you. If your meal is wrong at a restaurant she'll make the cook remake it. If someone bumps into you she'll screech at them. If someone hurts you she'll burn their house down.
‱Something personal she likes to do for her friends is take photos. She likes having photos to keep for good memories. She'll take lots of photos and make photo/scrap books for her friends of all the good times they've had. You can expect one after every trip or one on every Christmas for 'memories of the year'.
Stolas:
‱ He's a very personal friend. His gifts are always something meaningful. If you mentioned something you like he'll buy it for you and gift it to you. Sometimes he'll see something that reminds him of his friendship and he'll get that as a gift.
‱ He likes to read and have a book night with his friends. He's not one to favor going out. He'd love it if his friend and he stayed inside and watched his favorite show.
‱ He likes to listen while his friend talks about their day. He'll ask questions and always make sure they are ok.
‱ He's the type to message to make sure his friend got home safe. Or he'll just take them home himself. Or if they want to stay over he'll be happy with that too. They can stay up and talk or read or look at the night sky.
‱ He's the friend that will say "If you need anything at all let me know." And he means it. If you call him asking to help move he will. If you call asking for help with a break up, he'll be at your door with a blanket, some tea, lots of candy and a sappy love movie.
‱ He likes going on trips with his friends but it's always somewhere new where they can have adventures. Or somewhere historical where they can learn things together. And he'll always get his friend a souvenir to keep from their trips.
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informationtips · 2 months
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pinersip · 2 years
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Funny squirrel stick em up pictures with guns
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FUNNY SQUIRREL STICK EM UP PICTURES WITH GUNS HOW TO
I have decided that I will be getting her a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas though.Squirrels may be cute to look at when they’re running around up the trees and nibbling on acorns, but once they’re in your attic tearing up the walls, you’ll be singing a different tune.įind out how to get rid of squirrels safely, effectively, and humanely with these tips. She understands that it involves killing the animal but still wants to go. Funny how a trip to a feed store starts something like this. Yesterday was her sister's one year birthday and I asked her if she still wants to go hunting and she answered yes, she wants to go deer hunting. Again I think to myself about getting her a bb gun again(of course to be used only under adult supervision). Her dad doesn't hunt and I haven't hunted in a while but I guess that's going to change maybe next year. So I explain that chickens are raised and processed and then she decides that she wants to go deer hunting. Taken aback I ask her what she said and she wants to go chicken hunting to make chicken nuggets. No problem we're sitting there eating and she says she wants to go chicken hunting. Funny kid! We decided to stop in at the McDonalds and she wants chicken nuggets and fries. So we finally end up leaving there with a hose head on the stick thing and is prancing around on it and even named Lily. Looking around I see a pink bb gun and not right then but I say to myself "I WILL get her a pink bb gun!" LOl. Then she wants one of those(which we were still only getting the stuffed dog at this point)but again still wants a girl hunter and yes, they did indeed have a girl hunter setup for deer hunting. Deer, turkey, duck and even bear hunting. Then she discovers the hunting sets which they had one for each different type of hunting. Sure enough she finds several with girl farmers. At first she wanted me to get her one of those and then decided she wanted one with a girl farmer. She was quite inquisitive about a bunch of stuff there and when she saw the farm animal sets her eyes lit up. She spotted a stuffed dog that I agreed to buy for her. Well, they did have toys out for sale for Christmas. So after releasing the possum we headed over to TS and when we got in there it was like walking into a candy/toy store. I asked my granddaughter if she wanted to take a ride with me as I also needed to go and get some chicken feed at the Tractor Supply in Laplace. Wednesday night I trapped another possum and no pickup until Monday so I left it in the trap until Friday to go release. This was a fun and funny day with my 5 year old Granddaughter I had Friday.
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ok update she said it’s fine for us to talk about our sex life with others so i’m gonna ramble here bc we’re so so so fucking happy um uh um pda and sex rambling under the cut
we seriously feel so safe and respected with them and we’re so so happy to be getting close with them and we’re so lucky that they came into our life. we actually interacted with them at work before the time that their friend spoke up and asked for our number for them and we just don’t fucking remember faces lol. but yeah the first time we interacted we gushed to each other about how cute some hello kitty dog treats were 😭 and he thought we were cute right off the bat i guess?????? and then he came in again with his friend and they came through our check lane specifically and their friend was a fucking A+ wingman lmfaoooo
so that was onnnn saturday and now we keep talking to them and hanging out and just. we really feel so fucking wanted and cared for like never fucking before. it’s like they can’t get enough of us!!! but she also respects when we say that something makes us uncomfortable and is always really insistent on hearing what WE want and making sure we’re consenting to anything we do. and she knows we have DID because we wanted to be open about that if we pursue any sort of relationship and so far she’s been very chill about it.
so our first hangout session we baked cookies for her beforehand and then we went to their house and ended up getting high for the first time, and she taught us how to use the pipe and she literally held it for us and hmcnvmcbdmvxmc. he didn’t get high because he had work the next day and he was so. like. attentive. making sure we felt okay and were comfortable. and we ended up cuddling and then making out which was 1000% okay with us, we literally brought condoms and lube just in case lmfao. and they kept checking in on us throughout it and insisted on taking some breathers for our sake bc i think they were worried about how worked up we were getting 😭 AND SHE REALLY LIKED THE COOKIES!!!
AND THEN MONDAYYYYYYYYY we went on a “proper date” lol we went to a thrift shop she likes and then to this local dessert shop we recommended which he really liked and we were really happy about that :,) and then the mall and then back to their place again. and they bought us some fun stuff on top of us buying stuff for ourselves (and we TRIED to see if he wanted us to buy him anything but there was nothing he really wanted so we’re treating him to build a bear sometime) so now we have new plushies and pins and movies and a magnet and also a bunch of candy ahhhh
and then. back at his place. :). we both stayed sober bc Work The Next Day and we fucking uhh made out more and then got our fucking pussy ate n dick sucked :) twice actually throughout the night and the second time he used a vibrating tongue piercing :))) and he fucked us so. fucking much. holy shit. like i think we got him addicted to our pussy. and our throat. girl we got facefucked and it was so fucking hot. like he fucked us and then asked “do you want to suck my dick” and ofc we were like “yeah i wanna suck your dick đŸ„ș” so it started with us blowing her ourself and after a bit she just grabbed our head and started fucking our mouth herselfffff holy shittttt. and she was so amazed by how far back she could go without us gagging which we didn’t even realize we had an impressive threshold for our gag reflex????? like she pulled her dick out and stuck her finger down our throat until we gagged and she was like “wowwww it’s really far back thereeee” like damn ok !!!!!!!!!!!
a little after that we mentioned how we were nervous we were making too much noise which led them to ask if we wanted them to put a ball gag on us, and they started playing with our pussy and cock again with us bent over the bed, and that evolved into a gag PLUS a blindfold PLUS handcuffs which were so comfy omg. and like. as he was putting the handcuffs on us he was like “ok just raise your left hand if you need me to stop - wait. you can’t do that with handcuffs. ok i’ll just keep asking you now and then if you’re ok and you can nod or shake your head does that work” like guys
 the care and attention
 he’s such a good fucking dom guys. so he fucked us in bondage like that for a while, and eventually took off the blindfold and gag but kept us in handcuffs but also kept asking if they were still comfortable đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș and they flipped us over back onto our back and kept fucking us like that with our hands cuffed under us. and listen ok i am. FUCKING OBSESSED with the way they push our legs up to our chest while they fuck us its so hot. and the way they pull us around to get us in different positions or bring us closer to them. guys. eventually she pulled out and uncuffed us and fucked our tits again. ALSO OBSESSED WITH THE WAY THEY COVER OUR MOUTH WHEN WE GET TOO LOUD OK ITS SO FUCKING HOT. AND WE’LL GO TO COVER OUR MOUTH OURSELF AND SHE’LL GO “no let me do that” and replace our hand with hers bnndbmcdmdbfmf GUYS. anyway eventually we finished up and cuddled for a bit and then headed home and. he let us bring home a shirt and pajama pants of his to wear and we DID even though we usually sleep in just underwear bc they were just so cozy
 and they asked us to send some pics of us wearing them if we were comfortable with it so we did and just guys they love having pics of us it makes us feel so attractive ?????? like damn you want IMAGES and PHOTOGRAPHS???? of us????? ok!!! ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION HE SPANKED US AND BIT OUR ASS AND WHIPPED US AHHH it was so good. masochism moment.
THEN today he texted us in the morning to say good morning and he offered to drive us to work since he knows we walk there and he bought us breakfast at the cafe where we work and. we were saying hi to our coworkers as we saw them and one of them was like “i see you have some COMPANY today! 😉” LIKE YEAH I HAVE SOME COMPANY
 and so we started on work and they did a bit of shopping and showed up at our check lane with lube and a giant octopus squishmallow and we were like “ohhhh look at this it’s so cute” (abt the squishmallow) and she was like “yeah it’s for you :) after work :)” DAMN OK. so now we have elodie the octopus and we love her so much. then they left and came back later to buy a basketball. and we spent our whole shift horny as shit thinking about them lmfao. and we texted on breaks and they wanted to facetime but we couldn’t bc we didn’t want to be Rude To Our Coworkers.
thennnn after work they picked us up and we got burgers for dinner (paid for that ourself đŸ˜€) and we bitched about cis people and took turns doing impressions of cartoon characters and it was really fun. and we headed back to their place again and watched tv and cuddled which quickly turned into making out again and then them teasing usssSSSSS. kissing and sucking and biting all over our chest and tummy and then grinding against our stomach in her underwear while still insisting we stay clothed vnfbxmxvdm. then we used those fucking dice where it says an action on one and a body part on the other and played a few rounds of that until she offered to let us suck her dick which we GLADLY obliged to do lol. and then went from that to just licking and kissing while stroking her with our hand. then after that she had had enough of us being dressed and helped us strip down and she gave us head again AND AT ONE POINT THEIR FUCKING HOUSEMATE WHO DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE, they UNLOCKED THE DOOR bc they had a KEY and ourrrrr friend date person covered us up before themself which was. really sweet. so the housemate was looking for weed or something and it took them a minute to realize the situation and we just kind of waved from under the blanket and they were like “damn ok you two have fun lol” and left which was embarrassing but they were chill about it and we recovered quickly lmfao.
