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#jschlatt x reader
ohbabydollie · 3 days
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omg heyy 🤭 ive only just found your blog but i absolutely adore your writing!! could i please request some housewife headcanons? ty <3
my ideal career is housewife but i js need to marry schlatt so i don’t have to worry abt money first 😔
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taking care of him during streams!
bringing in water, food, anything he needs
he takes that chance to show you off to his stream, shower you in compliments before you head out of his office
he will literally take any chance he can to rub it into anyone’s face
“what am i eatin right now? it’s just some soup my WIFE made me, it’s whatever, she does it all the time” he says with a cocky grin
he loves home cooked meals and will asks for seconds constantly
he gets a taste for your cooking (and baking) to the point he doesn’t enjoy eating out as much
he loves that you basically can be around him 24/7 since he works from home and you don’t have a job
if he ever tries cooking for a stream, he’s struggling so hard
he gains so much respect for you if you make almost everything by scratch
if you take up a little hobby like baking or pottery or gardening
he.fucking.loves.it.
he shows off anything and everything you make
drinks from mugs you make, eats whatever you baked or grew and makes a point to tell everyone
“well ted, while you’re eatin’ your nasty ass rap snacks, i’ll be eating this” he says smiling and holding up a bowl of strawberries, “delicious, home grown, organic, non-micro plastic, strawberries, that my wife grew” he says with a satisfied smile “not to mention she also made the bowl, it’s bpa free”
hes literally such a dick to everyone about how he’s married to you
“i’m havin’ chicken n dumplins for dinner, they’re HOMEMADE by the way, not the nasty trader joe’s shit you gotta eat” schlatt says to ted with a grin “m’ wife is makin it all from scratch”
he says you “balance him out” with how sweet and soft you are
makes tradwife jokes all the time
he also likes making jokes about other people wanting you and actively brags about it
“we were a beach the other day and i saw men eyein her up, didn’t even care ‘cause i was the guy rubbin tannin oil on her back”
he loves buying you pretty new clothes, jewelry, makeup, etc.
he pays for you to get your hair, nails, etc. done
loves doing little things with you from grocery shopping to wasting time at a retail store
he says the cats got into something on stream and always comes back with light lipstick marks on his lips and face
looks for any excuse to kiss and touch you on camera
flirts with you even when you’ve been married for years
he only has eyes for you as you do him and every one knows
everyone can tell that even with the jokes he makes he loves you so much
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lambyblurbs · 2 days
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Schlatt is definitely a big baby when he’s sick
Hearing how he was sick in his second day Minecraft stream made me giggle a little. Men are always babies when they’re sick. And I bet Schlatt is no different.
God, he would just be such a big baby, acting like he’s on his deathbed from a simple cold.
He wouldn’t want you to leave his side, always having his arm around you. The only time he would let you leave his side is to make him something to eat like soup.
Man loves whatever you make and bring to him. But he does make sure you get to eat too and do your daily stuff. Just with his big baby ass right next to you.
He would act like he’s so helpless and like he won’t make it any longer if you’re not there with him.
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pawpatrollss · 3 days
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Heated blankets and cuddles
jschlatt x fem!reader
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summary: both you and schlatt got sick at the same time so to ease the sniffling and sore throats from the flu, you make a cup of tea and snuggle up on the couch with the cats.
warning: straight up fluff.
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You had catched the god awful cold that was going around, and from you schlatt went ahead and got it.
You were laying on the couch with multiple blankets wrapped around you to keep you warm, just one leg peeking out the thick blankets and jambo curled up by your side in a deep sleep.
Schlatt was trying to power through his headache and stuffy nose while streaming a relaxed minecraft mining stream.
From your spot on the couch you could hear schlatt laugjing at something his chat said, followed by a cough. He had only planned on streaming for about an hour, yet 2 hours in he was still at his desk gaming away.
Jambo jumping off the couch brought you back to the show you were mindlessly watching from your livingroom tv.
A cup of tea would really heal your sour throat but getting up from the couch felt impossible at the moment, still feeling like you were going to freeze to death if you pushed the blankets away even for a second.
Tired footsteps could be heard heading towards the livingroom from behind you. Then the couch dipped next to you and a head appeared infront of your barely visible eyes under the fluffy blanket.
