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onejellyfishplease · 7 months
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UR RLLY GOOD AT DRAWING BODY HORROR
>:D
HEHEHEWHWEHHWEHE ITS SCRUMPTIOUS
Ahhhhh thank you!!
~it's a hidden talent~
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luveline · 8 months
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hiii!! i saw that you wanted some roan & eddie & reader requests sooo,, becuase barbie is trending so muchh i was wondering if you could write reader watching roan play with her barbies and instantly taken back to her childhood and getting very emotional ??
i mean its whats happening to me being reminded how much ive grown and how much effect those dolls had on me soo yeah 😭
tysm ♡ eddie and roan
A long, creaking squeal sounds from Roan when you come home. Eddie plugs his ears, knowing exactly what it is you have in the huge plastic bag at your waist —Roan's special treats, as previously discussed, for being such a lovely girl lately. 
It might be a silly thing to treat her for, but she deserves toys before any amazing behaviour, and you have the extra money to buy them. Why shouldn't she get them? You and Eddie chatted some while you were at work that morning, trying to choose what toys to get. 
"I haven't bought her toys by myself since we first met, what if I pick something crappy?" you'd worried. 
Eddie gave it a little bit of thought, hand twined in the curling wire of the telephone, slouched as he usually does against the back wall of the shop. "Hey, she hasn't had any new dolls since Christmas. They'd go over nicely. Or she always likes a new dress. I'm sure you'll find something when you're there. You can get me something fun at the same time if you want." 
You'd laughed at his joke and, if the light in your eyes now is anything to go off of, managed to find some presents you're happy with.
"Naddy's Toy Emporium!?" Roan shouts, rocketing off of the couch where she'd been standing waiting for you. 
You've a nightly routine, hugging her when you come home like your life depends on it, but clearly Roan has decided the hug can wait. For once, Eddie's finished dinner before you're return, so he has a good seat on the couch to watch everything unfold. 
You let her grab the bag's sides but lift it a touch when she tries to take it. "Hey, they're for you, I promise, but let's come inside and put them on the table!" 
Roan squeals and knocks into Eddie's knees. He sits up and grabs her gently by the waist, hoisting her onto his lap. You sit on the couch cushion trampled flat by Roan's feet, pulling the play table where she likes to eat her snacks closer. 
"Are you doing the speech?" you ask Eddie, putting down the bag. 
He grins. "Ro," he begins, turning skewiff, her back to the couch to allow you both a great view of her face, "you've been a really good girl, lately. Do you know that? You've been eating all your dinner, no tantrums before school, and now you're even starting to help clean up around the house. So me and Y/N just want you to know how proud we are and how awesome we think you are." 
"And we think all this awesome deserves some presents because we love you," you say. "Do you want the smallest or the biggest one first?" 
There's lots of nice presents. You've stayed within the confines of the agreed budget, which is a feat for you (as you love to spoil her). There's five new barbies, one of which comes with a car, and the other a puppy dog. They have clothes, accessories, and an abundance of plastic he needs to cut away with scissors. His hand is welted red by the time he's through. 
You also bought her a glittery lip gloss to replace the one she lost a few weeks ago. The proof of it sparkles on your cheek and Eddie's, twin thank yous. 
You go quiet as Roan retreats to her satin princess tent, driving the pink corvette back and forth as she makes the barbies talk to one another. 
"You okay?" he asks. You'd been wearing this huge smile for the last twenty minutes and now it's gone, he hates it. "I've been thinking maybe you deserve something nice, too." 
You smile weakly. Okay, so you're not wanting anything. 
"Dinner should be ready soon." 
"Thanks, Eddie." 
He gives up. He's about as subtle as a feather boa and you love him that way, drifting down toward your arm, his face smashing into your shoulder. "What's wrong?" 
You put your head atop his. "Well, I'm just thinking." 
"I may not look like it, but I think too, occasionally. Share with me." 
You push his arm until he sits up and sinks down into his side instead. Eddie supposes you're allowed, even if usually he'd call it sexist or selfish. "I had a lot of fun picking those out today, and I kept thinking about the look on her face…"
Eddie hums to show he's listening. Kisses the top of your head 'cos he can. "Yeah?" 
"I just remembered being her age. Do you remember wanting something really badly? There was something so nice about getting to grab a kart and– and to just stand there debating which ones to get." 
Eddie toys with your pinky finger. "That's not everything, is it?" 
Your smile presses against his arm, a deep emotion in your voice that's hard to pin. "Watching her makes me remember. Being a kid, playing make believe. I'll never be that young ever again, and there's no way to go back. But I," —you take in a steadying breath— "don't mind. I love seeing her so happy." 
He intertwines your fingers between his, shorter and a little bit softer than his. He soaks in your presence for a moment, the smell of you, your tiny sounds, the secret you've shared with him. You're a mixture of sad and happy. He's not sure which one overpowers which, only that they're hitting you hard. 
"There's lots of cool shit that comes with being a parent. You know the best one?" he asks you, raising his eyebrows at you with a fondness lining his lips. 
"No?" 
"You can play games without anyone judging you. I know it's not the same as being a kid again, but it's close." 
"Yeah?" you ask, sitting up. "You'll come play too, right?" 
Eddie casts his gaze to his daughter where she chit chats on the floor. "Hey, Roanie? Can we come play with you?" 
Roan is almost as pleased as when she first laid eyes on her treasure trove of dolls. 
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atom-writings · 11 months
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Hello! Could you do the main 8 (or something with Gilbert, my egotistical bbg) with a athletic/strong reader? As in can carry them around with ease type strong, I just think it’d be cute. If not, that’s totally okay! :)
(HWS Prussia X Reader) Strong S/O!
(Gender Neutral) Headcanons ~ A/N whoops may have misread this slightly. Oh well! Im pretty sure ive done stuff similar to this request with the main 8 so? Should be fine. let me know if not tho
Trigger Warning: Swearing, other than that, none!
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Strong, powerful people have always held a very special place in his heart. Throughout his entire existence, strength has been the most defining thing that drew him to people. His first crush was Hungary, who could break his arm in her grasp. The most important person ever to grace his lifetime was someone who could easily command great armies. So when sweep him off his feet, he knows it’s meant to be.
He absolutely adores how strong you are. Whether you’re muscley, lean, or neither, he just finds you endlessly attractive. A lot of the time he’ll goad you into manual labour just so he can stare at your muscles while they’re working. And who are you to not oblige his less-than-subtle request? His drooling face is just as enjoyable for you as you are to him. 
Please pick him up and carry him around please, please- he’d be so, so happy
But just because he can’t get enough of your physique, doesn’t mean he isn’t gonna be a little emasculated. Of course, not enough to be an actual problem (he’s not that shallow!) but he’s gonna try to prove himself just a little. 
“At least it’s only a couple flights of stairs!” You yell, hoping your boyfriend can hear you from behind. Which, wait, he is behind you right?
You turn around to check, not hearing his footsteps for a moment, only to be greeted with the utterly ridiculous sight of him. Gilbert grunts and groans, taking only baby steps as he tries to carry the last 20 grocery bags in one trip.
“You- You don’t have to do that, baby!”
“Don’t doubt me!”
“I’m not doubting you! People are just uh… staring.”
“Yeah, bet they’ve never seen a guy as strong as me- AH!” He yells before immediately slipping on the first stair up to your apartment. All you can do is put your face to your palm as he yelps, desperately scrounging around on the ground to try to recoup the groceries he had comically thrown in the air.
Plus, if you’re big into maintaining your strength, that’s great! You can come along with him to work out! He’s something of a gym rat himself, so having someone along to encourage and be encouraged by is something he really values. Plus he can glare at anyone that’s checking you out. (He is very willing to yell at them. And it’s always German yelling. Effective, but at what cost?)
But if you’re just into sports, he’s gonna be your number-one fan. Like, legit, he’ll run fan pages. He would miss anything to support you at a game. You need a water boy? Please, please, let him be your waterboy.
Of course, he’ll always support German teams over your own, but he also thinks you personally should win instead. So it’s not a big deal.
He’s also very eager to show you off. He’s never had the… best taste in partners, so he’s very excited to finally have someone strong and kind to bring home! Plus, his entire family is also strong as hell, so maybe you guys can have a competition. Yes, he’s the only one that wants that, but it’s important to him, damnit! He’s gotta prove you’re the best one there
Overall, he loves his S/O no matter what, but your strength is one of his favourite things about you. He’ll be there for you when you’re weak, just as he’ll be there to admire you when you’re doing incredible things. He just loves… you.
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boxwinebaddie · 4 months
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AAJKSDFBSDJK IM LATE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE NINA <33 im so grateful i came across pep and found you on here, your positivity and energy always make me smile :3
(sorry for what youre about to read im sleep deprived (mixed with a mental health episode) and its hard to put coherent thoughts together so i hope it makes some sense)
ahjdfgshj okay, ive always wanted to write smt, before it was a book, then a script, then direct a movie, blahblahblah and reading your fics and things on here inspires me so much to write even if its something short! your writing just seems so free and fun, it reminds me not all writing has to be super duper seriously and fancily written, to just relax and have fun! ive been really burnt out recently from school and just mental health in general so i havent started rm yet, butttt with 6 out during my winter break im gonna start it! ive really wanted to start it since you began it so im so glad i have the motivation to now :3 ive been going through hyper fixations like whatever people finish one after another (can you tell im tired?? /sarc) but with the new special out i can sense my south park fixation creeping back up!! but yeah just seeing how optimistic and loving you are to everyone is so relieving.. again, i hope you had a FANTASTICLY WONDERFUL birthday, HYH <3
HELLO, MY PROOF THAT HEAVEN AND ANGELS EXIST! <33333
conversely, i am so touched and honored that you read peppermint <3 ( which i am so sorry, i really swear i want to update, but have had a very toxic relationship with writing in general recently ) and that you found me on my tumblr and are enjoying my silly little tumblr which!!
i just want to say i enjoy YOUR silly little tumblr very much! i know absolutely nothing about good omens or saw but literally your reblogs are so fun that i am seriously considering diving in there. we can trade hyperfixations 4 a moment should you not get yours back.
but AAAAAAAAA!!!! my friend, you are so sweet!!! tbh, i don't always feel good about my writing, but if i did feel good about something, its that it can be serious but also funny, y'know? ( bc this is all for fun! )
because where there is Darkness, please know there is always Light.
and sometimes making light of dark situations is the only way we can get through them -- but maybe thats just me coping with humor, which we can see through my weird narration. but i'm glad it thrills you!!! tbh, my sweet!!! i strive to accurately portray hard and difficult situations honestly aka the gravity, the effects they might have on you & the people around you, but also show you that these things do not make u bad bc there is light at the end of the tunnel. have hope. :)
but i am seriously honored that you have waited so long to read my silly fanfiction. & i really hope you like rm. i like it very much & it was my passion project after pep, so i hope that passion reaches you too.
i also hope that seeing so many weird random posts abt it on ur tumblr has not been too distracting or spoilery. it'll all make sense, i promise. also, i am a nervous gal so i did axe rm6 unfortunately, but i have it saved & i'm thinking of posting it in a gdoc just for all of you while i decide what i do so the ppl who enjoyed it can...still Enjoy it.
and i hope you do 2. if you want it after ur winter break read, lmk. <3
but x 2, before i go, i just want to say -- Please Write. write so many things. be so strange and weird. anything your heart desires. i know it can be nerve-wracking and weird to get started, but know that you owe it to yourself to tell the stories that live in you and while you don't have any obligation to share them with us...u'd be so generous to. :')
in short, i'm glad i inspire you, please know you inspire me just by being on my dashboard and i can't promise you that my fanfic will be even a Fraction of what you think it will be, but know regardless, the fact that you took the time to read it at all meant the World to me.
i had a lovely birthday. and every day since will be lovelier since receiving your message. if your south park hyperfixation ever returns for you, please say hi! if not, pls know that you have coaxed me towards ur hyperfixation & maybe i will b sending you asks, instead. :)
-uncle nina, bad southpark writer, good omens curiousitor?