so our friend person started fucking us and did the pushing-our-legs-to-our-chest thing and it felt so good
 like we were just a fucking mess under them by that point. and they almost came which is apparently something that’s hard for them (which we definitely don’t mind, they last a long fucking time and still obviously REALLY enjoy having sex with us) so we were like haha score we have that good pussy. and at some point we tried that upside down throat fucking position which was really fucking hot but also very intense so we only did that a bit before moving onto other things. honestly it kind of is a blur what order everything happened in bc we were just feeling so good and we were so deep in subspace, they went back to fucking us at some point and when i TELL YOU his dick is PERFECT you better FUCKING BELIEVE ME. our g spot. girl. ok. then at some point she pulled out and took a moment to ask if they had taken our virginity the night before bc we had mentioned on sunday that we were a virgin, and they seemed reeeeeaaaally into the fact that yes they did take our virginity :) because they were just like. grinning down at us. i just. augh. he’s so cute and sweet. and he started fingering us and guys. guys. she made us squirt for the first time TWICE in a ROWWWW. like we thought in the past maybe we had squirted once while jacking off but no. I Know Now. it fucking got all over his bedsheets and even our face and chest bc of our position???? during it they had this fucking Look on their face, we had seen it more and more throughout the night but it was so intense by that point, just this look of focus i guess, just focusing on dominating us, staring at us, christ. and he was praising us the whole time, easing us through it, telling us we were a good boy and praising us for being so sexy, telling us not to worry about the sheets, just. really making us feel so attractive and cared for. then we took a little break and they HELPED US INTO A (clean) PAIR OF THEIR OWN BOXERS WHICH IM WEARING RIGHT NOW <3333333
so she helps us up after letting us rest for a bit yeah? and at first we’re both like ok yeah let’s be done for the night but then she’s standing behind us helping us stay standing and like. i think he was just so fucking turned on that he needed more. and damn was that fine by us!!! we felt completely safe to say the safeword if we needed <3 so starts groping us, squeezing our ass, we’re trembling and leaning back against him for support, our fucking knees are buckling, and then he PUSHES us down so we’re bent over the bed and he pulls out the whip and aughhhhhh christ. fucking hell. she starts whipping and spanking us and they pull down the boxers they JUST put us in and she’s biting our ass between the hits, this goes on for a little bit until we’re just sobbing for them, then they let up and again it was all kind of a blur because it was so good but i thiiiink that was when we stopped for real?? girl literally idfk my brain was GONE. but yeah at some point they stopped and asked if we were alright, checked up on us, we said we were okay but just needed a lot of aftercare, so first they changed the bedsheets while we sat on the floor hugging and nuzzling against our new squishmallow and then the bed was made and we sat up there while they went to refill the water and get some frozen jelly candy snacks and they came back and cuddled us and petted our hair and told us we did REALLY good and we ate the snacks together and it kept spilling on us so she licked us clean <3 but yeah so we got aftercare and guys he’s so cuddly with us
 always petting our hair scratching our scalp rubbing our back grrghrvfmfbmfbfn i like them so much. and we showed him some funny pics n videos from our camera roll. we had to head home so neither of us would be late for work but first they let us pick out TWO of their shirts to take home and we’re gonna wear one to work tomorrow đŸ˜¶ i like him so MUCH. then on the car ride home i shared a song i like with him, then we facetimed until he fell asleep and he listened to me infodump a little :)
AND I FUCKING FORGOT TO MENTION. on monday aka our first time, toward the end he asked again “what do YOU want me to do” and we said smth along the lines of “i just want you to fuck me like a toy” and he goes “okay, i’m gonna slap you then and spit in your mouth more, is that okay? tell me if you need me to stop” and hot DAMN he was NOT LYING. it was so fucking hot. she was slapping us around and she was spitting in our mouth and telling us to swallow it, at one point she fucking told us to show her we swallowed it and we opened our mouth to show her we had and she praised us for it AGH. CHRIST. and then ANOTHER THING. earlier on in the night when they were fucking us bent over their bed we kept rocking back against his thrusts and he was like “holy shit your ass is so fat” IN LIKE THE HORNIEST WAYYYY AND THEN!!!! FUCKING THEN !!!!!!! he fucking. tells us very gently but firmly “just lie still and take it” GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT MIND IF I FUCKING DO
hmdgdmdbmdv and the thing is we’ve gotten comfortable with letting them touch our neck because they’ve just been so careful and respectful and HOT. and that for years has been our number one Nobody Fucking Touch Me Here spot. but now we’re just letting them hold our neck kiss it squeeze it ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhh ah. ahh. ah.
ugh just. they’re really so kind and affectionate and CAREFUL. they don’t hide that they’re attracted to us, they encourage us to be affectionate and voice our wants, they take a lot of care to keep us hydrated and comfortable and safe
 it’s like. they make us feel so desirable and worthy of respect. they so openly enjoy our company and want to spend time with us and want to FUCK us. it’s really nice. we haven’t had something like this before. we’re really really glad to have met them. and we are a little scared we’ll end up being too much for them but so far they seem to accept that we aren’t a very physically or mentally healthy person and they’ve been not just accepting but very accommodating so far. makes us feel like we’re worth knowing and being with even if we have trouble seeing ourself that way. anyway we’re gonna go to a sex shop together at some point to buy a strap so we can have a turn topping :) i spent over an hour typing this GOODNIGHT
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kirozai · 2 years
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Hola
As always it’s your favorite angst anon this time with a request about the acolytes reaction to reader having a depression and needing to take antidepressants and all
Hope you are doing fine
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oooo that’s an interesting one

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“it’s me not you.”
CW: hurt/comfort, religious themes, cult au, sagau, self awareness, yandere themes.
synopsis: xiao, venti, albedo reactions to reader having to take antidepressants.
t.o.r: gn!reader, darling!reader, god!reader
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xiao
“these things.. they don’t hurt you right?”
bro this guy is so superstitious
probably like those essential oil moms.
kidding.
really is neutral to be honest, he doesn’t care nor not care?
xiao is much more focused on trying his best to get you off of them or getting rid of the person (if there was one) who made you this upset to the point you need these.
distracts you from your sadness with hugs?
his hugs are like a childhood blanket being wrapped around you.
i have this small headcannon where he collects meaningful things for you
gems, plants, plushies, etc.
we love xiao <3
albedo
“i see. if there is anything else i can do, please ask.”
in the start i feel like he would want to study them to make sure they are safe.
he’s just that type of person okay? he doesn’t want you consuming something that isn’t safe.
getting these is obviously very hard to find in teyvat so he would like do a bunch of work overtime to find out how to make them, and maybe make them better.
he probably would mess with them, he doesn’t want you really completely relying on these to keep you happy.
he would like replace them with something sweet like candy and call it the new invention lmao.
(it absolutely makes you smile)
tries to figure out why you need them, after all, if there is a cause he can remove, then he will.
venti
“it’s hard, isn’t it?”
under all of the masks venti really just wants you to be happy.
he kinda compares them to like masks for some reason??
like he tries to figure out why exactly you need to take them so often because there is obviously a problem if you have to take them THIS often.
fresh air
takes you outside a lot because you probably use to stay at home in your bed watching tik tok all the time
here if you need someone to cry on
literally the BEST listener.
i suppose venti seems like that over supportive friend that is annoying at first but then finally you get used to
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asaksisksk started sobbing while writing this help, sorry anon for such a long wait AAAAAA
kirozai out!
tips! (buy me a coffee?) :D
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tommybaholland · 2 years
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jjk + how they spend halloween at home with their s/o
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dedicated to anyone who’s like me and is staying in for this halloween...if you’re out and about collecting candy or elsewhere, stay safe and have a good evening! enjoy :)
🎃scary movie marathon; if they’re huge horror fans, they’ll want to get through all the classics like the exorcist, scream, nightmare on elm street because they think they’re the best. they claim that they never get scared while watching and they’re pretty true to their word until you watch the conjuring; they were practically clinging onto you during that one. if you’re the one who loves scary movies, they’ll be a little hesitant about it but at least they’ll be able to get cozy on the couch with you and several blankets. if you’re both down to enjoy some scares to spend the night, then it’s just a win-win for both of you: maki, junpei, toji, geto
🎃cooking a halloween themed meal; you have a whole night planned of preparing themed food and drinks. you make these stuffed peppers and cut faces into them to look like jack o’ lanterns, filling them with rice, beef, egg yolk, and any other favorite fillings. you also make halloween drinks with your favorite candy and juices (and maybe some alcohol if you’re of age). finally, you make some chocolate-covered s’mores for dessert, along with a little candy taste testing that’s arranged like a charcuterie board. they like to set the mood with the house appropriately decorated and halloween music playing softly in the background as you enjoy your special spooky treats: yuta, nanami, noritoshi
🎃going ‘ghosting’; any chance they can get to have some fun, they’ll take it. and the age-old, light-hearted prank, before modern ghosting came to be, is perfect for such an occasion. you buy a bunch of candy to use for filling up paper bags which they took the liberty of decorating themselves, drawing little ghosts and other themed doodles on them. once all the bags are ready to go, you venture out to each one of your friends’ houses and basically, dingdong ditch them while leaving the bag of goodies on their doorstep. they find a lot of joy in it and even when you’re all done, they look forward to eating and trading the rest of the candy with you: itadori, inumaki, todo, gojo
🎃painting your faces; you encourage them to wear their costume despite that you’re not going out. either they’re fully down because they spent a lot of time and thought on their outfit or they’re reluctant because you picked it out so you could both match. nevertheless, they’re surely feeling festive once they’re all dressed up. you then suggest that you should paint each other’s faces and they’re as excited as they were when they put on their costume. they might decide to paint something silly on your face like make you look like a witch or more likely, they’ll get creative and paint a crescent moon or give you star freckles: nobara, megumi, choso
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ihatebnha · 3 years
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mean!bakugo
Thinking about.. God
... I can’t even say it
 I’m thinking about m-mean!Bakugo
 FUCK! 
Mean Bakugo who’s all nasty glares and teeth, to everyone, everywhere; his eyes like red hot coals when he watches you laugh with your friends around campus. He knows he’s not right for you, with his body that’s so much bigger than your sweet and soft form, toned after all his years of picking fights... but he really cannot help himself, still without shame about his dirty sneakers and even dirtier mouth
 
Even when he asks you out, spitting out the words like they hurt, his eyes cast downward despite the single red rose wrapped in tissue paper he brings you gripped tightly between his scarred fingers
 he’s gentle when he hands you the delicate thing, asking you to at least, just... “think about it...” before storming away and expecting nothing in return.
He would never let himself say he didn’t try.
(But you text him back less than a day later, and already by the next, he’s walking you to all your classes and buying you your morning coffee.) 
Mean Bakugo who’s all black hoodies and ripped jeans, thick belts and silver chains
 hanging out with boys who are heads taller than you and look equally as scary. Still, you know you’re safe with him, with all of them; the only pretty girl in their group and the only one they ever dote on
 knowing that if they didn’t, Bakugo would have their heads on sticks if not worse
 
Still, he never hesitates to show you off like candy, puffing up his chest whenever they all come to pick you up and you run straight into his arms first. He’d never admit it, scowling even when you grin at the way he brushes back your baby hairs and fixes the chain around your neck, but he likes the way they ogle, sucking on their lips whenever he then leans down to kiss you. 
Mean Bakugo who also demands to carry your purse for you, slinging it over his shoulder the first chance he gets, at least so he can then force you to stay still so he can wrap you up in the jacket he brought you (his), muttering about how its “too damn cold” for you to be running around in a sundress and sheer tights

(Anyone could see.)