” ’M so tired…” he mumbled resting his head on your blanketed lap. ”How many blankets do you have toots?” He laughed with a tired smile.
”Not enough, i’m still freezing jay.” you whined reaching for yet another tissue to wipe your runny nose.
Without a word schlatt got back up from the couch disappearing into the hallway of the apartment.
Few minutes later he appeared with two cups of tea, a big heated blanket and a jambo running after him.
”Let’s get you warmed up doll.” He stated pulling the other blankets to the side to cover you in the already heated up blanket.
Schlatt layed down beside you, arm around your shoulder pulling you into him as he turned your favorite show on for the both of you to enjoy.
Jambo jumped up on the couch and got situated next to the both of you enjoying the warmth from the blanket aswell.
Schlatt’s body heat by it’s self was warming up your entire left side that was pressed against him.
There you two spent the rest of the day and evening snuggled up by eachother watching some shows. Before you both drifted off to sleep in that same position on the couch with the soft sound of the tv chatter in the background and eachothers heavy breathing.
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catn4pp · 11 hours
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Schlatt x Reader | Needy Nights
an: I’m finally backk! ive been extremely busy with school and a production we just finished, hope u love thiss!
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It was another late night at the office, and you found yourself staying behind to finish up some last-minute tasks. As you typed away at your computer, you heard the familiar sound of footsteps approaching. You glanced up to see none other than Jschlatt himself, looking as exhausted as ever but with a hint of something else in his eyes.
“Hey there, sweetheart,” he said, his voice gruffer than usual.
“Jay? Burning the midnight oil again?” you replied, offering him a small smile.
He nodded, shuffling over to your desk and plopping down in the chair next to you. “Yeah, seems like it’s become a habit.”
You couldn’t help but notice the way he leaned a little closer to you than usual, his warmth radiating off him. It wasn’t uncommon for Schlatt to be affectionate, but tonight there was an unmistakable neediness in his demeanor.
“Is everything alright?” you asked, concern lacing your tone.
He let out a heavy sigh, running a hand through his hair. “Honestly, I just needed to see you. Been a rough day, y’know?”
Your heart went out to him, understanding all too well the pressures he faced. Without hesitation, you reached out and placed a comforting hand on his arm. “I’m here for you, Schlatt. Whatever you need.”
A small smile tugged at the corner of his lips as he looked at you, his eyes softening. “Thanks, sweetheart. You always know how to make me feel better.”
The atmosphere between you shifted, the air thick with unspoken words and tension. Before you could fully process what was happening, Schlatt leaned in and pressed his lips to yours in a surprisingly gentle kiss. It was as if all the pent-up emotions and desires he had been carrying melted away in that moment.
As the kiss deepened, you found yourself losing track of time, completely immersed in the intoxicating presence of the man in front of you. In that small office space, surrounded by the hum of computers and the glow of city lights outside, nothing else mattered except the connection you shared with Schlatt.
Eventually, the need for air also mattered, both of you left breathless and wanting more. Schlatt rested his forehead against yours, a contented smile playing on his lips.
“Thank you, sweetheart,” he murmured, his voice barely above a whisper. “For everything.”
You simply smiled back, knowing that in moments like these, words were unnecessary. All that mattered was the bond you shared with the man who had stolen your heart, needy or not.
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Sick Fluff- Schlatt x Reader
A/N dedicated to @princessbiteme0o0 thanks for letting me spam you with brainrots
BigGuy is Streaming
Looking down at your phone you smiled knowing that Schlatt was feeling well enough to stream for a bit today. He'd woken up this morning not feeling well, headachy and stuffed up.
Clicking into his stream you hear his loud voice booming from your spreaker.
"How'ya doin' boys! Back with another SDMP stream today!" He greeted with a grin on his face.
Despite the grin however, you could hear the strain in his voice and the stuffed nose deepening his tone.
"I thought I'd just do a bit of a chill stream with you guys today," he began, bringing a bottle of DayQuil into stream and taking a swig. You'd address that later but what made you get up off the couch was the yellow can he washed it down with.
"So yesterday we left off-" he was cut of by his office door opening. Turning around at the intrusion he sees you and smiles briefly.
"Whatd'ya want toots?"
He was answered to a smack upside the head.
"Aah, Broad, why?" he held up his hands to shield himself.
