I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.

I know right?

I'm just amused by her dedication to send these asks to shitload of people

Like damn girlie, I'm just on someone's follower list, I haven't posted about the Witcher in ages

if you want to know part of the drama, check out the following blog, just please no hate towards this person, that would just play into her narrative

https://www.tumblr.com/marinamd29-stopharassingpeople

Eyy, noice

Of course no hate, I'm just curious about the context

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

Bong Joon-ho

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

You can say anything about Clint but once he has decided he is obsessed with his partner HE IS. That’s it. He’s lowkey in love with you forever.

if you want to know part of the drama, check out the following blog, just please no hate towards this person, that would just play into her narrative

https://www.tumblr.com/marinamd29-stopharassingpeople

Eyy, noice

Of course no hate, I'm just curious about the context

This is hilarious XD

I used to reblog some stuff about the witcher (still do from time to time) and seeing those asks was a quite a suprise

Please tell me there's some drama with this, I wanna know, I'm nosy and this is hilarious

this is a blog for people who wonder why they got this ask and the answer is "don't worry she sends this to anyone"

there is one person who is angry that not everyone is into her ship and she has to let it out on everyone

you did nothing wrong, you're not the only one, sorry you got spammed just because she jumped thru follower lists and saw your name and randomly picked you

I'm reblogging asks that where send to people who have nothing to do with this part of fandom or already told her to stop sending these kinds of asks so we all know that this is just random spam, nothing to lose energy over

there is no sense in arguing and please don't attack her, just ignore future asks

Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

zeus really did just do anything