Because mean Bakugo is also always fixing up your outfits, inspecting your clothes with harsh eyes for bits of lint or loose hairs, fixing the straps of your bra whenever they stick out, tangle or bunch
 even settling your shirts for you and pulling your leggings back up just a little too snug, at least so no one can even think about getting a bit too comfortable around you
 

and all so he can walk you home with a hand tucked snug into the waistband of your pants, anyway.  
Mean Bakugo even pulls you up against him real close whenever you go the city, too; your hand wrapped tightly in his no matter the time, place, or occasion. He makes you walk on the inside of the road and next to him when it’s safe, and behind him when it’s not
 catcalling nothing but a thing of the past with a man like him by your side
 a perfect, handsome guard dog willing to give it all up for you.
As this is the same mean Bakugo who makes sure anyone even looks at you wrong doesn’t turn up around you again, and that if they do, they’re scrambling on their feet just to get away from you. The type to get his fists all dirty and bloody if only to defend your honor
 while at the same time melting when you thank him for it, wrapping him up in your arms as he silently begs for your mouth against his mouth, your lips pressed to his cheeks, your love on every single inch of him
 
Because Mean Bakugo also always fucks you like he means it, too, like you deserve it; attaching himself to whatever he can touch and absolutely railing you straight dumb, nothing but spit and cum on your mind by the time he decides to finish and paint your guts white

(He wouldn’t want his cum anywhere else.)
All as if you’re not his baby, his sweet
 his love
 and despite the fact that you always wake up to him kissing all your bruises, too... breakfast having already been made.  
Mean Bakugo makes the sun rise. 
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honeydew-mel0n · 2 years
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Some Sparda Twin Halloween Headcanons
b/c I felt like it. Happy Halloween babes!
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Dante
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Dante has never been one to go all out for Halloween, he’s never had a reason to. His thing is to just turn off the lights and wait till the next day to buy the leftover candy that's been put on sale. And to be fair, he does this with every candy based holiday. 
To be very fair, Patty had tried to drag him out to go trick or treating with her, he did once- but refused to put the full costume on. She finally got him to compromise with the red glittery devil horn headband. 
So now that he had two people who loved Halloween on his back
 he feels even less excited
 at first. 
If you make him help you decorate he’s going to complain about how you’re messing up the look of his place (as if it’s “look” wasn’t just filth), but will go out in the middle of the night and just look at it all. It’s so different, and it’s so you. He loves it. 
When it comes to the actual day, he dreads the idea that you’re probably going to dress him up in some cheesy costume. When you actually do give him one to wear he will verbally refuse. 
“I’m not wearing this-” And then he goes and puts part of it on. He’s a tall man, not everything is going to fit him. 
Patty will drop by a few hours before kids start making their rounds, and god she is so excited to see everything. She’ll take a bunch of photos without Dante’s permission, then give you a little envelope with both of your names neatly written on the front with Halloween prints all over it. An invitation to her party. And to his surprise, you deny her. “Oh, I'm sorry honey. But we’re staying home and handing out candy to trick-or-treaters.” 
That’s actually his favorite part of the day. Dante says he doesn’t like kids, but as we've seen with Patty, that isn’t true. He won’t hand anything out himself, but he’ll stand beside you and watch their little faces light up with happiness as they get to show off their costumes. When it gets darker he might even start playing some ticks himself. The darker it is out, the older the kids are that start showing up. So he’ll dim the light a little bit and- he’s aware that sometimes his eyes can have glow to them- He’ll loom over you while bathed in shadow, staring down at the poor kids. 
Vergil
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Vergil doesn’t understand your excitement, or anyone’s holiday excitement for that matter. He’s been so detached that human holidays don’t register the way they used to. 
Once you start decorating the inside and outside of your living space, he doesn’t change or comment at all. It doesn’t bother him that you’re putting up all of these decorations in a home you’re already in charge of decorating. As long as it’s nothing distracting, like flashing lights or anything that makes too much noise inside, he won’t care. 
He had no qualms about the day itself, that was when he thought you weren’t going to try and get him to dress up or go out. But, you did. 
With all he puts up with from you he thought you would have spared him, but no, you subject him to this hellish torture. It’s safe to say that getting anything close to a costume on Vergil is like trying to put a hat on a cat, and you get away with it because he loves you too much to do anything. Just listen to him grumble as you once again put the blue devil horns back on his head. 
“I don’t understand why you don’t like them, I hunted down the blue ones just for you.”
It’s a tradition for you to go on a walk just before the sun goes down, but this year it didn't go very well. The swarms of children running by never had bothered you, but it became way too much for him very quickly.
You head back home early, feeling a little guilty for putting him in such an overwhelming situation. In the last stretch of the walk, your street was pretty empty of trick-or-treaters for the time being. The only people who walked by you were two little girls with the same hair and eye color in matching costumes. They ran past while holding hands with what seemed to be their mother jogging behind them. Even as they rounded the corner, you could hear them giggle, and for a split second, you swear you saw him smile. 
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soft-boi-eli · 3 years
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okay I literally just made this acc bc there's no anon requests and I have an idea that I asked someone else but they turned it down and I'm lowkey embarrassed that they denied my request. I PINKY PROMISE ITS NOT BAD, HERE ME OUT
do you think you can write a lil bit about schlatt ending up having to "babysit" the reader (even though she's dead ass 18 lmaoo) because her parents are strict and don't trust her and they think Schlatt is a good influence because his parents are "đŸ‡șđŸ‡ČđŸŸđŸŸđŸ·" but he's genuinely nice and respectful of other peoples views and opinions (unlike his other family). Basically Schlatt was like "aww hell yeah we're gonna play video games until 4am and watch action movies and be homies there's no parents stopping us" but the reader gets her period and she's just like laying around in misery and schlatt literally doesn't know what to do (bc yk periods are supposed to be a secret shhh) so he looks up what to do when girls get their period so while she's sleeping he just goes out and buys a bunch of stuff for her and its just fluffy (DONT FORGET PLATONIC) and the reader wakes up to all this stuff and its just đŸ„° anyways she ends up falling asleep while watching Schlatt play COD.
(the reader is afab and uses she/her pronouns)
This is amazing. I have one other request but I am going to hop right on this one. Also sorry about the anon thing. I'm still newish to tumblr and I have no clue on how to turn it on. I've been trying to but i seriously cant find it. 😭
If this takes a bit I do apologize sincerely.
Pronouns:she/her
Warnings:periods cursing, strict parents.
Schaltt with an AFAB bff reader that he 'babysits'
Your parents. Thay dont know when to let you go.
Teaching you everything about females are supposed to be like this or that. Periods arent supposed to be talked about. They were the strict, bible Americans.
The best way to put it. Periods meant sin. And you were supposed to hide it. You were 18 in their eyes you're still a child. A child that worked 2 jobs just to hopefully live away from them.
But there was that rare day where you had it off from both jobs and could just relax.
That was until you heard there was someone coming to babysit you. You're a perfectly capable 18 year old. Not a toddler.
Yet your parents didn't trust you. You have a bed time of 10pm. And they got a baby sitter just for that.
He was there on time. And he looked you up and down in confusion. "This is who I'm babysitting right?" He looked the same age as you. "Alright. There will be no problem. They'll be in bed by 10pm. They'll have dinner at 6PM. And shower at 8pm." Your parents nodded in agreement and he watched them walk off. Shutting the door he looked at you. "Yeah. No. You are a grown woman and I'm not going to force you to do that. Also you're not paying me. You like call of duty? Action movies?" Perking up you nodded. "Yeah!"
He smirked. "Yeah. You up for a long night of movies and games?"
That day bloomed a friendship. The fourth time he came over you two were like best friends.
But the fifth time you seemed like you were dying. Laying around. Not wanting to play games. Not wanting to watch movies.
He was so concerned about you. Like deadass he thought you were dead his parents never saw the importantace of him learning what a period.
When you said the word period he was confused he searched it up and felt dread. You went through what every momth?! You can have so many symptoms yet nothing to help it?! What the fuck!
"Bro you want anything? Need anything?" You looked at him. He looked so concerned for you. "Heating pack. Dark chocolate. Please." He was quick to nod and start the heating pack.
Looking around the kitchen he couldnt find any dark chocolate and there was a store across the street. "You want strawberry ice cream and dark chocolate?"
The quite yeah was heard and he was off and back the heating pack fully heated and the ice cream that perfect texture. And a huge ass bar of dark chocolate. Along with a huge gallon of three flavored ice cream.
You know the neapolitan shit. You were so confused.
"Movie marathon or watching me play COD?" you thought for a sec. "COD." he nodded and sat next to you.
As you ate the sweet strawberry cream with frozen strawberries. Turns out he was preparing for when you finished you ice cream with the gallon.
When he saw you pint empty and you getting slightly sad he paused the game. In the middle of the campaign. And got you a huge ass bowl of the three ice creams.
You had never seemed so happy. Half way through the bowl you rested your head on his lap. You just wanted to sleep now and that's what you did.
You didnt know that schaltt left once more. Buying popcorn, your favorite candy, he felt embarrassed about this but he took a picture of the pads you use, like brand, size and everything. Got you quiet a few packs of them to be safe. Chips, chicken nuggets, even stuff to make your favorite meal by scratch. Stumbling into the stuffed animal aisle he scarned the shelves.
Finding a huge one with a zipper in it you had mentioned your parents have been trying to take your money and you could technically hide it in there.
Checking out the cashier gave him a weird look. But he didnt give two shits, he literally carried it back to your place. No car to help. He took that mile long walk with the bags and got back right before you woke up. Pads in the bathroom everything set up so it was easy access. And the stuffed snorlax was huge.
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Like a fuckin bed huge.
He didnt wake you. Just started up his game again.
When you did wake up you were covered in a blanket, snacks set out in a nice array of candy to chips.
Four drinks. Two waters and one coke with the other being your favorite kind of soda.
Then the heavenly scent that came from the kitchen. And before you could even get up to see what it was schaltt came out two (bowls/plates) of your favourite food.
"You didnt have to do this." He shook his head. "I wanted to. You're in pain and all that shit. You need to relax, keep hydrated, stay warm. All of it. And I might as well take care of my best friend."
I have finished. I do apologize if this isnt fully what you wanted!! And the other person was quite mean. I dont reject unless I fully explain it and tell them gently.
But I hope this is good. I have been quite busy as of late due to it being the first and all.
But yeah. Nearly died today and all. Roller coasters, indeed fun, but sometimes unsafe.
It's all good though had lots of fun at a fair, keeping safe with covid and all, I even got a shiny rock I am very happy.
Anyways have a good day!!
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study-coffee-chicago · 3 years
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Seasons of PD: Season 5: PTSD (A Halstead brothers + Halstead! sister imagine)
As always, I don't own any quotes from 5x01 of Chicago PD!
Your age: 16
Jay's age: 30
Will's age: 32
"I just talked to Ballistics. The bullet that hit the little girl was a nine-millimeter."
"I thought the bangers were firing 45s."
"They were."
"You're saying I shot that little girl?"