"Because you're gonna kill yourself, stupid." You scolded, taking the drink and DayQuil away. "Go back to bed." You threw over your shoulder, leaving the room and shutting the door.
"Crazy Bitch.." Schlatt muttered after you. "I'm Fine!" he called before turning back to stream.
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Schlatt either decided to listen to you for once or started feeling too sick to continue streaming because a couple hours later he stood in front of you, a scratchy blanket he for some reason loved draped around his shoulders, avoiding your eyes.
"Yes?"
You caught him mumble a few curses under his breath.
"I don't feel good." He ground out, cheeks flushed from his fever and voice deeper and scratchier than normal.
Rolling your eyes and letting out a sigh you hand him a water bottle and a few Tylenol from where you had them sitting on the side table next to you.
After he pops them in his mouth and washes them down you hold your arms open for him to crawl into, laying his long body between your legs and resting his head on your chest, letting out a shallow breath.
Kissing his warm forehead you card your fingers through his messy curls with one hand and rub his back with the other until you hear soft snores coming from him and look to see his eyes shut, dark lashes fluttering as he slept.
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darkniters · 7 months
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jschlatt who whispers to you
twitch dot tv slash jschlatt is online, and you’re well aware due to the loud personality voice schlatt has put on in the other room.
“WHAT THE FUCK!” he yells, the sound echoing throughout the house. you usually check into his streams, but right now your busy figuring out your hours for work and are in no need for distractions.
you look around the living room quickly for a red pen, needing to circle something on the page, but your efforts deem useless. you suddenly remembered schlatt took one into his office with him to do a bit.
you didnt want to find a different red pen because you knew where that one was, so you quietly make your way down the hall before schlatts office.
his fans figured out about you through a lot of bits schlatt would make where he would tag you on twitter or tag any girl he posts on instagram with your username, so you weren’t a private couple, but you still weren’t twitch or youtube public.
you open the door timidly, trying to bring as little attention to yourself as possible. unfortunately for you, the shitty tiktok schlatt was watching just ended, and his spiel afterwards was done.
his head whipped to your direction, and he gave you a grin. you gave him a smile back, and he reached his hand out for you to grab.
you grab ahold of it and make your way behind his chair, head resting on the back of it as your hands snake their ways around his neck.
he speaks briefly to his audience, as he rocks the chair gently from left to right, moving your head along with it. before he looks up at you, eyes full of stars like he’s seen the greatest thing of the entire universe.
“whats wrong?” he whispers, gently. its not a breathy whisper, its just making his voice quieter so the mic can’t pick it up as well (it does still pick it up)
“i know you have a red pen in here and i really need it” you whisper quieter, the mic unable to hear you at all due to you being farther away and also a lot less loud than schlatt.
“oh right yeah,” he reaches to the left of his desk, and grabs the pen. “just be careful its a bit finicky.” he mumbles. his hands reach up to where yours rest around his shoulders, and he gently brings it to his lips, kissing the back of your palm gently.
you smile, take the pen from his grasp, and then peck your head down to kiss the crown of his head, his hair ticking your face. you then break away from him, and thats when you remember he was still live. your face briefly flushes.
schlatt also seemed to have forgotten, as he stares at you grinning as you leave, before he brings his full attention back to the screen. the chat is running like crazy, simply saying your name in all caps and many awws. schlatts cheeks are painted red.
“alright alright chat moment of weakness, lets get a move on.” he continues to stream, but it seems after that encounter; he seemed much happier for the remainder duration of the time live.
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unlust-fvck · 9 months
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"please get off my lap." "but you're so much prettier from this angle."
with chuckle sammy + will (and dreamy weamy if not its ok)
i had so much fun writing this :’) i went OVERBOARD.
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schlatt- it was one of those normal work days for him; editing and playing the same clip over and over again until he deemed it perfect. you, on the other hand, found this pointless and decided to go bother him.
“jayyyyyy”
he wouldn’t even move, knowing your exact objective. he’d just let out one of those disappointed parental sighs. you’d peer into the room and quietly patter into the once spare bedroom that was now schlatt’s streaming/editing/whatever-else room. as you walked up behind him, you placed both of your palms firmly onto his shoulders and nuzzled your cheek into his, now longer, hair. inhaling deeply, you pressed a kiss to the crown of his head.
