#jelly rants
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Me listening to Heaven, Iowa
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Hi hi!! I have questions regarding snapdonnie (plant boy)
Can he talk? If he can what would it sound like? How would he try to hide this from his brothers if he does? Are your commissions open? Oh I wonder if he would just disappear. I imagine this is sensory hell for him. On top of having to eat bugs. eugh hahahaha I love this! He kinda reminds me of those mushroom zombies (/pos)!! What are your thoughts on him? I would love to hear more about this creature against nature (or with nature now, haha!!) I was originally here for open your wings but I have gotten thoroughly attached to the wacky Donnie fusions. Are you alright if people draw him?? How did you do this?? This is so cool!!! I love all of your Donnie designs but he is most definitely my favorite.
(Feel free to ignore, this turned into just gushing about him)
I was gonna keep going but it was going to get into weird unhinged cult territory really fast, hahaha!!!
Wow! Hi!
I will try to answer all your questions, me and @zeawesomeness were just throwing ideas around for SnapDonnie, so theres quite a bit to talk about!
What does he sound like:
I'd imaging real gurgly when he's like that, but he absolutely hates the sound of his voice, and the fact that most of what he says is muddled. So id say he mostly uses sign language to communicate. while he can still do that
How would he hide it from his brothers:
He would definitely try at the beginning! especially when it starts off as a small growth on his softshell, but eventually the consequences get too big and it gets revealed relatively quickly (at least compared to Open your Shell)
Are my commisions open:
uhhhh, not at the moment, but if there's enough interest in commissions for my art (which would be amazing) then i would be open to opening them!
Is this sensory hell for him?
Absolutely. especially now that flies are attracted to him. he hates it. his shell is consistently moving and it is hell.
My thoughts on him:
I live this creepy little dude. but now there is a little bit of trepidation with it. because now i want to turn this into a proper au and i need to stop doing this to myself.
More about SnapDonnie!
he was infected with this venus fly trap-like curse (from what I havent figured out yet, either kraang or mystic)
it started as a growth in his shell, which then sprouted those flytraps (which he couldnt hide)
the energy needed for the transformations makes Donnie ravenous, and the more he eats, the faster he turns. this is the part where his family find out.
yes he was compelled into eating raw (kinda rancid) meat.
they find out that this infection will continue until Donnie is fully turned into a carnivorous plant.
at the end of the transformation, Donnies face would split open and the single flower would bloom.
Small teeth-like spines are growing down the middle of Donnies face.
Donnie has to balance, starving himself without rotting/wilting (bc yes he does that now), while not eating too much that the transformation continues at too fast a pace.
it doesnt help that sometimes he goes feral (and his face does the splitty open thing), and attacks and tries to eat anything in his path. including his family. Ah yes. Angst.
so they need to figure out how to help Donnie before they loose him forever.
Okay I think Im done with ranting lol.
Can you draw him?
ABSOLUTELY!! please tag me if you do! in fact I am completely on board with you drawing anything from my aus! I love receiving fanart!
I think thats all the questions answered! I love asks like this lol, theyre always so fun!
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impulse stans i need to know why we hate the geoff john’s teen titans run and how we feel and bart’s knee shot thing. ik it was a character assassination in the sense of forcing him to become kid flash— smth he never wanted, but why else do we dislike it. i was planning on reading it after i finished YJ 98
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The problem about being plus sized is that when you try to draw yourself you don't look good
And adding on to that, another problem is that when you try to find a fancy gown that will actually fit you it's either too small, too big or it fits but it's incredibly ugly
I'm trying to draw myself at a Solaire Clan ball and 1. I look ugly in my art style and 2. None of the dresses I'm finding to draw myself in look good on me
I just wanted to draw myself at a fancy party with hot vampire men why is this such an issue
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It’s wild that people are just out here going like “I need this thing but it doesn’t exist, I’ll just make it myself.” Like do y’all realize how powerful you are!?