That. That was the conversation that was replaying in Jay's head as he sat on the couch of his apartment that afternoon. How could he call himself a cop, a good cop, if it was him who shot that girl? He should've known that there an illegal daycare center there, even though no one could've known, he still should've figured it out somehow. But, he was taking heavy fire and he did what he needed to do. But, that didn't make him feel any better. A little girl was in critical condition and fighting for her life at Chicago Med because of him. It was all his fault.
***
Your mind wandered back to the day earlier in the year when it was your sixteenth birthday...and you had gotten the iPhone that was currently blowing up with Twitter notifications all about Jay.
You had gone for breakfast with your dad because he had completed the 12 Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous and was doing a lot better. He also had visitation rights after he completed the 12 Steps, so he had the right to see you. Since you were 16, you could refuse, but you didn't want your dad to feel bad. And, from what you had heard from Will who had been going to see how he was doing to see if it was safe for you to see him, he was doing really well.
During breakfast, he had given you a gift. You opened it and immediately recognized the bracelet.
"Is this Mom's?" you asked. "I thought you said you couldn't find it when I asked for it when I was like ten."
"I've kept it all these years, I was just waiting for the right time to make sure you'd be able to take care of it and not lose it."
You remembered playing with the charm bracelet when you were little when it dangled off your mom's wrist. There were a bunch of different charms from places she had gone, such as Mount Rushmore, Washington DC, a record charm that she had bought in Hollywood, and for other special occasions, such as a steering wheel charm she got from her parents when she got her driver's license, a graduation cap she got for graduation which she also got from her parents, a wedding dress charm which symbolized the day she married your dad, among other charms.
"Thank you," you replied as you held back tears.
He'd changed, he'd recovered, but there's still no way you'd go back to live with him.
***
"How was breakfast with Dad?" Jay asked as you walked into the apartment after you had breakfast.
"Good. He's doing really good, Jay." You walked up to him and opened the small gift box you were holding. "He gave me this." You held the box out to him and he smiled.
"Mom's charm bracelet?" You nodded. "Want me to put it on you?"
"Please."
Jay's breath hitched as he took the bracelet out of the box. It was like he was holding a little piece of his mom, and this piece of your mom would forever be with you the moment he fastened the clasp.
"It's perfect," you said as you fiddled with a few charms.
You both sat in silence for a few moments, just thinking about the fact that this was your mom's and it was now yours.
"Ready to go get your license?" Jay asked, breaking the silence.
"Is that even a question? Yes!"
You had taken your driver's test a week ago after completing the long process of going through two segments of driver's training classes, taking a written test, securing your learner's permit, and accumulating 50 or more hours of driving practice with either Jay or Will.
Jay chuckled at your excitement. "You good with how you look? You'll have the same license photo until you're 21, you know?"
"Let me go put on some lipstick!"
"Not that super dark reddish-purple one!"
"Yes, that super dark reddish-purple one! It's my favorite and it looks good on me!" you yelled as you ran to your room.
Once you had applied your lipstick, you and Jay made your way to the Secretary of State with all the necessary documents for you to get your license.
***
"Why's my license vertical and not horizontal like yours?" you asked after you exited the building with your brand new license.
"You get a horizontal one when you're 21. Just makes it easier for us cops to identify if you're underage if we ask for your license. And for bartenders to know you're underage if you try to buy alcohol."
"Oh, okay."
"You wanna drive?" Jay asked you.
"Sure. It's no different than me having my permit, though because you'll be in the car," you pointed out.
"So, you don't want to drive."
"No, I do!"
"That's what I thought."
He handed you the keys and you unlocked his truck. You both got in and you started adjusting the seat and the rearview mirror.
"Don't forget to--"
"Adjust the side mirrors. I know, Jay, I know. We've been through this a ton. Trust me."
"You're essentially driving a missile down the road, excuse me if I get nervous."
You rolled your eyes and started to drive, but when you were supposed to turn right, he told you to go left.
"Where are we going?" you asked.
"The district," he answered.
"Why?"
"You'll see. Just drive. I'll give you directions because we both know you're bad with those."
"Shut up!"
"What? We both know it's true!"
"No comment."
When you got there, Jay told you to park in front of what he called the "roll-up". To say you were confused would be an understatement; you didn't even know what this was!
"It's where we load our weapons and drive out sometimes. It's the basement," Jay explained.
"Where the cage is?"
"How do you know about that?"
"Adam told me about it. And then when you and  Erin were on  a lunch run for everyone, he showed it to me."
"I'm gonna have to talk to him about that."
Once you finished parking, you turned off the car and handed the keys back to Jay. Then, Jay did this weird, complicated knock on the garage door of the roll-up.
"Surprise!"
You were met with Will standing there. Behind him, was a car, with a bow on top.
"Is this mine?" you asked.
"Yup," Will confirmed. "Dude," he said to Jay, "You're lucky Goodwin let me out early."
"2010 Buick," Jay said as you walked over to examine the car more. "Seized it from a mob boss two weeks ago. It was going to be impounded, but Kev's got a really good car guy, so I didn't have to pay a lot for it."
"Wait," you started, "So this is just from you, Jay?"
"My gift is in your driver's seat," Will said and then he tossed you the keys. Somehow you caught them...you weren't the best when it came to hand-eye coordination.
You unlocked it using the fob and opened the driver's side door. There, on the driver's seat, was a box. And, not just any box: an Apple box.
"Is this...?"
"Open it." Will smiled.
So you did and you squealed so loud that Jay covered his ears. "Damn, high-pitched screams...sometimes worse than the sound of gunshots."
"Sorry! I'm just so excited! I can't believe I got a car and iPhone! You guys are the best! I love you guys so much!"
"We figured it'd save me a ton of time in the morning not to have to drive you to school and, if I get called into a case early or stay at work late, then I wouldn't have to find someone to drop you off or pick you up. And, figured I could always track your phone if necessary," Jay answered.
"I knew there was a catch," you answered.
"Always is," Will joked.
"Are there traps still in the car?" you asked, causing Jay's eyes to go wide.
"How do you know about those?"
"I watch crime shows."
"No," he answered. "Made sure that was one of the very first things Kev's car guy did: remove the traps."
"Aw, man! I was gonna have fun with those!"
"And put what in them?" Will asked. "Candy? Those fancy pens you like?"
"One, there's two different kinds I like: Papermate pens and calligraphy pens. And two, a little bit of this, a little bit of that."
"Care to specific on what those might be?" Jay asked.
"Not really."
"May I remind you that I am a cop and can toss your bedroom like--" He snapped his fingers. "--that."
"Don't you need a warrant for that?"
"It's my house, so I can do what I want. And, I hope I don't need to bring charges against you for whatever you're hiding."
You burst out laughing. "You guys, I'm kidding. I just wanted to see Jay's reaction when I mentioned traps! I wouldn't do anything...especially with Jay as my brother. I'm not that stupid."
"Oh thank God," Jay sighed.
"Can we go? A little birdie let it slip that there's a surprise party for me at the apartment."
Will glared at Jay. "What?" Jay asked as he put his hands up in a sign of surrender. "I promise you I did not say a single word about it."
"Mhm." Will rolled his eyes.
"Y/N, would this little birdie be Ruzek?" Jay asked.
"No comment."
"I am never telling him anything remotely secretive again."
But now, you kinda wished you didn't have that phone. Because, all over Twitter, there were people who didn't even know your brother who was saying that he was a racist cop and a child killer.
***
You walked inside to see a very distraught Jay. he was sitting on the couch with his head in his hands. And, even though you could only see one side of his face from where you were standing, you could see the dried tear tracks on his cheeks.
"So, it's true?" you asked. Jay jumped and looked at you. "Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you."
"H-How do you know what happened?"
You sat down next to him. "Twitter. My mentions were blowing up."
"Y/N, you gotta believe me. I wouldn't intentionally shoot a little girl--"
"Jay, I believe you."
"At least she's at Med. Will said she's got a good chance of making it."
"Oh, you didn't hear." He furrowed his eyebrows. "She passed away. I got a notification about it like an hour ago. I'm so sorry, Jay."
"Fuck," was all he said as he buried his head in his hands and began sobbing.
You wanted to comfort him, you really did, but you had no idea what to say. You knew Jay was a good cop and, whatever happened, you knew that he wouldn't purposely kill an innocent little girl. So, you just put a hand on his shoulder as he continued to sob, reminding him that you were still there.
"I'm gonna go talk to Will," he said as he stood up a few minutes later.
He walked over to the kitchen sink and splashed his face with water and dried it with some paper towels while you walked over to him.
"I'll drive you," you told him. "You're not in any shape to be driving right now. I know you'd tell me the same thing."
"No, Y/N, I can drive myself."
"This isn't up for discussion, Jay."
"Yes, it is. My picture's all over the internet. If someone decides to come after me, I don't want you near me out in public. I need you to be safe. Just stay here. Please." His voice cracked on the last word.
"Fine."
"Thank you."
"But please try your best to get home in one piece."
Jay nodded and grabbed his jacket. "I'll be back soon."
But, what he was thinking was totally different. After what I did, I don't deserve to come home in one piece.
***
Jay stormed into the ED just as Will was leaving a treatment room and Will caught sight of Jay and walked towards him.
"You said she was gonna make it!" Jay practically yelled.
"Hey," Will said, quieter, trying to use his trying-to-calm-down-a-patient-voice to hopefully make Jay calm down.
"You said she was gonna..." Jay took a deep breath, trying to keep the tears at bay.
"Hey, I said she had a chance, okay? She was in bad shape. Lost too much blood."
"I know."
"There's only so much we can do."
"I know. I'm sorry. I just...the bullet came from my gun. Even though I was aiming at an offender, it went through his abdomen and through a fucking door and into her, Will. Even though it was an accident, I still shot her. I killed an eight-year-old little girl. I killed her."
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"50-21 George!" Jay yelled into his radio. "I'm taking heavy fire! I got two civilians down in the north alley behind the building."
"This is Sergeant Hank Voight. Advise responding units to shut down a two-block radius."
"Help! Help!"
Jay turned his attention to the building and when he saw it was clear, he pushed open the wooden door and entered.
He nearly choked when he saw what happened.
It was you. You were eight years old, clutching Beary in one hand while Hailey held you and tried to stop the bleeding.
"Y/N!" He had no idea why you were even here, maybe your parents couldn't afford a good, legal daycare center because of your mom's medical bills, but whatever it was, you were here, and you had somehow been shot. He kneeled down next to you and all but threw his sniper on the ground.
"Alright, I'm gonna call an ambulance," Hailey said.
"We don't have time." Somehow, he was aware of where his keys were in his tactical gear. "Go get my car. Fast."
He handed over the keys. "Ready?" Hailey asked as Jay positioned his hands above hers to try and stop the bleeding the minute she removed her hands.
Jay nodded and quickly replaced Hailey's hands with his as she sprinted off to get his truck.
But, then the scene changed.