“i’m busy.”
he knew he couldn’t keep you off for long after you let out a pitiful whine. schlatt let out a sigh as his eyes fluttered closed and spun around in his chair to face you. he stared at you with an inquisitive look. you smiled, knowing you had gotten your way as your eyes flickered down to his lap, then back up to his. he shook his head.
“toots, i’m busy.”
he could repeat it until the end of time as you climbed into his lap. he gave in reluctantly as one arm wrapped around the small of your back to keep you steady. as he attempted to finish his video, you whined impatiently as you played with the neckline of his t-shirt.
“can you please get off my lap? you’re distracting me.”
“but you’re so much prettier from this angle”
he couldn’t argue with that.
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charlie- as you got ready for bed, you could hear charlie humming to himself in the bedroom. just as you had finished brushing your teeth, you trotted into the bedroom and sat on the bed. you observed charlie as he tidied up the room, still humming to himself. as he laid down beside you, the humming ceased and his head plopped into your lap, his arms behind his head. you chuckled and pressed a lingering kiss to the center of his forehead. when you pulled away, you found him gazing at you. his eyes were so full of love; an adoring grin gracing his lips.
“char, you’ve got to get your head out of my lap, it’s bed time.”
he just continued to look at you as he formulated the perfect thing to say.
“but you look so pretty from this angle- n-not that you don’t look pretty all the time, im just saying that-“
you shut him up with a kiss.
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ted- ted was all about domestic moments with you; everything from cooking dinners to going on dates that gave him butterflies though you had been together for years. tonight was movie night, yet you had other plans. instead of watching the movie that ted was very much interested in, you were gazing at him. the way his nose sloped down and was so cute. the way his eyes gleamed in the light of the television. he was perfect. just as you were bathing in his features, you didn’t realize how close you had gotten to him; your face inches away from his cheek. you pressed a small kiss to it and crawled into his lap for better access. before you could go any further, ted chuckled and tried to push you away, his view obstructed.
“honey pot, i can’t see. you’ve got to get off.”
you pouted and stood your ground as you pressed lingering kisses all along his face and down his neck.
“you.” kiss “just.” kiss “look.” kiss “so.” kiss “pretty.” kiss “from here.”
ted smiled and chuckled breathlessly, before taking his glasses off and sliding them onto the table. he laid down and pulled you with him as he pressed a firm kiss to your lips.
he really didn’t care if he missed the movie.
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wilbur- will was a sunday morning enjoyer. he’d have his old battered book in one hand and the other drawing mindless shapes across your half asleep figure in bed. just as he was about to flip the page with his hand on you, you whined and pulled it back down. he looked at you for a moment, piecing your features together, before showing a gentle smile and placing his book down on the bed.
“s’wrong, love?”
his voice was sweet and like caramel; dripping from his lips ever-so gently. you could just melt as his hand continued moving across your collarbones and shoulders mindlessly. you huffed and nodded your head to his lap.
“i’m almost done with this chapter, not now, alright?”
you let out a whine in protest as he chuckled quietly and picked his book back up, the movements on your chest growing lazy. you knew you could push him. you scooted your head into his lap, gazing up at him from underneath his book. your eyes shined like stars; he was beautiful. wilbur let out a lighthearted sigh as he set his book down once again;
“darling, d’ya mind getting your head off my lap?”
you just shook your head, your eyes flickering to his slightly parted lips, then back up to his caramel eyes.
“you look much prettier from down here”
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rabbitsrams · 6 months
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rewatching this sleep deprived video where schlatt keeps talking about tits so i will actually post this thing i wrote when i saw it initially
@light-blue-lace hey im posting it after weeks
nsfw under the cut, minors dni, 18+ only.
so one day you’re just chilling on the couch doing nothing when schlatt randomly asks you:
"can i see your tits?"
you're a bit surprised at how blunt he was being. "uh... why?"
"because."
"uh..."
"please?"
"um, okay." you lift your shirt, thankful you weren't wearing a bra. he looks at them for about 30 seconds, humming in approval and touching them for a bit. after he's done, he removes his hands and you put the shirt back down.
"thanks toots."