( fake word, i think, but real sentiment if that helps <333 )
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zhimaqiu · 2 months
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IMPERIAL FOR THE ASK GAME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
imperial: what film, in your opinion, has the best cinematography and/or special effects?
gee, that's a hard question. but prince of egypt is the first one that comes into my mind. yeah sure, it's drawn, but MAN THE CROSSING THE RED SEA SCENE IS SO FUCKING STUNNING
must say that harry potter series had truly great special effects, especially in prisoner of azkaban and also mustafar fight sequence in star wars revenge of the sith???? goosh, so damn good. in hp the return of voldemort was so disgustingly beautiful that i loved and hated this scene as a kid. i have such a vivid memory of it and i remember ive always been putting hands on my face and just looking through the fingers.
i don't watch that many movies to do this question justice. even if there is one that is better, it doesn't come into my mind right now
thank you for the ask!!!
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rainfallbeats · 2 years
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- oh yeah and semi-sanitized hosts really are partially dead!! their heartbeat is very slow, has an irregular beat, and can be pretty hard to find if trying to check their pulse. their scarring is FREEZING cold. - "ohhh but inklings shouldnt be warm blooded because blah blah therefore theyre always cold" shut up shut up if that were the case then there wouldnt be any inklings in the desert who moved from inkopolis shut up shut uppppp!!! /nonsrs - depending on the severity of the infection, hosts will sometimes sleepwalk at night. they pretty much act like a zombie minus the violence. just kinda hobbling around growling and might raid the pantry. this isnt their mind, this is the sanitization kinda hijacking them while theyre unconscious. in fact, they can dream completely normally and be entirely unaware of the body getting up and grooving. if theyre woken up theyll be a bit disoriented but back in their own body - telephones that look like tartar mixed with the weird radio sounds/voice that tartar has can overwhelm sanitization victims, often causing either severe panic attacks or severe disassociation. the disassociation one can let their sanitization take over a bit and start following orders to attack. so uh yeah not good :3 id imagine the radio waves that would cause tartars voice would be pretty hard to replicate so thats luckily not much of an issue, but seeing old telephones like tartar would absolutely still trigger a panic attack. they WILL go ham on that phone and tear it to pieces before realizing what theyre even doing. kill kill kill - in my hc's specifically, sanitization and fooze works like a stronger oil vs water situation. they roll off of each other the same way they'd roll of a table, and it would be REALLY hard to try and mix them. so if a sanitized host were hit by fooze in the infected scarring areas, it wouldnt do anything. just like getting splashed with water (except water kills cephalings so bad analogy but you get it you get it) ive probably got more info on the logistics of sanitization and how it effects people, but thats all i got so far. as you can see, i fucking LOVE science fiction thats the flavor of splatoon. no more white glossy spaceships with starship fights and lazer guns and ooky spooky aliens, i want sci-fi thats more like fantasy that has scientific explanations!!!!! like splatoon!!!!!!!!
sorry this got so long lol, worldbuilding is my prime special interest of all time and when my brain grabs ahold of a concept that can be build off of it fucking GOES. anywas uhhh stan rome splatoon goodnight tri-state area <- doesnt go to sleep (part 2, i deadass wrote so much that tumblr wouldnt let me send the whole thing in one ask ;0;)
*nod* i like these. sci fi is fun especially biology stuff
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iyliss · 10 months
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yuma for the ask meme! :^)
heheh thank uuu returning to the zexal roots
First impression: "protagonist kinda buddy" i don't think ive ever had proper thoughts about him? beside that he's fun. I feel like he's one of these characters I came to truely appreciate after some years. I was like 16 when I watched zexal ? So he was just a protag to me, but now that I properly witness that oh my god he's 13 it changes everything.
Impression now: OMG HE'S SUCH A FUN GUY god i love his teen boy who clearly struggles but also wants to have fun mood. I particularly love his earlier immaturity. The way he can be soo prideful sometimes is so much fun and he just?? feels like such a genuine character?? He has his stupid moment, but also many heartfelt and understanding episodes where it shows he's not all that immature. Maybe I like zexal I more in that regard, it showed more yuma moment variety.
Favorite moment: the very, very early astral-yuma dynamic is incredible and they have so many just... fun moments. Especially the reverse psychology moment. That boy does NOT want to be told what to do (and it's so much fun).
Idea for a story: haven't had zexal fic/AU ideas in like. forever. (except for yagumo but he's special) but i still often ends up having sci-fi AU for him. cheesy space adventure stuff, mech stuff, exploring foreign planets.... i just think he works so nice in a weird and colorful distant space setting. The comical protagonist that gets very intense sometimes. Also in old school-y space suits.
Unpopular opinion: I legit don't like stories that force angst him too badly. Overall I am not a huge protagonist angst liker for more or less reasonable reasons, but Yuma has specific recurring elements in fanworks that I just don't like. By that I mean stuff that use don thousand only as an angst determinator for Yuma. MAYBE don thousand is one of the most beautiful and hot and impressive yugioh character to me and seeing him reduce to "make the hero sad" isn't very fun. And like overall main characters don't have to suffer to be interesting and antagonist aren't limited to their effect on the main character.
Favorite relationship: Yeah so i really like astral/yuma mostly because I love Astral (my autism alien!!!!!!) and his dynamic with Yuma is SO MUCH FUN and i don't really like this kind of "boy find a mysterious girl (it's usually a girl) and ends up sacrificing everything for her" type story but they truely manage to build up their bond. It doesn't come out of nowhere, it isn't a linear progress, it's not always perfect... And their affection at the end is so satisfying. I also love his dynamic with... pretty much anyone he is friend with. yuma-kotori besties is such a cute one. yuma-mihael also being friend and having this nerdier aspect in common. yuma-alito brainless moments. Like they're just so fun and cute to me.
Favorite headcanon: something something adhd. He has horrible focusing abilities and I love him.
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hyliagirl42 · 1 year
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for the headcanon game: Four
Ohhh interesting choice there 👀
Ok!!
Realistic headcanon: out of all the links, this one is the best at team work!! A major part of their second journey involved learning to work together as a team, and after recombining into one they still had to work together as a team and learn how to manage their new lifestyle. So they struggled the least with learning to work alongside other links when the chain first met up.
Hilarious headcanon: ok that silly hc about them being afraid of green peppers? Yeah thats the most hilarious thing ever and i LOVE IT. Also i hc vio flirts with every villainous person he meets ever cuz he can
Angsty headcanon: contrary to the manga where he actually had a decent dad, the version of four in my head had an abusive dad instead. I have my reasons for this, and maybe people can guess what those are, but i wont go into that here. Anyway he was verbally abusive, not physically, but it still has really bad lasting effects, particularly on vio, who experienced the main brunt of it and holds ALL of their memories of it, and who refuses to tell the others the full extent of it.
Unrealistic headcanon cuz screw canon: ive always really enjoyed the headcanon that the parts of four all specialize in a different elemental magic and have a strong connection to their respective element. Theyre almost like elemental spirits, except that theyre...not spirits technically. Ive seen a couple fanfics exploring this and im IN LOVE with it!! So even though there is like little to no gameplay that uses this, and the manga only really explored red using fire and none of the others, i hc that these four are absolute masters of their respective element and basically live and breathe it
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bugaboooooooooo · 2 years
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sorry it took me ages to get around to this (shakes fist at life in general) but here i am with some trademarks of your art!! obviously i think of your extremely feral scrunkly lady noire as a trademark but you already know how much i love her heeheehee!!
i think what makes her feel so scrunkly though is the way you use lines - your lineart is both clean and sketchy at the same time, like every line feels deliberate and as though it's been put down very carefully to create a specific effect, but it's also full of energy and a life of its own! like the lines have just jumped from pen to page and it's so impressive that you can make your lineart feel carefully crafted, effortless, and wayward all at the same time!!
however having just rambled about lines you also do amazing lineless work!!! i really love your style when you use blocks of colours but because you choose the tones so carefully and place them so precisely it doesn't feel blocky! it feels smooth and natural and effortlessly minimalist despite requiring a lot of talent!! hmm...maybe your trademark is how effortless your art feels despite using complex techniques and obviously requiring a lot of careful thought? because that's definitely something i notice regardless of style!!
another big characteristic of your art for me is Fashion - not only are you able to put incredible looks together, but your art style really reminds me of the sketches fashion designers make!! (i think i mentioned this before and you said you wanted to be a fashion designer as a kid so it makes sense!!)
also in terms of specific features - a mask that looks like two parts that *just* meet in the middle is definitely one of your trademarks!! also girls with 50s pin up vibes!! oh and That Outfit with the stripey shirt and trousers/skirt with a patch (with big stitches...kind of like your lady noire!! was it inspiration??)
i feel like i could babble on about your art trademarks for a long time because you use lots of different styles and they're all unique to you and have their own individual trademarks!! your art is just very special imo!! *cradles it protectively in my hands*
omg hi cory!!!!! teehee im so happy that so many ppl assosiate lady noire with my art!! (also, do not apologize!!!! *joins you shaking your fist at life*)
AAAAAAA THANK!!!!! lineart is something ive definetely struggled with in the past, so im SO SO SO SO INCREDIBLE HAPPY that it comes over as sketchy but also clean!!! gah cory. you are gonna kill me with all these compliments!!!!! and i love how you describe it as having a life of its own- i usually like using my lineart as more of a ''guide'' as to where im gonna put the colours, then like. a template to fill in i guess??? NOT SURE HOW TO EXPLAIN IT LMAO BUT IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT
AND THANK YOU!!!!!! omg i feel like such an imposter rn lol, i always eyeball stuff HOWEVER it is definetely a Struggle to have stuff not look blocky if you for exampe have two similar in value/darkness colours next to each other so im rlly happy that my art feels smooth and nice!!!! thank you!!!! and !!! AAAA that means a lot!!! its definetely not something that id be able to put my finger on myself but you described it perfectly!! not sure about the careful thought part tho, my brain while drawing is half somewhere entirely else and half like. ah yes. Vibes. No no not like That. YES. hmm. lines. no., Hmmmmmm.. !! you give me too much credit lol <3 but im glad that ive succesfully created the illusion that i in fact do Think about what im drawing
EEEEEeEEEE ty!!! FASHION!!!! fashion has definetely had a huge influence on how and what i draw so it makes sense that thats reflected in my art!! and haha ty, im glad you like all the fits i put together!! :D
and teehee YES i LOVE drawing masks that way!!! and That Outfit!! now that you mention it, YEAH it IS kinda like lady noire!! it wasnt inspo tho! (at least not consciously)! also, its rlly interesting that you said that you get 50's pinup girl vibes from my art!! i dont rlly see it, but it does kinda make sense bc i always loved the vibrant colours and vibes from them!!
WAH THANK YOU!!!!!! cory im cradling YOU gently in my hands
Whats my art trademark?? (ask game!)
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jinxedeyes · 1 year
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me being autistic and writing an essay about the series that changed my life
dofus is ending this july and its been on my mind this week. i know im annoying abt this series but idc and ill write an essay abt my thoughts about it if i want to. its been with me ever since i was 11, and i grew up reading it. in 4 months the final volume will be released and while im so excited to see the end, im not ready either. i can't imagine not being able to look forward for the next volume. ahhhh
anyways this isnt even about this. this isnt a revelation because the subtext has always been there but ive been thinking about it hard these past few days. dofus is about love. now yeah i know most krosmoz medias are at this point (even tot said that all of his stories are about love so im fundamentally right about this) but i think that its especially prelevent in dofus. yeah its silly and the series isnt meant to be taken 100% seriously most of the time, but its in those little serious moments that its very much made clear how it was, and always will be about love, most specifically love for your family. blood, adoptive, found family, it doesnt matter. the way arty and crail love each other so much, even if not related by blood. the way even though gou tries to go on, he knows his trauma about letting his family down will never leave him. the way jack sacrificed himself for lily. the way dodge accidently adopts ejipe. the way lethaline just wanted to belong to a group. the way vil feels remorse for putting his mentor (and father really) on his deathbed and that he knows he'll never be able to redeem himself. the way the group decides ''yeah were a family now'' even though they were all strangers trying to kill each others just a few months prior. you could argue that its the same in wakfu but truth is that wakfu's whole love subtext got so muddied with the whole demigod bullshit of season 3 that i kinda don't care about it right now. hell even the main villain, soft' orn, is about the effects a lack of love can have on an unwanted child.
anyway. growing up with it, growing up in a dysfunctional household..... idk. i think this series really helped me with my pain. the way the characters love, even amidst their flaws is just so special to me. like hey, i can be loved too, even if i have flaws. wow. thats fucking insane. i too can have friends. i too can have a family.
im gonna miss this series so much. i dont think i could ever be able to find another piece of media that i'll love as much as i love dofus. i feel a bit ridiculous writing this but i dont care lol
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yoongyeah2910 · 2 years
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Cock-loving Bad Boy Min Yoongi ~ Sope.