It became hotter. Jay could feel the dry heat in his mouth and in his throat. He felt the sweat trickle down his face and back. He felt beads of sand on his hands and arms. He looked down to see you resting your head against his leg. And, he wasn't in his normal clothes that he'd wear to work. No, he was in his Rangers uniform.
He had his hands over the same spot on your chest as he had in the daycare center. And, you still had Beary in your hand, albeit a very loose grip on him.
You coughed, causing some blood to come out of your mouth.
"No, Y/N, not like this. Not like this." He removed one hand from the wound and applied all the pressure he could with one hand while he reached for his radio. "This is Halstead to Base." Crackles. "This is Halstead to Base." More crackles. "Please. This is Halstead to Base. I need a med truck now! My sister's been shot." No response. "Please. She's only-- She's only eight years old." His voice cracked. "Please."
You coughed once more and Jay knew trying to reach Base was useless at this point. Jay took his canteen and dabbed a little bit of water on your face and smeared it around, trying to clean the blood off your face. But, as fast as he could clean it, more would come up and out of your mouth.
You let out a strangled breath. Jay knew that sound. That was the sound of someone's last gasp of air that they'd ever take.
"Y/N, please. Please, Short Stack. Stay with me. Help will come. Please, just hang on a little longer."
Then, he saw the all too familiar look of empty eyes in front of him. He let out a strangled sob as he placed his fingers on your eyelids and gently pulled them closed.
Jay shot up in bed with a start. He reached for his chest, feeling for his radio to try and call for help again. It was only when his fingers brushed his bare chest that he realized that he wasn't in the desert of Afghanistan, but in the safety of his own bed, in his own apartment, here stateside, here in Chicago.
He went into the bathroom after his breathing calmed down and jumped into a freezing cold shower, hoping to get the image of an eight-year-old you being shot and killed by his gun out of his head.
But it wouldn't leave.
Jay dried off and then quietly made his way out of his room and over to yours.
He crouched down by your bed and watched as your chest rose and fell, signaling that you were in a deep sleep. You were sleeping on your side and had one leg thrown over the other and a few toes sticking out from under the covers. Beary was next to you. You weren't clutching him like in his nightmare, hell you weren't even holding him, but he was still in your bed. Jay was pretty sure that if that bear wasn't in your bed at night, you wouldn't be able to sleep, despite you being sixteen.
Jay longed to put two fingers to your neck just to check your pulse and make sure he wasn't hallucinating the rising and falling of your chest. But, he knew that was paranoid. He could trust his instincts now. After all, he was awake. There was no stifling heat, no hot sweat (at least, after his shower there wasn't), and no sand. All that was below him was the fluffy rug on your bedroom floor.
He slowly left your room and went back to his. But, instead of getting into bed, he tugged his comforter off his bed and grabbed his pillow. Then, he dragged those two things back into your room and settled down on your rug.
He knew it was probably paranoia, but after that dream, he wanted to make sure you were safe. He wanted to be close to you. Because, God, that dream felt so real.
She's alive, he kept reminding himself as he tried to fall asleep. And, that was the last thing on his mind when he finally fell asleep once more: that you were still alive.
***
Your alarm blared through your quiet room and you rolled over with a groan and turned it off.
"Christ, that was loud. How deep of a sleeper are you?" Jay asked as he rolled over.
You looked at him with sleep still in your eyes. "What are you doing in here?"
"Was a rough night." He yawned. "Just wanted to make sure you were okay."
"Okay...?"
"I say ten more minutes."
"Jay, I'll be late."
"I'll drive you, lights and sirens and all."
"Night."
***
"You okay?" you asked around 11:00 pm two weeks later when Jay finally got home from working a case.
"Yeah, just tired," he answered as he went to put his badge and gun away in his room.
"Are you sure it's just that?" you asked when he came out from his room in pajamas.
"I'm sure. Why are you asking?"
"You had that street fair bombing case and two weeks ago, a bullet from your gun--"
"Y/N, I'm fine. I promise. don't you have to get to bed?"
"Tomorrow's Saturday. I don't have school tomorrow."
"So it is. I'm gonna turn in. See you in the morning."
"Aren't you gonna eat something?" you asked.
"I'm not really that hungry. Goodnight."
You knew something was off, but you weren't going to push it, so you just grabbed the remote and started looking for a movie to watch.
***
You coughed, causing some blood to come out of your mouth.
"No, Y/N, not like this. Not like this." He removed one hand from the wound and applied all the pressure he could with one hand while he reached for his radio. "This is Halstead to Base." Crackles. "This is Halstead to Base." More crackles. "Please. This is Halstead to Base. I need a med truck now! My sister's been shot." No response. "Please. She's only-- She's only eight years old." His voice cracked. "Please."
You coughed once more and Jay knew trying to reach Base was useless at this point. Jay took his canteen and dabbed a little bit of water on your face and smeared it around, trying to clean the blood off your face. But, as fast as he could clean it, more would come up and out of your mouth.
You let out a strangled breath. Jay knew that sound. That was the sound of someone's last gasp of air that they'd ever take.
"Y/N, please. Please, Short Stack. Stay with me. Help will come. Please, just hang on a little longer."
Then, he saw the all too familiar look of empty eyes in front of him. He let out a strangled sob as he placed his fingers on your eyelids and gently pulled them closed.
He saw a figure moving towards him and in his hand, a grenade.
"Would you like to join her?"
Jay jolted awake, breathing raggedly. He tried to catch his breath and swallow, but it was no use, the familiar feeling of bile was rising in his throat and he dry heaved all the way to the bathroom before he finally emptied what little was in his stomach into the toilet.
Meanwhile, you furrowed your eyebrows as you slowly opened your eyes. You thought you had heard gagging, but it was gone now, so you tried to close your eyes and go back to sleep. But, then you heard gagging and the sound of something hitting what sounded like water.
Wait, was Jay sick? He never got sick.
You got out of bed and walked over to his room and quietly opened his door. From the dim light of the bathroom, and the disheveled covers on his bed, you knew he was in the bathroom.
"Jay?" you asked as you crept towards his bathroom.
"Y/N, l-leave. Please, just leave me alone ri-right now." You could tell from the sound of his voice that he was panting as if he had just run a marathon.
"Are you okay?"
No. "I'm fine. Just a stomach bug or food poisoning. Go back to bed."
You poked your head into the bathroom. Jay was leaning against the bathtub without a shirt on, with sweat dripping down his face. His mouth was wide open as if he was trying to capture as much oxygen as was humanly possible.
"Maybe I should call Will. I don't think he's on shift."
"Y/N, I'm fine."
"You don't look fine. You don't look fine at all."
"Y/N, go back to bed. Now."
"But--"
"I said go to bed! So how about you listen for once and just fucking do that? Jesus!"
Your breath caught in your throat. You'd never heard him yell like that...not directed at you at least.
"O-Okay."
You trudged back to your room and laid down. But, sleep didn't come for a while as tears rolled down your cheeks.
Jay put his head in his hands. He had yelled at you. Not only that, but he had sworn at you and you were just trying to help. God, he felt like a terrible brother, a terrible guardian, an overall terrible human being.
He tugged at the roots of his hair, hoping the bit of tugging from that physical pain would calm the mental and emotional pain that had been stirring inside of him for weeks. For weeks he's been like this. Ever since he had been put on his medication, he hadn't even had a nightmare and now he's had them every single day, and he's scared to sleep. What kind of police detective and ex-army ranger is afraid to sleep when they're safe in their own house? He was one of them and, God, he hated himself for it.
Not getting more than three restless hours of sleep per night was starting to have an impact on him at work. They all knew that a sleepy cop was a dead cop, but Jay was still alive. But, there were downfalls, such as getting jittery from all the caffeine he was ingesting early in the morning and then crashing and almost falling asleep doing reports when he had to work late. Well, he didn't have to work late per se, he decided to work late to put off sleeping. He knew none of this was helpful and none of this would solve the problem, but he thought it would be fine. Everything would be fine and the nightmares would eventually go away. They always do. And then everything would be normal again in his brain.
God, he longed for that: the normalcy.
So, for the umpteenth night in a row, he grabbed a pillow and a blanket and made his way to your bedroom to sleep on the floor to make sure you were alive. He put his watch on vibrate and set the alarm for 6 am because he knew you wouldn't be awake that early...especially not on the weekend.
Only when the irrational part of his brain was sure that you weren't going to die, did he finally find solace in sleep.
***
Went to get coffee with Will and to work on homework. Be home eventually, you scribbled on a sticky note and stuck it on the back of the apartment door before you left. Jay had gotten called in to work a case earlier this morning, and you needed a change of scenery to work on some AP World History homework.
You grabbed your backpack, keys, and wallet, and made your way to the parking garage. Then, you left.
About ten minutes later, you arrived at the coffee shop. Not seeing Will, you set your stuff down and went to grab a coffee and a muffin. Don't get it wrong, Jay still didn't like the fact that you drank coffee, but you only drank it when you went out to get it. It wasn't like you drank it every morning or drank two or three cups a day like he did.
You started to read your textbook and take some notes on the vocab. You were so focused that you jumped when Will slid into the chair across from you and said your name.
"Sorry," he apologized. "Lots to do?"
"Not a ton," you replied. "Just gotta read a chapter and take some notes. Then I'm done with homework for the weekend."
"So, you said you think something's up with Jay?" Will asked.
You had texted him that morning to see if you could meet up because you were worried. You had seen how tired he looked and how he poured his coffee into a larger tumbler than normal, one that was almost double the size of his normal one. Bags under his eyes and more coffee than normal had given you the impression that Jay was no longer sleeping, and rightfully so.
"I don't think he's sleeping," you told him.
"And you know this how?" Will asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Because he looks like shit- sorry, he looks like crap, and he drinks a ton more coffee in the morning than he normally does."
"Maybe he just doesn't like the coffee at the district and is bringing more from home," he suggested.
"I don't think so."
"Is he still working out? Still going to the gym?"
"I think so. I'm usually still asleep when he goes, so I wouldn't know either way."
"Anything else?"
"Uh, actually, yeah." You closed your textbook. "I'm pretty sure he was sick last night."
"Sick? Like how sick?"
"He was puking. I wanted to call you but he told me no."
"How'd you find him?"
"Leaning against the bathtub, no shirt, dripping sweat, and mouth wide open."
"I see," Will said. "Anything else?"
"Yeah. Last night when I mentioned calling you, he said he was fine. But, when I pushed, he told me to leave and when I told him no, he yelled and cursed at me."
"He swore at you?" Will grit his teeth.
"Yeah," you whispered. "I don't know what's going on, Will. He hasn't been himself lately."
"Hey, I'll figure it out, okay? I'll make sure he's okay. I can even come over later tonight and check him out if you want me to."
"He'll fight you on that."
"I'm used to unruly patients. Is that what you--" His phone rang and he held up a finger to you to wait for a second while he answered. "Hey, Maggie. What's up?" He paused and then sighed. "I'll be right there." He hung up the phone and started gathering his stuff.
"What? Did something happen and you have to go to work?" you asked.
"Oh, something happened all right. I just got a call saying Jay was brought into Med."