"uh huh, no problem..." you're a little confused but frankly quite aroused. like... he's seen them MANY times before. but there was something about him having the urge to see them in a normal mundane setting that was exciting. and him having that same reaction every time.
then he starts to do it more often.
always just straight up asking to see your tits and you always say yes, lifting your shirt and letting him see them.
then you start to walk around the house with smaller and tighter shirts that really show them off and he just loves it.
then one day you spice it up even more and just. walk around shirtless.
and he’s got his hands on them for hours. he just loves how pretty your tits are.
one of them is slightly bigger than the other and he just is absolutely fixated. loves them so much.
sitting on his lap as he edits and they're just in his face and he keeps getting distracted but he doesn't even care 'cause he "just wanted to see some fuckin' titties today."
also sending so many pics of them while he’s away and him saving every single one of them to use for... later...
bonus: so he's recording a drawing game (gartic, skribbl, etc.) for sleep deprived and one of the prompts is just. tits.
so he leaves the room to ask you if he can use yours as a reference (of course you say yes, you know it's just an excuse for him to see them but you don't even care).
the drawing turns out like really good and the boys are like WHOAAAA.....
one of them was like "what was your reference ain't no way you did that from memory" and he just straight up says:
"my girlfriend."
that's how your relationship was revealed lol
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ruminationnn · 8 months
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the tears are free falling.
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nvmadic · 7 months
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schlatt just waltzing into the kitchen, slapping your ass with a sharp sting. hand lingering on your waist, his pelvis pressing against your ass. “mm, dinner smells nice, bub.” fingertips digging into your side, eager to have you in his hands. one hand snaking up your loose fitting shirt to cup your breast in his large hand. “can you hurry up so i can fuck you?” softly muttering, his desperation evident in his squeezing. “or, i can pull your shorts to the side and fuck you whilst you’re being a good little housewife, hmm?”
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ohbabydollie · 22 hours
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omg so i’m new here but i currently have brainrot for 2 things
1) being a famous celebrity (sortaaaa like the famous streamer one but more famous) where ur like, an actress or model, things like that. and having a semi-public relationship with schlatt where you’ll be spotted holding hands on occasion, or on a red carpet but not really publicly discussing your relationship (even though everyone knows you’re together), and everyone is either super happy and ships the ever loving shit out of you, or they clown on you a bit and make “who’s punching up” videos and odd comments, and just not giving a fuck and being happy together but kinda wanting to be viewed like any other couple and not just another famous couple to be analyzed. (also similar to mutual break up but you don’t care about hate and stay together)
AND
2) schlatt made a joke about having his cock out in the latest chuckle sandwich episode and….. giving him head under his desk when he films….. for some things, like recordings where he’s not showing his face, it’s easy, but when he has his face out, it’s a bit more challenging. he has to restrain the urge to watch you and moan SOOO bad…. that’s all.
LMAO NONNIE THE FIRST ONE, I HAD TOO
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okay, let’s say you’re a celebrity that is agreed by men, women, etc. to be absolutely stunning
so many people that love you, call you their wife, etc.
you are an absolute style icon, wearing pieces made for you to exclusive red carpet events
even people who hate you have to agree you’ve got a great style in clothes and makeup and yes, you’re iconic, at least a little
then somehow you make your way to the youtube community
people assume from you being so open and sweet and social is how you find yourself starring in a project directed by Ted Nivison
you’re so excited for it, interacting with other creators, etc.
Jschlatt knows of you, but thinks you’re probably like all those LA stuck up influencers that managed to make enough connections to get what you wanted
but when he has his first interaction with you on twitter??
he’s taking the chance to flirt with you publicly
in any way shape or form
and is so public about his crush on you to the point everyone is convinced he runs a stan account for you
you both do get closer behind the scenes but don’t tell much people about it
especially considering his jokes that people love taking seriously and out of context
you both are pretty secretive about it, super down low about it until the day he decides to pay for your nails
a small j is on the underside of your ring finger as to not show it off too much
it can’t even be seen unless it’s up close
then someone points it out on twitter in a selfie
you say it was dirt, but they know what they saw
then the paparazzi comes in and takes a photo that goes viral of you in sweats and a suspiciously familiar wilson hoodie
you say it a coincidence over and over again but the evidence is undeniable when you post multiple selfies in familiar hoodies that look just a little too large for you
small scratches and bite marks on your arms but you never mentioned getting a cat
then you appear in a chuckle sandwich interview
but the vibe is different in that video compared to the rest with guests
schlatt is polite??? and listening to you??