Summary: Yoongi is a bad boy. A bad boy who worshippes cock. Notes:as i said before smut helps me improving my english blablabla alsoo i love cumslut yoongi m sorry lord for i have sinned.i think ive wrote this like 1 month ago ?? hmm
Work Text: Yoongi knew he was a walking cliche.The typical school bad boy who smoked and got into fights. The one who is feared by everyone, the one who isn't afraid to talk back, be it a classmate, a teacher or the principal. Yoongi didn't give a fuck, and perhaps that's the reason his reputation was untouchable. People who passed by always had to look at their feet, trying to not pick a fight with him. The need to be constantly in defensive mode has become part of Yoongi's lifestyle. That's how he was raised, how he perceived the world, how he felt to be as accepted as safe.And like any cliche, Yoongi had his weaknesses. It wasn't just Hoseok. It was Hoseok's smile, Hoseok's unique form of speech, Hoseok's expressive eyes, Hoseok's dainty fingers... And Hoseok's cock.Hoseok, unlike Yoongi, wasn't a walking cliche. He had his flaws and strengths, and he knew it. People used to think of him as some kind of "battery" and, to be honest, Hoseok was proud of it. He liked the positive effect he had on his surroundings.But what he liked the most, was when Yoongi begged. When Yoongi whined, when Yoongi cried out in pleasure, when Yoongi did everything he could just to get Hoseok's cum dripping from his mouth.With the pass of time, Hoseok has learned to read people as of they were books. Yoongi was an example. To read Yoongi was so easy, specially when his body was so responsive, his micro-expressions were so easy for Hoseok's eyes to catch, everything in him was obvious all the time.Hoseok knew what Yoongi wanted. Hoseok knew how to give it to him. It took some fights, to almost get a bloody nose, for Yoongi to finally open himself. In a lot different ways, all of them just for Hoseok to enjoy.And now they were here. Yoongi sitting on a toilet, his lips getting practically devoured by Hoseok. Hoseok's possessive grip of Yoongi's shoulders, preventing him for even try to take a breath without Hoseok's permission, had Yoongi's cock hard inside his pants.Hoseok was mad. Pretty much because of Yoongi's fault.Hoseok's tongue practically ravishing Yoongi's mouth had him whimpering, with the thought of rub both cocks together crossing his mind again and again, non-stopping. But Hoseok was too mad, and Yoongi knew any wrong move will create a hell on earth.Hoseok pushes again with a hard bite on Yoongi's lower lip, making him whine out of pain. He adopts a straight posture to look down on Yoongi with a wicked smirk. The male is heavily panting, sweat has his hair sticking to his forehead and tears stains his cheeks."Look at you. You're a fucking whore. How many times I should repeat it?" Hoseok hisses, leaning against the stall door. "I should fuck you so hard until you scream. Maybe you will finally acknowledge your place, right?"Yoongi closes his legs shut, slightly squirming, as Hoseok's eyes analyzes him from head to toe in silence.What got Hoseok so mad to the point of having his blood boiling like water in a kettle was Yoongi's grumpy humor. Yeah, Hoseok was aware ofhis broyfriend's short-temper, but today Yoongi woke up even fussier than ever. To the point to get Hoseok fussy too, and it was almost impossible.The straw that broke the camels back was Yoongi screaming back to him in the middle of the school halls over a minimal thing that Hoseok can't even remember."Everyone thinks of you as some new age Tony Montana. Everyone thinks you're scary, the one to not mess with, and I guess you just confirmed it out there" Hoseok says sarcastically, licking his lips. "Cause that's what you were looking for, right? To reaffirm your alpha-plus male reputation. To get everyone to know how tough you are. You want everyone to think of you as the type who carries a pocketknife, the type who is capable to kill someone with his bare hands. You think you're that type, don't you?"Hoseok walks up to Yoongi, getting his phone out of his pocket right before kneeling down. Yoongi's heart skip a beat when from Hoseok's phone a little 'click' sound is heard, meaning the camera was on. Yoongi confirmed it when Hoseok placed the phone right before his
face."I have news for you, Yoongi. You're not that type. You will never be that type" Hoseok's smile gets wider when Yoongi breathed in as Hoseok places one of his hands between his thighs. "You're the type to get tonguefucked, you're the type to bounce on a cock till your legs get numb, you're the type to deep-throat everyone who's nice to you. Am I right? Are you that type?" Hoseok asks with a fake-sweet voice, petting Yoongi's cheek softly and capturing his pout with the camera. "I asked you something. Answer, whore".Yoongi's eyes were piercing through Hoseok's crotch, the image of the youngest's cock deep inside his mouth made him whine quietly. He didn't even flinch when Hoseok grabbed him by the jaw to lift his head. Yoongi's looking directly at the camera with big eyes and a big pout, and Hoseok has found the angle that catches his bulge too."You're already hard" Hoseok teases, caressing Yoongi's lower lip with his thumb. "Suck on it, slut, you know you want". And Hoseok was right, cause Yoongi immediately wraps his warm mouth around the finger. Hoseok notices how Yoongi has started to rub his thighs together as his hips slowly move back and forth, and chuckles. "Look at you, dirty whore. Just a finger in your mouth and you're going insane", Hoseok pulls off to take his hand and smack it across Yoongi's face, making him moan at the sting of the slap burning on his cheek."Please... Your cock...""Control yourself". Hoseok manages to unzips his pants with one hand, recording the way Yoongi's face lit up when the cock pops out."Big... So big..." Bliss shines on Yoongi's expression, his nails digging deeper into his lap. He looks up, straight to the camera again, to ask: "Can I touch?"Hoseok smirks. "No. I don't want your nasty hands on my cock" he responds. Yoongi whines, but he gets cut off by Hoseok's hands sliding into his hair and pulling him forward. "Lick".Yoongi smiles, leaving a peck in the tip and then pulling out his tongue to draw circles on it. He isn't even surprised when Hoseok grabs him and makes him choke on the cock, so Yoongi just starts bobbing his head following Hoseok's hips pace. Yoongi was grateful, he really was, cause he loved to take Hoseok on the mouth and to him, this was a reward he didn't deserve at all."Filthy... You're so f-filthy..." Hoseok says, accelerating the speed of his thrusts. He moans loudly, not caring if someone could hear them, when Yoongi whimpers making vibrations get send to his cock. "Taking cock... The only thing you can do well...", his hands shakes but Hoseok does the most to keep recording Yoongi.The camera was just above Yoongi's head, filming as Hoseok's cock went in and out of his mouth. Yoongi's red cheeks and wet eyes could be seen too, he was doing his best to not let Hoseok's cock separate not even an inch. Yoongi's wet heat had Hoseok's legs trembling."And if I show all of my friends this videom then what?" Hoseok suddenly asks, so Yoongi rolls his eyes to look upon him. "What if I show the school this video? All of them would know you're a filthy cumslut... The school's bad boy loves cock more than anything else in the world... How does that sound?", Hoseok facefucks Yoongi, making him choke not only on his dick but also on his own whines. "But maybe they would want to get some too, and you know I don't like sharing... It's better to keep this secret, don't you think?"Hoseok pushes away and Yoongi loudly cries, trying to get the cock inside his mouth again, but he's stopped by Hoseok's hand on his forehead pushing him backwards."Open your mouth" he says as he strokes his dick, aiming directly to Yoongi's lips. Yoongi does as told while rubbing his palm against his own erection. Having Hoseok jerking off right in front of his eyes was about to make Yoongi come.Hoseok finally spills all of his cum on Yoongi's face, thin white lines reaching lips, cheeks, nose and even landing on his bangs. Yoongi feels so happy as his own hands moves faster, while he wipes the liquid off with his finger and takes it to his mouth, tasting Hoseok with a big smile.Hoseok
hasn't stop recording him, enjoying how Yoongi cleans himself with his tongue and masturbates over his clothes. Yoongi looks straight at Hoseok's eyes with an aroused frown and half-open mouth, letting out the sweetest moans ever heard as he squirts inside his pants."You're such a slut, Yoongi, you really came in your pants" Hoseok gets his phone close to Yoongi's crotch so he can capture the dark spot. "Your cute little dick couldn't take no more, right?" he says, touching the wet area with his fingers, making Yoongi all whiny again. Hoseok cuts the video off to put his phone back to his pocket and pull his pants up. He leans over Yoongi to give him a peck on the lips, smiling the moment Yoongi tries to get his tongue in. "You never get tired, don't you?""Please... Just..." Yoongi looks like he's struggling to find the right words, so he shuts his lips and stares up to Hoseok.Hoseok's response is to roll his eyes with disdain. "Well, every time something doesn't go your way you throw a tantrum so saying 'no' to you is useless". Hoseok remains in silence a couple of seconds, before unzipping his pants one more time. "Brat".Yoongi claps in joy, standing up from the toilet he was sitting on to bent over the sink, pulling his legs apart and letting his ass stick up higherAs Hoseok laughs he presses his chest against Yoongi's back so the eldest could feel the cock being rubbed against his covered ass. He bites Yoongi's lobe making him let out a little whine, his hips starting to thrust against Hoseok on their own.With a little kiss left on Yoongi's cheek, Hoseok pushes back to start stroking his cock to wake it up and fuck the boy standing in front of him into oblivion."Cum inside, please" Yoongi whispers when he notices how Hoseok has pulled his phone out again to record and left it standing by the wall so the eldest's reactions throughout the fuck would be easily captured."What a greedy little slut" Hoseoks says, his dick half-hard, as he pulls Yoongi's pants down. "Look at your pretty ass, is it clenching yet?", he delivers a light slap on the cheek, fascinated to watch how the skin bounces softly. "I'd like this view better if I wasn't aware that this ass is owned by a fucking cum-eater bitch". Another spank, even sharper than before, makes Yoongi choke on a scream and press his forehead against the mirror. "You like that?""Y-Yes...""Just like I thought"."More, please...""Don't order me around or else there's no cock for you""Sorry..."Trying to fix his mistake, Yoongi uses his hands to open himself welcoming Hoseok. He moves his head to press his cheek against the mirror and be able to watch Hoseok's cock bury in him.At this moment, Hoseok is spitting on his palm to use it as lube. Yeah, his cock was already really wet because of the blowjob Yoongi gave him minutes ago, but Hoseok wanted to be careful anyways. He doesn't intend to hurt the eldest, or well, at least not in that way.Hoseok smirks when he catches Yoongi staring. "You're so needy, babyboy", the nickname makes Yoongi whimper desperately, hardening his grip and nails burying into the milky skin of his ass. Hoseok tugs Yoongi's shirt by the edge to lip level. "Bite" he demands and Yoongi obeys.Hoseok's hands holds him by the waist as the tip starts to rub against the hole, the cock threatening to make its way into Yoongi's entrance but finally just pushing back. This has Yoongi feeling frustrated, suppressing the want to move his ass back cause he knew it would make Hoseok mad.But no, actually, cause Yoongi really can't hold it longer when he glances down and finds his erection almost touching his belly because of how hard he was.Yoongi muffles a crying and Hoseok recognizes his name in his words."How did you just call me?"Yoongi gulps. "I-I'm sorry, sir... It wasn't m-my... My intention" he manages to sound understandable and Hoseok's smirk means that he achieved it."Good slut", without saying no more, Hoseok enters with just one thrust, which makes Yoongi scream and accidentally hit the side of his face against the mirror. It wasn't that bad, though, but it