You started to pack up your backpack and grabbed your keys. "I'll follow you there."
***
Jay didn't know what happened. One second he was driving, blinking heavily, the next Hailey was yelling at him and had reached over to grab the wheel, but it was too late. He was too close. When he opened his eyes, he tried to slam on the brake, but it didn't help. The next millisecond, he and Hailey crashed into an electrical pole in Pilsen.
He was awake after that.
"What the hell happened?" Voight asked after he had thrown his car in park and he and Al rushed over to Jay and Hailey.
"I think he fell asleep at the wheel," Hailey answered as she and Jay both stepped out of the truck.
"I did not," Jay protested.
"Oh yeah? Then how do you explain you just running into an electrical pole when there weren't even cars running us off the road?" Hailey yelled.
"I didn't fall asleep! I'm fully awake! Just drop it, Upton."
"Drop it? You do know if we would've hit that at full speed and it fell on us that we could've been electrocuted to death, right?"
"But that didn't happen--"
"Halstead, Upton, I'm bringing both of you to Med to get checked out. After that, you're going home to get some rest, Halstead. You look like hell," Voight told them.
"Sarge--"
"This isn't up for discussion. Get in the damn car." The two detectives walked to Voight's car, while Voight turned to Alvin. "Call Platt to get us some patrolmen to help. You good waiting here for them to pick you up while I bring them to Med?"
"Yeah, go. I'll handle this."
When Jay finally got to Med, to say he was not happy would be an understatement. He didn't need to be in the hospital and he sure as hell didn't need to be kicked off the case and told to go home to get some rest.
"Mags, what room is he in?"
Shit, they had called Will.
"Treatment Four."
Will walked into the room followed by you.
"You didn't have to come, neither of you did."
"Well, too bad," Will said. "Should've put her as your emergency contact instead of me. Oh wait, you can't, she's still too young. Guess you're stuck with me."
"All set," Hailey said as she walked in. "You ready to go?"
"Who's this?" you asked.
"My new partner," Jay told you. "Hailey, this is Y/N and Will, my siblings I told you about. Y/N and Will, my new partner, Hailey Upton."
"Nice to meet you. I've heard good things."
Will scoffed. "Would one of those good things be that Jay absolutely hates hospitals and I always have to make sure he doesn't leave against medical advice?"
"He didn't mention that, no."
"Well, either way, nice to meet Jay's new partner. Do you mind if I talk to him? Privately?"
"No problem."
Will turned to you. "You too, Y/N. Go grab some food or hang out with Hailey or something."
Will focused his attention on Jay when you and Hailey had left the treatment room. "Y/N told me she doesn't think you're sleeping and from what I heard from Maggie about why you were brought in here, don't even bother lying to me."
"I'm fine, Will, really. Nothing to worry about."
"Fine then. I'm gonna go order a blood test."
"Blood test? You're not even on shift! And, you can't even be my doctor if you were!" Jay protested.
"I read that April's your nurse, so I'm going to go find her and tell her to order a blood test then."
"Why?"
"To see if your plasma cortisol levels are elevated and if your cortisol testosterone levels have decreased," Will answer matter-of-factly.
"And you need those because...?"
"If the plasma cortisol level is elevated and the cortisol testosterone level is lowered, then those are both indicators that you haven't been sleeping. Be back, little brother."
Jay groaned and threw his head back. He didn't think he'd need to be stuck with a needle today. If only had put someone else down as his emergency contact, then this wouldn't be happening. Or, if his brother just wasn't a doctor or didn't work at this specific hospital then this wouldn't be happening, either.
***
Jay was walking you to school when you were eight years old. On your back, you had your backpack and you were holding Jay's hand and skipping to keep up with his long strides. Jay chuckled at how cute and innocent you were. He didn't want you to ever grow up.
"Jay Jay," you started, causing him to look down at you, "Did you get all the bad guys when you left?"
"Why do you ask?" He swallowed. He knew if you asked the right questions, he might not know how to answer them. And, his last tour was horrific, losing all the members of his unit except Mouse...the burning Humvee...the combatants still coming towards them...
"I don't know. I just wanted to know if there were any left?" you asked.
"There probably are."
"Do you have to go back there? Do you have to leave again to go fight the bad guys?"
Jay's breath hitched. He was honorably discharged after what had happened, so he wouldn't have to back. But, as he was thinking about how to answer you, the scene changed.
Screaming. All he could hear was screaming and the crackling of flames.
He looked around saw the scene from his last tour, his Humvee flipped over with all the members of his unit currently burning to crisp. He and Mouse had been walking behind, keeping watch of their six which is why they weren't in there.
"Help! Jay Jay, help!" He heard you scream and racked his brain from where that could be coming from because you were an ocean away, no way were you actually there.
"Dude, your sister's in there!" And Mouse took off running.
Jay quickly caught up to him. "What? She's not here! She's at home in Chicago!"
"No, she's not! You couldn't bear to leave her, so you brought her with you!"
Okay, now Jay knew he was caught in the midst of a nightmare because he would never do that. He would never bring a little girl into the midst of a war where she could get hurt or killed. Damn that melatonin he took that night because he was currently in so deep a sleep that he couldn't wake up.
"Jay Jay!"
He took off running again and came up to the edge of the Humvee. Your leg was crushed under it and it was one of the only parts of the vehicle that hadn't caught fire...yet. He needed to get you out and he needed to get you out fast or else you would be burned to death. But, to do that, he knew he'd be sacrificing your leg.
"Mouse! Get me a tourniquet and the biggest knife you have! Make sure you sterilize it!" Jay shouted. You let out a whine.
"You're doing a field amputation?" Mouse asked as he grabbed the supplies.
"I don't have any other choice." You let out a whimper. "Hey, hey, look at me. Focus on me. I'm gonna get you out of there."
"P-Promise?" you asked as tears ran down your cheeks.
"I promise. Now I need you to hold really still and be a brave girl, okay? Can you be brave for me?" You nodded as Mouse handed Jay the equipment for the tourniquet. "This is going to hurt," Jay warned you as he slid the piece of fabric underneath your leg and then started tying it.
You screamed out in agony.
"I know, I know. But, It's gotta be tight. It's gotta be tight, kiddo."
"Jay! Nine o'clock!"
Jay turned to his left and pointed his gun straight at the combatant.
"Jay...Jay..." he heard your voice wavering as you tried to get his attention. But, it didn't sound like your voice. It sounded lower, more mature even. "Jay, please." the voice that sounded like you was pleading now. "Jay Jay, please. You're- You're safe."
Jay snapped his eyes open.
There you were, at sixteen years old, holding your hands up in surrender. He was home, in Chicago.
"Jay, please," you whispered once more.
It was only when he looked down that he realized he must've thought you were the combatant in his dream because he had his service weapon pointed straight at you.
He dropped his gun onto his bed. "Y/N, I- you gotta believe me. That wasn't--"
But you were already running out of his room to grab your keys and get as far away from Jay as possible.
***
Will was awoken to a loud knocking on his door at 2:37 in the morning. "Who the fuck is here right now?" he muttered as he rubbed his eyes and stood up and threw on a shirt.
But, all his anger at being woken up at this ungodly hour washed away as he looked through the peep-hole and saw you, tears still streaming down your face.
He yanked the door open. "Y/N, what are you doing here?"
"He pointed a gun at me!" you wailed as you entered.
Will shut the door and made his way over to you. "Who? Did you tell Jay? Where were you?"
"Jay was the one who did it, Will! He pointed the- the gun right at me!"
Will's breath caught in his throat. He had his hunches that Jay was having nightmares again based on what you had told him and based on him falling asleep while driving and based on his blood work, but he didn't think they'd have gotten this bad. "Are you okay? he asked you quietly.
You shook your head and Will led you over to the couch.
"Do you want to talk about it?"
You sighed. "I heard him scream, so I woke up to see what was wrong. When I walked- When I walked into his room he was squeezing his pillow with his hand like he was holding something. He was dripping sweat."
You paused and took a deep breath.
"It's okay," Will told you. Take your time."
"Then, he just, he just whipped around and grabbed his gun from- from on top of his nightstand. I don't why it wasn't in the safe where it usually is. And that's when he..."
"That's when he pointed it at you?"
You nodded as tears rolled down your cheeks. "I said his name over and over and he finally snapped out of it."
"And that's when you came here?"
You nodded again.
"Well, how about we put on a movie, and then you can try to get some sleep. I'll stop over at Jay's tomorrow when you're at school. I'm pretty sure you have some clothes here just in case."
"Thanks, Will."
"No problem, Short Stack."
***
Jay heard a knock on his door the next day. Will had texted him and told him that you were safe and at his place because Jay had been blowing up Will's phone looking for you. So, at least he wasn't worried about that anymore.
Jay sipped his beer and waited for the knocking to stop, but it just became increasingly louder.
"Jay, open the damn door!"
Reluctantly, with beer still in hand, Jay stood up and opened his apartment door. "What the hell are you doing here?" Jay asked.
"Gimme that," Will said as he ripped the beer bottle from Jay's hand after he'd entered his apartment. "And, for your information, I'm making sure you're not drinking yourself to death." He looked around at the two other empty beer bottles on the counter. It wasn't even one o'clock in the afternoon yet. "Which, I guess I came just in time."
"Just let me drink it." Jay tried to take the bottle back, but Will held it out of his reach. Then, he made his way over to the kitchen sink and poured it out.
"Shit, man. I paid for that."
"I don't really give a damn right now, Jay. You pointed a fucking gun at our little sister. She came to my place bawling last night. You're lucky she didn't get into a car accident because of how distraught she was when she was driving."
"I know, I know. I fucked up, okay?"
"Oh, yeah, you fucked up all right. This is probably the single-handed worse thing you've done in your entire life."
"Did you just come here to lecture me?" Jay yelled. "If so, the door's that way and you can get the hell out!"
Will sighed. "I didn't come here just to do that, but I needed to get that out first. You need to talk to someone about this, Jay."
"I'm talking to you. Isn't that enough?"
"A trained professional."
"You are a trained professional."
"I'm a trained medical professional, not a trained psychological professional."
Jay sat on the couch and put his head in his hands. That scene from last night had been replaying in his head for almost twelve hours now.
Him hearing your voice...seeing you with your hands raised while they were shaking...how much of whisper your voice was...the feeling of guilt that swallowed him whole when he noticed he was holding his service weapon...you sprinting out of the house in the middle of the night...
"Jay," Will said, snapping him out of his thoughts. "You still with me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm still here. Sorry." He paused. "Last night, I guess I was so out of it that I forgot to lock up my gun and left it on my bedside table. If I had just locked it up, this wouldn't have happened. If I just wouldn't have taken the melatonin, this wouldn't have happened. If I was just able to fucking sleep this wouldn't have happened."
"How long haven't you been sleeping?" Will asked gently.
"The nightmares started when I shot that little girl, Will."
"Jay, it's been weeks since that happened."