he looks at you with so much affection
yeah, your team does damage control and quickly
claiming that you’re currently single and focused on your career
then you fuck up on your own
a misclick on a story made for your close friends of you kissing your boyfriend’s cheek as he has the biggest smile ever plastered on his face
oh well, too late to deny anymore
so you don’t say anything until your next red carpet event where he’s essentially your accessory
like arm candy and dressed to match you
then everyone definitely knows
and let me tell you, some stans are sobbing
lots of “i waited 3 1/2 years, white man did it in one week” from fans and other celebrities
punching the air too
lots of crying and audios after they realize you’re dating him fr fr and not them
people definitely make memes out of it
goddess s/o and bf they probably found digging around in the trash and probably has rabies
yk that one meme of shining armor and princess cadence?
yeah, that + other attractive partner and their silly bf
so so so many of those “do you think we’re…in another universe?” slides
they clip any time he talks about you and use it for edits
editing characters you play with c! schlatt (it’s giving jack frost x elsa)
they love the two of you and seriously cannot get enough
but they really are punching the air when he marries you and when he gets you pregnant (if applicable)
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lambyblurbs · 3 days
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Small JSchlatt Blurb
Fluff, just a small thought I had.
Sitting through Schlatts recent chill Minecraft stream. And can’t stop thinking about how he mentioned watching tv is like a late night thing he does.
I can only imagine, it getting later in the evening. You’re already sitting on the couch in your comfortable pajamas. Waiting for Schlatt to come join you just to watch some tv before bed.
As soon as he’s sat on the couch, you get comfortable. Curling up into his side, his free arm around you. Holding you close as he picks a show to watch as your late night tv session. He’s just the biggest cuddly guy as you’re both getting sleepy watching your show. Getting relaxed before going to bed.
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bree-cheesy · 7 months
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Friends to Lovers HC's for Jschlatt
Sfw and Nsfw (minors fuck off)
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Guys, maybe I'll be consistent in posting. Doubt it, though. Yikes. Again, tried to keep it gn!reader. I'm not super used to writing gender neutral so I'm trying my best 😭
Again, writing another person? Be proud?
Now some headcannon's for Mr. Jschlatt himself:
Sfw:
Definitely the friend that hates everyone else except for you.
"Hun, you're just the only good one. What can I say?"
Just let's himself in your house/apartment whenever he wants.
Jambo loves you more then him and he acts like he hates it, but secretly loves watching you shower Jambo with attention.
"Yeah, you can just fucking keep him at this point."
Fake pouting, but smiling like a dorky school girl when you aren't looking.
Sudden realization he's in love with you when you're making him a new recipe for dinner you found online because you know he doesn't like to cook for himself.
Sweet nicknames that make you a little dizzy when he says them.
Accidently confessing his feelings for you when he was drunk at your place after you made him dinner for the third time that week.
Lots of tears and apologies for not saying anything to you before.
"I'm so s-sorry, sweetie.... I'm a horrible friend."
Giving him little kisses on his cheeks after saying you feel the same.
Passing out on your couch together and waking up in your bed after he moved the two of you in the middle of the night, his arms wrapped around you, snoring like a bear in your ear.
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Nsfw:
Feeling a not so little something pressing against your ass while he snores.
Wiggling a little, hearing him groan sleepily in your ear and feeling his arms tighten around you.
"Hun, you can't keep moving like that..."
His deep morning voice>>>>>> rumbling through you're body and making you whimper.
Him slipping into you from behind, tweaking your nipples while slowly moving in and out of you.
Slow lazy morning sex.
Soft grunts and moans as he thrusts into you.
"Mmm, fuck, baby.... So fucking good around my cock like that."
Falling asleep again with him still inside you.
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simonegrimes · 8 months
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jschlatt eating u out hcs
js like how he is waht he likes u 2 do 2 him while he does it (pulling his hair etc)
HIYA!!! i loved doing this !! hope u enjoy :))
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PAIRINGS: jschlatt x afab! reader
WARNINGS: nsfw!! oral (f receiving) , hair pulling, overstimulation.