still makes Hoseok put his hands between Yoongi's cheek and the surface to prevent it from happening again. "Don't be an idiot"."Thank you, sir".Hoseok bites his lower lip to not laugh because of Yoongi's muffled words, until he hears him speak again."Move, please".When Yoongi pronounces those words, Hoseok starts to thrust again, accelerating the pace and making Yoongi bang his hips against the counter in the process. Yoongi doesn't mind neither the pain nor the bruises that will decorate his thighs later, because all he can think about is the thick, throbbing cock that goes in and out of his hole. Yoongi's hips start to move on their own again, his whole body twitching and his fingers losing the strength to keep groping his globes."You're really warm inside" Hoseok says, the hand on Yoongi's waist hardening the grip. "I-Is this enough for my slut? Or does he need to get spanked..." Hoseok breathes heavily when he loses the plot of his words because of how tight Yoongi felt around his cock "... Spanked again?"Yoongi nods while hiding his face on the extended arm Hoseok was using to protect him from doing another stupid thing again. He leaves his ass alone and almost immediately Hoseok starts to deliver sharp slaps on his skin, one after the other.Yoongi's muffled moans, the sound of skin against skin and Hoseok's palm landing on Yoongi's ass again and again were louder than thought, but even if they knew they had to watch out, neither cared. Hoseok felt fascinated with Yoongi's lewd sounds being muted by his shirt and his eyes after the cock's movement. Meanwhile Yoongi couldn't even think right as Hoseok slid so harshly. He wasn't able to feel his own legs or move a muscle, just because his body spun around how good Hoseok was fucking him.Hoseok stops mid thrust when Yoongi screams and lets his shirt's edge fall, meaning his prostate was finally reached. He starts rubbing against the sweet spot that has Yoongi whitening his eyes and letting his tongue hang out from his mouth, as drool drops land on the sink and precum glistens his pink tip."S-So good" Yoongi whimpers when Hoseok presses his chest against the eldest's back, reaching even deeper. "Sir is so... So goo-... Good with... With me...""Am I?" Hoseok asks with a smirk, using his hand to lightly move Yoongi's hips backwards and forwards. "Do you like this? Do you wanna cum?""I want... Cum inside... F-first...""Such a cumslut" Hoseok leaves a path of kisses that goes from Yoongi's side of the neck to his mid-shoulder. "You look so cute impaled on my cock... And look at your tiny dick... It's about to explode" Hoseok wraps his fist around Yoongi's manhood, rubbing his thumb tip against the slit of the head. Yoongi weakly bucks into Hoseok's hand as a response. "So tiny and useless""Move, please..." Yoongi pleads."Do it yourself". Even though Yoongi's eyes got darkened with pleasure, his face lit up no sooner he hears that.A cute giggle passes through his lips. Yoongi reunites all of his strength left to start moving roughy his hips as if his life depends on it, fucking himself onto the cock inside and mewling loudly every time a thrust hit his spot. Hoseok smiles looking directly at the camera, he really can't wait to jerk off to both videos of Yoongi worshipping him."You really do look cute on a cock, huh?" Hoseok says, stroking Yoongi in his fist and moving his hand up and down the length.Yoongi tries to say something along the lines of how big Hoseok's cock is but he just can't, not when he's fucking himself so good on the thick dick that makes him go crazy every damn time. His hips crash against the counter when he goes forwards, and crash against Hoseok's body when backwards. He can't care less if there's a possibility to get completely bruised out of this stall, just cause Hoseok's cock feels so fucking good that he can't wait to get filled up by the semen he adores the most.Tears streamed down his face and his whole body was burning, but Yoongi can't stop. He just wants Hoseok's warm thin white lines spilling on his insides. He feels how Hoseok starts to
grip harder on his hips but can't be sure if he's helping to accelerate the moves, just because Yoongi's so invested on the fuck that he can't take a moment to think. His mind is a blank page.Hoseok's hand strokes harder, nails dig deeper, and Yoongi doesn't even realize when his cum spills hard against his belly, staining his shirt and his navel. Yoongi doesn't stop his moves and neither does Hoseok, and even if he's really overstimulated Yoongi can't help but scream louder and clench himself tight."Fuck, baby, you're doing so good" Hoseok groans, licking the skin of Yoongi's nape. Yoongi's hole clenches and unclenches, and when Hoseok looks down he finally notices how deep he has reached: in the lowest part of Yoongi's belly a bulge appears and disappears with every thrust. That's what makes Hoseok squirt harder than he ever did before, shaking so much that he needs to grab the counter to not collapse. Yoongi cries out when the hot cum filles him completely; sweat, drool and tears glisten his face, cum on his chest, reddened face and crossed eyes as Hoseok's seed is deep inside.Hoseok knows how to fuck him silly, how to make him forget his own name, how to have him begging on his knees. Hoseok knows how to make a dumb slut out of Yoongi, a cum-covered mess, a cock-hungry whore. And Hoseok enjoys it. When Yoongi, completely loosened up, cries for more.He can't move and won't, feeling really weak but also completely satisfied as Yoongi's body still leans against his. Yoongi's breathing harshly with closed eyes and open mouth and for Hoseok it's the cutest thing ever, the way his chest inflates and deflates slow and gentle. Yoongi in post-orgasmic bliss has always been a view Hoseok adored.He loved that feeling, cum on his ass while Hoseok's body warmness kindly holds him. He feels Hoseok's lips leaving pecks on his cheek but he can't react nor respond, so he just stays still and receives."I'll pull out. Is that okay for baby?" Hoseok asks and Yoongi absently nods.Hoseok lets his baby rest against the sink as he pulls his cock off, which makes Yoongi whine when feeling the sudden emptiness. The cum drips down the pale thighs and Hoseok quickly takes his phone, kneels down and focuses the camera. He uses both the thumb and the index to let the hole be seen, showing how it clenches over nothing as more cum gets released from the inside.Hoseok can't hold it longer, so he slips two fingers in to stretch the entrance and let the semen dribble out. Looks like a waterfall. Yoongi moans brokenly and even moves a bit, trying to gain more contact, but quickly gives up as his body is too weak now. Hoseok stands up and his cream filled fingers leave the pink hole alone to get taken to Yoongi's mouth, which he receives without a second thought. He just kitten-licks the cum off, eyes still closed and lips swollen.When the fingers are finally clean, Hoseok lovely slaps Yoongi's cheek and pulls his pants up."I'm gonna clean you" Hoseok says, leaning over to get some toilet paper and holding firmly Yoongi's body."I want to sleep" the eldest murmurs, laying against the mirror."I know, kitten" Hoseok sits on the toilet and makes Yoongi get on his lap. Yoongi hides his face on Hoseok's crook of the neck as he's getting cleaned up, little pecks being left all over his face. "Baby did so well today. I love my little prince".Yoongi lets out a cute muffle as response.
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grasslandgirl · 2 years
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ik u reblogged fhat writing questions post ages ago and i honestly can’t remember if i sent u an ask about it but IF I DIDNT HERE U GOOOOO 10 22 31 33 40
LOVE YOUUUUUUU
casey i will always answer an ask from you (eventually. i know i have ancient ones in my backlog of asks. ill get to them eventually. i love u) <33
10. Top three favourite fic tropes.
oh idk if its a trope but im a SUCKER for ballet au's i just think theyre sooooo fun
also like i love a classic mutual pining/ perceived mutual unrequited love sitch w some good miscommunications?? mwah love it love it here
and thirdly uhhhh fake dating is like. always fun i think !!
honorary mention found family bc like. yeah <3
22. What is it about watching the same two idiots falling in love over and over again?
SKJVNSKFJVNSF YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL.
truly i think that's the essence of what draws me to fic in general and specifically au's, i think there is something so powerful and romantic and charming about two people who will, no matter the circumstances or the context or the world around them, will find each other and love each other. i think it sends a really heart warming and hopeful message about the power of love and connections between people
and on a less sappy and more writer brain note; i think writing and rewriting moments where two people meet and talk and fall in love- no matter the speed, no matter the context, no matter the circumstances- offers a really interesting writing challenge to explore like. what about this circumstance is different? how does that impact these people? what is the same and what is different and why? how do little changes trickle down into huge butterfly effects? how do big changes still result in the same people? i just think there are endless options to explore and i find that really interesting and fun!
31. What was the most difficult fic for you to write (but in the end you made it)?
oh hm. i think similarly to the question i answered last night about which fic i would rewrite, the answer to this is probably my eldonado tatbilb au, you gonna break my heart, sammy? i spent literally six months writing and working on it and planning it, and at the time of writing and posting, it was the longest thing i'd ever written; and writing that kind of longer form story with a slower burn was out of my writing experience then, and i found the pacing of it and the plotting of it difficult because the scale of it was beyond anything i'd written before- and while i think that i could rewrite it better now, i'll always have a special place in my heart for that au because of how it made me push the boundaries of my writing comfort zones, and made it easier to write longer form fics later on!!
[also ive got a CRAZY long and convoluted au wip in the works rn that is wildly difficult but soooo fulfilling to write and i cannot wait to finish it and use it similarly as a launching board to writing more longer and complex stories <3]
33. Give your writing a compliment.
uh. i think i. work hard to make characters sound like themselves, both in dialogue and in their own heads. that is something that is important to me about my own writing- that characters are recognizable and familiar and not ooc- and i think i succeed more often than i fail.
40. Write a 9-word fic.
(how dare u ask this of me, a notorious over-writer)
"What do you mean, we've been dating?" Fig shrieked.
send me writer's asks from this list!!
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crystalelemental · 2 years
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So the team I’ve been using in the Singles format in Battle Tower in Shield:
I’ve been running an all-Psychic type team, and just finished beating Leon in Master Ball rank.  While I have a full team of six for Psychic-types, these are the ones I’m using:
Indeedee Bold nature Psychic Surge Terrain Extender 252 HP, 252 Def, 4 Sp Def Expanding Force, Mystical Fire, Shadow Ball, Calm Mind
Metagross Adamant nature Clear Body Rocky Helmet 252 Atk, 252 Speed, 4 Def Meteor Mash, Zen Headbutt, Rock Slide, Earthquake
Gardevoir Timid nature Trace Choice Scarf 252 Sp Atk, 252 Speed, 4 HP Psychic, Moonblast, Mystical Fire, Focus Blast
They’ve beaten every fight.  Indeedee actually solos quite a few of the teams along the way, due to the absurd power of Expanding Force, and the potential of Calm Mind boosting its special defense to keep up with its physical bulk.  It helps that the AI still attempts to read my plays and counterpick, but mostly runs into “Run out the Terrain with Protect strats,” which more often than not benefits me by giving free turns for Calm Mind.  Indeedee’s an absolute champion.  Even without that Calm Mind, Expanding Force is often a 2HKO against super bulky things, like Leon’s Rillaboom and Seismitoad.  I keep underestimating how ridiculous it is.  It’s outright better than her other attacking moves, which exist mostly to answer things that may resist.  I might switch Shadow Ball to Dazzling Gleam for some Dark types.  We had one run-in with a Scrafty that was kinda scary, that would’ve been immediately solved by Dazzling Gleam, and Shadow Ball thus far hasn’t been like...hard required against anything, since the only other type to worry about is Steel, which can go down to Fire.
Metagross is the other one that often solos.  If Indeedee seems like it won’t handle whatever leads on a team, Metagross almost always does.  Usually, this is something like Togekiss or Clefable.  Something super bulk that Metagross definitely comes in safely against and can wreak havoc.  In some situations, Metagross will take Dynamax and just aim for a clean sweep.  It’s pretty effective.  It’s also a huge help, given the accuracy checks on this thing.  I don’t know why I decided to live dangerously, I usually hate that, but it’s been working well.