"I know. And they just keep getting worse. At first, it was Y/N who was the little girl I shot when I was chasing the offenders when the bullet went through the illegal daycare center. And then, they started turning into me being overseas and Y/N somehow being with me and her being shot over there. Last night- last night was the worst."
"You don't have to tell me what happened if you don't want to."
"Thank you," Jay replied. Because in all honestly, that was one of the worst nightmares he's ever had since getting on his medication.
"Is that why you're sleeping on Y/N's bedroom floor?"
"How'd you know? I didn't even think she knew."
"She knows. She said she'll wake up in the middle of the night and you'll be there, on her floor, with a pillow and a blanket, and you'll sneak out before she wakes up."
"I just, I needed to make sure she was safe. I needed to make sure she was still alive, Will."
"I really think you need to talk to someone. Maybe ask about getting your meds increased."
"I've been on the same dose for over two years now. You really think they'd need to be upped?"
"It's a possibility. But, we need to talk about Y/N now."
Jay sighed. "Yeah. Yeah, we do. I have no idea what to do, Will. I'm supposed to be her legal guardian and I couldn't even keep her safe. I was the one who made her feel not safe."
"I know it's gonna be hard for you to hear this," Will started, "but, she doesn't want to come back here for a little while."
"Yeah, I figured that when she didn't answer my texts."
"Listen, she and I talked this morning, and if you go see someone today or tomorrow and see someone about getting your meds upped, she'd stay with me for two weeks so the meds have time to get into your system, and then we'll go from there."
"So, all I have to do is get my meds upped?"
"Well, that might be the best option. But, I still think you should talk to someone, Jay. Either a therapist or a psychiatrist or even a veteran's support group might be helpful."
"Okay. But, can you just tell her that I'm so sorry? And that, I wasn't in my right mind? I didn't know it was her, I swear."
"I know you didn't. Now, no more drinking, you have appointments to schedule." Will paused. "Have you talked to Voight? Maybe you shouldn't be working while you're trying to figure this out."
"I do not need to take time off."
"Yes, you do. Do you want our little sister to hate you or not?"
"Fine. I'll take two weeks furlough."
"That's all I ask. Please do not get shitfaced because I will babysit you if I have to."
"Then who's gonna stay with Y/N?"
"I'll figure something out."
***
"You're sure I'm good to go back?" you asked Will as you walked into yours and Jay's apartment building.
"Y/N, he hasn't had a nightmare in a week and a half. Everything's gonna be fine," Will answered.
"I know. I know I shouldn't be scared of my own brother, but, uh, what happened that night, it was..."
"Terrifying?" Will finished for you.
"Yeah, that."
"Well, I'll be there the entire weekend in case anything happens."
"Thanks, Will."
***
Later that night, you laid in bed, trying to fall asleep. But, you couldn't. You just couldn't shake the feeling of walking into Jay's room to try and wake him from a nightmare and having a gun pointed right at you. You couldn't shake the feeling that maybe tonight was the night that Jay would have a nightmare and end up sleepwalking into your bedroom with his gun drawn.
So, you were sitting up in bed, at 3:30 am, having just finished your last movie an hour and a half ago with your lamp on and the current book you were reading open.
You heard the sound of your door opening and looked up.
You held your breath.
Jay was in your room.
"Y/N, what are you still doing awake?" he asked, slowly moving closer to you so he didn't scare you.
You sighed in relief. He was conscious. He was awake.
"I can't sleep," you answered honestly.
"Is it because of me? That you can't sleep?" You looked down and that was all the confirmation Jay needed. "Look, I'm sorry. I know I've said it a lot these past few weeks, but I'm truly sorry. You have to understand that it wasn't me."
"I know. I just, you scared you me, Jay. I was scared I was going to die that night."
"Y/N, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if that happened."
"And you haven't had any nightmares?"
"None in over ten days," he answered.
"Then why are you in my room? I know you come in here sometimes after you have nightmares."
"I came to make sure you were sleeping. Will mentioned you were nervous and I know you don't like to sleep when you're nervous."
"Oh." You paused. "Can you tell me what you were dreaming about? When you pointed the gun at me?"
"Y/N, I'd really prefer not to. I don't want to go back there."
"I get it," you said. "It's traumatic. Like how even though Dad isn't drinking anymore, I don't want to go back and live with him."
"Exactly."
You moved over. "You can come sit if you want." Jay sat down on the bed next to you and handed you Beary so that he didn't squash him. You closed your book. "Can you tell me a story?"
"Like a fairytale like when you were little and Mom would make me read those princess books to you?" Jay chuckled.
"No, maybe a you and Will story or a me and you story from I was little and don't remember much?"
Jay thought for a second until he found the perfect one filed away in his brain under Y/N stories. "Do you remember that time when you brought your first aid kit on your bike because you had just made it in girl scouts?"
"A little, but not really."
"Okay, I'll tell you that one then."
"Jay Jay!" little seven-year-old you exclaimed as you run up to Jay. "Ride bikes with me?"
"I think my bike has a flat tire, but I can get my skateboard. Is that okay with you?" Jay asked.
"Yeah! But Mommy said you gotta wear a helmet because she said we gotta protect our heads," you told him while putting your hands on your hips.
"That's right! How could I forget that? I'll be right back and then we can go, okay?"
"Okay!"
While Jay ran off to find his bike, you ran off to get your first aid kit that you had just made in girl scouts and Beary to put in the little basket on the front of your purple princess bike.
You waited for him and when he reappeared with his skateboard and helmet, he asked what you had.
"Beary and this I made in girl scouts yesterday," you told him. "It has bandaids and this white tape and white soft stuff and wipies."
You handed it to him to take a look. Inside, there were different sizes of bandaids, medical tape, gauze, and antiseptic wipes. "This is such a good first aid kit, kiddo!"
"Thank you!"
You got your bike out of the garage and clipped on your helmet. Jay pressed down on the horn attached to your handlebars before stepping onto his skateboard.
You two rode down the street and then Jay got to a ramp that some kids had made. There was one ramp, a gap, and then another ramp.
"Jay Jay!" you exclaimed. "Can you go on that?"
Jay had gone on homemade skateboard ramps like those hundreds of times. Hell, he'd even made one home and he and Will would do kickflips in the air when going on it when your guys' mom was home. She'd have a heart attack if she saw her sons doing that.
"I can even do a trick while I'm in the air," Jay told you.
"Really?" you asked, your eyes going wide.
"Really. Wanna see?"
"Yes please!"
Jay started a few yards back from the first ramp and started propelling himself forward, gaining speed. Then, your jaw dropped as he skated onto the first ramp and into the air.
"Whoa," you whispered to yourself as he did his kickflip in midair between the two ramps.
But, Jay had overestimated the distance between the two ramps, so when he landed, he landed on the road and not the ramp with way too much force, causing him to fall off his skateboard and land on the ground, scraping his hands across the road.
"Jay Jay!" you yelled as you quickly kicked down your kickstand and grabbed your first aid kit. "Are you okay?" you asked.
Jay stood up and grabbed his skateboard. "I'm fine. Just a little blood, nothing to worry about."
"You're bleeding? Where? I can fix it."
He held up his right hand where his palm was a little bloody. You started to open your first aid kit and Jay knew there was no point in arguing with you, so he just crouched down to your height.
You grabbed a bandaid and started to open it. "You gotta clean it out first, nurse," Jay told you.
"Oh. With the wipey-thingies?"
"Yes, with those."
You opened one of the antiseptic wipes--with Jay's help because those were really hard to open!--and wiped down his palm. Then, you put the bandaid on.
"All better!" you exclaimed as you put the trash back into your first aid kit. "Can we keep going?" you asked.
"We sure can!"
You ran back to your bike and put the first aid kit into the basket next to Beary and then you got on your bike and caught up to Jay. And then, you were off around the block again.
"We really thought you were going to be a doctor or a nurse after that," Jay said. "But, then you realized you hated both math and science." He looked down at you. "Oh, you're asleep."
He set your book on your nightstand and turned off the lamp. Then, he slowly crept out of your room and closed the door, and went back to his room to fall into a nightmare-less sleep.
Despite Will sleeping on the couch, things were back to normal in yours and Jay's apartment and neither of you could've been happier.
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Okay so once again, 3 am thoughts have gifted me with yet another au. It is by no means original but screw it: SmithSwap
The only things I’m switching is their ages, so now Nya is the older one, but it. Gets. Fun.
For specifics, as of the Pilots/S1 Nya is 15 and Kai is 11, because I want bebe kai
Now, prior to Wu showing up, it’s pretty much the same as canon only with roles reversed. Nya mostly runs the shop while Kai is trying to everything he can to make things easier for his big sister, and I mean everything. The only one Nya doesn’t stop him from doing is cooking because Kai is the better chef, though neither can figure out why. Nya also likes to tell Kai stories of their parents since he can’t remember them too well, much to his disappointment.
ANYWAY, Wu shows up, Kai gets upset he’s insulting his sister’s work, then Skulkin show up. Kai does get snatched, much to Nya worry and canon continues.
Okay but also tiny spinoff, it also would’ve been hilarious if Nya still got kidnapped because then when the guys meet Kai they’d be like “who is this sassy lost child?”
So then while Nya’s training, I’m actually going to say what happened when Kai is captured.
You see, a side affect of being really freaking old is that your perception of time changes, specifically how long periods seem shorter. Garmadon decided that because of the prophecy it would be best to snatch the Master of Fire, who he thought would be Ray.
So you can imagine his surprise when his Skulkin bring in a kicking, screaming 11 year old child.
He is, understandably, not happy and very confused.
He sends the Skulkin away and tries his best talking with Kai. Like, as little malice as he can in a gentle voice, and he actually learns a few things. 1) both Ray and Maya went missing years ago, 2) these kids have no idea about anything regarding the Elemental Masters, 3) Kai’s sister has been raising him since their parents went missing, and she’s only four years older than him
Understandably, he is concerned, but also sees this as an opportunity. If he raises the Master of Fire to be loyal to him, then he’ll never want to fulfill his role in the prophecy, thus ensuring his victory. also he really misses lloyd and now when he returns he’ll have two kids!!! how amazing is that
So yeah Kai’s stay in the Underworld isn’t that bad. This Garmadon guy is pretty nice, tells him awesome stories about his parents, teaches him a bunch of things(mostly how to fight), and really just acts like the paternal figure he never had(Garmadad is canon, no matter what form you can fight me on this). The only part that sucks in Samukai, but he’s just a jerk and Garmadon makes sure he’ll never actually do anything to hurt him. He does miss Nya a lot though.
Anyway back with Nya and the guys.
They don’t actually know the exact reason why she was here at the beginning. All they know was that Wu originally left for the Master of Fire and came back with her instead. They know she has a brother, but aren’t quite sure how he falls into it.
They learn her full story the night they’re heading to the Temple of Fire, at which when they’re winding down Zane brings up how she never actually told them how she met Wu.
They are very concerned when they find out the whole story and swear they’ll help her get him back, which is nice.
Then she sees Kai But Actually Garmadon, follows, and bam Sword of Fire time. She isn’t able to fully use it, but she’s able to get a few sparks. However, things then start to take a turn for the worst.
