*They accidentally knock Jason out and wrap him in a carpet to try and hide him but Bruce walks in and is staring at them*

Tim: Uhh. We’re playing a game.

Bruce: What’s it called?

Dick: Guy in a carpet.

Vaggie: You know what your problem is?

Alastor: Really hoping you’ll tell me.

Vaggie: You think you’re better than us. Truth is you’re just as messed up as the rest of us. We’re all you have. And you know it.

Alastor: I don’t think I’m better than you, my dear, I know I am.

Ruby: What is wrong with you?

Weiss: Well I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone.

Junhui: You don't know me.

Wonwoo: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Stanley: You don't know me.

The Narrator: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Ryan: Ghosts are real, and if Shane were here he'd agree with me.

Shane: No, I don't.

Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU

@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @high-functioning-fang1rl

*The adults explaining all the Chucky stuff and people involved to the first family*

Rachel: He's a complete dickhead!

Nica: They're all dickheads.

Andy: Yeah. Dickheads who can fight!

Kyle: Okay! The next person to say 'dickhead' is getting a punch to the throat!

Andy: Dickhead.

Rachel: Dickhead.

Nica: Dickhead.

Andrew: You've got a big mouth, you know that?

Ashley: Oh, wow! What a truly shocking revelation!

*Blackbeard and Izzy having an argument at some point*

Ed: You don't know anything about me!

Izzy: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

A magegaurd: Are you or are you not an enemy of the people? William: Sel: Bree: Well, that's a very broad topic, you know? Alice: It really depends on the poeple.

umbrella academy tv quotes that fit artemis fowl too well

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-end of the Lost Colony- Butler: Where have you been, Artemis? Artemis: Facing my mortality, Butler. I don't recommend it. -the entire series- Artemis: I'm glad my pain amuses you. Holly: You have no idea. It's like my therapy. -the Arctic Incident- Holly: ...What does that mean exactly? End of the world? Artemis: Oh, it's much worse than that. It means you and I... are going to have to work together. Holly: D'arvit. -the start of the Last Guardian, kind of?- Artemis (to the group): The universe is disappearing outside. So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic if it makes you feel better. But the fact remains that we are too late. -the end of the Time Paradox- Artemis: News flash, geniuses! It's not about us! Take a look around. If you haven't noticed, there's no doomsday. There's no apocalypse. The sun is shining. Birds are doing whatever the hell birds do. That's all that matters. We're done messing with time. And I'm officially retired. -After Artemis meets Trouble- Juliet: Who's Trouble Kelp? Artemis: Imagine Batman, then... aim lower. -Artemis after every therapy session in The Atlantis Complex- Holly: You do know there are easier ways out of Dr. Argon's facility, right? Artemis: This one involved the least amount of talking. Artemis: Or so I thought. Holly:

ok now go watch umbrella academy if you haven't <3

cas: and if you see your doppelgänger, you..?

jack: hug them!

sam: kill them!

dean: fuck them!

[silence]

dean: what, you’re telling me that you wouldn’t hit this if you got the chance?

[silence]

dean: well i guess i’m the only one who wants to climb dean mountain, then, can we move on?

Kel: Are you, or are you not an enemy of the people?

The Ragpicker trio:

Merren: Well, that question is a very broad topic, you know?

Ji-an: It really depends on the people.

This is super silly and hastily thrown together but everything reminds me of Tamlin including this sound from umbrella academy

Mingyu: You know what your problem is?

Jeonghan: Really hoping you’ll tell me.

Mingyu: You think you’re better than us. Truth is you’re just as messed up as the rest of us. We’re all you have. And you know it.

Jeonghan: I don’t think I’m better than you, my dear, I know I am.

Hashirama: Dad hated caffeine

Tobirama: Well, he hated children too and he had plenty of us

Madata: *walks into the office all bloody and bruised up*

Tobirama: You look like shit

Madara: oh thank you