Finally, Gardevoir, my ace.  I love Gardevoir so much.  Her role is cleanup if the other two get bowled over, or at least cleaning up after Indeedee faints if she seems the better choice.  The real function of Gardevoir, however, is beating Leon’s Charizard.  Full disclosure.  I think Leon cheats.  Somehow, his Charizard always outspeeds me.  I know that thing is only base 100, how is it doing this?  The guides say it has a static Berry item to negate Rock-type damage, but is it secretly Scarfed?  No idea, because Dynamax bypasses the “only use one move” restriction, which is hilariously broken and the reason Gardevoir always takes Dynamax in my fights against him.  The real draw though?  She’s max Sp Def IVs, and is able to take both G-Max Wildfire and Max Airstream in succession and still survive.  Dynamax Gardevoir beats Gigantamax Charizard.  That one?  That one’s for Diantha.
Apparently you get a cool ribbon when you beat Leon in Master Ball tier, so now she is Gardevoir the Tower Master.  Witness.
I also beat the Psychic Restricted Battles mode in Isle of Armor.  That one’s five consecutive battles with two heals, so a bit more dangerous, but again, Indeedee is so stupidly strong that she kinda handled a fight after each heal.  We got through six battles before we couldn’t continue.  I might try Poison for a long streak, though.  Between Toxapex and Galarian Slowking having Regenerator, and Vileplume packing Strength Sap/Leech Seed, I think we could have a really self-sufficient team.
But yeah, shoutouts to Psychic team.  I know some disagree, but I think this is exactly as Battle Tower should be.  If I know the mechanics of setting up good natures, correct ability, and good EVs, I should be able to power through this in a day or two.  It shouldn’t take weeks because of frustrating, overly punishing mechanics kicking away all your progress for one bad matchup you didn’t know was a Zoroark.  I really like this, and am going to test out Doubles next.  I’ve got a real team in mind, not just Psychic types, so stay tuned for that nonsense.
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suga2910 · 2 years
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Cock-loving bad boy Min Yoongi
Summary: Yoongi is a bad boy. A bad boy who worshippes cock. Notes:as i said before smut helps me improving my english blablabla alsoo i love cumslut yoongi m sorry lord for i have sinned.i think ive wrote this like 1 month ago ?? hmm
Work Text: Yoongi knew he was a walking cliche.The typical school bad boy who smoked and got into fights. The one who is feared by everyone, the one who isn't afraid to talk back, be it a classmate, a teacher or the principal. Yoongi didn't give a fuck, and perhaps that's the reason his reputation was untouchable. People who passed by always had to look at their feet, trying to not pick a fight with him. The need to be constantly in defensive mode has become part of Yoongi's lifestyle. That's how he was raised, how he perceived the world, how he felt to be as accepted as safe.And like any cliche, Yoongi had his weaknesses. It wasn't just Hoseok. It was Hoseok's smile, Hoseok's unique form of speech, Hoseok's expressive eyes, Hoseok's dainty fingers... And Hoseok's cock.Hoseok, unlike Yoongi, wasn't a walking cliche. He had his flaws and strengths, and he knew it. People used to think of him as some kind of "battery" and, to be honest, Hoseok was proud of it. He liked the positive effect he had on his surroundings.But what he liked the most, was when Yoongi begged. When Yoongi whined, when Yoongi cried out in pleasure, when Yoongi did everything he could just to get Hoseok's cum dripping from his mouth.With the pass of time, Hoseok has learned to read people as of they were books. Yoongi was an example. To read Yoongi was so easy, specially when his body was so responsive, his micro-expressions were so easy for Hoseok's eyes to catch, everything in him was obvious all the time.Hoseok knew what Yoongi wanted. Hoseok knew how to give it to him. It took some fights, to almost get a bloody nose, for Yoongi to finally open himself. In a lot different ways, all of them just for Hoseok to enjoy.And now they were here. Yoongi sitting on a toilet, his lips getting practically devoured by Hoseok. Hoseok's possessive grip of Yoongi's shoulders, preventing him for even try to take a breath without Hoseok's permission, had Yoongi's cock hard inside his pants.Hoseok was mad. Pretty much because of Yoongi's fault.Hoseok's tongue practically ravishing Yoongi's mouth had him whimpering, with the thought of rub both cocks together crossing his mind again and again, non-stopping. But Hoseok was too mad, and Yoongi knew any wrong move will create a hell on earth.Hoseok pushes again with a hard bite on Yoongi's lower lip, making him whine out of pain. He adopts a straight posture to look down on Yoongi with a wicked smirk. The male is heavily panting, sweat has his hair sticking to his forehead and tears stains his cheeks."Look at you. You're a fucking whore. How many times I should repeat it?" Hoseok hisses, leaning against the stall door. "I should fuck you so hard until you scream. Maybe you will finally acknowledge your place, right?"Yoongi closes his legs shut, slightly squirming, as Hoseok's eyes analyzes him from head to toe in silence.What got Hoseok so mad to the point of having his blood boiling like water in a kettle was Yoongi's grumpy humor. Yeah, Hoseok was aware ofhis broyfriend's short-temper, but today Yoongi woke up even fussier than ever. To the point to get Hoseok fussy too, and it was almost impossible.The straw that broke the camels back was Yoongi screaming back to him in the middle of the school halls over a minimal thing that Hoseok can't even remember."Everyone thinks of you as some new age Tony Montana. Everyone thinks you're scary, the one to not mess with, and I guess you just confirmed it out there" Hoseok says sarcastically, licking his lips. "Cause that's what you were looking for, right? To reaffirm your alpha-plus male reputation. To get everyone to know how tough you are. You want everyone to think of you as the type who carries a pocketknife, the type who is capable to kill someone with his bare hands. You think you're that type, don't you?"Hoseok walks up to Yoongi, getting his phone out of his pocket right before kneeling down. Yoongi's heart skip a beat when from Hoseok's phone a little 'click' sound is heard, meaning the camera was on. Yoongi confirmed it when Hoseok placed the phone right before his
face."I have news for you, Yoongi. You're not that type. You will never be that type" Hoseok's smile gets wider when Yoongi breathed in as Hoseok places one of his hands between his thighs. "You're the type to get tonguefucked, you're the type to bounce on a cock till your legs get numb, you're the type to deep-throat everyone who's nice to you. Am I right? Are you that type?" Hoseok asks with a fake-sweet voice, petting Yoongi's cheek softly and capturing his pout with the camera. "I asked you something. Answer, whore".Yoongi's eyes were piercing through Hoseok's crotch, the image of the youngest's cock deep inside his mouth made him whine quietly. He didn't even flinch when Hoseok grabbed him by the jaw to lift his head. Yoongi's looking directly at the camera with big eyes and a big pout, and Hoseok has found the angle that catches his bulge too."You're already hard" Hoseok teases, caressing Yoongi's lower lip with his thumb. "Suck on it, slut, you know you want". And Hoseok was right, cause Yoongi immediately wraps his warm mouth around the finger. Hoseok notices how Yoongi has started to rub his thighs together as his hips slowly move back and forth, and chuckles. "Look at you, dirty whore. Just a finger in your mouth and you're going insane", Hoseok pulls off to take his hand and smack it across Yoongi's face, making him moan at the sting of the slap burning on his cheek."Please... Your cock...""Control yourself". Hoseok manages to unzips his pants with one hand, recording the way Yoongi's face lit up when the cock pops out."Big... So big..." Bliss shines on Yoongi's expression, his nails digging deeper into his lap. He looks up, straight to the camera again, to ask: "Can I touch?"Hoseok smirks. "No. I don't want your nasty hands on my cock" he responds. Yoongi whines, but he gets cut off by Hoseok's hands sliding into his hair and pulling him forward. "Lick".Yoongi smiles, leaving a peck in the tip and then pulling out his tongue to draw circles on it. He isn't even surprised when Hoseok grabs him and makes him choke on the cock, so Yoongi just starts bobbing his head following Hoseok's hips pace. Yoongi was grateful, he really was, cause he loved to take Hoseok on the mouth and to him, this was a reward he didn't deserve at all."Filthy... You're so f-filthy..." Hoseok says, accelerating the speed of his thrusts. He moans loudly, not caring if someone could hear them, when Yoongi whimpers making vibrations get send to his cock. "Taking cock... The only thing you can do well...", his hands shakes but Hoseok does the most to keep recording Yoongi.The camera was just above Yoongi's head, filming as Hoseok's cock went in and out of his mouth. Yoongi's red cheeks and wet eyes could be seen too, he was doing his best to not let Hoseok's cock separate not even an inch. Yoongi's wet heat had Hoseok's legs trembling."And if I show all of my friends this videom then what?" Hoseok suddenly asks, so Yoongi rolls his eyes to look upon him. "What if I show the school this video? All of them would know you're a filthy cumslut... The school's bad boy loves cock more than anything else in the world... How does that sound?", Hoseok facefucks Yoongi, making him choke not only on his dick but also on his own whines. "But maybe they would want to get some too, and you know I don't like sharing... It's better to keep this secret, don't you think?"Hoseok pushes away and Yoongi loudly cries, trying to get the cock inside his mouth again, but he's stopped by Hoseok's hand on his forehead pushing him backwards."Open your mouth" he says as he strokes his dick, aiming directly to Yoongi's lips. Yoongi does as told while rubbing his palm against his own erection. Having Hoseok jerking off right in front of his eyes was about to make Yoongi come.Hoseok finally spills all of his cum on Yoongi's face, thin white lines reaching lips, cheeks, nose and even landing on his bangs. Yoongi feels so happy as his own hands moves faster, while he wipes the liquid off with his finger and takes it to his mouth, tasting Hoseok with a big smile.Hoseok
hasn't stop recording him, enjoying how Yoongi cleans himself with his tongue and masturbates over his clothes. Yoongi looks straight at Hoseok's eyes with an aroused frown and half-open mouth, letting out the sweetest moans ever heard as he squirts inside his pants."You're such a slut, Yoongi, you really came in your pants" Hoseok gets his phone close to Yoongi's crotch so he can capture the dark spot. "Your cute little dick couldn't take no more, right?" he says, touching the wet area with his fingers, making Yoongi all whiny again. Hoseok cuts the video off to put his phone back to his pocket and pull his pants up. He leans over Yoongi to give him a peck on the lips, smiling the moment Yoongi tries to get his tongue in. "You never get tired, don't you?""Please... Just..." Yoongi looks like he's struggling to find the right words, so he shuts his lips and stares up to Hoseok.Hoseok's response is to roll his eyes with disdain. "Well, every time something doesn't go your way you throw a tantrum so saying 'no' to you is useless". Hoseok remains in silence a couple of seconds, before unzipping his pants one more time. "Brat".Yoongi claps in joy, standing up from the toilet he was sitting on to bent over the sink, pulling his legs apart and letting his ass stick up higherAs Hoseok laughs he presses his chest against Yoongi's back so the eldest could feel the cock being rubbed against his covered ass. He bites Yoongi's lobe making him let out a little whine, his hips starting to thrust against Hoseok on their own.With a little kiss left on Yoongi's cheek, Hoseok pushes back to start stroking his cock to wake it up and fuck the boy standing in front of him into oblivion."Cum inside, please" Yoongi whispers when he notices how Hoseok has pulled his phone out again to record and left it standing by the wall so the eldest's reactions throughout the fuck would be easily captured."What a greedy little slut" Hoseoks says, his dick half-hard, as he pulls Yoongi's pants down. "Look at your pretty ass, is it clenching yet?", he delivers a light slap on the cheek, fascinated to watch how the skin bounces softly. "I'd like this view better if I wasn't aware that this ass is owned by a fucking cum-eater bitch". Another spank, even sharper than before, makes Yoongi choke on a scream and press his forehead against the mirror. "You like that?""Y-Yes...""Just like I thought"."More, please...""Don't order me around or else there's no cock for you""Sorry..."Trying to fix his mistake, Yoongi uses his hands to open himself welcoming Hoseok. He moves his head to press his cheek against the mirror and be able to watch Hoseok's cock bury in him.At this moment, Hoseok is spitting on his palm to use it as lube. Yeah, his cock was already really wet because of the blowjob Yoongi gave him minutes ago, but Hoseok wanted to be careful anyways. He doesn't intend to hurt the eldest, or well, at least not in that way.Hoseok smirks when he catches Yoongi staring. "You're so needy, babyboy", the nickname makes Yoongi whimper desperately, hardening his grip and nails burying into the milky skin of his ass. Hoseok tugs Yoongi's shirt by the edge to lip level. "Bite" he demands and Yoongi obeys.Hoseok's hands holds him by the waist as the tip starts to rub against the hole, the cock threatening to make its way into Yoongi's entrance but finally just pushing back. This has Yoongi feeling frustrated, suppressing the want to move his ass back cause he knew it would make Hoseok mad.But no, actually, cause Yoongi really can't hold it longer when he glances down and finds his erection almost touching his belly because of how hard he was.Yoongi muffles a crying and Hoseok recognizes his name in his words."How did you just call me?"Yoongi gulps. "I-I'm sorry, sir... It wasn't m-my... My intention" he manages to sound understandable and Hoseok's smirk means that he achieved it."Good slut", without saying no more, Hoseok enters with just one thrust, which makes Yoongi scream and accidentally hit the side of his face against the mirror. It wasn't that bad, though, but it