Kai is actually here, very confused why Garmadon’s having him tied to the ceiling, but hey Nya’s here! But then oh no he then realizes that Garmadon is the bad guy, which gets him upset and more then a little betrayed.
Seeing him hurt his sister, the one of raised him, actually has Kai pick up the sword and use his powers. Under normal circumstances, it probably wouldn’t have been bigger than a few sparks, however Kai has his big sister in danger, dealing with the betrayal of an almost father figure, holding the Sword of Fire, and being surrounded by his element.
So yeah. Not that small of a fire.
The guys and Wu are actually able to to witness the truly incredible fire blast he lets out from the camp, put two and two together, and start heading over. Wu didn’t follow Nya
..because plot and was the able to help them fight off the Skulkin.
Anyway, it’s more than enough to dissipate the shadows, however it also wakes up the dragon. Garmadon, who is sort of panicking because That Was Not Supposed To Happen, ends up scooping up an unconscious Kai and the Sword and retreating to the underworld, leaving behind a very pissed Nya and an equally pissed Fire Dragon.
But yeah, Nya deals with the dragon, they get the other ones and head to the Underworld with Wu this time, and he’s actually the reason they’re able to get past all the Skulkin. 
But yeah, Samukai gets vaporized and Garmadon about to leave when a feverish Kai makes his way in and begs Garmadon to not do it and that they can fix things.
And Garmadon
.actually pauses for a second and you can see the conflict in his eyes before he shakes his head and says “there’s no going back for me” and walks through. Kai then collapses and the end up heading back home.
As for what’s up with Kai, who would’ve guessed tapping into a kind of power you aren’t supposed to have access to yet in a high stress situation would be bad for the body. He has a really bad fever but he’s fine after a few days.
The few month timeskip in between the Pilots and S1 is mostly spent training Kai, so they have quite a bit less free time. However when S1 starts and Kai hears about Lord Garmadon, he actually wants to check it out himself first.
So yeah, he meets Lloyd by himself and it actually doesn’t go that badly. Kai actually buys some candy for them to share and they leave the town, and Kai actually starts talking with him. Eventually the topic comes up about Garmadon and Kai gives a rough basis about how he sort of got kidnapped, and then his work in progress plan of making him good again. Lloyd is completely down with seeing his dad again and says how they could probably get his dads attention if their got their own evil army.
And because they’re both stupid kids, neither of which have had parents before, Kai thinks it’s a great idea.
So yeah. That’s why they find the Serpentine here.
Ofc, it isn’t a right away type thing. It takes them about a month before they find the Hypnobrai Tomb, and Kai just plays off all his time spent out as him having made a friend, which they can’t exactly argue with.
Ofc, canon still happens and when Kai was busy training Lloyd ended up finding the tomb and releasing the Serpentine, and they do their regular Canon Nonsense. 
However, Kai is not too happy about the whole Attack Villages things and after a bit comes clean to the ninja about their original plan. They very much aren’t happy, but admit his heart was in the right place and they doubt he’d pull something like this again.
Fast-forward a bit more, Kai is mostly chill with Zane’s “weirdness” and unfortunately stays home when the Hypnobrai burn down the Monestary. It’s only because the dragons were able to get out and protect him that he was still alive. Nya’s actually the one who yells at Zane this time around because again. Kai almost died, but it’s all cool later and they find the Bounty :D
Anyway, Canon again continues. Kai is still really good with the dragons and is a little upset they need to leave. He also gets along really well with Ed and Edna. Then when Lloyd joins Kai is a little
.well he doesn’t hate him but he does spend a while avoiding him.
Eventually Nya has enough of their dancing around each other and locks them both in the same room so they can talk it out. Turns out the reason Kai was avoiding him was because Lloyd’s betrayal really hurt since they were supposed to do it to find Garmadon, not hurt people. They have a tearful apology, then Kai learns how much of a jerk the Serpentine were and is like “the next time I see any I’ll protect you, since you’re like my little brother and as a big brother it’s my job to keep you safe”
Now it’s Samurai Time :)
You see, this time around Kai has double reasons for being the Samurai. 1) Yeah, he hates being left behind and wants to be involved but also 2) he wants to keep his big sister and big brothers safe
So yeah, that happens. He does think it’s pretty funny when they keep trying and failing to one up him though.
But then :) He gets captured with Lloyd :)))
So yeah, that sucks but it only gets worse because while Kai was able to “summon” his Samurai Mech, he had to send it off to get the ninja away. So that sucks.
Garmadon eventually shows up to help since the Serpentine stole both his kids, much to Nya’s chagrin.
Then comes the freaking Volcano Scene and this one is from Nya when she rescues Kai, then has to choose between Lloyd or the Fangblade. She ends up unlocking her True Potential by essentially leaving behind all negative feels she had for Lloyd and accepting him under her protection just like she did Kai.
The sheer torrent of water easily cools all the lava and thoroughly soaks them. But hey, even Kai has to admit being wet is better than being burnt alive. Also when the ninja start wondering aloud why the Samurai didn’t help Kai bashfully admits he was the Samurai, and this thoroughly impresses the ninja since Kai is like, 12 at this point.
Uhhhh, S2 isn’t too different. Kai is super happy that the dragons are back and is easily Ultra’s favorite. He isn’t hit with either Garms spell nor the Tomorrows Tea, but is there to comfort Lloyd and says that even though he got hit with some magic stuff Kai is still going to protect him since he’s still his older brother. On the Dark Island Kai is heartbroken Nya got corrupted and swears he’ll help fix her. When Garmadon gets purified Kai looses his shit and gets so excited since let’s goooooo not only is his dad not evil anymore they can go out in public together :DDDD
S3, also not too different. During the whole Love Triangle nonsense Kai’s just sitting there so confused. Also Pixal joins team Kai’s Older Siblings. Him getting captured was just him being at the wrong place wrong time. He has a really fun time time in space though, which was nice.
But uh. Then Zane hecking dies, which hits everyone really hard, especially Kai. Only this time, Nya ends up taking Kai back to Ignacia and opens up the forge again, pretty much cutting all contact with the other ninja, Wu and Garmadon. While it might’ve been boring and lonely, at least in Ignacia they were safe. 
Kai is
honestly really miserable, but hides it well. He can barely get up some mornings, but does so anyway since he’s desperately trying to act like things are normal, despite how Nya doesn’t talk very much. He misses the other ninja a lot, even Pixal despite not knowing her for very long, but doesn’t want to tell Nya since again, trying to make things normal again. Nya also doesn’t let him out of the house too often, only really if she’s there to watch him.
This routine goes on for about two months, until Lloyd shows up to try and get everyone back together. And Nya.....Nya doesn’t like that.
She and Lloyd end up having a bit of a passive aggressive argument that is progressively getting louder until Kai just. Snaps.
He yells at them to stop fighting, how they’re acting so horribly and that he wished things could go back to normal, how Zane wouldn’t want this and that he’d be disappointed in them.
The two visibly flinch.
Then Kai realizes exactly what he just said and who he said it to. And he runs.
Nya and Lloyd both spend some time in silence, mulling over what Kai just said because he was right. Zane would hate what’s become of the team and how they separated.
Nya ends up being the one to break the silence, asking Lloyd where and when to meet.
When Kai doesn’t return from the woods, she ends up leaving a note before she leaves, explaining where she’s going and how she’s sorry.
Meanwhile, Kai is having a slight breakdown in a Tree Base he made years ago.
But yeah, fast forward a bit and Kai’s getting ready to sneak onto Chen’s Island, but in a slightly different way than canon. Instead he takes a slightly experimental ship that’s basically a smaller Bounty which he calls the Destiny’s Wish. Think of the comparison like a Car vs a Go Cart. Comfortably, it can fit 2 people long term, but for quick trips can carry as many as 10, but it’ll be a tight fit and the Wish might have some trouble flying.
So yeah, he’s on his own and he doesn’t arrive until a few hours before the EMs all get dropped from the plane. Shade is actually the one to find him first, but has a moment of pause since Literal Child and gives Kai enough time to kick him into a tree and run. The whole chase actually lasts about two hours but unfortunately Kai isn’t able to get back to the Wish and gets caught.
Now for the fun part :)
So all the EMs(and I do mean all because he wanted to “thank them for their contribution”) are in the throne room, their powers snatched, when Chen said aloud “But it is such a shame that we don’t have the Master of Fire, the we’d be able to complete the spell.” and for the briefest second the Ninja Fam are relieved but then Chen does a whole “SIKE, WE GOT HIM” and has some of the guards bring Kai out.
The Ninja are, understandably, freaking out. The EMs kinda are too since Child but only a little bit and it’s not personal
But then just as Chen’s about to snatch his fire, Kai starts saying how Chen cheated since Kai never got to play in a match. Chen refutes it since His Game His Rules but then Kai says that age old statement to get siblings to do Stupid Shit: “What are you, scared?”
Chen is not scared, thank you very much. And you know what, since you’re so confident fine, you now get your own challenge!
So yeah, now Kai has his own challenge.
What is it you might ask?
A vertical obstacle course with a time limit. If Kai doesn’t grab the Jade Blade, the exit closes.
Not that bad you might think. After all, Kai’s been training with the ninja for the past year, he’s probably got this in the bag.
Yeah welllllllll, a little bird told might have told Chen that a certain Master of Fire couldn’t swim.....so he uses Nya’s power to gradually fill up the room and forcing him up.
Surprise surprise, it was rigged against him. I’m talking platforms having false bottoms, ladders being oiled, high pressure water jets to knock him off, the works.
Kai is so close to making it. So close..... but Chen can’t have that happen now can he :)
So yeah, Kai ends up falling in and Nya almost drags all the EMs into the water trying to get him.
Luckily it’s at that moment Lloyd bursts in with Garmadon, frees the EMs and gets Chen’s staff. The EMs bust out and just as Nya’s about to dive in the whole thing starts draining, like an enormous whirlpool.
You see Chen actually thought ahead and realized that “hey, if the kid dies he’ll loose his power” so he made a plan that when Kai was going to fall in, he would use one of the tubes that shot water but in verse and suck him in. Luckily he was able to pull it off before the gem was smashed because if not MMM.
So yeh, Kai is now captured, but still on the island. Skylor reluctantly copies his powers(she got sort of close with Nya and this is the little brother she was gushing about), and Anacondrai happens. However, the two are able to escape, Skylor’s actually able to figure out the Summon Dragon thing, and then they head back to the main group.
Then comes the inevitable question of “how did you get here anyway?” and then Kai shows them The Wish. He actually ends up flying back with Garmadon before all the EMs learn how to Summon Dragon so they can warn people about the ensuing danger.
So yeah, they head out, the Pythor thing happens, canon then Sad because Garm still needs to do the whole sacrifice thing D:
That one hits Lloyd and Kai really hard, but they both use each other for comfort so it isn’t as bad as it could’ve been.
But yeah, this is getting long so tbc for a part 2 :DDD
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