#this was mainly about cc and mod creators#but really applies to all creators in general#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#jelly rants#wild thoughts
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ah yes therapy place i signed up for over 2 months ago thank you so much for emailing me back right when my situation has gotten very suddenly and unbelievably worse not to finally offer me an appointment but for me to sign back onto the fucking waiting list
#jelly rants#hi everything sucks and keeps getting worse and im almost at a breaking point#and i know if i try and get therapy through my gp its just gonna be weeks and weeks of waiting again#and im just. so tired.#negative#vent post
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I have
A lot of feelings
About Akane Tendou
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toji with prompt 5 pretty please
𖦹 ˚ ✩ . ❝what they're like with kids.❞
★ synopsis. toji with kids.
★ featuring. toji fushiguro.
★ formatting. headcanons. (from this list.)
★ notes. husband! toji, he's a good dad for once, sfw, so much fluff, megumi and tsumiki are your kids.
꒰౨ৎ — author’s note. i KNOW what my bio says but i'm multifaceted. literally so in love with this deadbeat and i hope it shows. thank u as always for requesting and sorry for the wait !!꒱
★彡 TOJI FUSHIGURO.
The first time Toji ever felt genuine love was when he put that pretty golden band on your finger.
The second was when he looked into Tsumiki’s big, brown eyes for the first time.
Then the third came with a small head of black hair and the name he’d chosen long before he'd known whether his kid would be a boy or a girl: Megumi.
From then on, life was a journey for him.
Growing up, Tsumiki was much calmer than Megumi, who would fuss and cry at every little thing. His papa wouldn't read to him long enough? He'd bawl his eyes out. He couldn't reach the fridge handle because his legs were too stubby? Waterworks. His toy was missing after he'd been the one to misplace it? He'd throw a fit.
Toji would honestly curse himself for even thinking he could fall asleep for more than 20 minutes before his son would toddle into the room, promptly disturbing his dad's nap by pouncing onto his stomach or latching onto his arm.
You, however, found it pretty funny.
"Shit's not anythin' to giggle about," Toji would grumble at you, his beauty sleep interrupted as you laughed, glaring at Megumi as he clambered onto his father's chest, bouncing his bottom up and down and beating on him with his tiny fists.
There have been multiple instances where Megumi's been in a good mood, though. You'll never forget the pictures you took of him napping, holding his big sister's hand in his smaller one as they both rested on top of Toji's large chest, his hands cradling both their heads while he snored.
Toji is so bad at not cursing in front of his kids. It's a horrible habit, but he can't seem to grasp the fact that 4-year-olds aren't supposed to be saying the same unsavory words that roll off his tongue so easily.
"Fuck!" he'd let it slip a few times when he accidentally hurt himself, and in typical kid fashion, they were always around to hear something they shouldn't.
"Fuk?" The fact that Megumi was the very picture of innocence while such a filthy word came tumbling out of his mouth (and paired with a smile!) rattled his father.
"What's 'fuck'?" Tsumiki asked, barely much older than her brother. Toji could only pray you didn't hear that.
"Wh— not so loud! Don't repeat that shi— that stuff. Yer gonna get me in trouble with Mama."
(you indeed did hear and he got his ass beat later)
Calls Megumi and Tsumiki 'rugrats.'
He didn't realize just how little time he'd have for romance with his kids around. Every single time Toji leans in to press his lips on his yours, no matter where you two may be, they come running from around the corner (apparently, they'd been watching for a while), darting between your legs and making fake retching noises as they giggle at the scowl on their dad's face.
Toji's the kind of dad to lose one kid in the store, turn around to ask the other kid where their sibling went, only to find them both gone LMFAO.
Stiffens up when he hears an "I love you," or even when he receives a hug from either one of his children. Hugs take some coaxing from you, but he doesn't dislike them (he'd never admit it, what with his tough guy persona, but Toji's kids make him so soft inside.)