still makes Hoseok put his hands between Yoongi's cheek and the surface to prevent it from happening again. "Don't be an idiot"."Thank you, sir".Hoseok bites his lower lip to not laugh because of Yoongi's muffled words, until he hears him speak again."Move, please".When Yoongi pronounces those words, Hoseok starts to thrust again, accelerating the pace and making Yoongi bang his hips against the counter in the process. Yoongi doesn't mind neither the pain nor the bruises that will decorate his thighs later, because all he can think about is the thick, throbbing cock that goes in and out of his hole. Yoongi's hips start to move on their own again, his whole body twitching and his fingers losing the strength to keep groping his globes."You're really warm inside" Hoseok says, the hand on Yoongi's waist hardening the grip. "I-Is this enough for my slut? Or does he need to get spanked..." Hoseok breathes heavily when he loses the plot of his words because of how tight Yoongi felt around his cock "... Spanked again?"Yoongi nods while hiding his face on the extended arm Hoseok was using to protect him from doing another stupid thing again. He leaves his ass alone and almost immediately Hoseok starts to deliver sharp slaps on his skin, one after the other.Yoongi's muffled moans, the sound of skin against skin and Hoseok's palm landing on Yoongi's ass again and again were louder than thought, but even if they knew they had to watch out, neither cared. Hoseok felt fascinated with Yoongi's lewd sounds being muted by his shirt and his eyes after the cock's movement. Meanwhile Yoongi couldn't even think right as Hoseok slid so harshly. He wasn't able to feel his own legs or move a muscle, just because his body spun around how good Hoseok was fucking him.Hoseok stops mid thrust when Yoongi screams and lets his shirt's edge fall, meaning his prostate was finally reached. He starts rubbing against the sweet spot that has Yoongi whitening his eyes and letting his tongue hang out from his mouth, as drool drops land on the sink and precum glistens his pink tip."S-So good" Yoongi whimpers when Hoseok presses his chest against the eldest's back, reaching even deeper. "Sir is so... So goo-... Good with... With me...""Am I?" Hoseok asks with a smirk, using his hand to lightly move Yoongi's hips backwards and forwards. "Do you like this? Do you wanna cum?""I want... Cum inside... F-first...""Such a cumslut" Hoseok leaves a path of kisses that goes from Yoongi's side of the neck to his mid-shoulder. "You look so cute impaled on my cock... And look at your tiny dick... It's about to explode" Hoseok wraps his fist around Yoongi's manhood, rubbing his thumb tip against the slit of the head. Yoongi weakly bucks into Hoseok's hand as a response. "So tiny and useless""Move, please..." Yoongi pleads."Do it yourself". Even though Yoongi's eyes got darkened with pleasure, his face lit up no sooner he hears that.A cute giggle passes through his lips. Yoongi reunites all of his strength left to start moving roughy his hips as if his life depends on it, fucking himself onto the cock inside and mewling loudly every time a thrust hit his spot. Hoseok smiles looking directly at the camera, he really can't wait to jerk off to both videos of Yoongi worshipping him."You really do look cute on a cock, huh?" Hoseok says, stroking Yoongi in his fist and moving his hand up and down the length.Yoongi tries to say something along the lines of how big Hoseok's cock is but he just can't, not when he's fucking himself so good on the thick dick that makes him go crazy every damn time. His hips crash against the counter when he goes forwards, and crash against Hoseok's body when backwards. He can't care less if there's a possibility to get completely bruised out of this stall, just cause Hoseok's cock feels so fucking good that he can't wait to get filled up by the semen he adores the most.Tears streamed down his face and his whole body was burning, but Yoongi can't stop. He just wants Hoseok's warm thin white lines spilling on his insides. He feels how Hoseok starts to
grip harder on his hips but can't be sure if he's helping to accelerate the moves, just because Yoongi's so invested on the fuck that he can't take a moment to think. His mind is a blank page.Hoseok's hand strokes harder, nails dig deeper, and Yoongi doesn't even realize when his cum spills hard against his belly, staining his shirt and his navel. Yoongi doesn't stop his moves and neither does Hoseok, and even if he's really overstimulated Yoongi can't help but scream louder and clench himself tight."Fuck, baby, you're doing so good" Hoseok groans, licking the skin of Yoongi's nape. Yoongi's hole clenches and unclenches, and when Hoseok looks down he finally notices how deep he has reached: in the lowest part of Yoongi's belly a bulge appears and disappears with every thrust. That's what makes Hoseok squirt harder than he ever did before, shaking so much that he needs to grab the counter to not collapse. Yoongi cries out when the hot cum filles him completely; sweat, drool and tears glisten his face, cum on his chest, reddened face and crossed eyes as Hoseok's seed is deep inside.Hoseok knows how to fuck him silly, how to make him forget his own name, how to have him begging on his knees. Hoseok knows how to make a dumb slut out of Yoongi, a cum-covered mess, a cock-hungry whore. And Hoseok enjoys it. When Yoongi, completely loosened up, cries for more.He can't move and won't, feeling really weak but also completely satisfied as Yoongi's body still leans against his. Yoongi's breathing harshly with closed eyes and open mouth and for Hoseok it's the cutest thing ever, the way his chest inflates and deflates slow and gentle. Yoongi in post-orgasmic bliss has always been a view Hoseok adored.He loved that feeling, cum on his ass while Hoseok's body warmness kindly holds him. He feels Hoseok's lips leaving pecks on his cheek but he can't react nor respond, so he just stays still and receives."I'll pull out. Is that okay for baby?" Hoseok asks and Yoongi absently nods.Hoseok lets his baby rest against the sink as he pulls his cock off, which makes Yoongi whine when feeling the sudden emptiness. The cum drips down the pale thighs and Hoseok quickly takes his phone, kneels down and focuses the camera. He uses both the thumb and the index to let the hole be seen, showing how it clenches over nothing as more cum gets released from the inside.Hoseok can't hold it longer, so he slips two fingers in to stretch the entrance and let the semen dribble out. Looks like a waterfall. Yoongi moans brokenly and even moves a bit, trying to gain more contact, but quickly gives up as his body is too weak now. Hoseok stands up and his cream filled fingers leave the pink hole alone to get taken to Yoongi's mouth, which he receives without a second thought. He just kitten-licks the cum off, eyes still closed and lips swollen.When the fingers are finally clean, Hoseok lovely slaps Yoongi's cheek and pulls his pants up."I'm gonna clean you" Hoseok says, leaning over to get some toilet paper and holding firmly Yoongi's body."I want to sleep" the eldest murmurs, laying against the mirror."I know, kitten" Hoseok sits on the toilet and makes Yoongi get on his lap. Yoongi hides his face on Hoseok's crook of the neck as he's getting cleaned up, little pecks being left all over his face. "Baby did so well today. I love my little prince".Yoongi lets out a cute muffle as response.
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INFODUMP AU continued
(Star Wars AU #22)
Possible Continuations from INFODUMP. I headcanon that exchange taking place about a year before episode II and episode IV
A) Anakin Force Shenanigans
Anakin walks up: “master- who’s this guy?
“You can SEE him/me?”
Obi-Wan urgently cry/yelling at Anakin to either wear a condom with Padme or at least take her to a healer if you’re worried about her pregnancy (seriously healer BEFORE evil sith wtf)
(its been a number of years for Ben so he’s pretty much puzzled out the ‘doing this for padme’ bit)
just before obi-wan fades out anakin panics because ben hasn’t told him how he gets together with padme
yanks him into this timeline and now Old Ben has to deal with Obi-Wan and Anakin freaking out over all the info he just vomited at them AND everything else
B) Brush Off
Obi-Wan practices some good old fashioned repression to mostly convince himself it was all a weird dream
yoda always says in motion, the future is anyway
he mostly puts it out of his head until a year later when Anakin VERY obliquely references having dreams of his mother
“...what kind of dreams, exactly?”
end-up rescuing Shmi shortly after her capture, Obi-Wan’s there to make sure Anakin doesn’t go off the deep end
Council is a little disapproving of their side mission because now Anakin is even more attached/devoted Obi-Wan 
Obi-Wan is a LITTLE freaked out but Shmi being in danger isn’t exactly a hard prediction to make considering they left her on Tatooine but...
almost immediately after they get specially requested to protect Senator Amidala.
things proceed like canon and when Dex says the dart is from Kamino, Obi-Wan has a little panic attack attack
the whole trip to Kamino he’s just thinking pleasenoclonearmy  pleasenoclonearmy  pleasenoawFUCK THAT’S A CLONE ARMY
good news here is when he’s bullshitting his way through the meeting/ inspection he very confidently brings up removing the control chips
at first there’s some hemming and hawing ‘oh you mean the inhibitor chips, are you sure you want them removed we’ve already installed them’
“I DEMAND they be removed- I- can i speak to your manger? Do I need to take my business elsewhere??”
Nala Se is very reluctant, “I was ensured by certain high level parties that the chips were intended to be an important safeguard...”
*Obi-Wan sweating, but all-in at this point* “Well, uh, Master Dooku and Chancellor Palpatine themselves told me they were concerned about the chips being abused by the wrong parties, and sent me to supervise, so,”
“Oh, I didn’t realize you were read-in on the project architecture to that extent, well here are our options-”
Obi-Wan still chases to Jango to Genosis because he’s got a mission and ‘this might as well happen’
Still gets captured in that stupid rotating energy field by Dooku 
“What if I told you the senate was now controlled by a dark lord of the sith?”
“...I would say that I would be very interested in any holo-recordings or legal documents you might have to that effect”
“oh?”
“would very much like some sort of proof to bring before a court of law, yeah.”
The rescue attempt actually goes well this time! Anakin is well rested and practically glowing after his week-long all-expense paid vacation at Varykino
They all manage to escape and intercept reinforcement mid-flight
The council is pleased Obi-Wan is safe and not surprised to find Anakin there, but it doesn’t really change their mission as the senate has ordered them to take out the federation army before they can attack...
“The Senate ordered it?”
“Yes, much has happened, while gone you were. Were given to the chancellor, emergency powers. Drafted a military, he has. Generals, the Jedi have been made. Uneasy we are, but serve the senate, we do.”