SUMMARY: jschlatt being a munch :$
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this man is a MUNCH.
his facial hair getting lighter from it :3
he could literally do this for hours, i'm so convinced he's a service dom..
GROANS into it. 
lowkey he just messes around at first, seeing what all makes you moan louder and arch ur back.
ur legs over his shoulders, his hand on ur thighs.
if you're really into it and your back is arching and shit, he's pressing down on your stomach, holding your hips, keeping you down at whatever cost.
man is DIVING in. DIVVVINNNNGGGG !!!!
he LOVES when you pull his hair. gives him a confidence boost and he's going 10x harder
schlatt is an overstimulater guys. will have you on your 4th orgasm from just his mouth and fingers.
God forbid you guys aren't home alone… you screaming his name is echoing down the street at this point guys.
he can either be rough or so soft and lovey
he's either gripping your ass and thighs or holding your hand.
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schlattsdoll · 8 months
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jschlatt headcannons (sfw & nsfw)
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minors dni
i have a lot of thoughts about schlatt, here's some of them
sfw ♡
loveslovesloves to snuggle, he's like a giant mean teddy bear
i feel like he loves karaoke, like not even him being secretly good, he just loves doing it with friends
you're most likely smaller than him, so definitely teasing nicknames (pipsqueak, short stack, tiny)
BUT !!!!! if youre a giant like me (im only three inches shorter than him), he loves it. tells you how much he loves your long legs
makes you wear heels so you're taller than him / at his height
i feel like he smells like either some stupid expensive dior cologne or axe body spray
or maybe some bath and body works shit (bourbon maybe??)
loves just driving to oldies nd parking somewhere overlooking a sunset
OK TIME FOR NY SPECIFIC ONES SINCE I'M ALSO FROM NY (and feel like he's from one town over)
will kill someone for a proper baconeggandcheesesaltpepperketchup (iykyk)
misses going to yankees games at the stadium
has his family ship him ny bagels bc texas bagels don't hit the same
has STRONG opinions on his favorite deli
nsfw ♡
big guy is A BIG GUY
calls himself daddy tbh
i feel like he's big into thighs
prolly a tits guy too tbh, but can appreciate a good ass
schlatt's just a horny mf
has a huuuuuge sex drive, mans can go for hours
is a MASTER of dirty talk & how to make you putty in his hands
"what's wrong princess, need daddy's cock fillin' ya up right now?"
"fuck doll, ya feel so tight 'round me. like you're squeezing all the cum outta me."
he loves to just grab your thigh at the worst possible times and squeeze
would love if you send him inappropriate things while he's recording / streaming
i'm not saying schlatt is like you're sugar daddy buuuut....
gives you his credit card to buy yourself lingerie so he can rip it off you
has a playlist of songs he'd fuck you to or would wanna see you give him a strip tease to
hope you enjoyed ! inbox is open <3
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darkniters · 8 months
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jschlatt whos a bit too handsy
contrary to popular belief, im a believer in ‘i wanna always be touching you’ jschlatt, so i feel if youre in public, hes always got his hand on yours, his arm around your shoulder, snaking around your waist, etc.
hed go as far as to hold some of your bags just so you both have hands free so he can grip at yours.
if you’re insecure about sweaty hands? SO???? he does not care. thats our sweat now.
when at home, he still has that mindset.
if you’re both in the living room, and you came in after and sat away from him, he’ll (in a very short time) make his way over to you, head in your lap and staring up at you like you’re the moon and the stars.
he loves to grab at your face, your shoulders; which then changes to him dragging his hands across your body.
he loves your waist, he often finds himself simply perching his hands there, and resting his head in the crook of your neck.
he loves when you sit yourself on his lap, facing him, he can look at you completely. hes completely starstruck.
he loves your thighs, he likes to grab and knead them in his hands, as well as that he loves to drag his lips over them, when he finds himself down there (its more often than you think)
he cant get over your back, hes just hypnotized the way its so clean, not a single flaw, but ready to be messed up by him soon. he loves how it arches, the bend in your back almost setting him off alone.
he puts his hand between your shoulder blades often, the gap being perfect to accommodate his hand between them.
he loves to hold you, he loves when you curl into him and when your breath is tickling his neck, whether it’s uneven or perfectly rhythmical, hes just happy his arms can engulf you and keep you near him
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