#꒰🪼꒱ jelly writes.#꩜ inbox. ✉️#toji fushiguro x reader#toji x reader#toji fushiguro#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen toji#sorry i’ve been on hiatus#okay let me rant. i'm obssessed with the way toji's first and only love until the very end was megumi's mother#like. he was looked at like a piece of shit because of the fact that he couldn't see curses by his clan#but then here comes ms fushiguro. and she LOVED HIM despite all of his shit. SHE LOVED HIM SO BAD GUYS OH MY GOD#and till the very end he NEVER got over her. NEVER.#gege you make me sick btw#probably gonna change my layout again
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"jeremiah forgot her favorite candy!" firstly, some people's parents don't even know their kids favorite candy and it doesn't mean they don't love them or know their child less. and second, you know what jeremiah wouldn't have forgotten? the corsage
#i'm in a petty mood today.#the summer i turned pretty#bellyjere#team jeremiah#team jelly#belly x jeremiah#jeremiah x belly#jeremiah fisher#jaiden rants
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Motherfuckers who constantly complain about blackwashing or any other minority being cast in a remake and tell minorities to make their own stories need to shut the fuck up unkindly
Because I can guarantee not one of those dickheads ever watched
Canon Busters: The one time it did get social media attention on twitter the tag got taken over by some idiots who were crying to bring back some shit called The OA
Seis Manos: Netflix didn’t promote it at all so it’s mostly their fault but still
The Jellies, Lazer Wulf or Camp Buckooth: every time these shows were promoted here came annoying ass venture bros and Metalocalypse fans under every video commenting that these shows were trash and to bring back VB and Metalocalyps
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur: which is doing semi fine but it’s still annoying when I see a promotion online and the comments are filled with “Bring back the owl house !” because you know they lost their show so they can’t let anyone else enjoy their shows
I’m A Virgo: everyone complained that it was ‘too weird’ but claim that they want different stories about black people that aren’t slave stories but turn their heads at black surrealism
Nope: People claimed it was too confusing and that they didn’t understand the story when the story and the message is absolutely easy to understand
It’s always “make your own stories !” yet they never help support those stories, they always try to hijack what little promotion or they just straight up ignore it or even when we do make our own stories they still complain and claim it’s “woke pandering” or “woke propaganda”
#blackwashing#cannon busters#seis manos#the jellies#lazor wulf#camp bucktooth#moon girl and devil dinosaur#mgadd#i’m a virgo#nope 2022#nope movie#nope film#belle rants
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Pete wentz is actually so sick and twisted for writing Golden
#AND I SAW GOD CRY IN THE REFLECTION OF MY ENEMIES#AND ALL THE LOVERS WITH NO TIME FOR ME#fall out boy#jelly rants
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there is a fly in my room that will not stop BUZZING and i really wish i could sick SnapDonnie on it.
#I want this thing GONE#i even landed on me#but i couldnt kill it#so it was just gross#jelly rants#snapdonnie
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i have a stupid hc of bart where he roller skates a ton. he either engineers his shoes to have wheels like heely’s or will show up places in full blown skates. he likes the feeling of rolling sometimes instead of running— no more feet pounding on the hard pavement, instead he’s just breezing through like he’s on ice
whenever the core four are meeting up, he shows up in his skates and no one bats an eye cause it’s so common. it’s like a second appendage and he does it mostly bc it’s cool and he likes things that provide transport (i.e skateboarding, etc)
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For those who don't know about Star Trek stuff, Vulcans kiss with their hands.
They still use their hands for stuff obviously; it's like how we eat and speak with our mouths. But TOUCHING someone else with our mouths is an intimate thing.
Vulcans use their hands for writing, building, moving things ; yk regular hand stuff. But that's also the part of the body they kiss with. They don't go around putting their hands on other people. It would be like if you went around putting your mouth on someone.
SO WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK JUST
Like, are they Vulcan kissing in any of these? Probably not (okay maybe the first one lets be real-) but considering the fact that they kiss AND form telepathic bonds with their hands, it is an intimate thing.
Like if two characters kept putting their faces super close together all the time, it would be easy to notice.
Thank you for coming to my TrekTalk
I need help (and probably sleep let's be real 💀)
#spirk#spirk rant lmao#star trek#star trek tos#k/s#kirk/spock#spock#kirk#goofy jelly thoughts#literally me trying to explain to all of my non star trek mutuals that i am not crazy (I am crazy)
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The boiz at EA are about to catch these hands. I’ve spent the last half an hour trying to log into their stupid little launch portal. Let me play with my pixel people in PEACE PLEASE!!!!!!
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love when the coworker who’s made it obvious she doesn’t like me decides to kick it up a gear and choose to publicly demean me to all our other coworkers instead of asking a simple question politely
love that for me
#jelly rants#i actually genuinely like my job#but there's always one person who has to ruin it#and she makes me miserable to a level i havent felt since high school#so that's cool and fun
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