“Oh kark, the Chancellor ordered it? We DEFINITELY can not invade.” Obi-Wan's starting to have another panic attack, not sure how to get out of the sith trap
Anakin’s a little offended. “Obi-Wan! The Chancellor is a good man; the Jedi must do this, for the good of -”
“PALPATINE’S A SITH LORD”
“what”
C) He tries, ok? (inspired by @ourhitofsucrose )
Very similar to B except for the full year between the ‘vision’ and aotc, Obi-Wan is desperately trying to follow the future’s warnings but failing hysterically
kamino and genosis have both erased from the archives and it doesn’t occur to him to ask dex so he doesn’t even have a direction to go on
tries to find some proof about Palpatine but he is a sneaky bastard
tries to separate palpatine from anakin but he’s like I’M AN ADULT NOW YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
tentatively brings up Dooku falling ‘in a vision’ to the council because that is something they can check up on- Yoda gets really offended
‘garbage planet on the outer rim’ is not a lot to go on
when he tries to get help searching because he knows that the sith who killed Qui-Gon is still alive and planning to kill his ex-girlfriend even Anakin is like... ‘ok buddy, i think you might be under too much stress, maybe we should visit the healers...”
best he can do for Shmi is leaving her an emergency beacon
A+ success in relationship repair with Anakin tho! through the application of a very awkward hug and a mumbled “you know I love you, right?”
Anakin drags him to the healers immediately, and after a drug test and an overnight stay finally responds by bursting into tears and ugly crying on Obi-Wan’s robes because “YOU’RE A FATHER TO ME BUT I THOUGHT YOU HAATED ME”
Obi-Wan is uncomfortably patting him on the back “Of course I don’t hate you! You’re my padawan! Why would you think that?”
Then when Shmi activates her emergency comm the same night Anakin has his first nightmare about his Mom and they fly to her rescue he’s even more OBI-WAN 5EVER  than canon or scenario B because
“You...checked in on my mom?? Why wouldn’t you tell me?”
“I’m sorry Anakin, I knew the council wouldn’t approve...”
hugs Anakin again since that is the only piece of advice he can follow from his future self and he just thinks ‘well its a long shot but hopefully this is enough to prevent any lava planet incidents’
it is 
Seriously in this version of events Anakin actively RESISTS being knighted because he was already obsessed with Obi-Wan in canon and now with hugs + verbal affection + protecting Mom proactively he is ALL IN FOR OBI NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
low-key ruins palpatine’s plans by itself because now when he tries to drive a wedge between them with his bullshit ‘your master doesn’t truly trust you’ Anakin gets huffy and responds with a space powerpoint presentation
i mean other stuff is going to go down once we get to the armies but already the stage is set for him to go running to Obi-Wan the minute he has a nightmare about Padme dying and him responding “J. Force Christ, lets just... go to a healer, fuck’s sake Anakin I hope it doesn’t need to be said but do NOT turn to the darkside over this”
canon would definitely diverge before that point but its also very funny to me to imagine RotS playing out more or less the same but when he gets to Palpatine’s big offer he just goes ‘sorry dad told me no’
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Whacky Gotham, Goofy New York, and Chaotic Paris.
(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)
Chapter 5: Then Let The Games Begin
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Soooo, the Batfam is panicking, Gotham's confused as to why Iron Man is flying over Gotham like a madman, and Maria is with two of Gotham's Sirens (but only Ivy and Harley know this) having a wonderful time playing with Bud and Lou.
Let's start with the Sirens.
Harley is watching over Maria and Tikki as they sleep with Bud and Lou, Ivy walkes over to sit next to Harley, handing her a cup of tea.
"So, what's the diagnosis?" - Ivy
"She has some sort of trauma, has class issues... and handles more than she should, but still does everythin', on top of bein' a hero. She's been through some sh-t Pam." Yeah Harley may have found out Maria's a hero (if the tiny god and magic were anything to go by).
"Is she alone?" - Ivy
"No, thankfully, she has supportive parents, and friends that aren't little sh-ts. I think they're also heroes, she also has a lot, and I a mean A LOT of pent up emotions, she doesn't show anythin' negative, only positive things. She seems to shrink in on herself if she thinks she does somethin' wrong. Pam, we both know there's a limit to how much crap a person can take before they snap, and she's such a sweet kid. There has to be somethin' we can do to help her Ives." Ok she found out alot, but in Marias' defense, they have trustworthy souls, and they were the only other people (besides her friends) that she talked to about it, yes she had her Maman and Uncle to talk about hero stuff, but for the stuff her class does, she only ever vented (without being negative) to her friends.
"Her class is visiting the Botanical Gardens in three days, and it's a 2 part tour, so we can see just what's going on. If it's bad then we scare them a bit, if it's bad bad... they can handle a few slightly poisonous plants right?" - Ivy
"God I love the way ya think Ives, do ya think she can stay with us? I mean look at how cute she is with Bud and Lou... Oh my god, she's cuddlin' dem, and ya gave her a flower crown, how'd I miss that?! Where's the camera?"
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Harley took a picture to remind her of this wonderful moment. As Ivy and Harley looked at the picture, they both promised to keep Maria safe, and maybe become sorta kinda-ish parents to her while she's in Gotham.
•—–·Now back to the Bat-Chaos Bat-Cave·–—•
Tim took over the chair and was now searching the possible locations with Jarvis, Damian was sitting on a different chair, trying to act cool, but he wouldn't stop looking over at Tim, to see his progress. Bruce was talking over the comms with Tony. Dick and Jason, weren't helping (they kept feeding each other worse and worse ideas of what could have happened to Maria). Then they heard Jarvis speak.
"I have found the most likely area Ms. Dupain-Cheng would be in. Her phone died about 56 blocks away from her hotel, if we don't count kidnapping, or murder, she would have thought about asking for directions, but may have decided not to considering the city she is in. So that leaves us with a possible 15-25 mile radius from her last known location. I think it best to divide into groups of two, have Oracle stay and update you if anything on security, and or traffic cameras happens. Bruce will be with Tony, Dick will go with Tim, and Jason will go with Damain to search within the area. Stephanie and Cassandra will search around a 5 mile radius near Wayne hotel." as Jarvis continued to explain the other details, the Batfam began to suit up, Batman met up with Iron Man, and they took the North area, Nightwing and Red Robin took the East area, while Red Hood and Robin searched the South. Steph and Cass were on foot in civilian clothes, searching the West area they were assigned.
They searched for the whole day, and came up with nothing. Until Oracle saw a video from a traffic cam around 9pm, 15 blocks away from where her phone died. She called it in and everyone went back to the cave. Once everyone was at the Bat-Computer, Oracle pressed play, the cameras didn't have sound, and it wasn't close enough to see if she was ok.
They watched as she went to an overgrown parking lot and sat down. She was looking down at the ground, and that's when they spotted two figures round the corner and spot her. They watched as the two figures approach Maria, and saw the startled reaction she had. They realized it was Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy that were talking to her, then they saw Maria collapse. They watched as Harley made sure she was ok, looking over to Ivy before looking back to Maria and picking her up. The last thing they saw, was Maria being carried away by two of Gothams' most dangerous rouges, but now they knew where to look next.
•—–· Back to Ivy and Harley ·–—•
Harley continued to take adorable pictures of the children.
"God, they're so f-ckin' cute!" - Harley for the 20th time
As Ivy continued to watch while caring for her plants, Catwoman walked in.
"Hey girls, got the stuff for movie night, so what are we- Holy mother of cats! He adopted another f-cking child didn't he! Where the hell does he keep finding them?! 7 was ment to be the god DAMN LIMIT!!!" - Catwoman
Maria jumped at the sudden shouting and may have accidentally summoned a yo-yo (one made useing creation magic and protection magic) before saying.
"Tikki where's the akuma?! How long was I out?! Forget it Tikki spot-" she then realized she wasn't in Paris, and seeing a new face, she also realized she just spilled her secret to another person within the same day... kinda
"Fffffffffffudge sunday that fell on the pavement!" - Maria shouted in baker profanities
"That's not how ya curse sweetheart. It should go more like-" Harley was cut off by a vine Ivy had summoned.
"Harley, cursing makes the plants sad, you know this." - Ivy said removing the vine
Harley just walked over to Maria and whipsered it in her ear.
"You're supposed to say it more like this, ' ..... .... ... .. ....... .. ... .....' ok?" - Harley ended with a big smile
"... I will never see this world in the same frickin' light ever again." - Maria
"ehh close enough." - Harley
"Can someone please tell me, WTH is going on here, on our special girls day off?!" - Catwoman
"She is a new member of the Sirens as of today, and as a member, she's unda our protection, so effective immediately." - Harley
"Cool." - Maria
"Harley." - Ivy
"Wut... first things first, if she is going to join, she needs to be very flexible, know how to fight, and be incredibly intelligent." - Catwoman
"She beat Ed's @ss with a gun pointed at her, and solved every riddle with ease, so I'm positive she'll be an amazin' addition to the team." - Harley
'God she sounds like a new mother now' "But we don't know how good her flexibility is." - Catwoman
"I know, hey Maria, ya wanna do some tricks with me, of course we need to stretch first, but do ya wanna give it a go?" - Harley
"Sure." - Maria
Ivy and Catwoman sat down on a couch a few feet away from where Maria and Harley stood in the empty part of the building. They started out with stretches, and to Catwoman's surprise (and Harley's delight) Maria copied Harleys streches perfectly.
"Ok, now that that's done, we'll start with some cartwheels, then move on to flips, then handsprings and so on." - Harley
Maria gave Harley a nod... and they were off... literally, Harley did a cartwheel into a handspring, and a few backflips, Maria executed it flawlessly. Harley did some more complicated gymnastics tricks, and Maria did it, Harley did triple backflips going into a cartwheel, into a summersault, and Maria did that perfectly as well. This went on until both Harley and Maria were slightly out of breath, both having massive smiles on their faces.
"Ives, please let her join, she's like a mini me." - Harley then hugged Maria and they somehow both tripled in cuteness as they both did puppy (or Puss In Boots style) eyes at Catwoman and Ivy.
"Sure Harley." - Ivy said walking over to give Harley a small kiss on the cheek.
"Okay... but she doesn't have a costume yet, and she still has to think of a name for herself." - Catwoman
"Is a mouse good, like a mouse themed costume, that or a Turtle themed one. What do you think Harley?" - Maria
"Mmmm, I like that with the mouse you can always toy with Cat, ya know, cat an' mouse stuff, turtle seems... weird even fawh Gotham, so personally I would pick mouse, just because of the cheesy jokes you could do." - Harley
"Very funny, ok then, give me a moment."  Maria then reached out her hand, her eyes then started to glow an icy blue, and a small portal opened in front of her, she reached in and pulled out a small pendant necklace. After she put it on a small mouce appeared and greated itself, Marias' eyes going back to normal after closing the portal.
"Hello I'm Mullo, nice to meet you all."
"Omg omg omg, It's soooo f-ckin' CUTE!" - Harley
"Best to assume all of them are extremely cute Harls." - Ivy
"What the Hell did I miss in the week I was gone?!" - Catwoman
"Ehh, not much, oh but Iron Man did fly aroun' Gotham a few times earlier this mornin' like a madman." - Harley
"Oh sh-t." - Maria
"Maria are ya ok? That was ya first official proper curse in my presence." Harley said looking over to the girl.
"He's gonna kill me." - Maria
"Wait, what do you mean Marigold?" - Ivy
"... He's my Uncle, and I never got to text him I was ok, since my phone died before I met you." - Maria
"Hey, I'm sure he'll understand, now what are we watchin'?" - Harley
"I think we have more important matters other than movies at the moment!" - Catwoman
"Ok, Me Myself and Irene it is." - Harley
"No! You basically kidnapped Iron Mans' NIECE!!!" - Catwoman
"Technically, she fainted and us bein' the good Gothamites we are, decided to take her with us, to make sure she was a-okay." - Harley
"I'm ganna need more than just a six pack of soda to get me through this... Just put the movie on already." - Catwoman
Catwoman sat at the far left end of the couch, next to her sat Ivy, then Maria, and then Harley, Bud and Lou by their feet. All of them sharing one big blanket (Becuase if Iron Man did show up, or any of the birds, then Maria was in a protective burrito and they may not see her right away) and they started the movie.
•—–·–—•
"Oh god, the poor cow." - Maria
.........
"Hahahaha, he stuck a whole f-ckin' chicken head in that guys @ss" - Harley
"The poor chicken." - Maria
"Maria you don't want to see this part." - Ivy then lightly covered her eyes for the ehem, chicken extraction.
.........
"Anyone up for another movie?" - Harley
"That depends." - Ivy
"Any suggestions Cat?" - Harley looked across to the other end of the couch to see Catwoman already sleeping.
"She took her cat-nap already? Seriously?" - Harley
"... What about Pirates of The Caribbean?" - Maria
"I'm good with that." - Ivy
And they started the next movie, Maria was happy, it felt like when her maman and papa would sleep with her when she made a pillow fort. It was a loving atmosphere, it felt safe, and nothing could ruin it. Marias' eyes became heavy, and she leaned her head on Harleys' shoulder, falling asleep after a few minutes.
Ivy paused the move looking over to see both Harley and Maria sleeping, soon Ivy also fell asleep in the comfortable silence.
…………………………
Around an hour later Maria woke up in a panic, she had a nightmare, and kept looking around frantically for someone with tears running down her face.
"What's the matter hun?" - Harley said looking around to see if someone had gotten in. When she looked back at Maria she saw that she was crying.
"What happened?" Harley asked in a kind voice that was filled with motherly love.
"I, just *hic* had a bad dream that's *hic* all, I'm fine." - Maira said trying to wipe the tears away.
"You're ok, I promise nothin's goin' to happen to ya as long as Ivy and I are here, ok hun?" - Harley hugged Maria, and she could feel the girl let out a few more sobs, and quick breathes.
"Thanks Maman." Maria didn't even realize what she had said, it just felt natural for her to say it.
"You're welcome hun." 'Omg I'm gonna cry, she called me maman!' Harley rubbed small circles over Marias' back, and began humming until she fell asleep, she continued to hug Maria until she also fell asleep.
•—–· Back to the Chaos Bat-Cave ·–—•
"What do you mean she's with two of Gotham City's Sirens?!" - Tony
"Tony, calm down, I'll call Selina, she can talk to them and get this all sorted out." - Bruce
"Your fiancee is a Gotham Siren too?! Why didn't you tell me?!" - Tony
"Why isn't she picking up? And unlike some people, this family doesn't like outing our secret identities... on live TV." - Bruce
"Oh well excuse me for not keeping my secret identity a SECRET!" - Tony
"I'll try calling her one more time." - Bruce
"Bruce, it's 3am. Who in their right mind ever stays up this late.... aside from this family." - Tim with a giant coffee mug in hand.
"... I'll just call her one more time." Bruce then connected it to the Bat-Computer so everyone could hear.
•—–· Back to the Sirens ·–—•
Catwoman's phone is ringing like crazy, waking everyone up, including a tired, annoyed, and confused Selina.
"Wth does he want at 3 in the morning?!" - Selina
"Just answer it so we can keep sleepin'." - Harley still hugging Maria
"I'm putting it on speaker, so you lot can testify against his @ss in court, for disturbing the peace."
•—–· Over to Batsy ·–—•
"Selina I need to ask-"
"WHAT THE F-CKING HELL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT A GOOD NIGHTS REST!" - Selina
"Oooooh, she sounds pissed Bruce." - Jason
"I'm sorry to call you at this hour, but we need to find a girl that looks just like every single one of my other kids." - Bruce
"Bruce... I thought we agreed that 7 kids was. the. f-cking. limit." - Selina
•—–· Back to the Sirens ·–—•
Selina looked over to Maria before muting the speaker.
"Do you want them to know you're here Kitten?" - Selina
"... I'm tired, I haven't had coffee, I have no filter, so f-ck it, act like you never saw me today, and let them drown in chaos. " - Maria
"I think I like filter less Maria." - Harley
"Okay." Selina shrugged her shoulders and then un-muted her phone, putting it back on speaker mode.
"Where was she last seen?" - Selina
"She was last seen with Harley and Poison Ivy, I want you to see if she's still with them." - Bruce
Selina looked over to Maria and Harley, both of them shook their heads with mischievous grins.
"I've been with them all day, and I haven't once seen a girl that looks like your kids. Now can I go back to sleep, and forget this ever happened?" - Selina
"WHERE IS MY NIECE!!!" - Tony
"Oh, hey Tony, didn't know you were there, don't know who, or where your niece is, but good luck trying to find her. Oh and Bruce, I'm shutting my phone off so you don't keep calling till the butt crack of dawn. And congrats it's now 4am. you owe me a lunch date, uh-ba-bye." Selina then hung up her phone and turned it off.
"That went pretty well if you ask me, now I'm going back to sleep." - Selina
•—–· Back to Batsy ·–—•
The room was silent for a few minutes before Jason spoke up.
"Does that mean that Pixiepop ran away and is even more lost now?!" - Jason
"Oh god, what do we do, what if she got hurt?!" - Dick
"What if she got kidnapped?!" - Jason
"What if she's with a big time Gotham Villain?!" - Dick
"... What if she got more coffee?" - Tim
"Oh Hell No" - Jason/Dick
"... Lets all go to sleep, and when we wake up, we'll head over to their base and double check. She could've just said that because I called her at 3am." - Bruce
"But my niece is still out there!" - Tony
"You're going to sleep Tony." - Pepper then dragged Tony to his room.
•—–· Back to Maria ·–—•
Selina went to a different part of the building, where Maria assumed the bedrooms were. Ivy had gone to the greenhouse to be with the plants, and now it was just her and Harley left on the couch, and she couldn't sleep.
"... Harley?" - Maria
"Yeah hun?" - Harley
"I can't sleep." - Maria
"Well, watcha wanna do till ya get tired?" Harley asked sitting up a little straighter to get a better look at Maria.
Maria gave a sly smile, and looked Harley in the eyes "Want to go free-running on the rooftops?"
"... Alright, but lets get some coffee, and a snack in us first." - Harley gave her a side hug, before getting up to go make the coffee, and grab some snacks.
After they had their coffee, they climbed to the roof of the base. Harley was in her outfit, bat in hand and ready to do some bonding.
"So, how does ya outfit work?" - Harley
"Like so, ready Mullo?" - Maria
"Yes Maria" - Mullo
"Ok, Mullo, Get Squeaky!" A bright light flashes, and when Harley could see again, Maria was in a dark gray suit, wearing black knee high boots, with a strip of pink at the knee, and black elbow length gloves with the same pink strip at her elbow. Her mask was a slightly lighter gray on the top part, and pink on the bottom. Her hair was pulled into two buns with pink ribbons that faded to gray, and to black at the very tip. Her jump rope around her waist forming a tail going just below the back of her knees.
"Just when I think ya can't get any more adorable. So what should I call ya?" - Harley
"You can call me Multimouse." - Maria
Soon they were racing and doing tricks off different roofs, they were really enjoying themselves. From one of the roofs they heard a commotion in one of the alleys, when they looked down they saw a man holding a woman at gunpoint.
"Not good, seems like he's got issues, probably lost his lover, most likely has additions to drugs and alcohol, and seems to be a little tipsy." - Harley
"I've got a plan." - Multimouse
…………
Multimouse droped a little way behind the guy, grabbing his attention while Harley got the lady to safety.
"You know there's a help center two blocks from here that would be more than willing to help you." - Multimouse
The crook just raised his gun to her trying to keep it steady as he spoke.
"Give me all your money little girl, or else I'll hurt you."
"1. That's not how you hold a gun. 2. That is no way to treat any girl. and 3. Instead of money, I'll give you my jump rope." - Multimouse
"Why the hell would I want your jump rope, that thing looks worthless." the crook lowered his guard enough as Multimouse pretended to hand over her jump rope, only to use it in a quick motion to dismarm the man, as Harley promptly knocked him out with one swing.
"Lets neva have ya at gunpoint again, okay hun? I'm afraid my heart can't take it." - Harley said while tying the crook to a lamppost.
"Sorry, but it was the best idea I could come up with at the moment, besides, any guy with a gun would feel like they have the upper hand if they're facing a random little girl with a jump rope, rather than Gothams' Harley Quinn with a bat." - Multimouse
"Sadly I'm just too popular with the kiddos on the street." - Harley
…………
They continued to stop a few more muggers on the way back to the base, and when they got back they peaked around the corner to see the whole Batfam plus Iron Man talking with Ivy and Selina.
"How much you want to bet we can get back out before they see us?" - Whispering Multimouse
"... Lets try hidin' in the kitchen." - Whispering Harley
As they tried to sneak by (still in their costumes) Selina just walks over and draggs them to the group.
"Here, now let me sleep!" - Selina
"Dang it Selina we wanted tah see just how long we could hide out in the kitchen!" - Harley
Selina did a double take now realizing they both went out.
"... You didn't." - Selina
"We wanted tah go free-runnin'! So what?" - Harley
"She could've gotten hurt Harls." - Ivy
"My suits magic, I am invulnerable to bullets, normal magic, swords, knifes, anything staby staby, and I can withstand any temperature in it." Multimouse said with a slight pout.
"Hold up, is she a magical girl?" - Red Hood in the background
When Selina let go both Harley and Multimouse went behind Ivy for protection.
"We can still make a run for it." - Harley whispered to Multimouse
"... Ok, I'll meet you on the roof." - Whispering Multimouse
Harley gave a nod as she slowly inched her wasy closer to the door that lead to the roof, as she saw Iron Man approach Multimouse.
"Please get out of your suit, we need to talk about why you're here-" - Iron Man
"Multitute!" - Multimouse
Harley then saw Multimouse shrink into dozens of tiny little versions of herself as her clones spread out in all directions, one of which was heading right for her.
"Wth, you never told us she could use magic!" - Red Robin
Harley picked her up, and slipped through the door without anyone noticing.
"That was great, but how do ya get back tuh normal size?" - Harley
"Simple, I just merge back with my clones." As she said this, all her clones came back, and she merged with herself, becoming normal sized again.
"Where to?" - Multimouse
………… So now The Batfam is trying to find many long gone Mini-Multimouses, and Harley seems to have disappeared with her. Harley and Multimouse are now running over the roofs, heading for Wayne Manor.
"So why are we going to Wayne Manor?" - Multimouse
"Because, Batsy will neva think of lookin' for us at his own home, at least not fawh a little while." - Harley
When they arrived at the Manor, Multimouse de-transformed as Harley knocked on the door.
"Ms. Quinn, Ms. Maria, pleasure to see you here, please come in." - Alfred
"Are any of the bat-birds here?" - Harley
"Ms. Barbara, Ms. Stephanie, and Ms. Cassandra are the only ones here at the moment." - Alfred
"Do ya think you can keep us bein' here a secret from Batsy?" - Harley
"Harley? What are you doing here with Maria?" - Barbara
"It seems that Ms. Harley and Ms. Maria are now playing hide and seek with the rest of the family." - Alfred
"Did someone say hide and seek?" - Steph
"Yes, so could we maybe try and keep this a secret from everyone else, please?" - Maria
"Sure, it was starting to get boring around here. We can all hide in the living room no one ever use. Barbara you show them the way, I'll get the food/drinks and boardgames." - Steph
"Is this alright with you Alfred?" Maria
"It's all right Ms. Maria, you can hide out in the old living room." - Alfred
"Thanks Alfie, ya the best." - Harley
"Thank you Alfred." - Maria
"Ok then, follow me." - Barbara
…………
In the old living room, Harley, Maria, Barbara, Steph, and Cass began to formulate a plan.
"Ok, so the best way for them to never find you is to have your phone off, stay away from any and all cameras, and show your face to no one." - Steph
"So, do you have anything in mind that you might want to do?" - Barbara
"Can we put them on a wild goose chase?" - Maria
Cass nodded to Marias' suggestion approvingly.
"I can hack a few traffic cams to help with that." - Barbara
"We can also throw in some useless hints, to throw dem even further off our scent." - Harley
"Good idea Harley." - Barbara
"Thanks, but how long do ya think we should make it last?" - Harley
"As long as Maria wants it to." - Barbara
"Then let the games begin." - Maria.
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Chapter 5 complete. Hope everyone is stayin' safe, Rockin' those Positive Vibes, and havin' an absolutely wonderful day. BUG-OUT 🐞💮🐞
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